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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2009

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess I should post my stepLINKS. I was going to go out drinking, but it turns out my friends have as much loyalty as Balloon Boy has to his family, because thanks to his inability to lie on national TV, mother fucker is sending his dad to jail. You see that was probably the one time in his life he should have lied and this whole thing is going to scar him and I predict alcoholic, drug addict, pill popper scared of relationships and possibly suicidal is brewing somewhere inside him, and brewing somewhere in side me is the need for beer that was brewed a few months ago specifically for me….

Paris Hilton is Such a Self-Entitled Cunt
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Check Out The Tits on This Chick….
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Here is a List of The Best Fights in FIlms….
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Lily Allen and Her Dumpy Body are Topless Again
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The Amazing Covers of Screw Magazine for the 70s that You Will Laugh and Masturbate To….
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Nice Collection of Pics from the 2009 Stike TV Scream Awards
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Because If You Weekend Was as Shitty as Mine Was, You Need a Pick Me Up
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The 10 Hotest Indie Girl Sluts
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Facebook Fail of the Week – This is Awesome
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How Microsoft Singlehandly Fucked Over a Nation of Sidekick Users
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Alessandra Ambrosio Panty Upskirt
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The Japanese Make Everything Better, So Here is Their Version of Baywatch
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Jessica Biel is Kind of Pathetic
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25 Motivational Posters That Really Aren’t That Motivational, But Will Make You Laugh
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lohan Has Made Her Way Back to the Peen!
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Stripfilm of the Day
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However Fucked Up You Thought Anna Nicole’s Last Days Were, They Were Worse
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Soem Video From the Set of Rihanna’s New Music Videoth
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John and Kate Plus 8 Has Officially Been Canned, But Something Tells Me This Won’t Be the Last We Hear From Them
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Some Sluts From the Liquid Metal Fashion Show
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Balls Beer For Health Care Reform
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Live Nude Comedy Starring Tonya Kay
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off On a Motorcycle
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These Britney Spears Bikini Shots Wouldn’t Be Half Bad If She Didn’t Look Pregnant
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A MLIF and 2 Young Lesbians
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Calir Banks is Horny on the Couch
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And There Goes the TV – VIDEO
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Jessie and Her Toy
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Lookin Good Sweatheart
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The Best of British Boobs – Gallery
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3 Hot Babes on the Rocks
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The Goodness of Cody Lane
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who is Victoria Justice
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Some Emo Sluts Self Shots and Videos
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Tommie Jo is Busted
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Heidi Honey is Topless By the Lake
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Google Wave – Pulp Fiction
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Take It Off Baby, Take It All Off
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Every Single Kramer Entrance Ever
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Slim Shady Star Trek
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Does This Qualify as Rape of Some Sort?
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This Balloon Boy Hoax Shit is Getting Out of Hand
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Sexy Halloween Costume Cleavage Collection [108 Photos]
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Think You Have Seen Big Tits, Think Again
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Japenese Wrist Cutting Commercial
Seriously, WTF
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NEW JERSEY’S HOTTEST JEWISH GIRL STRIPS DOWN NAKED JUST FOR YOU … AND OY VEY DOES SHE HAVE NICE TITS!
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This is Tamara and You’ll Wanna Fuck Her….
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BONUS VIDEO – WEIRD EMO GIRL BEDROOM STRIP SHOW

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2009

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the DAy

I need to stop drinking. Or at least consider stopping because it gets pretty out of hand, especially when I introduce new alcohol’s to the mix, like this week was a bottle of Spiced Rum, sure not all that wild or exciting, but for a motherfucker who hates rum, shit not only turned me into a pirate, but it also turned me into a rapist. The good news is that the girl I violently raped turned out to be an old boot I found in the park I passed out in, so I guess it all worked out in the end. I got off and the boot won’t get pregnant, but I do think it may give me athlete’s dick, not because my dick’s an athlete, but because boots you fuck aren’t hygienic.

Here are my stepLINKS and I’ll try not to hurt more people with my drinking and stick to just humiliating myself as I’ve been doing for so many years and my only happiness is knowing I am not Balloon Boy’s dad, even though that dude’s more famous than I’ll ever be, despite how pathetic he may be….

