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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2014

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am thankful that it isn’t thanksgiving in Canada.

I am not thankful for all the I am thankful statuses…

I am not thankful for AIDS but I am thankful knowing we are all doomed.

I am thankful that 6 tranny porn titles were in the top 10 best selling porn of the year.

I am not thankful for my wife.

I am thankful for my mistresses.

I am thankful for alcoholism – I probably won’t be when I die….unless I am drunk when I die…in which case I won’t care….because I am drunk now…and I don’t care…

I am also thankful for you.

You don’t care about what I am into…so here are some links..


People having a Shitty THanksgiving
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Phoebe Price Strokes a Carrot
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Today in Hamburger Art
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1000 High School Students Sing the National Anthem
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Glamour Model Jessica Davies Topless Selfies
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Jack Nicolson Gets Pumped for The Shining
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Jennifer Aniston Mocks KIm Kardashian
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Puppies Dressed as Disney Characters
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Independence Day Got a Sequel
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Mila Kunis – Mom Tits
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Slut of the Day
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Creepy Tits
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The Royal Christmas Card
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Bai Ling Pubes
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Trashy Nipple Slip of the Day
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Today in Turducken
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Hottest Rita Ora Pics
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Jayde Nicole Lives
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Katy Perry Bikini
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Kendall Jenner in a Bugatti
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Lots of Sideboobs
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Rosario Dawsom Big Dyke Tits
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Jennifer Lawrence Goes to Acting Class
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Complimenting Boobs in Public
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Jennifer Aniston Tit Shot
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Phoebe Price Strokes a Carrot
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Kat Torres in Lingerie
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Jennifer Aniston’s Interview Prank
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Another Female Teacher Fucked a Young Student
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So Much Hot Round Ass
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Disturbing Turkeys
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Up Close Dildo
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Butt Play
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One Fist Too Many
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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Jodie Gasson Big Tits
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Some Random Trick Strips
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Big Titty Strips
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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This is the Most Disgusting Thing Ever
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Sex Factor – Exists
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

26

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I have a panty fetish, that’s why I sign up all the girls I sext to PANTYBYPOST ….mainly because the girls I talk to have some seriously janky panties, and it makes sexting them for panty pics pretty fucking gross, like the one girl who constantly replies to my requests to slide her panties to the left, with a picture of a shit stain on those panties…trolls are bad, but trolls I want to fuck are way worse…

Girls in Beanies…
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Some Topless Ho
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First Game of Thrones Teaser is Here
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That’s Not K-Fed’s Dick on the Interent
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31 Year Old Guy with 91 Year Old Girlfriend
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7 Ways to Compliment Boobs
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Twitter Exec Can’t Figure Out Twitter
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J.Lo Puts Her Booty TO Work
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14 Janky Dinosaurs not in Jurassic Park
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Rudy Giuliani Feels Like He’s Saved More Black People than Anyone
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Puppies Dressed like Disney Characters
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Today in Kendra Wilkinson
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Man Gets Charged With Coating Police in Fake Blood
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Black Friday Waffle Makers on Sale
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Bad British Hockey Commentary
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Self Riding Bike Prank
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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2014

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

How about an alleged K-Fed Dick pic to explain the Britney Spears relationship and crazy that happened post relationship – for anyone who thought K-Fed had a small dick and won the heart of the mouseketeer through his wit and charm….You know before becoming an adjective and verb to describe roping in a rich girl, knocking her up and spending her money, before getting on payroll for life… CLICK HERE

For anyone else not into dick pics here are some stepLINKS….

