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2014

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of The Day

I always fail at luring girls into threesomes, when I am drunk and I go up to them asking to have a threesome…and even when you say “come on, it’s Christmas”…they act like you’re even more pathetic…proving yet again, why hitting on mom’s and their daughters at the grocery store is always a fail.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Wrapping Hacks are More Interesting than Raping Hacks
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Alex Trebek is Gangster..
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Girls Laying in Bed…
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14 People With Crazy Eyebrows…
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Crazy Optical Illusions…
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Can We Survive The Sun’s Death…
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People who Nailed Christmas…
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10 Holiday Movies that Need a Sequel…
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Colleen Shannon Bikini
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Hot Redheads….
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Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Her Body…
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360 Virtual Urban Windscreen
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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2014

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about today’s hangover is that it never happened because I’ve been drinking the Christmas season through…but that’s not saying much because I drink everyday…it would be a Christmas miracle if I didn’t drink….but I’m more into Christmas miracles that involve people feeling generous this time of year, playing up poverty, to get all the Handouts….that I can pawn off for more booze..almost as good as phone sex….which is #TBT sexting…with less pictures and more active participants because fat chicks craving cock jump into it because no one can see them…

Now all you Americans got to Cuba…. Gooding Jr

All this to say…Here are some stepLINKS

No Thanks Christmas
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The British Man WHo Got 150k of Surgery to Look Like Kim K
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Lindsay Lohan’s Mangled Face in America…
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Girls With Hot Asses…
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Tetyana Veryovkina in a Bikini
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Jadeon Stage Stretching on the Beach….
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Throwback Pam Anderson Photoshoot
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SLut of the Day
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Hot Tits
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Pregnant Biel Looking Pregnant….
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Annalynne McCord Flashing B
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Some Kate Hudson
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Khloe Kardashian Battle Of The Asses
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Jessica Alba Legs
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Bai Ling is a Ninja
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Miranda Kerr Slutty Mom
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Hot Actress I’ve Never Heard Of
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Alessandra Ambrosio Supermodel Mom….
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage…..
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Taylor Swift Dancing With Beyonce
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Babes in Car Selfies
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Gym Short Booty
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Jennifer Lawrecne Ass in Jeans
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Madonna Feels Raped…
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Girl in Beanie….
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Anastasia Ashley’s Fat Ass!
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12 Vintage Christmas Cards
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11.5″ 2 x 3 Fingers Perculator Water BONGS
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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The Best Pizzeria Fight Ever
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Lara Stone Topless
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Vagina View of the Day
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Big Tits in Lingerie
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Big Dumb Tits
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Christmas Boob Twerk
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

17

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So a random 21 year old Tinder girl, who sent me unsolicited nude pics of herself messages me yesterday demanding I delete these unsolicited nudes and videos of her peeing, because she is “younger than I think”…in a clever scare tactic that once digging a little deeper turns out is a lie and that she just wants her nudes deleted because she found Jesus and is now a church goer…interesting…so Jesus likes liars but he doesn’t like unsolicited pee videos…good to know…but probably better to not send out that video…

Tis The Season…

A Bunch of Booty
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Lindsay Lohan and Her Sister
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Christmas Caroling Prank
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Don’t Fuck with Alex Trebek
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15 Year Old Does Pink Floyd
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The First Trailer for the Final Season of Parks and Rec
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16 Times Walmart Gave Up
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Dog Gets a 3D Printed Leg
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Bill Cosby Tried to KIss Kathy Lee Gifford
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The Dad from Seventh Heaven Confesses to Molesting Three Underage Girls
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Top 100 Viral Videos
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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2014

16

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone asked me what I do all day…to which I answered…that I sext…because that’s pretty much all this is…one giant sext that I’ve included you on…even though you don’t care…no one cares…that’s why my memoir is called “THIS CLOSE TO RELEVANCE”….right…

