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2013

30

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

People say no means yes, but I think that’s too risky, I prefer gurgling sounds…because they are a little more abstract..you know not so cut and dry…..

My least favorite thing for a hooker to say is “you’re dick’s not that small”…my most favorite thing to hear a hooker say is not so much her saying anything but more hearing her cry….it motivates me to mend those broken wings…because I am the “Not that small of a dick” superhero…who gives them their crack money.

Here are some stepLINKS…

30 Reasons Why Men Like Halloween
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The Madonna Nudes I Posted Last Week
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The Man Who Has the Crazy Moustache….
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Today in Jared Leto Music…
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17 Pics That Require You to Take Closer Look
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Mom’s Singing Baby and Baby Reacts
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Girls Who Forgot to Wear Pants..
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20 Famous Musicians Before they Made It…
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An Astronaut’s Guide to Life on Earth
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Tow Truck Fail
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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2013

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Never ask a girl you meet in a bar what her waist to hip ratio is…because you only talk to 0.7s…they will not get your joke or your autism but will definitely take offence to it and lecture you on how you can’t scientifically break down beauty…even though everyone knows hip to waist ratio is science breaking down beauty…

The truth is I just thought it was a funny/horrible pick up line…

Here are some links…

Bar Refaeli Bikinis
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Janice Dickinson Whoring Out for Old Times
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A Whole Bunch of Underboobs
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Lohan and Miley are the Best Duo Ever
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Sofia Vergara’s Amazing Booty in Tight Leather Pants
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Epic Grim Reaper Prank
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Miley in Some Magazine
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A Whole Lot of Selena Gomez in a Bikini
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Her Name is Barbie and She’s Posing How You’d Expect Her To Be Posing
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Britney’s Music Scares Pirates
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These 20 Costumes Should Not Be Sexy
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Hottest Triple Jumper Ever
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Like a Boss Compilation
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Courtney Stodden in a THONG Has the BEst Photobomb EVER
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Batman in Classic Horror Movie Scenes
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Some Sexy Baking
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Stephanie Pratt Dressed Like I Dream of Jeanie
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Alessndra Ambrosio Rocks Animal Print Pants
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A Sloppy, Has Been Panty Upskirt.
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Clara Alonso is a Hot Model…..I Love…
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Eat Your Dinner Bitch
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The Grossest Shit You’re Eating Right Now…No Not Your Wife’s Pussy…
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Calvin and Hobbes Dancing
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Nicole Kidman Sexts
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Britney Spears Sloppy in a Sweater
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Cara With Terry
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Tyra Banks in Underwear
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Miranda Kerr for Elle Japan
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Fran Drescher’s Bra-Less Mess
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Some Greek Babe Paparazzi Titty Flash
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Drunk and Half Naked GIFs
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Ali Larter Showing Legs…
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Upsetting Origins of Everyday Expressions
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Today in Selfies
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Centipede Eating a Snake
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Can Stress Kill You
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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Red Head Slut Posing
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Three Lesbians on a Boat
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The Vine of Porn of the Week
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Three Girls Together in Love for Money
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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2013

29

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am running on West Coast time, even though I am in the east coast, and I kinda like the easy, laid back pace, all those hippie cults with their juices and shit have rubbed off on me, even if I get nothing done, because luckily I am unemployed…

Here are some morning links at lunch time for you pervert losers…

Is Your Halloween Costume Racist?
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This Church is Shaped Like a Dick
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Turn Around – The Supercut
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You Need This….
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The Highest Paid Actresses of 2013
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This is the Subway in Venezuela
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The 25 Best Players in NBA Today
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We Got Ourselves some Tramp Stamps
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The New X-Men has a Trailer and Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Pics Celebrate that….
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Girls Who Have Forgot Their Pants
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New Eminem Featuring Rihanna and it’s Good…
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I think You’re Crazy Not to Click This Link…
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2013

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I judge you based on your Starbucks order…Drinking Time….

