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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2010

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email….

We have not seen you in awhile, the last time you logged in was Never.

I thought it was funny because it reminded me of something a vagina would email you if a vagina had a mind of its own and could type cuz you don’t get laid…and never get to log yourself into the fucking thing…

Yeah – that was a stretech and here is another stretch in the form of my stepLINKS….

How to: Put Your Fat Kid to Work
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This Slut is Going to Rehab in 3…2…1
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Ali Lohan: Street Walker
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Marty’s Angels: The 10 Hottest Women From Scorsese Films
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The 50 Hottest Models of All Time
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Because a Hot Slut Will More Than Likely Keep You From Putting a Bullet in Your Head Tonight, So You Can Drink Yourself to Death Tomorrow
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Christina Hendrick’s Tits Will Save the World
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World Record Kick to the Balls – VIDEO
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The World Famous Bushman of San Francisco!
(This Guy Rules!)
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Ahh Japan, Why is Everything You Do So Amazing – VIDEO
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Halle Berry Panty Upskirt Throwback
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I Wanna Bang Elisabetta Canalis and I’m Sure You Do Too
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Extreme Anal Fisting – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Don’t Know What Drugs This Cat is On, But I Want Some – VIDEO
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Flavor Flav is Walking After School Special About Why People Need to Use Birth Control of Any Sort
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Man Versus Windmill – VIDEO
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Pole Dance Mishap of the Day – VIDEO
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Tracy Morgan is Amazing – VIDEO
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Some Amateurs to Fantasize About
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Nikki and Winter Get It On
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Bar Rafaeli is Lookin Smoking!
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Well Hey There Blondie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Check Out Rihanna in This Video
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Jay Z is Not Amused – VIDEO
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A Day on the Fucking Machine
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As If Solving Rubiks Cubes Wasn’t Already Hard Enough – VIDEO
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Janice Dickinson is Disgusting
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Heidi Montag Wants to Get Her tits Bigger, For Fuck Sakes
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Dita Von Teese Has A Sexy Show In Italy
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Slut Gets Knocked Out in the Ring
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Rachel Brownsword is Topless
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Liza is On the Rock.Naked
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Ridiculous American Apparel Panty Photoshoot VIdeo
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FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

This site is a fucking money maker. Seriously ballin’ hard. Check out this email I got from an advertiser:

Congratulations!  You have generated a commission with the Affiliate Program.  Be sure to login to your account to check your accounting history and current stats.

Commission Amount: $1.00 USD

Great. Now I can buy the chocolate bar I’ve had my eye on the last decade but could never quite justify spending all that money on it, but now, I can. Dreams do come true. Today is just one of those days.

On a more exciting note check out this spam trap I got….

im 14 years old wanna play on cam. click this link to see me for free: credit card is for verification only. Put this on your username to
have a free access:

Right….now here are my stepLINKS….

Jessica simpson is Actually Alright When She Shuts Her Mouth and Looks Good
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Mischa Barton is Smokin’ the Good Shit!
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16 Entertainers Who Died In The Act
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Meet Hot Model Laura Petersen And Her Hot Pictures
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Because Doing Fuck All Tonight Isn’t My Idea of Getting Fucked
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Nicole Scherzinger is Lookin Hot at Carnival
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David is Seeking a Godess – VIDEO
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Dancing With the Stars Nip Slip Throwback
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“Lady GaGa Looks Like Something Kat Von D Birthed Out of Her Butt During a Nascar Party.
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Lohan is Bloated or Preggers, You Decide
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A Brief History of Pretty Much Everything – VIDEO
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Amateur Lesbian Threesome
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How About Some Christina Hendricks and Her Massive Fucking Rack?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gemma is in Lingerie
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SURPRISE! Tila Tequila is No Longer Fake Pregnant
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Changing Room Spy Cam
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I May Not Be Black But I Love Wu Tang Clan!
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Khlow Kardashian is Topless
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Tess is Tasty
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It Isn’t a Day of Celebrity Entertainment News Without Some Lady Gaga Stupidity
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Mmmmmmmm Check Out Adriana Lima
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Charlize Theron I Love You
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DIE YOU FUCKING CUNT, DIE
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Some Megan Fox, Just Because
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Hoes in the VIP – VIDEO
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And MORE Megan Fox – VIDEO
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Ke$ha and Her Man Face…of the Day
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Mena Suvari is Lookin Hott
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And That’s What Happens When You Lose Control of a Corvette – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Cameron Diaz Topless Throwback
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Irina Stripes Down
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Now THIS SHould Have Been a Skechers Ad – VIDEO
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Charlie Sheen’s Wife Looks An Awful Lot Like…Charlie Sheen
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FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I made the mistake of taking 4 Benadryl’s earlier today because I decided I have a peanut allergy and was convinced I was going to go into anaphylactic shock after eating a peanut butter to see if I have a peanut allergy. Turns out that Benadryl can fuck you up, especially on a double dose. Seriously, I passed the fuck out and didn’t know if I was dead or alive, and now I feel like I am living on a cloud in a happy place, I am not sure if I am actually dying, dead or typing this, but I figure I might as well post my links in case I am actually alive. If that makes sense, which it doesn’t really have to, since everything in life is wonderful….for now.