Here are some stepLINKS…

12 Things that will make you Say No Thanks to Christmas
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James Franco Movie – May Cause September 11th Level Attacks
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Pictures from a Woman’s POV
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Bridgit Mendler is Slutty in a Skimpy Summer Dress
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Kylie Jenner Shows Off Her Fat Kardashian Ass
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Ochocinco’s Tip is Amazing….
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Slut of the Day
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Wiz Khalifa Made a Sex Tape
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Jennifer Lawrence Tight Leggings
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Psycho Santa Scare Prank
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13 Ridiculous Chanukah Menorahs….
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Top 30 Hottest Jewish Women Under 40
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Kristen Stewart Busty….
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Brittany Daniel’s Booty Makes a Comeback
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Lindsay Lohan and Her Sister…
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Selena Gomez Hiding Her Face in the Airport
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Miranda Lambert’s a Country Music Ho in a Country Music Ho Dress
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Scary Spice is Single Again…
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Ariana Grande Being Carried…
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Girls in Bikinis
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Teens Play the Original Mega Man
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Shopping
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Paris Hilton’s Push Up Bra is Funny of the DAy
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12 Awesome Professors
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Suicidal Christmas Dogs….
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Kim Kardashian Cropped Out Her Devil Child from a Pic
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Megan Fox Cameltoe
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World’s Best Trampoline Tricks
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ass in Jeans…
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Charli XCX Cheerleader Upskirt…
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Chuck Noris Epic Christmas Splits
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Lais Ribeiro for Victoria’s Secret
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Hilary Duff Cankles
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What a Panic Attack Feels Like
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Khloe Kardashian’s Ass on a Horse
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Chloe Sims Bikini Attention Whore
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Michelle Lewin Fat Ass in a Thong
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Girls Rocking Thigh Gap
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Rihanna is Puma’s Brand Ambassador
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Jon Hamm will not Play a Superhero
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Best Sports Vine on 2014
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16 Times Walmart Didn’t Give a Fuck
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Asian Works her Abs
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Hot Naked girl in the Kitchen
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Carlotta and her Shaved Pussy….
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Lesbians!
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Asian Girl Rubber Cock
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Santa Slut of the Day
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Asian Bates
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Lara Stone Topless Outtakes
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Masturbates With a Hose
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Face Sitting in the UK
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Follow #stepGIRLS on Facebook
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I went to a Christmas party…that I wasn’t actually invited to but I pretended to be invited and only one guy tried to kick me out…he must have been Jewish…not because he was mad I was taking advantage of the open bar he was probably paying for…but because he had no Christmas spirit after he asked me to leave because I was making the girls uncomfortable..it’s like I was the alcoholic version of Tiny Tim and that motherfucker was scrooge…but the good news is once I left…strippers…my life is so predictable and equally depressing…

Here are some steplinks…in the morning…

Kris Jenner Christmas Slut – is No Mircle
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The Hangover Olympics
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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16 Smooth Bro GIFs
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Disney Characters in some Gritty NYC Backdrops
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Naked Asian Hotties from Marco Polo
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Charli XCX See Through
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Supercut of TV Christmas Trees
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X-Rated Pizza
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Google Trends Release their Report
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Free the Nipple Movie…
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2014

15

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am really into making girls masturbate at their offices now…

I’ve been dabbling with it for a while now…and it turns out that every single girl I talk to is into the idea of bathroom break orgasm..

Now maybe I deal with perverts and weirdos…or maybe this is the way it has always been…but thanks to cellphone technology…it’s something I can participate and take part of…because we’re all fucking crazy anyway….and if you can’t cum at work…why fucking work….unless you work at a daycare or something…in which case…that’d be bad..

But not as bad as Adriana Lima’s “Subliminal” Instagram

???????? WORD ????