LLLLL

Seriously, I Love Halle Berry More and More Everytime I see Her
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Lohan Isn’t Going to Jail…Yet….
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Better Get Those Tissues Ready…
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These Selita Banks Bikini Pics Are Just….Wow
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Mortal Kombat Versus Donkey Kong – VIDEO
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Rosario Dawson Booty Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Beyonce Is Usually Alright
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Sex Excuse Bingo
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s a a Video of the Balloon Boy Puking on TV, Probably Due to the Stress
of Realizing His Parents Used Him in Their Quest for Fame Whoreing Bullshit
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God Damn Cindy Crawford is Hot
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These Angelina Jolie Action Films Are Getting Kind of Redundant, But She’s Still Hot, So Whatever
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Pam Anderson, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Marisa Miller Costa Rica Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Introducing Gemma Newman
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How NOT to Demolish a Building – VIDEO
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2 Horny Sluts is Twice the Fun
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Lesbian Teens and a Dildo
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Fergie is an Expert As Tucking Her Penis Away and Could Tech Lady Gaga a Thing or Two
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And MORE Young Lesbians
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Drunk Guy Wants His Beers! – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Weird Vending Machines – Gallery
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Kim Kardahisn Gets Paid $50000 to Show Up at a Party Even Though
When It Comes Down To Shit, She’s a Nobody. What’s Your Job?
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Hungarian Playmate Voksan Virag is Topless
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A Sunset With Adela
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Party Slut Compilation
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I Wanna Be All Over Megan Good’s Ass
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Rita and Sammie Get It On
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Stephanie Emma’s Playboy Photoshoot – VIDEO
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON SEXES UP A BRAND NEW PHOTO SHOOT … AND IT’S AWESOME!
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Lick It Up Ladies, Lick It Up
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Girls Gone TOO Wild
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Kayden Kross Loves Leather
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Kristin Cavallari
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If I Knew Cricket Had Fights, I Would Have Started Watching It Ages Ago
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Various Reactions to a Very Public Penis
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IF You Give In to This Whole Paranormal Activity is SOOOOO Scary Shit, You’re a Moron
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Smoke Em If You Got Em – Video
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Okay I Don’t Care If I’m Fat and Drunk, I Need a Trampoline and a Wall like NOW
Because This Shit is Closest You Will Ever Get To FLYING
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WWE DIVA MARIA IS NOW ON THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE … SO HERE ARE SOME HOT UPSKIRT PHOTOS FOR YOU!
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Two Bonus Videos for the Weekend……

Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 3
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Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 4
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2009

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent 4 hours in the train station drinking at the train station bar with my weird friend. After I got drunk enough, I’d mutter “Now that ass is a train I’d love to ride”, well I actually only did it once and I was on my way out when I did it and the girl didn’t even hear me and if she did she would have liked it because she was so fat, all cock is good cock, but it’s the though that counts it was a waste of time as are most things I do, except for my stepLINKS, because them shits are GOLD….and here they are…..

Because the Weekend is Coming Early This Week, Just Like You Always Do
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MORE MIRANDA KERR!!
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Good To Know Dennis Rodman is Still as COmpletely Fucking Insane as Usual
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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RIP MOTHERFUCKER – LOU ALBANO EDITION
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Some Japanese Game Show Prank Hilarity with a Fake Sniper. Amazing
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GIANT CARDBOARD CREATURES INVADE THE NETHERLANDS!
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Kate Moss is Backstage and Topless
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Seriously, If This is True, Jennifer Aniston is a Moron
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Big Wheel Face Smash – VIDEO
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7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help a Girl Move
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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Represents Britain With More Poise Than the Queen
and When I Say More Poise, I Mean Like a Dirty Slut
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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How Amazing Would a Cat Fight with Michelle Obama Be?
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong with Tyra Banks?
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Vivica A Fox Has Still Got It
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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Finger Licking Cake
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Adriana Lima Photo Shoot
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More Ralph Lauren Photoshop Controversy
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some Big Boobs on Big Brother
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Idiot Chick Crashes a Bentley – VIDEO
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I Love These videos Where Chicks Fight and Fuck
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Caroline in the Bathtub
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You All Know I Love Kayde Kross
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Here Comes the Beginning of the End for the Jackson Kids
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Kate Beckinsale Gallery
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Amateur with Real Nice Tits
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Gorgeous Nikki Sims
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I Still Can’t Believe Joe Jonas Was Fucking CamilleBelle
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Monica, Dasha and a Vibrator
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Heather Takes Off That Little Bikini
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Go From Bullied To Bully in No Time With These Handy Tricks!
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Here’s How You Can Keep Your Dick Hard, Boys!
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Blade Versus Batman – VIDEO
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ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIES!!!
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Bedtime Stories With Heather
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Teagan Presley Knows How To Use Twitter!!!
(Great Pics!)
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Awesome Office Viral Video
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Shots From Birtney Spears New Video
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LOREN IS ONE PLAYMATE WHOSE NUDE BODY WAS JUST BUILT FOR PORN!
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Mickey Rourke’s Got Some Wild Fuckin’ Style….
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American Apparel Ad With Ass Crack….
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BONUS VIDEO :

Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 2 
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ANOTHER BONUS VIDEO:

These hurtbag snowboarding bums are trying to win a 500 dollar contest to support their hurtbag moochin lifestyle at their local ski hill, I decided to help cuz I am a hurtbag and respect their hustle, and because they read my site. So watch their season opening snowboard video…
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2009

14

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to get drunk. I’ve been talking to lawyers the last few hours cuz some bullies are trying to sue me since they mismanage their business and don’t know what they are doing. It looks like I am going to win and when I counter sue, like I am going to be rich. So I guess it means time to celebrate!

Here are my links…

Tricia Helfer and Grace Park Are in Maxim Together and Let ME Tell You, It’s Something Else
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Kim Zolciak Needs to Put a Bag Over Her Head, But Her Tits Are Fine By Me
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Because It’s Better Than a Night Drinking, Trust Me
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Marisa Miller Bikini Motherload
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A Day With the Google Street View Guys
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The 12 Hottest Colombian Women
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Wikipedia’s Biggest Fails Ever
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Some British Big Bobbed Sluts in Nuts Magazine. Seriously, Fucking Loads
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Where the Fuck Has Jessica Simpson Been Anyways?
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A Flowchart to Determine What Your Halloween Costume Should Be
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A Lot Of Celeb Cunts Derserve to Be Slapped In the Face, But Leona Lewis Ain’t One of Them
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Striptease of the Day
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YOU CAN OWN SOME OF MICHAEL JACKSONS BURNT HAIR!! HERE’S HOW!!
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This Elisabetta Canalis Cloney is Dating is Fucking Smokin’
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Lily Allen Has a Far Ass and Is Lying to Herself
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I Swear to God Shanna Moakler is a Tranny
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Zoe Duchesne Gallery
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Yahoo Ask is a Source of HOURS of Fun
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Kid Gets Knocked the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Deleted Showgirls Scene Which Isn’t Even That Raunchy That Was Deleted
But Here Is It Anyways
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Rihanna is So god Damned Hot, But I Really Don’t Get Her Fashion Choices Sometimes
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Lesbian Sluts Get It On
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Fiji Meat Packers Are a Bunch of Homos, At Least That’s How This Commercial Spells It Out – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Random Photos to Waste Time With
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Victoria Silvstedt Naked Calendar
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Teen Give Her Pussy a Rubdown
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Corin is Downright Sexy
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I Still Have a Thing For That Olga Kurylenko Chick From Bond
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Denis Will Do Funny Things to Your Lower Half
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Muriel Ols Herself Up Real Nice
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Waking Up With Aria Giovanni
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Some Kindergarten Evangelical Preacher Kid Freaking the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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An Olden Days Vagina Kicker!!!
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Who Knew Crazy Paid So Well? Apparently Tyra Banks
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Loud Mouth Hill Billy Squirter
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Dressing Up For Halloween Turned into Undressing
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The 5 Corporations That Are Ruining America
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Vickie Blows 2010 Calendar
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MIRANDA KERR GETS NAKED — YUP, THOSE PICS YOU’VE SEEN, PLUS EXCLUSIVE NEW ONES AND A HOT BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO
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BONUS VIDEO

Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 1
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2009

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just ate a jar of peanut butter because it’s all my wife bought this week grocery shopping and I was hungry. I think I must have developed a peanut allergy the last few months since the last time I ate peanuts because I feel like I am getting choked out or maybe my wife poisoned me. I guess it doesn’t matter, I’m probably just being a whining bitch from sitting on my couch all day and having little else to think about than my impending death and my stepLINKS…..

So here are my steplinks…..you’ll have to wait for my impending death.

