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2009

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk and hungover at the same time. I am pretty sure it will all end eventually. I don’t get why I can’t get more follower on twitter. I fucking kill that shit like it is my liver, or like how Heidi Montag’s family should kill her, or how I kill every girl’s libido, sometimes even killing their heterosexuality, you know straight up lesbian maker right here, cuz after you fuck me, you can’t look at another man again. Truth.


Follow me on twitter you cocksuckers….
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And


Vote for Kayden Kross. She is Going To Marry Me If She Wins….
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Here are my stepLINKS…

Some of the Hotttest Lingerie of the Year
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ScarJo’s Tits Are the New Selling Power Behind Mango
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The Hottest Tits I’ve Seen in a Chocolate Flavored Cam Girl Dance Vide….
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Some Hot Naked Blonde Chick and Her Vagina – NSFW
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The BIGGER, The REDDER, The BETTER!!!
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Super Sexy Model Gisele’s Hottest Pics!
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Get The Fuck Over It, Glen
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Megan Fox Pornstar Face
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Phil Specter is Going to Jail
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The Faggotty Ass Unicorn Prophecy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kelly Hu is an Asian Angel
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Zero to Slut in 60 Seconds
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The Leisure World Lover
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Striptease of the Day
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You Can Now Have a Piece of Madonna in Your Very Own Living Room!!
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GAAAAAAAAYYYY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Adriana Lima is Naked
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Kristin Cavallari Downblouse
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Jon and Kate Gosselin May Have Violated Child Labor Laws!! AHAAHAHAH!
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I Don’t Know What It Is, But I Totally Have a Thing for JLO Lately
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Kendra Wilkinson and Her Tits Have Some Plans For the Layboy Mansion
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Will Ferrel is Amazing
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Ashley Bulgari and Carie Wrestle!!!
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Why Can’t The Internet Just Let Kanya Be Great!!?
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When a chick Smacks You Down – VIDEO
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Pussy Fun in the Bedroom
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Malloy Martini Will Make Your Bad Day Better
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Worst Car Theif Ever – VIDEO
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Fun With Public Nudity!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Linda Hogan is Completely Insane
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Charlotte Gainsbourg is Naked
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Lesbian Lover Lick Off
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What Do You Get When You Cross a Chicken With a Mouse?
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Blonde Hair, Big Tits. That’s All I Have to Say About That
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio is Always Nice for the Eyes
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Carol Strips Down
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The Biggest Nipples I Have Ever Seen
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How to Tell If She Has Fake Boobs
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Air Sex Still Makes Me Laugh
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Diora Baird is Busty
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Boobs, Oil and a Vibrator
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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I Don’t Know What the Fuck Britney Spears Is Up To
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Charlie Manson is Sneaky
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Get A Girl To Cum To
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Her Name is Carina and She’s Hosing Down Her Huge Boobs in the Shower
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BONUS:

Some Indy Rocker Dude Gave me Free Food the Other Day. I Told Him I’d Promote his Indy Music Video for Being So Nice. He Probably Mistook Me for a Homeless Dude who was Talking Craziness. He wasn’t too far from the truth, except I’m a Crazy Homeless Dude with a Crazy Website.

It is a Good Song and I Think He Needs To Get Signed in the USA.

One Last Try TO Get a New Porn Wife – VOTE FOR KAYDEN KROSS

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2009

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

In trying to push the boundaries of creepy on the internet – this is my new facebook message I sent to girls I don’t know. It makes me laugh. Let’s see if it gets me a date:

we should go on a date when your boyfriend mysteriously “disappears” next week

Love

Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

In trying to push the boundaries of offending people, it turns out doing an RIP Motherfucker for Mike Tyson’s baby was going too far. I even had the black baby hanging from the treadmill noose header picture, but couldn’t bring my heart to do it, because Mike Tyson scares me and I’m sure he’s upset about the shit. I was going to say how I don’t remember being 4, so his kid probably didn’t even realize it was alive and that dying at 4 is like a delayed abortion. I was also going to say that everyone wanted Tyson to burn in hell when he got charged with rape and when he got charged with beating up his cunt wife like she deserved to be beat cuz she was all high maintenace and got in his face and shit and now he probably is. So you are a bunch of fuckin’ murderes for wishing ill on a misunderstood, mistreated bi-polar person.

