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2015

27

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

ASS!

The biggest struggle in life is not trying to survive a shitty marriage with an obese woman. It is not trying to wake up to update a website or go to a shitty job. It is not trying to juggle bills and money…and it is not trying to make a positive difference in other people’s life…the biggest struggle in life is turning down tinder girls willing to fuck you…despite you being you…because you’re too lazy to get off the fucking couch…

That sums up the weekend and here’s some morning links in the afternoon becasue who cares about time…none of this matters…

Huge Tits!
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Awkward Wedding Photo of the Day
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Natalia Paris is Amazing
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Blac Chyna’s Fake Ass
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Bieber Crashed a Prom
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Mexican DJ of the Day
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How To Cut an Onion with Crystals
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GIGI Hadid Bikini!
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Texas Professor Fails Entire Class Cuz they Were Mean to Him
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10 Times the World Nearly Ended
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The White House Correspondents DInner
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Brad Pitt is Old as Fuck
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Jockey Has a Wardrobe Malfunction
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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2015

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

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The funny thing about sexting a ton of fucking girls you met on tinder…is that even though you don’t have sex with them…in order to get nudes out of them…you have to show them a little bit of love, respect, a soul…so what ends up happening is that you’re essentially dating them…even though you’ve never met them…and you’re not in a relationship with then…but their behavior becomes the same annoying girlfriend behavior you’re sexting strangers in the first place to avoid…

It’s fucking weird…..but not as weird as these links…but more importantly…at least I get nudes…they are the only thing I live for…..and these links…so click em..

Things That Bounce
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Jared Leto in Joker Meke-Up
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Britney Song of the DAy
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Fight Starts When Girl Gets Her ass Grabbed
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Gia Genevieve Topless
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Johnny Depp’s Daughter Modeling…and She’s a Babe
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Celeb Coke Buyer…
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Megan Fox in Leggings
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Mouth Kiss of the Day
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Elizabeth Olsen is the BEst Olsen
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Today in Lindsay Lohan
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Slut of the Day
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The Most Annoying Instagram Cliches
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Lifting an Imaginary Box is The Worst Way to Blow Out a Knee….
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McKayla Maroney Boob Job
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A Lot of Pics of Sluts
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Joanna Krupa Tits
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My Kind of Construction Crew…
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Kylie Minogue Panties
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Kendall Jenner Family Dinner
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Sawyer Sweenten Tribute Video….
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People in Fast Food Restaurants Who Should Maybe Think Twice
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Doutzen Kroes See Through on Instagram
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Football Player Makes Fun of the Presiden
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Mistakes in ’90s Sitcoms That You Never Noticed Until Now
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Bruce Jenner Becoming a Woman….The Interview is So Weird…
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One Direction Kid with a Pile of Weed
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The Adam Sandler Movie’s Racist Joke
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Arn Bra
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The Girl Has a Crazy Fucking Ass
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Girls Bending at Waste
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Fame Whore of the DAy
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Body Shaming Video of the Day
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Leo is on Tinder
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Fame Whore Face Down Ass Up
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RDJ is a Cunt
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Dildo in Every Hole!
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Find a Hot Young Girl Who Takes Care of a Daddy Who can Takes Care of Them…
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Japan is Amazing
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Gymnast Pussy
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Cam Girl Rocks the Dildo
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Greek Slut Upskirt
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LESBIAN STEPSISTERS!!!
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Lick The Pussy
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Naked in Portugal
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Fuck That Bed
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The Hottest Webcam
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Naked in a Mainstream Movie
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Bella Hadid is the new Gigi Hadid
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Avengers Porn!
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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Nude in Nature
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Lesbian Dream Team
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

24

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The failed pick up line of the day was….”let me be the second or third dick in your gangbang”….

Some people just don’t understand romance…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Star Wars Fan Girls
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George Constanza Being George Constanza for Kat Dennings
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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini
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Chihuaua Who Hates Eating Alone
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WNBA’s First Arrest
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Guy Burns Friend with Magnifying Glass
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Kendall Jenner – Booty
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Chubby Dancing Kid
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Strong Girl on the Flex Cam
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Saddest Fan in Sports History
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Costume of the Day
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Car Horn Wired to the Break Pedal
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The 100 Best Movies on Netflix
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2015

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some internet hooker who has a following on social media because she made a titty video…called me out saying…


I FIND THE IMPLICATION OF ABUSE OF YOUNG GIRLS IN YOUR NAME DISTURBING

To which I respond, because it has come up, since it is a creepy enough name…hence why I chose it..because trolling as a creep a the time was funny, where as trolling as a nice guy, like “butterflydad”…would probably be funny today….is that my name implies that I drink, that I married a women who already shat out a couple kids and that their wanted nothing to do with her, so I got stuck with her…I don’t have kids of my own…so that I can take a passive irresponsible role…and if anything tells your brain that being a drunk stepfather means you abuse young girls…it’s because you probably were abused as a young girl…I drink…I don’t abuse….fuck yourself you damaged hooker who shows her tits on the internet…

