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2014

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Turns out the beach is the place young people sneak off to to fuck in the water…which is code for the place I go to watch young people fuck in the water…these hormones in the food motherfucker…are getting girls busty…

I am still in Florida…it’s like where middle class come to die because you can’t fucking escape if you try…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Fucking Tits
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I have a Crush on This Goth Slut
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Jay Z and Beyonce Made a Trailer
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10 Too Hot to Handle GIFS
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Bitches at Cannes
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Ashley Benson BTS
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Slut of the Day
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Micaela Shcaefer is a Slutty Author
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini
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Some Dude UP AMerica Ferraras Dress
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Brad Pitt and Matthew McConaughey in New Orleans Beer Tossin’
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Lindsay Lohan Topless for Instagram…
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11 Terrifying Facts About Make-Up
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Godzilla Tits!
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Yoga Girl Gets Slammed By a Wave
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Ariana Grande Panty Flash…
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Gym Rat of the Day…
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Racist Americans Try Mexican Snacks
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Nina Agdal for Bebe
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Selma Hayek Armpit
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Lance Armstrong Gets the Lance Armstrong Card Against Humanity
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Public Orgasms For Charity
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Greek Hooker of the Day
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Rape Victim Pam Anderson’s Big Cleavage
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Sarah Hyland Flaunt VIdeo
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Olga Kurylenko Topless
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Gorilla Throws Grass at Workers!
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Taylor Swift Got Legs…
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Some Crazy Andre the Giant Partying Stories
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White Guy Steals Chinese Guy’s GF
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Tabloid Journalism at its Finest
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Kate Beckinsale & Michelle Trachtenberg Together….
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Elizabeth Banks in Walk of Shame
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Man Catches Ball Drops Kid
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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Could Godzilla Exist…
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Shitty Pregnant Mom Doing X-Fit
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Best Name for a Kids Store Ever…
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New Wonder Woman Comic is Coming – And So Are You
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Sofia Vergara Ass in a Tight Dress
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Miley Murders the Beatles
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V.Stivano is Too Ugly to Have a Billionaire BF
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More Hudgens Bikini Pics
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Tranny Stripper Prank!
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Eve Wrywal TITTIES
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Girl VS Shower Head
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Best Hooters Girl YOu’ll Ever See
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Jerk Off Coach of the Day
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Bush of the Day
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Blonde Amateur Posing
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Girl in Super Hero Lingerie
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Girls Take this Celeb Survey
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

19

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I wish more girls were as into showing their vaginas as they are in showing their outfits off and asking whether they look fat. It’s like girls send me dress options over text messages to help them decide what to wear to a club, but only a select few send me pussy pics saying “does my asshole look fat with this dildo in it”…and that’s how you determine which ones are the keepers…

Here are some morning LINKS…

Girls Taking Selfies!
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Cameron Diaz is with one of the Good Charlotte Sisters
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Maite Perroni Hot in GQ
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Hide your kids – Michael Jackson is Alive
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Peyton Manning’s Commencement Speech was Good
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12 Dogs That Should Hand in Their dog Card…
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Perfume Expert Reviews Body Sprays
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This Guy Can Jump…
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Jack Nicholson’s Snubbing Kids…
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!! She Alredy Is…
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Dave Navarro Got Head While A-Rod Watched
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The Best Celebrity Prom Photos
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Godzilla’s 10 Most Embarrassing Moments
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Girls Take this Celeb Survey
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10 Sports People Who Had a Worse Week Than You
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Girls in Mesh!
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Pam Anderson was Raped When she Was 12
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Dancing Ambulance Driver
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2014

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m still in Florida…

Let’s revisit this…beach video…

Because all I’ve been seeing on the beach in crackhead hookers washing out their vaginas…after I’ve given them crabs..the seafood kind…I’m classy like that…

