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2015

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is 420. So be prepared for all the 420 posts on your social media of people who love weed, which is the majority of people….

I figure in an era where it is barely illegal to smoke..where everyday at 420 at least one idiot on my facebook types “420”…that you wouldn’t notice today as any other day…

But then again, I don’t smoke weed, my drug of choice is roofies, and that’s not even for me…it’s for the sex..

All this to say…at 420 I’ll be drinking..I always am…and here are some links…

Girs in Lingerie
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The Kylie Jenner Challenge for Bigger Lips is Amazing
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NEw Jurassic World Trailer
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Surfer Hijacks Boat Wave
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Jaden Smith is a Tranny
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The Timberlake Biel Baby
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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So Many Selfies
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Foul Ball Catch of the Day
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Hookers Endorse Hilary
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Dumbest Baby Prank Ever
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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2015

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new strategy with girls who don’t want to fuck me is to say “sometimes you’ve just got to say fuck it…and then fuck it”….it being me…you don’t tell them the last part, you imply it by pointing at your erection, ideally in a public place, like the bus or a restaurant or in line at a cash…because they know how real it is..I mean any asshole can point at their boner in private…the real passionate man…the romantic…the I will do anything for love motherfucker…will point at his boner any where and girls tend to not appreciate that at all

Fuck em like this guy fucks his dildo in public…

What they do appreciate are my links…these links..we call them stepLINKS…click them…

The Underboob….
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Michael Buble VS Booty
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Texas Vet Fired For Shooting a Cat with a Bow and Arrow…WTF
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Naked #stepGIRL on Other Websites…
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Pregnant Jaime King
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Anastasia Ashley is a Whore in Rollerskates…
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Slut of the Day
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Bella THorne is Alright
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Miley Cyrus Sexy Hike
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Coco and Her Sister are Amazing
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Coachella Disney Star of the DAy
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David Hassellhoff Music VIdeo!
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George Lucas Refuses to Watch Star Wars Trailer
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Maury on the Weirdest Paternity Tests Ever
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Rachel Hunter Pokies
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When You accidentally Think You’re Athletic…
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Josh Hartnett Turned Down Batman – Thank God
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Amber Rose Goes to Starbucks
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Some Hooker’s Pokies
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Rihanna’s Nipples
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Some Instagram Whores in Bikini Bottoms
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Emmy Rossum is Useless at an Event
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Little Motherfucker Who Wants to Run for President
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Charli XCX does Maxim
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Girls Finds Doppelganger and Meets Up
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Gillian Anderson of the DAy
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Miley Nipple Party
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Batman VS Superman Video
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Gigi Hadid Big Tits
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Carmen Electra of the Day
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Dog With Selective Injury
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Selena Gomez – Bikini Monster
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Drew Carey Does a Bunch of Weddings on Price is Right
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ALl of the Leaked Sony Emails
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Awkward Pornstar Year Book Pics
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Find Girls Who Will Fuck You….
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Public Ass Fucker – WTF
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Huge Tits
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Massive Tits
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Girl and Two Dildos
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Big Tits Get Painted
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Free live sex without credit card
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Girls Eat Cake Off Each Other
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Humping the Tree…Girl….Probably Killed Herself…
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Zoe KRavitz Nude
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Dildo Dnagler
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Webcam Strip
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TWINS!
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Some Big Tits
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Greek Whores
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Lesbians!
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

17

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The most interesting thing about the internet is that everyone is communicating with each other all fucking day, but the reality is that everyone is just communicating with themselves and a screen in their hand, because I’ve been hustling bitches to get naked for me for years…so connecting with strangers..and every one of those strangers…has sent me nudes…but more importantly…hand conversations with me that I barely participate in…and I’m just thinking…”bitch you talking to yourself”….but she thinks…she’s talking to me…

It’s pretty fucking weird and I look forward to the day that I end up on a Private island with no internet connection…because all this noise is making me lose my mind..