14 Sexy Fails…
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Hot Girls With Freckles
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Drunk Chevy Chase
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Laura Cremaschi Fame Whoring Ass
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Michael Lohan Didn’t Invite Lindsay to his Wedding
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Snow News Bloopers
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12 Turkeys that Aren’t Having It
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Lady Gaga Walking Around in Underwear
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Lady Gaga’s Concert Weirdness
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10 Greatest Final Seasons in Sports History
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Busty Slut of the Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Tight Pants for the Paprazzi
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Iris Kavka’s Lingerie
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Most Brutal Black Friday Attacks
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Elsa Rose Topless Paparazzi Pics
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Luci Ford is Amazing
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The Best NOM NOM NOM Gifs
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Naked Enough Girl and her Snake
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The 22 Hottest Photos of Kelly Brook on the Internet
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Selena Gomez – No Bra
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Ali Larter is Fucking Fat
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Spaghetti Eating Contest Between Dogs
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Joanna Krupa’s Pretty Hot
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Christina Hendricks Looks Weird…
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Katy Perry Makes Anal Sex Easy
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Nicole Kidman Bot Lives.
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Xenia Deli is Good
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Miranda Kerr at an Event
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“Like Your Boobs” Will you marry Me?
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You Will Want to Fuck Naya Rivera’s Little Sister
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Biggest Breakout Stars of 2014
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Bai Ling is Gaming
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Emma Stone is Pretty Boring
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The Funniest Porn Titles Nominated for AVNs this Year
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What Happens When You Eat Too Much
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Today in Rihanna
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Fergie Mom Legs Perform
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Katy Perry’s Big Tits And Nipples
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Halle Berry in Court Over Dying her Kids Hair
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NYPD Beats a Fare Beater
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Bette Midler Told Arianna Grande Not to Whore Herself
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Dude with the Best Name Arrested in Florida for Sex Assault
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The best Mugshot Shirts
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Jokes Written By Kids are Pretty Genius
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The New Jurassic Park Trailer
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Pam Anderson’s Vintage Playboy Pics
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Hot Tits Stripping…Shit
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She’s Got Floaters!
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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4 Tittied Drug Dealer
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Girl APplying Lotion to her Huge Tits
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Bai Ling Crotch Shot!
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples
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Slutty Greek Slags
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Live Octopus Soup…
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Ass Face!
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Tree Gets Revenge…
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Cam Girl of the Day
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

25

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t date single moms…I make single moms….

I wish that was true…

The truths is I marry them because no one else would and I’m too impotent to make anything, not even a miscarriage…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning.

The Morning After in Ferguson
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Criminals in the Perfect Shirt for their Mug Shot
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People Who Are Winning at Snap Chat
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Michelle Lewin Stays Fit
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Top Pranks of the Year
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Black Friday – The Movie
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61 Arrested in Ferguson
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Reese Witherspoon Jogs…
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Katy Perry Working it On Stage
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12 Turkey’s That Aren’t Taking Shit
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Robin Thicke’s New Pussy for the Win
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Louis C.K. as Abe Lincoln in This Sketch
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Ed Sheeran Fan and Cancer Patient Gets Dying Wish to be a Youtube Star….From her Hospital bed
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Thigh Gaps!
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24 Cooking Attempts that “Totally Nailed It”
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Truck Jumps Over a Car
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This Dude will Help You Find the Best Porn
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2014

24

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

The one thing I hate about trannies I meet on tinder, other than the fact that they are trannies, is that they always have bigger dicks than me…and that fucks with my self esteem…

Here are some links….

Thigh Gaps! Everywhere….
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12 Black Friday GIFs
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Brooklyn Parents Arrested After Daughter is Shot..
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Miss Teen World Amy Jackson in Bikinis…
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Robin Thicke’s New Pussy…
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Juggalo Marriage Ceremony….
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Odell Beckham One Handed Touchdown
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How to Cut Rope in an Emergency
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Michea Crawford in Lingerie….
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Slut of the Day….
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Kendall Jenner and the Sasquatch…
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Gigi Hadid’s Bra…
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Ariana Grande Dancing….
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Luci Ford is Amazing….
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Kimberly Garner Legs
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16 GIFs of Awesome Inventions
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Katrina Bowden in a Red Dress
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Where You Have Seen American Horror Story Actors
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Guess the Ass….
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Angelina Jolie of the Day….
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Oysters Filtering Dirty Water
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Ten Old Ladies Who Look Younger…
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5 Most Ridiculous Things Beyonce Does…
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This Dutch Sport Looks Dangerous
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Dog Obedience Competition
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The Luckiest People on the Planet
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Kelly Brook Big Tits
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Fans Meet Idols Reaction Pics
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Funniest Guard Dog Ever…
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John Oliver on Pardoning Turkeys
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Bleona Qerti – Nipple Tassels…
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13 Places Where You Shouldn’t Put Babies…
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Katy Pery in Bikini Pictures
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Kylie Minogue in Lingerie
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Diana Ross Slutty of the Day…
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Girls in Sports Bras….
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Hilary Duff Parking Ticket…
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15 People who Didn’t Try….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn
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2 Naked Girl Extreme Oil Wrestling….
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This is the Weirdest thing Ever…
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Interactive Porn: Adventures of a Gardener
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Cassidy Banks
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Tessa Fowler’s Lotion on Her Big Tits…
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Miley Cyrus Sells Pantyhose….
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Christina Milian Nipple….
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Ireland Baldwin Panties…
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Rose McGowan Topless in a Magazine….
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What is this Girl Looking For…
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Slutty Strethes….
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Teen Amateur
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

10 years ago yesterday, I WROTE MY FIRST POST ON DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.BLOGSPOT.COM as a joke….I figured give my trolling a more professional place to live….

