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2009

28

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a Jewish holiday today, so everyone wish my one self hating Jewish reader a Happy Holiday. You can also try to telepathically communicate with all of Hollywood and wish them a happy Jewish holiday, because, maybe they will hear you and sweep you out of your shitty life and give you a new gig where everyone will be taking your pictures and asking for autographs like you were Annalynne McCord the one hit wonder. Or you could just drink yourself stupid, strip down naked and break into your neighbor’s apartment and surprise them with your pathetic boner because the fat bitch is frying fish right now and my whole house smells like rotting pussy, my favorite kind of pussy and I feel like she should celebrate this erection with me, unfortunately I’ll probably pass out before that magic moment.

Here are my stepLINKS, don’t pass out before clicking this magic.


Kate Beckinsale is All I Want in Life
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The New Nightmare of Elm Street Pretty Much Looks Like the Worst Movie Ever
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Brazilian Girls in Bikinis
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Sofia Vergara’s Sluttiest Pics
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Because There is No Fucking Way You Got Married This Weekend Anyways
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Tawny Kitaen Got Arrested for a DUI
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Hooters Slut Shows Off Her Skills
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The Olden Days Were Creepy as Fuck
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Lily Allen Pantyhose Upskirt Will Probably Make You Puke, But Here It Is Anyways
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How Elephant Shit Can Save Your Life!!!
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How Awesome Would It Be If Courtney Love and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Start Bangin’?
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Jessica Biel Looks So Gross Sometimes
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The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Michael Douglas Looks Like He’s About 300 Years Old, But Catherine Zeta Jones is a Hot Piece
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I Know I May Regret Saying This, But Rumer Willis is Looking Kind of Hot Here
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Juliette Lewis is Completely Off the Deep End Insane and I Love It
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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How About Some More Sophie Monk?
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Time to Step Your Game Up – VIDEO
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Let the Divorce Watch Begin!! I Give it 4 Months
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The 12 Sexiest Counties in Sport
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Webcame Cyber Sex Prank – VIDEO
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Big Titted Asian Squirter
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Bobbi Star and the Fucking Machine
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Tis the Season for Oktoberfest Sluts
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Fall in Love With Dani Woodword
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How Awesome Would It Be Watching Lohan on Celebrity Big Brother?
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Janet Jackson Topless Throwback
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A Naked Babe, a Toy and a Webcam
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Shailene Woodly is the Jailbait of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen Give Each Other Rub Downs
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VIVA VIAGRA!
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Beyonce Hates Lindsay Lohan!! Amazing!!
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The North Carolina Education Lottery – VIDEO
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Party Time?!
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Some Sexy Ads You Will Want to Check Out
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10 Celebrities Sluts Whose Tits Are Way Too Big
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Camwhore with a Perfect Rack
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Of Course Japanese Infomercials Are Amazing
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NOW HERE’S A STORY THAT IS JUST AS GOOD AS A BOTTLE OF VIAGRA, A JAR OF LOTION, AND A NICE WARM TOWEL TO CLEAN YOU OFF!
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2009

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent a solid 4 hours in a bar last night trying to convince this one really decent lookin college girl who was probably new to town as she was alone at a pretty shitty bar cuz she didn’t know any better, to let me take nude pictures of her for an art project I was working on. I tried all angles for promises of stardom and fame, to bullshit art fag rationale you hear when idiots spend too much time analyzing something that wasn’t supposed to be analyzed in the first place. I told her shit like her body reminded me of the possiblity of a brighter tomorrow, shit like that her natural beauty brings hope in this culturally void, sleazy and disgusting society because it reminds us that something so pure and beautiful can exist. I said shit like that I was inspired by her and pulled every possible trick I have learned in the years of trying to get girls naked and really didn’t hold back on making myself look like a total asshole. I was making moves. I saw in her eye that she was about to bite and then I must have pushed shit too far cuz she ended up going home with the bass player in the houseband who she had met 5 miuntes earlier, when no one goes home with the bass player ever. Reminding me that I suck at life…

With all that work gone to waste, I decided to try it on some homeless woman, but she just answered in a series of yelps, beeps and grunts that I think translated into “I’m fucking crazy, I will bite your fucking dick off if you don’t give me a quarter”, which scared me nicely and saved me from having to try to scrub the smell of her rancid homeless cunt out of my couch.