That said…I’m still drinking from last night…and I think I got AIDS from making out with some gutter trash…because not everything I do is limited to the internet…I’m a real person you know…

Here are some stepLINKS

Girls in Tight Shorts..
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Red Hot Ball VS Jawbreaker……No Idea Why…
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Shooting Leaves 5 Dead Phoenix
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The Hoff’s Music…
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Naked Tranny Actor of the Day
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Emma Slater Got Legs
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Korean Sex in a Korean Movie
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Street Art VS Yoga Poses
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Charlotte McKinney is Dating Stephen Dorff…Stephen Dorff has had Sex with Everyone….THerefore Charlotte McKinney has the Vagina of a Street Hooker…
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ESPN Host is a Cunt!
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Magician’s POV
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Jessica Parker is Back on TV…
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Find Gold Diggers to Fuck….
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2015

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like all the fat girls who send me pussy pics with confidence…while skinny girls call themselves too fat to send nudes…

Either fat girls are horny, delusional…or skinny girls are insecure or lying…

But either way follow me on instagram HERE …because it is not Coachella…week 2….

I want to be an instagram model…I heard they make 1,000,000 dollars a year and don’t get out of bed for less than 20k…all for being whores…

GOOD DEAL…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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The New Star Wars Trailer
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Jordana Brewster Strategic Nudes
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Star Wars Trailer in GIFs
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Amber Heard Pokies
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Candice Swanepoel in a Bra
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Amazing Girls with Amazing Hips
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The Lion Dog
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Anna Braga Bikini Workout of the Day
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The Dumbest Reason to Be Kicked Off a Flight
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Farrah Abraham Side Tit
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Amanda Seyfried Legs in Leggings
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Angela Simmons Fat Ass
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Athletes Who Have Killed People
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batman VS Superman Teaser
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Driving a Cop Car
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Kim K Posted a Tit Pic
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Emmy Rossum for Target
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Courtney Stodden Caught at the Beach Topless
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Marion Cotillard is Not Slutty Enough…
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The Weirdest Sports from Around the World
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Shitty Reality Star Arrest of the Day
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Teacher Who Fucks Her Student of the Day
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Ryan Gosling’s New Hair
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Schoolboard Member Says Latinos Don’e Need Air Conditioning
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Nude Actress of the Day
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Kate Bosworth is Amazing
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Vintage Ads That Promoted Now-Illegal Drugs
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SLUT of the Day
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Car Wrapping in Slow Motion
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a LIar
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Things that Bounce
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Find Girls Who Will Fuck You….
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Some Tits
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Big Gross Fake Tits
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Rocco Siffredi Retires From Porn
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Holly Hagan Naked Glamour Model
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Butt Massages!
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Free live sex without credit card
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Boobs and Bacon
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Naked Yoga
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Just a Man with No Legs
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Handjob Karaoke
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This is Just Insane
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Twin Lesbians Licking….
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Perfect Pussy Play
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Best Electric Train Tunnel
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Bumpy Road VS Tits
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

16

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am still looking for love on TINDER, even thought I’m married. I think it is the best place for me to either find a black girl or an asian girl to have sex with or get nudes from at least once…becasue in everyday life…they just give me dirty looks…racists…

TINDER_LOVER

Here are some morning Links…

Tarantino’s New Movie Teaser….
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Rowers Attacked by a Carp
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Kanye and Brad Cooper are the Most Influential People
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Ben and Jerry are Making Beer
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Israel Bans Kim Kardashian
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Arianny Celeste Ass in a Bikini
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Bikini Model of the Day
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Nicki Minaj May Be Married to Meek Mills
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Woman Stabs Huband Over His Shit
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Girls Who Like Sports
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Pool Tricks
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2015

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s ok to tinder on dates with tinder girls…it shows them how you do this shit all the time and they don’t matter, putting them into a mindset of fucking you to try to win your attention…rather than giving them all the attention making them think you’re a little bitch…

It’s not ok to show them videos other girls have sent you of them fucking bananas…because they will just find you weird…