In trying to turn off my computer for the night so I can go get beat up at bars by strangers again because I’m a loud mouth and annoying, here’s my steplinks for the day. Click them but before you do…..

Help Me Get Married To a Pornstar By Voting for Kayden Kross and Her Ass
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Here are the rest of ’em….

Well This Britney Spears Story Pretty Much Made Me Puke
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Luigi Finally Snapped
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Hot Models With Vampire Fetishes
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Your Business Card Sucks
(This Guy is Such a Cunt Its Amazing)
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Jennifer Hawkins Makes Good Lingerie Even Better
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Would Totally Throw It In Diane Keaton
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Kitty Wants to Cry
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How To Survive in Prison
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Beer Opener App is Pointless and Amazing at the Same Time
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The Life of the Party?
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Striptease of the Day
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SO Drug Dealers Accept Amex Now, Do They?
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Danny Masterson Has the Best Fiancee Ever
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Jodie Marsh is a Body Builder Now or Some Shit
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Abby Titmuss Bikini Top
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Katherine McPhee Made a HaHa
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Kendra Wilkinson is a Hot Mess
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Tom Sizemore Got Arrested AGAIN Because He is a Mess and It Is Amazing
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Gabrielle Union Gallery
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Elana Grimaldi Could Sell a Baker a Loaf of Bread
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Scooter Cop Bails – VIDEO
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Susan Boyle Almost Had to Lay the Smackdown
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Petty Loves Roses and Hard Core Sex
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Angel Dark Strips Down on the Stairs
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Proof You Should Use Condoms
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The Lovely Cody Lane
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If This Shit Goes Down, Somebody is Getting Fired
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AHHHHH VIDA GUERRA
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Great Tits, Great Ass. Just Plain Great
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Some Homo is Suing Chris Brown
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashley Tisdale is Actually Lookin Kind of Hot
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No Boys and No Toys, Just Lesbian Sex
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Tera Patrick is a Sucker
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Haylie Duff Got Her Chin and Nose Fixed
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Joan Rivers is a Cranky Old Bitch
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Beauty Bowling
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Prime Beef Curtain
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Rhianna WILL Be Testifying Against Chris Brown
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Amazing Redhead
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Most Talented Street Drummer Ever
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Diary of an NYC Drug Dealer
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Get Your Slut Fixed Here
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BONUS –

NAKED BUSTY GIRL EATING ICE CREAM ON THE BEACH….
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ANOTHER BONUS –

Seriously Vote for Kayden Kross It Will Make Me a Better Person and By Better Person I Mean I’ll Finally Get to Fuck a Pornstar With My Miserable Dick.
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2009

27

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My life is complicated, like that Avril Lavigne song only way less commercially successful, but much more charming. That’s what I like to believe.

I’ve spent the last 3 hours trying to seduce girls promising them fame, unfortunately none of them have ever heard of me or my site.

I guess none of that is really as big of a deal as the fact that I have a very small penis.

My life really isn’t complicated at all, if anything it’s just a very long, drawn out, boring joke and here are my stepLINKS.

Sluts Who Who Do What You Want, When You Want
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Michael Lohan Threatened to Kill His Fiancee
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Captain Kirk’s Back Rub
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The 9 Sexiest Women From The Bronx
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When Mothers Start Internetting
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You Are Gonna Love Katie Cassidy
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When Nerds Battle
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Avril Lavigne Must Be Half Retarded
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7 Things You Say While Assembling Something From Ikea
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George Lucs Rap Attack?
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Legs, Cleavage, Beer, & A Green Screen Studio
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Striptese of the Day
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Simona Halep Wants Breast Reduction, Tears Shed Across Globe – PICS
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Here’s a Dog That is Smrter, Fitter and In Better Shape Than You Are
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Justin Gaston is Retarded o Has Down Syndrome or Something
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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Remember Marla Maples? Maybe Her Nipples Will Jog Your Memory
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Drew Barrymore Loves Gay Marriage
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Josh Brolin is a Dirty Whore
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Britney Spears May Illegally Buy a Black Baby, Since She is Taking Parenting Advice From Madonna
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Katy Perry FHM Photoshoot Video
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TV Upskirt Compilation
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A Bored Camera Man Means Sexy Video For Us
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Honestly Lady Gaga, Shut the Fuck Up
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Liquor Store Tit Flash
hp?http://www.wtfpeople.com/video/40428/crazy-girl-flashes-her-tits-at-a-liquor-store”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

