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2008

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

So I went Christmas shopping today it was fucking crazy. People everywhere and by people I mean girls in leggings. It was a good time and I got myself an amazing gift…2 cans of beans. I have a limited budget and she loves eating so I’m sure she’ll be disappointed like every year, even though I put so much thought into the shit. I am joking, I don’t bother getting my wife a gift, I just went shopping to scope out young pussy and it was a success…

Here are some links to get you through this cold, dark, lonely Christmas season….


Personal Pornstars Who do What You Tell Them…
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Lisa Rinna To Do Playboy…
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A Wii Idiot….
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Jennifer Ellison is Topless in Nuts
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Katie Holmes Has Herpes on her Face Again….
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Jennifer Aniston Semi Panty Upskirt on Letterman
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Mariah Carey Braless Throwback
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Hugh Jackman Talks Wolverine
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Miss England Does a Striptease
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Star Wars vs Bush vs Shoe Throw-gate
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Best Bikini 2008
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These Babes Wanna Show You Their Happy Home
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The Macelet!!
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The Art of Meeting Men
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because, Well, Why Not?
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This is My Wife’s Real X-Mas Gift
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Christina Agilera, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Here’s a Bunch of Sluts at Some Event or Another
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Pete Doherty’s Arm Exploded…Thanks Heroin…
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Some Naked Shaved Girl With Big Tits Takes a Shower…
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Paris Hilton Gets Robbed of 2,000,000 Dollars Of Stuff Because She Doesn’t Lock Her Front Door Ever, Hoping To Get Raped
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December Music Reviews in 20 Words or Less
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The Cheetah Lady is Fucking Crazy
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Merry Christmas You Fucks
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Slumber Party Cat Fight
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Zip Line Fail
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Tabitha Tan is Lovely
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Who Wouldn’t Want to Dry Hump Their Teacher?
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Bad Santas
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Cheryl Burke is Nasty and Not in a Good Way
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The Price is Exactly Right….
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The Gayest Moments in Sports
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This WIll Get You Laid…It is That Simple
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A Dog Jerking Off Weirdness
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A Burger King Christmas Carol
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Lovely Lovely Teen
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Brooke Hogan is Just Trashy
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Christina Milian Gets Her Fake Tan On
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Tanya Robinson is Naked
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Here’s a Stampede of Dolphins…
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Meet the Governer (Some of You May be Too Stupid to Get This)
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Anyone Can Get a TV Show
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Just Plain Sexy
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Playboy Babe Will Make Friday Better
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Cop Hits Deer
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Marisa Tomei’s Greatest Nude Scenes
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Some Video Game Girls You’d Probably Fuck if they Were Real People and Not Videogame Characters.
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Shannen Doherty Looks Like a Fucking Mess With Hairy Arms…
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I get harassing emails from this record label to promote their artist, here’s a link to their myspace, listen to it
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Count the Titty Bounce On an Israeli Beach
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Hilary Duff is Not a Virgin
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Plane Hits Cow Video
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There’s a Cockberg Right Ahead
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Titty Boxing
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…

Oh Shit…Fat Chick Erotical Amazingness…
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Some Power Cleavage….
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Dog Does the Beyonce Dance Better than Beyonce….

Some Girl With Big TIts Playing with her Big Tits….to make up for that Beyonce Shit…

UPDATE – VIDEO OF SOME GIRLS FIGHTING, LOSING A WEAVE, AND SHOWING A BALD HEAD….


Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I got my first official death threat today, well it may not be a death threat, but it was definitely a threat to inflict bodily harm on me and the person even outlined where he was going to do it. The reason, because he thinks I am a racist motherfucker, even though I’ve gone over this a million times explaining that I am not a fucking racist, I like everyone equally, I just like making fun of racism and how stupid it is by making racial slurs, shit’s a fucking joke and even if it isn’t funny or gets lost in translation like it was a chubby Scarlett Johannson….it’s still just a fucking joke and nothing to get angry over…..

That said, a detective reads the site and I asked him how to deal with this kind of thing and it turns out there’s a way to see where the email was sent from and from there, they’ll get the person’s account info and ID them. Once that is done, the fucker can get arrested, charges can be pressed and I’ll have a guy who hates me hating me a hell of a lot more.

Now normally, I don’t bother ratting people out, I would never take it to the authorities, I take shit at face value and I assume that if you’re on the site, it’s cuz you get me, and if you’re sending that kind of shit my way, you’re just joking, but once the detective got the info, it was pretty much out of my hands because he takes this kind of shit seriously and I guess wants nothing to happen to me….

