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2013

04

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It amazes me that people can go on living now that Ebert has followed his jaw into the great abyss that is death.

I mean seriously, at 71, this kind of tragedy is unbearable. Society must go into lock down.

His death can’t be a diversion from the Arkansas oil spill and the North Korea crisis.

Don’t believe the hype. Movie Critics don’t matter.

RIP Motherfucker. I always appreciate how you ignored me on twitter. Now life just gave you two thumbs down.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Heidi Klum and her Nipple in a Bikini Saving the Nanny
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This in Amanda Bynes is Amazing News
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Grown Ups 2 Trailer – May Be The Worst Thing Ever
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Tokyo Subway Fail
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Claudia Jordan Sloppy Stomach in her Bikini
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Here is the Drunkest Guy at the Airport
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Joanna Krupa in a Tight Dress
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Beyonce VS Beyonce for Pepsi
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Kimmel Asks the People what YOLO off
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32 Awesome Golf Carts
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25 Casting Fails in TV They Didn’t Expect Us to Ignore
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A Huge Gallery of Leggings and Yoga Pants You’ll Like
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The Rolling Stones are North American Tour!!
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Stop Puppy Mills
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Kitty Vs Milk
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Amy Smart in Leggings
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Justin Bieber in Teen Vogue for the Pedophiles
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Jennifer Metcalfe Hot in a Bikini in Dubai
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Her Name is Jamie Chung and She’s a Babe at a Premiere.
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Here are the Hottest Women from Mad Men
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Isabeli Fontana Hot in a Bikini in Rio
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Valerie van der Graaf Busty Model Mash Up
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Her Name is Casey Connelly and She’s Pretty Fucking Awesome Naked
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Throwback Emily Ratakowski Nude for TREATS
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Kim Kardashian Does the Octomom
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Honest Trailer for Jurassic Park
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Summer is Coming and You Will Too….
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Slash Trolls Michael Jackson
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Would You Fuck Saggy Sally
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I’m Into These Nude Pics of Cisco Tschurtschenthaler
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Jill Martin Fat Tits in a Bikini
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Karlie Kloss is Tall and Skinny in i-D
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Tiffany Selby is a Half Naked, Bikini Clad, Babe in a String Bikini
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Kim Kardashian is taking this “Eating for Two” thing fucking seriously.
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In Case You Missed it Earlier – Here’s Towel Thursday
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Nut Shot Video of the Day
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Dita Von Teese in Lingerie
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Trance Song on Guitar
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Close Up of a Spread Pussy for the Gynecology Enthusiasts
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Lisa Ann May be Old as Fuck But I’ll Still Watch Her Fuck
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Japanese Girls Bang Each Other With Fake Dicks on teh Train
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Anal Creampie
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Cum in Her Face
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Amazing Tits in the Shower
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Weird Couple Sex
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McDonald’s Employee Sucking Tit in the Parking Lot
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College Couple Busted by Roommate
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get a Vibe to Fuck Your Bitch
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
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2013

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Smell the roses, or click this breath of fresh air . Spring.

I haven’t used a condom since the 19888 Olympics and I think even then I was using them to make water balloons. Which means all those crackheads I fucked over the last 3 decades let me in, skin on skin, and I was only one of many. Dirty.

The good news, AIDS is not a death sentence.

Here are some morning links….

Chubby Fat Tit Jill Martin Still in a Bikini
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Busta Rhymes Doesn’t Fuck Around When it Comes to Cheeseburgers
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Beyonce in Vogue Offends Me
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15 Actresses Who Were Replaced in Big Movies
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Slash Trolls Michael Jackson
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Little Kid Shits Herself on a Waterslide
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Babes in Towels are Pretty Alright.
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Accostic Cover of Lose Yourself by Eminem
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Headless Driver Drive Thru Prank…..
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The Science of Cats
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Triumph VS Real Housewives Atlanta
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Jimmy Fallon Replacing Leno Really Offends Me, But NBC is Run by Lorne Michaels, So it Makes Sense
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Kangaroos Boxing!
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True Facts of Truth
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Stop Balding!
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2013

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

People don’t like racist jokes. They don’t like gay jokes. They don’t like anorexic jokes. They don’t like fat chick jokes. They don’t like retard jokes or autism jokes. They don’t like suicide jokes…but maybe they like Autistic Black Gay Anorexic Fat Chicks with Downs Syndrome who want to kill themselves jokes….the world has gone soft…but I’ still go hard….drinkin….right now…fuck you.