I should have 10,000 Followers on Twitter, But I Don’t, Help Change That
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Here are my stepLINKS


Holly Madison + Aubrey O’Day = Silicone Explosion
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Randy Quaid’s Mug Shot is All Sorts of Awesome. What a Profile!
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Because Your Web Came is Good For More than Just World of Warcraft
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Hayden Panty-Airs is Banging the Midget From Entourage
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Bear Grylls Ain’t So Tough Afterall
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80’s Toys That Should Be Movies
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Nicole Richie Upskirt Throwback
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Mayor Eric Brewer Seems to Love Dressing Up Like a Washed Up Hoe
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Who Wants to Fuck a Muppet?
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Where the Fuck Has Jessica Biel Been Anyways?
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Check Out the Legs on This Bitch
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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30 Shots of Awesome Bathroom Graffiti
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striptease of the Day
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Here’s a Video Called the Sex Lives of Robots
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Amanda Seyfried is Way Hotter Than She is Given Credit For
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I Have No Idea Who Tinsley Mortimer is, But She is a Blonde Slut Getting a Reality Show So I’m Sure We Will Be Seeing More of Her. Hopefully Naked At Some Point
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Ahhhhhh Halle Berry!
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Jude Law is Father of the Year
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Ashley Simpson Needs to Stop Getting Plastic Surgery For Fuck Sakes
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A Sitdown Segway is a Nerd Virgin’s Geeky Wet Dream
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Nadine in the Dungeon
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Girl Beats Up Her Loser Boyfriend
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These Sluts Use Anything and Everything to Get Off
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Bree Olsen Rides a Sybian
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Alice Goodwin is Worth a Wank or Two
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Random Photos of the Day
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CANDICE MICHELLE NAKED WITH ANOTHER PLAYBOY PLAYMATE … DAMN, THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ENJOY EACH OTHER’S PUSSY, DON’T THEY?
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Lohan May Be in Some Deep Shit
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Bianca Gascoigne
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Striptease in the Kitchen
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Sexy Candice Swanepoel Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Julia Crown is a Swedish Blonde
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Naked on the Radio
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College Footbal Cheerleader Fun
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Gotta Love Gymnasts
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Vanessa Hudgens Photoshoot
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Rugby Match Turns Into a Fucking Brawl!
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This Guys Dick Quite Possibly May Be Smaller Than Mine
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Here’s a Video of Lady Gaga Before She Turned Into a Fame Whoreing Self Absorbed Cunt
Girl Has Real Talent, Too Bad It’s Clouded By Her Stupidity
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Sand Animation is Pretty Awesome
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YOU’VE SEEN THE PICTURES, NOW HERE’S THE VIDEO OF CRAZY FUCKIN’ PAM ANDERSON GETTING NAKED ON THE RUNWAY IN NEW ZEALAND
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2009

25

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I write too much, I drink too much, I try to fuck strange women and fail too much, I waste time too much and I spend too much time thinking about how I suck at life and it turns out I also post a lot of links, one would say too much links, if they had no commnad of the English language, you gang of fucking morons…..

Pink Uses Hearts Over Her Nipples to Distract From Her Boner
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Ladies: Imagine This Thing Coming Out of Your Vagina
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Because Sluts Make a Bad Life Better
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More On the Miley Cyrus ‘Growin’Up Whore’ Tour
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The 12 Hottest International Cougars
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Meet George Jetson
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Japanese Port a Pottie Prank is Amazing
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Lola Ponce Has a Bikini Body
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THIS MONKEY ACTS LIKE JOHNNY CARSON! I LOVE YOU JAPAN!!
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I’m Really Developing a Thing for Emma Stone
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Jessica Simpson Must Have a Learning Disability or Something
Because She Can’t Be This Stupid For No Reason
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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Aubrey O’Day Gallery Because She is a Dumb Slut
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Striptease of the Day
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Any Bachelor Party Host By Joe Francis is Probably a Party You Want to Be At
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I Still Got a Thing For Thandie Newton
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HOLY FUCK LOHAN GOT A JOB!!!
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Kate Moss is as Big a Party Animal as Ever and I Love It
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Some Video of a Kim Kardashian Photoshoot
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Brit Brit Is Single-Handedly Keeping The Platform Flip-Flops Industry Alive
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Naughty Nina Strip Down
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Let’s Watch Sluts Bounce Up and Down
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Big tits on the Street
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Angie Savage Gallery
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Denise Milani is Sexy on the Beach
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Come Fly With Me
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David Arquetts Cross Dressing Tranny Brother is a Hot Piece
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Devon Aoki Gallery
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Porn Party Fuck Fest
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Julia Crown is a Swedish Babe
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How Many Indirect Sex Partners Have You Had? Here’s The Mathematical Formula!!
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I Like Watching Amerie Dance
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Hot Chick is Freaked the Fuck Out By Billy Mays Head
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This is Probably More Tits Than You’ve Seen in Your Life
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How To: Ruin Your Custom Motorcycle
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Jamie Chung is Worth Having a Look At
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This is One Rhianna Look I Do Not Approve OF
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One Day, I Will Bang Drew Barrymore
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FORGET THE VIAGRA. JUST CHECK THIS OUT. BLOOD FLOWS TO THE GENITALS IN 3…2…1 … (CLICK)
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This Bitch Looks Like She’ll Bite Your Dick Off and Drink Your Blood, But Really is Just Full of Shit….
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2009