Tila Tequila Miscarries Her Fake Baby Cuz She’s Insane…Please Suicide…Pull thru on this one….
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RIP Mother Fucker of the Day
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18 Douchebag Celebrities and their Douchebag Tattoos
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Marilyn Monroe’s Hottest Pics
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Because Your Valentines Day Was as Depressing and Hopeless as Mine Was
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As If We Needed More Proof That Heidi Montag Was On Her Way to Be a Porn Star, But In Case You Did, Here it Is
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Teenage Mutant Reservoir Dogs – VIDEO
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How Else Would Britney Spend Valentines Day?
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David Lynch’s Goofy Movie – VIDEO
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I See Paris Hilton’s Underwear More Than I See My Own. I Know I Don’t Own Any, But That’s Beside The Point
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Ahhhhhh Penelope Cruz!
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Phoebe Loves Her Dildo – VIDEO
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Blake Lively Nudes Coming in 3…2…1…
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The 30 Hottest Fictional Cheerleaders In History
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They Are Making a Dimitri the Lover Movie and Here is the Trailer
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Wrecking Ball Nails a Van – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Flavour Flav is Amazing and I Love Him
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Louise Glover’s Topless Pics Will Knock You Out
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Cherry is Masterbating on the Couch
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Aubrey O’day and Her Tits Celebrate Her Birthday
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I Missed These Photos of Lindsay on Friday, So Here They Are Now
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Hilary Duff Without Make-Up Will Make You Puke
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Mortuary Technicians Get In Trouble For Playing With Bodies At Work!!!
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And MORE Tiger Woods Drama
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….This has got to be a joke…
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Amber Valetta Gallery
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Molly Gets Her Ass and Pussy Licked – VIDEO
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A Little Amber Rose Insanity
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Random Photos to Wate Your Monday Night
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Maria Will Make You Smile Big Time
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25 Sweet Shaggin Wagons
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off on the Freeway – VIDEO
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Kittens Inspirsed By Barack Obama – GALLERY
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Who Cares What Megan Fox Says, Check Out Her Pics
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Kendra and Starrie Take Their Skirts Off in Public
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Bonus – Madonna’s Not Too Old or Botoxed for Dick Sucking Faces
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2010

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Valentine’s Day huh? So how many of you are going to kill yourselves because you’re tired of being alone and this special day really drives that point home. How many of you are going to spend your money trying to impress a bitch who no matter what you do won’t be impressed because she has to deal with the fact that she’s stuck with you on Valentines Day? How many of you are anticipating getting rejected after asking the girl you really like to spend the day with you?

If you’ve got a brain, you’ll go out drinking all fucking weekend and find yourself the single drunkest chick in the bar because you know she’s getting drunk to medicate for being alone, and will take whatever comes her way to not be alone.

I can’t drive this point home more than I do year after year, but if you never get laid, or pick up in bars, your destiny is about to fucking change, seriously, desperate miserable girls are hurting so bad they will fuck you….seriously….