Here are some links…

Her Name is Amy Markham and I’ve Seen Her Nipples in a Bikini on the Beach
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Tan Mom is Amazing
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Most Creative Marriage Proposal
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Mariah Carey Nipple or Shadow? You Decide.
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How to Put on a Swimming Cap the Funny Way
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Mariah Carey Mermaid
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Lots of Lady Humps for Wednesday
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Her Name is Kali Murphy, She’s Posing Half Naked, You’ll Want to Fuck Her
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Evil Dead Star Talking about Scary Movies
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Jill Martin Busty in Her Bikini
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Some Extreme Laziness
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Listen to Miley’s New Song with Snoop
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Amanda Bynes is Amazing and Blaming all Crazy on her “Evil Twin” – Clever
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Hallway Swimming is the New Awesome
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20 Things that Don’t Make Sense About The Walking Dead
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The Leading Ladies in Game of Thrones
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Sophie Turner in a Pool – I’m Into It
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Dogs in Pantyhose are Sexy as Fuck
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Exercise Ball Fail Complilation
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How Not To Unload a Concrete Pipe
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Shannon De Lima is Hot as Fuck at the Beach
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These are Some Huge Polish Fucking Tits
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Victoria Justice In Shorts
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Kim Kardashian and Octomom are Twins
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A Whole Lot of Big Titties
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The 20 Hottest Pics of India Reynolds
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Adult Babies is Still the Weirdest Fetish
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Beyonce Cleavage vs Amy Winehouse Cleavage – What Do You Choose?
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Slip and Slide Fail Compilation
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Hot Bitches in FHM Spain
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Her Name is Kim and SHe’s Applying Lotion To Her Boobs
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Fatty Tulisa Cleavage
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Lindsay Lohan Portrait Made Out of Garbage – Because She Is Garbage or at least her Pussy Smells That Way….
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Nothing Moisturizes Better Than Semen…
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Home Run Hits Woman in Face While Boyfriend Jumps Out of the Way
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Handspring Fail
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Drunk Girl VS TOilet
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If Barbara Walters Retire Who Will I Jerk Off To On TV
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This is a Cool Machine Unfortunately Not a Fucking Machine….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Old Granny Masturbating for a Werther’s Original
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Accidental Creampies are Always Funny
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Arab Chick Loses Virginity on Camera
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Really Asian Cam SHow
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She Shows Her Pussy – But Rocks Prosthetic Tits – I Don’t Get this Cam Girl
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Total Ecclipse of the Heart – Black Booty in a Wedding Dress Cam Show
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A Whole Lot of Weirdness in the Third World as She Licks Yogurt Off His Cack
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the better part of my night trying to convince a girl to fuck admit she would fuck a family member, if it was anal and there was no risk of anyone finding out, or more importantly an embarrassing flipper baby.

I am pretty sure by the end of the interrogation, she was into it, or maybe she just thought I was weird and was trying to get rid of me.

Either way, I win.

More of the Lohan Bikini Pics I Can’t Get Enough OF Even if Her Ass is Non-Existent and Possibly Melting
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Some Bitch from Glee Who I Assume is a Double Amputee Diabetic Native American Hermaphrodite To Keep in Line with their Storyline, is Preggers
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The Tour Bus You Will Want to See Explode This Summer
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90 Year Old Men Racing
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Kung Fu Road Rage
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Hot Rock Hard Abs
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25 Girls You Were Crushing on in 1988
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A Redhead You Will Want to FUck
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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2013

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day


Sometimes, I get stepGIRLS so excited they cry MarissaSchier in a stepSHIRT for our Instagram

I’m fun on the internet….been doing it a long time…

Too bad no one cares…and it always gets me banned….but I hear being banned will make her dance.