So the report is made, they know who is threatening me and he may get arrested in the next couple of days. Such a headache for absolutely nothing….It’s way easier just to click “X” on the browser and go on with your day than to bother breaking laws threatening people over this shit….like I always say, it’s just the fuckin’ internet….

Anyway, I met a Reggae artist last night who was selling his CD at the merch table, he was black and we hit it off. I was wasted and told him I’d help spread the word for a free cd, he agreed and I woke up this morning with his CD but no CD player to listen to him, but I gotta keep up my end of the deal and link up his Myspace because dude was passionate about what he does, and I like passionate people, that shit inspires me…

So Check out His Myspace…..
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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS…..

23 Year Old Waitress Is Going to Marry A Guy Who Probably Murdered His Wife…Crazy
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Sluts who will give you something customized to Jerk Off to…
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Holiday Gift Guid For Nerds
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Paz Vega Has Some Nice Cleavage
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Bad, Bad Look for Jenny McCarthy….
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Survivor Italy is Amazing Tit Slip During a Challenge….
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Close-ups of JLO’s Best ASS Shots
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Glamour Girls Make Life Worth Living
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Tila Tequila is Naked Because That Is Her Only Skill and She’s Not Even That Good At It
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All I Want for Christmas
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Faith Nelson Has Some Retarded Big Tits
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A Whole Lot of Sexy Self Shot Mirror Pics
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That’s Not My Wife!
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Trauma After Party!
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Funny Comments on Lohan’s Myspace Blog
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Next Door Nikki is Topless
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Porn Reviews…..
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The President Bush Shoe Dodge Game
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Jeremy Piven is Fucked
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who Knew Toy Drives Could Be So Much Fun
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Will and Jada Want Us to Ignore the Big Pink Elephant In the Room
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Grace Park is in Maxim
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This is Just Plain Weird
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Smelling Her Boyfriend’s Dick Went Wrong
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Flaming Basketball Kick
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Kaitlen Ryan is Lovely
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Fuck You Rob Zombie
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2008 As Told in Photo
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Jessica and Lexi Get It On
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Tarzan and a Topless Dancer
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Everyone Hates Santa
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Some Hot Slutty Girl Dressed Slutty Does an Erotic Dance in Christmas Themed Lingerie…..It’s Pretty Good
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Funny Double Knock Out Fight Clip….
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Cisco Adler Got Arrested And Will Get To Put His Huge Balls To Good Use….
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Paris Hilton Dealing With the Recession With Her Very Own Bink Bentley
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Simon Cowell Has Lost His Mind
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Britney Spears is Being Set Up With Paris’ Good Charlotte Sister
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Mr.Belding and Brooke Hogan Sing Karaoke
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Striptease of the Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Slut Lookin’ For Her Next Boyfriend at a Highschool in Compton..
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Anna Lynne McCord Just Keeps Getting Thinner
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Super Market Beatbox
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Jesikah Maximus Will Be Your Fantasy
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Make a Fart Machine
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Eva Mendes is Oh So Fine
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Keri Hilson is Trying
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Some Awesome Car Chases
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Really Hot Blonde Skinny Chick Naked and With a Vibrator Tail
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Halle Berry’s Great TIts at an Event…
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Watch This Old Man Die During an Interview Cuz It’s Funny
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That’s One Big Dildo!!
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BONUS VIDEO – Bow Wow Video Shoot Behind the Scenes because there’s a couple big assed chicks in a skimpy bikinis hidden in all this soft hip hop entourage ego trippin and talkin’ too much….see if you can find them……

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

16

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t like doing links twice a day. I think this reader said it best:

 
fuck em, the lazy bastards. I like my posts like I like my women….in one big chunk.

So I think the morning dump is dead, but it had a short lived life, I’d like you all to take a moment to celebrate Morning Dump’s life it all started and ended here .

I’d write more about drinking, people I’ve seen today, other stupid things I’ve done when drunk last week, but I’m too broken up emotionally to do it.

