I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2013

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is a great tragedy when finding out 98 degrees was giving a free live show for a morning show at 8 am…at 10 am.

I mean shit, I’d be there throwing my panties at the stage in efforts to end up on TV and finally go viral 10 years later than I probably shoulda gone viral.

Even if missing a 98 Degrees free concert is probably the least of my worries, and waking up with a cold that is probably AIDS, is..

Here are some links…


The Naked Kim Kardashian Pregnant Statue to Make You Throw Up
GO

Nicole Kidman Poses With Two Cocks She’s Had Inside Her
GO

Some Animals Humping
GO

Girls Teasing…
GO

World Record Water Spray
GO

50 Classic Pics of Supermodels
GO

Bruce Willis has a Serious House
GO

This Sha Rizel Has Ridiculously Huge Tits
GO

Twin Peaks Bikini Contest!
GO

Surprise Marriage Proposal
GO

Mr Rogers Remix
GO

The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
GO

The Science of Hangovers…
GO

Watch Live Sports!!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The January Jones titty fans don’t like me writing ABOUT HOW UNEVENTFUL JANUARY JONES TITS ARE , tits that are celebrated, that have helped make her famous, and that make her a working single mother rather than just another statistic….

You didn’t know that everyone’s breasts are asymmetrical? Why single her out for that? I’m sure you can thing of some other snide negative comment about her. It’s kind of unfair to pick on a normal asset (or debit in her case in your eyes).

I prefer figuring out how to hang with the 21 year old single mother drinking a bottle of wine out of the bottle, on the sidewalk next to her shitty house, sitting on the backseat of a 90s van I guess they figured made for solid patio set, in the sidewalk next to her shitty house, while her mom chased her kids in and out of traffic. That was more my jam….

Now it is time for me to go out drinking and your time to click some links.

Joe Francis Has a Sex Tape
GO

Lil Kim’s Tits Save her Scary Fucking Face
GO

Katy Perry’s Horrible Booty Shot
GO

Kayley Cuoco Does FHM
GO

Ridiculous Street Performer..
GO

Today in Underboob….
GO

25 Friends GIFS that Will Blow Your Mind….Really?
GO

Today’s Sexy Bikini Model Video
GO

Drunk Guy Climbs Bridge and Falls Asleep Halfway Up
GO

Hey Chelsea – You’re a Total Slut
GO

15 BEACH BABES!!
GO

Jessica Alba is the New Martha Stewart! Every Generation Needs One.
GO

Hayden Panettiere Bra
GO

Sofia Vergara’s Wax Figure Doesn’t Turn Me On
GO

Miranda Kerr on Tour in a Hot Dress
GO

A Chick Gets Divorced – Goes on a Weightloss Kick – Here are the Pics – She’s StilL Fat.
GO

10 Year Okd who Acts 40 Blows Some Minds on America’s Got Talent
GO

CUPS is the Hooters of Frozen Yogurt
GO

Today in Booty
GO

The Saturday’s Showing Off Tits
GO

This is Gory As Fuck – Russian Hacks Himself and Jumps Out of a Building LIke He Was Paris Jackson – But More Effective and Less of a Cry for Attention
GO

Jimmy Won’t Be Back on Shameless
GO

Girl Pissing Herself in Leggings is a Weird Fetish
GO

Naked Glitter Party!
GO

An Ode to Hot Asians
GO

Nicole Richie Cleavage Confuses Me
GO

Some Seriously Thick Labia
GO

This Muslim Cam Girl Makes me Laugh
GO

Miley Cyrus Pokies
GO

The 20 Hottest Photos of Heather Marks
GO

31 Very Strange Medical Conditions
GO

Roxanne Pallett in a Purple Bikini
GO

The Scariest Watermelon Bikini Eating Video You Will Ever See
GO

I appreciate this Nude Model Caitie Minx
GO

The Worst in Celebrity Tramp Stamps
GO

Hot Skinny Girl Getting Naked on the Beach
GO

Man of Steele Featurette
GO

A Couple Nobodies Stretching in their Bikinis of the Day
GO

Dude Rolls his Rally Car
GO

Isla Fisher Does Cosmo
GO

The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

Redheaded GF Compilation
GO

This Girl Hates Ass To Mouth…
GO

Amateur Couple Caught Fucking in Public Stairwell….
GO

A Dude and His Ass Play
GO

Wife’s ASSHOLE Pops
GO

Girl Jerks off a Dude Twice
GO

This is the Funniest Pic of an Arab Man Licking Pussy
GO

The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
GO

My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
GO

================

Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
GO

I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
GO

Watch Live Sports!!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of leaving the house and going out to dinner is trying to recruit the waitresses to star in my next porn, not that I have produced porn, but feel like I could, if the waitresses went along with it. The reason I target them, is because they have to serve me, you know cuz they are working for the tip.

