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2011

17

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent my afternoon watching teen girls in the ghetto walking around in halter tops, bikini tops, short shorts and mini skirts….where we’d bet on how far along they were, how many babies they had, or how long before they were pregnant….it brought great joy to me but that was probably cuz we were drinking hard….something I plan on continuing into the night…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Hayden Panettiere in a One Piece with the Dolphins….
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I can’t Get Enough of Helen Hunt’s Cameltoe
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Amazing Vintage Comic Reminding Us That Girls Were Always Easy…
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Elisabetta Canalis Will Probably Be the Girl You are Jerking Off To On Dancing with the Stars Now that her Clooney Fame Train has Ended and She’s Gotta Hang On
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Everybody Hates the Situation….Except Abercrombie Who Are Paying Him to Not Wear it as an Anti-Endorsement Endorsement….
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Mom Caught Fingering
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Pissing in the Plane Aisle is the New Black….Gerard Depardieu Pisses on Planes When Told He Can’t Piss Cuz He’s Gangster…and because That’s What Dirty Frenchmen Do
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Live Web Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Do You Know About the Aristocrats Card Trick Joke? – VIDEO
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Kelsey Monroe is One Hot Blonde
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Mika Kayama and Her Teeny Bikinis
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Rihanna Looked Better Before That fucked Up Red Clown Hair
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WTF Video of the Day
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I’d Like to Be All Over Lily Aldridge
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Hulk Hogan Reportedly Banged Another Wrestler. A Male Wrestler
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Cam Show Amazingness
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2009 PEE CAM Captures a University Student Peeing…
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Skinny Blonde Gets Herself Off
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50 Hottest Petite Women in Sports
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UK Export Maria Fowler Has A Big Birthday Boob!
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Guess Which Brunette Hottie is Gonna Be on Dancing With the Stars?
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WTF Photo of the Day
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I’d Like to Bang Jennifer Lawrence
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How About Some Megan Fox Cleavage
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Some Lindsay Lohan Patheticness
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Danielle Knudson Bikini Shoot
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Sandy and Marie Get It On – GALLERY
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Gotta Love a Hottie in the Shower
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Raven Simone is Skinny and It’s Weird
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Garden Center Upskirt
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Victoria Sweet Has Some Alone Time
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Five Erotic Vimeo Videos For Your Pleasure
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Some Zoe Saldana Hotness
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Two Sluts on the Fucking Machines
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Summer Glau in a FHM Photo Shoot
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Hottie in a Short Skirt
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Adriana Lima Introduces The Showstopper by Victoria’s Secret
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She is One Hot Latin Teen
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Kelly Rowland is Looking Hot
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Natalie is One Hot Blonde
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Julia Roberts in a Bikini…Uhhhh
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And More Lily Aldridge
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Stacy Keibler’s Amazing Legs…
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Here’s a Feel Good Movie of a Dog Greeting its Army Master after being away 9 months….
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Kevin Federline Has his Fifth Kid Britney Supports
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Another Bitch Answered an Ad in the Paper to be a Model Who Ended Up Leaving a Whore….
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I love EX GF REVENGE Porn – Cuz Everyone’s Got a Shitty Whore of an Ex who Needs to be Exposed….
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Kim Kardashian Does Not Like Being The Center Of Attention….True Story
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Megan Fox Drops Some Impressive Cleavage. Bravo, Bravo!
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Frenchmen Pisses On Plane, Because That’s What Dirty Frenchmen Do
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2011

16

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I only lost 25 twitter followers this week…I feel like I need to recoop them…even though twitter is pretty fucking useless…I still bought into the shit and post on the shit so FOLLOW ME NOW AND SAVE ME FROM SUICIDE …. my twitter popularity is that important to me…or not…who cares

I’m going to drink more….here are the stepLINKS

The Single Best Cameltoe Pic of the Day
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Does Laughing as Gene Simmons Bare Ass Make Me Gay?
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Eva Longoria Sweet, but small Camel Toe
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Madonna Through The Years Was Once Worth Fucking
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Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage on the Cover of a Magazine
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Courtney Stodden is Such a Piece of Trash – I Called Out for Not Being 16 The Day Her Name Hit the Media…
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Live Web Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Who the FUCK Would Buy a 69 Dollar Hot Dog?
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Justene and Her Friend Get Touchy Feely
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You Gotaa Love That There Are Ass Pics All Over Twitter
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Man, Whitney Houstan Used to Be Hot
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Sara Jean Underwood Topless Awesomeness
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Deena Cortese is a Fucking Pig
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Julie Chen Versus Leah Rimini Bitch Fight
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Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Best Friends Get It On – VIDEO
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Top 25 Hottest CFB Cheerleaders
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Brooke Burke Models Boobs In Sun Safely
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Some Jessica Simpson, Just Because
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WTF Photo of the Day
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It’s Madonnas Birthday So Here’s a Photoset of Her Deterioration
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A Little Bit of Kim Kardashian
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Dancing Sluts Make Mom and Dad Proud – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Drunk Party Sluts
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Some Amber Rose, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Salma Hayek is Looking Hot As Always
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Angela Sommers is One Hot Blonde
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Frances Bean Cobain Is Gorgeous
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Tyra Banks, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Eva Angel Strips Down
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Man I’d Love to Bang Gabrielle Union
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Little Blonde Cutie I Would Like to Be All Over
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I’d Like to Be All Over Krysten Ritter
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Gisele Bundchen’s Rock Hard Body Bikini Pics
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MONSTER TRUCK DUEL! – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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How About a Little Brunette Amateur
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Kelly is a Naked Cowgirl
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The hottest fans of every NFL team (160 pics)
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J-Lo’s Divorce Just Got Way More Interesting…
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Tahiry Shows Off Her Body In The Gym
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You can go to jail cuz of Facebook…..Internet Isn’t Fun Anymore
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Some Dumb Bitch Named Lauren Answered an Ad to be a Model – Ends Up Getting Fucked…
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Anne Hathaway is Boring as Fuck When She’s Not Naked
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I love EX GF REVENGE Porn – Cuz Everyone’s Got an Ex
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Jennifer Love Hewitt See Through Dress: Come Get Me Boys
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Eva Longoria Sweet, but small Camel Toe
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Phoebe Price Seductive Beach Pics
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Rachael White Is Topless And Grabbing Her Tits
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Man Gets Jailed For One Year For Slipping His Hand Under Sleeping Woman’s Dress
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2011

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been drinking most of the day….I always like when days play out like this…you know so much celebrity bikini that forced me to run the streets looking for a public pool to stare and three dimensional bitches in bikinis….even if they’re elderly and doing laps…cuz it’s better than looking at pictures on FACEBOOK or blogs….and I probably should have brought a camera crew cuz I think amazing things happened…but right now…I can’t figure them out, I just know I wasn’t arrested.. so I’ll just post today’s stepLINKS instead…..

Tara Reid Married a Guy in Greece Who Wasn’t Her Boyfriend
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Kate Plus 8 – Minus a Show Equals a Haggard Lesbian Vagina…
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Some Slut Answers an Ad in the Paper to be a Model – Ends Up In a Porn….
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Charlie Sheen Gets Booed….
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Ginger Spice Hot Mom Tits in a Bikini
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25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Film
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WWE Top 10 Divas….
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Live Web Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Some Star War Geek Shit Because You Are a Fucking Nerd That Eats That Shit Up
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Get a Load of Toni Lee
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Girl on Girl: Tiffany Toth and Jessica Vaugn
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The 25 Hottest “America’s Next Top Model” Contestants
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Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Bikini Booty
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This Chick is Stalking Kanye West
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Free Cam Shows to Make Your Monday Better
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Emo Girl Rubs One Out
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X Factor’s Alexandra Burke Panty Peek!
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Yeah, I’d Bang Emily Blunt
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Lindsay Lohan Poses with Bloody Knife for Tyler Shields Shoot (PHOTOS)
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Some Fucking Dude Got Everyone in Guadalajara All Riled Up About Some Fairy Hoax and Here Is The Hilarious Story – VIDEO
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How About Some Nicole Scherzinger
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Tree Trunk Legs Hewitt Bangs Dudes She Meets in Parking Lots
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Yamila Diaz Gallery
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Russian Weddings Look Like Fun – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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I Don’t Know Who This Chick Is But She is Stalk Worthy
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And Here’s Taylor Swifts Ass – VIDEO
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Lesbian Oil Orgy – VIDEO
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Outlaw Lee Grace Dougherty’s Nudie Pictures
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GUESS WHICH STUPID FUCKING CUNTS SHOW GOT CANCELLED
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Tiny Blonde Gets Herself Off
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Kimbo Slice Will Beat Your Ass Down – VIDEO
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Hipster Hottie on a Bike
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How About Some Victoria Justice
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Woman Goal Keeper FAIL
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Hot Amateur in the Shower
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And 74 Hours Later, This Dude Counted to 100 000 – VIDEO
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Molotov Cocktail Fail
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Parkour Guy Shits Himself LOL – VIDEO
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How About Some Carmen Electra
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The Greatest Thing You’ll See Today
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Doutzen Kroes Is Officially Back Modeling Victoria’s Secret Bikinis, Woohoo!
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Halle Berry Sweet Ass And Titties In A Bikini – Doggy Style Baby!
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Does Something
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Nicole Scherzinger Open Wide Crotch Shot
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Candice Swanepoel Grabs A Handful Of Her Tits
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Angelina Jolie’s Hot Mom Tits
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Hilary Duff is Pregnant – I blame Myself
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2011

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have an obsession with knowing what every woman’s vagina looks like but I have no tact, skill, or subtlety…..I’m just like “what’s your vagina look like” and either they show me, threaten me, or ignore me….If I’m lucky I get to ask them using diagrams or hand gestures, but normally it doesn’t get that advanced an interaction…it usually ends in the first few minutes….Today I asked a leathery tanned woman sitting next to me on the bus, you know typical french garbage can of a woman all orange as fuck….she just pretended not to speak english….I also asked some twenty something with her boyfriend and the boyfriend got offended like I was asking him about his vagina, which I guess I kinda was assuming that loser ever saw a vagina and really who cares about my issues…when all you’re here for is some links to click….so what are you waiting for…click em.

Ginger Spice Jumping on a Trampoline
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I knew Hulk Was Behind the Naked Brooke in a Cage Pics
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Kristen Stewart Looking Hot in W Magazine – But I may Just Be Saying that Cuz I Love Inbreds Who Fuck Their Dads…
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Web Cam Sluts Who Will Be More Than Happy to Spend the Weekend with You
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Those Who Know, Know About Pinball Number 12 – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Ashley
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Aubrey O’Day is a Slutty Tweeter and I Like It
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The Hottest Topless Celebrity Ad Campaigns
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Olivia Wilde is So Hot It’s Insane
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Corey Feldman is Calling Out Hollywood Pedophiles and Here Is the Video
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MILF Hunters: Australia
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Free Cam Shows, SO Get Busy
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Pervert Catches Girl Next Door Getting Herself Off
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50 Hottest College Cheerleader Pics
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The Movie 30 Minutes or Less Looks Awesome Purely Based on the Fact That There Are Boobs In It
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Gwenyth Platrow is Fucking BORING, Jesus
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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It’s Been Awhile Since We’ve Seen Christina Ricci
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A Little AnnaLynne McCord
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Rachel Nichols Makes Looking Hot Look Easy
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Nina Looks Fantastic in Swimwear
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Sandy and Marley Get It On
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Crystal Lee Gets Sweaty During a Workout
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I’m Not Basketball Fan But This Dunk is Impressive – VIDEO
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Nikki and Tanja Get It On
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Zoe Saldana is Leggy
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Lesbian Threesome of the Day – VIDEO
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Dubstep is Stupid and I Hate It
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Hey There Blondie
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Brooke Burke Bikini Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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More Accurate Title for the New TV Shows of Fall 2011
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Now THIS is One Delightful Ass
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Jane Fonda Wants Us All To Know That She’s Still Fucking
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Yeah I’d Bang a Pirate Hooker
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Britneay Spears Gave Pauly D a Lapdance – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Insane Pregnancy Tits
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Dude Pissed On 11 Year Old Girl
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Nicole Scherzinger Is Kinda Like A Prostitute
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Megalyn Echikunwoke’s Ass Is Eating Her Bikini
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Jessica Alba Ready TO Drop Preganancy Pics
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2011

11

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s funny how cherry tattoos on a crackwhore always make me think the bitch is a virgin or at least all wholesome…I mean why else would she get cherries tattooed on her tits….right…it is like she’s a little kid and her breasts are a sticker book…or maybe she did it in honor of her lost innocence when she was molested by her dad as a child leading to a life in the sex trade…who knows….I just know that summer is almost over and I’m not drunk having this inquisitive conversation with actual women I can try to finger…on a sidenote the squirting is urine taste test of yesterday was a huge failure….I expected that…on another sidenote….I wonder if Christina Aguilera really believes the words of her song “Beautiful”….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Worst Old Man Fight Every
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Amy Winehouse’s Home was Robbed….
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Jersey Shore Sluts in Party Girl Action….
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Khloe Kardashian is a Monster Vagina in Pink
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This Alex Trebek Ho in a Hotel Room Thing Just Keeps Getting Weirder and Weirder
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Live Web Cam Girls, Direct to You
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Slutty Contortionist Plays Pool
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I’d Like to Be all Over Heidi
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Playmate Flashback – VIDEO
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Jessica Riccardi is Some Model That is Totally Bangable
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Sara Jean Underwood Versus Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Showdown
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Guess Which Shitty Singer Was Pulled Out of School Cause She Was Being Bullied (Because Her Music is Shitty)
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Free Cam Shows You Won’t Be able to Get Enough Of
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Why Yes, I Will Have Some Fried Butter on a Stick
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Emo Girl Rubs One Out – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleader Uniforms in the NFL
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Vienna Giradi Areola Slip
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Katie Holmes Looks Like She is Breaking Free From the Grasp of Xenu
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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Shots
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Here Comes Another Shitty Hollywood Remake
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts
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Yeah I’d Bang Jordana Brewster
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Candice of Doutzen? Who Would You Rather?
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Dirty Slut Uses a Urinal
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Check Out Jeny Romero
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Some 83 Year Old slut got Breat Implants and Here They Are
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Nikki Has Some Insane Tits
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Faye and Brianna Get It On
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is Just One Big, Limp Dick
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Who is Lily Collins and Why Aren’t I Boning Her?
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Jenna Presley Get Off All Alone – VIDEO
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Laura Whitmore FHM cover shoot
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Hipster Hottie in Short Shorts
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Alessandra Ambrosio Went Paddle Boarding in Hawaii!!
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Horny Lesbians Get Oiled Up
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Body Painted Slut in Times Square
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How To: Crash Your Maybach – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Lynette Strips Down
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15 Playboy models who?e been in trouble with the law
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The Ten Kinkiest Cities in America
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LeAnn Rimes is Pathetic
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2011

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I started an online challenge to defunct the myth that girls who squirt are actually peeing…So mail me your jars of squirt and I’ll taste test it to determine the origin and ingredients involved….It’s my new life work…my new passion…don’t let me down people…

On a Sidenote – I hope Anonymous Deletes Facebook – Cuz Facebook is the Devil…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Lindsay Lohan Got Busted Buying Drugs on Video – Her Publicist Says it was a Mixture of Quartz, Crystals and a Meteor….a Common Purchase and Who Really Cares…Call me when she’s dead.
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Selena Gomez Hot Sex Offender Outfit While Performing of the Day
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Okay Ali Lohan Looks Exactly Like Sam Ronson and Yes I’m Implying There is Some Weird Lesbian Sister Sex Thing Going on Between Her and Lindsay
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The BEST Web Cam Sluts on the Net, Hands Down
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Worst Old Man Fight Ever
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Mom Bikini Has a Great Ass In It…
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Lohan is Dating Coldplay Bassist – Who Cares – Call me when she’s dead…
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Lauren is the Type of Chick I Dream Of
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Some of the Sexiest Twitter Pics You Will See All Day
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The 25 Hottest Celebrities Who’ve Posed For Playboy
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Sara Jean Underwood Sexes Up Twitter Half Naked and Such…
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Bar Refaeli is Covered Head to Toe in Mud
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Free Cam Shows, From Me To You
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Yeah I’m Gonna Put Naked, Bronzed Justin Bieber on the List of Things I Don’t Want to See
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Amateur Masterbating Blonde Gets Pretty Nasty – VIDEO
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40 Sports Stars Whose Vices Ruined Their Careers
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Body
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Lord Xenu Had a Big Party and a Lot of the Scientology Nuts Were There
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Yeah I’d Bang Dianna Agron
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Jesus Christ, And You Thought Your Apartment is Small – VIDEO
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Stella Hudgens 3 Years Away From Naked Pics
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some Salma Hayek Hotness
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And Here’s Some Raver Sluts
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Mileena is Probably More Than You Could Handle
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I Would Totally Bang Garcelle Beauvais
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Ivy Snow Has Some Big Ass Tits
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Mandy, Karmella and Hunter Get It On – VIDEO
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Heidi Klum Topless Sunbathing…Again
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Lady Gaga Ridiculousness of the Day
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I’d Like to Be All Over Anita Pearl
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This Yoyo Master Dude is Pretty Intense
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I Love me a Hot Blonde
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And More Erin Heatherton
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A Crazy Accident Compilation
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ahhhhh Sofia Vergara!
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Bryci Will Make You Think Naughty Thoughts
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Surprise! Justin Bieber is a Little Fucking Asshole
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Miranda Kerr’s Post-Pregnancy Body Totally Rocks In Sexy Lingerie
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Striptease of the Day
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Stella Hudgens 3 Years Away From Naked Pics
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DWTS, Peta Murgatroyd In The Nude
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Kim Kardashian Will Make You Gasp In Horror
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Bank Robbing Stripper Gets Shot
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How Impressed Is Jennifer Aniston
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Megan Fox Late For Work… Just Kidding
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2011

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say…I assume it has something to having been on the toilet all fucking day shitting myself cuz I haven’t had a solid shit in the last decade….and now I’m feeling pretty spent and ready to drink the last legs of my liver away….always a challenge I’m willing to take on cuz I got nothing else going on….Repetitive, probably, but I sit on a computer all day and a drinking problem that leads to not remembering anything in a mushy brain mess…so what the fuck do you expect me to have going on…I don’t even remember me leaving the fucking house today…I also don’t remember hot bitches sending me nude pictures, mainly cuz they didn’t, but thanks to being delusional, I can pretend it did…I can pretend so many good things happened even though they didn’t….good times…

Creepy as Fuck Nude Statue of Selena Gomez and Justine Beaver – I don’t think they made his vagina lippy enough….
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Dumbest Stuff on Wheels….
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Jennifer Love Is Fucking a Bottom Feeder from the Bachelorette Cuz Jennifer Love is Also a Bottom Feeder….but mainly just cuz her fat ass likes feeding…
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Adriana Lima Posing with a Bra
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Dude Accidentally Shoots His Peen Off With His Girlfriend’s Pink Pistol
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Live Web Cam Shows, From Me To You
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6 Year Old Skateboarder Will Shut You Down – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Stacie Sullivan
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A MEGA Tiffany Toth Gallery
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10 Ways To Tell If You Might Get Laid On The First Date
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Vida Guerra’s Body Is Still Insane
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Some Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Know You’re Living on a Budget
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Home Alone Teen Gets Naughty
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25 Unbelievably Hot Women Who Love Baseball
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Emma Watson Panty Flash
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Peaches Geldof Isn’t Fat Anymore, Probably Cause She’s on Heroin Again
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Geri Halliwell in a Bikini
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Imgoen Thomas is Hot in a Bikini
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This Chick Has Been Eating Her Husbands Ashes Out of His Urn and I Think I’m Gonna Fucking Puke – VIDEO
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Irina Shayk Gets Her Stretch On
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Injured Kid Gets Robbed =During London Riots Because People Are Fucking Savages – VIDEO
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And Not, The Ping Pong God – VIDEO
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Raquel Reign Brings the Hotness
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AHNOLD is a Fucking Asshole – VIDEO
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Jayda and Susie Get It On
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Hilarious Pro Gay Marriage Protest Signs
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Cameron Diaz is So Gross
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Horney Teen Gets Herself Off
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Candice Swanepoel Workout Hotness
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Leggy Hipster Chick in Acid Wash
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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Random Link Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Another Crazy Video From the London Riots
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Dancer Gets Knocked Out – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Hot Brunette Covered in Tats and Naked
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Monika Vesela Licks Her Popsicle
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9 People You Don’t Want to End Up Next to OIn a Plane
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some Mila Kunis Hotness
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You’ll Wanna Be All Over Dolce
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Irina Shayk Can Pull My Muscle Anytime
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A Topless Big Tittie Imogen Thomas – We Salute You!
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Fifty Wives or Life In Jail, What’s Worse?
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2011

08

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I was told there was pro tennis going on in this city so I went to every hotel looking for Sharapova, i figured what better time to breast feed off her ripped athlete body in the back of the van I throw her in, but then finally some sympathiser realized what I was up to and told me that it is the men’s tennis shit going on….which works too cuz I figure that means Brooklyn Decker is in town, and that I can breast feed off her in the back of the van while her downs syndrome looking face looks on….but after much hard looking I came up empty, which is pretty convenient since I don’t have a van…meaning the plan was flawed from the beginning…but in my quest I met some slag who I ended up going down on and for some reason her twat smelled like bug spray…not quite sure if it is a good thing or a bad thing…but my mouth was inside her so it can’t be that bad….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Arnold’s Got the Coolest Ex Wife Is a Cunt T-Shirt Ever….
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Lady Gaga Dressed in Drag is So Avant Garde Try Hard…Die Cunt…You Suck
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Irina Shayk’s Hard Nipples Working Out are Life Changing
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Huge Marilyn Monroe Panties
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Kesha Playing Her Vagina Instrument – Assuming She has a Vagina after Trading it in for this bullshit career
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he New Catwoman is Apparently a Stripper Too Bad They Have Someone as Dull and Ugly as Ann Hatheway Playing Her
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Kelly Rowland Slipped a Nip or Two
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Web Cam Sluts That Take It All Off
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Telemarketer Batman Prank. Wait, What?
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Jenny Strips Down at the Beach
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Irina Shayk Looks Hot Doing Anything
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Amateur Gets Filmed
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Who Would You Rather? Ellen or Justin Beiber?
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Top 50 Sexiest Female Golfers and Tennis Players
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Heidi Klum is Topless Again
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Ashley Green is Fucking Weird Looking
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Lara Spencer Has This Thing About Her That Makes Me Want to Bang Her
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Lookin’Good Sweetheart
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Ilary Blasi is Whacking Some Balls
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Emma Stone Brings the Hotness
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Kate Upton is Sexy as Always
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Swiss Anti-Drug Poster Uses Amy Winehouse’s Picture To Prove Their Point!
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A Gallery Of April O’Neil And Her Sweet Personal Pics
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These Busty Teens Are in Action
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Slippery & Wet – Sexy Oil Bikini Calendar
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I’ve Said It Before and I’ll Say it Again, I Would Totally Bang Zoe Saldana
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Brea Morgan Brings the Sexy On
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Planned Parenthood Goes Bollywood! WTF! – VIDEO
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I’m Sick of Hipster Chicks Dressing Like Fucking Librarians
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio
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Girl on Girl Lap Dance – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Naked Skydiving With Playboy Bunnies!
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I Wanna Be all Over Emma Frain
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drive Like a Fucking Moron – VIDEO
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Balloon Fetish Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Tyra Banks is Still Fat
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Rihanna Humped Some 60 Year Old Dude on Stage, And Here’s the Photo
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Blake Lively is Leggy
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Ilary Blassi Can Whack My Balls Anytime
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Chanelle Hayes Spilling Out Of Her Bikini Top. I see Areola. Sexy!
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Kelly Rowland Puts Her Tits On Display In New Jersey
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Rihanna See Through Top And Nipple Ring
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Taylor Momsen Dry Humping On Stage and 3 More Ways She Has Disappointed Her Parents
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Charlize Theron See Through Spandex
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I SAID….

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2011

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend…or what I like to call the two nights I try to spend figuring outa way into the neighbor’s house, or even a girl I follow home’s house, to lock myself in her closet and masturbate with a pair of her panties, only to get caught, arrested, humiliated on the news for being the freak panty closet follow you home when drunk pervert….it’s the best kind of orgasm….

Here are the stepLINKS…have a holly jolly weekend…you useless cunts and follow me on FACEBOOK and TWITTER cuz I want to feel like I am relevant…

Good times. Drinking times. If I don’t die…I will be back.

On a Sidenote I just saw a trashy pregnant chick walking around in a bikini and it was amazing…

Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip – I’d Post it but I don’t Care Nuff Bout Fat Hoes.
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Irina Shayk Walking Her Dog is So Human for Such Awesome Tits….I just wish I had the shots of her picking up the shit…that’s the porno part…
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Octomom in a Bikini – Lovely.
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Live Cam Shows To Keep You Busy Friday Through Sunday
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I Bet These Street Performers Make More Money Than I Do
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Cynthia Escobar Brings the Hotness
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Sexy Girls with Even Sexier Self Shots
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The 10 Hottest MMA Ring Girls of 2011
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Jenna Haze is Rockin a Bikini Proper
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Guess Who Wants to Run for President
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Cam Shows With the Hottest Ladies Around
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Amateur Uses Phone as a Vibrator
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Anne Hatheway as Cat Woman in Menh
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Lingerie Basketball vs. Lingerie Football: Which Is More Legit?
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Olivia Wilde’s Tits
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Haven’t Seen Sarah Michell Gellar in Awhile
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Zooey Deschanel Really Annoys Me But Here She is Anyways
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Kim Kardashian Candid Cleavage
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Blake Lively’s Ass
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This Chick is Playing With a Whale Dick!!! Hahahahah
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I Wanna Be All Over Rebecca
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Barbie is the Kind of Girl You’ll Want to Violate
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You Know a TV Show is Shit When the Best Part About It Is the Dog
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Who the FUCK Would Rock Diamond Encrusted Contacts?
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Kristina and Katia Get It On
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Airport Security Obsessed Over Passenger’s Panties
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Haven’t Seen Nicole Scherzinger in Awhile
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Horny Lezzies in the Kitchen
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Laura Whitmore FHM cover shoot
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I Love a Leggy Hottie
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Miranda Kerr is One Hot Mamma
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Accidental Drifting Fail – VIDEO
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Isabelle is Hot in White
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Some Vanessa Pudgens
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Check Out Ashley and Her Tits
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Courtney Stodden is fucking Disgusting
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I wish Ashley Tisdales Face Was as Nice as Her Body
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Mandy Moore is See Through
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Miranda Kerr’s AMazing Full Tits
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Jersey Girls Don’t Pump Gas But they Are Still Trash
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Taylor Swift Does Eminem’s Lose Yourself Cuz She’s a Fucking Dork
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Rihanna Camel Toe Bikini Enjoys Her Water Sports
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Kim Kardashian See Through Cleavage Candids
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Nicki Minaj Tits Slip on Live TV – Good Morning America
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Tamara Eccelstone’s Wonky Tits Defy Gravity
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Olivia Munn Sweet Sweater Puppies – I Don’t Know How She Does It
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2011

