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2016

08

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s not my birthday anymore….

But that doesn’t mean I can’t eat cake….Or guilt bars to give me free drinks pretending it is my birthday…Or have my friend tell every girl in the bar it’s my birthday only for them to give me hugs…that allow me to stick my tongue in their mouth – confusing them as to whether it is mouth rape….only to go along with it because people are genuinely nice and don’t like to be mean on my birthday – that is now over, but never over, if you’re a con man hustler, which I would be, if I left my house….and really cared more about fun than just getting drunk..

Here are morning links…in the morning….it’s morning..

Today in Side Boob
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German Suplex your Friends in Swimming Pools Gayness
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TSA SPent 1.4 Million on an App a Guy Made in 10 Minutes
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James Franco’s Lesbian Twilight Shit
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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Top in Peru
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Kim K – Tries to Get Into Politics
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BlACK CHICK IN A DRESS OF THE DAY
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Girls Review of Eating Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Wants Babies
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Mirror Selfies!
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Playing With Fire
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2016

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s my birthday – do your own damn stepLINKS…

That said, all the kind words for my birthday has been pretty amazing, since I make a point of not wishing anyone a happy birthday – seeing as I’m an asshole…who don’t care…

All I ask for is world peace and to find a way to love my pug more than I already….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Tight Yoga Pants…
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Selena Gomez New Face
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Flight Attendent of the Day
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Ariel Winter Bikini WHore
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Reading Inappropriate Books on the Subway
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Scarjo in a Magazine
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Giant Flamethrower in Slow Motion
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Anne Hathaway Made Baby
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Gwyneth Paltrow Tits…
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Underwear Model of the Day
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Rita Ora Big Boobs
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Charlie Sheen Being Investigated!
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French Slut in a bikini
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Grandpa TITS!
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Model Responds to People Who Call her Fat
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Almost a Lily ALdridge Upskirt
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Anna Kendric is So Boring
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Charlize THeron in a Movie
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Flashing Tits in the Car
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Volleyball Win with Face
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Mechanical Bull Erotica
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Wet Vagina!
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Camille Rowe for playboy
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Naked Blonde Chick
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

07

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s my birthday – and I will ask your girlfriend for nudes if I want to…

I’ll also write mean blog posts about models and celebrities….while drunk…but I do that everyday…

Maybe everyday is my birthday…and I don’t realize it…because I’m not a self involved, self absorbed narcissist cunt like everyone else seems to be…but then again I do have a blog which is pretty fucking pretentious…”LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IT IS SO IMPORTANT”…not that anyone reads the site…but you get what I am saying and that is that I’m drinking whiskey at 10:30 am….looks like I’ve made it.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the MORNING….HANGOVER…DUMP….

Tight Yoga Pants
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3000 Matches in a Half Sphere
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The Mummy Starring Tom Cruise..
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Light Skinned Black Girl in a White Dress – Cultural Appropriation
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Awkward Girl Breaks Up With Boyfriend
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Kevin Federline
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Erin Heatherton is Fat
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Gold Trick Shots
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Jessica Biel’s Big Boobs in White Tank Top
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Swiss Army Man…
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So Many Redheads…
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2016

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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My DOT COM BILLIONS aren’t even DOT COM MILLIONS but rather DOT COM HUNDREDS….

We live in a world where plus sized girls don’t know they are plus sized…or pretend they aren’t plus sized…instead of taking ownership on being plus sized…

Asking girls to send you the paint chip color closest to her asshole color…doesn’t work…they won’t do it….they will think you’re weird…paint chips to show you her nipple color maybe but anus never…I know you’d think girls love home decorating, and that paint color would be the gateway to anus pic, but truth is you’ll probably have a better chance getting an asshole pic than the paint color…crazy world we live in…

Here are some stepLINKS

A Bunch of Crazy Asses
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Erin Heatherton was Too Fat for Victoria’s Secret
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Out of Control Semi Truck!
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Lana Del Rey in a Bikini
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Swiss Army Man – Looks Fucking Crazy
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Janet Jackson is Pregnant at 49
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Jessica Biel Doing the Mom of the Day
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People are into Fatty Melissa McCarthy Lip Syncing
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Courtney Stodden Naked for Instagram
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Girls in Flannel
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Holly Peers Topless Glamour Model Shoot
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Charlize Theron Suffers for her Looks…
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Bird VS Cat Video
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Model in Catalog Pics
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Is ADD an Advantage?
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Woman Confuses Kevin Hard for Chris Rock
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Superhead Has Restraining Order
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Elle Fanning in Short Skirt…
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Slutty Vanessa Hudgens
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Selma Blair Nipples
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AMbrosio in a Sports Bra
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Michelle Lewin in Short Shots…
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Maitland Ward Topless Tit…
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Macaulay Culkin Long Hair….
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Beyonce is Suing a Company called Feyonce
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Disturbed’s Sound of Silence…
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Big Juice Tits
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Slut for National Beer Day
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Should Pornstars Be Respected?
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Katherine Heigl Launches a Blog….
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Crazy Cunts Showing Off Their Cunts
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Some Naked Chick
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Bimbo On Camera
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Angry Bitch of the Day
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Masturbating Cam Whore
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Some Busty Naked Chick
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Kayden Kross Pussy
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FIlled Up….with a Bat
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HUGE TITS
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