Here are some morning links….

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Engaged Now – Cuz that’s What Happens When You Get Pregnant
GO

So Miguel Gave a Girl Brain Damage
GO

A whole lot of tan lines….
GO

Saudi Man Texting on the Hood of a Moving Car
GO

The First X-Rated App for Google Glass – Removed Hours After Release – Bummer
GO

You’re So Emo
GO

Matt Damon’s 20 Million Dollar Miami Mansion…
GO

Singing Cockatiel – Hilarious.
GO

Brazil Bikini Girls Get a Butt Workout
GO /

These girls are my favorite, they represent all that is good in the world.
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am convinced that the big evil American corporations jack the food in the States with some kind of hormones, or mind altering chemical, because I’m in withdrawal…all I keep thinking about is FAMILY RESTAURANT CHAIN FOOD…It’s affordable and convenient with healthy sized portions that any bitch can get fat on in a 4 day period.

I am also convinced that I am in love with leathery skinned Floridian drinking their margaritas like they aren’t 100 years old…totally down to fuck in a bikini top…because they are all I can think about.

Is this why old people all migrate there? I just don’t understand how one day Florida means the Hogans and trailer parks, and the next day, it means heaven…

Is my life really that bad? Don’t answer that, Here are some stepLINKS…

Heather Graham Lookin Hot in a Bikini
GO

This MILF has Hilarious Tits
GO

Hot Girls in Sports Bras
GO

Charisma Carpenter’s Booty in a Tight White Dress
GO

Cindy Crawford Showing Off Her Awesome Legs
GO

86 Year Old Gymnast
GO

January Jones Shitty Topless Pic – Seriously – These Tits are Assymmetrical – Like a Picasso
GO

