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2008

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I got fan mail….

Jesus,

I just felt the need to write a short e-mail to tell you how fabulous I think your website is. It is the perfect combination of useless information and perversion. I am a young mom of three children with a hell of alot of time on my hands when they are at school. So, just thank you for providing me with a great way to waste my time. Sure I could be cleaning or cooking or some other boring domestic chore. Instead I check your website everyday and it makes me supremely happy. Might I be slightly disturbed? Probably…..but I think everyone who reads your blog must be.
 
Anyway have a spectacular day!

Three kids? Woman you got to learn how to keep those legs shut and if you insist on getting slammed, make the fucker pull the fuck out. It is never too late to take them on a trip to Asia and accidentally lose them at an airport, then we will have all the time to be together via the internet. Think about it and while you do, check out these links, I chose them all for you….I may just flirting with you because I know you put out…but really, what difference does it make. God, I hope you’re still lactating….Okay….enough of this….thanks for reading, Now LINKS………

Some Big Man on a Little Horse
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Marilyn Manson’s New Pussy and She Looks As Thrill as Her Hatred For Life Allows
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Isla Fisher is Looking Good in FHM
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Amy and Blake Say Goodbye the Only Way They Know How…And Complaints of a Horrible Smell of Death in their Neighborhood Tripled
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Hillary Duff And Her Nipples ARe Christmas Shopping
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All the Zoo GIrls in Film
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Paris Really Lost Out in the Best Friend Department If You Ask Me
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The Pussycat Dolls Want You To Buy Their Panties
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Alexis Capri Takes My Breath Away
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Computer Friends Are For Losers Like You
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Well I’m Glad Sex Education is Doing Some Good For The Kids Today
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Japanese Spanking Torture Game Show
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I Want to Fuck Eva Mendes So Bad It Makes My Flacid Penis Hurt
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Somehow Paris Hilton + Disney Seems Like Complete Disaster
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Here’s a Pretty Hot Cake
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Skate Tokyo
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Madonna Photoshopped To Shit And Showing Her Flexibility for Luis Vuitton
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May I Have This Dance?
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Tree Climb Fail
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Sluts You Know You Can Count
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Best Wal-Mart Prank Ever
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Bear Attacks Women
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jenny Haze Wants To Show You Here Moves
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A-Rod is Already Cheating on Madonna
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Victoria Looks Like a Dude
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Striptease of the Day
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Sean Avery Makes Aplogies NotBecause He Is Sorry But Because His Contract is at Stake
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Susie and Rosie Want to Wish You a Merry Christmas
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Ice Sculpture Fail
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Jaime Hammer Wants You To Nail Her
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More Pussy Cat Dolls
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cali logan Wants You To Meet Her Friend
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How About Some Sexy Panties
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Girls With Pigtails Make Me Smile
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Mariah Carey is Losing It
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Happy Birthday Rio
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survivor is the Dumbest Show Ever
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Riley is a Myspace
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Win at Tic Tac Toe Everytime
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True Love Defined
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Nicole Richie Throwback Skinny Ass in a Bikini
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Heidi Montag is Dressed Like a Animal At the Zoo
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Kate Bosworth’s Legs
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Inked TIts Gallery
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An Indian Actress Topless on the Beach With Her Boyfriend
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Lesbian To Better Her Career Anne Heche is Knocked Up and It’s A Lot Better than Playing WIth Ellen’s Pussy
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Some Fatty Shows Off Her Animal Bra
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Some Parkour Fail
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The Inner Demon in This Slut Scares Me….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Old Chick Gets Sexy…
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Some Dude’s Collection of Sluts….
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2008

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The economic crisis is hitting close to home. I just had to fire 50% of my staff which is pretty shitty considering the fucker won employee of the month for the last 48 months straight. It’s also too bad because I am the only person who works here, but times are tough and my couch is comfortable so I gotta do what I gotta do. It’s business, not personal…

Here are my links….