06

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want the girl at the bar to go home with you – do not tell her that you’ll let her keep the change she finds in your couch if she makes you cum. Apparently it’s not an incentive….and either is…”I just want to squeeze the juices out of you”…when she’s hugging you goodbye because she’s not going home with you…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Crazy Asses…
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Rodney Dangerfield on Johnny Carson….
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Woman Mistakes Kevin Hart for Chris Rock – RACIST!
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Bella Thorne Tits….
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Jurassic Park as a Nature Documentary
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Britney Spears Abs…
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Golf Trick Shots
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Kerry Washington for Adweek…
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Girls on Beach….
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Slutty Beyonce….
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Surprising People with Puppies
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2016

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my night was when my friend who was out of town’s wife hit me up because she had no cash on hand to leave the kid as the “tooth fairy”…because we live in a plastic world…

To which I asked how much she needed, she said 5 dollars, and I started negotiating the blowjob she’d give me if I showed up with 5 dollars…because there’s just something amazing about paying my friend’s wife 5 dollars for a blowjob that she’s going to use as a “tooth fairy” gift….

She didn’t go for my offer, I guess she found someone with less aggressive conditions of lending her 5 dollars….or maybe it just creeped her out…

I wonder if I’ll still be invited to their memorial day party…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Michelle Rodriguez was Jealous of Paul Walker’s Death While On Ayahuasca
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Farrah Abraham in a Bikini
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Gigi Hadid Slut Photoshoot…
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Bridge Implosion
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Charlize Theron Underwear…
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Gal Gadot – Wonder Woman
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Charlize Theron Cleavage
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Emma Roberts Has an Insane Body
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Amy Schumer Labeled Plus Sized and is Mad! Fat Bitch…
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Genevieve Morton’s Hard Nipple
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Olivia Munn Fashion Magazine
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Jennifer Metcalfe See Through Wet Bikini
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Delusional Energy Shield Master Dares Dude Martial Artist
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Gwyneth Paltrow Lets Bees Sting Her Face
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Short Skirt Bitches…
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Britney Spears Stomach….
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Rosie Huntington Jean Shorts
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Victoria’s Secret Models That Posed Nude….NUDE!
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Melting Sock in Sulfuric Acid…
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Kate Hudson See Through
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Big Mexican Tits
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Maitland Ward Topless on Snapchat
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Bella Thorne Cleavage…..
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Adriana Lima Legs…
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Frenchy Morgan Bikini…
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Beyonce Flash Dance for Elle
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Hot Girls in Selfies Because Hot Girls Are Self Involved Sluts
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Girl Gets Slammed
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The Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini See Through Hustle
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Alyssa Arce and a Ford GT Naked As Fuck…
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Charley Atwell Tries Bikinis…
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Masturbating Cam Whore Caught by Security Cam
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Slut in the Bath
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Hooker in a Tree
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Shitty Job
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THREESOME
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Natural Tit Strip
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Kinky as Fuck
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Squirt Squirt on Glasses
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Angry Bitch…
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Tess in Black Heels….
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

05

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Yesterday, I decided the best way to get a girl you don’t know very well to fuck you is to take her to the strip club. The logic is based on when I dated girls years ago, in an era before porn, where the strip club would get girls fucking horny when you buy her a lap dance and give her the first set of tits she can grab…while you watch.

Well, in an era of porn, hook-ups due to always being horny, and all girls having had at least one lesbian experience…the getting a tinder 20 year old you just met a lap dance…turns out to not make the girl you met horny, it just costs 200 dollars…

#noblowjob..

Here are some morning links…

Miranda Lambert and her Feet for the Foot Fetishists
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The Scarjo Robot is Amazing – at Least for Virgin Losers Who Can’t Get Real Girls…or AFFORD a REAl GIRL…
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Aussie Man Reviewing People Taken Out by Bulls
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Jessica Simpson – Ass Eater
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Kate Bosworth in a Bikini is Everything
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When Gender Euality Fails…
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Drone Transports a Chainsaw
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I am Still Laughing at this Pic
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Melissa McCarthy in Leather Leggings is Porn to Someone….Someone Very Weird…But Someone
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To Catch A Predator Prank Gone Wrong
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Whale Watching Boat Crashes Into a DOck
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Gwyneth Paltrow VS the Bees
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2016

04

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The nice thing about living the housewife / homeless person / retired and/or unemployed on disability life is watching the free TV channel on some TV someone gave your fat wife a few weeks ago…because watching how to quit sugar according to DR OZ is almost as exciting as watching ELLEN Dance, or staring at DR PHIL’s moustache is key to really understanding the fall of America…the vortex of hell we live…the reason we are obese, dying, braindead, medicated weirdos…it’s like porn quality without the penetration…making it just garbage…

The other nice thing about living the housewife / homeless person / retired and/or unemployed on disability life is leaving the house and seeing all the women who are also living the housewife / homeless person / retired and/or unemployed on disability life and most look tired and sad and willing to let you massage their vaginas.

