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2014

30

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When sexting turned from “Do you want me to cum inside you”…to “Let me tell you all about my recent abortion where I watched the embryo die via ultrasound, that traumatized me enough to insist you wear a condom”….to finding love on TINDER…this is what I do with my spare time….

Top 10 Amanda Bynes Just Got Arrested for Attention
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Babes Tugging at Their Clothes
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Derryn Lester is Topless for Treats!
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Nerdy Bachelor Party
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Anais Zanotti in a Bikini
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Miley Cyrus Looks Rough
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The Cat Who Loves Being Vacuumed
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6 People in London Decided to Trade Their First Born Child for Free Wi-Fi
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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15 of the Most American Things to Happen
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20 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Kevin Durant
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Flexible People.
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Amanda Bynes in Lingerie for her Arrest
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Candice Swanepoel Hot in a Bikini
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2014

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s a pic you’ll need to see from TomorrowLand…

That said….

I spent most of my day taking a break from all the vagina prospecting, to do something that I think is important, but more importantly something that I am passionate about….BUSH…

So I looked at pics of different species of human bush- from White, Black, Asian, Hispanic, Mexican…

I am like a scientist. The results are inclusive – I need a bigger sample size. So Send me some bush….or don’t…I don’t need you – I got my own bush supply…Assholes.

Top 10 George Clooney’s Wedding
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9 Nerdy Bachelor Parties…
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Arianna Grande Slutty Performance
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Amanda Bynes Got Arrested….
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Some Big Tits…Because People Like Tits…
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Too Young to do the Anaconda…
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Arianna Grande Shadow Nipple
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Arianny Celeste and Britney Palmer Hosting Bullshit
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Beiber Instagram’s Gomez’s Booty
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Jordan Carver VS Melanie Mueller…
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Model Wife Adam Levine in Animal Blood…
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UK “Model” Catfished by Pro Soccer Player
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13 GIFs to Fuck With Your Brain
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Kanye Grabbing Kim’s Huge Ass
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Links to Every Leaked Pic for The Fappening..
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Maitland Ward See Through Panties
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I Wanna Fuck Vanessa Hudgens
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Katy Perry is Dating Diplo
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Robert Pattison’s Fans Hate His New GF
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Weird Books that Exist…
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SkyMall’s Most Insane Garden Statues
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Eleven Year Old Shot Clubbing
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Girls in Glasses – To Protect Their Eyes from Cum Obvs
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This is the Longest Simpson’s Couch Gag
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Top 10 – The Koch Borther…
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Jimmy Fallon Turns Led Zepplin into a Doo Wop Singer
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Coffee Signs that Nailed It
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Japan Volcano
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Sarah Hyland at an Event Porn
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Avril Lavigne 30th Birthday
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Jessica White – Bikini Model – Who is Black
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Rihanna is Doing James Bond
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Amal and George Wedding Photos
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Stevie Nicks Admits she was Pregnant with Don Henley’s Baby…
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John Oliver on Drones
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Drake Emoji is a Tumblr Sensation…
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Stealing Food From White People
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Kelly Brook Big Fat Tits are Single
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Maitland Ward is a Half Naked Monster
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Megan Fox Mom Porn
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The World’s Hottest Comedian
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Top 10 Amanda Bynes Just Got Arrested for Attention
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Some Crazy Bitches from Amy’s Baking are At it Again
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A Bunch of Flexible Freaks
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Emily Browning Nude Hotel Room PICS
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If Only All Soccer Mom’s Looked Like This
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Some Greek Trash – Nipple Slip
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Stripping After Squash
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Today in Boob Massages
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Be a Healthy Fucking Drunk…
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Romantic Lesbians of the Day
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Cam Girl Milking…
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Pissing in the Supermarket
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Wet As Fuck Asian
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Russian Lesbians…
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

29

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my weekend that was only technically a weekend because the rest of the world calls is that, while for me it’s like every other day of doing nothing…thanks to being unemployed…was not when I was in line behind two rich kid 10 year olds buying cake at the coffee shop…only to negotiate with the coffee shop worker because their bill was $20.40 and they didn’t want to break their 50….only to have the coffee shop worker, who probably wasn’t going to make 50 dollars that day of working…take the 40 cents out of her tip jar…to cover their rich kid asses like an idiot…instead of teaching these pricks about sacrifices…and breaking a fucking 50.

