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2013

25

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

9 Years Ago…on November 23, 2004…I started this site…not many people were doing it at the time, not many people I’ve come across along the way are still doing it, most have died off or moved on, or sold off to the corporations who bought everyone up after they realized we were innovators and we beat th to the game…

Yet I’m still here…day after day…doing the same fucking thing…like groundhog day…in the same shitty basement apartment with the same shitty wife…

THIS WAS MY FIRST POST …always asking for Noodz…

I just hope I’m not here another 9 years…because this first 9 years, now that they are up, are pretty depressing…but on the flip side…at least I don’t have a job and everyday is the weekend…always..see there’s a bright side to everything…

Who cares about the past, it’s a waste of time, save that never forgetting shit for 9/11, the Holocaust and girls molested…I’m all about progress…

Here are some morning links…

The New Christina Aguilera in a Tight White Dress – Less Fat – Because Cyberbullying Works
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News Anchor Hates Snow Covered Patio Furniture….
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Is This Rumer Willis the Monster With the Weird Face Half Naked and Looking Hot?
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Girls in Lingerie
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Taylor Swift’s 80s Hair Gets Me Hard
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I Am Still Watching These Japanese GIFs
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This Photocopier has a Dirty Mind
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Backflip Fail
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Harry Potter Wants To Die on a Film Set…And We Want That Too…
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Here’s an Emergency Crash Landing…
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Sprinter Tries Rugby and He’s Fast…
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Russian Road Explodes!
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Hot Naked Girl Covered in Mud
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Here are the Most Powerful Celebs
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Weirdest Version of Little Drummer Boy…Ever…Who Are These Freaks…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE GETTING NAKED AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO ASK
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2013

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend…get your twerk on…or at least get some girls to get their twerk on for you…i just hope it’s way sexier than this….

Even though the most enjoyment I get in my day is watching the asian cashier struggle while counting money because she’s either bad at being asian..or she’s just not used to our money…I mean that and trying to convince girls to come over for a hot tub party only for them to realize my home is a janitors office and the hot tub is a mop bucket…doesn’t really get them excited by the dead bolt lock helps…

Some much good happens on my JOIN ME ….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Taylor Swift’s Dress is Kinda See Through
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Jennifer Lawrence Wants you to be Nicer
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The Best GIFS out of Japan
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Alien Cat Communicating Weird
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Girls Who ARen’t in Bras
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Today in Brooke Hogan News…He Dumped his Fiance
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Jennifer Lawrence Fucks
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Her Name is Barbie – She’s as Classy As You’d Expect
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Bar Paly is Hotness
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Highest Paid Actresses of 2013
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Anastasia Ashley in this HANDY Shirt is the DOPE SHIT
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Hilary Duff’s Fat Ass in Tight Jeans
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10 Google Earth COCKS
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Deer who Plays Dead
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Elephant Freaks Out After Seeing Ocean the First Time
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Drunk Guy Vs Patio Furniture…
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Cute Animals Being Assholes
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Andrea Calle in a Bikini
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Angelina Jolie Has Big Nippes for a Girl With No Tits
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Zach Braff Photobombs a Wedding
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Eidita Topless Video
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Angry Dude Stabs his Ex GF
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Top Model Selfies on Instagram
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Hugh Jackman Had Skin Cancer – and By Skin Cancer I Mean He’s Gay
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More Hot Social Media Pics…
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Get Down Party Girls…
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Laura Cremaschi – Red Bikini
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Blackhead Removal Video of the DAy
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Jennifer Lawrence Faked a Meltdown
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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5 Carnival Games for ADults
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How To Date Rita Ora
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Chloe Sims Bikini
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Yoda Was Supposed to be a Trained Monkey
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Girl Sings With Her Mouth Closed – FREAK
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Baby Sharks Birthed on the BEach
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This Company Launched the First “Adolescent” Lingerie Company
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Sabine JemeljanovanBikini & Ass for Front…
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Textastrophe is Pretty Genius
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Latin Grammy SEE THROUGH
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Walking a Pet Dino in Central Park
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Josh Brolin…Checked Himself into Rehab
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A 2012 Rosie Huntington Photoshoot to Masturbate To
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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Solo Babe Tastes Herself
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I Jerked Off to this Video
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Michelle Marsh in an Awesome Nude Video
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Strippers On Your Computer….
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Amateurs Showing Off their Bods
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Girl VS 10 Inch Rubber Dick
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Some Chick Doing Condoms Shots
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Become a Squirt Master!
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SEX NEEDS THESE ….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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2013

22

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So it turns out the site has at least one fan…who also has a vagina…and I totally made her send me the dirtiest pictures imaginable last night…which unfortunately didn’t excite me because she’s what you’d expect my one fan to look like…but more importantly because the internet, pornography, doing this site has desensitized me to bottom of the barrel looking girls…even hot girls are flawed to me…it’s this shit made me asexual…fuck you internet for ruining all the inadequate sex for me…with your porn.