Honestly, Seeing Lucy Pinder With Clothes On Would Shock the Hell Out of Me
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Sam Ronson’s Family Really Fucking Hates Lohan
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This Picture Would Be Hotter if the Mask On Her Face Was York Cum and She Was Eating Your Cock
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Jaime Pressly’s Hot Body in a Bikini of the Day
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Drunk Birtish Slut Panty Upskirt
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The Reublicans Are Striking Back at Will Ferrel or Something
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FORGET AUBREY O’DAY AND HOLLY MADISON’S BULLSHIT. ANGELICA BRIDGES AND HER FINE ASS TITS RULE LAS VEGAS!
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Untitled The Movie…
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AHHHHHHH Kylie Minogue!
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Get To Know 90210’s New Hottie
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In Honor of Marge Simpson, Here’s Some Rejected Playboy Cartoon Cover Girls
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Striptease of the Day
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Causes Car Crach From Sucking Dick…of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I’m Love/Hate With Kim Kardashian’s Ass, Today It’s a Love Type Thing
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I Forgot That Sophia Bush is Kinf of Sexy
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Carrie Underwood Looks Like Barabie But With Smaller Tits
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And a Little More Kim K
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Andrea Parker Gallery
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Cherry is a Russian Redhead
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Worker Falls on His Face – Video
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Karl Lagerfeld Never Ceases to Amaze Me With His Kuntness and I Love Him
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Amateur Fucks a Dildo
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Teen Slut Has Sex for a Bacon Cheeseburger
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KILL THE FUCKING SEAGULLS
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Avril Lavige Left That Troll Dereck Whibley for a Billionaire
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Rebecca Gayheart Topless Photoshoot
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Wow, Lucy Has Some Huge god Damn Tits
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Some Kiki Klement Will Make Your Day Better
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Josan Maran is Looking Alright in the Hot Mess Kind of Way
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Nellie is Open Wide
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Karla Spice Takes It Off
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Internet Communities Explain
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Jaime Pressly – Bikini Candids On Her Honeymoon in Mexico
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Miss Plastic Surgery – The Contest
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Nia Long is So Hot in That Girl Next Door Kind of Way and I Almost Forgot About Her
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Pussy Puncher
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Awhhh Roman Polanski is Depressed in Jail!
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Man on Man Blowjobs Are No Longer Gay
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2009

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

In all this thanksgiving drinking I have managed to find the time to post my stepLINKS. I know that may not seem like real commitment, but it fucking is, now click the links and fuck yourself.

I am thankful for you…..and by you I mean the girl in the black panties who was running around her apartment I was staring into a few minutes ago, you may not have been all that hot, but your ass was and the context of me peeping on you was, so that makes up for your broken down face, you hot little exhibitionist. Sit on my face.

Love,
Jesus
(no I haven’t figured out why I signed off on this post, considering the whole site is me writing to you, but I’m drunk, stop asking questions..)

Christina Hendrick’s Tits Gott Married, So Take One Last Look Boys
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – 7000 Calorie Macaroni Salad Edition
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Because You Girlfriend ‘Has a Headache’
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Coco’s Got Her Ass All Up on Her Twitter Account
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The Hot Girl Beer Diet
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GOT CHEESE?! – VIDEO
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25 of the Weirdest Coffins Ever
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Remember That World of Warcraft Insane Spazz Kid? Well Here He Is Again
**This Time With Drunk Father Action**
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Russle Brand is Claiming He is Gonna Tattoo His Cock
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Megan Fox is Still Fucking David Silver
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Ruth Firth is 100 Years Old and is Probably Going to Outlive Me – VIDEO
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The Star Trek Gag Reel is Way Better Than That Piece of Shit Movie
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Holly Madison Is Gonna Make You Love Octoberfest
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Jessica is at the Beach
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I Know Fuck All About Cars, But Even I Could Have Told You Infintis Aren’t All They Are Cracked Up to Be – VIDEO
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Amateurs Have a Go At Each Other
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French Maid Silvia
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My First Faceplant – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Her Giant Areolas Are Something to Look At
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Alice Goodwin Topless
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Kelsey’s Video Compilation
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Rock Air Guitar Hotties!
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Kelly Osbourne is Lookin Kind of Hot
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Jayden Cole is By the Pool
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Lisa Lipps 36DDD. Yes, You Read That Right
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Aria Giovanni is in Stocking
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Olga Kurylenko From James Bond is Hot, And You’ll Be Seeing a Lot More of Her
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It’s Bird!! It’s a Plane!!! Its….Underwear Man? – VIDEO
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The Legally Retarded Stripper
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$4,395 in rent a Month Will Get You a House Like Sam Ronson’s
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Spain’s Sexiest Discoveries (other than the Americas)
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Yeah, So the Michael Jackson Moonwalker Game From Years Ago? Kinda Weird…
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Kristen Stewart Bites Her Lower Lip A Lot
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KRISTIN CAVALLARI IS A TOTAL WHORE … AND THESE INSANELY SEXY PICS OF HER PARTYING IN VEGAS PROVE IT!
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This Bitch is Probably Dead, But You’d still Fuck Her
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2009

