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2009

01

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I just stayed inside all night. I was thinking about booking a last minute jetset off to Miami to spend the last few hours of 2008 and the first few hours of 2009 with Lohan and Ronson, then I thought maybe I’d hit up Vegas to get Fergie to sign my scrapbook as I waved to her from the dance floor as she hosted some party from the VIP room, then I figured the best bet would be to shoot down to New York and find Katy Perry, Carson Daly and whoever else did that fucking Ryan Seacrest countdown shit and get them to do body shots off my balls like we were all in college, but then I realized I am a fucking hurt bag with no money and I can’t do those kinds of things, and instead I stayed at home on the shit stained couch drinking anything I could find with booze in it, completely alone and it was fucking heaven. I don’t understand why an asshole would pay 200 dollars to be under the same roof, in the same bar as that whore Lohan, or any other shitty fucking celebrity who is getting paid to be there. It’s really a stupid fucking concept, it’s not like you can buy her a shot and get her to suck you off in the bathroom, despite how hungry for cock she is, it’s more like going to the zoo and watching the gorillas mate from 100 feet away. Either way, it’s not an issue I have to deal with.

Fuck New Years Eve, today is the time to get fucking wasted everything is cheaper and I am already drunk and here are some links…

The Best Way to End 2008 With a Bang is By Getting Arrested for Rape
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Why Hello Elle Macpherson’s Nipples!
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Lohan Buys Some Granny Panties
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Japanese Marathon
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Because I Know You Are Staying Home Alone Tonight
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Amateurs Galore
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Web Cae Stripdown
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Now THAT’S Some Cinematic Quality
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WTF Happened to Joaquin Pheonix?
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Remember Those Stills of Marisa Tomei Naked?
Well Here is the Moving Clips
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Star Jones is Slowly Turning Into Jahba the Hutt Again
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LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS LOOKS LIKE THE BEST MOVIE EVER
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Tori Spelling Wants to Let the World Know About Her Eating Disorder One Paid Magazine Article At a Time
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Here’s That 1 Versus 100 Prank Again
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Because There is No Fucking Way You Have a Date Tonight
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Luna Rubs One Out
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Solange is Looking Good on The Beach
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Jenny McClain is on the Street
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A Cat Fight Always Makes Me Smile
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Brawl at the Mall
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Anna Strips Down
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When You Play Wth Fire(works) You Get Burned
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Train Crash Test
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Start the New Year Off With a Bang
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Pimp My….Nerf Gun?
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Miss Pole Dancer Barcelona
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More Kanye West Insanity From His Personal Blog
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And I Thought I Was Fucking Fat
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Teen Nudes Are Always Good For Something
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Roseario Dawson is Sending a Message Out About Something Or Another
Hopefully Its About Me Banging the Shit Out of Her
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Alessandra Ambrosio Loves the Snow
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Because Even a Horny, Drunk Chick on NYE May Not Sleep With You Easily
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Britney Spears Topless (sort of)
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Christina By the Waterfall
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Tis the Season to do sledding Double Back Flips
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Bypass Cabel Locks. In Case You Want to Fuck With Your Cable
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Bruno and I Have More in Common Than I Thought
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Fuck GPS Systems
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Random Time Wasters
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2008

31

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a new New Year’s Resolution. That’s to always post my stepLINKS 4 days late to confuse you fuckers. Also on the list, cheat on my wife at least twice as much as I have this year, to make a bigger mockery of our marriage. I’d also like to spend a week eating nothing but cheese and I want to volunteer at a mental institution and switch up the meds to see how that pans out. I got so many things on the list and thanks to my lack of ambition, I’ll just keep living my life like I was Rihanna featuring T.I.

Mike Lohan wrote me an email, I won’t bother responding because it’s boring, but he did call me Lucifer

Wow what venom and what a dark soul. For your information Lucifer…

Her went on some rant about his life that I didn’t bother reading because I don’t give a fuck, but I admit that I liked that he called me Lucifer. Pretty big accomplishment when shit comes from a Born Again….

Now here are some more links cuz they cover my ass when I am sitting by the pool and by pool I mean my wife’s epileptic dog’s vomit in the corner of the room she didn’t clean up because she was all concerned he had a seizure, which is understandable….because he’s so cute.