Here are the morning links…

Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits With a New Daddy or Granddaddy
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Melissa Joan Hart Forehead of the Day
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Karlie Kloss VS Lily Aldridge
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Photographer VS Charging Bull
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Lamar Odom got High on Crack and Rapped….
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Highest Paid Actresses of 2013
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I want to Fuck This Tyra Banks Pic
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The Public Transportation Dating Game….
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I like to watch girls do naughty things…..all day long….
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Snake VS Windshield
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Bill Murray Performing Tongue Twisters
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Courtney Stodden Has the Best Tits in the Game
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Kittens Fighting the Air
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These Girls are Slippery When Wet
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Paying for People’s Groceries Prank
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2013

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

For some reason I always hate every person who has ever been in front of me in line at Starbucks…they are equally the fucking worst..even when they are hot mom’s and daughters in Yoga pants…but in their defines…I generally hate everyone…and everything…and the bigger issue is why the fuck was I at Starbucks…let’s just say I had a gift card…

I need to drink, follow the hot girls home, and convince them to let me watch them get ready for bed…from the comfort of their fire escape…or something equally romantic that involves naked girls…and while I work on that… FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK ….

Here are some stepLINKS

Jose Canseco and His Goats
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Mila Kunis Butt Shots
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads…
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The Jenner Sisters Can’t Dance….
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Nicole Andrews in a Hot Dress
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Karate Kick Fail
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Natalie Portman’s Weird Hard Nipple
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Pick-Up Lines of Historical Figures
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Jordan Carver Huge Tits to Jerk Off To
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VIDEO – Mother Throws Baby In Bus Fight.
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Horrifying Hygiene Facts…
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Winona Lives…
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Pixie Geldoff Panties
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Jennifer Lawrence Talking About Shitting Herself
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JoJo in a Tight Dress….
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Alana Blanchard Surfer Butt Shot
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Sad Etsy Boyfriends Makes me Laugh…These Bitches
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LeAnn Rimes is scary…
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Maria Menounos Lookin Hot in a Red Dress
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Paris Hilton 20 Years From Now…
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Winter Ave Zoli Nude for Playboy
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Snake on a Wind Shield.
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Kate Middleton Legs of the Day
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Histagrams makes me Laugh
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Evan Rachel Wood Sex Scene
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Lohan is the Best…Hot Tits
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Sofia Vergara Must Love Anal Sex
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There is an Erotic Batman Hotel Out THere
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Scarlett Johansson Elle Spain…
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Caroline Flack’s See Through Panties
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Wayne Gretzky trick Shots
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Britney Spears Whoring Out on Set of the Day
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Goat Eats a Classy Meal
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Some Kardashians Making it Rain
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Looks Beat the Fuck Up
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS…SO MANY GIRLS…
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Strippers On Your Computer….
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Bee Dick
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Romantic Webcam Masturbation…
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Pussy Blows Like a Firehose
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Brandy Talore Big Fucking Tits…
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Weird as Fuck Porn….
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Become a Squirt Master!
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THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE….YOUR SEX LIFE….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about drinking is…drinking…that and how slutty girls get…because booze makes the heart grow founder….The only sadness is that Wednesday night drunk bitches come with way too many cocaine farts…and cocaine farts fucking stink…

Here are some morning stepLINKS while I wake the fuck up…

Girls with Arched Backs
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I Love Courtney Stodden and her Tits….
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What Dead Rock Stars Would Look Like Today…
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10 Ways Art History Took Over the Internet
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3 Forgotten Graveyards…that Came Back
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Explosive Porta Potty Prank
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Ultimate Guard Fails
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Celebrity Twitter Feuds…
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13 Things from Harry Potter Used for Sex
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If Seth Cohen Proposed To Blair Waldorf….
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Jaclyn Swedberg Looking Hot in Underwear…
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Celtics Fans Dance
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Kendall Jenner is Banging a Harry Styles….
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Secret Girl Language
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GIRLS…Just…Wanna…Have…Fun…And…I…Just…Wanna…Watch
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2013

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…why is there no homeless people porn. They have thrown in the towel, given up, they don;’t give a fuck and they will work for canned goods…other than the smell…and how disgusting it would be to watch…coupled with the fact no one would ever buy it…I just don’t get why it isn’t a bigger thing.

That said…Law and Order Has Gone to Very Amazing Places….