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been arguing with people for the last few days about whether the number of followers on twitter represents how relevant you are to the world. He has double the amount of followers than me. I don’t care who you are, I’d like to you all follow me on twitter, even if you aren’t using twitter because twitter is on some vain shit that assumes people care to read about the useless shit you do, it is strictly to shut the fucker up


FOLLOW ME

That said, it is a long weekend in Canada. I went out drinking last night. Saw some people I haven’t seen in years who got fat, I tried getting a girl who was bragging about how she used to role cigars with her tits to show me her tits but she would’t so the whole night was pretty much a fucking waste of time. I figure if you have skills, especially tit skills, you should exploit that shit.


Topless Bitch Covered in Mud
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The Older David Hasslehoff Gets The More I Feel Like We Have in Common
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Lily Allens Monthly Nipple Flash Came Early This Year
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Brooke Burke’s Got a Frontal Wedgie
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She’ll Help You Along The Way to Getting to Know Yourself a Bit Better
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Piano Stairs Makes Going Up and Down Stairs Better, Trust Me
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WHY WE SHOULD BLOW UP THE MOON!!!
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Alexa Chung Panty Upskirt
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Okay This Ad For Ricola Cough Drops is Kind of Amazing
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Shep Smith Has a Bone to Pick With Krispy Kreme Cheeseburgers
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Pam Anderson is Getting Roucher By the Day
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It’s Drunken Argument Friday
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Stripfilm of the Day
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I’m No Homo, Bot Pink is Looking Kind of Hot in This Photoshoot
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The Only This Lindsay Lohan is a Genius At is Doing Enough Drugs to Incude Miscarriages to Avoid Having Abortions
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Bai Ling is Fucking Insane, As Usual
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Seriously, Kate Gosselin is Such a Self Entitled Cunt and I Want to Kill Her
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Zoe Duchesne for Blush Lingerie
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Olympic Hotties: Who Would You Rather?
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When Hidden Camera Shows Fail
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Lesbians Have to Stay After Class
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Cindy is On the Stairs
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Gayness!?!? Wassup With That?
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TAYLOR WANE SHOWS OFF HER BIG TITS AND JUICY PUSSY
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Fatty on a Moped – VIDEO
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If Kate Beckinsale Wants to Choke Her Puppy, She Do as She Damn Well Pleases As Far As I’m Concerned
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Caprice Bourret Topless Calendar
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Chicks With Toys
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Pam Anderson Still Knows How to Take a Photo Though
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You Know Jane Krakowski From 30 Rock is Actually Kind of Hot
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Holly and Annabelle Get It On
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slash performs the national anthem at dodgers stadium – VIDEO
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You Can Lay There All Day Baby
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The 6 Sexiest SFW Girl-Next-Door Gallery Sites
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Jayden James Shows Off the Curves
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AHHHHHH Keeley Hazell
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Sexy Blonde Strips Down and Touches Herself
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Whose Are Bigger? Place You Bets
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Meridith Vierra is a Predatory Cougar
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Gayle is Voluptuous
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Some Nerd, Gamer Pumpkins For Halloween, Because You Are a Loswer Virgin and You Appreciate That Kind of Thing
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AN EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT OF PARIS HILTON BEING THE STUPIDEST CUNT IN THE WORLD … HILARIOUS SHIT BECAUSE SHE’S SUCH A DOUCHE!
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2009

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am pretty fat from drinking, I mean it is also from sitting all day, eating shit and all that, but I like to single out drinking as the problem, because admitting you have a problem is halfway to accepting that problem and drinking until you forget that problem, or some shit. I guess what I am trying to say is that I am drunk and despite people hating that whole “I’m drunk” talk, I have nothing else to say, cuz I don’t remember the last 5 hours so fuck you for being so demanding. I think we should have a springbreak part, let’s organize it….
Here are some stepLINKS to click while I sleep off this hangover that’s already started……..