There’s a Party Happening in China
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I Wouldn’t Let Him Ride Me Either
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The Hottest Indian Women in History
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Heidi Klum God Damn
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Adriana Lima Is Fine By Me
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A School Girl Will Always Put a Smile On Your Face
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Awesome Collection of Wii Accidents
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Here’s a Guide To Losing Your Virginity, Because You Are a Loser WHo Will Never Get Laid Ever
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Batman Wants You to Lift Safely!!
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Holly Madison is Looking Good Since Leaving Hef
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I Like the Slutt Paris Hilton Better
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Some Super Model Nip Slips
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It’s Official. Lindsay Lohan is No Longer an Actress
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The 5 Most Awkward Kool Aid Ads Ever
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Bear Attack!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jessica Simpson Wanting to Study Anything is the Biggest Oxy Moron Ever
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Sorry, I Don’t Think You Fit
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Here’s Some Sluts, Because Sluts Are Awesome
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The Best Little Jon Mash Up Ever
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Motor Show Sluts
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Ashlynn Brooke Has Some Big Ol’ Tits
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STFU Kanye, For Fucks Sake
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Romanian Army Striptease
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Kim Kardashian Wants to Do Playboy Again Because She Had No Relevance Whatsoever
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Ambulence Hit By a Land Slide
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And I Thought I Had a Weak Gag Reflex
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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The Worst Tattoo Ever…..
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Drunk at the Office Party
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I Hope We See a Lot More of Candace
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Rita is Golden
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Doutzen Kroes is Lovely
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Apparently Jennifer Hudson’s Family Was Killed Over This Bitch
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Aria Giovanni is All I Want in Life
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Don’t Hate the Playa…
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Some Arizona State Volleyball Player in Her Underwear
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Basketball Shot of the Year
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The Pirelli Nude Calendar in Full…..
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Some Photobucket Whore in See THrough Clothes…
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This dude’s got it all figured out…
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Here’s a funny, but obvious Awkward Situation
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GiGi is a Myspace Whore
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Some Juice Ad Made for A Woman But Gives Men Boners…
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The Wife Carrying Contest…
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Fat Ass Jamie Lynn Spears Got Liposuction When Pregnant at 16
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Some Sluts Posing With Cars at the Essen Motor Show…
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Watch Some Myleene Chick Wet in Her Bikini Video in some Zoo Magazine Countdown….
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Some Wonderbra Ad Because We Like Girls In Their Underwear
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Some Drunk Driver Runs Over Himself…
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Some Emo Chick Ripping Off Nipple Tape…
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A Mom Does A Webcam Stripshow
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Get a Pussy Tickler at Harriet Carter
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Some Tits Or Guns Poll
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Teaser for the Best Show I’ll Never Watch….Because I Like Vagina…..
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Learn How to Beat Box
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So THATS Where the Shampoo Went
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Some
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Bonus Video – Male Lactation…Because if they can do it, we should celebrate it….

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2008

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

So someone I was expecting to meet up with for a drink tonight never called me. I don’t entirely blame them because I am the kind of person I would cross the street to avoid if I unfortunately knew me, but I figured I’d let them know how I felt in an email….This is what I wrote….

Subject: Get Well Soon….

I wanted to wish you a speedy recovery from the  horrible car accident you were in, because that’s pretty much the only excuse I’ll be willing to accept for you not calling me to go out for a drink when you said you were going to. In fact, I hope you died in the accident so that I don’t have to make plans around you, only to get ditched by you ever again. I will spit on your grave you piece of fucking shit.

What are you up to tomorrow night?

Love Jesus

I wasn’t actually mad, I’m just trying to leave my mark and I was just concerned about her well-being, but I have a feeling this bird won’t get the joke like you won’t get these links….

A Predictable Table Prank is Always Good for a Laugh
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Naked Rock and Roll Daughter Prove That Drugs Fuck Sperm Count Up
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Aria Giovanni Teaches You How to Make a Grilled Cheese With Her Tits
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Learn About Tina Fey’s Scar and How She Got It…
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I Don’t Know Who Anna Friel Is, But This Is Her Pussy
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Some Chick Pretending to Amanda Bynes in This Video I Don’t Understand
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This Slut Eva is Glorious
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Britney Spears Would Like to Apologize
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Scarlett Johansson Covering Up Her Tits
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Kirsten Dunst has a Stalker and He’s Obviously Crazy Because He’s Stalking Her….
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Everything That Has Ever Come From Japan is Amazing
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Vin Diesel’s Wife is Way Too Good For Him
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Shauna Sand Got Beat the Fuck Up
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Pussycat Dolls Rocking Some Lingerie Cuz That’s Pretty Much What They Do
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Some Chick Opening a Beer With Her Tits
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Used School Girl Panties are Popular in Japan…Big Surprise
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The 12 Worst Mall Santas….
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Some Pictures of Chicks Beating Up Guys
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The Pussy Cat Dolls Performing at the Viper Room and the Sluts Who Went Out to See Them…
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The Evel Knieval Estate Auction….If You Were a Fan…
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French People Have the Biggest Dicks in Europe
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Some Angelina Jolie Gallery for Old Time’s Sake…
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Man, Ivana Trump Doesn’t Waste Any Time
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Your Tax Dollars At Work
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Gemma Atkinson in a Swimsuit is Fine By Me
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The 7 Hottest Scarred Women
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Miranda Kerr May Not Be Engaged, But That Still Doesn’t Mean She Would Fuck You
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Do These Bitches From Victoria’s Secret Ever Sleep?
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Victoria Silvstedt No Panties Upkirt Throwback
Because She Almost Sued Me Onces
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A Christmas Light Show Like You’ve Never Seen
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Jana Jordan is Hot
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Pussycat Dolls in Their Live Performance
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Jungle Jane is Lovely
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Penelope Cruz, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Fuck You Beyonce, BritNey and Xtina, TINA TURNER is Where It’s At
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Let’s Play Marathon
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Striptease of the Day
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Holly Valance Does German FHM
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Sickos Make Girls Puke
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Heather and Lela Will Make You Day Better
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Stephan Colbert Has a Dream To Bring That Bitch Kanye Down….
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Ashlynn Brooke is the Treat of the Month
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Monique Luchese’s Name Doesn’t Matter. Her Body, However, Does
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Barry is Man of the Year
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Sean Penn Likes to Be Gay
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Natalie Marie is Your Playboy Babe
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Square Dance Fun
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The Inner Demon
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Is this Kid Scared or Excited?
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Some Help a Brother Out Links……

