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2014

11

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Been eating ass all night – but not in a gay way – there was a vagina mixed into the mix…but I still probably have AIDS…Tis The Season.

Here are some morning links….

12 Terrifying Santas
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The Navy Shows Off Laser
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The Woman Who Has Killed 6 Boyfriends
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Girl’s Doing the Slutty Bend
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Four Street Performers Drumming
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You Will Want to Fuck This Girl
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Kat Torres is My Kind of Slutty
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Wet T-Shirt of the Day
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Claudia Romani is Pretty Hilarious
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Angelina Jolie is a Failure
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Mad Max Trailer
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Find the Best Porn EVER You fucking Perverts
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2014

10

Dec

stepLINKs of the Day

I like turning tinder girls against other tinder girls by staging virtual cat fights between them-

I make the first tinder girl feel like she’s been replaced or not as good as the other tinder girl – even though you’ve never met either – the psychology is the same as when you do it in real life…turning on that female competitive instinct….and next thing you know you’re getting a back alley blowjob by a girl trying to prove her worth….before a date with another girl who just wants to fuck…because we are all fucking dirt bags now…it’s not just for the fun people…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Christmas Ornament Fails
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Ariana Grande is a Brat
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So Much Great Ass
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini
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Rob Pattinson’s New Girl in a Bikini
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Arrested for Spraying Husband’s Pills with Bug Spray
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Average Naked Women in England
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Gwen Stefani Plastic Surgery Face
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Slut of the Day
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Jennifer Ansiton is an Old Weathered Bitch
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Trew Mullen is the Model of the Day
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Daisy Lowe – Goes to an Event
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Victoria’s Secret Girls Lip Sync
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Ugly Girls Turned Hot
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33 Hottest Pics of Emmanuelle Chriqui
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Brenda Song Short Legs
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Olivia Munn Does the Late Show
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Honest Trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy
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Olivia Munn in Leather
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Tricia Helfer Calendar
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Alyssa Milano’s Tits Make me Laugh
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Jennifer Aniston is One Step Closer to Oscar
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13 Insane GIFs
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Barbara Fialho in Underwear
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Miranda Kerr Hot at the Tokyo Airport
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The Simpson’s Have a Superfan
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Hannah Ferguson at some Sports Illustrated Shit
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Narating People’s Live’s Prank
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Food with Faces
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The Man Who Stole 20,000 Dollars in Golf Balls
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The Mad Max Trailer
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Dog Licks a Cat
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Abbey Clancy Hard Nipples
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Lauren Goodger See Through Panties
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A Day with Jessa Rhodes
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Big Titties Exposed
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What’s that in your Mouth?
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What the Butt?
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Close Up!
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Best Friends Flashing Their Tits Together
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Pornstars Strip at the Arcade
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Half Naked on the Bed
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Check Out This Ass
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The Ass Jiggle
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

10

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I assume at least one of you watched the Victoria’s Secret pre-recorded infomercial last night, instead of just watching porn or going to the strippers like a normal person…

I was too busy getting drunk, eating burgers, then having sex 4 out of the last 10 hours…to bother with nonsense…

Here are some morning links…

20 People WHo Like the Cold Too Much
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Art Basel Protestors Getting Arrested is Amazing
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Dog VS Leaf Blower
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Dan Bilzarian is Arrested for Making His Own Explosives
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Kim Kardashian on Pregnancy Weight…
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Girls in Bikinis
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Insane Ski Line
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The Neighborhood in California Synced to Mariah Carey
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Jessica Hart in a Painted On Bikini
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See Through Bikini of the Day
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Avril Lavigne is Probably Dying
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The Youtube Year in Review
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Kids Losing their Shit on Xmas
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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2014

