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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2011

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend…or what I like to call the two nights I try to spend figuring outa way into the neighbor’s house, or even a girl I follow home’s house, to lock myself in her closet and masturbate with a pair of her panties, only to get caught, arrested, humiliated on the news for being the freak panty closet follow you home when drunk pervert….it’s the best kind of orgasm….

Here are the stepLINKS…have a holly jolly weekend…you useless cunts and follow me on FACEBOOK and TWITTER cuz I want to feel like I am relevant…

Good times. Drinking times. If I don’t die…I will be back.

On a Sidenote I just saw a trashy pregnant chick walking around in a bikini and it was amazing…

Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip – I’d Post it but I don’t Care Nuff Bout Fat Hoes.
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Irina Shayk Walking Her Dog is So Human for Such Awesome Tits….I just wish I had the shots of her picking up the shit…that’s the porno part…
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Octomom in a Bikini – Lovely.
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Live Cam Shows To Keep You Busy Friday Through Sunday
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I Bet These Street Performers Make More Money Than I Do
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Cynthia Escobar Brings the Hotness
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Sexy Girls with Even Sexier Self Shots
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The 10 Hottest MMA Ring Girls of 2011
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Jenna Haze is Rockin a Bikini Proper
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Guess Who Wants to Run for President
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Cam Shows With the Hottest Ladies Around
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Amateur Uses Phone as a Vibrator
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Anne Hatheway as Cat Woman in Menh
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Lingerie Basketball vs. Lingerie Football: Which Is More Legit?
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Olivia Wilde’s Tits
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Haven’t Seen Sarah Michell Gellar in Awhile
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Zooey Deschanel Really Annoys Me But Here She is Anyways
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Kim Kardashian Candid Cleavage
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Blake Lively’s Ass
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This Chick is Playing With a Whale Dick!!! Hahahahah
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I Wanna Be All Over Rebecca
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Barbie is the Kind of Girl You’ll Want to Violate
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You Know a TV Show is Shit When the Best Part About It Is the Dog
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Who the FUCK Would Rock Diamond Encrusted Contacts?
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Kristina and Katia Get It On
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Airport Security Obsessed Over Passenger’s Panties
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Haven’t Seen Nicole Scherzinger in Awhile
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Horny Lezzies in the Kitchen
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Laura Whitmore FHM cover shoot
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I Love a Leggy Hottie
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Miranda Kerr is One Hot Mamma
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Accidental Drifting Fail – VIDEO
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Isabelle is Hot in White
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Some Vanessa Pudgens
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Check Out Ashley and Her Tits
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Courtney Stodden is fucking Disgusting
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I wish Ashley Tisdales Face Was as Nice as Her Body
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Mandy Moore is See Through
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Miranda Kerr’s AMazing Full Tits
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Jersey Girls Don’t Pump Gas But they Are Still Trash
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Taylor Swift Does Eminem’s Lose Yourself Cuz She’s a Fucking Dork
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Rihanna Camel Toe Bikini Enjoys Her Water Sports
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Kim Kardashian See Through Cleavage Candids
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Nicki Minaj Tits Slip on Live TV – Good Morning America
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Tamara Eccelstone’s Wonky Tits Defy Gravity
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Olivia Munn Sweet Sweater Puppies – I Don’t Know How She Does It
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2011

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I need someone to go to events for me in LA cuz I’m not able to go….You don’t have to wear a mask but you do have to make the people in attendence feel really awkward and document it on camera….I think it will lead to a hit TV series…or not….so email me if you’re down. It doesn’t pay but it is really prestigious….

I made friends with a crazy immigrant in the park who told me that her dog doesn’t like to play but she does and she grabbed my cock…or whatever stump I have that I call a cock that lead to her laughing as she walked away to her a guy she started making out with who was 300 pounds and riding a mini bike in one of the weirdest encounters ever….one that I am still not convinced I actually saw…but was definitely in the top 5 videos that woulda gone viral that I saw but didn’t film cuz I’m not instinctive like that….