Fight on the Bus in Chinatown – VIDEO
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God Damn Mila Kunis is Hot
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Audrina Wants You to Know Her Girls….
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Because You Don’t Have a Girlfriend and If You Do, She Isn’t Nearly as Big a Whore As She Needs To Be
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Hottie Hall Of Fame: Nia Long
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The Problem With Live News is That This Doesn’t Happen Everyday
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Some Halloween Tips To Keep You Kids Safe!! – VIDEO
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India Reynolds is Topless
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Ahhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Fountain Surfing – VIDEO
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Baby Jesus Is Getting A Brand New Manger, Thanks to Madonna
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The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lindsay Lohan is Steadily Digging Her Own Hole of Fail
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Sometimes I Forget That Rachel McAdams is Kind of Hot
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Elisabetta May Be Off the Market Soon
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Jocelyn Wildenstein Gets Hotter Each Day That Goes By
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Nicole Kidman is Officiall a Wax Figure, Holy Fuck
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Olivia Wilde Gallery
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Aiden Takes It Off
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Accident with the Lambo – VIDEO
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Taylor Vixen Gallery
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Patra Nemcova Photoshoot
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Lexi Bell Has Got What You Need
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kim K is in FHM South Africa. Wait, What?
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Anna Paquin is Pale in Her Bikini and Not Very Attractive, But Here She is Anyways
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Some Amateur T and A
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Victoria is a Hot Secretary Type
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Kelly Bensimon, of The Real Housewives of New York City Bikini Shots
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Hot Little Lesbos
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Alexis Slaps Her Texas Ass
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Georgia Superfan Possessed by Satan Just in Time for the Big Game
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FUCK THE POLICE!!
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Some Artistical Illusions
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Mommy Where’s My Doll
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Cheerleader Aria Giovanni
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10 Videos Of Pornstar Julia Bond Trying To Get Famous On Youtube
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Matthew McConaughey is Better Than You in Everyway
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Kirstie Alley is Going to Die
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Check Out This Living Cartoon
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Here’s some Girl With a Grimey British Accent Playin the Guitar in a Weird as Fuck Kinda Way!
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JENNA JAMESON BACK WHEN SHE WAS THE HOTTEST PUSSY ON EARTH
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2009

07

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I was feeling a little depressed that I don’t own any nice things, you know since I’ve spent all my money over the years drinking. As I looked over my disgusting apartment, my shitty furniture I pretty much pulled out of dumpsters over the years, my empty fridge, I stopped and thought, shit, maybe I do have a problem, maybe I should really get my act together. My clothes aren’t designer, my computer is some hand-me down shit I pretty much stole, my beer is generic storebrand, and then I realized that my lack of success and lack of nice things has nothing to do with my drinking at all, it has to do with being lazy, hating work and most importantly not marrying a wife with enough money to support my ass, so drinking’s got nothing to do with it and I almost blamed an old friend for ruining me, when in reality my old friend has been nothing but good to me. It was a close call, I was googling AA numbers and shit, but I saved my alcoholism for yet another day….

Here are my stepLINKS….