Naked Girls on Webcam are Better than Your Mom Checking In On You on Her New Macbook Ichat Program….
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This Spray Is Proven to Get You Pussy
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Some Chick Does The Cat Fish Dance While Fishing With Her Fat Tits
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Seduce Local Girls Who Want to Fuck..
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Find New Porn To Jerk Off To
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Hamster on a Piano
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Some Rope Swing Disaster
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A Couple Tacky Vegas Whores…
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BONUS – Sean Avery Calling Elisha Cuthbert Sloppy Seconds to dis her Hockey Boyfriend Dion Phaneuf and it is Funny… Even coming from a Hockey Player…..and I Hate Hockey…and People Who Play It….

To translate his Canadian Accent….

“I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada,” Avery said. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.”

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2008

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Before I got married, I wanted to have more than one wife. So that when one was out, I’d have another one to fuck, but after getting married, I realized why prostitution exists, you don’t have to deal with any of the headaches of listening to them talk. I didn’t end up fucking a whore this weekend, but I should have. Instead, I tried to convince girls on the internet to send me nudes, hoping thanksgiving was making them feel lonely, I did watch porn, I didn’t go to any bars, but I did eat Caribbean food, because I figured black people are poor and that shit is affordable. I didn’t celebrate Anna Nicole’s birthday and I didn’t jerk off to Miley Cyrus on a Macy’s Thanksgiving float because she looks retarded. I didn’t watch the Britney Documentary, but I did hear her song on the radio and I have I barely dranks, but still manage to forget everything I came across. I did ask a random 17 year old if she has a nipple ring and I did try to grab at her to see if she was lying when she said no, I didn’t get arrested for it, but I probably should have. I am writing too much about nothing but I did go through my emails though and here are my all my links….click them.

Sluts Have Nothing Better to do and Neither Do You
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Britney Spears Father is the Scariest Man Alive
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Snowboarder Gets Caught in the Wind – VIDEO
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The Hottest Slutty Calendars of 2009
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Katy Perry is Not Funny. Or Hot. Or a Good Singer. Or Interesting.
Why is This Fucking Bitch Famous?
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Anna Freil Upskirt is Which She May or May Not Be Wearing Panties
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I’m Pretty Sure Lucy Pinder Spends More Time Naked Than Clothed
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Alessandra Ambrosia is in Lingerie, As Always
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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No One is Superior to Hercules
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A Tribute to Mrs. Clause
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Dry That Beaver!
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Courtney Love Defends Doing Drugs While She Was Pregnant
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If the US is in a Recession, Nobody Told John Travolta
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Do YOU Know Your Hip Hop Lingo?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Good Ol’ Red Neck Wedding
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Enough With You Sluts Having Babies
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Accidents Make Me Smile
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Youngin’ Gets His Pimp On
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Being a Soccer Fan Isn’t Easy
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Sandy Summers Plays Peek a Boo
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Girl Makes a Cucumber Salad, With a Special Dressing
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David Spade is the Father of the Year
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I Hate to Break It To You Rickie, But You’re Still Fucking Fat
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Striptease of the Day
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Imogen Thomas Has a Huge Fucking Rack
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Now Here’s an Anniversary Worth Celebrating
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Queef Competition
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Emo Girls Make Out
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Shauna Sand is Fucking Disgusting
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Girl on Girl Massage
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I Think You’ll Enjoy Sophie As Much As I Do
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Aubrey O’Day Helps Out Poor People
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Winona Ryder Has Sticky Fingers
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This Guy is Drunken Than I Am
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Cat Loves Yoga Instructor
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Blake Civil Fielder States the Obvious
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Girl on Girl
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Remove a Bra with One Hand
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Elephant Sex Rampage
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40 Greatest Lost Icons in History
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3 Crazy Isreali GIrls Drunk in a Club
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Some Chick Named Belinda Taking Off Her Tits on Webcam
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Some Ass Tattoos
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Some Girl Playing Dance Dance Revolution in a Bra
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Her Name is Danni Wells and This is Her Topless Calendar
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick, Her Big Tits, In Some Staged Pics
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Some Canadian with Big Tits
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BONUS VIDEO – I HAVE HUGE NIPPLES