Drinking time. Follow me on TWITTER or FACEBOOK and do it fast…before they shut me down a fifth time.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Some of the Single Best Tits in a Bikini Belong to Some Slut Named Tamara Ecclestone
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Reporter “Pussy” Blooper….that is Hilarious
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Nicole Kidman Looks Like a 20$ Hooker and I Like It
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Couple Get Caught Fucking on the Beach
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Anne Hathaway in a Movie Trailer cuz She’s an Actress and Movies is What She Does
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Kristen Bell’s Sheer Party Dress is Awesome
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Ridiculous Couch Surfing Video
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Bikini Slut Does a Faceplant – VIDEO
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Gotta Love an Asian Hottie
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Rachael Morgan is all Sorts of Hot
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Amber Heard’s Great Black & White Cleavage
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Kendall Jenner is Fucking Weird Looking
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Free Cam Shows From Me to You
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WTF Photo of the Day
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She’s a Frisky Teen
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The Sexiest Off Season Wives and Girlfriends
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Heidi Klum is Topless Again
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God I Love Emma Stone
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Kim Karsashian, Just Because
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Belen Rodriguez Hotness
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Darya is an Olympic Hottie
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Raquel is a Whole Lot of Woman
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Bad girls Club Insanity – VIDEOP
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Ariana Jollee and Ava Rose Get It On
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Part 2
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These Chilis Look Like Dicks and It’s Hilarious
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Brunette and a Sex Toy
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Doutzen Kroes Hotness
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Gotta Love a Leggy Babe in Heels
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Bike Trick Fail – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heather Locklear Cleavage!
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Model Contest BRAWL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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10 of the Best TV Shows That Only Had One Season
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Check Out Skylar Diggins
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Octomom is Fucking Disgusting
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Amanda Seyfried’s Hot Tits that I Love on Set
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Sofia Vergara Has My Attention As Long As She Keeps Her Mouth Shut…Or Filled
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Rihanna’s Slut Parade
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Kelly Osbourne Needs To Shut The Fuck Up
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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Big Tits To Coldplay. Makes Sense, They Both Fucking Suck
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Kristen Bell Or Rachel Bilson, Who’d You Rather
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Tanned Slut Makes Her ” Boyfriend” Cum Fast
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Greco Roman Suplex
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Tom Brady Proves Yet Again That Gisele Has a Cock….
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Kardashian Jailbait Goes to Gymnastic Class Cuz Their Mom’s Whoring Them Out Right
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Sofia Vergara’s Had Huge Tits Since She Was 13
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Helen Hunt Bikini Tits
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This Girl’s Making Out With her Reflection in the Mirror…What a Fuckign Slut
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2011

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

So a dude who reads the site who I like to call the lone soldier, since no one else reads the site, and I even debat whether he actually even reads the site, or if he just likes sending me pics of his chick cuz he’s one of those “watch my chick fuck” kinda guys who likes sharing….wanted to show me the ring he got his girl…cuz I guess he figures she’s the one to marry and knock up….and luckily….he also attached a closer view….