If you want to meet up and experience it…let me know…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pat Yourself on the Back Amanda Bynes
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Two GIrls Cuddling Each Other
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Mariah Carey Lip Syncer
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Porn Chick on the BEach
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Hilary Duff Got an Ass
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Very Fucking Weird Name for a Boat
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SLUT of the DAy
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Elizabeth Hurley Old Green Dress
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Amanda Seyfried’s Big Cleavage…
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10 Drunk People who Can’t Handle a Good Man…
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TOday in Charlize Theron
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Eve Wrywal Unkown Photoshoot
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Bubble Football…
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Rihanna Nips
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Bambi Went Straight for the Boob
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Blake Lively’s Dress is Too Long
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Natasha Barn-yard in Lingerie
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Miranda Kerr at Some Bullshit Event
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Truck Smashes Into Overpass
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot in Public
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Michelle Bass Bikini Candids
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Godzilla’s 10 Most Embarrassing Moments
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Bar Paly in Blazer Magazine
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Hilary Duff in Short Shorts
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Cosmos Jam!
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Elizabeth Banks Hot in Walk of Shame
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Someone Explains What Gluten Is…
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Playmate of the Year
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Coco Topless Hustle….
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Micaela Schafer See Through
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Chyna in some Throwback Nude Pics
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Kelly McGillis from Witness
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Rita Ora’s Pussy is Probably Not as Tight as These Pants
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I want to fuck Rumer WIllis
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Coke and Mentos Fail
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Aaron Hernandez Murders Everyone
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Johnny Depp Kisses Amber HEard’s Teeth…
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Multi Tasker of the Year
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Hilary Duff Tight Pants…
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So Many Bitches Out for Barbara Walters…
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Kendall Jenner Side Boob
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This Idaho Governor Debate is Hilarious
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Tits Flashed in Public
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Smooth Masturbator
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I’m Not Supposed to Post Videos Like This But They Are So Funny
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Cop Fail of the Day
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Lesbians!
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Teen Dancing
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Porn Bachelorette Party Goes Crazy
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Cam Girl With Big Tits!
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The bad thing about florida isn’t the crack smoking pregnant 20 year olds…it’s having unprotected sex with them…while drunk on sun, retirement, frozen yogurt and meth.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hard Nipples!
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The Queen of Cannes!
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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Miley’s Knee Looks Like Seth Rogan
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Is Shailene Woodley Homeless?
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Everything You Need To Know About Gluten
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Jenny McCarthy Photoshopped for Shape Magazine….
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Destiny Dixon Pornstar in a Bikini
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Emily Blunt Took Tom Cruise to a Sex Club
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Girls With Their Big Tits..
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18 Things Sports Fans Need to Stop Criticizing Athletes For…
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2014

15

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

A site I’ve worked with since 2010, suddenly stopped linking me after 4 years, without telling me, because I guess they wanted every last click I could send before realizing all all because I post fashion nudity….and all of a sudden I am too hardcore, even though I haven’t been too hardcore for 4 years when they used my traffic to become millionaires, a little nipple shouldn’t have scared motherfuckers who claim to be “What Guys Need”….I guess they don’t think guys need nipples…or advertisers don’t think brands can support nipples…or sites that link to sites that post nipples and the whole thing is so fucking ridiculous…

It makes me wonder if we’re even the same species…I remember when the internet was a little less corporate bullshit, a little more punk rock, and people turned to it because it wasn’t fluffy edited down bullshit…

Thank god I can still drink, fuck whores, and eat donuts…because today, the internet has wronged all of us…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Rihanna is a Cyberbully and It’s Amazing
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Live Beaver Trapper is the Slut of the Day
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Things that Bounce…Tits…
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Greatest Motivational Speeches in Sports History
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Bregje Heinen’s Lingerie Pics…
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Bryana Holly Topless Like This Was Brody Jenner
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Blake Lively in a Tight Dress
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Hilary Duff Strong Legs in Short Shorts
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Rihanna Dumped Drake
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13 Ridiculous Hairdos
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Dog in the Bowling Alley
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Lupita in Cannes
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Katy Perry Panty Flash
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Myleene Klass in a Strpless Dress
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Rihanna in LUI
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Olga Kurylenko TIts
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Maria Menounos Does Fitness
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Miley Cyrus Knee Kinda Looks Like Seth Rogan
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Rita Ora in Grey Tights
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So Many Redheads…
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Spring Break Bikini Bulge Prank…
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Elephant Calf Gets Saved
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Zac Effron Might be Marvel Person….
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Rumer Willis Booty!
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Some Greek Tits….
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Heather Graham in Pantyhose
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Chyna Naked in Playboy
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NFL Player Gets Tased….
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Alyssa Arce Hard Nipple Bikini Pics
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Best Headline for the Drake Rihanna Break Up
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Adriana Lima Topless in 2010
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Ass Brusher
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Godzilla the Musical is Dumb
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Rachel Bilson Lives…
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Ashton Kutchre’s 12 Million Dollar House
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Michelle Keegan HOT in a White Dress….
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20 Instagram Accounts To Help You Get Healthy
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Kylie Jenner and Other Tricks on Twitter….
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Beer Bra Ham Lincoln is an Idiot
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Coco Has a Burlesque Show…
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Standard Hotel Fired the Employee WHo Sold The Jay Z VIdeo
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Burn Your Bra…and Show us Your Hard Nipples…
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Scaring AWay the Shitter
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Enema of the DAy
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Amateur of the Day
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Amazing Cam Body…
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Girls in the Shower
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Erotic Makeover of the Day
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
GO