Here are some stepLINKS….the squirting on pillows one blows my fucking mind.

I Love Kellie Pickler’s Ass – I’d Like to Pick it with My Tongue
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Lohan’s April Fool’s Fail – We Know that Uterus is Too Dead to Get Pregnant
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Rosario Daweson Hot for Net-A-Porter
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A Whole Lot of Busty Bitches with a Future Lower Back Problem
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Victoria Justice Hot in Shorts
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The 10 Hottest Extras Working in Hollywood
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Lions and Tigers and Bull Dogs
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1930s Parkour
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5 Pics of a Dude with an Awesome Neck
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Deer in a Slapping Fight
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Honest Trailer – Jurassic Park
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Hayden Panettiere’s Got a Great Cameltoe
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Deep Down Blouse Tits and Cleavage Courtesy Of Jennifer Lawrence
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More Pics of Hayden Panettiere’s Pussy in that Purple Bikini
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Jessica Alba in a Decent Photoshoot
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Britney Spears is in Her Own Personal Heaven
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Heidi Klum is a Hero – She Used her Floaties to Save a Baby
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Rihanna May be Single
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Courtney Stodden Naked in Girls and Corpses….
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Culkin Lives!
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20 Bizarre Quirks of American Politics.
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12 Pics of Babes in Bikinis Washing Cars for Charity
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Trailer for Some New Judd Apatow Smut called This is the End – Written by Seth Rogan – Starring Everyone.
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This is the Best thing to Happen to a Wheel Chair Fetish
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Oakley’s Hover Golf Cart is Pretty Awesome
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31 Pics of Cobie Smulders
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Big Tits Working Out and Getting Naked
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Teresa Palmer in Her Underwear for Esquire
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Chrissy Teigan’s Hottest Instagram Pics
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A Whole Bunch of Kelly Brook Naked / Topless
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Grandmother Gone Nuts WHen SHe Finds Out She’s Gonna Be a Grandma
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Cool Lava Kayak
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THis Ethnic Bitch is Hot
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High School Basketball Star Andrew Wiggins and His Crazy Dunk
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I Like Boxing Kangaroos
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Lookin Down Jessica Lawrence’s Blouse
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Conan Joins a Southern Choir
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Bradly Cooper Has Timberlake Hair
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Keep Voting for Sunday Night Panty Flash
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Latina is Juicy!
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Disgusting White Trash Cam Chick – Who Must be Inbred – Or Handicapped – and Her Stained Pills She Squirts on – Best Line “That’s Not Pee That’s Squirt”……This is NEXT LEVEL Amazing…..
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THrowback 90s Porn
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Brazilian Couple Fuck in the Ocean in Front of everyone
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Lesbian Yoga Session!
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Exorcist Porn Parody is Some Weird Shit
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Webcam Cum Show
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Drunk Girl Vs Bottle of VOdka Sex
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Chubby Elle Fucks an Older Guy
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Throat Fucked Til She Pisses Herself
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Big Tits Eat Cum
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Fat As Fuck Pig in the Shower Pouring Dairy on her Disgusting Cow of a Self
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Amateur Stuffs Herself!
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is recycling day here and I find it more profitable to spend my mornings collecting cans than posting posts. It is also a great place to meet quality women, although like any scene, they go for the guy with the most cans, which is never quite me.