Pete Wentz Admits to Fucking Ashlee Simpson’s Asshole
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There’s Something About Audrina Patridge Called Her Tits,,,
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Mandy Moore is Scaring the Shit Out of Me
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2 Girls With Solid Dancing Skills Throwback Video
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Watch Girls on Webcam Fuck
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Close-Ups Of Jennifer Connelly’s Tits
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Here’s a Lohan Pre-Lesbian Throwback I Found, You Know, To Remind Us of How Classy She Is
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Jennifer Lamiraqui is Oh So Sexy
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Here’s Some More BEtty Page Videos, Because She is Amazing
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The Spirit Looks Like It Will Be Amazing, If Only Because Eva Mendes is In It
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Rumer Willis Needs to Stop Changing Her Hair Color and Realize She is Just Fucking Ugly
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drve Drunk
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A Christmas Gift that Keeps On Giving
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How About Some Big Fat Natural Tits
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Brasil Bikini Models in a Cat Fight
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Look Down Kellie Pickler’s Shirt
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16 Gangster Car Poses That Should Have Never Been Taken
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Some Freakshow Fucks a Snake…
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Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Were Fake!
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Stupid Santa Sex Tape Video
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Kate Winslet is a Boring Cunt.
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Because I Know There’s Things You Just Can’t Do On Your Own
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striptease of the Day
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Some White Supremicist Named Their Kids Some Crazy Shit….
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Vanessa Hudgens Needs to GEt Out of My Dreams, And Into My Car
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Veronica Hugo is in FHM
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Gabrielle Union Needs to Back That Ass Up Over Here
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Here’s Some Pics From Tara Reid’s Birthday Party
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Watch This Dildo Do A Little Belly TIckle….Shit Can’t be Healthy
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RuPaul Does the Obamas
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How About Some Cunt Kickin’ VIdeo
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6 Best Bondage Videos on Atom
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Some Girl Ruins Her Cell Phone Masturbating / Squirting VIdeo…
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Here’s Some Free Mp3’s, Because The Recession is Hitting Everyone Pretty Hard
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Check Out Rumer Willis’ Disgusting Everything….
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Moms Gotta Get Love Too, Right?
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Some Big Fake Titty Playboy Casino Dealers in Costume
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BONUS – Some Porn Reviews:

Nasty Makeup
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Shemale Video King
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Horny Latina Teens
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BONUS – BOTTLE SUCK VIDEO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

16

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am surprised I didn’t get any hate for that Bettie Page post. I thought it was funny and figured no one else would, but for some reason I heard nothing. Maybe you guys aren’t as uptight and lame as I thought you were.

I’d tell you more stories, but I really don’t have any. Everything’s so slow and happy now that Chirstmas is 10 days away, even the Jewish people I know are excited because it means heading to Florida for a couple of weeks and I’m happy too, not because I am drunk or high, or because I expect to get that dream vacation from my wife for Christmas, but because I won’t have to deal with them everywhere I go, it really is the time of peace….

I’m just talking shit, I guess that’s me filling up a post about nothing, because I’ve got nothing but these links to give….

Bedtime Toys Play Living on a Prayer
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One of the more insane things out of the White House….I Mean Other Than the Dead Troops and Economy and the Bush Twins….
Danielle Lloyd Looks Like a Pornographic Cupcake on Her 25th Birthday
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Men of the World Take Note: Guy Richie Sawm Through Years of Shit and Came Out Rich on the Other Side
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Rosario Dawson – Hoe or Houswife?
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Lily Allen is Better Than Britney Spears, And Not Just Because
She Had the Abortion Instead of Having a Kid
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Lindsay Lohan Really Should Have Paired That See Through Top From
Earlier Today With These See Through Leggings
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Jessica Biel Looks Kind of Alright As a Stripper
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Lizzie is Lovely
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Who Says Underwear Isn’t Sexy?
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Some Homo Gets His 15 Seconds of Fame on the Jam Cam
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This Video of Some Dude Who Went on the Bud Light Party Cruise is Pretty Awesome
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Girls Fighting Over Who Can Dance More Slutty Is a Fight I Want to See
Except When They Are Fighting over a Fucking Loser Like This Guy
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I Don’t Care What Xtina Says, Cameron Diaz Was the OG Tranny Clown
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Because You Can’t REALLY Ever Get Sick of Porn
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Shenae Grimes Is High
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Marisa Miller is Just Fucking Everywhere and I Love It
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Looks Like Santa Got His Own Present This Year
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Because You Hand Can Only Do So Much For You
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Student Fucks Himself Up On a Door
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Because Monday is The Beginning of a Brand New Week, So Anything is Possible
Including You Busting a Nut
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He May Come From the North Pole But Santa is Like Any Other Man Out There
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Imogen Thomas Photoshoot
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Zuzana Drabinovs is Busting Out All Over the Place
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I’m Really Not
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And That’s Why You Don’t Put a Fire Cracked Between Your Ass Cheeks
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Busty Babe Plays With Herself
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Regardless of What His Kids Say, Something Tells Me Women Aren’t Interested in Hef Because of His Dancing
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I Want to Rip That Inspector Gadget Coat Right Off Eva Mendes
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Striptease of the Day
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Get Sex in a Way That Will Make It SEem Effortless
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Blowing Your Boss For a Raise Makes Sense to Me
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Abbey Brooks Has Some Bg Fucking Tits
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Can Someone Please Explain the Context of This Tom Cruise Interview to Me?
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Here’s Some Survivor Hate
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FINALLY! Here’s Some Pics of Hef’s New Girlfriend (And Her ASS)
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Micaela Strips Down
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Keanu Reeves is Klaatu
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Sharon Osbourne is a Cat Fighter
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Cosmo UK Made Up an Etire Interview About Scarlett Johansson
Probably Cause She is Boring As Fuck Anyways
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And Here’s the Trailer for Batman – Salvation
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Some Awkwards Historical Moments
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Mike Tyson is Almost as Fat as I Am
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Let’s Play Pool With Bridget
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Slutty Chirstmas Themed Girls
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Would This Girl Do Jesus Martinez?
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It’s a Porno Christmas
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Some Mexican Newscaster Reports on The Erection Her Slutty Pics Caused
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A Gallery of Flexible Chicks
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Some Santa Themed Pole Dancing
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The Virgin Mary Does Playboy Mexico
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A bunch of high fashion tits from French Playboy…..
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Make the Ultimate F16 Airplane
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More Things Not to Put in Your Ass
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A Slut I Want To Fuck
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BONUS – The Gangbang Song….