While you’re polishing your dancing shoes, or whatever you kids do these days, feel free to check my stepLINKS, since they are my Valentine’s Day gift to you……

Remember How Snookie Was All “There’s No Nudes Of Me” and I Was All “Yeah Right, Dumb Slut”? Well She Was Lying and My Statement is Still True and we like Dumb Sluts No Matter How Fat They Is.
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Coco and Her Ass Support Haiti and You Should Too
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15 Hottest Magazine Covergirls of the Decade
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Bachelorettes
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Because You Should Give You Hand and Wrist a Break
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Tamara Ecclestone is a Welfare Version os Megan Fox, Which is Pretyu Bad, Cause As Far As I Know, Megan Fox Has Pure Welfare White Trash In Her Blood
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Mascot Attack – VIDEO
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Alicia Keys Panty Upskirt
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Lauren Conrad Can Barely String a Sentence Together Without Saying ‘Like’ 20 Times. Here She is Looking Fuckable at the Book Signing For the Book She Didn’t Write
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Pam Anderson Gets More Pathetic By the Day and I Love It
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Hahahaha and More Shit You Can Buy From an Infomercial
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Francia Raisa is a Hottest, Less Desperate Kim Kardashian
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 25 Hottest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Models
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Now That’s How You Win a Marathon
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Melissa Lauren Will Rock Your World
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Jon Gosselin’s Ex, Hailey Glassman, is a Dirty Slut
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Ice T is Fucking Hilarious – VIDEO
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Rhian Sugden is Topless
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Molly and Jana Get It On
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Selita Ebanks Throwback
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Check Out the Rack on Lauren
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And More Bar Refaeli
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I Don’t Care About Rihanna’s Music, But She’s Lookin’ Damn Good in This Photoshoot
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Dani is a Real Piece of Art
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Steve Nash is the Most Ridiculous Man in the World – VIDEO
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I Love Me a Brunette
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Khloe Kardashian Wants to Film Herself Masturbating
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Now THAT’S a Taco
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Madonna Will Make You Puke in 3…2…1
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Praying Mantis Vs. Computer
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Zulfija, Nadia or Dorothy? Take Your Pick
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Lady Gaga is Disgusting and Looks 100 Years Old
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Well Hey There Jodie
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2010

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Making fun of gay fashion designers who kill themselves is not fun on twitter cuz everyone acts like they know the motherfucker and like suicide is a big fucking deal. Maybe I’m desensitized, but I think it’s got more to do with caring about the queer as much as he cared about me, which is not at all.

Sitting on Facebook waiting for girls to send me nude or even semi erotic pics is a waste of fucking time. The only people who creep on me are dudes and it’s never sexual and that defeats the whole point of me even starting up on this shit again. I’d even be happy getting nudes from girls who shouldn’t have the right to get naked.

That said, internet bores me, we should go backpacking in Europe like college kids but before we do – here are my stepLINKS….

Hailey Glassman In Some Really Gutter Erotic Magazine Cover
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Seriously, Lindsay Lohan is Completely Retarded
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40 MORE Sexy Musicians That Don’t Suck
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A Video Guide To Successful Seduction
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Find Hoes Here
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Kaley Cuoco Does Maxim
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Gossip Girl Michelle Trachtenberg’s Hot New Photos
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Stephen Colbert: Sarah Palin Is A Fucking Retard
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rihanna Ridiculousness But At Least This Time She is See Through
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Kelly Bensimon From Real Housewives In Playboy
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Yeah I’d Bang Emily Blunt
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Nicest. Tits. Ever.
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Geriatric Actress Trying to be Young Photo Op in 3…2…1
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The 10 Hottest MILFS in Sports
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Look cool While Driving a Ford
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Rihanna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Ahhhhhhh Nipple Slips
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Jimmy Kimmel Makes Fun of Little Wayne
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Eliza Dushku And Her Lovely Pokies
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She’s a Desktop Dream
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Lily and Page Get It On
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Doutzen Kroes is Looking Buxom and Old Hollywood Slut-ish and I Like It
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Joanna Krupa Is In Spandex
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Miranda Cosgrove is the New Face of Neutrogena and I’d Like Her to Sit On My Face
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jessica White is Fucking Hot and Talking About Something But All I Care About Are Her Bikini Shots
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Megan Fox For Armani is Pretty Much Soft Core Porn
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Blondie Rubs One Out
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Howard Stern Pranks CNN
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Emily Blunt is Pretty Cute and I Like Her
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Madonna Will Make You Puke in 3…2…1
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And More Brooklyn Decker
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Jessica Biel is A Terrible Fucking Actress and Here is Proof
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Homo Horse – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Jodie Marsh is a Nurse – THROWBACK
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Oh Zuzana!!!
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Man Dennis Hopper Must Really Hate His Fucking Wife, Cause I’ve Never Heard of Someone Being So Ruthless On their Death Bed
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Hahahaha Everybody Hates John Mayer
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This Post Has Been Brought To You By the Inspiration this Amputee Prostitute I mean Cheerleader gives us….