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2008

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got sidetracked today, but I did manage to get wasted off wine at some piano bar with a friend of mine. She is some kind of 30 year old chick who can’t find love and who has turned to the internet to find a boyfriend, which is the kind of desperation I appreciate. You know, no one wants to become an old maid, everyone wants that white picket fence because they’ve been told their whole life how good it will be. They don’t want to use internet dating, or deal with dudes who want to put their years of masturbation practice to actual use, but sometimes you’ve got no choice, like the piano man I was harassing to play the song “Piano Man” who I accidently told I loved and who I think thought he was going to get lucky tonight. Unfortunately, that’s not how I roll, even if he winks at me as he rocks out to Billy Joel for me….

Here are my links, I am pretty ready for this weekend to be over……

You Can’t Teach an Old Bitch New Tricks
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Vampires….Suck!
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Scarlett Johansson is Topless. Kind Of
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CNN Has Heroes, Most Notably the Two Inside Salma Hayeks Blue Dress
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In Case You Wanted to Throw Up Today, But Couldn’t
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Table Top Mega Man is Amazing
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Crazy Gideon is Just Plain Crazy
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Adventureland Trailer
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kate Moss is Starting to Look Beat
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Who Would You Rather?
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How NOT to Shoot a Gun
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Here’s Some Blind Items Because It’s Really Fucking Slow
Thanks To All That Turkey Everyone is Shoving in Their Faces
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From Corporate Type, to Dance to…Porn?
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Finish Off the Holiday By Finishing Off Yourself
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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As If Willy Wonka Couldn’t Get An Weirder
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Dog Owns a Little Ice Skater
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In the Dog House
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Lexy Belle is Oh So Sexy
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Two Blondes, a Changing Room and a Strap On
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Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter Are Disgusting
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Cate Blanchette is Kind of Hot For an Old Chick
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Can Someone Just Fucking Off These Two Already?
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Striptease of the Day
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Taekwondo Knock Out
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Spank That Ass
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Spring Break Wet T Shirt Comp
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Remember Leelee Sobieski?
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Topless Girl Gets a Pie in the Face
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Hayden Party Airs is Digusting
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Barry Mannilow Will Punish You
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The Best Neon Sign EVer
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Now THAT’S Therapy
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Bailey Owens Was Delish
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School Girl Attack
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Open a Locked Door With a Credit Card
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Girl has 3 Boobs
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl Showing Off Her Tits
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Some Vegas Asian WIth Big Fake Tits in a Green Bikini
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CHICK FIGHT

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2008

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s a list of the top 6 things I am thankful for:

1 – AIDS – Because it filters out the weak
2 – The Economic Crisis – Because it brings people down to my level and it’s nice to feel like I can relate to people
3- Amateur Porn – Because without it I’d have no sex life
4 – Parades for saving my life by reminding me that I am not the most useless thing in the world….
5- The Hills- because it proves that you don’t need talent to make a lot of money, you just need to sell your identity to MTV which is better than selling your body to science testing meds, or having someone identity fraud your ass…
6-Puppies – Because they are cute….

