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2010

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So the restaurant Jake Gyllenhaal was at are denying anything happened in regards to his shoving a girl I was with, it’s good for business to defend celebrities. I kinda expected it when they kicked me out for “upsetting the celebrity”, which is exacltly what they told me, as Gyllenhaal threw his hissy fit and demanded I be kicked out, since he’s here for 6 weeks and his 1000 dollars in Vodka bottles and awkward dancing on benches is good for business….

So the girls he was with are denying anything happened, because Gyllenhaal gave them attention and maybe he will let hang with him again, until he heads home and forgets they exist.

His entourage deny cuz this is their job…but I know what happened. I know what I saw. I don’t really care whether his profession Lawyers, managers, Publicists and other keepers say it didn’t….I wasn’t the drunk one dancing on bars like a fool.

Here is the Lawyers letter….

Dear Sir,

Our law firm represents Jake Gyllenhaal. I am writing with regard to the story that appears on www.drunkenstepfather.com entitled “Jake Gyllanhaal Beats Up Girl of the Day.” As you know, since you purport to have been physically present at the time of the events in question, the story is entirely false. Specific false and defamatory statements in your story include, without limitation, the claims that he was “making out” with a girl in the restaurant, that he threatened you, and, most damaging of all, that he pushed the girl who was with you into a table at least ten times before his crew held him back and that he “pretty much hit a girl.” As you know, none of this is true, and there was no physical contact between Mr. Gyllenhaal and the girl in question – nothing that could under any interpretation be described as hitting her or shoving her. There is absolutely no excuse for this kind of irresponsible journalism.

Demand is hereby made that you immediately take down this story and all references to this story from www.drunnkenstepfather.com and from any other site or means of transmission or communication that you control and that you immediately notify all other websites and media outlets which have picked up the story from you that the story is false and must be immediately withdrawn. Your failure to immediately comply with this demand will compound the damages for which you are responsible for publishing this false story.

This letter is not intended as a complete statement of all relevant facts or a release, waver or relinquishment of any right or remedy, all of which are expressly reserved.

Here was my reply….

I was at the bar. I am friends with the girl who was pushed by Gyllenhaal numerous times. I know there is video footage of the incident and I will be releasing it as it comes in.

Nothing in my story is false. There are witnesses. Your client was completely out of control, drunk and erratic and he and his entourage are in fact the ones lying.

He has been at that bar getting drunk 5 nights the past week.

If it is necessary, I will be issuing a police report as it has come to that because you are sending me lawyers letters in regards to an experience I was a part of and witnessed where your client verbally assaulted me and my female friend, when I made no contact with him, I made a comment to the girl he was with.

In regards to the girl he was “making out with”. Deny what you want. I was there. I even know her name.

I saw what I saw. I witnessed what I witnessed and telling my story is not defamation of character, it is free press, I am allowed to say what I saw as a first hand account of the events that took place if I was in fact there…I love that they are telling me what I saw, or at least trying to tell me what I saw because rich and powerful people can create my reality if it involves their client…If he doesn’t want to be called someone who shoves girls…he shouldn’t shove girls….especially since he only lost his mind after I made a comment to a person he was with, not even directly to him…

What I can tell you is that when he got in my face I thought it was a joke…but when he hurt and scared the girl I was with for telling him to calm down and even made her cry…it was no longer that funny…

I hate how celebrities think they are above the law, that they can do what they “erase” events I witnessed, that they try to destroy the little credibility I have while using scare tactics cuz I don’t come from a rich Hollywood family…

My story is truth…his machine has more power than me…but he was the one who went nuts…and here are my stepLINKS…cuz I am bored of all the emails I am getting over this.it is so fucking boring…