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All this to say that…I am changing my site name to DrunkenStrauss…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls in Towels
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Topless Glamour Model’s Vacation Video
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Everybody Loves Raymond Suicide…
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Gillian Anderson Asked Chris Martin on a Date
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Abigail Rathcford is a Good Slut
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Topless WHore of the DAy
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Katie Cassidy in a BIkini
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Slut of the DAy
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Saddest Fan in Hockey History
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Eva Mendes Post Pregnancy Hotness
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The Chinese Government Wants You To Stop Hiring Strippers for Funerals
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Apparently Bradley Cooper and Irina Shyk are Dating
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Pixie Lott Side Tit
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Black Belt in Card Shuffling
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Girls in Team Jerseys
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Body Double of the Day
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Some Weird Facts About Dreams
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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Jerry O’Connell Pranks His Kids with his Wife’s Previous Marraige
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Baseball Player Move of the Day – Which Isn’t Saying Much Because Baseball Sucks
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Trying to Look Up Blake Lively’s Skirt
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Nude Photos from Allure’s Nude Issue
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Lindsay Vonn Booty in a Tight Dress
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The Backflip in McDonald’s Girl
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Ashley Benson Has Some Thick Fucking Legs
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Nadeea Volianova Nipple Show!
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Julia Roberts and Jodie FOster on Set is as Hot as You’d Expect
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So Many SPiders…This is Terrifying
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Emma Watson is Still Cute Enough to Want to Cum Inside
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Joanna Krupa Cleavage in a Tight Dress
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Vivica A Fox – Short Skirt
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A Bunch of Asses
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Woman Asks 100 Guys for Sex
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So Much Underboob
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Hawkeye and Captain America Call Black Widow a Slut
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Bad Stepmom
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Booty Bounce…
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Find a Hot Young Girl Who Takes Care of a Daddy Who can Takes Care of Them…
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Couple on Side of the Road
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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Two Sexy Amateur Babes Flashing
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Fiona Sciciliano Huge Tits
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Public Oral Sex
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High School Dance
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Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain Sex Tape Exists
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Jenny Flashes While Driving
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Hot Naked Chick…
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Lick The Pussy
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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Fisty
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Hot Blonde in a Hot Video
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Lacey Banghard
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

23

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The interesting thing about pretending that you are 22 on TINDER is that you open yourself up to a whole new generation of 19-24 year old girls, who are both open minded to the idea of fucking a married man who wears a mask, and more perverted than me.

THese people great up on porn and are looking for their next rush, orgasm or sexual adventure…They have all done anal, that’s a given or no brainer..and they are all fucking amazing….mainly because they sext…and to some of them even sexting is boring and they are more into phone sex, like it was the 90s and your gf went back home for the holidays…

All this to say, it could be the girls I attract, or maybe…the world is in a very very good place….all this to say…I have a new addiction…all this to say…all this to say…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Kate Upton on “The Fappening”
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Today in Courtney LOve and Her Daughter Porn
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Phoenix Mercury Star Arrested
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Vine Compilation of April
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Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere are Easier to Rape
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Topless Fame WHore of the Day
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Sandra Bullock is the Most Beautiful Women over 100 Fucking Years Old Who Everyone Hates
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Jimmy Fallon and Russell Crowe Sing Balls in Your Mouth
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Blac Chyna Making Fun of Kylie Jenner
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Idris Elba Eats Donuts
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Tom Brady is TOo Busy TO Go to the White House Because Gisele is a Needy Bitch
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Oreo Trick Shots
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NYPD Shoots Man in QUeens
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Chris ANdersen Has New Tattoos…
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Girl Askes 100 Men for Sex
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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2015

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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In case you didn’t leave your house or go on social media because you fucking hate everything and everyone, you probably don’t realize it is earth day…

In the event that you did leave your house and go on social media even though you hate everything and everyone, then you know it is earth day..

I have never seen the same motherfuckers who are destroying the motherfucking planet day in and day out with their bullshit consumption, pretend they give a fuck about the earth today, or any fucking day…and if anything I would like to thank them for their bullshit concern…or support of Earth Day…because I know that if they keep up wha they are doing…the earth will explode in our lifetime and I feel we need a reset!