Ok, that’s enough of that, thanksgiving is over and I could go on all night about shit I am thankful for, so instead, I’ll just post some links

Papa Joe is Gonna Lay the Smack Down on Someone
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Find Sluts Here
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Dita Von Teese is Naked in Some Immigrant Playboy
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Trash Can Suicide….Stunt….
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If You’re Not Thankful For Bikini Models Then I Don’t Know What You’re Thankful For
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Why Am I Not Surprised that Whoopi Goldberg Reads a Site Called HOLY TACO?
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Since I Know All You Guys Out There Are Always Looking to Get Laid, Yes Amy Winehouse is Finally Single
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10 Deadliest Girl Fights
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Boy George is a Walking Disease, Sf Course if You Have Any Brain in Your Head At All
You Didn’t Need Me to Tell You That
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Aubrey O’Days Nipples
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I’d Totally Fuck Meg Ryan
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Beer Bottle Explosion Prank
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GET YOUR OWN TURKEY!!
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Married with Children Throwback
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Kitty Wants to Pole Dance Too
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Brooke Bell Wants to Take it From the Back
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Electric Doorknob Will Keep Away Houseguests
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Anal Masterbation
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Jessica Vander Steen is Lovely
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Mischa Barton Doesn’t Look Completely Disgusting For Once
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Carson Daly is Going to Have a Meth Baby
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Striptease of the Day
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Now If That’s Not Getting Owned, I Don’t Know What Is
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Nothing Like Tits Flying Out on TV
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Heather and Lela Will Make Your Day Better
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Louise Griffiths Throwback
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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America’s Next Top Topless Models
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More Topless Bitches in NUTS
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Keri Hilson is HOT
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This Real Housewives of Atlanta Shit is Just Plain Fucked Up
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Kelly is Floating
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Wheel Chair Back Flip
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Bottle Break FAIL
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How To: Last Longer in Bed
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20 Pound Titties
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Some Slut Does a G-String Dance To Evavesence…
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2008

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I know you are probably on the road, in a car, on a train, taking the bus, flying to visit your family on this glorious holiday, or you are sitting alone at home because your family didn’t invite you since they decided to go to the beach to avoid you and the disappointment you always bring with you. Maybe you’re the one who decided not to see your family because they always judge you and embarrass you knowing you came from them, but it is still Thanksgiving and you should be getting into your turkey costume for the traditional turkey stuffing to clear out your insides for the Turkey Feast tomorrow, but maybe that’s just how they do things in my home, I guess any excuse to stick dick in ass, is a good one…..

The point of all this is to say, be safe, eat well, don’t get too drunk and fuck your family members, don’t get too made and go on a murderous rampage because you feel alone in life, because you’ve always got me….not that that’s a good thing and I will only communicate with you via email, but it’s better than offing yourself.

I admit, I am partially jealous of you, since I like eating, it’s kind of a hobby of mine, but I don’t have to work on the site tomorrow, but probably will, because not everything is about USA, there are other people in the fucking world you know….and some of us had Thanksgiving months ago.

Now unbutton your pants, start your drinking and send me some pictures of the craziness that happened.

Remember no party is a success unless at least one of the people involved has to take the morning afterpill…

I am not sure if that applies to family functions….

But it does to me.

Ok, enough of this haiku bullshit, here are my links for now….

Thanksgiving Turkey Porn
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The Penis That Ruined Tara Reid, Ruins Another Girl….
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I Don’t Know Who Kitty Lea is But She Makes Me Want to Fuck the Shit Out of an Elf
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Why Hello There Shovel..I’m Nuts
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Britney Should Stay on Whatever Starvation Diet She is Doing Because It’s Working
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Sharon Stone Geriatric Upskirt
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Electric Door Knob Prank…
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Diddy Thinks He’s Obama Cuz Money Makes a Motherfucker Crazy
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The Hottest Native Americans in History
Happy Thanksgiving, You Fucks
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Maria Sharapova Is Good For More Than Just Tennis
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Throwback Hair Dryer Prank
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Find a Girl to Fuck Because, Well, DO You Really Need a Reason?
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Danica McKellar is Just Too Much
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More of the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show
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More Drama With Paris
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And That’s Why You Don’t Play Darts When You’re Drunk
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Rope Swing Fail
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A Couple of Ad Agency Employees Banging in the Office at 5 pm, Because They are Hypocrites and Think What I do is Porn…Well Maybe They Should Be Watching More Porn, Because Their Cubicle Sex fucking Sucks…
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Some Archie Bunker Homophobia That Would NEVER Air on TV Today Because We’ve Got Soft….Motherfuckers…
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Top 10 Dysfunctional Families
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Some Cheesy Sluts Posing WIth Motorbikes Gallery
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Chelsea Handler Posed Naked for Playboy
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OK Magazine Has a Funny Typo…
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13 Things to Look Out For in Steven Segal’s Reality Show
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Old Video of Some Reporter Turns Hood
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Sign-UP to this Porn Site and Make Me Rich…
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13 Female Celebrities Crawling Around on All Fours…
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Tiffany Mulheron Gallery
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THE ARRESSTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE IS HAPPENING
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Georgia Jones Loves the Great Outdoors
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The War on Drugs
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Sophia is Sultry
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Economic Crisis is Killing These Celebs….
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Miranda Kerr Looks Good on the Cover of Page Six
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Angelina May Be Knocked Up Again
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Striptease of the Day
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Naughty Dog Versus Shaking Ass
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Chick Gets Nipple Pierced
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A World Without Crazy Ladies on Crack is Not a World I Care to Live In
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Build a Raft Naked! Why Not?
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You This to Get Sex Because You are a Loser That Never Gets Laid And Its Starting to Be Pathetic
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Sorry, But I Love Snoop Dogg
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The Stomping of the Grapes, But without I Love Lucy
And in Cartoon Form
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Infinity + Infinity + Infinity
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A Whore Named Aubrey O’Day is GOing to Be Doing Playboy…..
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Even Madonna’s Own Daughter Hates Her
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Train Your Cat to Poop in the Toilet
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How To: Lose a Stripping Contest
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…