10 years, 29,000 posts later…I am still a fucking joke…but a joke that is as of this morning was the top 4,309 sites in the USA. Meaning 4,308 sites are bigger than me…that seems like I a big deal…

I still write 100 percent of the content….I am still not a dot com billionaire…but in a lot of ways, I feel like I am – the fucking internet…

Here are some morning links…to distract from the level of pathetic of having a blog when you’re not a teenage girl…

12 Awkward THanksgiving Photos
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A bunch of big tits of random college girls…you will like
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The American Music Awards are the FUcking Worst…Here are the Sluts Who Attended
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Drunk Brits Fix Bike Rack
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25 Best Horror Movies on Netflix Right Now
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Kirk Cameron on How to Talk to Gay People
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Jennifer Aniston Has Tits…Still…
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The Paparazzi who are Stalking Katy Perry
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Thai Tire AD
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Surprise Tip!
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Stream Iggy Azalea’s Newest album
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Hot Amateur Girls
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The Best Traps of 2014
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Find the Best Porn
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2014

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s hard to get excited about the weekend when everyday is the weekend, and you’ve been drunk for god knows how long, even though we all know there is no god….unless I am god…I mean I pretend I am to all my tinder girlfriends who ignore me…and who refuse to meet me because they can’t deal with realizing I am not god…but that may change tonight…because I’ve been throwing out invitations for unshowered ass licking and apparently girls are very into that having their unshowered ass licked…and they don’t seem to really have standards as to who they will let do it…they’ll just have anyone lick their unshowered asses…that works for me…because maybe the e.Coli will put me out of my misery..

I am full of insight…follow me on INSTAGRAM, Facebook , TWITTER ….I am very boring.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Jimmy Kimmel Made Kim Kardashian’s Ass a Snowblower…
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NYPD Slams Fare Beater in Face with Nightstick
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Ferret has a Jump Fail
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Mirror Selfies
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Rose McGowan’s Full Frontal
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Cats Barf To Techno…
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Kim Kardashian is Ready for her Daughter to Pose Naked
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Michael Phelp’s Girl was Born with a Dick
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Slut of the Day
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16 Moments in Bromance History
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Julianne Moore of the Day…
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Taylor Swift VS Basketball
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Minka Kelly Does Fitness
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Nicola Peltz is So Slutty
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The Hottest WWE Divas
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Underboob of the Day
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John Stamos has a Weird Belly Button
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Some Disgusting GIFs
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Daddy Saves Compilation
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Sofia Vergara Hiding Her Old Ass
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Prank it Forward
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Emmy Ratajkowski is Whoring
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Lindsay Lohan is Ready to Act.
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1990s JC Penny Christmas Catalog…
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Father and Daughter Create a Sustainable Condom
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Lea Michele Boring On Set
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Japanese Flip Books
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Beyonce is Bad at Photoshop
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Bai Ling is So Fucking Weird of the Day
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Rolling Glass – Whatever the fuck that means.
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Pictures of People
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50 Sexiest Photoshoots of 2014
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Jennifer Lopez Fat ass in Yoga Pants
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Nicole Trunfio
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Why Do Rivers Curve?
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Jennifer Aniston’s Tits
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Don’t Sell Meth on the Job
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Ray J Makes 90k Every 3 Months
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Britney Spears Leaving…
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Dwight Howard’s Kid Goes to Hooters
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Luci Ford is Perfect
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Amy Jackson Wears a Bikini
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Burn Your Bra
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Jennifer Lawrence Singing
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26 Product Design Fails
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Elisabetta Canalis in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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THROWBACK Chelsea Handler Sex Tape
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Chloe Sevigny’s 2006 Nudes
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Interactive Porn: Adventures of a Gardener
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Carlotta Champagne Strips in the Kitchen
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Busty Girls does Ice Bucket Challenge
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Redneck Trailer Loading Fail
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Christina Milian Has a Nipple
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Interview With my Homie – Porn Star – Carter Cruise
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Topless Rose McGowan
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This is Ridiculous….
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Just a Naked Amateur
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Naked Model I Like
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Mr Ear Maggots
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Naked Greek
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Benchpress Fail
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

#stepGIRLS have more fun ???? @guns_hott glad we got over our Tussle ??????

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

The difference between strippers and instagram models – is that strippers have a purpose…

I spent the night at the strip club alone – some would say I was being a creep, I say I was just doing me..

Here are some links..