Here are some stepLINKS>…

Sean Penn Doesn’t Like his Fans
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Britney Kisses – That Slut
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Hot Booty..Hot Booty
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Ali Landry Hot Milf-Ing It
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7 People on skateboards Falling Forever
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Hot White Girl Twerk…
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This Cheating Prank Fail is Pretty Funny…
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Hilary Duff is a Tank
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Rabbit Trap VS Face
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Melissa Joan Hart Old Thickness in a Tight Dress Lookin’ Like Caroline Rhea…
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The Ways Jennifer Lawrence is Better than You…
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Erika Knight is in Lingerie…
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Real Life Prank
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Ram Screams like a Human….
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Leighton Meester is Engaged to Adam Brody
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Taylor Swift’s Found New Cock – She Loves the Cock…
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2 Girls Teaching Sex….(NSFW)
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Shitty Advice from McDonalds to Help their Broke Employees
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Dude High on Molly Ripped His GF’s Stomach Out of Her Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Blowing a Kiss Selfie
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Miley is Friends with Lily Allen….
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Kim Kardashian Spends $80,000 on Post Baby Plastic Surgery – Shocking…
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Miranda Kerr in a Tight Dress….
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Lizzy Cundy Upskirt..
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Abbey Clancy’s Awesome Side Boob
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An Amish Tow Truck
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Lindsay Lohan is Scared of Midgets
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Some Hot as Fuck Instagram Fame Whore
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Some Amanda Cerny Bitch in a Bikini
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Amy Markham – Red Bikini – Nice…
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Florida Woman Renews Vows to Bruce the Ferris Wheel…
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Lithuanian Cheerleaders…are Amazing
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Dude Gets Sucked into a Machine Thanks to Wearing Long Sleeves
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Alysha Nett – Front Magazine…
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Eye Level F1 Drive
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Elizabeth Banks Big Cleavage Tight Dress
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Katy Perry Has a Music Video…and it Sucks…
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Miley Has No Eyebrows
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Ireland Baldwin in a Tight Dress
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Squishy Boobs are Awesome
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50 Weirdest Things in All the States
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Strippers On Your Computer….
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A Couple of Girls on a Shitty Cam Show Together
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Worst Group Sex Video Ever
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Romantich Webcam Masturbation
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Pussy Blows Like a Firehose
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Brandy Talore Big Fucking Tits…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS…SO MANY GIRLS…
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Weird as Fuck Porn….
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Become a Squirt Master!
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THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE….YOUR SEX LIFE….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am hungover…and I don’t remember anything from last night…except maybe trying to convince an Asian girl that I was asian and that we should make asian babies together who we can train to be computer programmers or factory workers…

I have nothing to say to you…I’ve said too much…

No, I am not quoting a bad love song..

Yes..it will all be ok…

While we question this confusing post…Here are some morning links…

Channing Tatum Does the Van Damme Splits with Knee Pads..
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PR People at People said Adam Levine is a Beautiful People Because It Will Get Announced notthe VOICE and they have a Big Reach Which May Sell Mags…
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Tyson Gives Holyfield His Ear Back
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Girls Tugging at Their Clothes
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Celebrities Who Weren’t Cool in High School…
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Kelly Clarkson – Wedding Video
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Fashion Statements of Miley Cyrus
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Some Swedish Fitness Chick
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DUI Suspect of the Day
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Some Unsportsmanlike Acts in the NBA
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60 Minutes of Stamina….(NSFW)
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Hamster VS Corn
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Girls who Get Naked For Free Are Fun
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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2013

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I only like girls who masturbate four or more times a day…that’s all I have to say about that….

Who am I kidding…I only like girls…who were born girls…that’s really my only criteria…troll or not motherfucker…if you got a uterus…I’m down.

Here are some stepLINS

Brandi Glanville Talking About Joanna Krupa’s Pussy
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BABE BLOGGERS VS THE ILLUMINATI IN THE DENVER AIRPORT
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Ashley Simpson Done Got Married to Diana Ross’ Son
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Sofia Vergara in GQ INdia
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Jenna Jameson Does the Miley
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Beetlejuice 2? Really?
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Weirdest / Creepiest Phone Booth Ever…
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5 Most Iconic Deaths in History
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If This Doesn’t Make Your Cock Hard, Nothing Will
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8 Most Annoying Customers…
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Some Werido Non Shavers…
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Rob Ford Sound Board
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Drunk Woman Steals Dildo
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Jennifer Lawrence See Through Dress
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Kelly Clarkson is Prengnat..
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Joanna Krupa’s Hard Nipples are Amazing
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10 Tons of Weed Seized….
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Girls Are Assholes at Bar.
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Tornado Warning Shuts Down TV Station…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Big Cleavage in a Dress
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Look At Me Supercut
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Kim and Kanye Eat McDonalds
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Helen Flanagan See Though in Bath Amazing
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I Wanna Fuck THis
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Minka Kelly’s Side Profile
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I Don’t Know Who This Greek Chick is But Her Selfies are Dope
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Movie Quotes Everyone Gets Wrong
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Dog Tries to Save a Puppy from a Life With a Collqr…
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Petra Benova in a Bikini on the Beach….
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The Most Irreverent Music Videos by Comedian Rachel Bloom
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The Dude in the Speedo Kicked Out of a Football Game…Gone Viral…
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Girls in Selfies
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Bieber’s Hooker’s Bikini Pics
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Acapella of Skrillex
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LeAnn Rimes Billie Jean is Amazing
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Chick Plays With Herself on a Table
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The Howe Twins have Big Tits
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Hot Nude Yoga Class
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Sliding her Panties Hotness
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I LIKE Strippers…Even On My Computer….
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This Non-Nude Bitch Is Fucking Awesome
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Peeing and Fisting Nightmare
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Shower Bate
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Freakish Drippy Asian Pussy
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Worst Twerk Video Ever
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE….YOUR SEX LIFE….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You haven’t lived until you have masturbated on a table because a girl from the internet told you to…and you had nothing else going on…only to realize it was a better idea in theory than in practice as you clean it up before your wife gets home…