Life of the bored and the boring…

I know you don’t care what I have to say, or want I finger….so here are some some some links…you probably don’t care about…

Huge Monday Tits
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Courtney Stodden Channelling the Spirit of Michael Jackson is Amazing
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Dump Truck Crushes Passenger Car
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Justin Bieber’s Dreads are Hilarious
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Terrifying Brandi Glanville Upskirt
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Iggy Azaelea Horsback Riding Explains How She Taught Herself How to Take Dick
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Iggy Azaelea Owes the IRS 400k
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Drew Barrymore’s Getting a Divorce. No One Cares.
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Ass in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez in Some Orange Outfit…
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Dancing Dog of the Day
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Girl Kills it with Selfie ARt
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Isabel Lahela in Instagram
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Sluts at the iHeartRadio Show
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Amanda Bynes is 30 and Doing Great
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Gwen Stefani’s Bra Outfit
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Charlize Theron Nipples
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Chris Christie Defends Himself on the Pouring a Small M&Ms bag Into a Large One
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Bella Hadid Swimsuit Slut
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Kesha Could have Got Out of Record Deal if She Didn’t Say Dr Luke Raped Her…
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Selena Gomez Hotness!
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Demi Lovato Lesbian Tits
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Keke Palmer See Through Dress
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Stupid Spark in Face Video
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Power Lines Short Circuit
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Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian is Terrifying
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Beyonce in a Leotard
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Tyga’s Bodyguard Getting Killed is As Hood as TYGA gets
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Kylie Jenner is a Cunt to Her Fans
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Emma Roberts in a Blue Sports Bra
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DR Strange Make-Up is So Gay
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Nikki Sims Topless GIF
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Security VS Masturbating Cam Whore
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This Could be your Sister
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Public Pool Voyeur
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Junkie In Traffic Shows Balls
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Undressing Babe of the Day
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Great Fucking Tits
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Lexi Belle – Naked and Posing
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of the weekend was when a group of drunk jocks, probably on a bachelor party, clearly in their late 40s, walked into the lesbian dive bar I go to because I can’t handle all the straight girls trying to fuck me at the straight dive bars and I like the challenge and conversations I have with lesbians….because they hate me due to penis…

Either way, these guys walked in with so much energy, chanting bullshit, like USA, USA, USA or some shit, only to quickly shut up…when they realized what they walked into…

I don’t know why that was the highlight of the weekend, but it’s the only thing I remember besides meeting a girl with a broken condom fetish, who ripped all her condoms because she wanted accidental loads inside her…it was her thing…her crazy crazy thing…

The Thigh Gaps of This Generation!
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Mariah Carey Panties!
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Amateur Wrestling Goes too Far
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John Stamos Freaks Out at Netflix Office
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Bieber Got Dreads
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Rosie Hungtington on All Fours
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Lawnmower VS Spray Paint
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Should Pornstars Be Respected…
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Pictures from Behind the Scenes of Doctor Strange and it Looks Like a Porn Set….
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Farrah Abraham and Porn Chick in Lingerie
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Katy Perry and Dolly Parton Big Tits Together
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Toucan Lap Dog
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2016

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I didn’t bother with April Fools because I woke up after noon when it is over and I didn’t put the effort in coming up with a played out joke, the only one I wanted to do was announce my death and disappear until next April Fools, but no one cares about me and wouldn’t notice my absence…there would be no write up or obituary in the NY Times…

I figure if you’re going to do the joke, fucking commit, and if I don’t pay attention to calendar’s or annoying basic hobbies everyone tries to play into because their lives suck…

Jokes need a backstory, but if no one cares about you or your backstories…they don’t exist…

Here are stepLINKS…

Some 90s Poster Girls
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Taylor Swift Face Plants on Treadmill
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Kylie Jenner Lashes Out at her Young Fans
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Thermite Launcher is the Insane Invention of the Day
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Kendra Wilkinson’s HUGE tits
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Kat Torres Slutty Water Vendor
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Pregnant Erika Christensen – massive Tits
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Pregnancy Prank…because it’s not the most played the fuck out
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Talking Scarjo Robot
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Slutty Alyssa Arce Tits
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A Bunch of Sluts in Bikinis…
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Chill Dog at the Baseball Game
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Delivery Bike Driver – Jumps a Train
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Kendall Jenner Nipple Ring..
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A Bunch of Liz Hurley Pics…
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Emma Watson’s Skin Whitening Ad
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Making Cocaine in the Amazon
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Asshole Driver of the Day
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Charlize Theron Nipple
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Tennis Cameltoe
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Kim Zolciack Big Mom Tits – Wrecked Face
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Some Bachelor Chick in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Tight Dress
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Poop Girl and Her Huge Tits
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A Bunch of Pam Anderson Pics
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Self Driving Bike in the Netherlands…
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The New Top Gear AD
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Marloes Horst for Free People..
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Ava Addams Has Big Naked Tits
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Hot Sluts in See Through Outfits
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Asshole Driver VS Karma
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This is a Big Dildo
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Big Clit of the Day
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Some Hot Naked Chick in Bed
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

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Control The Orgasms of Girls in Other Places
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