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2010

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Some bitches suck, other’s bite and some just lay there and do nothing because you’ve drugged them and that’s why you are having your way with them…I like to think of my stepLINKS as if they were my sex slave that does a little bit of all those things…and in the end you’re going to cum regardless of whether they are there or not….but that could just be a sign of me spending too much time on the computer and that’s why I need to get off the couch and stare at girls on the bus during rush hour, so stepLINKS are early today.

Heidi Montag Will Show Her Nipples in 3…2…1
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I See Katie Price’s Daughter is Turning into a Fine Little Whore Just Like Mommy
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15 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Photoshop Disasters
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This Bitch Is Hot And I’d Love TO RIp Her Ripped Leggings a Lot More….
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Know Rhian Sugden? Neither Do I, But She’s Dressed Like a Whore and Seems Pretty Awesome
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The Internet is a Cruel, Cruel Place for Muppets – VIDEO
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Because It’s Probably Still Going to Be a Few Years Before You Lose Your Virginity
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Isabel Lucas Panty Upskirt
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The T-Shirt War – VIDEO
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Who Knew Jessica Simpson Was So Good in the Sac
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Mmmmmmmm Emily Blunt
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Beauty With a Nice Ass Posing
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Miranda Kerr is Just…WOW
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The Cheerleaders of Super Bowl XLIV
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How to Kill Your Entire Family on a Motorcycle – VIDEO
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Random Photos Pass the Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mission Impossible IV: The Hunt For Tommy Girl’s Sanity
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I Wish I Could Shoot Diddy in the Face – VIDEO
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Genevieve Morton’s Sloppy Clevage
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Jana Cova – VIDEO
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Donna Bell and Her Pink Dildo
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Bar Rafaeli Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Hot 19 Year Old Model Will Do Nicely
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I Don’t Give a Shit What Carmine Ortega is Talking About, Check Out the Size Of Her Rack
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Jennifer Garner Brought a Dolphin to Orgasm
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Cumming on the Fucking Machines
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Hahahahah Fuck You Tom Cruise – VIDEO
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Hilary Duff is Dumpy and I Hate Her
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Briana Barela Will Make Your Day Better
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How To Improve the Winter Olympics
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No Here’s a Way to Get Knocked the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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I Admit It. I Love Watching Jersey Shore, Even If It Means Going Down to Catch It At Future Shop Because I Don’t Have a TV
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Rock Star Sluts Have an Awesome 4 Way
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Candice Swanepoel Forgot to Wear a Bra
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This Post Has Been Brought To You By Gary Coleman Never Gettin’ Nude Promise…..

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2010

09

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I love watching my number of twitter followers slowly drop down more and more each day, leading me to believe I am really not that interesting or that good at Twitter to begin with, partially because it is a stupid concept, but also because I don’t have a very interesting life, that said I prefer getting drunk, staring at strippers, talking to dumb college chicks, and hanging out in dog parks with my dog while pretending I’m a professor who travels the world, instead of a poor drunk I am, cuz it seems to get more people to talk to you, no matter how bad I smell, because everyone knows professors are as crazy, drunk and perverted as homeless people, but more socially acceptable…it hasn’t got me laid yet, but it will. Not that you care. Jerk.

Here are my stepLINKS….