I Don’t Think This Nude Model’s Real Name is Actually Pashence…
GO

Tramp Stamp Tuesday! Sluts!
GO

Crazy Trampoline Trick Shot
GO

This Girl Has Awesome Natural Tits
GO

With An Ass Like This, She’ll Be Working In No Time. Too Bad About Her Face.
GO

Victoria’s Silvstedt’s Bikini on a Yacht Like a Good Hooker
GO

Jessica Biel in Jeans
GO

Google Street View Captures Couple Having Sex
GO

Will Smith Molesting his Son Like a Jenner
GO

I Like This Greek Slut Better Knowing She Does Anal
GO

Miley Cyrus’ Ass Looking Pretty Fuckable In Tight White Spandex
GO

Miss USA 2011 – Nude in Flaunt Magazine
GO

This Chick Modeling For Formula 1 is Hilarious
GO

Naomi Campbell’s Muse Stole her Billionaire Russian Man – Funny
GO

Pervert Tries to Steal a Sex Store Mannequin – Funny
GO

Insane Bike Tricks
GO

Chloe Sims and Ferne McCann Clothed in NUTS
GO

The 20 Hottest Photos of Erica Mena
GO

Jasmine Hemsley in her Bikini
GO

More Pics of Angelina’s New Tits
GO

Nicole Richie Cleavage
GO

The “Will Smith Is Gay” Picture of the Day
GO

Someone Has Finally Knocked Up Jennifer Love
GO

Hey Miley Cyrus – Nice Nipples
GO

Shitty Changing Room Spy Cam Video of the Day
GO

Bianca Beauchamp’s Big Tits do New Zealand
GO

67 Amazing Thing on the McDonald’s Menu Around the World
GO

Tap Dancing Seagull
GO

Heather Graham Bikini Continues of the Day
GO

Some Chick Named Sara James Flashing Her Awesome Pussy
GO

Hot Girls Showing Off Their Thigh Gap
GO

Which Bitch Would You Ass Fuck?
GO

More Jennifer Lawrence in a Thong Candids
GO

The Best Panty Dropping Music Video You Will See All Year
GO

The Best Cat Videos of May
GO

Tis the Season for Tan Lines!!! MY GOD.
GO

Funny Local News Chicks Who Hate Each Other
GO

The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

Milf Has Threesome With Her Daughter
GO

In Japan they Use Heads as Dildos – This is Traumatic
GO

Amateur Babe Sucking Dick to Country Music
GO

More Free Girls on Webcams….for You To Fall in Love With
GO

Girl Refuses to Swallow _ Dude Busts All Over His Car – Bitch
GO

Dude Screws His Cock to a Table
GO

Weird Tag Team on the Beach
GO

Some Anal Destruction
GO

Puma Swede Has a Meaty Fucking Pussy
GO

Dude Has Fingers then Fucks an Ant Hill in the Weirdest Fetish Ever
GO

Solid Dick Suck in the Park – She Swallow
GO

Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
GO

Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
GO

My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
GO

================

Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
GO

I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
GO

Watch Live Sports!!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Turns out my wife is a whole lot less fun than porn chicks She’s also smells worse, is substantially uglier, but equally broken making me question this whole thing.

All it takes is porn conventions to make me fall in love with the idea of escaping this prison.

Just as soon as I get off the couch.

Sofia Vergara for Machete Kills
GO

Catherine Zeta Jones Doesn’t Have HPV
GO

National Anthem – Fail
GO

Llama Gets Tasered By a Cop
GO

Hot Girl Named Jen Selter in Yoga Pants
GO

The Playground Fail Compilation
GO

Brazil Bikini Girl’s Butt Workout
GO

Dog VS Inner Tube
GO

Pam Anderson in Vogue Freaks Me Out…
GO

Stuffed Raccoon Spooks Cat
GO

Hot Girls You’ll Be a Little Afraid Of…
GO

A Juggling Otter
GO

Kelly Kelly Bikini Tweets….
GO

Angelina Jolie’s New Tits
GO

The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day


I am sad to be leaving all my new friends in florida…from old leathery skinned fake tithes ladies…to cam girls and porn chicks who like being electrocuted. I thought I would never say that. Florida, up until this weekend has always been a horrible nightmare to me.

Until we meet again motherfuckers….now back to hell real life, with a fat wife, I am finally motivated to escape from…

Stay tuned, we may have to kill her off in this story and go mental, but I am generally too lazy to get off the couch…but at least thinking about it makes it feel like it is going happened. Kinda like staring at chicks and imagining fucking them is almost as good because there’s no lawsuit.

Here are some links…

More Joanna Krupa Topless
GO

Kris Jenner Has a New Girl to Pimp Out Cuz Kanye Has Girl Making Sperm
GO

Big Busty as Fuck Girls
GO

Today in Fail Compilations
GO

Ashley Tisdale in Daisy Dukes
GO

No Breasts Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the World War Z Premiere
GO

There’s a Kate Moss Hologram and She’s Not Even Dead Yet
GO

TOday in Underboobs
GO

Elsa Pataky Tits in Romasanta
GO

Her Name is Ashley James and these are her Panties
GO

Father and 2 Year Old Playing Beatles…
GO

Haters May Call Taylor a Slut Who Gets Naked in Pics…I call her Lovely.
GO

Cameron Diaz is Feeding her Boyfriend…
GO

Cam With Her Webcams…..
GO

Hey Girls – Bring In the Backs
GO

Sophie Turner Tweets Her Ass
GO

J.Lo is Cheating on her Tween Lover with Pitbull
GO

Amanda Bynes Former Co-Stars are Worried About Her – Because it Gets Them in the News – Ride The Wave Motherfucker.
GO

Lindsay Lohan Rehab Update!
GO

Pauley Perrette Pokies!
GO

Katie Banks Masked and Busty as Fuck
GO

Blogger Shows Us Her Tits
GO

Tap Dancing Seagull
GO

Hot Nude Model Showing her Vagina
GO

Amazing Video of a Dude Calling a Girl a Hoe Before Slapping Her to the Ground – WTF
GO

Irina Shayk Hiding from the Paparazzi
GO

This Nude Model has Awesome Tits
GO

The 20 Hottest Photos of Isabela Soncini
GO

Pug Video of the Day
GO

This is One Hot Slut
GO

College Post Game Silliness
GO

What Girls Say Vs What Girls Mean – Topless
GO

Julianne Moore Pantsless for Madame Figaro
GO

So Many Bikinis
GO

Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….I Know I Did – Dusty Destin…
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

Pre-Mature Ejaculation Porn is the Funniest
GO

Weird as Fuck African Gang Bang Fesitval
GO

Some Cam Girl’s Vagina Show
GO

Cute Skinny Girl Gets Fucked
GO

Today in Fisting
GO

Dude Wanking on Unwilling Women is Hilarious
GO

Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
GO

Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
GO

My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
GO

================

Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
GO

I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still trapped in Florida. I came down here for the Exxxotica convention to hang with Teen Mom and all my lovely girlfriends who get fucked or just masturbate in video, as well as the weirdo Florida creepers who are insane fans of these girls….