Uma foto publicada por Adriana Lima (@adrianalima) a

Intense…in bad way – now here are some morning links…

Taylor Swift Dancing With Beyonce at a Justin Timberlake Concert is Some Incepton Shit
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12 People who Nailed Christmas
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Alexa Gerrard Bikini
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Paris Hilton Has No Bra – But She Does Have Herpes
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Rihanna’s Topless Instagram Picture
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Top 10 Mistakes People Make at the Gym
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Alexis Ren – Bikini Pics
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Girls in Sports Bra
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According to TUMBLR – Kendall Jenner is the Most Popular Model of 2014
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Megan Fox Leeggings
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Bar Refaeli Ass in Jeans
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Celeste is the Slut of the Day
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Kat Torres Fat ASs
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Sienna Miller Does Vogue
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Kim Kardahsian Wants a Flat Ass
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How To Eat Live Octopus
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The Best Coffee Mugs
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100 Stupid Fucking Selfies
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Edita Vilkeviciute for Next Swimwear
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Weird Holiday Traditions Around the World
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Construction Equipment Used for Fun
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Selfie with a Monkey
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Kristen Steward Booty…
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Testing Dog Barking Collar
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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Carly Lauren Nice Cleavage
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Miss South Africa Crowned Miss World…
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Kristine Zandmane Naked for LUI Magazine
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Camilla Christensen Topless Danish Model of the Day
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Dogs Who Don’t Fetch
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Xenia Deli for Vogue Russia
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Nicole Trunfio Naked and Pregnant
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Should You Sit on Public Toilets
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Stephanie Bauer in a See Through Dress
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Suki Waterhouse Humps the Toblerone
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Top Model Instagram’s of the Day
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How To Deal With Snow
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Daisy Lowe Does Christmas
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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret
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Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret
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Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret
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Monika Jagaciak for Victoria’s Secret
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Women Try On Vintage Bras
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Hot Asians
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Kayla Swift – Wet Boobs
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Bieber Wrestling Dudes
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Katherine Schwarzenegger Big Booty in Tight Pants
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Amy Adams in a Shirt
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Florida Cop Pulled Over Harvard Grad for Playing Fuck Da Police
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Kahili Blundell is a Hot Model
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PIZZA PORN
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Angelina JOlie Got Nominated for an Award
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Slutty for Xmas
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Some Chick Named Sabine is Topless
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Topless Pregnant Fetishists Love These Girls
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Car Show Babes Washing a Car
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This Queef Sister Edit is So Weird
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Some Japanese Shit
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Iggy Azalea See Through
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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In Bag Inspection Surprise….
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Big Tits in Lingerie
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Mommy Likes When Strangers Watch Her Masturbate
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Topless DJ of the Day
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Follow #stepGIRLS on Facebook
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Tis the season….I saw a captive Reindeer….and least 10 drunken pedophile Santas who look too happy to have kids on their laps…but who parent’s willing put their kids on his lap….I saw one drunk elf leaving a stripclub…because when you get paid to be a midget…you might as well make it rain…these are your glory days midget…you matter midget…

And I had at least one hooker give me a GFE…which is code of cuddling and holding hands while Christmas shopping…to feel like I still have a soul…which it turns out…I don’t…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pitbull Scared of Pineapple
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The Latest in the Sony Leaked Emails – Involve a Kanye Movie
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Afghanistan’s Bruce Lee
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Creepy Santas…
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Big Monday Tits
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Amber Rose and her Subtle See Through Dress
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The Lakers Have a Depressing Plance Celebration
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Hayden Panettiere Made a Baby
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Taylor Swift’s Non Lesbian Girlfriend Wears Her Clothes
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Women Try On Vintage Bras
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Balloon Popping GIFs
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Hangover Olympics
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14 People Who Forgot what Eyebrows Look Like
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The Year in Gaming
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Kim Kardashian Crops North Out of a Pic
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Taylor Swift’s Pussy Necklace…
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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2014

12

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I love Christmas Party season, where every restaurant and bar has some kind of work party going on, where I can move in, pretend I am a supplier they never met, drink for free – make out or grope the hottest girls there and if I am lucky end up licking asshole in the bathroom…

That’s my plan for the next week…even though I probably won’t even leave the house..

Tis’ the Season…

Here are some Christmas links…that have very little to do with Christmas…

Lindsay Lohan has a New Video Game
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14 Snow People You’ll Want to Fuck
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Girls with No Bras…
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Hot in Glamour
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Kim Kardashian Butt Painted by a Penis
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The Man Who Spent 10,000 Dollars on Simpson’s Tattoos
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Selena Gomez Cleavage…
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Slut of the Day
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Colbert Does LOTRs
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32 Gingerbread Creations
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Salma Hayek Busty
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Sex Charades is a Dope Viral Video
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All About the Space is the Worst Thing Ever
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15 Trolling GIFS
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Nicole Meyer in Lingerie
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Gigi Paris Bikini Pics
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Salma Hayek Big Tits
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Jenna Dewan Hot Mom
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Ben Affleck’s Penis in Gone Girl
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Animals Failing at Life
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Dad Dances with Disabled Daughter
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Brad Pitt’s Hairstyles Ranked
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Lisa Rinna Big Lips
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Hot Cars – Hotter Women
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Taylor Swift Leaving Apartment
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Rita ORa Hard Nipple
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Father and Son Beat Man After Funeral
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Elsa Hosk in Bra and Panties….
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Publicity Stunt Photo of the Day Featuring Angelina Jolie…
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Ariana Grande Performs
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Best Bikini Top Ever
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Rihanna Cleavage
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Things that Bounce….
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Lea Michele Yoga
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Alexandra Eriksson Hot in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan’s Cleavage….Selfie
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The Cast of Saved By the Bell – THen and Now
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Gwyneth Paltrow Creates a Bra
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New James Bond Movie Will Feature a Lesbian Bad Lady
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Emma Watson is Single
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Reese Witherspoon Monster
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Extreme Cameltoe
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Beyonce Does an 11 Minute Video on Beyonce
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WATCH #stepGIRLS First Commercial
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Hot Car Show Babes
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Morning Boob Massage
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Girl Knocked Out
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Whitest Nigga
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Big Sailor Tits
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Panty Masturbations
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Big Tits in the Mirror
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
GO