That said…RIP Motherfucker

I was a fan…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kelly Osbourne Hates Gaga in a Bra
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Eliza Gonzalez is Not as Hot Without Make-Up
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Thigh Gap is a Thing…a Very Very Very Amazing Thing….
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Olivia Wilde is Pregnant
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This Year’s Worst Costumes….
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Taylor Swift in Short Shorts
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15 Sexy Superheroes
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Magdalena the Model in a Bikini
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America’s Most Infamous Strip Clubs,
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Kate Upton Celebrating Lou Reed’s Death…
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Best Halloween Cameltoe You’ll See Today
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Hilary Duff in Jeans
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OSU Marching Band is Pretty Serious
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Animals Riding Animals
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Katy Perry Riding Bikes in Sweaters Fetish
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A Playboy Lookin Girl Posing
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Solid Titty Infomercial
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Nicki Minaj Cameltoe
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Adrienne Bailon Sideboob
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The Strongest Girl in Russia
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Claudia Romani…is My Friend…and this is her Ass
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A Horse in a Thong Fanning her Ass…Yes…
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The Best News Bloopers of 2013
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Japanese Sportscaster on Nascar is Good.
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Aubrey Plaza is Boring
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Some Random Nude Model You’ll Like
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15 People WHo Don’t Understand How Escalators Work
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Sloppy Wet Camel Toe. Just How I Like Them…
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Pippa Middleton Circus Performer!
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Lazy Halloween Costumes
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Britney on this Morning Show Doing Michael Jackson is So Weird…
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Some Babes in Wheels and Heels Magazine
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Doutzen Kroes Feels Guilty for Being So Pretty….
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Creative Costumes You’ll Like
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Julianne Hough in Blackface Isn’t as Fun as Her in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian Big Tits…Celebrating Her Birthday
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Girls With Huge Tits
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Shaq Endorsing this Republican is Hilarious
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Here are some Career Changing Roles that Actors Turned Down
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits in a Tight Dress
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Kelly Brook Gives Us A Shot Of Her Ass. Nice Upskirt.
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Bianca Balti in Some Fashion Shoot
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Jennifer Hudson Trying to Look Hot
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Card Trick of the Day
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The Evolution of Beyonce…
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Scariest Halloween Costumes!
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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The Best Ref Ever…
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Some Big Tits Stretching….Hard
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Mom Ruins a Sex Party
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Hooker Sex
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Fucking a Champagne Bottle the Right Way
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LEARN HOW GIRLS LIKE TO FUCK
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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2013

28

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So much goes on every time I leave the house, from obese women buying 27 dollar bags of peanut M&Ms, to the war on Gluten, to insane girls talking to me in tongues but not using their tongues on me or my asshole…but I never remember any of it…I mean I know I got my dick sucked last night, I just don’t know when or where or by who….or is it by whom?….grammar.

Here are some morning links even though it’s lunch time…

Paris Hilton as Miley Cyrus
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Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Looks Better than Ever According to Kim Kardashian’s PR People
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Some Sexy Halloween Costumes
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Please Don’t Dress Like This for Halloween
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20 Lesbian Movies Everyone Should See
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The World’s Largest Moustache
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10 People Who Were Killed By Their Pets
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Scary Vintage Halloween Costumes
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Cow Steals a Cigarette
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Tara Reid’s Half Naked Body Turns Me On…
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Pranking His Mom Video…
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Ain’t No Woman Like the One Getting Naked on Cam for Free
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2013