This is the creative shit more of you idiots should be sending in…you know help make the site fucking relevant you passive pricks…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Cliff Dive Slut FAIL – VIDEO
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Hugh Hefner Planking Looks Like Weekend at Bernie’s – Dead Man Puppet Show…
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Guess Who is Still a Fucking Mess on Death Watch..
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Web Can Sluts You Can Count on To Do Their Job Right
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Where Are They Now? Nickelodeon’s Leading Ladies Of The ’90s
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Sophia Vergara’s Tits Are Out of Hand
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Guess Who George Clooney is Bangin Now
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The Seven Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History
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Jayden Cole is Naked and I Like It
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Cam Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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Will Smith’s House Looks Like a God Damned Hotel and Not in a Good Way
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Naughty Girlfriend Gets Herself Off
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50 Sexiest Ladies Rocking Racing Gear
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Panty Upskirts For The Real Housewifes Of Beverly Hills-Brandi Glanville And Dana Wilkey
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A Little Mila Kunis
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Demi Lovato, Just Because
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The Change Up Movie Review
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Okay If You Are Among The Dudes That Paid This Dunkin Donuts Worker to Suck Your Pecker, I Need You to Give me an Exclusive Interview NOW!
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Kate Moss on a Vacation Means Nudes For You and Me
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Some Hot Lesbian Action
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Lazy Mom Hurts Her Kid – VIDEO
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Check Out Lorena Sanchez
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Famous Women That Could Be Strippers In Another Life
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Alexandra and Janessa Get It On – VIDEO
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Top 5 Hottest Hentai Porn Videos
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Adriana Lima in a Bikini
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4 Lebians Get It on Outside
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Doutzen Kroes Photoshoot
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Fashion Hottie I Would Be All Over in a Second
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Amy Childs in Spandex
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Webcam Strip Down
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashley Tisdale, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Ariel is One Hot Redhead
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Okay I Hate Planking But This Pic of Hugh Hefner Doing It Is Kinda Funny
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And More Mila Kunis
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Striptease of the Day
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Bird Attached to a Windshield…But not the right kind of bird….
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Scarjo is an Annoying Ex
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Bam Got the Worst Ryan Dunn Tattoo Ever
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Belen Rodriguez In A Bikini Gives Me A Serious Boner
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Rihanna Grabbing Her Pussy And Acting Like A Slut
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Jennifer Aniston Still Dating Same Guy. Going For New Record
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Young Virgin Orgies – A Vessel To Heaven
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Geri Halliwell’s Stomach Has A Mind Of Its Own. And It’s Fucking Disgusting
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To Catch A Predator’s Chris Hanson Loves Banging Blond Strippers
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George Clooney is Fucking Stacy Keibler – Who Cares?
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Smiling Dog to Warm Your Pathetic Heart….
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2011

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

You know I haven’t been having any insane events lately. I’ve given up on TWITTER cuz I’m not a woman…and more importantly cuz I don’t have 100,000 followers…mainly cuz the site is dying and I’m pretty tempted to not save the fucking thing…in one of those watch the fucker burn while I masturbate to bitches on webcam and get drunk with bitches who I try to recruit to be on webcam….and in not having updated my TWITTER ….I have no fucking clue what I’ve been up to…it’s like that fucking useless website traced my retard steps and now I’m lost and can’t find my way home….but that’s partially cuz I don’t want to find my way home…as my wife constantly reminds me how much I’ve failed….Yay…fun post…now watch me drink….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Here’s Some X-Games Interview That Also Looks Like It Has a Kid Getting Abducted in the Background
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Horrible Jersey Shore Pig Flashing Her Horrible Jersey Shore Pig Ass
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Naked J.Lo for Vanity Fair
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Live Sex Show That Will Make a Hot Summer Day Even Hotter
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Jessica Workman Sluts It Up
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Who is Mina Stefan and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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The 30 Hottest MTV VJs
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This Lindsay Marie Photoshoot is Outta Hand
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Chrissy Teigan Does Esquire
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Like Being Generous
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19 Year Old Sluts on the Casting Couch
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The Most Crooked Athletes in Sports
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Katie Price is Still a Dumb Whore
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Rachel White is Topless
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Some Sandra Bullock Cause She Hasn’t Been Around Lately
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Holy Fuck Whitney Port Isn’t Dead Yet?
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How About some Pixie Lott?
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There’s Always Room in My Life for a Hot Blonde
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I Wonder is Charlie Sheen’s Kids Will Be as Insane as He Is
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Redneck Tattoo Removal – VIDEO
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Rene Miller is Totally Bangable
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Brothers Almost Kill 101 Year Old Grandmother In Gunfight Over Money
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Kristen Price is Baked and I Love It
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Fucking With Fruit and Veggies
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Jessica Alba is on the Cover of a Magazine and Not Pregnant, I Don’t Get It
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Girl on Girl Video of the Day
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Lake Bell’s “Year of Nudity” For Maxim
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Some Rosie Huntington Whitley
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Super Sexy Photodump
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I’d Like to Be All Over Kelly Andrews
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This Chick Tears Her Vagina – VIDEO
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Hurricane Balls. Wait, What?
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Harrison Ford Hates the Smurfs – VIDEO
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One of the Sluts on Glee Got a Nose Job, But It Wasn’t Lea Michele
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Kate Upton Hotness
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Linda Evangelista is Fucking Delusional
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Tutankhamun Fucked A Lot Of Chicks
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Jersey Shore Slut Deena Cortese Gives Us One Last Look At Her Bare Ass Upskirt
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Pixie Lott Flashes Her Panties
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Lindsay Lohan Has A New Career
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EXCLUSIVE: The Change Up Movie Review
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Blake Lively Riding Bikes Showing Off Tit
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2011