This whole thing is so silly and here are my stepLINKS…

Remember – actors are professional liars…

More Hipster Nipple Thanks to American Apparel
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Holy Fuck Mila Kunis is Looking Good
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Oh Hey There Donny Osmond….Wait! – VIDEO
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15 Female Celebs Most Often Mistaken for Transsexuals
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Julianne Moore Is Still Hotter Than Ever
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Because There’s No Way in Hell You Got Laid This Weekend
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Vida Guerra’s Cleavage is Just Fucking Insane
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Don’t Worry Little Baby, I Hate Miley Cyrus Too – VIDEO
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Lily Allen No Panty Upskirt
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I Don’t Know What’s Going On In This Lost Bloopers Reel, But It Gets More Funny Every Time I Watch It
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Avril Lavigne Was As Drunk on the Weekend as I Am Right Now
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Guess Which UK Junkie Fuck In Need of a Shower Got Arrested Again?
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Cute Blond Teen Rams a Dildo In Her Pussy
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Now THAT’S Self Defense – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Vendula’s Got a Sweet, Sweet Ass
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Jessica “Miss Rabbit” is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Miley Cyrus is Leggy
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Pretty Bad Things? Is That What They Are Calling It These Days? – VIDEO
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Layla and Tiffany Get It On
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Some Maria Menounos Just Because
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pics Of The Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Keira Kightley is Looking Kinda Anorexic But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Guess Who Is Going to Be the Next Bond Girl?
(Can’t Wait)
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Jessica Alba isBack to Being Hot
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Hot Blonde Lesbians, Anyone?
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Betty White Gets Surprised With a Stripper – VIDEO
(This Whole Thing is Awesome)
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Kylie Minogue is Just As Hot As Ever
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Attention Whore FAIL – VIDEO
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Gwen Stefani, Megan Fox And Jessica Biel Make The Hottest Bodies Cut
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25 Hot Chicks With Douchbags
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Some Awesome Drunk Girls – VIDEO
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Giant Butterfly Prank…Wait…What? – VIDEO
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More Trouble for Lohan….
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Jelena Jenson is Outdoors and Sexy
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Make Me Famous, Fuckers
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds….

Some Serious Tatted Up Mom Pussy
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BONUS –

A Local Girl Wrote a Nice Article on Me…So Check Out Her Site
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2010

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Friday night and if you aren’t at a party where at least one person gets naked, even if you’re the person getting naked, then it’s not worth living…because I’ve been drinking hard for many fucking years in hopes of something like this going down…but the older I get, the less hope I have in being somewhere girls who aren’t getting paid to get naked get naked…but I guess I’ll keep trying to make it happen cuz without dreams there’s no point in living…So get off your couch but before you do…..

I Will Be the Best Friend Ever

Then check out our stepLINKS…..and by our I mean my stepLINKS…..I am a horrible sharer….

Hot Hip Hop Pussy
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Oh Yeah BTW, This Michelle Bombshell Slut is Also a Fucking NAZI
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And Now, Your Latest Acid Trip – VIDEO
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15 Celebrities With Famously Fake Knockers (Before and After)
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Even The Politicians in Korea are Fucking Ninjas!
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Lady Gaga’s Hottest Pics…Yes, You Read That Right…
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Because If You’re as Choosy About Sluts as I Am, You Like a Little Variety
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15 of the Hottest Sports Slut Fans you’ll See All Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio Will Give You a Happy Ending…to Your Week
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Fuck These Teenaged, Giggling Sluts – VIDEO
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A Ridiculous Ass I’d Like To Meet
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Leggy and I Like It
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Lindsay Lohan is Making New Friends, and By Making New Friends I Mean Pissing Off Entire Countries of People
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So THAT’S What Happens When a Zambonie Falls Through Ice – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart…of the Day
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Gotta Love a Gallery of Giant Tits
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Katherine Has Left Me Speechless
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Sam Cook is Topless, Blonde and I Like the Way She’s Put Together
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It’s a No Panty Party
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Adriana Lima Naked Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man I Don’t Care If She’s On the Thin Side, Angelina Jolie is Lookin Fit.
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What’s That Smell??? Oh It’s Just The Body Decomposing Under The Hotel Bed…
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Heidi Montag goes Through Managers Faster Then She Does Sets of Implants
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Now Does T-Pain Know How to Write a Song, Or Does T-Pain Know How to Write a Song? – VIDEO
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Molly and Sammie Are Eating Some Pussy
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Girl Loses Panties Prank – VIDEO
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I’d Bang J-Woww From Jersey Shore, Beer Gut and All
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Surprise! Guess Who is About to Lose Their House?
(It’s Really Not a surprise At All)
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If chewbacca Ordered a Hooker, This Would Be Her – VIDEO
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Get Ready to Puke Cause There is Most Probably Ke$ha Nudes/Sex Tape Floating Around
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Real Life Pokemon Battle – VIDEO
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Who Would You Fuck? Rachel, Mila or Andeline?
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You Know I Don’t If She’s Not Skinny as Fuck, I’d Still Be All Over Janet Jackson
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HOT Brunettes Get It On – VIDEO
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Follow the Leader
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t take this picture of a girl pissing, but I wish I had. Not so much becuase I like watcing girls I don’t know pissing, but because I like taking pictures of girls I don’t know pissing. It would make my life more fun not to mention your life more fun when visiting this site so that it’s not just recycled bullshit every other site has, but unfortunately I am lazy and don’t have energy or the charm to get girls I don’t know shitting all over the place, but trust me, I wish I did….