JWOww From Jersey Shore Understands Television Alright.
GO BIG OR GO HOME
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Jennifer Aniston’s Private 41st Birthday Party….As Documented By Access Hollywood – VIDEO
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The 14 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgerys
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Diddy’s Girlfriend, Cassie Looking Super Hott
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Because At Least Having a Hot Slut on Web Came Means You’re Not Totally Alone
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Jessica Biel Looks Like a Used Maxi Pad
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The 20 Worst Wedding Fails Ever
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Mischa Barton Pokies Throwback, Before She Became Disgusting
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Kevin Federlin is Fatter Than I Am
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Mirror Scare – Awesome Horror Movie Compilation – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Needs to Put a Fuckin Bag On Her Head, But Yeah I’d Still Fuck Her
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Squirt Bong Anyone? – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who is Dayana Mendoza and Why Isn’t she Sitting on My Face
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Untouched Madonna Photos Make Me Want to Puke
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Walking, Talking Moobs – VIDEO
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Well Hello There Tori Lane
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Little Wayne Isn’t Going to Jail Just Yet – VIDEO
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Noah Cyrus is a Trailer Trash Slut. Sorry But It’s True. Where the Fuck Are This Kids Parent? Seriously
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Mmmmmm Layla is Tasty
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April O?eal Is Seriously Hot
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Illinois Woman Sentenced For Kidnapping, Beating And Burning Pregnant Disabled Woman
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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“I know, Jesus never had a venereal disease or went down on a guy in a bathroom stall. Although I could be wrong about that. I?e never actually read the Bible”
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Hey There Nikita
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Abigail Clancy Has Her Body Painted
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Julia Roberts is Fully Bangable
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Anna Lynne McCord’s Tits Are Weird, But Tits are Tits So Here They Are Anyways
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Idol Contestant Stage Fall Fail – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Mila Kunis Personal Pictures
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Web Came Slut Rides Her Toy
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Veronika is Ready for the Beach
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Joe Rogan Wants Everyone To Stare At His Hog – VIDEO
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2010

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone found my number this weekend and wrote me a text message saying “I wanna fuck you”. I have no idea who the person is, but can only assume it’s a 45 year old man in women’s panties, or a fat chick. But I couldn’t let that opportunity go to waste, even if I knew it was a prank, so I’ve been texting the motherfucker back, demanding genital pics at all hours of the night, and I was even gonna post the number here for you all to get in on the fun, until I drove the person nuts enough to confess that they were playing a joke on me thanks to my fucking neighbor and all my fun and excitement of who the mystery person coulda been, like college girls in their panties having a pillow fight, or the loneley awkward girl I see working the pharmacy I go to who I know doesn’t think she is too good for me, flew out the fucking window, leaving me alone, and cold, but that’s just cuz my wife is at the Doctor, hoping to be diagnosed with an illness and my electricity has been out all fucking day….

Here’s Beyonce Falling Off Stage to Make Your Day a Better One….

And Here are my stepLINKS….


Anna Torv Leaves a Little to the Imagination in These Topless Shots, But She’s Still Hot as Hell
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Betty White is Fucking Amazing – VIDEO
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Seriously, WTF is Up With These Idiots and Body Modification? – GALLERY
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Hot Pics Of Elle Macpherson
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Because If Your Monday Was As Hellish As Mine Was, Pulling One Out Will Ease the Pain
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Marisa Miller’s Ass Crack is Lookin’ Good
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Huge Boobs – A Documentary – VIDEO
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Man….Carrie Underwood? I Don’t Know…
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101 Topless Celebs
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Chinese News Explains Andy Dick’s Arrest Through Cheap CGI and It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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The Puppy Bowl Looked Way More Interesting Than the Superbowl – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Athlete Slut Photo Shoots of All Time
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Naked Amateur Cheerleader Masturbating – VIDEO
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Brooklyn Decker is Hot
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A Rod Continues to Stick His Penis is Anybody Blonde and in Hollywood
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Melissa Giraldo Photo Collection
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Let’s Hear It For Carol
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Awhhh Poor Little Wayne Can’t Take His iPod to Jail With Him!!
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Check Out Keri Hilson’s Incredible Ass Crack
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tiffany and Her Fun With a Lesbo – VIDEO
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And a Little More Olivia Munn
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Sarah Palin is Most Probably Retarded
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And More Brooklyn Decker
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How Awesome Would It Be If These Stories About Sam Ronson Beating Up Lindsay Lohan Are True
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Check Out the Rack on Caroline
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Megan Fox is in the Bath for Motorola – VIDEO
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Eve Angel is Stripping Down
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I Want Some of Shellie Sara
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What Her Valentine’s Day Gift Really Says
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Wheelie Fail – VIDEO
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Here’s the Dorito’s Super Bowl Commercial
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is Officially Fucked
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Brandy and Sarah Play Beer Pong
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2010

05

Feb

stepLINKS and the Snooki Sex Tape of the Day

When I don’t drink I get, or when I am not drunk I get serious panic attacks like some kind of girl. So bad that I can’t get off the pile of newspapers I call my bed. I am not convinced that they aren’t minor heart attacks because killing me would mean putting me out of my misery, and no one wants that….so it was nice to hear that Amanda Seyfried also suffers from panic attacks. It’s like there’s comfort in knowing I am not alone in this….I am bullshitting but speaking of panic a mental illness, Here’s the rumored Snooki Sex Tape that is obviously bullshit….