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2014

15

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

While I was falling in love with a Miami Booty perched up on a railing, that I couldn’t manage to get a successful creeper picture of…but that I still feel was a moment of true love…

Our resident “journalist” FOETUS la Plantain was asking our friend ASA AKIRA …questions on REDDIT….

I have so many girlfriends I don’t have sex with…

Here are some morning links…

I Love Nicole Kidman’s Face
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Babes in Bed….
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The Guy in an I Love Porn Shirt Eating a Chicken Wing Pic
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The Top Most Anticpated Films at the Rooftop Series You Should Watch Even if Not in New York
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Topless Glamour Model of the Day
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Lady Gaga’s BF Grabs Her ASs
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Claudia Romani Takes an Important Call
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Jada Pinkett Smith Has Lesbian Breasts and A Bunch of Other Paparazzi SHit
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Killer Clown Scare Prank
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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The Longest Pause in Twitter History
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TIna Fey on Why There Aren’t More Late Night Girl Hosts
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads…
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CBS has finally cancelled Ashton Kutcher
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2014

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to a bikini contest, it wasn’t life changing, but it could have been if I hired one of the Eastern Europeans who you know came to America for non-hooker reasons, that’s why she is in bikini contests….obviously…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Crazy Fucking Booty
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Nicole Kidman’s Face is Amazing
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http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/05/10-pretty-liars-episodes-to-watch-if-youve-
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Longest Pause in Twitter History…
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Rita Ora Pussy Definition
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Lady Gaga Topless in Pasties
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Pregnant Doutzen…pregnant with Candice Swanepoel
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Pregnant Doutzen…
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That Elevator Fight
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Slut of the Day
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Super Mario Game of The Thrones
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Blake Lively and Pamela Anderson
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A Bunch of Page 3 Girls
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The Cat Who Saved the Kid
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Tawny Jordan Tits for Supermodel Magazine
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Sexy Latina Alejandra Espinoza
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Lais Ribeiro in a Swimsuit
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All the Ashley Benson Pics
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Alternate Godzilla Designs
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Alexa Chung is Banging Chris Martin…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Walking
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More Pics of Beyonce and Sister…
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These are Racist Plates….
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Hottest Celebrity Lesbians
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Kimberly Garner is So Good
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Zen Masters we Could All Learn From
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I do not care about Lea Michele’s Nipple
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Hottest Athlete Daughters…
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Kourtney Compton’s Bikini Action
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Two Billionaires Fight Over Miranda Kerr
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Hailey Clauson for Love & Lemons..
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Adriana Paz Nude in a Trailer for The Empty Hours
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Avril Lavigne Pokies
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The Female Pop Band that Attempts To Sing While Having and Orgasm
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10 Pretty Liars Episodes to Watch if You’re a Newbie…
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Ferne McCann in a See Through
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Find COUGARS to FUCK!!
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Sideboob
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The Weirdest Old Lady Pulling
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Huge Tits
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Fatty Masturbater….
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Masturbation in Public Places
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Webcamsterbation
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Sophie Howard Topless
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Lesbian Sex in the
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

14

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hate “social media”….because it’s made me soft. You know watching my every move to not be deleted, since I don’t matter enough to get my shit back like Rihanna. More importantly, I probably don’t care enough.

I just know I used to be an aggressive troll, up in people’s faces, posting disgusting shit…and now I’m walking on egg shells to not be deleted. I feel like a bully in the school yard now that Bullying isn’t cool anymore…alone, scared, without purpose…about to be expelled….

I feel like the internet has shifted into a horrible corporate Disney land…filled with mainstream idiots with no sense of humor…but at least I still have you…

Here are some morning links….