The Taco Bell Criminal Has the Best Mug Shot
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Jamie Oliver Abuses Kids
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Girls in Sunglasses
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Miranda KErr Implants
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The Newest Bill Cosby Assault Victim
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Ken Block Goes Wild…
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America’s Biggest Threat: The Kardashians
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Kelly Brook Has a Fat Ass
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Brooklyn Bars Shame Santa
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Unarmed Brooklyn Man Gets Shot
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What People Missed When Drunk
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Reese Witherspoon in White
http://www.egotastic.com/2014/11/reese-witherspoon-heavenly-white-hot-owning-the-wild-red-carpet/” target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Can you get aids from using a fleshlight you find in the dumpster outside your house? I’m asking for my friend, but not in a “I’m asking for my friend, but I am really asking for me” like you see on shitty TV…but because I gave it a friend of mine and he thinks it’s new…thanks to baby powder and telling him I got it for the site and I’m not going to use it…

Now I know he won’t get aids…but he could get a rash, scabies or bed bugs…and that makes me laugh, because if you stick your dick in anything I give you, you deserve what’s coming…

Here are stepLINKS…

ABC is Scared of J.Lo’s Ass
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13 Old People WHo Like Sex
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Obese Man Loses 160 Lbs – This is His Skin
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Braless Girls
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Luci Ford is Amazing
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Lady Gaga Armpit Tattoo
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Shailene Woodley is Not Hot for GQ
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Kendra Wilkinson Eats Antelope Penis
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Slut of the Day
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Cameron Russell in Lingerie
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58 Online Dating Fails…
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Stacey Dash Says Bill Cosby Never Raped Her…
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Selena Gomez and Sia Hang on Private Jets…
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Hiding Cocaine in Your Luggage Can End Bad
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Three Grannies Getting High
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Bella Thorne Bikinis
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Olivia Culpo’s Nipples
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High School Worker in Trouble for Racism
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Kimberly Cole Braless
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Kim Kardashian Wants to Adopt a Thai Girl – Thai Girl Says No THanks
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Today in SLuts You’ve NEver HEard Of
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Cassie Cardelle in a Bathing Suit
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Harmless Pranks are the Best Pranks
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Miley Cyrus – Dog Walker
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Lindsay Lohan is Amazing
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Katherine McPhee Dancing on the BEach
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Today in Audrina Patridge
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Charlize Theron Pokies
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Motorcycle Run from the Police Wheelie
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Kelly Brook Fat in LA
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Reese Witherspoon is Boring in White
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Taylor Swift Watching Basketball…
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Charli XCX Pokies…
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Isabeli Fontana Side Tit
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Phoebe Price Big Old Tits…
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Anastasia Ashley is Such a Whore
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14 Confusing Photos
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Naked Rose McGowan
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“Harmless Pranks”
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Jamie Oliver Rubs Hot Peppers on his Food to Punish his Kids
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12 TV GRaphics with Good Timing
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90s Spring Break was a Simpler Time
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Laura Whitmore in a Bra Top
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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Crackhead Forgot Her Clothes
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Naked and Covered in Black Paint
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Busty Girl Named Lyla and her Big Old Tits
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Awesome Teen babe
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Interactive Porn: A Day with Dillion Harper
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Busty Babe Doing her Stretches
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Couple on the BEach
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PUBES for Fashion
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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It Starts at an Early Age…
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Claudia Romani Snorkels
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Korean Road Rage
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Naked Babe in a Hat
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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The Truck of Death
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2 Girls 1 Kitchen
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Afternoon Strip
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

For the last 10 or 15 years I have been seen as an internet troll, or creep, to the girls I would randomly message creepy things to…but in the last 10 or 15 years I think I have finally mastered the being romantic but still a creep…with messages like “I want my dick in your ass so that we can finally be one again…soul mate”…..or “I want pictures of your Spread Asshole, so I can imagine licking you asshole to pussy while rubbing your clit….but I’d rather talk to you about our future together”….

Walkin’ that fine line motherfuckers…real internet love is going to happen…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Passionate Kiss of the Day
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Girls in Slutty Poses
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Top 10 Things That Look Like Kim K in Pink Latex
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10 Guys Who Aren’t People’s Sexiest Man Alive
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Mom Jeans…
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Winter is the Worst…
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TV Land is Done with Cosby Show
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Alexandra Eriksson Bikini Ass…
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Nick Jonas is No Longer a Promise Ring Wearing Virgin
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12 Kids WHo Say Fuck Dress Code
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Mistletoe Drones
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Don Sutherland has a Boner for J.Law
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Silly DJ Gifs
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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