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I forget to do my stepLIKS……when you’re drinking hard…his kinda thing happens…here thhye are….happy new year you fucking cunts

Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados
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Another Nail in Lindsay Lohan’s Movie Career – VIDEO
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Get You Hot
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Let’s Play a Game of Black Out Baseball
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Leanna Has an S&M Type Thing Going on and I Like It
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Girl on Girl: Marianne Marie D’Vaz and Jessica Vaugn
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Angelyne is an Old Slut and I Think It’s Hilarious
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Adriana Lima Bikini Shots
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Jessica Jane Clement is on All Fours
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Two Teens Go Down on Each Other in Public
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Sexiest Soccar Wives and Girlfriends
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Tila Tequila and Her Nipples
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Kate Middleton and Her Stupid Hats
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Cameron Diaz’s Body is Scary
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Hilary Duff and Haylie Duff – Who Would You Rather?
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Camielle Belle is Leggy
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Selena Gomez is Bustin Out at the Beach
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Let’s Watch Girls Go Pee Pee – GALLERY
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Nbonw This is One Hot Ass
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Kate Upton Does a Weird Photo Shoot Doing Weird Things With Animals
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Some Sunny Leone is Always Good
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Lesbian on Rollerskates – VIDEO
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Top Five Exhibitionist Sex Videos
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Mila Kunis Just Because
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Alyshia Kingston Strips Down
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Backflip on a Skateboard – VIDEO
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WTF Are You Wearing? TOO MUCH PLAID
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I Wanna Be All Over Cher Lloyd
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mellissa Clarke Takes Off Her Top
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Italian Playboy Cover Girl Natalie Marie
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Gramps is Crashing his Wheelchair
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Baby Elephant and a Kiddie Pool – VIDEO
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Denise Richards Talks About Her Botched Boob Job
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Miranda Kerr Hard At Work
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Jennifer Love Hewitts Cleavage is All She is Good For
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Rihanna See Through And Nipple Rings
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Miley Cyrus: Braless and Bikini Crotch Shots.
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Kris Kardashian May Have Munchausen Syndrome
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Which Hot Bikini Bitch Is Hotter?
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Lindsay Lohan And Paris Hilton – What Happens When Sluts Reunite
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Selena Gomez Sun Tans Topless
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EXCLUSIVE: Crazy Stupid Love Movie Review
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Rihanna Half Naked and Getting Rammed At Carnival
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Denise Richards Has Had 3 Boob Jobs
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Jailbait Warning – Kardashian Half Sister in a Bikini
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2011

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

So my joke of the day was on twitter and it went at a little something like this:

@andersoncooper if the us debt was a mans anus, you’d fuck it. Admit it… vanderbilt

So my email of the day wasn’t the three advertisers canceling, or the rejection from three replacement advertisers….or the emails I didn’t get from the big sites I’m trying to convince to link me….it was an email from a guy I like to call Mattress Paul.