Aria Giovanni and Tera Patrick Get It On
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Emily Scott Does Ralph Magazine
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Now That’s a Mighty Fine Ass, Mighty Fine Indeed
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Megan Fox is Lookin Good On The Set of Her Photoshoot
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Lily llen Hates Susan Boyle
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Remember Jenn Jameson Before All The Surgery?
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Eve Shows Off the Beef
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Ennie is Naked
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Jailbail of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lanni Barbie is Busty
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American Idol Was Totally Fucking Rigged
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Holy Fuck I Love 80’s Fitness Shit
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Her Pussy Will Eat You Alive
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Mike Tyson’s 4 Year Old Daughter is Dead
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Do It Like This
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The Science Behind Being a Perv
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Drunken Lake Havasu Party Girls: Memorial Day Edition
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2009

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say. It happens.

But I do have links. Click them.

I’m Gonna Go Out to The Bar and Slobber All Over Young Broads
You’re Staying In I Take It?
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Not So Fast, All You Gays, California is Still Full of Biggots That Hate You
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Post Game Lov Making
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USC Nut Sucker Punch
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Kristin Cavallari Gives Us A Fantastic View
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Dog House Bikini Contest
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Evangeline Lily Needs to Stop Fucking Complaining
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A Flowchart of What Will Inevitably Happen to You at a Memorial Day Barbecue
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Side Effects of a Limp Penis
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Doggy Style: A Love Story
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Okay This Brooke Hogan Album Cover Thing Has GOT to be a Joke
Seriously It Just Fucking Has to Be
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Striptease of the Day
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Jose Canseco Got Knocked the Fuck Out
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Lohan Most Probably Got a Deep Dicking
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Avril Lavigne Bikini Troll Body
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Jada Pinkette Smith May Be a Dyke, But That Doesn’t Mean I Wouldn’t Throw It In
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Mike Tyson’s $ Year Old Daughter May Die and I Kinda Feel Bad For Him
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Brooke Sheilds Regrets Not Being a Little Whore
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Claudia Schiffer’s Shower
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Danielle Lloyd Got Smacked the Fuck Down
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April ONeil Flashing in Public
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Now THAT’S Fucking Brick Smashing
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Party Slut Tit Flash!
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Jessica Moore Has Something to Show You
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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shotgun Backfire Means a New Set of Teeth
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Mel Gibson’s Whore Is Most Def 100% Knocked Up With His Whore Baby
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Blondie Strips Down
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AHHHHHHH Kate Beckingsale!!
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Jessica Pears Models Bikinis
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Hot Lesbian Sex. That’s All.
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Face Down Ass Up
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Emily Scott: Ralph Magazaine, June 2009
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Conservative Shock Jock Mancow gets Waterboarded – VIDEO
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America Takes Top Honors in the 2009 World Beard and Moustache Championships
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Kobe is Big Old Homo
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2009

25

May

stepLINKS of the Day

People ask me why I never started a news site. They ask why I write about myself and not about what celebrities are doing. I guess the answer comes in two parts. The first is that I don’t give a fuck about celebrities, but I do give a fuck about shit I see and do and experience and like to document it, because I drink too much and forget things after they happen. Second, I hate uneducated idiots who start up these sites and report the news that they didn’t create, make or break, and add their idiotic commentary to it, like they expect us to fuckin’ care. Not that it matters.

What does matter is that I just cast myself in the next season of The Hills as Heidi and Spencer’s murderer. I don’t get paid for the part, but I am pretty sure it’ll be fuckin’ rewarding, maybe even my life work.