Those kids have already won at life…already better at business, negotiation, and richer than me…I would have found that depressing…but I gave up caring long ago..

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

The Tinder Champion
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Dog Things Patio Door is Closed – Owner Laughs Like She’s Cumming
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Charlotte McKinney is a Stripper Bitch turned Model
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Randy Jackson Divorces Wife of 18 Years – Is Worth 40 Millions – Has No Pre-Nup – Dumb Bass Player on the Down Low fucked Up…
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George Clooney is Married
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The Best Kiss Cam GIFs
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Shy Dog Wants Watermelon
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Uber Driver Blames girls Outfit for Groping her…
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Selfies for the Homeless
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31 Deaths after Japanese Volcano
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Sexually Suggestive Shadows
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14 Pissed Off Amazon Reviews on Joke Books
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Girls Fishing – It’s a Fetish
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KLM Lost and Found Service Dog
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The Best Caption to the North West Looking into the heavens Pic
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The Most META Moments of the Simpsons/Family Guy Episode
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Adriana Lima in Lingerie
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New York Post Sports Puns…2014
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The Latest Girls Who have been Fappeninged
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2014

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about hookers, is not paying them.

My favorite thing about non-hookers, is making them behave like hookers, by pretending I own beach houses and that I will take them out of their shitty existence and save them from their 9-5 hell – replacing it with being naked on the beach eating coconuts – only for them to send me nude pics before they realize this web entrepreneur is the only motherfucker in internet entrepreneur history to be broke homeless if it wasn’t for an obese woman I married to pay my rent – in exchange for my horrible companionship…

It may be the weekend, but not for me, not because I work, but because for me…everyday is hell…a hell I can’t look forward to….

Here are some stepLINKS>…

15 Sexually Suggestive Shadows
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Samuel L Jackson Karaoke
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Dark Hair / Light Eyes
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Tired
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Dita Von Teese Still Brings Her Thong Ass Out to Burlesque Shows
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Anastasia Ashley Surfer Tits Getting Drunk in NYC
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Slut of the Day
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Paris Hilton Spent 230,000 dollars in a CLub – I Know It WAs Someone Else’s Money
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10 Worst Puns This Year in Sports
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George Clooney is Getting Married – Here’s a Tribute to All his Exes
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Charlotte McKinney on TOSH
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Emily DiDonato Eyes
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The Suspects in the Illinois Murder Tried to Have Sex Near the Bodies
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Rachel McAdams is Not Hot
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Zoe Saldana’s Pregnant Nipples
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Emmy Rossum Legs
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Benedict Cumberbatch Can’t Say Penguin
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Amber Rose Gets 1 Million Dollars for her 1 Year Marriage
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Famous Dead People With Cats
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Kelly Brook See Through
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The Greatest Photo Ever Taken EVER.
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Naya Rivera Pregnancy Pics
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Short Shorts!
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Public Transit Insanity
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Marriage Proposal Fail
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Do You Remember These 90s TGIF Shows
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Mary Kate Olsen Probably got Secret Married
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Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret
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Alba Leaves Price Tag on Her Jacket
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Maria Menounos Manicure Porn
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A Whole Weekend’s Worth Of Tittie Fucking
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Joanna Krupa Fame Whoring
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Lisa Opie Bikini Body
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2014 Halloween Costume Ideas
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Real Life Sex Toy is Crazy
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Crackhead Freaking the Fuck Out…Thanks THe Party Drugs
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Bar Rafaeli Panty Upskirt
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So Many Redheads…
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Jenny McCarthy Old Fake Tits
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Miranda Kerr Amazing Nude Outtakes
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Tight Dresses
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Lyndall Jarvis Maxim South Africa
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Bieber Embarrasses Himself on a Skateboard
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Brooke Burke Wrinkled Tits
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I Want to get Elle Brittain Pregnant
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Snooki Has Birthed
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10 Stock Photos You Can Masturbate To
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It’s the Weekend and You Don’t Give a Fuck
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Some Hot Tits
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make You Cum….
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Big Tits in the Bath
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JERK OFF WITH RANDOM HOTTIES – GET MY FREE ACCESS NOW!
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LEsbians on Cam
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The Dude WHo Pisses Out of His Arm
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Naked Yara Massage
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The Most Ridiculous MILFS ever
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Be a Healthy Fucking Drunk…
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Pornstar Injured by Sex Toy
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Blonde Amateur!
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Get Vapes!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