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Turns out that inviting girls you’ve never met before to shower with you is a bad strategy to get them to actually shower with you…even if you suggest you keep your underwear on…apparently they find it creepy and are only into showering with you if you don’t actually tell them your intentions in advance…go into your weekend with those words of wisdom…you may have a better chance showering with girls you’ve never met….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls with Squishy Boobs
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Two of the Best T-Shirts I Have Ever Seen…
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This is the Craziest Picture of the Day
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Maria Menounos Big Booty in a Dress…
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Bad Grandpa Visits a Tantric Sex Class and It is Probably Funnier than the Movie – Amazing
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Maria Sharapova in a See Through
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Nicole Richie Lookin’ Old With Rockin’ Tits…
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Ana Braga Nipple
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Shannon Pulling Off her Censored Top
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Mariah Carey Hotness
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Drunken States of America
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Sheep Could Use a Throat Lozenge
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Eliza Sys Hot Tits for S Magazine
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Sweaty Boots….
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Hilary Duff Doing the Mom
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13 Celebs and Their Youngerselves
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These are the Hottest Pics of Gaga
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Katherine McPhee Ass in Tight Dress
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What The Fuck? Mercedes Javid’s Sloppy Tits. She Obviously Loves Being Humiliated…
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10 Facts About the Simpsons
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Ali Larter Pokies
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Fat Sydney Leathers is the New Bree Olsen
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The Best Way to Try on Clothes
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Demi Lovato is Shitty in Glamour
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Drive Thru Seduction
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Bitches in NUTS
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A Whole Bunch of Car Selfies
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Which Pig Would You Rather Fuck?
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Frida Gustavsson Scary
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Crazy Stir Fry
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Kids in Amazing Costumes
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Miley Cyrus’ Tongue Won’t Stop
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Adriana Abenia is Amazing in GQ
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Yoga Pants
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The First Porno Cartoon Ever Made
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Farrah Abraham Mom Tattoo
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Fitness Gear
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Tori Praver is Hot as Fuck
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Morgan Freeman Reading What Does a Fox Say
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Two of the Best T-Shirts I Have Ever Seen…
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17 Shitty Pumpkin Carvings
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7 Real Life Monsters
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Tennis Tits….
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Dolphin Man…..
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Live NAKED Babes…1000s of Live Naked Babes….
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Cute Girl Surprises You..
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Daisy Caught Having Sex in the Grass
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Fucking a Champagne Bottle…
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Weirdest Fetish Ever
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Three LEsbians on a Boat
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Housewife Strips for her Husband…
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LEARN HOW GIRLS LIKE TO FUCK
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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2013

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up. I blame last nights Spin Class, and I don’t mean the exercise program, but rather…my own variation of the exercise program…that involves me drinking and trying to spin girls into wanting to have sex with…only to sleep on the motherfuckin’ couch…because I didn’t have roofies to help with my convincing…

Here are some links…

Miranda Kerr is Single – And Has Banged Bieber
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Katy Perry Childhood Photos for the Creepers
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Tori Spelling Calls Katie Holmes a Plastic Robob
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Ring Goes Seinfeld
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Miley’s Tongue Won’t Stop…
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The Jersey Shore Girl Everyone Has Forgot
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10 People Who Were Killed By Their Pets
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Katy Perry vs Zooey Deschanel
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Girls in Sweaters
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DED Talks Silliness
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1000s of Live Naked Babes….
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2013

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about homeless women is when they ask to help carry your shit for you…and you invite them back to your place…to shit in a plastic bag…for them to carry it…because you just want to give back to them…not that I’ve ever done that…but I would…not that anyone is even reading this…why do I bother…

Now go click on some links…you bastard…

James Taylor Screws Up National Anthem
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Kelly Brook Turnt Up
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing their Bras
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Brandi Glanville Side Titty
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Taylor Swift Cameltoe
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Spider on Hand Prank
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Creepy Animals Stalking
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The Ultimate Scare Prank Compilation
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This is Some Serious Nerd Shit
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Random Playboy Babe Posing
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Big Tennis Tits
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Abbey Clancy Hot Booty
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Maryna LInchuk’s Hot Ass in a Bikini
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New Captain America Trailer
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What The Fuck Is Rihanna Doing In This Picture?
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Mini Wheat Head
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Natalie Portman is Still Kinda Cute
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Hottest Tori Spelling Tattoo Ever
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How Many Countries Are There
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I LOve Lohan Drunk Stories
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Eva Green Eating a Banana
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The Guy Caught Kissing Katherine McPhee’s Wife Isn’t Down
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Girls Doing Fitness
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Minka Kelly is Single
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Jessica Alba All Smiling and Shit
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Some Baby’s LED Costume is Freaky as Fuck
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Salama Hayek Upskirt Bare Ass Flash
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Pauly D’s One Night Stand is Hilarious
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Whale Slaps Cameraman
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1 in 10 People Don’t Have Herpes
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Best Beard Ever
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The Hottest Kim Kardashian Pics
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Stephanie Seymour See Through
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5 Babes With Insured Body Parts
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Ola Jordan 2014 Calendars
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Katie Price Still Turns Me On
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Farrah Abraham Got a New Boyfriend
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Hot Thin Naked Babe
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Triple Jumper Hotness
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Miley Frenching a Panda
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8 Hybrid Animals That Would Break the Internet
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Kimberly Garner Hot Legs….
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Tiffany Keller for Beach Bunny
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Miley Cyrus Sloppy Braless
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I Would DO Granny Lohan
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Live NAKED Babes…1000s of Live Naked Babes….
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Amateur Gone Wild
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Cam Girl Deep Throats a Dildo
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Vagina VS Banana
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I am Into Smother Videos
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Some Nude Corvette Shoot
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Naked Glamour Models with Balloons
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HOW TO FUCK
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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2013

24

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is something magical about meeting your soul mate, or at least a girl you think is your soul mate while wasted, only to tell her she’s your soul mate, and have her believe it because she’s wasted too, leading to love in a piss filled back alley…usually unprotected…that all goes to shit when she asks you for 50 bucks….