Hot Young Ass Posin in Underwear…
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I don’t know if this is legal photobucket….you guys should go to jail….
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Vegas’ Version of a Scene Chick in Her Underwear
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Thanksgiving is Depressing, you know seeing how annoying your family is, or how happy your brother is, so steal his credit card and make yourself fuckin’ happy for once in your shitty fucking life….
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2008

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I almost sold an ad deal to a sex toy company…but then it all fell apart…because nothing works out for me and I can never catch a fucking break. Here’s my last correspondence with the girl I was dealing with:

Hi Jesus,
 
I understand there has been some confusion around the issue of us advertising with you. Shortly after we last corresponded, I put in my notice. My last day is tomorrow (Wednesday). I have discussed advertising, and this is not something we would like to run with at this time. I would also like to add that a contract was never signed. We were merely in the negotiating stages. I apologize for the inconvenience.

I wrote back:

Yo,

A contract was not signed, but the last email you wrote me was:


Hi Jesus,
                         
That sounds perfect. What do we need to do to get started?
                         
Thanks,
                         

To me means we pretty much had an agreement. I am not very impressed with how you’ve handled, but good luck in your future project and I hope you have a nice collection of sex toys to bring home with you from this job, so that you can go fuck yourself.

Merry Thanksgiving, I know I won’t be giving thanks to you this week, and that’s got nothing to do with me being located in Canada, and everything to do with you stringing me along with your lies.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Ok, so I am not very good at ad sales or being diplomatic and not burning bridges, there’s a reason I am broke, but I am good at bringing you the biggest link list on the internet daily. Who needs money anyway, that shit always fucks people up and will just make me drink myself to death. I’m happy not making money.

I really should have broken these links into 2 posts, oh well, I suck at life, whatcha gonna do….I suggest drinking….

Nothing Like a Day at the Beach
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Jordan is Into Tanning Her Husband’s Brown Dick
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My Long Distance Relationship
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Imogen Bailey is on the Cover of Maxim. I Know, I Have No Idea Who She Is Either, But Whatever
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Jessica Simpson is a Retard…
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Goldie Hawn Pokie Throwbacks
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The Ten Deadliest Girl Fights
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Crack
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Maria Sharapova is in the Wrong Business
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Who’s The Biggest Loser?
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Odette Yustman Can Scrub Me Down
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Scissor Sex Workout!!!
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If Jennifer Aniston Turned Down Getting Married, Then Paris Hilton Doesn’t Have Herpes
And I Am Looking Forward to Sex with My Wife with My Non Impotent and Very Large, Erect Penis
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Find Girls to Fuck
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Watch This Kid Dunk Himself
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Now That’s a Beat Down
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You’ll Never Guess Where Amy Winehouse Was The Other Night!
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They’re Still Making That?
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Nikki Cox Gallery
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Aneta Smrhova is Sexy on the Phone
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Galia is Gorgeous
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Wowm Tara Reid is Actually Not Making Want to Vomit in these Old Bikini Pics….
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A-Rod is a Real Stand Up Guy
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Striptease of the Day
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Petra Nemcova is Tasty
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Teacher Strips For Students
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Motor Cycle Mayhem
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Laura Dundovic is Miss Australia
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Jelena Jensen
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Mini Skirt Gallery
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Ali Landry is Prety in Pink
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Let’s LAugh at Gays. Sorry
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Kelly is Floating Around
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Olga Kurylenko is the Bond Girl I Love Most
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Remember Jordana Brewster?
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Top 10 Signs You’ve Drank Too Much
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Are these tits real or fake?
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12 Sex Lessons from Late Night Movies
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Some Hot Japanese Porn Clip….
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HUGE Tits in a Hooter Shirt VIdeo
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A Couple of Asians Singing Love Songs to Me….
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Denise Milani’s Big Tits Being Washed Off…
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This is what 20,000,000 Dollars and 4 Camels of Fireworks Look Like
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Some Girls on E Making Out Video
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How to Nail a Hippie Chick….
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Fat Ass Fetishist Gets Stuck In His Weird Sex Balloon
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Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong with Nunchucks…
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A Gallery of Girls With Wedgies…
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Some Dude Jumps a Cannon with a Rocketpack Craziness
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SPECIAL FEATURE – PORN SITE REVIEWS…