The only time I accidentally see a girl pee is when my wife laughs too hard after holding it in for so long cuz she’s too fucking lazy to get off her fat ass and into the bathroom…or when we go to the public pool…which is another horrible fucking experience all together…I do think the tables are turning though….so while I wait for my inbox to fill up with pictures and invitations from girls offering to let me watch them pee…you can click these stepLINKS….ENJOY….

That Little Fat Slut Snooki Killed Somebody
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When the Hell Did the Producers of American Gladiators Start Working On America’s Next Top Model – VIDEO
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15 Celebrities With Famously Fake Knockers (Before and After)
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Young Hot Cheerleaders From The NCAA Basketball Tourney
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Find Sluts Here
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Kim Kardashian is a Sexed Up Version of the Hamburgler
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The 7 Scariest Sci-Fi Surgeries
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of the 2010 NCAA Tour
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Marisa Tomei Panty Peek!! Awww Yeaaaa!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Little Jailbait Cyrus Anyone?
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Harmony Gets Ripped Apart By the Fucking Machines
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Deanna Russo is Sexy
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Top 10 Threatening Band Names
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The Catholic Church is Going Down in Flames
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SHYLA STYLEZ IS ALL SORTS OF SEXY
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Alicia Keys and Beyonce Are Gettin’ Low! Yeaaaaah!
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Did You See Alice Eve Topless?
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Is It Too Late For a St Paddy’s Day Crack Head Leprechaun?! – VIDEO
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Annabelle Lee is a Natural Red Head
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Doutzen Kroes is Still Looking Mighty Fine
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A Gallery of Other People’s Girlfriends
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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2 Kids Later, I’d Still Fuck Nicole Richie
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Some Drunk/High Idiot Left His Baby in the Oven
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You Got Tased Dude!
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Anella is Hot and Horny
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Christina Aguilera for Maxim
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And Years Later, I’d Still Bang Goldie Hawn
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Lady Gaga Wanted Her Vagina Signed and By Vagina I Mean COCK
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I Totally Wanna Bang Vanessa Paradis
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Morning Show Explosion
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Stripfilmke Van de Dag
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Angela Griffen Topless
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Dawson Miller Gets Naked
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Speaking Of Text Messages To Your Mistress….
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Follow Me. Dick.
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email…..

Hi there,

I think you’ve put together a tremendous resource and I’d like to suggest an article for coverage (I think your readers would greatly appreciate and find this valuable).

Five Steps to Choosing a Safe Baby Crib

The article details 5 steps that you should be aware of when choosing to purchase a baby crib. Highlights include safety information and craftsmanship concerns.

Thank you for your time!

All the best,

Terry Godier

I think it was meant from someone else….

Add Me to Facebook Before Facebook Deletes Me Again
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Here are my stepLINKS they are early cuz I am going to try to find daytime drunk idiot girls who are buying into this whole St Patrick’s Day bullshit cuz the kind of girl who daytime drinks for St. Patrick’s Day is gutter trash I can can convince to show me their tits or pussy for pics….where as non-daytime drunks who are at work or on their way home to get ready for a dinner date aren’t….