stepTV Throwback Video Because I’m Feeling Nostalgic….and Because I feel that it is Genius that Went Unnoticed…But I’ll Keep that to Myself…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I added this girl who was causing ruckus Sam Ronson’s Facebook profile, to figure out what the drama was all about because it was in broken English and I really have nothing interesting going on…

The profile looked legit, like a 18 year old young girl and I got to talking and she was defending some dude who Lohan had deleted off Facebook for being a creepy stalker. Within a minute of being added to her profile, I realized that it was fake and really Lohan’s creepy stalker’s clever way to get back into Lohan’s internet life. Yes…I am being fucking serious.

So this girl and I start talking and she’s not making sense, but is really passionate about this guy she’s defending and his legitimate feelings for Lohan. She goes off about how Lohan was his Facebook friend and he told her not to do drugs or something ridiculous, because he doesn’t want his women on drugs, Lohan freaks out, deletes him and he goes into some psycho fit destroying a portrait he’s spent 6 months painting…..Yes…I am being fucking serious.

By this point, I’m already bored, sure it’s kinda nuts that a stalker is pretending to be a girl badly to get back on Lohan’s Facebook while talking about himself in the third person and the fact that Lohan and Ronson are interacting with this fake profile because they are idiots making him think he’s tricked them and is getting closer to them, but he said something to me from his fake profile, talking about himself in the third person that I felt I should leave with you to close off the week, because it brings the Holiday spirit into my shithole I call home, and I hope it brings it into yours…..

he had dreams about lindsay when his ex wife left him… he couldnt control his dreams, he has been like that forever
It doesnt make no sense but to me it feels like thr is a connection between thr brains or soemthing
ask her if she dreams about him?
he believes that lohan is his wife in heaven
and his dreams point to that matter
he doesnt want her in this life

Well that’s reassuring….

Lohan better be locking her doors, and should re-think adding randoms to her facebook. I better be getting to fuck to the bar before I fall asleep missing out on another day of this beautiful life…..and you better be clicking on my links….

