They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but unfortunately that wasn’t the case the other night when Kim Kardashian got paid to let 100s of people look up her skirt while having her 29th birthday party at some bullshit cheesy club I’d rather be dead than inside. I guess it’s got to do with Vegas being the only place in the world that wants Kim Kardashian to endorse their nightclubs enough to pay the bitch, you know since Vegas is the trashiest fucking place on earth with a whole lot of fucking money to spend on useless cunts, kinda like when one of your friends from the gutter wins 5,000 dollars in the lottery and shows up to the park the next day with gold teeth because he fuckin’ can, kind of thing.

The only good thing about these pictures is that it reminds me of a local chachi bar that is probably getting Ed Hardy and bottles of Grey Goose with sparklers swept from the fucking floor from last night’s festivities, where I got stuck partying with Nicole Richie 4 years ago because the promoter thought I was DJ AM’s friend, resulting in free booze all night and great conversation with that useless cunt, like whether I could have Lohan’s phone number or not, but giving me a perfect vantage point of the balcony, designed just like this balcony, where mini skirt wearing girls lined the clear glass raining and I saw at least 20 pantyless chachi pussies and it was far more amazing than these pics…

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