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2009

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to a kid’s movie alone earlier today, I figured it would be a great place to meet a future wife, because my wife is 300 lbs and I doubt she is going to be around all that much longer, and I figured single mom’s are really easy to seduce, mainly because I have done it before and I’m confident with that target market, because they are holding on from a thread in their misery lookin’ for any escape possible, and I am totally cool with lying to them and their mangled pussy. I can practically taste the sweet taste of child support from their ex husbands who left them for younger, hotter pussy that I intend on financing my life with and it tastes really fucking good.

My other option was to see paranormal activity but I refuse to buy into the hype that I know is hype and that I know is bullshit, cuz the only 15,000 dollar movie that can scare me is a documentary on AIDS that interviews bitches I’ve fucked who happen to be HIV positive and who I didn’t know were HIV positive, leading me to sleepless fuckin nights contemplating whether I should get tested or just have unprotected sex with random girls and wait for them to call me with their results one day….

Life is so complicated.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Funny Sex Toy Instructional Video
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A Pole Dancing Video That Doesn’t Involve Some Slut Falling on Her Ass
Or a Fat Chick Is Always Welcome in My Life
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The 9 Hottest Egyptian Women
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Kayden Kross Showin Off One of Her Hot Slutty Outfits…
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The Klingon Rap Will Make You Want to Pop and Lock
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Eva Longoria’s Side Boob is as Good a Marketing Tool as Any, No?
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Sofia Hyatt’s See Through Dress is More Than See Through….Throwback
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Man, As Time Goes On Mischa Barton is Getting fucking WEIRD Looking
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The Movie American Psycho Makes More Sense Then Ever Now That Christian Bale
Revealed Who He Used As Inspiration for Patrick Bateman
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Because My Week Has Been a Piece of Shit and I’m Guessing Yours Has As Well
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Lego Pop Up Book is as Much Pointless as It is AMAZING!
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Fat Kid Stuck in a Skateboard Bowl AHAAHAHAHAHA – VIDEO
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A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow
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I guess After A Fear of Fuckign a Hockey Team, You Eventually Turn Into The Net….Cuz Hilary Duff Looks Fucking Boxy as a Motherfucker….with hard nipples
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striptease of the Day
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Cousin Balkie Hates Tom Cruise Cause He’s a Closet Homo-Homophobe
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Ughhh Peaches Geldof is So Gross and Here She is in Her Underwear
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Hilary Duff Looks Like a Possibly Bastard Child of the Little People Big World Midgets With Her Unproportioned Body
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Lookin’ Good Carnie Wilson, Glad to See All That Dieting Paid Off
And By Paid Off I Mean You’re a Fatter Pig Than Ever
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Shitload of People Getting It In in Various Las Vegas Elevators – VIDEO
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Hot Moments on Italian TV – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Next Time Make Sure Those Screws Are Tightened – VIDEO
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Things Don’t Get Much Better Than a Lesbian Shower Scene
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You Know I Think La Toya Jackson is Nuts and All, But Her Theory Behind Michael Jackson’s Death Actually Seems Plausiable
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Jayme Langford is the Type of Redhead You Fantasize About
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Watch These 5 British Chicks Beat the Fuck Out of a Brit Soldier – VIDEO
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The 3 Minute Whiskey Drinker – VIDEO
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Alessandra Ambrosio = 1 Lindsay Lohan = 0
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rhian Emma and Leah topless
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She’s a Perky Amateur Addition to Your Day
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Meet Gwen
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Who is Rhona Mitra And Why Don’t I Have Any Nudes of Her?
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Some Self-Shots Always Seem to Make a Bad Day Better
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Lacey Has That Innocence About Her, But She is Anything But…
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Phoenix Marie Shakes Her Big Wet Ass
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Kelly is Just Floating Around
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Heidi Montage is a Self Entitled Cunt and I Hate Her
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the StepLINKS Aren’t the StepLINKS Without a Little Daily Japanese Craziness
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Who Wants to Buy Whitney Houston’s Crack House – Err – Mansion?
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The Dissolving Bikini Seems Like a Much Needed Scientific Breakthrough – VIDEO
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The 20 Most Hilarious Scare Prank Videos
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And More Proof That Hilary Duff is a Un-Proportioned Midget
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FAMOUS CURSES IN ENTERTAINMENT
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1994 Pink Latex Ass
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SONYA IS A HOT FUCKIN’ HO WITH BIG TITS WHO LOVES TO GET NAKED AND SHOW HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH!
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BONUS VIDEO AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIP SHOW

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