A Dildo Collection
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Amit Freidman Will Get Your Motor Running
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Elle Macpherson’s Bikini is Teeny Tiny
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Melissa Haro Talks About Getting Naked
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Heroin(e) Problem
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Car Troubles?
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Curvey Gisele
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More Life After College
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Meet Oxana Fedorova
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And Here is Proof Madonna is Fucking Nasty
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Milla Jojovich Panty Upskirt
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You Know, I Hate Puff Daddy, But I Gotta Hand It to Him Just This Once
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I Wonder If Victoria Silvstedt Keeps Her Heels On When She Fucks?
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Porn Comes From Here
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Why Does Jessica Alba Have to Be Such a Bitch All The Time
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Diamonds Are a Girls Best Friend
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Remember Mr. Bean?
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Keri is Having Fun By the Pool
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Heather Summers Has Quite the Ass
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Find Someone to Fuck, Because I Know Whatever Else You Have Planned Tonight Sucks
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And That’s Why Chicks Shouldn’t Play With Guns
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Card Throw Ninja
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Louise Glover and Her Big Old Tits
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How Could This Not End in a Face Plant?
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Laser Christmas Tree
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Man, Drew Barrymore’s Vagina Must Be Getting Tired
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Because The Rest Of Us Already Have Our Plans For NYE
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And I Thought My Cruise Was Bad
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Ana Beatriz Barros is Rather Attractive
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Jewel Plays in the Leaves
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Australia Hates Paris Hilton
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The Most Disturbing Animals On Earth
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Some Vintage Bai Ling Craziness
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Because No One Wants to Spend NYE Alone
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Melinda Messenger Has Cleavage
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Dumpster Cart Fun
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Lindsey in Black Lingerie
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Dance Like Michael Jackson in Thriller
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Donatella Versace is a Hot Piece
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Maybe Nicole Richie Isn’t SO Bad Afterall
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Pete Wentz Drank Assleeee’s Breast Milk
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Gotta See Religulous
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Oops! My Pussy Farted
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Lohan in Some Hot Lesbian Action….
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Some Slut Jamie Hammer Being Sexy and Funny….
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Her Name is Scott Taylor Compton, She’s Been in a Bunch of no name shit, and now she’s pulling a Miley in Some Self-Shot Panty Pics…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Naked Asian Chick
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Girl on Girl Action
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2008

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been thinking about what Mike Lohan said to me and maybe he’s right, maybe I am a bad person, so I seeked spiritual guidance at my local brothel and bitch let me suck her pussy. Now that I’ve found something to believe in, I can bring back the goods and here are my links from last night, 24 hours late, motherfuckers…and unfortunately for you, I’m not dead…

Barbie Has Herpes
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How the Fuck is Kim Kardashian the Most Googled Celebrity of the Year?
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because The Holidays Sucked And It Will Make You Feel Better
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Jennifer Ellison Does What She Does Best
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The Top Ten Best Scooby Doo Appearences of All Time
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Mac versus PC – Transformers
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Bianca Beauchamp is Always Good For a Wank
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Like Cocaine, Really
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Fart Machine!!
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Jessica Simpson See Through Throwback
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The Two People I Hate Most in the World Together At Last
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Keyshia Cole’s Got Legs
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Sad Little Lesbians
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Flight of the Conchords is the Funniest Shit Around
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Those Jonas Kid Virgins are Most Probably Homos As Well
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Behind the Scenes with Keeley Hazell
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Introducing Keyra Grey
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Spend Your Christmas Vacation Doing What You Love
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Blonde Shoots Gun
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Kid Crashes Daddy’s Car
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The Perfect Make Out
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Dania Ramirez Does Maxim
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Jaclyn Case Will Make Your Day Better
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Make Up for the Depression and Shittiness of the Holidays
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Public Access Fun
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Kate Beckinsale Can Play Anyone She Wants IMO
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Two Oily Lesbians
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Pot, Meet Kettle
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Snow Mobile Fail
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The Best Christmas Present You Will Ever Buy Yourself
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Ed Westwick Has a Boner for David Beckham
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Evangeline Lily Needs to Bend Over Just a Little Further
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Kaylee Garver and Jodie Gasson Are Naked
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Amy Wants to Be Your Fantasy
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More Fun From Japan
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Now THATS a Bikini
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Build a Hover Board
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Tom Cruise Thinks He’s Brad Pitt
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Don’t Let Wino Near Your Toothbrush
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Jump!!!
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Moesha Don’t Like ASs Grabbin
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Britney Spears is On More Drugs Than My Step Daughter
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Whitney Port: Hoe or Houswfie
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2008

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I fell on ice when I was drunk. I heard a crack. Everytime I breath, I feel nothing but pain and cracking of bones. It is broken and I am on meds and still in pain, but meds make it not so bad. Sure I smell like shit and can’t stand, sit or lie down, but it’s all good baby but I’d like to say fuck you to winter.