Vickie Blows is Naked and Has Tattoos
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Harry Connick JR Almost Knocked Some Australian Assholes Out Over this Blackface Shit, and Rightfully So
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Kayden Kross is Keepin’ It Comfortable….
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Kate Hudson is Lookin Like a Bombshell and I Like It
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Because Getting Naked on Webcams is Why God Invented Webcames. It’s Science.
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Star Fox: IN IRAQ
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God Damn I Love Bollywood
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Kate Moss See Through Nipple Shots
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Git Yo Bling String On!
(Fuck Women Will Buy Anything)
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Dina Lohan Needs to Crawl in a Hole and Die
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The 9 Hottest Argentine Women
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25 Sexy Cowgirls
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Roman Polanski: To Catch a Predator
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Striptease of the Day
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So There’s Gonna be a Threesome on Gossip Girl
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Freida Pinto is Lookin’ Mighty Fine
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Nicole Eggert is Spoofing the Fact that She is Fat and Seems to Be Forgetting the Most Important Fact: That She is Fat
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Shauna Sand, How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways
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Invisible Dogs You Say?
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Meet Jenny McClain
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You Don’t See a Body Builder Tranny Fight Everyday
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Juliette is Fucking a Dildo
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Katie Holmes is Actually Lookin Good on the Cover of Elle
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Horny Secretary
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Olivia Wilde is Marie Claire
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I’m Sorry But You’re Ugly
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Katherine Kelly Lang in a Bikini
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Anna Kournikova Orange Bikini
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Pussy At the Beach
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Well Hello Bryci
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How the fuck Isn’t Lauren Conrad Completely Ireelevant Yet
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Georgia Jones and Her Dildo Are Outside
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Jessica Bangkok and Her Big Old Tits
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Kiss Was On David Letterman
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And a Bit More Roman Polanski Drama
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Justice Remixed Lenny Kravitz or Something
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Something is a Little Off Balance
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Kim Kardashian’s Condo is On the Market, Now You Can Make That Dream of Masterbating in Her Bedroom a Reality
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Lesbian Midgets Need Love Too
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Some Sexy Halloween Costumes
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The 15 Biggest Internet Jackasses of All-Time
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Gina Gershon is Available and Topless
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CANDID PHOTOS AT HOME OF DENISE MILANI SHOWING OFF HER ENORMOUS TITS TO HER LUCKY (VERY SATISFIED) BOYFRIEND
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Ass Cheek Pants on Ratty Ass Hipsters….
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2009

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t bang this girl, but I probably should of when I took the pic. I’m just joking, I didn’t take the pic, but I should go out there and find a bitch who will get down like this for me, but since my wife made every last drop of sperm in my balls, and every last drop of testosterone in my blood pretty much dry the fuck out with her disgustingness, leaving my genitals more and more vaginal every given day…..

I guess it’s better than getting chemical castration like all the other sex offenders, not that I am a sex offender, but if I still had my male hormones I just might be…

Here are my stepLINKS….


The 100 Hottest Chicks Of The 2000s (with pics)
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The 100 Hottest Chicks Of The 2000s (with pics)
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Abigail Clancy Has That Fuck Me Look In Her Eyes
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Trophy Hoes Gotta Stick Together
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Man Gets Fired from a Job He Made Up For Himself
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Because Web Cams Are Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Lamar Odom Isn’t Giving Khloe Kardashian a Dime. Well Done
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Sonic Versus Pacman
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Meet the Ed Hardy Boyz!! – VIDEO
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Holly Madison Panty Peek
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Living Photograph Horror!!
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Lohan is Fucking Fading Fast
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Some Cakes That Are Good For a Laugh or Two
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Liz Taylor is Dying Let’s Start Taking Bets As To When
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mischa Barton is So Fucking Gross
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Yea, I’d Throw It in Lea Michele
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Dave Letterman is in the Dog House
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Tila Tequila is Actually Looking Alright Here
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olivia Wilde Gallery
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Boob Slip on Italian TV
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Nancy Grace is a Cunt and I Love It
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Pet Store Nip Slip. Yes, You Read That Correctly
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Vibrator + a Butthole
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Angie Stone is a Squirter
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Eva Herzigova in French Vogue
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Skater Takes a Tumble
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Mel’s Not an Anti-Semitic Drunk Anymore!
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Sohpie Reade is Topless
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Lucy is All By Herself
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Gotta Get Me Some Gisele
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Lindsay Price Ain’t Half Bad
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Helena is Sweet
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Belladonna is a Dirty Pig and You’ll Probably Love It
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Iga Means Business
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Kelli Will Make Your Day Better
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Jamie Foxx May Be Taking a Kirstie Alley Meat Bath
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Surpremacy Failure
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Justin Timberlakes Grandma Sells Him Out and It’s Amazing. Seriously I Wana Shake This Old Cunts Hand
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JUST TRUST ME … CLICK THIS LINK AND YOU’LL BE A VERY HAPPY (AND HARD) CAMPER!
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Ryan Jenkins Blames Jasmine Fiore in His Suicide Note
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Kayden Kross Shows Off Her Hot TITs in a Tight Dress
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Hot girls with snakes
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