Here are some stepLINKS…

Today in Hot Fucking Asses
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Sandra Bullock’s Publicist for the Win
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Happy Earth Day – Here’s 8 Ways Man Will Destroy the World
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Amazimg Asses…
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Helga Lovekaty is Topless and Amazing….
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Slut of the Day
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Whore Ass in a Bikini
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Baseball Player Gets Creative When the Ball is Stuck
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This Priest Loves Star Wars
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Kelly Brook is Busty on a Hike
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Megan Fox – Ass in Leggings
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Chelsea Kane Braless Pokies
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Underboob !
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Reggie Miller Doesn’t Understand Puns….
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Wacka Flocka is Running for President
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Blake Lively is a MILF
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Topless Glamour Models
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Courtney Cox Huge Tits
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Scarlett Johansson’s There’s Something About Mary Hair
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Adriana Lima – Photoshoot
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Christina Milian Braless
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Teacher Apologizes for Sex with a 15 Year Old
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Pinup Girls
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Kelly Brook in Leggings….
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Ex Cops Smoking Weed
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Courtney Love Lives…
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The People of Ex Machina
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Amazing Panty Flash of the Day
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Long Lost Siblings Match on Tinder…
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21 Year Old Andre The Giant in a Kung Fu Movie
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Hot Girls in the Middle of No Where
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Amazing
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Naked Hipster….
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3D Gifs
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I have a Different Idea for Pie Face Game
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Cockblocked at the Pool
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Find a Hot Young Girl Who Takes Care of a Daddy Who can Takes Care of Them…
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Rose is Naked and Amazing
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Anus of the Day
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Naked Young Looking Girls
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Gamer has a Temper
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Charlotte McKinney Nude
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Fisting is Fun
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Naked At the Shooting Range
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Jenya D – No Bikini TOp
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Are You ladies Ready to Suck
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Greeks Naughty on Social Media
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I like to Watch Cartoons FUCK
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Soccer Player Erection
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Boobs that Need Theri Own Wheel Chair
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Blonde of the Day
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See Sexy MILFs show it all in free chat rooms
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Naked Babe in a Dress
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Naked Babe Takes a Pee
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Bed Post Dildo
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

22

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want to realize how easy the girls you are sexting are…it will require a 40 dollar investment of buying a burner phone, you know one of those prepaid phones and hit them up and say “hey, you gave me your number on tinder a few weeks ago, I want to see your hot pussy”…

They’ll have no idea who you are, but if they send you a nude, then you know…you’re not the only one they sext…you are not the apple of their sexting eye…and really why would you be…seriously…take a look at yourself…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Girls…in Bad Lighting
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Ben Affleck is Sorry He Tried Hiding that his Family Owned Slaves
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Cassndra Swaby Naked in a Movie
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Woman Catches Dude Cheating…Gives His Apple Products a Bath
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The Warren Sapp Hookers!
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Baby Spiders are Terrifying
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Drunk Chick Back Flips in McDonalds….
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Slut of the Day
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Tom Wilson Just Killed a Man
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Jurassic World Global Trailer
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David Letterman’s Sexist Joke!
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Girl Who Was Paralyzed for 11 Days Gives Her Nurse a Surprise
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2015

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The best place to hang out when you are like me and have nothing better to do with your time…is the health food store next to the yoga studio…in the early afternoon…because you will see some mom ass like you’ve never seen mom ass before…the only problem is that it is mom ass and mom ass is terrifying when you factor in all it has been through…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Eating Ice Cream
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The Wrong Hilton is Dead
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Girl and Her Boyfriend Went Around Trying to Castrate Her Exes
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Selena Gomez Chubby with Cameltoe
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Range Rover Stuck in Mud
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Johnny Depp and AMber Heard Still TOgether…
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Ireland Baldwin Tweets from Rehab
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Slut of the Day
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Rosie HUntington-Whitely Tits…
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Courtney Cox Has Killer Cleavage
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Scarjo isn’t Very Hot
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Salma Hayek Not Showing her Tits
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Sarah Hyland is Cute
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Lies Parents Tell Kids
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Irina Shayk is Amazing
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Homeless Guy Giving Money
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Slut of the Day
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Paparazzi Almost Ruined Kim K’s Dress
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Amber Heard is Amazing
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Formalwear I can Fuck With
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The Olsen Twins May Do Full House
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Blake Lively Almost Does a Panyt Flash
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Sherri Shepherd is a Fat Lying WHore
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The Coolest Disney Tattoos
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Some Russian Earth Flow
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Olivia Munn Dog Walking…
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Courtney Stodden Takes a Bath
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Britain’s Got talent Card Trick
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Blac Chyna Does Kylie Jenner Challenge
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Blake Lively Tits…
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Anna Faris Skinny in a Bikini
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Travolta Defends Scientology
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Find Girls Who Will Fuck You….
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Robin Givens Naked for Playboy
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Bumpy Tits…
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Daphne Joy….Big Tits…
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Creepiest – Probably Thai Tourist VIdeo
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Naked Skiing
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Bella Bellz Bouncing Ass
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Girl Tries to Drown Herself with Squirt
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Best Couple on the Patio Ever
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Free live sex without credit card
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Katie Fey Strips at the Beach
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English Language Students Awesome Video…
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Demi Lovator Doesn’t Have Thigh Gap
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Officer Big Tits
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Sex Toy Insertion with Skin Diamond
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Japanese Bus Ride!
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Greek Whore of the DAy
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This Lion Loves Pussy
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Girls with Thigh Gap
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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Bed Post Dildo
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