Sluts Who Will Warm You Up During the Cold
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Being on American Idol is More Shameful Then Doing Gay Porn, But Maybe That’s Just Me, Since I Love Gay Porn….
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One of Paris Hilton’s BFF Caught Totally Naked in the Bathtub
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The Oompa Loompa Army
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Kristen Bell Complex Magazine Outtakes
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Michael Phelps and a Huge Set of Fake Tits…
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Lily Allen See Through Dress With Lacy Thong
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I Don’t Look Down On These People For Stealing Money From a Bum
Cause I Would Do It Too
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The Hottest Pin-Up Girls EVER
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Brooklyn Decker Throwback
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Bianca Beauchamp and Her Big Ol’ Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hong Kong Family Planning Dolls
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Bunny Boiler Is At The Beach
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Here’s Some Commercial Brad Pitt Did For a Japanese Cell Phone Commercial
That Makes No Sense and is Fucking Amazing
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The Only Person Better at Pretendng to be a Lesbian Than Lohan is Tila Tequila
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Gwenyth Paltrow Most Probably Got a Tit Job
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A Very Britney Christmas
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Reporter Almost Gets Run the Fuck Over
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The Best Way to Save Money Durng the Holidays
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Spin Kick Fail
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Longest Hockey Fight Ever
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God Bless the Hula Hoop
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Alina Vacariu is a Lady in Red
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Pam Anderson’s Ass An’t What It Used to Be
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Pharyan Sparks is in the Kitchen
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Sexy Teen Takes Off Her Bikini
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PArs and Nicole Hate Each Other Again or Something
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Striptease of the Day
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Zelda Babes Will Make You Horny
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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How NOT to Drive a Ferrari
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Micro Machines!
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Marry Me Rhianna
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Roselyn Gives a Banana Head
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Ema Watson May Just Get Naked
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Aggiolina Karkampouna is a Mouthful
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Not Your Average Super Hero
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Veronika Simon is a Cowgirl
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Ashley Donahue is a Playboy Babe
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Maybe Skiing Isn’t the Best Career Choice
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Make People Naked in Photoshop
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Fast Food Fisting
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A Mouth Wide Open is a Mouth Too Ready…I Prefer Forcing My Way In…
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Bonus – I Wrote This for a Site and I Expect You To Go There And Comment…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

12

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

So I am not an actual d-list celebrity and people don’t care about me, so I have to go out of my way and add random whores to my facebook in efforts to get 5000 friends and pretend I am a d-list internet celebrity that 5000 people care about, while knowing I added them all myself randomly.

The problem with adding people to facebook who you don’t know is that they question who the fuck you are….Like last night, a girl wrote this to me…

do i know you?
 

Sure, I’m the guy who just jerked off to your profile pic. You were amazing.

Love,

Jesus

She didn’t add me, I want to change my strategy, but my typing fingers just won’t let me.

Here’s some links…..

RIP Bettie Page
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Intervention!!
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Alyssa Milanos Nipples Are Hard Under Her Designer Sports Sweater
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Merry Christmas From Satan
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Claire Sweeney Groping Herself Throwback
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Stephanie Pratt is Lookin’…uhhh…Hefty
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Kasia is Delightful
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Pizza Prank That is Worth Trying Yourself
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Krystal Forscutt is All Oiled Up
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Why Did You Leave Me?
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No One Cares That Ashley Simpson Had a Baby, Including Me
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Some Vintage Paris Hilton
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Anna Lynne McCord Goes Shopping, or Something
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Do You Remember Stacy Dash As Well as My Penis Does?
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Fergie Still Doing What She Does Best
And By Doing What She Does Best I Mean Looking Like a Man
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Are These Girls Having Sex or Doing Yoga
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As If We Need More of This Cunts Family Walking Around the Earth
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Pranking Girls Always Makes For Good Times!
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Knocking OUt Your Girlfriend is the Only Logical Thing to Do After You Tear Off Your Pants
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Because I Want Your Thursday Night to Go As Smooth As Possible
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I Want a Super Suit for Christmas
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Wino’s Soon to Be Ex Husband Got His Ass Beat Upon Returning to Jail
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Tropical Triaminic
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Giulia Olivetti is Model Material If You Ask Me
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Tabitha is on a Red Leather Sofa
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Lydia and Miranda Are Lovely
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Britney Spears Gets Excited Joke….
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Stevie Wonder Wants to Join Dancing With the Stars
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Striptease of the Day
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Dump Truck Flips Out
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A Tv Nipple Slip Always Brightens My Day
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Micha and Jess ARe Good Fucking Friends
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Ciara is Lovely
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Samantha Buxton Goes Swimming
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Who Knew Slovakia Had Such Fine Exports
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I’m Gonna Be All Over Rhianna If It’s the Last Thing I Do
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Shay Laren is in Leopard Print
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Waste More Time Here
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Audrina Patridge Is Looking Kind Of Alrigt
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Hilter was a Good Boss
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Enrique’s Makin’ Out With a 17 Year old Slut on Stage….Criminal….
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What Could Be Lady Gaga’s Nipple….
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A Little Carrie Fisher Interview for Those of You Still In Love with Princess Lea
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A Couple KFC Workers Taking a Bath in the KFC Sink in their Underwear….
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Jesica Cirio is Some Model Showing Off Her Crazy Agentina Ass in a Thong….
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Make Milk Into Marbles. Seriously
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What Flavor of Jello Pussy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Crazy Fake Tits…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

So I accidentally got invited to some denim event…..see photo above…..because I guess someone put me on a list of relevant media people to invite to fashion events as some kind of joke….anyway some poor intern emailed me this:

Hi!