Here are some links…

Shannon De Lima in her Bikini is Alirght
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Things Get Awkward in Da Club
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Selena Gomez Always Looks Like She Just Got Her Wisdom Teeth Removed
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The Boxing Kangaroo
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Blind Folded Nut Shot
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Olivier Martinez Kicked a Papaparazzi
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Hot Girls Do Yoga
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Trendy Pop Sluts on the Cover of Hunger Magazine
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Vanessa Hudgens Decides TO Social Media
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Sign Up for The Netflix of Porn
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2013

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I need to work on my grocery store etiquette. Today I was in line behind some average looking bitch who looked liked she needed some mail attention and I said: “I love being behind you, we should do this more often”….and she just tole me to fuck off. I assume playing hard to get, cuz I’m convinced I heard her pussy dripping. The good news was lots of girls in leggings walking around with their tight asses to make the rejection coping manageable….

Kate Beckinsale on All Fours in a Bikini
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Hayden Panettiere Implants in a Bikini
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Rachel Bilson in Cosmo May 2013
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Marvel Comics Tribute Video
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Sexy Girls in Sports Bras
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Molly Sims is a MILF in a Bikini
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Her Name Clare and She’s Flashing her Panties
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Quick and Easy April Fools Pranks
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Audrina Patridge Wears Nice Dresses
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Girl Climbs into the ball rack at Wal Mart Fail
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Funny Beer Chugging
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Which Ass Would You Fuck First?
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15 Hot Self Shot Pics
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Nabilla Benattia Upskirt WIth Serious Cleavage
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Easter Themed Webcam Tits
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Funny Cat Head Through Hole
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This Harlem Shake Ends in Failure
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Calling Dolphin With a Comb
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Weirdest Dancer at the Party
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33 Hottest Pics of Bijou Phillips
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Selena Gomez Trying to Look Hot….
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Bella Thorne Legs
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Katy Perry in Leggings
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Hey Perverts Snooki Got Married
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Some Hot Girl Shakes It
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Bianca Balti Boring for H&M
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Sex Noises at the Barber
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Who’s More Fucked Up?
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Mariah Carey Easter Bunny Pose Weirdness
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Mind Blowing Magic Show
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The Gruesome NCAA Broken LEg
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Elsa Pataky Pokies
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Big Tits in Black Lingerie
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Topless Elle Macpherson Pics to Celebrate her 50th Birthday. SHe’s the First Model I Remember Jerking Off To
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A Whole Lot of Emily Ratkowski in Video – Don’t Watch the Pardoy
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Jenn Sterger is Some Social Media Babe You Will Want to Fuck
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Emily DiDonato is Awesome
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Watch Where You’re Going Bro – LOL
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Natalie Portman Pretty Shitty Perfume Campaign
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Girl Almost Dies Saving her Cell Phone
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Gary Busey Explains Easter
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Sexy Brazilian Dancing
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A Whole Lot of Odette Anabelle in her Bikini
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Mark Wahlberg and Denzel Washington Star in 2 Guns
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Kung Fu Grandpa in the Parking Lot
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This Kid Has Soul
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Housewife Aims Cumshot at Husband’s Face
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Classy Girl Masturbating in Gallons of Cum
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The Worst Amateur Sex Tape Ever
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Girl Fucked in the Dog Pee Stance
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A Tribute to Taylor Rain
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Dudes Who Do Porn are Hilarious
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Young Blowjob with Cumshot
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Girls Who Masturbate Together – Stay Together
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19 Year Old Blowjob Master!
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Cara is Today’s Exploited College Girl
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

01

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It was a long weekend, but everyday is the fucking weekend for me, so nothing different happened. Up late night, sleep all day, rejected from hot pussy, end up fucking with nasty pussy, cuz no bitch wanted to do an easter egg hunt out of my ass, but I figured if it involved chocolate, the fat bitches would flock to the shit like a herd of starving cattle…..

Here are some morning links…that aren’t a clever April Fools Joke…cuz I don’t like joke.