Here are some links…

Mena Suvari’s Got a GUNT
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A Bunch of Girls in Sweaters
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So Many Side Boobs…
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The Video of Kanye Proposing to Kim
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Andy and Amy’s Haunted House
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I Like This Girl Addicted to Breast Implants
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A Whole Bunch of Booty
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6 Scary Prank Reactions
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Natalie Portman See Through
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The Best Awkward Celebrity Interviews
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How Well Can You Guesstimate…
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GIRLS LIVE GIRLS BEING LIVE GIRLS….
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Child Stars All Grown Up
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BONUS – French Actress Adele Exarchopoulos in a Hot Lesbian Scene – GIFS – Scissoring
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2013

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I never try to convince strippers to be pornstars or escorts, especially when they are giving me lap dances, because that’s my time, and they’re working for me, my career counselling starts when they come back to my hotel with me for an extra couple hundred bucks to turn that lap dance upside down…and make it actual sex.

I always try to convince everyday girls to be pornstars or escorts, because I generally want to see them all naked.

That said, here are some links…

Stephanie Seymour Trying On Lingerie and It’s Good
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A Whole Lot of Amazing Booty
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Sean Penn Gets Off to Julia Roberts Eating
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Anna Kendricks’ Weirdo Face
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32 Pics of Side Boob
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38 Facts About Candy
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Kate Upton so Fatty
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Gorilla Scared By a Goose
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A Bunch of Random Shit You’ll Appreciate
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The Hottest Miley Cyrus Selfies
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Her Name is Maria Venus – She’s Alright
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Katy Perry is Getting Married and Her Tits are Awesome
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Alyssa Milano Lives
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Reese Witherspoon in a Tube Dress
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Courtney Stodden on the Beach
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Irina Shayk Amazing in Vogue
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Salma Hayek’s Got Some Cleavage Pokin’ Out of her Dress….
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Alicia Rodriguez is an Awesome Nude Model
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Bike Racer Hits Seagull
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Claudia Romani Close Up Ass Shots
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French Actress Adele Exarchopoulos for GQ
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Dakota Fanning Cleavage
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Great Moments in Moustache History
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Hey Hey Look Who Just Got Some New Blow Job Lips
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through
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The Best Pictures of a Young Carrie Fisher
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Jordan Carver and Girls with Big Tits
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Why Water is Cooler Than Beer
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Boardgames You’ve Been Playing All Wrong
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Vote for the Most Annoying Sidekick
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The Most Unhealthy Haloween Candy
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9 People You’ll See in the Stands at Every College Game
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Even Alec Baldwin Hated Rock of Ages
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Top 5 Ladies With Insured Body Parts
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Bird VS Train
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Face Meets Guard Rail
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Some Chick Named Vee Priestly Posing on the Beach in a Hot Video…
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More Christie Brinkley!
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Billie Joe Armstrong and Norah Jones Make Some Good Old Country Music
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Pauly D’s Baby Momma is a Ball of Fake Tanned Classiness
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This Bitch Is Only Good For One Thing. Maybe Two…
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Faceplant News Blooper
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Girls With Dirty Faces
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Facebook Bragging
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Some Real Dumb Shit Said on the Internet
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Live Nude Girls…Live Nude Girls….
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Random Offensive Pics
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Cam Girl Deep Throats
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Kinky Asian
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Emily Browning Full Frontal Part 2
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Extreme Face Sitting
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Some Girl and Her Huge Boobs
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2 Naked Girls on a Boat
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Some College Hazing Fun
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Girl Vs Vacuum Cleaner
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Her Name is Faith Nelson – and She’s Into Big Boob Play
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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I LIKE USING SEX TOYS….
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