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was hating my life earlier today, so I sat outside a shitty restaurant on a bench drinking. I was lucky enough to be stuck next to a couple 9 to 5 workers bitching and whining and crying about their shitty lives, their shitty cars, their shitty girlfriends, their shitty bosses and their shitty meetings. They went on about all their shitty responsibility that they though was important but was really just fucking useless and made to seem important because some asshole had to do it and the bosses were smart enough to chose that idiot cuz he’s not going anywhere, and I realized that my life may suck but at least I am not one of those people, but I am fucking drunk and all that brought me new hope like I hope these links bring you….I will start posting less links soon….cuz I realize clicking on the shit is a lot less work than putting them up and I still get complaints about it being too long…assholes…

Cheryl Tweedy is Lookin’ Retro Sexy and I Like It
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I’m Not Big on Lists, But the SLUT LIST Sounds About as Good as a List Can Get
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You Say Slut, I Say Slut Phase
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Jessica Simpson is Pretty Much on Her Way to a Meltdown, So Let’s Start Popping Pop Corn to Watch
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Ozzy Does a Samsung Commerical
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Downhill Human Tetris – VIDEO
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30 Languages of Rap – VIDEO
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Some Big Brother Slut From the UK Has a Hairy Box
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100 Years of Special Effects
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I Don’t Know What It Is, But I Think Jennier Lopez is Hot Again and Needs to Ditch Skeletor
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Marilyn Manson Has Swine Flu and I Hope He Dies Just to The Summer of Death Claims One Last Victim
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The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant
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Striptease of the Day
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Anna Friel Likes to Have Breakfast At Tiffany’s in the Nude
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Molly Sims is as Hot as Ever and Actualy Kind of Funny Too
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Karina Smirnoff Would ‘Rather Dance Naked Than Wear Fur’ And Here’s the Proof
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Little Kim is Disgusting Man
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I Dunno Who Pitbull is But He Has Some Fine Bitches in His Video
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Mackenzie Phillips Use to Make Sex With Her Papa
Who Was Also a Papa in the Mamas and the Papas
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Sunny Leone is Soaking Wet
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Circus Act Fail, That’s What You Get You Fucking Carnie
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Horny Blondes Plus a Strap On
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Brooke Lee Adams is What Dreams Are Made Of
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ciara Christensen Photoshoot
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A Touch of Heather Never Hurt Anyone
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I Still Got it Bad for Freida Pinto
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Jackie Degg is Naked on the Beach
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Sweet Outdoor Amateur
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Some Taylor Momsen Jailbait Action Cause You’re a Perv and You’re Into That
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Merilyn is Busty and in a Tiny Black Bikini
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Brooke Williams Cyber Slut
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Holy Fuck Hasn’t This Carrie Prejean Slut Disappeared Yet?
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It’s in the Wrong Hole!
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Fuck the Aquarium, There’s Tits to Look At!
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Khloe Kardashian Really Is Getting Married to The Biggest Man I Have Seen Since Her
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I Want This Pool Table in My Living Room, There’s Not Furniture In There Anyways
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Check Out This 4 Year Old on the Drums
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Beware of the Boob Stare
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Lindsay Lohan Throws a Beer Out of Her Car, Which is Totally the Behaviour of Someone Who is Sober and Doesn’t Belong in Rehab
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Swine Flu Rap
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DENISE MILANI’S MOST REVEALING PHOTO SHOOT YET … IN OTHER WORDS, SHE REALLY SHOWS OFF HER TITS IN THIS ONE!
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History of the Greatest Teen Rebellion Movies of all Time
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Britney Lookin’ The Way I Like Her Lookin’…GUTTER
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2009