That said, I hope you remembered your troops, or the poor hacks that got suckered in and died for an oppressive government who masked what they did as fighting for freedom when they already had real freedom back at home playing with their dogs, fuckin’ their wives, buyin’ their kids birthday gifts, fixing up an old boat or car, spending the afternoon with thir dad’s, watching superbowl with their friends and living a fuckin’ life that didn’t involve getting blown up in the fuckin’ dessert, while the top level government are flying around on private jets sipping champagne at your fuckin’ expense and I can only blame Heidi Montags.

While you were remembering that, I remembered my stepLINKS.

I Would Totally Stick My Falcid Peen in Miley Cyrus’s Whore Mother Just to See Fragments of the Shit the Made Miley Dried Up and Flaking Off My Shit….
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Here’s a Little Miley Vagina Peaking Out of Her Shorts to Show You How Fucked Up A Uterus Can Be
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Anya is About to Give ScarJo a Run For Her Money
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Alicia Keys Hottest Pics
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Okay These Infomercial Products Are Just Getting More and More Retarded
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Personally I’d Rather Work Out and Get a Giant Penis
But Let’s Laugh At These Self Absorbed Workout Assholes Anyways
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Evening Dress Thong Show
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I Still Wanna Bang Angelina Jolie
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Flawless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And The Shit From Japan Just Keeps Getting Weirder
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And While I’m At It, Probably Throw It In Camila Alves
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Go On Easy, Easy Rider!
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Fun With Music Videos
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Who the Fuck is January Jones and Why Isn’t My Penis In Her?
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Audio Edition
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Kate Hudson Looks Kind of Disgusting with Dark Hair
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I’d Lke to Fuck MAry Kate Olsen in that Hate Fuck Kind of Way
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The Critics Are Stomping All Over Heath Ledgers Grave
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Striptease of the Day
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Just Say NO to Online Dating!!
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Man, Kevin Bacon is Having a Bad Few Months
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Simi’s Got Some Sweet Tits
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Spoiled Teen Crys Rape – VIDEO
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Because Weekend’s Aren’t Always What They Are Cracked Up To Be
Sometimes You Gotta Start the Week Off Right
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What Do You Think os Megan Jones’ Hairy Pussy?
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Shower of Puke – VIDEO
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Just You’re Every Day Typical Naked Girl Next Door
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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What Can I Say? Jean Claude Van Damme Has Still Got It
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Enjoy All You Can of Gisele – Heard She May Have Ruined Her Vagina With a Baby
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Rebecca Romijn is Topless
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Vickie is a Lady in REd
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And That’s What Friends Are For
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My Penis Just Went From 6 to 12 Thanks to Jessica Szohr
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Ariel in Blue
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I Would Kill Myself Too if I Was Second Rate to Kristen Dunst
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Keyboard Cat: True Hollywood Story
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Clay Aiken Has No Balls
I Know, I’m No Surprised Either
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The 24 Types of Pot Smokers
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Girl Masterbates – Nuff Said
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Can You Guess What the Backwards Song Is Before The End Of the Video
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2009

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the long weekend. That means the only people who will read this are lonely losers with no family, friends or money to get the fuck aways from their computer for the weekend. Welcome to my life.

The good news is that in efforts to get wasted last night, I fell asleep at 9 pm and only woke up an hour ago. Thank you Oxy, or whatever the fuck that pill the sketchy skinny convulsing dude gave me was, you and pussy are by far my favorite addictions.

I don’t think I am hungover anymore, but I do think that these are my stepLINKS.