Right now, I am knee deep in tanned, blonde, fit looking 50 year old women with fake tits looking for cock….all leathery, dry, and capable of using KY as good as homosexual at a bathhouse…and I’m loving every second of watching them try to get laid.

All while the actual babes are still in their hotel rooms, recovering from the show, without me there brushing their hair, and giving them a back massage with my semen.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Michael Douglas Got Throat Cancer From Eating HPV Ridden Celebrity Cunt
GO

Ireland Baldwin Crotch Shot for the Win
GO

Kate Moss in a Leopard Bikini
GO

Japan’s YoYo Champion Showing the Fuck Off
GO

Today in Celebrity Birthdays – Who Gives a Fuck
GO

Legs for Fucking Days….
GO

Weekly Round-Up of WTF
GO

Scott Disick’s Greatest Moments in GIFs are ridiculous
GO

Cody The Screaming Dog
GO

Animals Behaving Like Humans
GO

Bikini of the Day – Sharni Vinson
GO

Pet Crow Taking a Bath….
GO

World’s Most Contagious Prank
GO

Hugh Jackman’s Answer To Homosexual Singing – Getting Monster Arms
GO

Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Heading to the porn convention in Fort Lauderdale, gonna try to make magic – but may end up arrested, kicked out, or murdered before I even get started thanks to being hated by most porn chicks and their body guards and purse holding boyfriends…

Follow me on TWITTER TO KEEP UP

I Hope I Get THe Chance to Get TEEN MOM THE SQUIRTER TO LET ME DRINK HER SQUIRT

Here are some stepLINKS…

Gwen Stefani Throwback Bikini Pics.
GO

Nikki Leigh in Her Lingerie
GO

Philip Seymour Hoffman is a Heroin Addict – Not Surprising
GO

Girls in Front of the Mirror
GO

Kat Von D Throwback Slutty Pics
GO

Taking the Exit Like a Boss
GO

Playboy Cyber Girl Photoshoot Video
GO

Man Vs Water Cannon
GO

Jessica Bueno is Pretty Fucking Bueno
GO

Milla Jovovich is Now Living in a Glass House
GO

The Amy Adams Crotch Shot…
GO

Today in Courtney Love Excitement
GO

Petra Benova and Her Lesbian on the Beach
GO

Brave Ducks Take a Leap of Faith
GO

Sarah Shahi in a Bikini
GO

Some Chick Named Cara Santana’s Hot Tight Body
GO

Holly Gibson’s Sex Strip
GO

Salma Hayek Ass in Jeans
GO

Girl Gets Hit By a Car – Loses Her Shoes – Hope They Are Ok
GO

Goshawk in Slow Motion
GO

Wacking Off On Unsuspecting Girls in Bikinis – Is Probably Illegal
GO

Greek Newscast Accidentally Shows Porn
GO

Hot Chick for XXL Magazine Russia
GO

Hot Lesbians Eating Each Other Out on the Bus
GO

Hot Titty Model Grabbing Her TIts
GO

Check Out These Greek Sluts…
GO

Pauley Perrette Pokies
GO

Hot Girlfriends….
GO

Some Porn Lesbians WHo Pretend They Live Together
GO

Ass Picture of the Day
GO

Nude Girl Singer Song Writer….Covering Nirvana
GO

Seren Gibson Hot Glamour Model Tits…
GO

Houseboat Slide Fail
GO

Holy Fuck – Base Jumper Shoot Fail – Fail Caught on Video
GO

Talia is a Skinny Blonde Nude Chick…
GO

Funny Prank Text to Send Your GF – I’ve Done Worse Often
GO

Guy Who Photoshops Himself into Pics of Celebrities
GO

Miguel Might Get Sued for Crushing a Bitch
GO

Throwback Rihanna Ass in Concert…
GO

Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

Girl Fucks Dude While Friend Keeps Watch
GO

3 Girls Dancing on Cam
GO

Redhead Jerks off Two Dudes
GO

Some Cam Girl Tits
GO

Mom Keeps Crying During Anal
GO

Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
GO

Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
GO

My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
GO

================

Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
GO

I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

31

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The out pouring of girls who have reached out knowing that I am in florida has been too intense to manage. I wish their were more of me, or at least one of me with a dick that worked to take advantage of all these average looking drunk American girls…who are really not as obese as I expected…but who unfortunately think they are super models because they aren’t obese, like they are the “Hot ones”….at least the booze never lets me down, even if it is slowly killing me, at least it is killing me right.