22

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I feel like I write too much. I’m going to start miming my posts. Or maybe just do some shadow puppet shows I used to bust out when I worked as an entertainer at ghetto birthday parties. Everyone knows that video is the future, reading is for nerds, I mean I don’t even read and shouldn’t expect you to. Everyone also knows that Ellen Degeneres gets laid and that really fucks me up.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Kayden Kross Shows Off Her Lingerie Today
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Holly Madison Needs to Deep Throat That Lollipop
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Amy Winehouse is Fucking Terrifying
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Ass in Some SHit Stained SHorts
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Because It’s Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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All the Single Babies, Put Your Hands Up
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THE BIGGEST NERD IN THE WORLD CHANGES HIS NAME
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Victoria Beckham Panty Upskirt
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Surviving Bigfoot!
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Yup, I Still Wanna Bang the Little Slut Wizard From Harry Potter
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So Lohan Most Probabaly Didn’t Pay Her Dealer and That’s Why She Got Robbed
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25 of Banksy’s Coolest Graf Pieces Ever
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Striptease of the Day
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Ryan Seascrest is Gay For Ellen, Does That Make Hima Lesbian?
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Pam Anderson and Her Washed Up Tits
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Eva Longwhoria is Looking Mighty Fine
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Jessica Simpson and Her Big Country Tits Are Pathetic
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Jack White Pulls a Kanye!
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French Porn Star Gets Naked on the Radio – VIDEO
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Brynne Groden is One Gold Digging Slut
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Bikini Cat Fight
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Lesbian Teen Orgy at the Beach
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Meet Liliane Tiger
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Now That’s a Hot Ass My Friends
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YOU CAN’T PARK YOUR CAR THERE!!!!
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Lohan Was On an Emmys Bender
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Alice is Topless
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Web Cam Slut Plays With Her Pussy
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Paual Garces is One Chick I’d Definitely Like to Give a Go
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Krissy is a Naughty Girl
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Suny Cruz is Playing Pool
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Playboy Casting Call
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Some Sarah Jean Underwood
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Obama Still Knows How to ake Me Laugh Now and Again
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Extreme Pussy Makeover
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Cassia Riley Goodness
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Hoping you can link the TNA Knockout Traci Brooks Totally Nude Pictures
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7 Songs About Masturbation
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2009

21

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent my night drinking on a couch listening to my friend contemplate whether he should save up all his money from picking cans out of the garbage and go to Thailand and fuck a 12 year old, just because he can or if he should just stay here instead and forget that idea all together.

Don’t worry, if I hear about him applying for jobs working with kids, I’ll report him to the authorities, I rain on parades when it comes to that shit, you hear that ladies, I’m pretty much a fucking hero, send nudes.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Columbian Booty Dancing of the Day – VIDEO
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So Megan Fox is a Dumb Slut and Can’t Open a Movie to Save Her Life
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A Mashup of Some of the Craziest Shit on Video….
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Kayden Kross Does the Gym not Jim
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You Confessed Your Sins Yesterday, So It’s Time to Get the Ball Rolling Again
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Jennifer Aniston’s Hottest Pics
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BMX Pool Jump FAIL – VIDEO
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5 Thing to Make You a Proud American
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Let’s Laugh at Lohan’s Pathetic Twitter Updates Together
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Craigslist Posting = Endless Supply of Laughs
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Katie Price Strips Down to Her Bra and Panties, Cause She is a Class Act Like That
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Do You Live Christina Hendricks’s Tits A Much as I Do?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How To: Keep Your Office Romance a Secret
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Striptease of the Day
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Courtney Loves Up the Ante in Regards to Insanity
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Some Ugly Ginger Haired Rapper Has Been Charged with Murder
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Blake Lively, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Rebecca Gayhart is Pregnant and Smoking
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Some Rhianna Fashion Craziness of the Day
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What’s Up With Particia Arquette’s Tits?
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Catrin Claeson Lingerie Shoot
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Cali Logan Caught Outside
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Angry Chick Falls on a Talkshow
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Gaping College Girl
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jelena Jenson Will Make You Hard
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Meet Kathryn
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A Little Touch of Heather
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Nicole Richie Bikini throwback
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Sammy Brady is Nude
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Shyla Styles is Busting Out
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Katie Fey is On the Veranda
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Whoopi Goldberg Hates Kate Gosselin
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BOOBIE CHEW – VIDEO
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Peeping Tom Fail
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This Kid Who Was On Idol is Having a Cry Cause No One Remembers Him. Get the Fuck Over It
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101 Buxom Oktoberfest Beer Babes
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Viagra Commercial Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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HOT TITS … HOT ASS …. HOT STORY!
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Chloe Sevingny on Some Weird Online Video….
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Asian Shoe Ad for Foot Fetishists
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2009