Especially if you follow up with “yeah, I know, bananas are so standard, I originally asked her to fuck a potato”…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Today in Awesome Round Asses
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Sofia Vergara’s Ex is Suing Her Over Their Frozen Embryos
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This Giraffe Killing Bitch is Crazy
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Annalynne McCord’s Useless Nipple Slip
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Eight Minutes Behind the Scenes Footage from Avengers
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Mother of the Day
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Bella Thorne Legs
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Gisele Quits Modeling – Posts this TBT
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Rumer Willis Ass in Leggings
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Slut of the Day
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Sara Malakul Lane is Good
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Following a High Speed Chase
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My Kind of Girl with a Crossbow
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Angela Simmons Amazing Body Suit
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Guy Records Himself Bouncing Around During Car Crash
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Bill Nye Wins Nerd Fight
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Sophie Monk Lives – and She has Pokies
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Constance Jablonski Legs
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Girl Watches Mufasa Die in Lion King
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Miley Cyrus Ass Cheeks
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A Bunch of Bikinis
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Nude Hollywood Star of the Day
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EMma Watson Pics
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1991 Sizzlers Ad
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Buckingham Palace Guard Slips and Falls
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Train VS Cyclist
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Dude Serenades Betty White…
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When Softcocks Think they Can Fight
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Emrata is Reaching…Cuz She’s Knows She’s Done
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Soldier Gets Tackled by his Dad
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Hailey Clausen Shitty Bikini Catalog Pics
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Hot Girls in Workout Shorts
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Robert Pattinson Dancing
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Sniff These Panties FAG
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Curvy Naked Babe
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Half Naked Model Touching Herself
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Free live sex without credit card
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Some Cheesy Naked Chick in the Bathroom
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This is the Weirdest Thing to Do….and Even Weirder to record…
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Kelly Brook Cleavage
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Possible Xenia Deli Pussy
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Lesbians
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This is One Black Asshole
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Awesome Tit Fuck
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Slow Motion Tits
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Even though none of this really matters, you know these idiots who think they matter, because they have tits and an instagram, I am still going to spend my day looking at this nonsense, because I really have nothing else to do…

I figure if we were struck with natural disaster…humanity would re-establish itself, find itself and realize…..no one gives a fuck about a selfie when you’re fighting for survival…

So let’s stop being suburban, idiots just wasting away, and let’s start hoping for a natural disaster…because maybe we can collectively pull that together.

Here are some morning links…

Bill Gates Daughter Porn…Without the Porn
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It is a Sad Day for Gold Diggers Everywhere
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Kanye Walks on Water….
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Erin Heatherton on Dating Leo…
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is Amazing
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Tim McGraw Wants to Steal Your Gun
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Feed the Bearded Dragon
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Chris Hemsworth on the Future of Him with Marvel
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Tree Falls on the Chairlift
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Hilary Duff in a See Through at Coachella
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Robert Pattinson Dancing at Coachella
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2015

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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So telling a girl that you’re glad you don’t talk dirty to her, in hopes of her asking you to talk dirty to her will not get you talking dirty to her…she’ll likely agree with you…

Telling a recently imported Russian babe on Tinder, who is probably a model, that you want to buy her off the internet and asking her for her site…is not a good way to trick her into doing nude shoots for you….

Making fun of people, including but not limited to low levl celebrities…is no way to live…

We should all start a commune in the middle of the jungle somewhere…Jim Jones without the mass suicide that shit..