It went a little something like this:

Met this chick on a dating site and knew by the looks of her that I could get a blow job. Had her over and she was so high on speed I had to kick her out of the house before she stole something to pawn for more drugs. Thought you might get a kick out of these. I check your site everyday. Keep up the mediocre work. Lol

Thanks Mattress.

Here are the pics he attached….great photography you crackwhore bitch…I encourage you all to email me in pics of bitches you’ve fucked, wanted to fuck, or have had sent to you from guys who actually get bitches to send them nudes….cuz trust me…no matter how bad they are…I love looking at em….

And here are the stepLINKS….Ride them into the fucking sunset you scummy bitch…

Some Zelweger Ghetto Booty
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Paz de le Huerta Dressed Kinda Slutty For her Court Date
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Olivia Wilde on Cowboys Vs Aliens
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Amanda Seyfried’s Dog is Cunt Punching Her
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Web Cam Shows to Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Friday Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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Jewels is All Sorts of Sexy
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Kylie Johnson
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Joanna Angel Talks Alt Porn, Piracy, And Her Blow-Up Doll
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Kristin Cavallari Is Braless
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Guess Who Got Offered $500K To Do Hustler?
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Soulja Boy’s Latest Purchase Pretty Much Made Me Want to Kill Myself
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Free Cam Shows, Because You Got a Full Two Days to Relax Ahead of You
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Gotta Love Amateur Lesbians
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20 Most Ridiculous Haircuts in Sports
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Maria Fowler’s Upskirt
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Lookin Good Sweetheart VIDEO of the Day
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Ryan Goslin Looks Like a Gay Fairy and You It Doesn’t Get Much Gayer Than That
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Body is Getting Tight Again
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Selena Gomez in Short Shorts
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David Arquette is getting Joe Francis’ sloppy seconds
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Maggi Caruthers Brings the Hotness
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Lorena Sanchez is a Major Distraction
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Now This is One Hot Ass
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Evelyn Lozada is All Sorts of Sexy
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Jayden Cole Makes Pants Happy
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Lauren is Type of Slut I’d Like to Settle Down With
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Crystal Harris is a Stupid Whore
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Dita Von Tease, Because It’s Been Awhile
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They Call This One Lesbian Tenderness
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Kate Upton Got Body Painted
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Hipster Hippy in Short Shorts
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Selena Gomez in a Short Dress on Stage
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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MMA: All Nut Shot Edition – VIDEO
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Amateur Girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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Denise Richards is All Over the Place Lately
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Jessica Burciaga is Always Easy on the Eyes
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I Wanna Be All Over Olivia Wilde
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Candice Swanepoel Is Going To Give You A Workout
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2011

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say…I spent all my energy talking to my spam bot GF on AIM…..she comes to me daily saying the same thing 20/f/california…and I get sucked it…

You can add me to FACEBOOK to see day 3’s transcripts…

In the meantime, I’ll be drinking and brainstorming ways of being the next Mark Zuckerberg….while really just being the next low life drunk to die masturbating with a belt around my neck, which would be a good thing, cuz it’s better to die before your site dies…that’s what makes you a legend…and the site is dying pretty fast….so I better get strapped up and start stroking…