And here is a local girl with a dream of being the best ass according to American Apparel….


Vote For Her Hot Ass Cuz She Will Let Me Tickle It With My Tongue and by Tongue I Mean Penis When She Wins…..
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And here are my stepLINKS….

Hasselbeck has The Single Greatest Ass I’ve Seen on a Mom of Three, Seriously this Gave me a Fucking Boner When I Saw it on my Neighbor’s TV…as for that pig Sheri who blocked me on twitter…Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Everybody Hates Snooki, Including Chicken Wing Loving City of Philadephia
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15 Questions Lost Needs to Answer or People Are Going to Flip the Fuck Out
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Because You’re to Lazy to Go Out And Socialize With Real Chicks and So Am I
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Anne Denis Will Make You Fall In Love…With Her Clevage
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If Wes Anderson Made Spiderman – VIDEO
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And More From the Celebritie Slut Trainwreck 100
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kelly Brooke and Her Panty Upskirt
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Rihanna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Why I Hate Gwenyth Paltrow of the Day
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Slut Has Fun After School – VIDEO
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Hey Kate Moss, What’s That All Over Your Crotch?
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Okay Well the Youth of South Africa Are Officiall Fucked Up – VIDEO
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Mmmmmm Gotta Love Selfshots
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Who Doesn’t Love Some Angry Grammas That Are Pro Abortion? – VIDEO
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Kanye West is Literally Going Insane Before Out Very Eyes ad It’s Amazing
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A Friday Game of Who’d You Rather
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Electra, Sammi and Nikki Get It On
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A Kristen Cavalarri Throwback That Reminded Me of How Bangable She Used to Be
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How is Alyssa Milano Still This Hot After All These Years? Damn
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Frozen Pretty Much Looks Like the Shittiest Movie Ever Made and I Can’t Wait to See It – VIDEO
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In Turkey, It’s Apparently Perfectly Acceptable to Bury Your Daughter For Talking To Boys
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Snooki X French Band Phonix = Most Awkward Interview Ever – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Group Lesbos! Awww Yeaah!
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Olivia Munn is Lookin Hot – VIDEO
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Beyonce is Selling Some Thing or Another But I Am Distracted By Her Breasts
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Cameron Diaz in a Bikini
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Nice Tits Should Be SHown Off Accordingly
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All Together Now: WE HATE YOU PARIS HILTON
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Alex Trebek is a Fucking Asshole – VIDEO
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Nicole Richie is Lookin Good These Days, I Kinda Miss Her Pregnant Tits Tho
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Sexy Blonde Goes Solo – VIDEO
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Taylor Swift’s Hottest Pics
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2010

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I went into the McDonald’s a frequent and the guy who normally gives me free shit, cracked the fuck down on me, he told me the free ride was over and he was gonna lose his job. I told him he’s a little pussy cuz only pussies take their deadend loser jobs seriously….then I realized that the reality is these McDonald’s workers aren’t actually kids trying to learn responsibility, or immigrants trying to live the American dream, or even old people forced to retire lookin to make money to pay for the cat food they eat, but in reality it’s just a bunch of psycho’s who smile when they serve you because they know they are slowly killing you.

That’s why they are happy when they work and come across like everything’s a fucing day camp, cuz in being disgruntled at least they know they are contributing to your death with every order you make, whereas other disgruntled employees at other jobs can just spit in your shit, or bottle it up and drink heavy….

Not that it matters…..what does matters….

Please Do This Survey For The Girl I’m Trying to Bang/Watch Masturbate on Cam’s Homework Assignment…No One Bothered Helping Me Yesterday…and She’s Already Stopped Describing Her Pussy To Me…Come on People…I love helpin girls with their homework…..and you Should Too…
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