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2015

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My life is at the level of pathetic where I now try to create at dramatic curve, I either introduce them over text and try to make them jealous of each other, or I try to introduce my the over text message to have threeway sext, which ends with them hating each other and usually me, because this is a quick to market, easy to digest, disposable society….and in the end…my puppet mastering does more harm than good….and in the end…I still don’t get laid…there’s a pattern here…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Miley Cyrus and her Boyfriend are Over
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Amy Schumer Shows Letterman her Vagina
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Kylie Jenner Challenge Video
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Babes in Spots Bras
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The Tits of the Tribeca Festival
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Katie Cassidy – Bikini Slut
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Courtney Cox Tits are Engaged…
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Shitty Stunts of the Day
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Here’s some ass…
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Mike Myers’ Bought a 17 Million Dollar Apartment in NYC
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Very Uncomfortable bathign SUit
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The Man With the Voice of Satan
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Full House Revival is Happening
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LL Cool J Pictionary Fail
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Hot as Fuck Stunt Double of the Day
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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2015

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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From the RatedXLife Snapchat…this bush in weed pants wearing a weed nuug as a bush hat is up on some Miley Cyrus shit..high concetp art..

As someone who doesn’t smoke weed, all you 420 idiots must die, but as someone who loves bush…I mean the kind of guy who makes girls I fuck grown out bush…I support everything bush….

Sometimes, I wish my life was more exciting than this snapchat pic…but then I remember broke, never leaving the house, drinking and napping all day…doesn’t pave the way for fun…

But these stepLINKS do…so here are some links…

No wait…here’s David Hasselhoff’s video people are still talking about..

Now here’s the stepLINKS

Big Fucking Tits
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Kim Jung Overcomes All
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Blake Lively….Cleavage…
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Bikini Slut of the Day
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Every Stormtrooper Battle Ever
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Paris Hilton is Coachella
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Teen Kills Teacher with Crossbow
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Megan Fox Ass in Leggings
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Slut of the Day
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Christina Aguilera Ass Implants
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Jared Leto as the Joker…
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Pug Snowboarding
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Wedding Dress Erotica
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Kesha in a White Dress
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Marloes Horst Pictures in a Bikini
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Another Slut of the Day
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Batman VS Superman Poster.
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Clever Marketing of the Day
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Dakota Fanning – for Nylon
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Why Sitting is Damaging You
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Calvin Harris is Allergic to Taylor Swift’s Pussies
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Kelly Brook’s Tits..at Coachella
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Amber Heard is Amazing
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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Warren Sapp Giving the Police His Statement about Hookers is Amazing
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Jenna Dewan Tatum – Muddy Ass
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Cameraman Saves A Dude from Falling
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Kristina Brown is Off Life Support
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Game of Thrones Stunt Double…is Amazing…
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Poisonous Foods We Eat
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Vera Farmiga Naked in Never Forget
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Anne Hathaway Leggings of the Day
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Shitty Comic Book Trailer
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Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
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Tyrese Twitter Fight..
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Rumer Willis Pokies
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The Public Ariana Grande and Big Sean Statement is Insane…
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Lady Gaga Squished Boobs
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Spider Crab Pyramid
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Dakota Fanning in a Dress
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Giorgio Armani Doesn’t Like it When Men Dress Too Gay….
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Rare Madonna Nudes
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Whores in Bikinis
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John Tavolta Defends Scientology…
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Girls With One Boob Out
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Find Girls Who Will Fuck You….
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Body Building Chick
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Robin Givens Naked for Playboy
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The 10 Hoottest Real Life Stoners
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Penis Disaster of the Day
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Sex in Mainstream Movies
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Girl in the Hot Tub
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Sex Toy Of the Day
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Girls Playing with her Tits…
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Free live sex without credit card
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Grandpa Balls
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5 Hot Czwch Girls
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Tessa Fowler Huge Tits
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Kylie Jenner Challenge?
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Big Tits Pawn’s Her Pussy
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Weirdest Sex Toy Demo
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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