Sandra Bullock May Have AIDS, Since HEr Husband Banged This Slut Without a Condom
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If I’ve Ever Wanted to Fuck a Celebrity Stalker, It’s Now
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15 of the Weirdest Addtions EVER
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Because You’re Young, Dumb and Full of Cum
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The Line Between Amber Rose and Common Street Whore is Pretty Blurred
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Bend Over Alessandra Ambrosio, Bend Waaaaaaay Over
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How To: Survive St Patrick’s Day
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Some NCAA Hotness That I Wanted to Send Your Way
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Father and Son – VIDEO
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CSI’s Gary Dourdan and His Girlfriend are a Regular Sid and Nancy
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Sharon Stone is Still Completely Fuckable
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Mommy Fucks a Teen
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A Little Vanessa Hudgens, Just Because
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Who Doesn’t Love a Drunk Aunt At a Wedding? – VIDEO
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Random Photos to Waste the Day
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Snoop Dog on Letterman – VIDEO
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Kate Winslet is Lookin’ Good in a Bikini
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Makenzie Phillips is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Diamond and Samantha Get It On
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Kat Von D is Modeling Her Regrettable Tattoos
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Dirty Slut Loves Penis Cake
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Rachel Bilson is Tasty
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Ashley Dupre Is Going to Do Playboy
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Tina Wallman Gallery
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Now THAT’S a Fucking Car Accident – VIDEO
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All These Years Later, I’d Still Fuck Winnie From the Wonder Years
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Bryci and Katie….Mmmmmmmm
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I Don’t Care If Kristen Cavalari is On Drugs, I’d Still Fuck Her
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BONUS!
Follow Me You Asshole
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

16

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day wasn’t when I asked Ken Paves, the gay guy who force feeds Jessica Simpson into fatness because no gay guys like to be the second in line if they don’t have to and all gay guys are strategic in their quest to the top, by attaching themselves to famous pussy as their “best friend” while loving every second on TV or in the gossip pages or whatever else he jerks off to, whether he fucked the Thai Lady Boys or they Fucked Him, that lead to him sending me a private message that I thought was pretty fucking erotic….maybe even flirting and playing hard to get…..homo.

The highlight of my day was getting a mom of two to offer me 3 solo sex videos for 50 dollars, I just don’t have the 50 dollars, but the potential gives me something to work for….

Not that you care about my pathetic internet life….here are my stepLINKS…

Heidi Montag Stupid Tits Whoring Some Bullshit Product
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15 Of The Worst Scifi Movies Ever (That You’ve Actually Heard Of)
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The 50 Sexiest Redheads of All Time
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Because It’s Like a Money Tree, But With Pussy
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Marta Works the Beach – VIDEO
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The 20 Worst TV News Fails – VIDEOS
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ROSARIO DAWSON DOWN BLOUSE
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Top 5 Lady Gaga “Telephone” Parodies Because I Hate HEr – VIDEOS
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I Don’t Care If She Has an Army of Children, I Still Wanna BAng Angelina Jolie
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Looks Like Your Paula Abdul Fantasy’s Wil Be Back for Another Round
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Lesbian Titty Suck
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Kate Gosselin’s Vagina is An old Atari System, Whereas Marisa Miller’s is Like a 250GB PS3 Made of Platinum.
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The 60 Hottest Women In Sports Movie Histor
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Zuzana is Oh So Sexy
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Check Out These Asses…
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Mischa Barton: Almost An Upskirt
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Oooookay, Mike Tyson Has Officially Lost His Fucking Mind
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Crystal Wants to Get Penetrated
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A Little Vintage Jessica Alba
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Kate Bosworth is Lookin’ Good in Short Shorts
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Man, Everytime I Think I’m a Horrible Parent, Some Fucking IDIOT Tops Me
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Some Cheryl Burke Bikini’s
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Hayley and a Dilson
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It’s a Loveable Bra – VIDEO
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Gwen Stefani is Lookin’ Good
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Ring Girl Passes Out – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton Topless Anyone?
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Tory is On the Rocks
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Petra is in Playboy
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It’s Amazing How Terry Richardson Can Actually DO the Things I TALK About Doing and Not Only Get Away With It, But Get Fucking Rich At the Same Time…He’s Still a Hack…
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Follow Me, Im Begging You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this awkward email and I felt I should share it with you…

hi there

i see you had late last year a doco on chronic masturbation on your site.

is there any way you can put it up there again? or could send it to me? or could send me a link to where i could find it? or even the title?

please? it sounds so very interesting.

thanks

Shit like this makes me wonder why I drink, life is so entertaining without being drunk as fuck and not able to remember shit, but unfortunately, I can’t help myself, it’s an addiction…an addiction that needs to be taken care of now…instead of posting my stepLINKS….