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Here is a picture of my only reader who gets girls topless, my other reader is retarded and never leaves his house becaue when he does, his mutated face scares people and it makes him feel like shit about himself. I am dying, I am thinking it is Alcohol Withdrawal because I drank enough to kick my ass for a solid few days and I am still hurting today. I’m talking puking, anxiety, heart attack symptoms leading me to believe something’s not right, or that I am a pussy, so I guess we will only know for sure if I actually drop dead at some point today like I think I am going to, but I feel like I’m just a pussy who’s liver can’t take all I’ve given it. I’ve read about that happening, but never really believed it…

Here are my stepLINKS

Kayden Kross Camera Phone Picture Showing Off Her Tits in What She Wears
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Really Glad To You That Even That Homo Marilyn Manson is Taking a Cue From Lady GaGa
Now They Are Both United in Fashion Sense and By Their Dicks They Like to Hide Between Their Legs
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Here is a Drunk History Lesson…
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How Else Are You Going to Get Laid This Weekend?
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Singing Russian Bear Makes For Good Times
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I Wanna Be an Urban Ninja
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Things Are Looking Up When Miranda Kerr is Around
And By Things I Mean My Penis
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Peaches Geldof is Topless
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Stripper Whores Come Out On the Real House Wives of Orange County
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Miley Cyrus Turns Into a Bigger Whore Every Day That Goes By
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A Buffet of Crashes to Finish Friday Off Right
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A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Paula Abdul is Really Good at Lip Synching
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Megan Fox:Still Dumb, Violent, Insecure…But Now ALSO a Cutter
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Chris Brown Looks Like He’s Really Having a Hard Time Doing Community Service
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Halle Berry is NOT Pregnant, Which Sucks Cause Her Pregnancy Tits Were Out of Sight!
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A Bunch of Hot Latinas at the Alma Awards
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Glad to See Wino is Back in Britain and Just as Messy as Ever
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Emily Blunt Gallery
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Ever Wonder How They Test Bras?
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It’s An Epidemic: People Hitting Other People’s Two-Year-Olds In Public
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That’s The Last Time She’ll Ever Get Her Tits Out
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She Traded Ice Cream For a Dildo
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A Playboy Playmate is Usually an Nice Afternoon Treat
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Catrinel Menghia Does Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Basketball Jazzercise
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Looks Like Rehab May Be on the Horizon for Lohan
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Paulina Porizkova is Topless
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Download the Twins Who Like to Fuck
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Maybe I Do Have a Chance With Emmanuelle Chriqu After All
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Rachel Aldana Peels Off Her Pink Sweater
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And That’s Why You Don’t Get Your Implants Done in Mexico
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12 Jobs You’ll Do Better While Stoned
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Sandy Summers is a Biker Chick
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Connie Du is a Play Boy Babe
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School Girl Beatdown
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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George Clooney Loves Prostate Exams, Probably Cause He is a Giant Closet Homo
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Bill O’Reilly is Also a Homo
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DADDY STOP!!
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YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE THE HOTTEST PICS OF THE WEEKEND, WHEN YOU CLICK IN 3 … 2…. 1….
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Megan Fox May Like to Eat Out Girls….
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2009

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I constantly forget anything I think is worth writing because of alcoholism, at least I am guess that’s why. I haven’t left the couch in two or three days. I have no food in my fridge that isn’t rotting, my dog’s been pissing and shitting in the house and it’s safe to say I have given up. I think I saw a coon in my kitchen, not the racist kind of coon, but the actual animal, and I welcomed it with open arms, because I figured it would clean up some of the mess. I guess this is what giving up looks like, but I think I gave up long ago. No don’t worry, I am not depressed or going to kill myself, this is all really funny to me….and I hope funny for you….and if it isn’t then here are some links to get you thru this lonely night….