Here are my links from Friday, they are late, blame my frail bones and uncoordinated drunken swagger, but most importantly…blame it on God for doing this to me.

Courtney Love Makes Me Feel as Normal As Can Be
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Hey Jessica Biel, You’re Not Funny, Just Ugly!
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Audrina Patridge Panty Upskirt Throwback
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Guitar Hero: Metallica
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Santa Academy
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Ann Angel is in a Winter Wonderland
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Mr.Clean Does More Than Clean Your House
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Shauna Sand Dresses Down for Christmas
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Rally Corner Fail
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Eliza Dushku is Topless in Some Movie
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Lily Allen Tit Flash Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Dita Von Tease Gets Her Granny On
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Britney Spears Sneaks Out For Sex Like a 14 Year Old Girl
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2008 As Told Visually By the Olsens
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Behind the Scenes With Angelica Bell
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Micaela Strips Down
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Streaker At a Basketball Game
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Prince William Makes Homeless Sexy…Or Something
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Garbage Can Lid Prank
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Daniella Pearl is Red Carpet Ready
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Shopping Cart VS Dumpster
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When Lightening Strikes
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There May Not Be Moxing Day Deals, But You Get Your Money’s Worth All Year Long
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Family Pranks Kid on Christmas Morning
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Santa Drops In
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kate Bosworth Bikini Moment
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Blonde Does Herself a Favor
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Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Think She is Rich Enough Already
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Lydia Hearst Christmas Costume Throwback
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Sophie Howard and Rosie Jones Sex Tape
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Your Wife Will Kill You
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May As Well Get Them Started Early
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Leah Takes Off the SHort Short
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Katy Perry Bikini Pics
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Hack Your Facebook Chat
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Porn You Wish You Never Saw
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Ass Fingering Illusion….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Chick in Some Conservative Amateur Nudes
http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f221/relpoops/

Some Chick Showing off Her Tits in a Pretty Deep V-Neck Dress
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Some Slut – Obviously On Drugs…
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2008

26

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t done a post in a couple of days, that’s pretty negligent of me. I know that I blame my wife for ruining my life, so I’ll just have to blame her for ruining my site, because I was carted to hell and back on the worst bus ride of my life, next to some kid who shit himself the first 15 minutes of the 25 hour ride, and who’s mother didn’t bother cleaning up the entire ride because it’s fucking Christmas and I guess she thought it was his gift to us or some shit.

The bad news was that I was sure my wife would have had a massive stroke at Christmas dinner last night, because she was grazing like a fucking cow, and when the dessert tray hit, I watched in anticipation, knowing that a human’s body shuts down after one too many Chrismas cookies or pieces of pie, but nothing happened, then I realized that maybe there is a Santa Claus, since if she had a stroke I’d be forced to fucking push her around in a wheel chair and that would be a whole other hell that I am not willing to live right now….

Here are some links…click them if you’re not buying electronics at the Boxing Day sales like all those other idiots are….

Eartha Kitt is Better Than Jesus
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Bikini Recap 2008
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More Stephanie Seymour Bikini
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Now From the Arkham Asylum
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Bikini Wrestle
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Girl on Girl is People Helping People In More Ways Than You Realize
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T&A Party 5!!
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Say What?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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More Best of the Best
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini, Because She Almost Sued Me
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Jennifer Aniston is Pathetic
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CHRISTmas Whore Off
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Who Knew That Homo From Twilight Had Such a Hot Bitch For a Girlfriend?
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Kanya West Sucks. Sorry Asshole
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Rebbeca is Festive
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A Very Lohan Christmas
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Babe Skates in a Thong
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Ski Jump Fail
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Mika Bodana is Wet and Wild
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Muscial Boobs!
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Random, Random, Random
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Because I Know You Are Fucking Loser Who is Alone Today
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Batman is Not Please With Robin
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Everyone Hates Speidi
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Jenna Haze is Lovely
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More Kendra Winkinson
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Christmas Light Overboard
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Jodie Marsh Celebrates Her Birthday in Style and By in Style, I Mean Like a Whore
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I Miss The Crazy Britney
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Charlotte Marshall is Lovely
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Tattoos Make Christmas Better
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Hannah Hilton is Amazing
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Jesus Take the Wheel
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Jingle Bells Collab!!
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More Mexican Shit
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Jessica Burciaga
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Real World Into Toyland
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A Couple Girls Exploring Their Sexuality While Drunk…
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2008

25

Dec

More stepLINKS of the Day

Since I am a pretty shitty planner, I didn’t bother doing anything clever for Christmas, I’ve been stuck doing this family shit, with people who aren’t even my family. I have a feeling we ate the families pet dog that happened to go missing earlier in the afternoon, and it was delicious. I guess just a small price to pay to make this Christmas a joyous one, especially since they found him on the side of the highway a couple of years ago. The good news, no gift exchange. The bad news, I am stuck here a couple more days and there’s no hot pussy and no legit booze, just this outhouse chemical toilet water. I am sure when I come to, or die, I’ll have more to say, in the mean time, how about a some more links…because I haven’t checked my email in 5 days and I am not about to get postin’ now…I am not a miracle worker, despite what I tell girls to get them in bed….