Her Name is Suelyn Medeiros and She’s Amazing in her Bunny Costume
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Thief Runs Into a Door Full Speed – Amazing
FOLLOW THIS LINK

The Creepiest Fucking Easter Bunnies Ever
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Hot Girl Shakes It
FOLLOW THIS LINK

A Dude from Glee is in Rehab – If I Was a Dude From Glee – I’d Be on Suicide Watch
FOLLOW THIS LINK

25 Memes of March
FOLLOW THIS LINK

A Corgi Sees Itself for the First Time
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Bridge Wedgie!!
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Sun Baby from Teletubbies is Worth a Fuck Now
FOLLOW THIS LINK

When Puppies Attack
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Some TItties at the GI Joe PRemiere
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Cybil Throwback Nipples!
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Happy Easter Pic Dump
FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck You Easter – Via FOLLOW THIS LINK

Let’s hope this year’s Easter Miracle doesn’t come in the form of a fat chick dressed like an Easter Bunny, lookin’ more like a pig, all face full of chocolate…but instead in the form of a hot college coed who is drunk and doesn’t know any better looking to do an easter egg hunt in my asshole with her tongue. Apparently, dreams come true, even if none of mine never have….there’s always hope.

Happy easter fuckers.

Lindsay Lohan Drunk Under the Table at a Club in Brazil is Insane
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I Love Amanda Bynes Titties
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Isla Fisher in C Magazine
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Most Charming Guy with Tourettes
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Katarina Van Derham is a Fucking Hot Model
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Raven Bay Has Big Fucking Tits
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Friday Photobombs
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This Week in WTF
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A Homeless Dude and His CAterpillar Mustache
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Her Name is Michelle, She’s in a Bikini, You’ll Want to Fuck Her
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The 20 Hottest Easter Bunnies
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Emma Caulfield Nude in Don’t Panic It’s Organic…
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Kirsten Dunst Thought Kissing Brad Pit was Disgusting
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Adele has a 23,000 Dollar Game Room – When She Really Needs 23,000 dollars of Liposuction or a Gym
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Some Gremlin Chick Gets Tits on Taxpayer’s Dime
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Brandi Glanville’s Burnt Hand is Scary as Fuck
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Playboy’s Miss April is Worth Noticing
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Some Hot Busty Babe Stripping in Front of a Window
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The Hottest Women of Game of Thrones
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Stacy Kiebler’s Ass in Jeans and Other Pics
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Which Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Emma Glover Topless for ZIP Magazine
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Anja Rubik is Hot in T Magazine
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Kung Fu Grandpa
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Jimmy Hendrix on a Traditional Korean Instrument….
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A Lot of Tits for Front
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Kate Upton Tits for Good Friday
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Blake Lively in Canada for Target
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Beer Pong Arcade
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Easter Meme Mash-Up
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Big Boobed Biker Girl Gets Nude
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Some Topless Glamour Models
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Easter Bunny or Vaccination
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This Picture is Amazing
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B.J. Novak Joins Amazing Spiderman 2 Cast
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How Ice Cream is Made in Thailand
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Don’t Piss on the Electric Fence
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Leaking Ass Dildo Play – Horrible
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Perfect Cooter on Webcam!
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Hot Oiled Up AMateur Sex
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Japanese Bride Masturbates
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Fuck a Punk
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Stripper Gets Fucked
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3 Ghetto Couples Fuck in the same Bet for 1 Dollar
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Creampie Swapping is Fuckin Hot
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Cara is an Exploited College Girl
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL EFREEEX3

I went to a college party – at a college bar – with college kids – and it was hysterical.

I forgot how amazing drunk 18 year old girls in short skirts were. Especially now that they’ve grown up watching the internet.

Everyone was twerking, so many asses, mainly on tight bodied white girls with titties built on hormones in the dairy.

I do believe in the future….. Shit’s gone nuts.

Here are some links….

Ireland Baldwin in Yoga Pants
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Uncle Vernon – Dead
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Parking Fails Compilation
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Don’t Tell These Girls How Clothes Are Supposed to WOrk
CLICK HERE

Sexy Brazilians Dancing
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Cool Camera Tricks
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Bumbling Burglar
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Miranda Kerr Hot in Vogue Australia
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Muse Lip Syncing on Italian TV
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Dance Like Nobody is Watching
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Taylor Swift Does TV
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Dita Von Teese in Lingerie
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