Mom’s On TV
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Cum Swap Guys
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Planet Interracial
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Tranny Cum
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BI Sex HD
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Teen Stop
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Women Who Punish
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Gay Asian Anime
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DIY Redneck Rollercoaster
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Public Pissing Gone Wrong
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SPECIAL FEATURE – BANANA Videos….

These Bitches Need Practice
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School Girl Edition
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Fat Titties Like Bananas
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Banana Gag Video The Kids of Columbine Edition…Sure You’re Not Gay Funny Hair….
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How to Eat a Banana from Australia Weirdness….
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The Intense Goth Chick in a Collar…
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Really Big Cleave and a Banana
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Really Fake Fucking Tits…and hair…and lips…shit…she could be a dude….
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Tired of gloryholing dudes for money? Earn $200/day here instead
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Find Sluts Who Will Do Anything For You
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2008

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Still no hate mail but I came up with a new really insane sign off to my emails….it goes like this:

Jeuss….Like Zuess But Mo’ Wetter…and I aint talkin bout the Weather….I mean Jesus Martinez. Thanks. Good Times.

And it makes no fucking sense. I figure it comes in handy when dealing with people who are trying to sue me, so that they realize they are dealing with the village idiot and they go leave me alone….

Some guy asked me what I did over the weekend

My plan was to win the lottery. I didn’t. Which is too bad because I was really banking on it.

My other plan was to get a threesome with with teenage girls. Which I almost did, if you consider watching a porn clip with two 40 year olds dressed like school girls making out a threesome with teenage girls. But I dont.

Life’s pretty good, I am drunk and I feel like I am at a Sweet 16 party, but I’m the only guest…

Yeah, this was a waste of your time to read, but I hope the links aren’t. American Thanksgiving is retarded. You guys take a fucking month off for this shit, I just don’t get it. But since I’m in Canada, I’ll be updating the entire week, so you all come back, ya hear….

I Just Told a Lesbian Teen Asian Girl On Webcam To Show Me Her Tits…Then Asked Her If She came With a Fortune Cookie…..
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I Hope Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton Set Up a Cage Fighting Match
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Human Catapult FAIL
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Paris Hilton is Way More Fun Now That She’s Not Dating Whats Hi Face Anymore
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Heidi Klum is Smokin’
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Throwback Lilly Allen Tit Flash
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Dropping Spiders On People is More Fun That You May Think
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How About So me Turkey Porn for Thanks Giving?
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Lindsay Lohan Was Most Probably Strip Searched When She Went to Dubai
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The Seven Most Annoying People At Thanksgiving Dinner
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Is Rhianna a Hoe or a Housewife?
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Katy Perry Looks Disgusting in FHM
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Billy Ray Cyrus Is Pretty Cool Shit…Too Bad He Made That Cunt….
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More of Paris Whoring It Up Around Town
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Lily Allen Needs to Lose Some Fucking Weight
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Guitar Master!!!
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Japan Markets the Manzier!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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China Hates The Guns and Roses, and Its not just Cause of Axel Rose’s Braided Extensions
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Shelby Chan Photoshoot
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Sandra Shine is a Red Head Beauty
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Julia is on the Rocks
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Got Married…Now Let’s Hope They Die.
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Striptease of the Day
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Somebody Capped a Mother Fucker at the Scientology Centre in Hollywood
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Nunchuck Ping Pong
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Ise Skate Fail
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Who Says Indians Don’t Work Hard?
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Cooking Show Tit Flop!!!
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Lela Star is Totally Down With Letting You Think About Raping Her…
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Zahyra is Nude
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PORN REVIEWS…..
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Gemma Massey is a Slut You Will Think About Fucking….
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Amy Winehouse is Getting Divorced
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Beyonce and Rhianna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Stand By Me
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Caterpiller Stunts
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MTV Whores Will Bring the Network to a New Low
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Tera Patrick is Incognito
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Stop Motion Pancakes
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Lesbian Crazies
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Some Everyday Ass on the Street
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…But You’re Kinda Scaring Me a Little….
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Some McDonald’s Employees are Porn Peddlers.
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Some Kid’s Being Treated Because His Pet Fish “Accidentally” Swam Up his Penis….
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13 Cheerleader Bikini Videos
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Spanish Sperm is the Worst Sperm
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick With short Hair, Weapons who Is Way too Intense for Me, Even in her Panties…
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Some Young Girl Sluttin’ Out With Her Tits
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More of Her…
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And More of Her
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And More of Her….
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And More of Her….
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MIAMI TITS ARE INSANE
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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BONUS VIDEO – Toddler Fights ARE More Fun Than Dog Fights