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls Bending at the Waist
GO

The Gayest Picture of Colin Farrell Ever…
GO

Busy Phillipps is ABout to Explode or Star in Ready or Drop Porn
GO

The Sea of Monsters Trailer
GO

BMX Bike Tricks
GO

Pull UP Bar Fail
GO

The Michael Jackson of Cotton Candy
GO

Oprah Gets an Honorary Degree Because She Hasn’t Been Given Enough
GO

Hot Chicks Blow Drying Their Asses
GO

Samanth Gradoville in Latin Vogue Lookin’ Good.
GO

TONIGHT I WILL BANG A GIRL FROM THIS SITE –
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

30

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey Florida…the girls aren’t as fat, toothless, inbred and poor looking as I expected…In fact there are a lot of fit bitches with fake tits who look like they have a lot of bi-racial babies with their drug dealing boyfriend they met at the club they used to bar tend at…10 years earlier…before retiring and embracing the golden years…now let’s bang out….I’ll pretend I can make you famous if it helps…you lower your standards…..

Here is the stepLINKS

Rihanna Likes the Pain of Getting a Brazilian Wax…Obviously…
GO

Miley Cyrus Tweeted a Pic of Her in a Wedding Dress to Celebrate her Break Up with her Fiance She Pretended She Didn’t Break Up With
GO

Hey Girls Burn Your Bras!!! Here’s a Lot of Pics of Girls With No Bra
GO

Melissa Riso Sucking a Cake Pop….
GO

Don’t Fuck with Beyonce’s Ass…Seriously…That Shit is Evil….
GO

Isla Fisher See Thru to Bra
GO

Rihanna fan Says Rihanna’s Lipstick Gave Her Herpes – WTF
GO

Lauren Pope’s Bikini Cameltoe
GO

Emma Watson Talks BLING RING
GO

Giraffe Mating Fail
GO

Hot Chicks Blow Drying Their Asses
GO

Some Amazing Pool Shots
GO

The Ultimate Dance Compilation
GO

Two Hot Thai GIrls….on Webcam
GO

Her Name is Jordan Carver and She’s got Huge Tits
GO

Eliza Doolittle in Some Hot Cut Out Outfit
GO

Olivia Wilde’s Bikini Pics Don’t End
GO

Patrick Stewart Ate His First Slice of Pizza at 72
GO

Take THAT Bitch!
GO

Bored Car Model – Spices Things Up
GO

Photograph Tattoo Fails….Amazing…
GO

Some Random Model You’ll Want to Bang in a Bikini
GO

Cassie Hot as Fuck for Esquire
GO

Animals Vs Mirrors
GO

A Cat in Boots
GO

Head Spin on a Tin Can
GO

20 GIFS of Exercise Mishaps
GO

Why Couldn’t This Dog Rip This Fucker Apart?
GO

Here’s an Amazing Mug Shot
GO

Oh Hi Jenna Haze in Lingerie
GO

Drunken Sex While Driving – Leads to Accident
GO

Julianne Hough Beater and Yoga Pants Showing Stomach
GO

Esquire Has Their Own TV Network
GO

Penelope Cruz’s Pregnant Belly
GO

These Tits are Substantial….
GO

Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Bikini Titty Slip
GO

Brooke Burke Still Hot
GO

Headstand Beer Chug Fail
GO

Pregnant Kim Kardashian Has Been Getting Botox…I Think That’s the Least of her or her Baby’s Concerns
GO

Hot Babes in Towels…
GO

Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

Shameless Lesbians Caught Eating Pussy on the Bus…
GO

Girl Makes Herself Cum with Bathtub Faucet…Fun
GO

Worm in the Hole Will Freak You the Fuck Out….
GO

Road Head Mess When Girl Refuses to Swallow
GO

Fat Chick With a Huge Dick – Is a Weird Fetish
GO

Girlfriend Surprised by Cumshot
GO

Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
GO

Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
GO

My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
GO

================

Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
GO

Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS