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2011

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

If you’re so interested in hearing what I have to say about nonsense – TWITTER …..

I want 100,000 – 1,000,000 followers and despite never getting what I want, your follow will help reach that goal…while I go out drinking……cuz there’s nothing else to do….especially when you’re an addict….

I feel like I repeat myself…

I feel like I repeat myself….

See what I did there…bad joke…for real…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Rebecca Romijn Needs Shorter Shorts
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Your New Underage Fetish
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Lil Kim Flashes her Twat of the DAy
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The Best Hood Since the Clit Hood
Sexy in Sweat Pants?
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Model with the Biggest Breasts is in a Coma
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Jessica Alba is Pregnant Again – Who Cares She’s Been Dead to Me Since Getting Pregnant the First Time….
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Eliza Doolittle Flashes Her Tight Little Body
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Lindsay Wanted To Return The Necklace But Was “Too Busy”. Jesus Christ
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She is One Horny Brunette (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 25 Sexiest Cool Chicks in Sports
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Because These Are the Type of Sluts You Want in Your Life
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Get Some Toys to Have Some Fun With (NSFW)
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Victoria Silvstedt Panty Upskirt
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Lea Michele abnd Her Big Nose in a Sexy Dress Which Makes Me Wish She Wasn’t So Ugly
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Meet Dishy Donna (NSFW)
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Pixie Lott And Some Sorta Bikini Lesbo Action (NSFW)
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Trucker Almost Crashes While Trying to Take Naked Pics of His Wife (NSFW)
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Minnie Driver Old Lady Upskirt
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Meet Melanie Jane (NSFW)
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Don’t Stop Believing Gets Raped By a Choir
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Random Photo Gallery of the Day (NSFW)
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Little Kim No Panty Upskirt
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Here’s an Interview With That Super Granny Lady! Yes!
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This Naked Dropping Granny is the Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Veronika Fasterova Tight Body and Titties
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Super Mario Porn? Eeeeeeesh
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Yeah I’d Bang Clemence Poesy
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Real Beauties and the Great Outdoors (NSFW)
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victoria’s Secret is Always Fine By Me
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Hottie in Thigh Highs on the Street
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Jessica Stroup is Looking Hot
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Real Life Mario Kart Holy Shit!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Everybody Hates Amy Winehouse
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Well Hey There Christinan (NSFW)
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Frankie Muniz is Abusive and Suicidal but MAN His GF is Hot
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Minka Kelly is Casual But Still Sexy
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Striptease of the Day
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2011

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder what kind of website these people think I am running:

Hello

I am an seo consultant for babyaccessorize

We would like to exchange links with good quality web sites such as yours at http://www.drunkenstepfather.com

So I wrote back…

Steve

You are so right. My site is so relevant for Baby Accessories. I mean I am surprised it has taken you this long to find me….It’s like our sites are fucking soul mates…meant to be togther…so similar they may be related…but so perfect for each other we won’t let the fact that we are related get in the way of us fucking….you know I write about vagina, uterus and STDS and you produce products after the uterus does its job – a match made in fucking heaven. I just came…

On a side note, do you do any adult size baby accessories? I love infantilism and I wanna fuck my wife pretending she’s 2 and a half. No Pedo.

Please advise.

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com…

Here are my stepLINKS….

And Today in Charlie Sheen Amazingness…
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Keep it Homegrown and Hood
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Who Is This Bitch and What Has She Done With the Real Courtney Love?
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Because These Are the Type of Girls You Need In Your Life
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Irina Shayk’s Cleavage Went To The Late Show
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Kim Kardashian Gets Her VD On
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Busty Amateur Has Some Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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50 Hottest Female Soccer Players on the Planet
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun
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Pam Anderson is See Through (NSFW)
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More Emma Watson Because I Know You Have a Wizard Fetish
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Iveta Vale, Jessica Hall, Tera Patrick, Jessica Lynn Hinton Oh My
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How About Some Caprice Anderson?
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3 Nude Chicks on a Beach – With Captions (NSFW)
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I Wanna Bang Cheryl Cole So Bad
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Videos Like This Little Pussy Crying About Justin Bieber Make Me Hate Children – VIDEO
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Here’s Some Of Anne Hatheway’s Dull Nakedness (NSFW)
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Meet Petra Silander
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Kyra is Lovely Alright (NSFW)
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Vanessa Veasley Is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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I Love Bad Girls Club Fights – VIDEO
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Here’s The FULL VIDEO of Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape In Case You Only Saw Clips (NSFW) – VIDEO
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If Jessica Simpson is This Thin in Real Life, I Am Sober As I Write This
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Milana Looks Hot in the Grass (NSFW)
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Suzie Diamond Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts (NSFW)
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Rihanna WTF Are You Wearing?
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Honey Demon is No Angel (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Sara Jean Underwood is Always Easy to Look At
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Hottie Gets Leggy is Short Shorts
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Man I Love Isla Fisher
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eva Longoria is Leggy in High Heels
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Cam Girl FAIL
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Nikki, Anika or Medika? Take Your Pic (NSFW)
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Karla Spice is Hot in Leopard Print (NSFW) – VIDEO
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8 fast food items that will ensure you die of a heart attack
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David LaChapelle is Suing Rihanna
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Bangin Candy: The New 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models
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Rosario Dawson’s Great Boobs
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Kim Kardashian Bangs Another Dude On Camera
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80 People Struck With Disease At Playboy Mansion. Ya Don’t Say!
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Davorka Tovilo And Her Big Tits In A See Through Dress
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An Emma Watson Tit Slip
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Adrianne Curry Totally Fuckable In Black Latex
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Geri Halliwell Grabs And Handful Of Her Big Tits
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2011

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Valentines Day, the holiest of holy days to get desperate lonely bitches on your dick…The day of opportunity….cuz girls who are single always feel like shit about being single and need a cock to remind them that everything is gonna be okay, unless you’re in a relationship, in which case here’s my list of last minute Valentine’s Day gifts to give that special lady of your life…

Top Valentines Day Gifts To Make Her Feel Special:

5-A gym membership letting her know you don’t want to fuck her cuz she’s fat and it grosses you out.
4-A romantic drive 3 hours away from civilization where you’ve pretended to set up a picnic, only to drive away as soon as she gets out of the car. This one’s called “Survival Skills”….
3-Herpes…It may not hit today…but when it does tell her what it’s for…HPV or HIV work too….
2- A Used Condom You Used on Someone Else Earlier that Day With a Note Saying You Wanted to Share The Best Valentines Day of Your Life with Her…She can’t be mad, you used a condom….
1- A Divorce/Breakup/ or a pregnant hooker to show her just how much you don’t want to stay with her or knock her up cuz Relationships are Dull, Demanding, but you fear being alone…cuz no one else will fuck you.

Just don’t cut the crotches out of your stepDAUGHTERS panties and tell her she’ll thank you later…I don’t know what I’m talking about, I’m sure it’s useless and strictly based on having a fat wife I hate. You should give the people you love a hug, spend money on them, because as lame as this shit is, or as bullshit Hallmark as it is, girls take it fucking seriously, and base your love on them on the shit you do today, so if you don’t deliver, expect to me the fucker alone masturbating with his tears next year….you gotta give a little to get a litt….True story…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Snooki Made Us a Valentine – Unfortunately – Cuz She’s Vile
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Get Yourself This for Valentines Day – After You Fuck Some Random Loneley Girls
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A Giant Round Up of Sluts at the Grammys to Start Things Off
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Christina Aguilera Fall On Her Ass At The Grammys and I’m Guessing It’s Cause She Was Drunk
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Because When Looking For a Slut, You Wanna Find Ones That Know How to Do Things Right
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Karissa and Kristina Shannon Get McTrashy
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The 10 Hottest Girls At The Grammys
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Rihanna’s Nipples Pop Up to Say Hey
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Asian Amateur Oils Herself Up (NSFW) – VIDEO
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25 Hottest Female Athletes Under 25
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Because These Are What I Call Valentines Day Gifts (NSFW)
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Katy Price Panty Peek Upskirt (NSFW)
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Kate Hudson Just Because
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Valentine’s Day With Chanel Iman
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Emma Watson Kinda Sort of But Not Really Upskirt
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Monkeys And Man Ass Will Always Make For a Good Viral Video – VIDEO
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Valentines Day Done Right (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Claire Fricke is One Hot Model
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slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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How Not to Give a Kid a Bath – VIDEO
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The Best Tombstones Ever, Because Death Doesn’t Have to Be Depressing
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Rosa Acosta Behind the Scenes
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Helena Bonham Carter Looks Half Way to Bangable When She Takes a Shower
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SNL Does an Amazing Job of Making Fun of Little Wayne and Eminem – VIDEO
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Hot Arab Babe With a Perfect Ass (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Emma and Devin Get Their Lesbian On
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Devon Lee – Milf Supreme Pornstar (NSFW)
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Sophia Bush is Looking Hot
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Carla and Bianca Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Holly Valance Has a Hot Body
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I Love a Leggy Strawberry Blonde Babe
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Erika Jayne is Trashy and I Like It
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Cute Teen on Web Cam With Big Titties (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Stacy Shey Wants to Be Your Valentine (NSFW)
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Russel Brand Speaking Gibberish For 4 Minutes is a Great Way to Waste Time – VIDEO
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BMX Group Fail – VIDEO
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Now THAT’S What I Call Fireworks – VIDEO
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Selena Gomez Blabs On About Justine Bieber, Looks Hot
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Jessica Alba is Looking Pretty Hot at the Baftas
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JoJo Levesque Looks Like a Black Haired, Trashier Version of Lohan, As If That’s Possible
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Jennifer Hawkins Some Bangable Aussie Chick In A Bikini
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Holy Fuck Ciara Is Totally Fuckable In This Dress
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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Tits In A See Through Dress
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A New Emma Watson Panty Upskirt
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JWoww’s Big Tits In A See Through Dress
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Jessica Simpson Has Given Up On Life
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2011

12

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I randomly landed on site where people talk masturbation that I can assume weird gay old men go to hoping to lure in kids by writing their weirdness….

My favorite way to masturbate is to lie on my back, throw my legs over my head, and then pump the whole load right into my mouth. It tastes great and it is not too filling. Enjoy!

Here’s another great tip….

Masturbation Tutor technique actually involves swallowing my own cum. It really tastes great and I never miss a drop. Now my wife has no idea I eat my own cum. That is my little secret. My technique includes a simple funnel contraption to catch my goo. I take a small funnel and attach a piece of clear tubing to the end. I lie on my back and stroke my manhood and just as I begin to cum I squirt it down the funnel. I place the tube end in my mouth. At this point you have a couple of options. You can hold the tubing in your mouth and let the cum drain onto your tongue and savor the flavor and then swallow the load. The other technique I have tried involves actually swallowing a short portion of the tubing and allowing the spunk to drain down your throat without even knowing you swallowed it. This idea is a huge turn-on knowing you swallowed your load and never even got a taste of it.

Here’s an even better tip….

Early during the day I will cum in a condom or plastic bag and then set it aside. Later on when I’m horny again I will warm the cum up to body heat, poke a pinhole in the bag and let the cum drip onto my tongue as I masturbate. The taste of my cum while I’m masturbating makes me even more horny and I have a great orgasm.

I randomly landed on a site where people discuss whether letting their dog lick their pussy is normal or not…

I’d never ever openly admit it but ive let me dog lick me out before. im an attractive female and its not like i dont “get any” but one day when i was lying in bed in my short short, my dog started sniffing that area and for some strange reason, i took them off and let my dog at it i was so shocked at the fact that i had to push my dog away from downstairs,she just kept going at it; she enjoyed it. it was a really pleasurable experience, she was going at it so hard and deeeep and it just felt so good. afterwards i had the worlds longest shower. LOL im not attracted to my dog or anything, i find that disgusting. Just attracted to the feeling

ok…..

Helo, i must say i have dont it once or twice myself. But i hate it when i think about it. I have never EVER told anyone i have. The first time i was laying on my bed arfter i had just had a bath, my dog sniffed my crouch and then started to lick. At first i pushed him away but he keept coming back, hes only licked me 3 timess cause i would rather my boyfriend do it to me…

And the winner….

hhhhh….dis story makes me so HOT!!!! I agree with you, i dnt think its anything with letting your dog lick you out. I enjoy it!!!!! I let my cat do it as well. One day, I was laying down as well and was feeling a bit horny. My boyfriend was no where around so i took my clothes off and sat in front on my dog. As I knew, my dog came in between my legs and jus start going at it!!!! It felt so good and I let her do it 4 hours. I had about 4 orgams lol!!!!!

The internet is fucked. I like to contribute my fair share to that…

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Here are my stepLINKS….Have a good weekend fuckers….

Heidi Montag Makes Up Bullshit Stories, Looks Like a Valentines Day Whore
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D’arcy from Smashing Pumpkins is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Because It’s The Weekend and It’s Time For You to Kick Fucking Back (NSFW)
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Everybody’s Parents Are Completley Insane and Thank God Someone Was Smart Enough to Start Compiling All the Proof – MUST READ
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Proof That Brooklyn Decker has a Shitty Face and Big Tits….
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Mila Kunis is as Sexy as Ever
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Jessica Simpson Is Too Fat To Get Married
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Busty MILF Destroys Her Own Ass (NSFW) – VIDEO
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NHL’s Sexiest Ice Girls
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Summer Glau Gets Uber Sexy In Esquire
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Natalie Getz…I’m Guessing She’d Suck Cock To Be Famous
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Toys Make Any Bedroom Romp More Exciting (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston Birthday Tits (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan’s Big Tits Still Bouncing Free… For Now
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Jersey Shore Now Banging Chicks In London
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Some Cameron Diaz
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Nothing Comes Between John Travolta And Hot Man Ass
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Jenn Pershing, Alyssa Sutherland & Jesikah Maximus Oh My
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Paulina Rubio Panty Upskirt
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Maria Menounos – Black Bikini Pussy Lip Slip
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Candice Swanepoel Has Awesome Cleavage
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Happy Valentine’s Day with Sara Jane Underwood
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Self Shot Hotties (NSFW)
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Suelyn Meideros is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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WTF Photo of the Da – This One Left Me Puzzled
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Is Rihanna’s New Perfume Ad Satanic? You Be the Judge – VIDEO
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Busty Teens Get Touchy Feely in the Shower (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lux Kassidy and Rebecca Rayann Get Nasty (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Married Conservative Politicican Caught Cheating Via Craigs List Ads
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And MORE Mila Kunis
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Brunette Babe Takes Her Lingerie Off (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Bar Refaeli Photoshoot by Eyal Nevo
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Is This a Dude or a Chick? Help Me
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Leona Lewis is Wearing Something Stupid But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Explosion Free Demolition is Amazing – VIDEO
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Kelly Brook nude in Ben Hassnet Shoot (NSFW)
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Man Jennifer Hudson is Looking Hot
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Say Hello to Tess Taylor Arlington (NSFW)
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Heidi Montag Blew $2m on Her Music Career
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Some Paris Hilton Nipple Action To Start Your Weekend
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Charlie And A Mouth Full Of Crack
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2011

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Please send me hate mail and or pictures of your wife, sister, daughter who is 18, girlfriend, neighbor you stalk, wife….anyone…naked.

I’m bored….and it’s time for you to give back for all the useless nonsense I’ve brought you the last decade…or 6 years that happen to feel like a fucking decade….good thing I’m drunk most of the time…or I’d be depressed with how I’m as stagnant as swamp breeding westnile virus….or what I like to call Lohan’s dyke pussy….

Not that it matters….Here are my stepLINKS….cuz they matter.

If This Story About Jennifer Aniston Banning Heidi Montag From a Movie Premiere is True, She Just Got Ten Thousand Times Cooler in My Book
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Fuck Natalie Portman, Ms Swan as Black Swan Deserves the Oscar! – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Pictures of Irina Shayk
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Because These Sluts Will Help You Make It Through The Week
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Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton And Lily Aldridge Get Sexy Together
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Dita Von Tease or Camille Alves? Who Would You Rather?
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Paintball Gun up the HooHaaa (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian And Taylor Swift Want To Have Sex With Justin Bieber
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Because Toys Make Even Adult Games More Fun
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UK TV Hostess Lizzie Cundy No Panty Upskirt
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Blake Lively is Cleavage-y
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48 Whale Tale Moments
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Salma Hayeks Tits Are Insane
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Tit Flash for Faster Service (NSFW) – VIDEO
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If You Didn’t Already Want to Kill Victoria Beckham, You Will Want to After Reading This
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When Backyard Wrestling Goes Very Wrong – vIDEO
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Meet Justine Bieber – VIDEO
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Carli Banks is Flexible (NSFW)
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Crystal Lee Brings the Hotness
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Selena Gomez Thinks Shes a Rapper – VIDEO
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Towel Dance Striptease (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Karlie Montana and Samantha Ryan Get Nasty
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Supermodel Izabel Goulart Topless
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January Jones Brings the Hotness
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How About Some Self Fisting? (NSFW) – VIDEO
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God I Love Stephen Colbert – VIDEO
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I Love a Cute Little Blonde
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Z-List Reality TV Star Natalie Getz Hits Venice Beach!
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Hot Teen Friends on the Web Cam (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Nicole Richie is Leggy
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How About Some Summer Boobs? (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Iga Wyrwal Looks Hot in All Black
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The 7 Best TV Characters Who Are Technically Alcoholics
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WHAT THE FUCK -> Couple Arrested For Locking Their Child In A Bathroom For Six Years
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Let’s Laugh at the Kardashians
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Miley Cyrus. A Little Bra And Tattoo Action
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Would You Bang This Underage Prostitute? Probably.
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Vanessa Hudgens Is All Wet, Diiirty And Spread Wide
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2011

09

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m sure I coulda done more posts today, I just figure I’m worth more than I’m making, so now I’m on protest until I get paid more, until I realize no one will pay me more, at which point I will resume wasting my days with this stupid site that robs me of my fucking soul. Good times.

Maybe it’s time to take the site more hardcore? Make some real impact….Cuz I can’t land 1,000,000 twtitter followers, I can’t land 1,000,000 facebook likes, I can’t land 1,000,000 dollars – why the fuck am I doing this? No gratification. Seriously. It must be cuz I hate myself.

I’m gonna go drink, cry and masturbate. Here are my stepLINKS

Ashlee Simpson Files for Divorce Cuz Pete Wentz is Homo
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Zach Galfinakis Pranks Jennifer ANiston Using Tila Tequila….And anything that uses Tila Tequila and Mocks Jennifer Aniston is Decent – Even if it is the Devils at Funny Or Die…..
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Miley Cyrus Braless And Hot For Marie Claire
http://celebribabes.com/2011/02/09/miley-cyrus-for-marie-claire/”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

Because Sluts Like These Will Make Sure You Never Get Lonely (NSFW)
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AnnaLynne McCord is Leggy and Hot
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Lindsay Will Be Charged With Felony Theft Today
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Slut Strips Down in the Club (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The Sexiest Female Athletes in Heels
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun (NSFW)
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I Forgot What Nice Tits Mena Suvari Has (NSFW)
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Jailbait and Borderline Jailbait of the Day
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The Ultimate Josie Maran Photo Collection
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Caprice Anderson Is NOT A Whore, But A Porn Star. Get It Straight!
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There’s a New Between Two Ferns With Zack Galifianakis + Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston and as Predicted, It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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Some Porn Chicks Are Too Nasty For Their Own Good (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Susan Sideropoulos is the Type of Model I’d Like to Get to Know
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Some Sasha Grey Cause It’s Been Awhile (NSFW)
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Emanuela DePaula lingerie shoot
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Fat Tootheless Redneck of the Day (VIDEO)
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Ericka Ivette is Muy Caliente!
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Sienna Miller is Single Again
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Jennifer Hudson is Skinny Now and Looks Kinda Like Brandy
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Insane Group Sex on Video (NSFW) – VIDEO
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3 Dildos, 3 Girls. Do the Math (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Naomi Russle (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus Just Because
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Busty Blonde on the Fucking Machine (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Karolina Kurkova Gallery
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I Love a Cutie in a Leather Jacket
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Sarah Shahi VS Camilla Belle
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Cutie Teens on the Webcam (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The LA Times Magazine Lists Their Top 50 Most Beautiful Women In Film
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HOlly Peers is Naughty (NSFW)
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WTF is Wrong with Avril Lavigne?
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Yvonne Strahovski Is One Sexy Belly Dancer
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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This is Our Future, Hosted By Taylor Momsen’s Ass
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Tryin To Look Up Katy Perry Skirt….
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Katherine Heigl’s Big Beautiful Tits
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AnnaLynne McCord Assumes Doggie Style
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Gemma Merna Looking Fuckable In Her Bikini
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Poor Katy Perry Wishes Her Tits Weren’t So Big
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2011

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

The only hate mail I’ve been getting has been from Facebook. I am pretty sure Facebook is going to delete my ACCOUNT , they keep telling me to stop linking to smut…even though smut is all aI know, they are laying to groundwork to rid me, which is good, cuz it just depresses me when I have to come to terms with how insignificant I am, and how no girls like my shit….or even talk dirty to me on it…especially on a site that makes billions off our collective work…that we get nothing in return for…some fucking community, it’s more of a dictatorship. Facebook is the new Hitler….You idiots just don’t realize it…you just drink the KoolAid and keep buying into it and buying into it….

That said, here are my stepLINKS…

Lindsay Lohan To Play Supergirl….Cuz She Survived Lesbianism, Sex with Wilmer Valderama and a huge percentage of the Hollywood population, Samantha Ronson, Heroin and Losing Her Career, as well as spending one night in a hotel room with me, Proves She’s Resiliant and Pretty Super…Especially Her Tits…
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Miley’s New Boyfriend Banged Amy Winehouse. Nice.
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Halle Berry Looks Hot on the Cover of Ebony, Is Also Most Probably Racist cuz She’s Trying to Prove her Blackness….
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Sara Jean Underwood is Pratically Deep Throating a Bottle and I Like
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Katy Perry Has A Great Ass, These Pics Prove It.
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Free Cam Shows to Get Your Motor Running
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Olivia Wilde Is Single and Hot as Ever
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18 Year Old Plays With Her Pussy (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The Top 50 Commercials From Super Bowl Sunday
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This Slide Show of Betty White Meeting Coco the Gorilla Melted My Ice Cold Heart – VIDEO
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Because These Sluts Will Help You Start Off the Week Right (NSFW)
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Because Even Grown Ups Need to Play With Toys (NSFW)
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Mathilda May Has One Nice Rack (NSFW)
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Who Would You Rather, Lea Michele or Christina Agiuilera?
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Maria DeMartino, Cristina Del Basso, Isabela Soncini & Kortnie, Oh My
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Sophie Reade Big Tit Throwback (NSFW)
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Let’s Read About the Time Josh Brolin Watched John Travolta Heal Marlon Brando With His Scientology Gayness
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Woman Pissing on Sidewalk Has Purse Stolen (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Caroline Winberg is a Model I’d Like to Get to Know
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Sexy Pic Dump of the Day
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Wow Avril Lavigne is Actually Looking Hot in Italian Vanity Fair
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Kanie Marie is One Dirty Girl (NSFW)
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Trina Wants You to Get Your Ass on the Floor
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Officers Find Crack Hidden In Man’s Penis Foreskin. Gross
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Worlds Worst Medical Kid has NO IDEA how to Hold a Stretcher LOL – VIDEO
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How About a Little Hot Blonde? (NSFW)
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Top 5: The Bizarre Sex Toys (NSFW)
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Gemma Ward is Looking Hot in Some Mag Spread
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Slutty Sluts Get Their Orgasm On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Sexy Chicks on Video for FHM – VIDEO
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Is This a Guy Or a Chick, I Can’t Tell
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Man I Love Jessica Lowndes
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Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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January Jones Makes Dog Walking Sexy
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Fitness Buddy Slut – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Chloe, Jane or Nina?
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Daria Looks Hot on a Motorcycle (NSFW)
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The 10 funniest fictional drugs from TV and movies
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Katy Perry’s Tits Are Photoshopped
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Bangin Candy – “Sheneka Adams” Behind The Scenes Video Shoot [Photos] [Video]
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Dana Plato (Lindsay Lohan) Will Be Charged
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Miley Cyrus Will Be Fat in 10 Years. Maybe Sooner.
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January Jones, See Through In February
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Is It Wrong To Be Turned On By This
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Taylor Momsen Wants To Flash Her Goods
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2011

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I was gonna post a pic of a tranny for you – because I feel like now that football season is over – you need shit to jerk off to that is still has a level of gay, but not obviously gay as gay porn, you know subtle gay that you can sit around with your buddies and suck on chicken wings, get drunk and rowdy and maybe end up mooning each other, unaware you really want to be in each other….

But instead went for this pic…I think it was the right choice.

Slash Was Fucking This Big Fucking Monster of a Woman
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Shauna Sand And Her Slutty Song and Slutty Music Video – VIDEO
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GET THE COOLEST FUCKING SHIT OF ALL TIME ACCORDING TO ME
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All the Sluts From Teen Mom Are Getting Tit Implants
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Heather Graham is Still Looking Totally Bangable
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Web Sluts on Camera That You Won’t Have to Tell Twice (NSFW)
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The 50 Hottest Dominican Women
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How To: Find the Hottest NFL Cheerleaders
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Free Sluts Are the Best Kind of Sluts (NSFW)
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Holy Fuck The Things I Would do To Jessica Lowndes
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Home Alone Wife Gets Naughty on the Web Cam (NSFW) – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sexy Toys Tbat Will Make Things More Fun
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Anja Rubik is Looking Good Topless (NSFW)
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Cameron Diaz is Slutty at the Superbowl
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Victoria Silvsted Photoset
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Paulina Rubio Upskirt
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Even When Justin Bieber is Dresses Like an Old Man, He Still Looks Like Lesbian
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Naked Acrobatic Chick, Just Because (NSFW) – VIDEO
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How About Some Emily Rossum?
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Sexy Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Lara Bingle Lingerie Shoot
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Àmy Reid is Slutty and I Like It
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Jeny Romero Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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What’s Wrong With This Picture? (NSFW)
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Teen Girl Loves Webcamming and Getting Naked (NSFW)
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Alexa and Brea Get It On (NSFW)
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Top 5: Dildo Riding Video (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Dianna Agron Just May Be my New Obsession
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This Brunette Babe Knows How to Have Fun Alone
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Alyssa Miller Looks Good in Lingerie
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I’d Love to Get to Know This Dutch Cutey
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Kate Bosworth is Leggy in Short Shorts
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Dirty Dirty Teen on a Web Cam (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Strip Beer Pong With Brooke and Friends (NSFW)
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Brittany Herrera Will Make You Drool
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Miss France FAIL
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Sexy Clone Dilemma – VIDEO
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Katy Perry and Her Crazy Tits Promote Some Shit in Mexico
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Man, Fuck Dina Lohan
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Kelly Brooke is in Leather Pants and It’s the Hotness
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Statutory Rape Brought To You By Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez
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Paulina Rubio A Nice Upskirt For A Mexican
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Lohan’s Big Braless Tits Say Hello
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Topless And Hot Sarah Shahi Topless For Twitter
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The Kardashians Are Fucking Sketch
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Check Out Pam Anderson’s Face. She Should Have Stayed Home.
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I Can See Hilary Duff’s Nipples
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT -Life Sized Kitty Dancing In the Streets
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2011

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Do you think your mom shaves her pussy bald and why? I just feel there is something comical about a woman with grown kids having a fully bald cooch like she was 5 and trying to be sexy. That’s really all that’s on my mind right now…

Oh right. It’s also the weekend…

I’m good with that…

You should be too…even if everyday is the same level of lonely, only weekends you don’t have co-workers to sit next to to feel some level of companionship…..

Woah, that was depressing. Let’s get drunk…and remember you can always call Nigerian scammers, they are ALWAYS eager to talk to people…

Here are my stepLINKS

Tara Reid’s TIts Making Some Kind of Crazy Face
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I Will Never Get Tired of Tara Reid’s Drunkscapades
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Girls Who Get Naked For Free Are the Best Kind, No?
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LADY GAGA’S DOWNFALL HAS BEGUN!
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Great Pics of Megan Fox’s Tits
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Latina Goes to Work on Herself (NSFW) – VIDEO
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NBA Cheerleaders: Who Has the Hottest Dance Teams?
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Web Sluts Who Will Get Your Motor Going (NSFW)
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Take a Break and Play With Some Toys (NSFW)
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American Idol Slut of the Day – VIDEO
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Shauna Sand Insane Cleavage (Site NSFW)
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Hilary Duff Because, Well, Why Not?
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Joanna Krupa Super Sexy See Thru Lingerie Pics
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Jenny McCarthy is Looking Slutty As Always
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Total Porn FAIL and Meltdown (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Crazy Tattooed Face Mugshot Idiot of the Day (Must See)
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Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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I Wanna Be All Over Alie Layus (NSFW)
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Adriana Lima – Lingerie by Victoria’s Secret
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Amy Reid is Too Hot to Handle (NSFW)
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You’re Gonna Wanna Take a Look at Jessenia Vice
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More American Idol Insanity – VIDEO
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Some MILF With a Crazy Round Ass (NSFW)
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Denni and Chesney Are Naughty Lesbians (NSFW)
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Top 5: Best Megan Fox Upskirt/Nipslips (NSFW)
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Leighton Meester is Leggy in Vanity Fair
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Molly and Kiara Going Nuts At the VIP Party (NSFW)
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Alena Seredova is the Hotness
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I Love a Cutey in Biker Boots
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Jesse Jane is Lookin Hot and Getting Ready for the Superbowl
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Naomi Campbell Loves Cocaine
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People of Walmart RAP – VIDEO
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Anna is Totally a 10 out of 10 (NSFW)
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Taylor Momsen is Still Slutty
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Sandee Westgate is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Are Vibrating
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Mila Kunis Drops The Sexy In LA Times Magazine
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Kim Kardashian Wont’ Shut the Fuck Up ABout These Nude Pics – Milking it For All They ARe Worth – Take New Pics Slut
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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Remember – Tila Tequila Did a Porno
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Remember – Bad Dancing Can Be Good…
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2011

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I found out that Facebook has a group called Drunkenstepfather.com is Disgusting that I started months ago but never bothered with cuz I didn’t really grasp the shit…But now I’ve decided I want you to join cuz it’s better than BULLSHIT FACEBOOK PAGES no one goes to or LIKES…so JOIN MY GROUP

That said…some weirdo wrote me a novel from an account he created specifically to write this to me and I figure that effort should not go unnoticed…cuz I am really not important enough to do that for….

Here it is:

Here I am, I don’t care what other people think, while promoting something that some people hate, while standing aloof from the context, while riding the attention I get from the content. Drunkenstepfather here I am, I represent the duplicitous nature of man. It’s supposed to be degrading to women, but it turns me on. It’s suppose to wrong, but women seem to do it any way. I’m not suppose to like it, but pretending to like it gets tons of people who don’t watch my site to like that which I pretend to like, while understanding what people like. It’s confusing. I’m not famous, but I am. I’m miserable doing this, but I keep doing it. Nobody watches my site, but I still see things that make me feel people are watching my site.

Give the guy a hand….even though I am sure it’s a girl…It’s always the girls…and if I met her in person…I could easily pay off her anger and fuck the shit out of her…cuz girls are easy…especially when mad…

But girl or not that motherfucker is weird….real weird. Michael Jackson. I would never write that kind of shit to anyone…

Speaking of weirdos, here are my stepLINKS…

Justin Timberlake is Banging Mila Kunis – Who Cares
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Real Housewives Disgustingness of the Day – VIDEO
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Get
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The Top 100 Super Bowl Commercials (With Video)
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REAL Girls Getting Naked for Free cuz they are Sluts Are the Best Kind of Girls Getting Naked
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Two Hot Mommies Get It On (NSFW)
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A Pic of Rihanna’s Ass You’ve Never Seen Before:
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Candice Swanepoel Gets Fashionably Topless
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Olivia Wilde Does FHM France. Topless (NSFW)
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Find the Right Kinda of Slut for You (NSFW)
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P Diddy’s Song is Ten Thousand Times Better Than You and Me
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toys Just Aren’t For Kids Anymore (NSFW)
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Maura Tierney’s Breasts Turn 46 Today
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Hilary Duff is Looking Kinda of Hot in Paris
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Paula Garces, Lucy Pinder, Kendra Rice, Juliana Imai and Amanda Wenk (NSFW)
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WTf Picture of the Day – Titties Floating in the Water (NSFW)
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Julia Restoin Roitfeld is Braless (NSFW)
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Banned From TV – Family Guy Animal Penis skit
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Man I Love Sarah Shahi
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Midnight Snack Ends in Fat Chicks Fighting – VIDEO
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Hannah and Shay Get It On (NSFW)
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Suelyn Medeiros is Always Worth Taking a Look At
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Bangin Candy – “Sheneka Adams” Behind The Scenes Video Shoot
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Teen Twin Girls Want to Get Naked and Do Crazy Things (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Christine Alexis and Mackenzee Pierce Get Freaky (NSFW)
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Student Atheist Group Offers Porn For Bibles – Amazing
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Julianne Hough wants to Know If You’ve Got Milk
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Mulani Loves Her Finger Tips (NSFW)
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Victoria Secret Valentines Day Video
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Cutey in the Snow
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DAYUMM! Irina Shayk Attends NYLON Party & “Sunset Limited” Screening
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Lynn is Playing With Her Nipples (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aubrey O’Day Loves Taking Phone Pics Of Herself
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I Love a Good Gymnastics Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Cikita is Hot in the Mirror (NSFW)
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Sexy Ladies of the Super Bowl
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Get a Load of Nicole
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The Recent Rihanna Topless Pics Are Real
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Take a breather, here’s some Some Other Awesomeness

Jennifer Aniston Saved Perez Hilton Cuz He’s an Angry Little Fatherless Bitch who Seeks Approval by these Idiots, and when they Notice him – He jumps up and down like the pawn piece of shit freakshow I wish was gay bashed as a child and left in a ditch that he is…remember there’s no cure for aids.
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Is This America’s Dumbest Criminal? Quite Possibly, Yes
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Minka Kelly Needs To Be Stripped Searched
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Charlie Sheen Thinks People Care About Him. How Cute
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A Few More Pics Of Miley Cyrus And Her Hard Nips
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The 10 Hottest Funny Women
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Ground ZERO: Britney’s Crotch Shot
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Lisa Snowdon’s Big Tits Spill Out Of Her Tiny Bikini
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UPDATE: I’m drunk – Watch this VIdeo


dancing pussy in the street –
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