You also haven’t lived if you haven’t clicked these links…

Kim Kardashian – See Through Shirt
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I Hate Playboy But Love Alyssa Arce
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Girls Tugging At They Clothes
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Hada Pinkett May Have Just Announced her Divorce
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Elk VS Photographer
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Homeless Family Makeover
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Baby Dolphin Gets Saved
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If Your Parents Wrote Upworthy Articles
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These Babes Are Just Trying to Make a Living Yo…
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Today in Tramp Stamps…
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Celebrities Who Damaged Their Careers with One Bad Choice!
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How Not to Do Everything
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Picasso VS Bob Ross Rap Battles
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Some Incest in Hollywood
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Weird Unsolved Mysteries…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


GET THIS AWESOME SHIRT BECAUSE I LOVE THE GIRL WEARING IT….

Sometimes when your friend rubs his finger in your face after fingering a homeless girl on…and it smells like a dirty asshole…you have to ask yourself…whether he was fingering a chick….or a dirty asshole…but more importantly…you better wash your face…

Here are stepLINKS….

Ireland Baldwin’s Got Some Dark Eyebrows…
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Jessica Hart Hates Taylor Swift…
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Hollywood is Out of Ideas
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Girls in a Mesh Dress….
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How To Draw Great Butts in 5 Lines
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Martha Stewart’s Food Looks Disgusting
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Cyclist Fucking with a Bus
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Joanna Krupa’s Hilarious Hard Nipples
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A Couple of Babes Posing Together
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Rita Ora Almost Died
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College Kid VS Table
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Lion Cub Gives Best Roar
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Gisele Without Make-Up…
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Some Hot Bitch Posing…
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Erin Andrews Showing her Fitness…
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Mongolian Nazis…
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Lohan on Eastbound and Down
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Apparently Someone Poisoned Britney Murphey…
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I thought LEsbians Didn’t Like the Tip
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Cutters on Instagram Freak Me Out
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Lea Michele Thigh Highs
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Joanna Krupa Braless Titties And Nipples In Miami
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Aubrey O’Day Showing Ass
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Miley Cyrus Nude and in Body Paint in Some Video
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Some Porn Chick…in Some Childish Gambino’s Video
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Russian Actress Named Svetlana Khodchenkova Nude…
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Some Whore Topless on the Beach
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant
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The Social Media Prank
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George Zimmerman Can’t Catch a Break
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Anne Hathaway is the Fucking Worst
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Looking Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt
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Walking on Some Weird as Fuck Rocks
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Courtney Stodden’s Nipple
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Reddit Groupie Stories are Amazing..
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini
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I’d Stick My Cock In This Dumper
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Stella Hudgens Weirdo Costume
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Katie Holmes Rockin’ Her Short Hair…
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Steel Drum Band VS Led Zepplin
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Kendall Jenner Got her Lips Did
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Katy Perry Shows Off Her Tits
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Jennife Lawrence in a Magazine
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Blake Lively in H&M…Lookin’ Alright…
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Jennifer Lawrence Side Titty…
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Candice Swanepoel’s LOokin’ Good
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How To Squeeze Workouts into
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Throwback Tyra in Panties
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Jennifer Lawrence in Elle
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I Will Do Anything for Lindsay Lohan
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Violin Cover of the Day
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Most Obnoxious Shirt Ever….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Busty Flower Girl….
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This Girls is Disgusting…
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A Girl and Her Cucumber
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I LIKE Strippers…Even On My Computer….
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Some Amateur Chick…in a Silly Shirt…Being Fun
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Some Other Amateur Girl…showing her O-Face
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE….YOUR SEX LIFE….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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