Newly Single Pussy Still Dresses Like a 12 Year Old So Which Saves the Awkwardness For Perverts Who Can Only Fuck a Bitch Who Dresses Like a 12 Year Old….
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5 MOST EGREGIOUS GOSSIP BLOG SCREWUPS
(Do You Know What Egregious Means, Cause I Don’t)
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Keeley Hazell’s Bikini Calendar
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I’m Always on the Sea Saw in Regards to Whether Nataloe Portman is Hot or Not
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Big Brother Winner Panty Shot
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The Sexiest Possessed Girls In Film
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You’re Life Isn’t As Hopeless As You Think
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When Buying Condoms….
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Insane Ping Pong, they Must Be Chinese or Some Shit
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Meet Raica Oliveira
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Who Doesn’t Love an F Bomb On the News Now and Again?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan is Jobless and Therefore Seems to Think She is More Famous Than Ever
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Susan Sarandon’s Daughter is Playing a Stripper
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Leighton Meester is a Hot Mess
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Taylor Momsen is Perfectly Fine With Dressing Like a Junkie Whore
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I’m Starting to Develop a Thing For Keri Kilson
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German Quiz Tease
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Heigly Makes Asian Babies the Non Uterus Destroying Way
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BEST VIDEO DATING SERVICE VIDEO EVER
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How About Some Self Fisting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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100 Television TV Spoilers
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Some Afternoon Self Shots
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Chace Crawford is Havin’ At It With Leo DiCaprio’s Sloppy Seconds
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Mary From Peter Paul and Mary is Dead, Which Now Delaftes Any Chance Her Singing Me Puff the Magic Dragon While I Do Her Doggystyle
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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Throwback
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Some Solo Web Cam Action
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Shakira is Hypnotic When She Moves, But She is Totally Fucking Lip Syncing
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Nikki and Princess Have Some Mighty Fine Asses
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More From the 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
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I’d Totally Bang Mary J Blige
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23 Nights in Paris
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Molested at Lunchtime
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Kayden Kross Loves Leather
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7 Awesome Ass Shaking Videos
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PLAYBOY’S 2007 PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR IS STILL ONE SUPER HOT SMOKIN’ FUCKIN’ BABE!
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2009

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I got free tickets to Kings of Leon, they were pretty fucking lame. They were talking about how they are real artists and just because they are on the radio, they are still the band that started out because they hated what was on the radio, fuck yourself. They attract pretty much the shittiest audience and the highlight of the night was a drunken 15 year old who puked all over himself and had to be taken out by security after falling asleep in some dude’s seat when he was in the bathroom.

The good news is that I am drunk. Here are my stepLINKS….