I apologize in advance if you are not located anywhere near New York, and receive this invite, as it is hard to tell where some are based. If you are indeed in or around the NYC area, and would like to attend please let me know what time you’d like to come in.

So I answered her pretending that she was the ass in the flyer…..

hot asssssss
you have no idea the things I would do to that ass
what I wouldn’t to to douse those jeans in gasoline and burn them off you just to get to that ass
i will turn your ass into DJ AM.
i love you

With Love, 
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

She didn’t get the joke….

I’m sorry – what?

And I closed it like this….

What do you mean what? You just sent me a pic of your ass in jeans.
I was just saying you have a hot ass and that I love you.
Why you acting like you have no idea what I am talking about?
why you making me feel like I date raped you?
I hate why girls play that “I just cockteased the shit out of you and now you’re sexually harrassing me you pig” bullshit….
motherfucker.

With Love, 
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

I kinda feel bad, I am sure she doesn’t realize I am just fucking with her, I can expect no more invites to fashion events I guess….I always ruin things….

Here are my links:

Carrie Fisher Sounds Like She Knows How to Party
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Motorcycles Belong OUTSIDE Dipshit
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Lohan Lesbian Cleavage
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Meet the Sluts of Miss World
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I Always Assumed Scientologists Hated Christmas, Like The Jews
But Hey, What Do I Know?
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Nicky Hilton Kind of Upskirt
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This Will Make You Feel Slightly Less Pathetic
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Rebecca Loos Naked in Zoo…..
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The Hottest Greek Women Ever
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The 10 Hottest MMA Girls of All Time
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Kim Basinger is Looking Good at 55
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Rinaldo’s Hot Ex is in a Calendar Naked of the Day
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Demi Lovato of Disney Fame is a CUTTER!!!! And we love Jailbait with a Broken Soul!!!!!
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A Blonde and Brunette is My Kind of Combo
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More Whores From Rock of Love
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Nicole Arbour Has a Calendar
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I’m Sorry, But Dogs ARe Fucking Stupid, and This is Proof
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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The 10 Greatest Fastfood Sides of All Time
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Cate Blanchette is Pretty Smokin’ For an Old Bitch
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I Don’t Know What She’s Wearing but This Model Agness Deyn is Pretty Hot
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I Gotta Hand It the Girl, Britney Done Good
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The Recession is Even Hitting the North Pole
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Beach Gymnast Takes Out Chick in a Bikini
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Invent Destiny!!!
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The Spank Bank is One Bank The Recession Won’t Touch
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Red Head Dream Girl
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Tribute to Mrs. Clause
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Ricky Martin and the Joy of Gay
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Lovely Lady Has Some Alone Time
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Katie Holmes Has Herpes
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Scott Ruffalo is Dead, and It’s His Own Fault
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Striptease of the Day
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Tow Truck Gets PWNT!
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Naked Chicks and Guns
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Attention Whore!!
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Everyone Hates Naomi Campbell
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Gina Novak is in the Woods
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Let’s Say Goodbye to the Warm Weather the Only Way We Know How
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Madonna Needs to Learn to Be a Bit More Frugal
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Waste Time Here
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Now THAT’S How You Propose to Someone

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Some Guy’s Got A Freakishly Weird Second Asshole…
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Jack Sparrow Fired from Disneyland Because They Were Getting Flashed By Teenage Girls
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Topless Lady in TIght Bikini Bottoms Doing a Dance….Video…
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Her Name is Nikkala Stott and She’s Got Hot Tits….
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Pole Dance How To
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And This is Just Wrong
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Asian Dance Party
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Because Sluts Are One of Those Things You Just Can’t Get Enough Of
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

This Girl Didn’t Password Her Photobucket So Here Are Her Tits…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2008

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I know you don’t give a fuck about me, or the fact that my ass is pissing, and that my farts are 8 minutes long, because if I was you, I wouldn’t care either. I’d actually find it disgusting and ask you why the fuck you were telling me about that shit. Maybe you’ll be happy to know that today the Bold and the Beautiful was spent in the mogue, because one of the younger characters died, which is soap opera code for got a new fucking job and they had to write her off the fuckin’ show, but the good news is, like all soap opera stars who get cocky and think they can make it in the mainstream, she’ll be back when the mortgage payment needs to be made….I only have the TV for one more day, so I better get this stomach flu I call liver failure out of my fucking system, it’s fucking up

Here’s some links from around the internet from sites that aren’t sick. Assholes.