Lookin Good Sweetheart The Hayden Panettiere Vagina Edition
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Because There Is No Fucking Way You’ll Meet a Real Girl Tonight
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Fuck World History, check Out the HISTORY OF WEEEEEEED!!!
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Get YOUR Swine Flu Shot
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Liz Hurley is All Her MILF Glory
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What the Fuck is Paris Hilton Doing in Cannes?
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Can You Say Death Wish?
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The Celebrity Gender Switch Experiment
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Mariah Carey is See Through!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ready For a Dirty Joke?
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When Will Ferrel Interviews Dustin Hoffman…
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Striptease of the Day
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Well, I Just Threw Up in My Mouth a Little
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what the Fuck of the Day
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Dita Von Tease Dresses Like a Dirty Whore in Cannes Cause She’s a Class Act
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I Kind of Have a Thing For Zhang Ziyi
You Know, The Hot Bitch From Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon
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Taylor Momsen is a Hot Mess
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Mischa Barton is On Meth or Something
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Quentin Tarantino Drugged Brad Pitt
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Christina Julie is Totally Nude
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The Ass That Broke The Window
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Amy Winehouse is Still a Fucking Mess
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Hannah Hilton Does What She Does Best
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Eliza Dushku Does Maxim Magazine
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AHHHHHH Dani Woodword
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Part 2
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India Reynolds Is Naked
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Slut Gets Naked In Nature
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Jon’s Wifes is a Fucking Cunt and I’m Glad He Hates Her As Much As I Do
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Sit Back, Relax, And Enjoy The Show
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Pheobe Price is Disgusting and I Wish She Was Dead
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Watch is There Darlings, Looks Like You Lost Something
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56 Insanely Hot Indy Car Grid Girls
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Mommy Wants to Play Too
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Notorious B.R.A.D.Y
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Hot Chicks Get Naked and Rub Themselves Down. God Bless Spring Break
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Retard Tits Anyone?
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I Spy With My Little Eye, Paris Hilton Doing Something Illegal
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Cookie Monster Metal!!
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Cleveland is the Worst Place to Visit Ever
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Site of the Day – MSPAINTPORN.NET

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2009

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It is pretty much summer weather here and the girls are out in full effect and they are all pretty much half naked and it seems like everyone’s going crazy for fucking Ice Cream.

I got some ghetto soft serve for 50 cents because my wife made me do it and walked down the street eating it, only to pass another fuckin’ ice cream shop with high end ice cream, where all the snobby assholes pointed and laughed. I didn’t know ice cream was such a status game, until realizing they were laughing cuz my wife’s vagina lip was hanging outside her sweat pant, sure that vagina part is a lie, but these snobby ice cream experts definitely gave me dirty looks for rollin’ up with ghetto soft serve and it was funny.

Not as funny as when I just went to the store to get beer and two fat chicks were fighting over ice cream flavors, only to decide to get both, and that’s how I think women should work with sex, fight for the vagina, while I fight for the anal, only to come to a common ground of a little of both, but that’s not how it works out, what happens is you end up getting nothin’ and that’s just proof you can learn a lot at a store that sells ice cream and that’s without talking to the Sri Lankan about the history of his fucking people.

Here are my links – ps – I am drunk

Find A Masturbation Wife Here
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I Love My Lesbian Daughter
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Hitler Loves Hanna Montana
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8 Bikini Models You Must Look At
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I Guess Dogs Will Eat Anything
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Maria Grazia Cucinotta Has Glorious Tits
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Billy Mays Orders McDonalds
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Diane Kruger is Lookin Mighty Fine
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How The NBA Will Guarantee A Kobe Vs. Lebron Final
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Sesame Street On Acid. Makes Sense Doesn’t It?
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Legs, Cleavage and BEER
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Striptease of the Day
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Mars’ New Candy Bar Is A Real Slut
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Louise Griffiths Is in Bikini
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Yup, Michael Jackson Has Cancer
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Adriana Lima’s Nipples
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Jessica Alba Is Looking Good Without That Stupid Baby On Her Arm
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Kendra Wilkinson Just Ruined My Day
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Cher is All Sorts of Disgusting
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Christen Stefanich Photoshoot
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Australia’s Biggest Internet Celebwhore (This Week)
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Erotic Gymnastics Heyooo
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Guy Gets Tossed Off a Moving Bus
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Sweet Peach is Young and Fine
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Employee of the Month
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Well It’s Official. I Am Bever Going to India Ever
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I wanna Motorboat Wendy Williams
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And There’s Lady GaGa’s Vagina
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India Reynolds Naked
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MILF With an Awesome Body
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Georgia On My Mind
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Angelina Jolie Throwback
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Fuck You Walmart
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Kanye Already Broke Up With That Stripper
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She’s Got You Dancing
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Tunnel of Love
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How to Survive an Earthquake
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Bikini Whore Battle
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Fuck You, Speidi
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Some Titties at a Premiere
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Some American Apparel Blowjob Ad
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2009

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

You know how I bitch about my wife always wanting to have sex with me and how it makes me sick to my fucking stomach and I tell her to fuck off with her fat dirty vagina, but fuck her anyway, well 6 or 7 weeks ago, I guess she got the hint and stopped coming onto me. So days turned into weeks I was pretty happy about it. I was thinking how amazing it was to get her off my fucking jock because she’s disgusting, that was until earlier today when I decided it was time to get laid and bitch got her fucking revenge, see I cracked because I was hurting for pussy hard and she knew it and just looked at me, smiled and told me to fuck myself with my useless cock.