Here are my stepLINKS…

This Chinese Wonderbra Ad is Insane Jerked Off to it Twice
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I want to fuck Paz de la Huerta’s Tight High Waisted Pants and See Through Shirt Off Her – She’s Amazing
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Playboy Club is Getting Heat
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Selena Gomez on the Beach Cuz I Like Tracking Sex Offenders…
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Selena Gomez, Nice Upshort Pics
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Shay Maria is Good For Wanting to Fuck
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Leighton Meester is Fucking Justin Long – Weird…
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Hugh Hefner is Great At Sex, According To People Paid To Say He’s Great At Sex
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Web Cam Shows that Will Make a hot Summer’s Night Hotter
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Mouse in the Cheese Prank – VIDEO
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Mindi Smith is One Wild Girl
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I Don’t Know Who Shay Maris is But I Am Officially Stalking Her as of Now
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25 Slutty Burlesque Shows Even Your Girlfriend Will Love
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Gwen Stefani vs. Ashley Tisdale in Bikini- Who Would You Rather?
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This Guy Standing Next to Miley Cyrus Looks Like he Busted a Nut in His Pants
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Miranda Kerr See Through Red and Amazing…
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Free Cam Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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Ken Jeong is Fucking Hilarious and I Love Him
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Caption This Featuring Tila Tequila
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Jesus Christ This Bitches Abs are Ripped
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Well Hello Franchezca Valentina
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Alex Trekbek Got Robbed at a Hotel and Here is the Story
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Women Who Get Naked For Money Turn Me On
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Miranda Kerr is Hot and Promoting Some Thing or Another
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Samantha Saint is Making Naughty Videos
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Kate Upton is Sexy in Her New Guess Ads
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Hipster Hippy Hottie
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Mila Kunis Looks Better Without Justin Timberlake Next to Her
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Shes Playing With Toys on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And Here’s Some Denise Richards
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Russian Sluts Caught on Camera
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Striptease of the Day Two For One
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be all Over Lynette
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10 Disgusting Food Facts You Probably Didn’t Know
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Angela Simmons Sizzles On The Beach [Photos]
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Some Photos of Amy Winehouse Where She Looks Happy and Healthy. What a Fucking Shame
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Tila Tequila Still Whoring It Up Like A Good Girl
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EXCLUSIVE: Ken Jeong Bitches. Holla City Of Squala
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Kelly Osbourne Steals Amy Winehouse Funeral Spotlight
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2011

27

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

No one liked my Amy Winehouse joke on FACEBOOK ….well that’s not entirely true…20 people “Liked” it…but I got hate mail and people deleted me as a friend…even though I’m the best friend they’ve never met that they could ever have….I creeped their bikinis like a pro friend…

Either way, here’s what I wrote that got hated….

No one seems to care that I’m 98 percent sure Amy winehouse’s ghost just gave me a blowjob. But it could have just been a fart coming up through the front of my pants. Either way it smelled like death.

It’s up there with….

Amy Winehouse is 96 hours sober….

Here are the stepLINKS

Some Dude Chugging Beer While Getting Tasered-Cuz the World’s Got Plenty of Idiots.
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Jersey Shore Disgusting Upskirt Ass
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Bitch Fight on Basketball Wives – VIDEO
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Some Real Housewife Rockin’ a Bikini in All Kinds of Positions…
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Kat Von D Has Jesse James Tattoo – They Broke Up – Hilarious….
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Hugh Hefner’s Sex With Crystal Harris was Awesome….
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Web Cam Sex Shows You Will Love, I Promise
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Top Ten Worst Infomercials – VIDEO
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The 15 Hottest Women Who Have Voiced Cartoon Characters
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Blake Lively is Basically Wearing a Shirt for a Dress
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Kim Kardashian is Crying About Some Thing or Another, Looks Like a Wax Statue
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Free Cams, From Me to You
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German Amateur Masterbater – VIDEO
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The 50 Sexiest Celebrity Athletes
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Julianne Moore Panty Peek
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Lookin Good Sweetheart is a 100 Years Old
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Sarah Jessica Parkers Horse Face is on Tour or Something
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Who Would You Rather? Nicky Hilton or Ashley Simpson?
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Little Bit of Vanessa Hudgens
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Meet Camila Morais
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Kat Von D Got Dumped Again, Has Tattoo of Jesse James On Her. What a Cunt
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For All The Blonde Lovers Out There
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Danielle Kn Brings the Hotness
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Hottie Dances on Top of Car – VIDEO
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Jessica Marie Has One Sweet Ass
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Rihanna in Glamour Magazine
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Janessa and Brooke Get It On
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Naked Beauty – Erotic Video, Book, & Fashion Photography
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Some Ashley Olsen Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Courtney and Chloe Get It On
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Evolution of the Touchdown Dance – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Hottie in Tight Jeans
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Update: Yes, Lady Gaga is Still a Fucking Idiot
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Dildo Games on Live Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Holy Shit Tila Tequila Isn’t Dead Yet?
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Jenny is One Hot Bad Chick
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Looking Good Sweetheart Part 2
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Legs And Cleavage Of Rachel Bilson
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Striptease of the Day
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EXCLUSIVE: Cowboys and Aliens MOVIE Review
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Annalynne McCord Fuckable In Tight, Full Body Spandex
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Vanessa Hudgens, Titties See Through Black Bra
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Awesome Mountain Lion Who Traveled 2000 Miles Across the US, Gets Hit By Car, Dies.
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2011