Celebrity Sex Tapes!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Follow #stepGIRLS on Facebook
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

It turns out that if you tell a tranny you will rape them after you right swipe the tranny, that you only realize is a tranny after you’ve sexted them and told them you love them, because that is the way you find love on the internet….they will be into it…forcing you to ask yourself “should I go out and rape a tranny tonight”….to which I always say “isn’t that the whole point of Christmas”…right…

Here are some morning links….

McDonalds Shows You How to Make McNuggets
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Ariana Grande Being Carried Like a Baby
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20 Nativity Scene Hacks
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Lea Michele’s Wonky Eyebrow
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20 Badass Santa Claus
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Ela Roseis Pretty Amazing
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The Best Video Games of 2014
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Rabbit Jumping Around with a Balloon
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Affleck Dick
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Stripper of the Day
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Will Ferrell to Play Donald Sterling
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Ice Beards are the Future
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GOat of the Day
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Mirror Selfies
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Jetman Formation in Dubai
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2014

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone told me you can only love someone as much as they love themselves, so today I decided to try to love my penis, in hopes that it makes girls want to love it as much as I do…now if only I could find it.

TIS the Season…for Christmas parties…and Christmas Miracles…

Here are some steplINKS>…

Bootleg Christmas Decorations
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Nicki Minaj American Ass for Instagram
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Weed Grandma!
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Girls Who aren’t in Bras
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Supermodel VS Cosby
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Couples Acting Out Sex Acts is Funny
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TOpless and Pregnant
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40 Elf on a Shelf Gone Bad Pics
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Colbert VS Cosplay
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Slut of the Day
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Cindy Crawford Still Got It…
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Kate Beckinsale’s Mutant Leg
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Edita in Bikinis
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Selena Gomez – Covered Ass
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Anastasia Ashley Ass
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Hot Girls Bending
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Jenna Tatum – No Bra
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Kim Kardashian Big Tits
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Jourdan Dunn Bikini Photoshoot
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Haley Baldwin Lingerie VIdeo
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The Hottest New Instagram Models
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The Faces of Figure Skating
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Beach Nipples
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Reese Witherspoon Gas Pumper
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Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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Cars VS Winter
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FKA Twigs ina Bikini
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Marky Mark and His Wife
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Abbey Clancy Pokies
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Lauren Goodger Panties
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Walking Dead Star is Back from the Dead
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Ariana Grande Meme Still Makes me Laugh
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Marky Mark’s Victim Wants Him Pardoned
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Maria Menounos is Boring
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Anastasia Ashley Does the Red Carpet
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The Wizards of Winter
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Trees that Ate THigns
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Dare Devil’s Pre-Death Picture
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Emily Ratajkowski Braless
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Maitland Ward Naked in Christmas Lights is Weird
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Anna Ewers for Alexander Wang
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Maria Shriver is Anti-Miley
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Sarah Silverman Tits
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Japansese Way to Wrap a Gift
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Tom Ford’s Penis Necklace
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Scary Santa
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Keira Knightley is Pregnant
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So Much Underboob!
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I am Into Sex with Amanda Seyfried
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Hilaria Baldwin is Next Level
stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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A Day with Jessa Rhodes
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Jess Davies Strips!
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McDonald’s Accidentally Showed Hardcore Porn
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Naked Jump Rope
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Girl Knocked the Fuck Out
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Robin Thicke’s 19 Year Old GIrl’s Tits
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Bianca Beauchamp Has Stupid Massive Tits
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How Many Mexicans Can You Fit
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Christmas Cam Girl Titty Bounce
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BOOB JOB!
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Amateur of the Day
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Shitting a Toy Out of Her Vagina
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

WATCH #stepGIRLS First Commercial
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