26

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Love happens everyday – and I would like to thank the internet for facilitating that…because without the internet – I would not be currently getting a girl to videotape herself on her period having sex with Craola markers she took from her kids art supplies…thank you internet…thank you.

That was my morning revelation, a little academy award speech…preaching.

Here are some Morning Links…

I am not over Mickey Rourke in Spanx
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15 Sexually Suggestive Shados
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Mad Decapitates Co-Worker..
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Short Fucking Shorts…
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Eddie Murphey’s Daughter’s Cameltoe
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Gerard Butler’s New Girlfriend in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez Doin’ It..
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Tattooing in Close Up and Slow Motion
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12 Stock Photos You Could Masturbate To
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Kids React to Caviar
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18 Clever Business Cards
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The 10 Best Retro NFL Uniforms
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Kid Does 90 Degree Push-Ups
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Mirror Selfies
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2014

25

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Skirt No Panties in the corner of the coffee shop – is giving me dirty looks for trying to look up her skirt – yeah sure I was crawling around – under her table, but I could have been looking for something I dropped…not something I wanted to lose my semen inside…which I never got to see because I guess I just suck at life…

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Here are stepLINKS…

12 Stock Photos You Could Masturbate To…
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Mickey Rourke in Spandex…
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Naked Willis Sister in a Minnie Mouse Hat…
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Girls in Tight Dresses…
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The Best iPhone Case Ever…
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Lindsay Lohan’s Got a Rugged Face
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How to Be a Sugar Baby in LA
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Dakota Johnson in a Bikini
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Jordan Carver Big Boobs in the Ring
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SLUT OF THE DAY – IN A SLUT SHIRT
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Gwyneth Paltrow Sexting….
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Elsa Pataky is Such a Slut…
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Micaela Schaefer Nude in Public with a Fame Whoring Friend
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Hottest Girls Who have Posed Pregnant
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Kim Kardashian Got Attacked at Fashion Week
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33 Hot Jewish Girls for Jewish New Year
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Carolina Cruz Models Bikinis
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Lindsay Lohan On Stage
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Victoria Beckham Action…
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Kendall Jenner Flashing Skin….
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Rosie Huntington on the Red Carpet
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Floyd Mayweather Ruins TV
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Lady Gaga Ass in a Thong
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Emma Roberts in a Photoshoot
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Britney Spears Bob…
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Britney Spears Waddle
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Casey Batchelor Bikini Tits…
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Jessica Simpson – Double Plaid
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17 Amazing Lego Hacks…
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Emily Ratjkowski Nipple in a Bra
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Diora Baird Throwback Nudity
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Penelope Cruz Topless from 1999
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Emily Browning Naked Ass
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37 Pics of Redheads
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29 Things You Didn’t Know About Boy Meets World…
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Naya Rivera in a Black Dress
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Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage…
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Katy Perry in a Classic Hiding from the Paparazzi Pose
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Top 3 Supermodel Instagram
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Diana Argon No Make-Up
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Jessica Alba in Mom Jeans…
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Courtney Stodden Big Tits…
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TBT – DEBBIE GIBSON NUDE
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Bria Murphey in Tight Shorts…
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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Wiz Khalifa Cheated…
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14 Insane Barter Offers on Craigslist
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Weed is Legal in Pennsylvania…
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Jayden Cole Stripping…
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make You Cum….
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Russian Slut with Amazing Selfies
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Crazy Snake Lady!
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Drunk Slut Pissing
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JERK OFF WITH RANDOM HOTTIES – GET MY FREE ACCESS NOW!
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Motorbike Hates Litters
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Emily Passion is a Slut…
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How Many Fingers Can She Fit….
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Drinking Contest Fail
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Rhino Dildo
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Girl Downs a Beer
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Be a Healthy Fucking Drunk…
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Big Amateur Tits
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Get Vapes!
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Follow This Motherfucker on Instagram
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