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The only bitches I get any love from are facebook spammers, AIM spammers and even a fucking BBM spammer. It’s like I don’t know what is so alluring about me, but the bitches come in fucking flocks, I just need to visit their profile and send them some money to fly them to me after I fall in love or some shit….

I mean unless you count the girls in the park tanning in their bikinis that I creep on getting love…in which case I get love everytime I leave my house – which as an agoraphobic with no oney – is about once a day for 4- 11 minutes so the dog can piss.

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Some Drunk Idiot Passed Out on a Toilet
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Some Hot Bar Refaeli Bikini Pics…
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Gene Simmons Proposes To Shannon Tweed
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Somewhere Over the Rainboy the Stripper Version
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Okay I Know This Isn’t Tits or Ass But Brad Pitt’s Wax Statue is Creepy as FUCK
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Leighton Meester Beat Her Mom With A Bottle
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Live Sex Shows You Will Love, I Promise
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Drunk Golfer FAIL – VIDEO
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “Crazy, Stupid, Love” Actress Analeigh Tipton
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Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Elisha Cuthbert vs. Maria Menounos
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Amy Winehouse Bought Cocaine, Heroin, Ecstasy and Ketamine The Night She Died
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Free Cam Shows Because You Can’t Afford a Tuesday Night Movie
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She’s Toying Her Wet Pussy on a Web Cam
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Some Smoking Hot Poked Babes
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Penny Lancaster BIG Nipples In See Through Dress
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Mariah Carey is Fucking Pathetic
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I Wanna Be All over Kate Beckinsale and Her Body Double
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Girls As Young As 7, Taught To Pole Dance
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Cameron Diaz is Fucking Terrifying
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Get a Load od Alie
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Sesame Street Does the Beastie Boys – VIDEO
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The Girl or the Car? Take Your Pick
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2 Hot Sluts Are Better Than One
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Bad Girls Club Fight – VIDEO
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Check Out This Slutty Piece of Trash From Comic-Con
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Sofia and Koshka Get It On
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Anna Paquin Panty Upskirt
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio
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Amateur on the Fucking Machine
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Lily Aldridge – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Hipster Hottie is Laid Out
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some Denise Richards, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kristin Cavallari Is Pissy in Short Shorts
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Angry Boyfriend – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Solo Amateur Sex Show
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Lorena is On the Rocks
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7 Ways to Spot a Former Frat Boy
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Taylor Momsen is 18 Today
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Bangtin Candy With Amazing Amie
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Kate Upton Has Some Great Tits. They’re Even Better Topless
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Adriana Lima In A Bikini Is Fucking Disgraceful
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Girls As Young As 7 Learn To Pole Dance. Sweet.
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Ilary Blasi Is A Dirty Girl With A Great Fucking Camel Toe
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Kim Kardashian’s Career May Finally Be Over. Thank Fucking God!
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2011

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this message from a facebook scammer….