That said, tonight I go cheat, but before I do, here are my stepLINKS.

Find the Girl You’ve Always Wanted
Ot At Least One You Can Jerk Off To
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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If You Thought Snuggies Were Bad….
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The 9 Hottest German Woman
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When 2 Nerds Battle
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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Showdown
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Who Knew Basketball Could Be so Awesome
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Who the Fuck is Marion Cotillard And Why Can’t I Find Nudes of Her?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Christian Bale’s Doodles On The Set Of Terminator Salvation
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E-Reading Just Got a Hell of a Lot More Easier
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When a Cute, Sexy Girl Gets a Pedicure…
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Striptease of the Day
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I Love Miranda Kerr and Her Pointy Tits
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Kate Gosselin Will Eat Your Children!
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Rhianna Was Getting Down at the Strip Club in NYC and Loving Every Minute Of It
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Hayden Panettiere Panty Upskirt
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Beyonce Looks Best When She Doesn’t Have Her Tranny Garb On
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Mariah Carey May Not Look 40, But I’m Sure Her Vagina Looks 60
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Okay, Paris Hilton’s Stupidity Just Reached It’s Highest Level Ever
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Eliza Dushku in Maxim
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Lexi is Luscious
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Angelina Jolie is Lookin Hot at Cannes
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Britney Spears Concert Brawl
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Sandra Shine is Gorgeous
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Oil Tanker Explodes – VIDEO
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Nice One, You Fucking Douche
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If This is True, Someone Kill Me Right God Damn Now
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Lucy Pinder Wants to Servce You Ice Cream
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MICHAEL JACKSON JESUS CHRIST!
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Kerin’s Body is to Die For
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Corin and Her T-Shirt Ain’t Half Bad
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I Want to Learn a Whole Lot More About Brenda Song
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jenna Presley Takes is Off
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Ryan Philippe is a Pimp, Yo
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SEIXE THE TESTICLES!
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Girls Gone Wild, World War 2
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Quentina Tarantina Basically Drugged Brad Pitt to Convince Him to Do His Movie
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Cute Redhead Has Alone Time
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Bikini Girl Has Talent
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Ursula Vargues is a Great Way to End the Day
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2009

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was talking to an ex high class escort the other day, you know the kind who charges 5,000 dollars an hour, but who got busted and forced back to montreal and offered her 15 dollars for a blow job, I figure she’s gotta be cautious about her shit now that everyone is watching and 15 dollars can buy her a couple happy meals or one of her high class escort cocktails at the bar so that she can think about the glory days…. this is what she said.

i can only fuck for love. i’m partied out, sorry.

I just wanted a blow job, I don’t know where all this fucking got into the mix…so I asked her this ….

how much do you charge to let me jerk off to your facebook profile

Free. That’s how much and I got the rash on my dick to prove it.

You know what else is free, my stepLINKS and here they are.