BONUS VIDEO – Some Girl Getting Her Nipple Pierced.

This Girl Named Meghan Promised Me Nude Pics if She Wins This Contest So Scroll Down and Click “VOTE FOR MEGHAN’ and I’ll Post the Nudes She Sends When She Wins…Even Though She’ll Probably Ignore Me When She Wins Because All Women Are the Same and Walk When They Get What they Want Out of You…Yes, I am a Bitch….
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2008

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t get hate mail anymore. That means I am not doing my job properl, not that this is my job, but you know what I mean. People are over it and not bothering with me and I used to get at least 5 a day, and now nothing. I miss it. I’m like the annoying kid in the corner who is finally being ignored and I blame the economy.

Here are my links…

Because I Know There is No Chance You’re Going Out On a Real Date Tonight
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Okay This Lohan/Ronson Thing is Getting Out Of Hand
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Here’s a Trailer For Some Show That is Going to Be a Piece Of Shit
Which Proves Even More So Why I Hate Television
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Aria Giovanni Cooks a Boiled Egg Video Weirdness….
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Granny Meox Mix Grosses Me the Fuck Out
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Meadow Soprano is Letting that Fat Dude From Entourage Stick His Peen in Her
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Fox News Upskirt Throwback
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The History of Kim Kardashian Ass Shots
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Christina Aguilera Take Her Tranny Ass Down the Block
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Tricia Helfer is Fucking Ugly
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Elisabetta Gregoraci Will Make Your Boner Tingle
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Will It Blend? ihone 3G Edition
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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I Really Fucking Hate Katy Perry
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Surprise!! Angelina Jolie Manipulates the Media to Her Advantage
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How About a Tara Reid Drinking Game
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Women Gets Hit By Motorcycle
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Fuck You Oprah
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The Wrestler is Probably Gona Suck, But Maybe Marisa Tomei Will Get Naked
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sarah Palin Celebrates Thanksgiving
…By Having a Turkey Slaughtered In The Background Of Her Interview
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Britney Spears is Impersonating Her Dad
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Memphis Monroe is Delicious
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Hottie and a Dildo
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Guy Eats 200 Worms
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Larry King is a Genius, And By a Genius, I Mean He Must Have a Fucking Brick For a Brain
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Would Taylor Swift Shut Up Already About The God Damn Jonas Brother She Dated
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Rosie O’Donnel is Disgusting of the Day
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Striptease of the Day
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If the World is in Economic Crisis, Nobody Told Dubai
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How To Run The Country By George Bush
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Tricked by the Janitor!
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Celebrity Side Boob Gallery
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Jennifer Hawkins Looks Like a Real Doll
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Comedy Shows in Russia Are Awesome
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Kanye West Needs to Be Punched In the Face
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Shut the Fuck Up Britney Spears, You Had a Free Ride and You Fucking Blew It
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Because I Believe You Need to Be Honest About Things
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A Little Kimmy Gibbler Update
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Yes, I Admit It. I Like Claymation
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Emily Elizabeth Rides a Peterbilt
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Aishwarya Rai is One Bollywood Star I Want a Piece Of
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And That’s Why You Don’t Go Into the Tiger Pen
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Q & A with Monster Khloe Kardashian
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Dos and Donts of Selling things on QVC
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Best Strapless Bra Instructional Video
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Nerdcore 2009 Calendar Release Party
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2009 Pirelli Calendar Pictures…
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Danielle Lloyd’s 2009 Calendar Pictures…
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Celebrity Guess Who….
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Elvis in a Post-Humanous Video with Martina McBride Singing Blue Christmas…Something You’re Probably Used To….
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Understand Texas Slang
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Dildo Record Breaker
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and her Vagina
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Some Tits in Yellow
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