Lindsay Lohan Dressed Like Sam Ronson in Her Lesbian Boots and Lesbian Smurf Hat and Lesbian Ripped Jeans….Sucking Her Lesbian Finger….Lesbian…
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Alien Prank Goes Bad
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Holly Madison is Average At Best
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Megan Fox Almost Makes My Dick Hard. Almost
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Alyssa Milano See Through Thong Throwback
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Melisa is Worth Checking Out
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Now That’s What I Call a Recovery
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Tila Tequila’s Tits Best Moments Of 2008
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Jessica Biel Is Actually Looking Alright For Once
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Star Wars Accapella, You Fucking Nerd
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Some Myspace Decisions Are Harder Than Other
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I Need More Amanda Bynes
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Lady GaGa is Fucking Ugly and Her Music Sucks
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Jay Leno And His Chin Are Staying Put For Now
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There’s Nothing Like the Holidays
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lohan Sells Leggings and Acts Crazy at Nordstrom
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What’s In the Bag?
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Sled Jump/Head Smash
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How About a Walrus Playing the Saxaphone?
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Christina Ricci is Pinching Her Nipples
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Tom Cruise Gives the Spencer Pratt Marriage Advice in The Weirdest Video of the Day
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A Wunder Boner Will Make Your Day Better
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Sybilla is One Gift You Will Def Want to Unwrap On Christmas
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Because Two Girls Are Better Than One
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Well Now We See Which Side of the Family Britney Inhertited CRAZY From
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Marc Ruffalo’s Wife/GF is a Smokin’ Hot. Oh, and His Brother Also Got Murdered
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Striptease of the Day
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So THAT’S What Happens After an F-18 Crashes
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And This is What Happens What You Light Yourself on Fire
You Know, In Case You Weren’t Sure
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Those Are Some Serious Titties….
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Some Token Kodak Moments
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Angelique Boyer is a Mexican Actress os Some Shit
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Destiny Makes Post It Notes Amazing
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Alright Let’s Settles This Once and For All
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If Tyra Banks is Among the Smartest People On TV, I Am Sober, and You Are Not a Virgin
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Suzanne Stokes Brings Some Holiday Cheer
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As Much As I Hate to Admit It, Kid Rock Has a Point
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Breathing Fire on the Mexican Border For Change is Better Than Sucking Cocks in a Brothel
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In Case You Missed It, Here is 1 Guy, 1 Cup
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Some Cute Teen Getting Naked and Showing Off Her Tiny Body on Webcam
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Get Yourself a Teen Naked and Showing Off Her Tiny Body on Webcam
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Some Montreal Slut I’ve Never Met…Giving me the Sex Eyes…I Have That Affect on Women When I am Lookin’ At Pictures of Them Like The Creep That I Am….
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2008

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

This is the first time in 4 years that I wasn’t able to post because of sickness, I think that’s a pretty good track record considering I am unhealthy as fuck. I am hoping to bring the site back tomorrow, but after today, I should really find a back up person to have my back for when I am bed-ridden for 23 of the last 24 hours. I haven’t died yet, I haven’t gone to the doctor, but for those of you who hate me, keep praying……it is bound to happen eventually.

I managed to get some stepLINKS….here they are – click them….

Rock of Love is My Kind of TV Show
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I Can’t Get Enough of Babes Playing Guitar Hero
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Eva Mendes Makes Scarlett Johansson Look Like an Ugly Pig
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Say What You Want About the Pussycat Dolls, They Make Latex Pants Look Good
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Melisa Made My Cloudy Day Brighter
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Celebrity Phone Tap – Oj and His Glove
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That’s Not My Wife!
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How About a Human Luau?
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IPhone Pours Beer
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Marisa Tomei is Topless
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Rachel Zoe Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Lohan Trying to Make Out With Sean Penn, Why Am I Not Surprised?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Great Moments in Human Interaction
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Jessica Simpson Should Stop Selling Perfume and Start Selling Her Body
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Paris Hilton on the Toilet Throwback
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Pam Anderson is a Big Ball of Class
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The Difference Between a $5 and a $500 Car Wash
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Sluts Who Will Make Friday (and You) Come Faster
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Blake Civil-Fielder Wants to Go Out in a Gold Diggers Blaze of Glory
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Fuck You Burger King
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Laura Lee is an Outdoor Beauty
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Various Amateurs Will Help You Pass Time
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Mr.Spriggs BBQ
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XTina Bikini Throwback
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PETA Has No Decided They Hate Britney Spears
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Striptease of the Day
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Nell McAndrew Hangs Out by the Pool
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Chick Gets a Right Hook!!
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Memphis Monroe is Lovely
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Katy Perry Looks Disgusting at Some Christmas Party
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Topless Skydiving Looks Like One Hell of a Party
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Patricia Ford Gallery
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Marry Me Penny Cruz
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Emma Watson Wants to Get Naked
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Here’s Some Weird CGI Porno Type Movies
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I’d Much Rather See This Guy Then Clay Gayken or Any of the Other Idol Losers
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CAT FIGHT!! Lily Allen VS Katy Perry
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Perfection at the Beach
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Run USB Through Phone Lines, You Fucking Nerd
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Groped By 50 Different Men
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2008