Ali Lohan Is Well On Her Way to Being a Dirty Rotten Whore
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I’m Not Sure How Else You Plan On Doing It to Be Honest
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4 Step’s To a Great First Date
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Aubrey O’Day Has Nothing Better to Do Than Pose With Little or No Clothes On
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The 9 Hottest Nigerian Women
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Get Yourself a Black Market Clone
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AnnaLynne McCord Nip Slip
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Something About These Pic of Jenn Aniston Are Making Me Want to Bone Her
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YOU KNOW THOSE SEXY TAYLOR MOMSEN “FISHNET” PICS? HERE’S THE ENTIRE UNCENSORED GALLERY … WHERE ARE HER FUCKING PARENTS?
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The Best/Worst Restaurent Commercial Ever
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Chinese Punks Are Kind of Awesome
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Does Kanye Have Asperger’s Syndrome?
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Seriously The More Megan Fox Talks, The More I Hate Her
Shut Up and Look Good, Cause That’s All You’re Good At
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Striptease of the Day
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Seriously, WTF is WRONG with Lady Gaga? This Shit Isn’t Even Funny Anymore
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Robin Wright Penn is Single I Wanna Bone Her
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Chris Brown is Doing Community Service
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Yeah I’d Still Fuck Kelly Taylor
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Fuck You Pete Wentz
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I Kind of Miss The Girls Next Door
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Faye Regan in the Buff
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Hats Off to the DC Bros. Apparently It’s the Land of Big Dicks
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This Little Slut Knows How to Break Noses
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Can’t Get Enough Of These Fucking Machines
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Jenna Priestly is Fingering Herself
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Kylie is Kinda See Through
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Nip Slips – A Gallery
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Kim Kardashian should Just Get a Bikini Tattooed On Her and Be Done With It
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You Can’t Stay a Virgin Forever, Nor Do You Want To
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Some Sara Harding Hot Pants
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Babe Stripping in the Kitchen
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Candice Swanepoel: Victoria’s Secret Pink Collection
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Let’s Watch a Water Melon Explode
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Audrey Bitoni is an Animal
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Michael Vick is Playing Football Again and Hank Baskett is Out of a Job
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SAVE THE BOOOBS
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Retards Gotta Get Laid Too, You Should Know
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Mario Lopez is a Giant Fucking Homo and Here is the Proof
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Real Life Anime Porn? Say What?
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Some International Craziness
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5 Signs You Might Be The Driver Everyone Hates
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Let’s Laugh at Jeniifer Aniston By Looking at Pics of Angelina Jolie
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HOLY FUCK … THIS IS HOT!
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2009

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what you useless motherfuckers got accomplished tonight, but I know I was out being a fucking hero. I made a vow to Patrick Swayze’s ghost that I would find out who murdered him, so I drank a bottle of Port, because someone gave me a bottle of Port, my diabetes went into full insulin shock. So far the suspects are some ratty ass 90 pound half dead corpse of a woman with bald patches on her ratty ass head where her bleached hair was a solid year grown out, probably amount the time her addiction took over and she gave up because her face and arms were covered with meth scabs or Aids lesions, her jeans were ripped and stained and she was hanging out at the gas station. My other suspect is my friend who I walked in on watching a documentary called “Small Town Gay Bar” about a Mississippi gay bar and my last suspect was the Glitter DVD box that was randomly placed on my stoop that was definitely the Devil’s work….no I have some investigative work to do, but before I go,


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Here are my stepLINKS….

WILL SOMEBODY FUCKING KILL KATE GOSSELIN ALREADY
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The vigin Suicides aka Your Life Story
Make Good Here
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Her Name is Kayden Kross, She’s a Pornstar, My Pornstar and This is What She Wore Yesterday
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Give It Up For Chinese Perversion
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Avril Lavigne is So Gross
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How Great Is It Humiliating Kanye West? A Breakdown of His Biggest Fuck Ups from the Past
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Some UK Big Brother Slut’s Panty Upskirt
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AHHHH Shakira
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Dont’t Run From Pedo Bear, He Just Wants to Talk
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Striptease of the Day
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Worst. Tattoos. Ever
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Angelina Jolie is Going to Kill Rachel McAdams
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Obama Hates Kanye Too
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Who Doesn’t Love Marshmellows?
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Oh I Love Me Some Charlize Theron
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Sean Penn is Dating This Hot Piece? Wow
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More From the Lingeriw Football League
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Meet Lizzie and Altea
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These Jonas Fans Scare the Fucking Shit Out of Me
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And That’s Why You Should Take a Shit Before You Bench Press
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Slutty in the Pool
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Andres is Playing With Herself
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More Parkour Nerds
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katie Price Got Raped by Some Celebrity
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Madison and Jerry Go Down
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Fuck You Paris Hilton
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Roselyn Sanchez Naked Covered
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Amateurs Always Make a Bad Day Better
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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HUGE TITS, HOT ASS, AND PLENTY OF POT SMOKING = LATINA SLUT!
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And More Ashley Greene
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And a Little More Girl on Girl Action…
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Nina and Puma Are Just Too Fucking Much
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Some Daughter of 2 Psychologists Models Nude…..
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Mischa Barton is Some Lingerie Scene
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British Socialite Clare Irby Sounds Like She Knows How to Party
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Some Amber Rose Where She is Looking Semu Decent, If That’s Your Thing
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Erotic Tattoo FAIL
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DENISE MILANI GETS ALL WET, WILD, AND SEE-THRU!
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Some Missle Silo Insanity
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