25

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still drunk. I blame all my tinder girlfriends. They are leading me to drinking…even though I’ve always been drinking…I just figure they are a good excuse…because there are so many horny and willing girls..that it is impossible for me to keep up, even from my couch…

Here are some pics of stepGIRL GUNS HOTT BY MATT REED

Here are some links..

Amazing Vintage Celebrity Polaroids
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Funny Books that Actually Exist
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GIRLS who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Topless Girl Drinking Water of the Day
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I wonder if these are Natural
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Reality Show Fame Whore
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Iggy Azalea was a Fame Whore Slut at 13
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College Food Hacks
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These Thieves are Suing for Defamation
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10 Angriest Black Women Moments
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Amber Rose is a Single Whore Mother Now – Like All Good Strippers
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Girls who Are in Bed
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Lady Gaga in a Thong
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12 Kids Who Hate Grocery Shopping
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Steve Balmer Wants Clippers to Stop Using Iphones
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2014

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I would say my biggest accomplishment today was getting a girl to masturbate in her car in a parking lot until she reached orgasm – without really much convincing…because I guess we’re all fucking dirtbags looking for a thrill…and I’m just looking for love..like a hopeless romantic…

Or maybe my biggest accomplishment today was getting lectured by the woman working at the coffee shop about how she applies olive oil to her asshole because of hemorrhoids… something never sexy…especially not on a 75 year old…

Or maybe my biggest accomplishment today was this…right now…I fucking hope not…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pippa Middleton Crotch Shot
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A Whole Bunch of Big Amazing Asses
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Megan Irwin is Changing for the Paparazzi
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The SEX MRI
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Mug Shot of the Day
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini Top
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Stacy Keibler Got Legs
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Slut of the Day
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Stella Maxwell is Pretty Fucking Good
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Ariana Grande is a Monster Part 2
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Naked Chick in Keanu’s House
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Kerry Washington – Hot on TV
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Christina Aguilera’s a Big Girl Again
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Too Smooth for your Own Good
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Dakota Johnson in a Bikini
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Nicole Scherzinger Does the Hipster
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Liam Neeson is in Ted 2
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Miss Teen South Carolina is GOod and her name is Caite Upton…
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Jessica Simpson Baby Toss
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Michelle Monaghan Topless in Fort Bliss
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Christy Teigen Does Events
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The Condom Cook Book
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Useless Construction
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Some Jasmine Chick in a Bikini
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Eva Longoria Cleavage Party
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Random No Name Ola Jordan Areola Slip
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Izabel Goulart – See Through Skirt
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Girls Stickin’ Out Their Tongues
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Coffee Expert Reviews Pumpkin Spice Latte
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Slutty Fucking Model…
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Pictures of Cats Sneezing
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Big Tits in a Bikini
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Mila Kunis Pregnat
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Jessica Simpson Looking Hot Enough for Me
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Matrix in 8 Bit
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Some Halloween Costumes to Get you in the Mood
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Lana Del Rey is Doing 2 Shows in a Cemetery
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Reese Witherspoon Legs!
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Amber Rose is a Single Mom…Who The Fuck is Amber Rose?
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Wet Whore in a Bikini
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Von Diesel’s Beard is the Best Meme
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Is….
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Banana Rama
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The Weirdest Schoolyard Game Ever
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Two Fingers – One Butthole
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Hot and Naked on a Rock
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Rapist Breaks His Leg
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Amateur Sex…..
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Multi-Vitamins for Drunks…
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Katie Fey Gets Naked
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Hannah Claydon Big Stripping Tits
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Hot And Naked in a Field
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Get Vapes!
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Ass Play Ends Shitty
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Follow This Motherfucker on Instagram
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