I’ll start a kickstarter to get funding…while you clock on the stepLINKS…

The Rihanna May Be Doing Drugs Because She Does Drugs Video
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Girls Draw their Ideal Penis
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A Lot of Fucking Side Boobs
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Charlize Theron is Hot for Esquire
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Hannah Ferguson in Lingerie
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High School Cat Fight
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Doutzen Kroes Nipples on Instagram
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Topless Water Whore
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Slut of the Day
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Scarjo in a Black Dress…
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SHia LaBeef’s Rat Tail
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Rihanna in a Bikini Top
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Bella Thorne in Shorts
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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
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Cop and his Taser
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Trampoline Bag Jump
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Rachel Hunter See Through
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J.Lo in a Movie About MILFS
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Bieber Ariana Grande Weirdness
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Hot Chick Named Kacy Anne Hill…
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Margot Robbie Straddles her Boyfriend…
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When Stupid People Think They Know Their Rights
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Jennette McCurdy Upskirt
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Braless Kendall Jenner
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Alessandra Ambrosio Has Fake Tits
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Dog Plays Piano for Blueberries…
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Robert Pattinson Dancing at Coachella
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Asian Dancers Lose Their Job
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40 Explosion GIFs
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Superpower Staredown with Ali Haze as Domino
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Charlotte McKinney Does Guesss
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Idiot VS SPiked Fence
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Cuban Kim Kardashian
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Olivia Munn Ruins X-Men
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IReland Baldwin Has Gone to Rehab
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Big Fucking Tits
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Naked Crazy Person
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Sara Malakul Lane Huge Tits
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some gay dude once told me…”we’re all a bunch of homos”….wait for it…..”homosapians”…when he was probably trying to get me to pay “prison rape” with him after a night of hard drinking…because gay dudes love fucking straight dudes…even disgusting ones…and I said “jokes like that are gonna get you gay bashed”….and apparently….they did…because he died today.

So leave your stupid jokes to yourself, and I won’t do the same…as stupid jokes are all I know…but they can kill you and will probably kill me…

Here are some morning links…in the morning…

Dennis Quaid Losing His Shit for a Kimmel Prank
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Kate Winslet Cleavage
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Famous Movies Without Greenscreens
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Best Man Speech of the Day
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Dina Lohan is Hawking LIndsay’s Shit….Too Bad Not her Actual Shit…Because I’d Smear That On My Face
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Famewhore in a Bikini of the Day
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Bill O’Reilly Thinks Christians are Most Oprressed Group
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Avengers Family Feud
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The Real Iron Throne
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Elsa Pataky Cleavage
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2015

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is a breaking point in every instagram model’s life where she either goes viral for having big tits, and people love big tits…or don’t…

I generally like the instagram models who never go viral, they are the most desperate and easiest to fuck, but I am excited for the pile of instagram models who have gone viral to fall from the top of their instagram game when instagram becomes obsolete, or people realize that these hoes don’t matter, and are really just that..hoes…

All this to say, the best thing about social media will be the fall of Social Media…that gave value to people who should be waitresses at some late night diner…

Fuck you internet…here are some stepLINKS…

Mariah Carey Photoshopped Hard
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Anais Zanotti in a Bikini
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Dude Accidentally Shot Mother In Law
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Noah Cyrus Tries to Preach It….
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So Many Big Fucking Tits
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Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini for Instagram…
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Slut of the Day
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Tori Spelling Fell on a Grill at Benihana
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Sexy Backs
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Scarlett Johansson in Pink
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Emrata Has Tits – But That Doesn’t Mean She Matters
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Kendra Sunderland’s Career is Booming
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46 Reasons to Be Glad You’re Not at Coachella This Year
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Kimberly Garner at Coachella
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Badly Translated DVD Covers
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David Hasselhoff Did Coachella
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J.Lo Lives…
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Chrissy Teigen Tits
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Chelsea Handler Bare Ass on Instagram
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Sarah Hyland’s Gettng Violated by Her Boyfriend
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41 Incredible GIFs of How Things Work
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J.Lo Does the MTV Awards
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Brittany Snow Cosmo….
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Fergie and Kendall Jenner at Coachella Weirdness
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Olivia Munn Joins X-Men Apocalypse
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The Coolest Female Firsts in History
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Veronica Sanchez Naked
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Melissa Reeves Cameltoe….
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Kendall Jenner has No Bra…
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Jordan Carver at the Skate Park
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Hugh Jackman Celebrates Best Wife Ever
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Charlie Riina in a Bikini
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Sandra Bullick’s 911 Call
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Naomi Watts Jump Rope
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Farrha Abraham to Become a Plastic Surgeon?
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Busty Chick of the Day
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Nikki Sims Plays with Honey
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Fuck Machine of the Day
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Free live sex without credit card
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Nude in the River
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Body Painted Bitches…
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Twin Sisters Go Lesbian
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Hot Lesbian Ass Massage
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Jessica Szohr Nipples
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12 Minutes of Masturbating
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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