Francia Raisa is Rollerblading in a Bikini
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Fat Balls Make Me Giggle Too!
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Sofia Vergara Picture Gallery
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Happy Birthday Eva! Eva Longoria’s 35 Sexiest Pics
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Find Sluts Here
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Adrianne Curry Flashes Her Bare Ass
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The Trolololololo Guy Reacts! – VIDEO
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The 40 Hottest Alumni Babes Of Schools in the NCAA Tournament
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Excercise Ball Mayhem! – VIDEO
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The City of Toronto Hates Corey Haim
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Shauna Sand Personal Panty Upskirt Pics
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Mischae Barton Looks Not Homeless For Once and I Can’t Believe My Eyes
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Three Horny Sluts Get it On With a Strap On
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Yeah, I’d Bang brooke Burke For Sure
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Gallery
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Lexi Belle Has Some Alone Time
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Rent the Lindsay Lohan Bouncy Castle for Your Childs Birthday
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Summer Walker Has Got It Going On
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Bridget Marquardt Was and Still Is My Fave of the Girls Next Door
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Katarina Gets Seduced By Tiffany
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I Miss the Old, Slutty, Pre Child Birthday Jessica Alba, So Here She Is
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Esti Ginzburg Is Ready, Willing And Able….
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God Damn I Love Rosario Dawson
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YES!!!! THEY ARE FUCKING WITH TIGER WOODS ON SOUTH PARK
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Michelle Branch is Almost Naked in a Tattoo Magazine
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Lorelei and Charley On the Fucking Machines
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Suelyn in Paradise
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La Woman, You’re My Woman
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Feeling Down? Have Some Boobies and Kittens!
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Cali Marie is a Girl Next Door Type
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9 Real-Life Levels of Hell
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Chick Fight – VIDEO
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I Don’t Watch Tennis, But If It’s Anything Like This Video, I’m Starting to Think I SHould
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Glad to See That the Cyrus Family is Making Good on Incest Rumors
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Triana Busts Out Of Her Lingerie
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Follow Me You Whores
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email…..

I know you probably don’t give a shit, but after reading a few pages of you’re site I cried. It’s just the combination of rape jokes and the fact that you call almost all the women featured either ugly or whores, makes a teenage girl, who happened to be raped as a child want to claw at my wrists. I’s just that instead of letting it ruin my day, I decided to at least write an email saying not to be so bitter towards all women, because it’s can be very hurtful and  devastating to girls who have stumbled upon you’re website like I have. It’s also pretty insensitive to those who have had a history of being molested or raped, just keep that in mind.

I wrote:

You’re right I don’t give a shit….

But I do love women – mainly their vaginas but I don’t like celebrities because they are ugly whores who deserve to get raped. It is all about context.

Sure, the rape jokes aren’t funny, but either is anything I write so remember I don’t tell you how to wear your hair and you shouldn’t tell me how to write my site.

We will get thru this – one rape joke at a time and if you are so fragile that a website makes you want to not only email me but kill yourself – i really suggest you get help – or just kill yourself cuz that’s some serious unstable shit – if you need anything – i am here to talk but only if it about rape….

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my stepLINKS – I should be out drinking with my friend Eric Behanna but my wife won’t give me money….But at least you have stepLINKS to click…

Amanda Seyfried is a Great Actress, and By Great Actress I Mean Looks Awesome In Lingerie
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Look What the Gutter Spit Up
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13 Most Dangerous Movie Stunts Done Without Stunt Doubles
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Because Seeing Pussy on Your Computer Monitor is the Closest You’ll Get To Seeing Pussy Since Birth
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I’d Like to Smack Elle Macpherson’s Ass in Those Leather Pants
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Friday Facebook Fail: Babydaddy Edition
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The HOTTEST Wives of the NHL – GALLERY
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Erin Andrews Hottest Pics
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The Funniest TV Court Moments – VIDEOS
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Jessica Simpson and I Have More In Common Than I Thought – VIDEO
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Check Out the Ass on Amber
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Jennifer Aniston is Lookin Hot, DEsperation and All
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Anyone Looking For a Gang Bang in Montreal? – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Cameron Diaz Looks Kinda Like The Monster From Cloverfield
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Sunny Leone is Wearing Chain Lingerie
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Nip Slips, Glorious Nip Slips – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Cynthia Rodriguez
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Alex Curran Panty upskirt
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Bacon Jesus! – VIDEO
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Eva, Her Friend, and a Dildo – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adriana Lima is Weird Looking Sometimes, But She’s Still Fuckable In That Weird Looking Model Type Kinda Way….of the Day
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A Couple of Japanese Fetish Videos That Will Serve You Well
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Fergie, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Howard Stern Isn’t Done With Precious
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And This is Why You Don’t Get Pregnant
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Naked Lesbian Bootcamp
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Maria Photoshoot WWE Divas – VIDEO
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I’m Not So Into Sarah Jessica Parker, But EVery Once and Awhile I Take a Look At Her and Think ‘Yeah I’d Fuck Her’
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J-Woww From Jersey Shore Shocks The Hell Out Of People By Pretending Not to Be the Dirty Drunken Whore That She Is
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Rachel Needs a Piss Mop – VIDEO
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Emma Watson Ruins an Upskirt Moment, Still Looks Hot
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Mike Rowe is Amazing and I Love Him
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She’s an Angel I Tell Ya
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A Little More Jessica Simpson
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Self Shot Sluts! Ow!
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Crazy Fucking Hip Hop Ass
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone emailed me to tell me that my site is 2,145 in the USA, that means if you were to line-up all the websites in the world, I’d be the 2,145th in line. That may not seem like much and my bank account proves it, but I was thinking about it, and realized that there are a fucking lot of websites out there, so maybe 2,145th isn’t all that bad….but if it wasn’t all that bad I’d be better off than the gutter trash I am, so it really means nothing…and I am sure many sites much smaller than me who make a hell of a lot more money than me, re-affirming that I am the loser I already know I am….