Gwenyth Paltrow And Scarlet Johansson’s Giant Tits Are Gonna HAve a Massive Catfight
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Now This is a Food Fight I’m Glad I Didn’t Miss
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The Best Closeups Of Kim Kardashian’s Huge Tits
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Now That’s a Rough Day At Work
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Jaime Pressly?s White Trash Bikini Liquor Run
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A Hard, Gay Tv Throwdown
This is From Japan, Go Figure
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Jesus is Not Happy With Mel Gibson
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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7 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Your Graduation
Or Already Happened When You Did Graduate
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Termintor Will Give You More Happy Endings Then a Chinese Massuese
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Jessica Biel is Drunk or Delisional or Both
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All you need is Chicks
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One Wedding and a Funeral
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Striptease of the Day
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Hayden Pantyairs is Still Showing Off Her Ass in France
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Supermodel Daniela Urzi is a TOPLESS Argentinian patriot.
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Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt
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Here’s The Trailer For Sherlock Holmes
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Courtney Cox is Actually Starring in a Show Called COUGAR TOWN – VIDEO
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Well I Guess The Recession Isn’t Effecting Britney Spears
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A Nike Commercial With Puppets is the Only Kind of Nike Commercial I Wanna Watch
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Man Kate Hudson is a Whore
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Alison Angel is Stripping By a Tree
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The Repo Man is Coming
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Wearing Panties to Work is Over Rated
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Kick the Shit Out of a Shamwow!!
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These Spider Pictures Will Probably Scare the SHit Out of You
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Haven’t Seen Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bit
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Gabrielle’s Got Some Big Fucking Tits!
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Ass, Pussy and Fingers. Nuff Said
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Olivia Wilde: GQ Magazine, June 2009
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Agnes Will Light Your Fire
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Lisa Rinna Comes Clean About Her Hemorrhoid…Lips
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Candice Cassidy is Playboy’s Miss June
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Denise Milani Will Make Your Afternoon Better
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Charles Barkley is The Worst Golfer Ever
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“Requiem For An STD”
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2009

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was recovering all day from drinking way too much. My body has turned into a giant vagina on its period with some kind of cyst and can’t fuck seem to fuck anymore cuz it hurts too much. So I got swept from the computer and went to the park where some weird family was having a cookout, the same weird family I now call my own becuase they gave me lots of beer and food like the charity case I am. That’s why I didn’t post a lot, but I doubt any of you fucks noticed.

Here are my stepLINKS – click em if you’re horny.

I haven’t checked my email in 6 days so if you emailed me and are waiting, I’ll get to it soon enough.

I am not sure if I’ve posted this header pic before or not – I need an assistant.

If you are out there, you probably shouldn’t email me. Cuz it’ll take me 6 days to get to it.

Holla.

Tara Reid is Going Back to Rehab in 3…2…1
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Sluts With Lollipops
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Lucy Pinder is a Role Model for Women Around the World
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Cameron Diaz is Cougar Defined
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Not Exactly The First Thing I Want to Think Of When I Hear The Words Crotchless Pants, But Whatever
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Marc Ecko Did a Playboy Shoot – here are the Behind the Scenes Videos
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Soundtrack of a Shattered Life
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Alicia Keys May Be a Hoe
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10 Letters From Satan
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Enhance Your Performance Ye Olde Fashioned Way WITH MAGIC
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Dunno What Nell Mc Andrew is Up To, But I Like It
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Fergie is a Big Old Lesbo, Or Maybe Just Seeking Publicity
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Pam Anderson is Anything But Hot
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Cannes Panty Show Of Throwback
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JESUS IN A CHEETO BAG
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The Last Thing Anna Faris and That Little Black Dress Should Be Doing Is Getting Married
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Juliana Martins Gallery
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Meet Bailey Kline
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Guy Fights a Hooker – VIDEO
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WHY DON’T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE PARIS HILTON – VIDEO
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Honestly, Squirter Grosses Me Out Cause I Am Convinced It’s Just Piss, But Whatever
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Chinese Cat Fight
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Automated Phone Sex Will Probably Get You Off
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The Red Headed Dyke From Sex and the City is Getting Married
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There Goes the Neighborhood – Paris Hilton, You’re Fuck OUT
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Dita Von Tease in Her Lingerie
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Demi’s Tits Are Pretty Nice
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Bryci is the Kind of Brunette I Love
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Tila Tequila’s Acne Makes Me Want to Puke
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Say Hello to Brendy, You’ll Be Happy You Did
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Elle Liberachi ia the Next Big Thing
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Pimp MY Ride
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A Little Too Overcooked
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Celebrity Porn-Hab With Dr. Screw
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Porn Stat Twitpic Gallerys
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2 Girls 1 Sub
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You Can Actually Explode Your Ass. Who Knew?
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Because You Can’t Be a Peeping Tom Forever
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