Hi, I realize this request was really random, but I finally switched from myspace and this thing suggested we should become friends. I figure you seemed pretty cool so why not? lol.. Anyway, a bit about me.. I would say I’m adventurous and really down-to-earth.. Im unlike a lot of other people you’ll find. Im pretty much a social butterfly I notice we arent too far away from each other also which is really nice, also Id love to meet up sometime for coffee. I tried to attatch more pics of me but it is not letting it go through! Do you have a email addy I can just send these pictures to instead?

So I wrote:

You are so ugly it scares me! Thank god you don’t have more pics. Seriously! Kill Yourself you spamming cunt….

The spammer never responded and that hurts me…I thought we were best friends…I guess I was wrong about Sarah Lopez.Here are the rest of the stepLINKS….

Alessandra Ambrosio Makes Sex Faces
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Mariah Carey on HSN Acting Crazy
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Some Baby Playing Guitar
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Adrienne Curry Too Sexy for Comicon
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Kristin Cavallari in Shorts cuz her Wedding was Called Off…
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Kim Kardashian is Suing This Bitch
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Comic Con Pussy
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Robots Cover Marilyn Manson
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Bieber Fags Out With his Dad
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Leighton Meester Sues Her Own Mother
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Crossing the Street in Vietnam
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Weston Cage is Going Insane in Front of all Of Us and It’s Hilarious
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Guess What Lindsay Lohan Did on Saturday Night
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Live Sex Shows, Because It’s Monday Night and There’s Fuck All to Do
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Extreme Sports Are Gay for the Most Part, But This Video Compilation of Them Isn’t Half Bad – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Women From HBO Shows
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Alessandra Ambrosio Makes Sexy Faces
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Good Luck With That: Lindsay Wants “A-List Roles With No Nudity”
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Red Head on the Fucking Machine
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Pheobe Price is Dressed Like Bat Girl and I Can’t Stop Fucking Laughing
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25 Sports Movie Villains We Love to Hate
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Anna Paquin Panty Peek For Comic-Con Geeks!
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Ryan Reynolds is Banging Charlize Theron and I’m Pretty Jealous
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Wow Milet Cyrus Doesn’t Look Like Complete Fucking Trash for Once
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Kim Kardashian is a Fucking Idiot
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Looking Good Sweethearts of the Day
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Sophie Vergara Brings the Hotness as Always
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Autumn Riley Deserves Your Full Undivided Attention
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Skittles Commercial Spoof – TASTE THE RAINBOW
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VERONIQUE VEGA Looks Like an Oompa Loompa But At Least She Has a Hot Body
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Check Out Emmaly Lugo
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Investigation of Ex-NBA Player’s Murder Botched by City of Memphis
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Gigi rivera and Her Friend Are Scissoring
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Idiots Fuck While Driving Minivan On The Highway – VIDEO
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Vanessa Hudgens Just Cause
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Sammie, Celeste and April Get It On in the Shower
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Lais Ribeiro Models Catton Lingerie VS Panties
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Hipster Hottie in Short Shorts
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Pick-Me-Up: Candice Swanepoel, Victoria’s Secret Catalogue
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Pulling Down Her Pants in the Subway – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Check Out These Naughty Cheerleaders
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Adriana Lima Bikini Pics
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Track and Field Fist Fight! – VIDEO
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Awesome Fireworks on the Ground – VIDEO
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Kristin Cavallari – Short Shorts
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Megan Fox Is in Elle China
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Olivia Wilde is Stunning
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Kim Kardashian: Princess Piss Taker
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Bar Refaeli Grabs Her Tit To Prevent Nipple Slip: FAIL
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Vanessa Hudgens Sweet Panty Upskirt
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EXCLUSIVE: Captain America Movie Review
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Coco’s Big Tits And Juicy Camel Toe
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