But I don’t need the website to make me rich, I just found a pair of really large women’s underwear on the floor and the piss, blood and shit smear stain that looks a lot like Michael Jackson buttfucking Corey Haim while Jesus, Farrah Fawcett, DJ Am and Dorothy from the Golden Girls are jerking off in the corner….Shit’s gonna sell for huge money on ebay….literally…here are my stepLINKS…warning – I wrote them drunk as fuck so they may be off – but that’s pretty expected from me…

Yeah Don’t Be Sorry Justine Timberlake, If I Was You, I Would Be Banging Strippers Instead of Jessica Biel Too
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Because I Believe In Handing You Things On a Silver Platter, Especially Whores
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All The Women Rapper Nas Has Fucked
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Michelle Branch is Looking Slutty and I Love It
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The Top Ten Best Songs About Being Horney
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Howard Stern Beauty Pageant: Jamie Jungers Tops Tiger Woods Mistresses
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A Sort of Pantyhose Upskirt from Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud is Better Than Pantyhose Upskirt from Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud
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Kristen Stewart is Looking Good on Jay Leno
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Temper Temper Gordon Boyd – VIDEO
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You Can Keep A Piece Of Corey Haim With You Forever…Provided You Have a Telephone – VIDEO
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Blondie Shows It All Off
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lady Gaga Could HAve Died on this Flight, Too Bad She Didn’t
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Gemma Atkinson in Lingerie
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Considering Corey Haim Died of a Drug Overdose and Not a STD From This Slut, I’m Thinking He Got Off Easy
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Girls Peeing – A Gallery
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Brenda Lee Has the Type of Body I Wanna Put My Hands All Over
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In Case You Haven’t Seen How Insanely Hot Tiger Woods’ Wife Is, Here She is Again
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Ashley and August Get Down With Each Other
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Gabrielle Union Was Lookin Curvey and Hot at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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Gotta Love Tits In Action – Here’s Some Great GIFS I Know You’ll Make Use Of
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Forheard Titties Are the Future
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Seriously, Some Dudes Just Deserve to Be Castrated and That’s All There Is To It
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Okay Heidi Montag Has Officially Lost Her Mind
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Larisa is a Wild Blonde
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Tiffani Amber Thiessen
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Amy Winehouse is Looking Not Disgusting and Diseased and Quite Frankly I Am Shocked
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Christina Ricci Edition
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Casual Jessica Simpson Make Her Sex Appeal Sky Rocket
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Ninja Kick Fail – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Gemma Arterton Lingerie
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Hanna Hilton Takes Off the Polka
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Aubrey O’Day Sluts It Up For Millions of Milkshakes
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2010

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I think tonight is the night to open a brothel in my friend’s apartment, all we need are a couple of girls to work it, I figure it won’t be too hard to find a homeless bitch or two willing to walk around naked after we hose her down, in exchange for money and an escape from the elements and I’m pretty sure I’m more than willing to be the guy who does the hosing down….