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

There is something magical about being in on the same plane as 2 pornstars and their porn manager….but there is something even more amazing about a taxi driver who recently moved to America and calls black people “ni**er” people…because I guess he was misinformed and I wasn’t about to be the one to teach him…..right…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Julia Roberts Whoring for Givenchy
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13 Awkward People
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Charlotte McKinney Being a Whore
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Girls TUgging On Clothes
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No Name Slut in a Bikini
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Sam Jackson Lost it on Twitter
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Slut in a Slut Bathing Suit of the Day
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Joe Biden Internet Meme
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Olivia WIlde is a Mom in a Bikini
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Elsa ROse is Amazing
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Victoria’s Secret Girls Lip Sync to Taylor Swift
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Girls Showing CLeavage
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Miranda Kerr is a Hooker
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Bad Lip Syncing of Catching Fire
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Crazy
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Top 10 Seinfeld Quotes
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Ariana Grande Slutting Out for Disney
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Vanessa Hudgens Shopping
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16 Surprises on Receipts
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Princess of the Day…
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Lea Michele in Leggings
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Kate Moss at an Event
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Snowwoman Walking her Dog – Weirdness
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Alyssa Milano is a Fucking Tank
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Whitney Port Looks Good
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Jennifer Lawrence is Boring as Fuck in Marie Clarie
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Beth Behrs is a Monster
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Kate Bock is Amazing in Maxim
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So Many Kate Hudson Bikini Pics
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Ashley Benson in West Hollywood
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Barbara Palvin Face
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13 Unintentional Sexy THings…
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Cuba Gooding JR is Playing OJ
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Lauren Stoner Bikini
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12 Store Displays that Nailed It
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Emily Blunt Showing Stomach
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Allergic Reaction Face
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GET CONDOMS DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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Panty Masturbation
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Butt Plug of the Day
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Some Christmas Slut
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Follow The Finger
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Boobs and 80s Music
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Teresa Moore Bikini Nipples
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Rita Ora On Stage Upskirt
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Hot Nipples for GQ
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Zoe Saldana Naked in a Magazine
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I always regret going down on girls from tinder, but it si the way I always convince them to come through. I say I am going to face fuck them, and for me to not go through with it, would make me a liar, not to mention, despite how disgusting it may be to go down on a stranger who is meeting a guy she spoke to for 10 minutes on a sex app, the stats say I can hardly catch anything….and I love every second of it…

Not to mention, little known fact about me…. I am to please women…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Cheerleader Who Flips Forever
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Kate Hudson – Still a Whore
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Oprah VS Ellen Rap Battle
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The Best Slutty Pics of Nicki Minaj for her Birthday
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Obama Does The Colbert Report
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Brandi Glanville Short Shorts
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Crude Christmas Cards
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Twitter Reacts to Eaten Alive
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Marky Mark Wants to be a Cop
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16 Snowball Fight GIFs
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Anastasia Ashley Feels Violated / MY PICTURE IS ON THE INTERNET
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Frozen Christmas Light Show
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Beard GIFs
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Old Luke Skywalker is Going to be on The Flash
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Elton John Falling Off a Chair
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Christmas Slut of the Day
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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2014

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

In Miami…the strippers are everywhere…and I guess they need to train somewhere, so why not do it on South Beach while perverts like me watch them for free…you know to help sell lap dances you can get later that night….

Pretty amazing stuff…

Here are some links…

24 Awesome Tree Toppers
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Anastasia Ashley’s Bikini Ass…
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Charlotte McKiney Has Big Tits
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Miley Cyrus on the Jet Ski
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Scarjo and Jonah Hill Perform at Some Party
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Arizona Teen Gets Choked Out by a Cop
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Inappropriate Kids Toys
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Anastasia Ashley’s Amazing Booty on the Beach
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Idiots Fighting Random Things
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Random Model of the Day
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32 Hottest Nicki Minaj Pics
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Awkward on Camera Moments
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Teresa Moore Awesome Hard Nipples
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The Hottest Eva Longoria Bikini Pics Ever
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Kate Upton Big Cleavage
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Jo DiMaggio Love Letter to Marilyn Monroe Sells for 78,000 Dollars
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BALLS ON AN ESCALATOR
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Kelly Bensimon Mom Booty in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Yoga
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Models on EXTRA
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Tough People
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Dogs Wearing Boots Compilation
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Cameron Diaz Shitty in Leather Pants
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Ariana Grande’s Slutty Christmas Ball
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The American Horror Story Make-Up Artist
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Girls In Sports Bras
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George Lucas Won’t Watch the New Star Wars Trailer
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Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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Massive Huge Topless Tits
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Big Hairy Pussy
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
GO

White Women Booty Shake
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Viola Bailey Naked and Amazing
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Close Up Dildo
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Chubby Light Nipples Uses a Dildo
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This Brunette Has an Asshole
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Rose McGowan Nudes
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Some Greek Slut
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

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2014

08

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

I’ve been watching bikini photoshoots for the last three days and it is starting to get pretty fucking boring.

Not because I’m at Art Basel, and should be looking at art like some asshole, trying to decipher what commentary the artist was making on our socioeconomic state after racism in the media, or whatever bullshit spin they have to sell their overpriced shit….

Or because Art Basel is a shit show where everyone drinks until 6 am…

But because it is getting in the way of my Tinder sex. It’s like “baby I’m only here til tomorrow role through my hotel room”…kind of thing…that I can’t do when I’m not in a fucking hotel room to do it…

It turns out the timeline of “we need to meet before my flight” makes tinder girls go “why the fuck not, I’ll never see him again”..

And that’s the fucking best.

The future is now.