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I need someone to go to events for me in LA cuz I’m not able to go….You don’t have to wear a mask but you do have to make the people in attendence feel really awkward and document it on camera….I think it will lead to a hit TV series…or not….so email me if you’re down. It doesn’t pay but it is really prestigious….

I made friends with a crazy immigrant in the park who told me that her dog doesn’t like to play but she does and she grabbed my cock…or whatever stump I have that I call a cock that lead to her laughing as she walked away to her a guy she started making out with who was 300 pounds and riding a mini bike in one of the weirdest encounters ever….one that I am still not convinced I actually saw…but was definitely in the top 5 videos that woulda gone viral that I saw but didn’t film cuz I’m not instinctive like that….

Drinking time. Follow me on TWITTER or FACEBOOK and do it fast…before they shut me down a fifth time.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Some of the Single Best Tits in a Bikini Belong to Some Slut Named Tamara Ecclestone
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Reporter “Pussy” Blooper….that is Hilarious
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Nicole Kidman Looks Like a 20$ Hooker and I Like It
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Couple Get Caught Fucking on the Beach
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Anne Hathaway in a Movie Trailer cuz She’s an Actress and Movies is What She Does
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Kristen Bell’s Sheer Party Dress is Awesome
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Ridiculous Couch Surfing Video
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Bikini Slut Does a Faceplant – VIDEO
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Gotta Love an Asian Hottie
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Rachael Morgan is all Sorts of Hot
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Amber Heard’s Great Black & White Cleavage
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Kendall Jenner is Fucking Weird Looking
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Free Cam Shows From Me to You
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WTF Photo of the Day
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She’s a Frisky Teen
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The Sexiest Off Season Wives and Girlfriends
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Heidi Klum is Topless Again
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God I Love Emma Stone
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Kim Karsashian, Just Because
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Belen Rodriguez Hotness
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Darya is an Olympic Hottie
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Raquel is a Whole Lot of Woman
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Bad girls Club Insanity – VIDEOP
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Ariana Jollee and Ava Rose Get It On
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Part 2
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These Chilis Look Like Dicks and It’s Hilarious
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Brunette and a Sex Toy
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Doutzen Kroes Hotness
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Gotta Love a Leggy Babe in Heels
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Bike Trick Fail – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heather Locklear Cleavage!
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Model Contest BRAWL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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10 of the Best TV Shows That Only Had One Season
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Check Out Skylar Diggins
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Octomom is Fucking Disgusting
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Amanda Seyfried’s Hot Tits that I Love on Set
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Sofia Vergara Has My Attention As Long As She Keeps Her Mouth Shut…Or Filled
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Rihanna’s Slut Parade
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Kelly Osbourne Needs To Shut The Fuck Up
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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Big Tits To Coldplay. Makes Sense, They Both Fucking Suck
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Kristen Bell Or Rachel Bilson, Who’d You Rather
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Tanned Slut Makes Her ” Boyfriend” Cum Fast
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Greco Roman Suplex
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Tom Brady Proves Yet Again That Gisele Has a Cock….
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Kardashian Jailbait Goes to Gymnastic Class Cuz Their Mom’s Whoring Them Out Right
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Sofia Vergara’s Had Huge Tits Since She Was 13
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Helen Hunt Bikini Tits
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This Girl’s Making Out With her Reflection in the Mirror…What a Fuckign Slut
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