24

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Telling girls you just met that you want to hate fuck up the ass without lube – will probably not turn them on as much as it would your bored wife who you actually hate and who is looking for excitement.

In fact, it will scare her off….

Here are some stepLINKS…

10 People Too Smooth for their Own Good…
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John Malkovich in Iconic Photos….
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Fuck You You’re Killing My Kid
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Every time Corey
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Will it Blend iPhone 6
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Emma Watson Nude Photos Threats was a Marketing Stunt
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Jessica Chastain Big Tits…
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Three Suspects Hate Crime Charged in Philadelphia
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Music Video on 14 Screens
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Ashley Lee – Water Whore
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20 Messed Up Things People Do in Everyday
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7 Useless Construction Projects
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2014

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

The best strategy for social media is to pretend you are 22. It turns out that the under 25 crowd is way more down to fuck with you and your internet mask wearing stupidity – no matter what crazy shit you say – when the girls actively looking for a 45 year old in a wrestling mask are just fat and lonely and don’t even care that you are in a mask…because as long as you answer them…they feel like they are going to be OK…

Well I am only going to be OK if you….


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I am obsessive compulsive….and want 20,000 followers.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Ariana Grande – Spray Tan Fail
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Brands Failing at Teens Slang….
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Iconic Photographs Recreated With John Malkovich As The Subject
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Chelsea Heath Booty….
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Mom with 6 Kids has Banging Body
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Tianna Gregory has a winning Ass
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Ariana Grande Ass
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25 Craziest Sport Fan Stories…
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Jessica Alba in the Park…
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Beyonce Naked Belly
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Aneta – Bikini Slut
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Drunk Bro Jumping Off His Roof
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The Three Titted Florida Chick is Lie…
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Taylor Momsen in Concert…
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William Shatner will be in Star Trek 3
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Little Miss Sunshine – Ain’t So Little
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Nina Adgal in Lingerie…
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Tight Dress
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10 George Costanza Mad
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Charlie Sheen is back on 2 and a Half Man
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Daphne Hoy in a Bikini….
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Lucy Hale Jogging
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26 Ikea Hacks That Will Make Your Life Awesome
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Kate Beckinsale at the Airport Looking Hot
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Meghan Trainor Says She’s Not All About That Feminism
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Sofia Vergara on Set of Access Hollywood
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20 Ways Forced Perspective Will Both Confuse and Please Your Mind
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15 of the Strangest Things People Found in Thrift Stores
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Courtney Stodden Pink Panty Flash….
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Eva Green Toplsss from Sin City…
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Casey Batchelor – Bikini in Dubai
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Charlotte McKinney Nurse Tits
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Hafsia Herzi in Exit Marrakech
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Jordana Brewster in Shorts…
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Kaley Cuoco on the Toilet…
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Lara Bingle Have Pregnant Tits
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Girls in Bikinis….
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace – The National Reality TV awards in London
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Top 10 Remember Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner – When Everything Seemed So Simple…
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Jessica Impiazzi Strips….
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Maria Popova for Treats!
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Another Maid Gets Paid to Clean Naked
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum…
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Two Fingers – One Butthole
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Amateur Sex…..
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Multi-Vitamins for Drunks…
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Ass Play Ends Shitty
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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================

Awesome Links From Around the Web
GO

Follow This Motherfucker on Instagram
GO

Celebrity Porn!!!
GO

SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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