Here are some morning links…

15 People Who Went Too Far with Xmas Decorations
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A Bunch of Big fucking Titties
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Drake and Diddy Got Into a Fight
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Little Girl Starts Impromptu Dance
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Yoga
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Leo Took 20 Girls Home With Him at an Art Basel Party
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Top 10 Seinfeld Quotes
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Mark Wahlberg Seeks a Pardon for his Hate Crime
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Kayla Swift VS Hooker Water is Amazing
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Invisible Chair Prank
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20 Reasons Why Glass Doors are the Best Prank Ever
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Miley Got Kicked Out of a Bathroom at Art Basel from being Wasted…and Apparently Patrick Schwarzenegger is a bigger Rager than She Is
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Canadas Worst Driver
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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2014

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAy

Bowling with @anastasiaashley and @lastnightsparty at #artbasel

Une photo publiée par www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) le

Miami is alright…there’s just ass and pussy everywhere….just ask USHER – who charged his phone with a vagina and couldn’t quite figure it out because it wasn’t Justin Bieber’s vagina…

Here are some links…

Taylor Swift Frenching Girls…
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11 Gifs of Animals Attacking People
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Gisele and Her Sister in Bathing Suits
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Big Tits
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Hilary Duff VS Aaron Carter Weirdness
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Random Model in Lingerie
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Dog Fetch Fails
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Isabeli Fontana Lingerie
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Kate Bosworth Legs
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Model Yara Khmidan’s Hot Photoshoot
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Slut of the Day
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Sled Fails
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Ariana Grande Ass
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Sofia Vergara is American…
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Marky Mark wants a Pardon
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2 and a Half Men is Finally Cancelled
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Miley Cyrus at a Pool
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Maitland Ward Scarf and Panty SHoot
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The UK Lingerie Awards Happened
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Pregnant Blake Lively
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24 Hottest Paula Patton Pics
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Katie Price is Insane
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Miss Bumbum Ass
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I’m Dreaming of a Groot Christmas
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Beyonce Has the System Locked Down
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Ela Rose Nipples
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Gisele Does a Webcam Strip
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Alexandra Daddario at GQ Event
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Pro Choicer VS Pro Lifer
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The Girl Who Humps her Chair
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Chrissy Teigen Braless in New York
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Big Boobs vs Dildo
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
GO

Celebrity Porn!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

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2014

05

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

Waking up to hookers screaming for help as some dude beats the shit out of her in the hotel hallway is probably red flags for some, but it is home to me. It really is christmas.

Fuck Miami…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Target Pep Talk
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Jelly Gummy GIFS
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Twitter Reacts to Peter Pan Live..
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Whitney Port is Still Wearing a Bikini
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Fake Makeup Transformations are Silly
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Emily Ratajkowski and Nina Agdal in Miami – Hanging with Me….
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Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot
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Iggy Azalea Hates Azealia Banks…
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Meryl Streep Together…is Not Erotic
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30 in Snow GIFs
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Lady Gaga Shows Off her Tits…
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2014

04

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I am still drunk…because I totally relate to this meme of Ariana Grande….don’t blame me, blame Miami…all these girls are all mad at me for just being fun…

The unwanted pregnancy attempts continue…

Here are some links..

30 Wipe Out GIFs
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Bone Fucker
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No Bra City
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Carlo Hidalgo is Topless and Hot in Interview
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Elsa Rose Nipples!
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Benedict Cumonherdick is Dr Strange
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Barbara Fialho in Lingerie..
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Vanessa Hudgens Hides her Face
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Zoe Kravitz Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Terminator’s New Trailer
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Top Pop Hits in 2.5 Minutes
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Rita Ora Braless
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Tom Cruise Escaping Death
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College Girls are Good
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Music Beefs of the Year
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So Many Redheads
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Miley Cyrus Boobie Shirt
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The Hottest Pics of Monica Bellucci
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22 Dark Lyrics In Otherwise Happy Songs
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Ultimate Animal Fails
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25 Modern Predictions that were totally wrong
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Nipples
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Tooth Fairy in Real Life Prank
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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Tits
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Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot
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WTF Candeles…
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Olivia Munn See Through
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Jenna Chapple Spreading Her Legs
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Rihanna’s Nipples Are EVERYWHERE
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Laetitia Casta is Almost Naked
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Leann Rimes Wants to Be Sexy
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wtf Outfits
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So Much UnderBoob
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Porn Star Flashing at the Porn Store
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Topless Yoga!
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Worst Dominatrix Video Ever
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Rose McGowan Tits
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Spank the Fat Titties
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A Very Jiggly Butt
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Filled Up For What
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The Girl with Great Boob Control
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
GO

Celebrity Porn!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

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