Angelina Jolie Powdered Face
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Girls in Bikinis
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Justin Bieber Riding a Pony
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Topless Paris Hilton
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Frankie Muniz on a Podcast Talking About How He Skipped SNL for Amanda Bynes
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If Ridley Scott Made a Used Car Commercial
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CBS Killed How I Met Your Dad
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Sylvie Meis Bikini
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Lamar Odon Getting Rejected from the Club Khloe Kardashian was In…
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Guy with a Vegan Tattoo Eating a Hot Dog
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Best Name Ever….
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Find COUGARS to FUCK!!
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Andy Samberg’s SNL Promos…
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Tranny of the Day
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2014

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day


So I didn’t realize how desensitized I was, until earlier today, when I saw some hot babe crackhead convulsing in a pair of short shorts, and I pointed to my friend and said “you’d totally fuck that wouldn’t you”…not even thinking to ask her if she’s ok, or to pull out my camera to take video…

I went inside, had lunch, and when I came back out, an ambulance, cop and firetruck were there taking her to I guess the morgue, or maybe the hospital…and I didn’t give a fuck, I just thought, I could have saved her life, but I was more into my Applebee’s lunch special…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Miley’s Drugged up Date Rape Filled Rant….
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50 Cent Narrating the Jay Z Video
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Searching for Sugar Man – Director – Dead at 36
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Side Boob!
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Twitter Trolls Ann COulter
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Ashley Benson DId Complex
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Nina Agdal Grabs Them Tits
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EMily Ratajkowski Ass
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The Tranny You Want to Fuck
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Slut of the Day
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Blowing Bubbles at Walmart Prank
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Some Trick Named Luxiboo
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Ben Affleck as Batman
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Rita Ora Hard Nipples
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More Naked Tweens for Attention
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Dude Blowing Candy into Animals
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Turtle of the Day
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Kylie Jenner in Short Shorts…
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Denise Welch Bikini Pics That Will Scare You
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Trying to Look Down Lea Michele’s Shirt To See if She’s a Girl
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The 14 Greatest Lotion-Related GIFs of All Time
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Around the World in 360 Degrees
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Dani THorne – Model
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Glamour Model Bullshit of the Day
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Ashley Tisdale’s Potato Head Distraction
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Harry Potter Spinoff
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Best Kitty Hug Ever
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Anais Zanotti White Bikini Bottoms
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Solange Deleted Beyonce from Instagram
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Selfies!
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Honest Bar Sign!
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Hot Sauce Taste Test
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Single Mother’s Day!!
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Dads Dealing with Prom
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Sophia Bush….
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Lauren Goodger Working Out…
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Ashely Tisdale Walking Around in Shorts
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Avril Lavgine in a Bikini
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More Miley Blowjob Pics
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Candice and Doutzen…
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Pet Owner Plays With Squirrel
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Craziest Players in NBA History
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Christy Teigen Fat Head
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Caity Lotz from the Machine – Naked
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Model Tennis Pussy
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Hilary Duff POKIES
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Meanwhile in Detroit
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Find Cougars to Fuck…
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Best Kid Name Ever
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Lea Michele Whoring Out…

First Look at the Bat Mobile

Alyssa Arce Won at Instagram

Miley Cyrus Backside Performing

Jasmin Walia Blue Bikini Babe

Top 10 What Jay Z Said to Solange!

Crepy Asian Girl Who Looks LIke a 12 Year Old Boy – NAKED

Khloe Kardashian on a Trapeze Funny…

Girls Tugging At CLothes

2 Billionaires had a Fist Fight over Miranda Kerr

Beast Mom!

Family Guy and the Simpsons Get a Crossover Episode

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Lesbians with a Strap On

AMateur of the Day

Boobs at the Beach…

I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Underboob Dancing

Big Tits on a Nerdy Girl Cuz She has Glasses…

Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
GO

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2014

13

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It turns out that when dealing with Florida Elderly, when not trying to get into their wills, I have little to no patience….but luckily, I saw a glimpse of Florida youth, when 5 teenage boys, with a crack pipe, smoking meth, tried to hassle me for money..

Suddenly, Florida made sense. Here are some morning links…

Girls and Their Selfies…
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Luxiboo is the Hooker of the Day
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Lea Michele Cleavage!
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Shark Attacking a Rubber Boat…
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Joely Fisher Cleavage!
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Grandpa Takes the Best Selfies
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Mike D of the Beastie Boys Introducing the Game…
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Channing Tatum is Gambit
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I Like This Culkin Pic…
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Marion Cotillard in Interview
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Perfectly Timed Wedding Photo
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And So It Goes Trailer…
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Weird Japanese Commercial Compilation
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Top 10 What Jay Z Said to Solange!
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