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Tila Tequila and her Fake Baby Haven’t Died Yet….
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Gerard Butler is Getting Pussy All Over the Place and I Salute Him
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15 Hall of Fame Tramp Stamps
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Fuck These Chicks On Cars
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Because Don’t You Want Any Slut You Can Choose From?
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Cheryl Tweedy Shakes That Thang
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The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons
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5 Things That Make You Proud To Be An American This Week
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Jennifer Wanderer German Next Top Model Contestant Leaked Topless Pics – THROWBACK
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Lohan Is Delusional – Part 475, 483
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The Best Catfights in Sports
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Yeah I’d Bang Lea Michele, and So would You
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Cougar and a Webcam – VIDEO
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Who is Nina Dobrev and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Face
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Brooklyn Decker is Hot in Lingerie
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Betty White is On Fire and I Love It
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Random Photo Fun of the Day
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Who Knew I Would Enjoy Beating Off to the Real Life Jessica Rabbit More Than The Cartoon?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kim Kardashian Takes Her Fat Bikini Ass To Costa Rica
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Say Hello to Tess And Her Titties
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Who Would You Rather – Rosario Dawson vs Maria Bello
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Vanessa Hudgens Personal Pics Are Worth Revisitng
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Olivia Wilde is Fuckable in that Old Hollywood Type of Way
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Guess Who ELSE Wants to Fuck Gerard Butler?
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Here’s The Trailer for IRON MAN 2
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Alison Angel Masterbates on the Couch
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Candice Swanepoel Fall 2009 Victoria’s Secret Collection
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Lohan is Actually Lookin’ Like She Didn’t Crawl Out of a Dumpster Somewhere
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Jesus Christ Pam Anderson’s Career Jsut Keeps Slipping Further and Further Down the Line
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Hot Sluts Get In a Girl Fight
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Hannah Claydon and Kerri Parker Topless
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Getting Freaky By the Fireplace
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Shira Jones is Busty
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I Wanna Bang Ringo Starrs Wife
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The First Nude American Apparel Ad from 2003
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2010

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

All these Oscar parties have really burnt me out, you know the ones I wasn’t invited to because I am irrelevant to the entertainment industry, but I am pretty sure if I really wanted to, I could take the fuck over, at least that’s what I tell myself, because the reality is that I am too lazy, and laziness is the best excuse for failure or not trying, and delusion that you have what it takes makes laziness and not trying trying seem like something you shouldn’t commit suicide over, when you really should commit suicide….

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Christina Hendricks Hot Tits
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Guess Who Got Fucking Fired?! Hahahahhah
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Kara DioGuardi Sheer Panty Upskirt – Whore
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A Whole Lot of Models Without Pants On
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The Hottest Girls At The Oscars
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15 Hottest Mother Daughter Combos in Show Business
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Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Is Precious, And By Precious I Mean Fat!
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Because Being Virgin Doesn’t Have to Be as Depressing As You Life Is
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Who Knew French TV Was So AWESOME?! – VIDEO
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And More Oscar Drama
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2010’s 10 Most Disappointing and Depressing NBA Teams
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Dirty Thoughts With Penelope Cruz
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Fiona Takes a Bath
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Jamie Foxx Wants to Tap That Ass and I Don’t Blame Him
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Now THAT’S Some Talent – VIDEO
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Abbey Brooks is Worth Taking a Look At
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Did Anyone Check Out That Cunt Who Interrupted the Speech During the Oscars Last Night
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Maliah Michel Does Smooth Mag
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Belen Rodriguez Looking Hot In Thong Bikini
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Tiffany Does Another Lesbo Trick – VIDEO
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Mina Suvari is Lookin Good
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God Damn I Love Eva Green
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Bar Rafaeli is Looking Tasty in White
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Stacy Dash is Probably The Most Underrated Actress in Terms of Sex Appeal
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Jimmy Kimmel Does Some Funny Shit on His Show Occasionally – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Blonde Virgin on the Fucking Machine
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Sports Illustrated Backstage VIDEO
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Oscar Slut Round Up
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Shay Laren is Sexy is Purple
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Julie is a Blonde Girl Next Door Type
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25 Animals Humping The Wrong Animal
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Party Girls, Dance, Fall – VIDEO
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Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2010
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Yeah I’d Bang Cameron Diaz, Joker Face and All
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Jaime Hammer Peels Off Her Lingerie
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Official Nipple in a See Thru on a Regular Girl
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