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

To answer the one person who emailed me asking if I snuck back on facebook, I did and this is my profile that I barely use, you should ad me, I’d like 5,000 friends. I expect to close in somewhere around 2.


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The economy is shit, I thought about drinking and watching Christmas movies, but decided to research to best ways to kill myself, not that I am going to do it, but I figure if I need a quick out, I should be prepared. I am just joking, I’d rather keep annoying you especially with massive lists of links and here’s one for the weekend…..

Friday Night Sluts…..
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Cross Dressing Criminals of the Day
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Mary Poppins remx – Scary Mary
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Joanna Krupa’s Hot Lingerie Pics
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Ronson is a Total Star Fucker
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Shauna Sand Panty Upskirt….Obviously…
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Isla Fisher is Looking Not Half Bad on the Cover of FHM
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I Wonder if Ariel’s Carpet Actually Matches the Drapes
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Mirror Whore
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Christian People Pretty Much Hate Everything, But Not As Much AS I Hate Them
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Nicole Kidman Doesn’t Put Her Baby in a Car Seat Because She is a Fantastic Mother
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Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental
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Penny Cruz Bikini Throwback
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And Here’s Her Current Slut in a Santa Hat
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CoCo is Just a Giant Ball of Class
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That Chick Who Already Ruined Her Vagina By Having 17 Kids
is Going To Shit Out The Next One On Live TV
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Security Guard Knockout
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Dwayne Wade is a Basketball All Star
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Jennifer Aniston Hiding from the Paparazzi – Badly….
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30 Foot Back Flop Fail
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The Rain Doesn’t Stop in Venice
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Japanese Marathon
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Teen Renna is Your Semi Jailbait Fantasy
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Stripping Down and Playing With a Dildo
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Hillary Duff, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Striptease of the Day
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The Muslim Fundamentalists Are Starting to Take This Shit a Bit Far
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Ready, Aim, Fire!!
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Friday Random Photo Fun
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Who Do You Think Samuel L Jackson Fucked First?
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Italy Versus Spain
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Britney’s Birthday Breasts
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Christina Aguilera Wears a Garbage Bag About Town
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Elephant Tug Job
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Everyone Needs to Have a Cry Sometimes
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Amsterdam is Trying to Stick It To The Man
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Watch This Bitch Get Her Nipples Pierced
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The Harder They Come, The Harder They Fall
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Some Fat Chick Playing Guitar Hero World Tour in One of the Least Sexy Video Game Slut Videos Ever
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Some Guy Claims To Have Accidentally Shot His Wife….We Know Shooting Your Wife is Never an Accident…
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Disgusting Urinal Dare Video
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Weird Cocaine is Bad Ad
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FULL HOUSE REUNION IS IN THE WORKS and I Don’t Give a Fuck…
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Wii Accidents Compilation….
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Make a Hover Craft
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Brand New Titties
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Freida Pinto Is the hottest Indian Chick Ever
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Some Girl Pushing Her Tits As Far As They’ll Go
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Some Porn Site Reviews….

Electricity Play
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Cock Sucking Championship
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Mum Slut
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Small Tits Girls
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Holla Black GIrls
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Fuck Mature
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What do you bet that this viral video was made by Jews trying to be funny? Too bad she can’t sing, but I bet her Bubby Thinks She’s Amazing and Has Told Her That Repeatedly….

Watch Kardinal’s New Video Nina With Some Jamaican Slut Dancing

And to warm your lonely heart…Here’s a Video of a Dog Saving Another Dog….
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