Merry Christmas….

DJ AM is Gonna Sue, Because He Doesn’t Have Enough Money Already
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Nicola McLean is My New Obsession
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Kendra Wilkinson Was the Only Bangable Girl Next Door
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The Nine Hottest Dutch Women
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Behind the Scenes of YES MAN
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Regina Moon is Naked
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Find Some Christmas Porn
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Famous People Fall
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Stepanie Seymour Gets Her Bathing Suit On
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Liz Hurley Panty Upskirt Throwback
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I Could Draw a Better Pic of Gayken That That
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Michael Jackson’s New House is Modest
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Who the Fuck Would Pay $200 for This Piece of Shit?
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Find a Christmas Present to Fuck
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Helium Jeans!!!
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Mimi Goes to Aspen
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Juliana Martins is Gorgeous
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Now That’s How You Wish Someone a Merry Christmas
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Ass Shakedown
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Baby Bowls a Strike
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Victoria Valmer Brings Season’s Greetings
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Alright, Alright, Here’s a Little Christmas Cheer
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And Here’s Your Ideal Partner
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YOU ARE FUCKING UGLY!!!
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Because Sluts Really Are the Best Christmas Present
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How Far Can You Launch Santa
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10 Best Clips of 2008
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Get Sex on Christmas
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Alec and Tina Are Fighting
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Vacation Fun
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Marisa Tomei is Still Smokin
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Alessandr Ambrosio Throwback
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Emily Scott is Topless
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A Very Busty Christmas
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All I Want For Christmas
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Fuck With Those Assholes Who Send Junkmail
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Ronson and Lohan Are Fighting Again
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Bill O’Reilly Meltdown
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Sex With a Geo Metro
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Some Christmas Bra Fake Titties…
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2008

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just stuck on a bus heading north for the last 25 hours in a snowstorm to visit my wife’s shitty family for the Holidays. They are trashier and live in deeper poverty than I do, which is almost impossible, but I figure when you move 12 hours into the wilderness of hell to build a shitty shanty that is heated by a fireplace and that barely has running water, you’re worse off than me. Luckily, their neighbor is a sex offender and has wifi and that’s why I can finally post yesterdays links.

Here they are….if I never come back it’s because I’ve been raped, murdered and buried where no one can find me….Merry Christmas…I am sure no one is reading this, except maybe the Jewish guy who reads the site…but at least I am posting them….

Paris Hilton Spent $200 000 on the Ugliest Piece of Shit Ever
Actually, a Piece of Shit is Better Looking Than This Thing
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Who Knew Jessica Alba Would Get So Disgusting So Fast
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Maria Sharapova Camel Toe Throwback
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Morgan Freeman is the Unoffical 6th Member of the Bare Naked Ladies
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Holly Madison’s Best Tit Moments
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Holly is a Hottie
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How to Score At Your Company Christmas Party
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El Presidente Needs a Pick Me Up
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Remember Dolph Lundgren? Well His Wife is Topless
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Goldie Hawn Pokies Throwback
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Because We Can’t forget About Ourselves Around the Holidays
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Here’s Beyonce Looking Stupid in her New Music Video
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Shauna Sand Whores It Up With Her Kids, Cause She is Classy Like That
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Can I Be Britney’s Dad for a Day?
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Alright, I Admit it, I Regret Never Learning How to Skateboard
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So Long Puppy Cam
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There’s Something Gifts Santa Just Can’t Bring Down the Chimey
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Catalina Explains the Internet
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Brazlian Ass Showdown
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Hockey Zamboni Fail
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Abbey Brookes is a Swinger
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Drunk Versus Fence
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Jaclyn Case is Nekkid
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Because Sometimes The Best Presents Are the Ones You Get Yourself
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Underwear Tattoo, Really?
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Okay Maybe Michael Jackson Isn’t Dying Afterall
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Denise Reichards is an Idiot, but She Looks Pretty Good in a Bikini
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Because No One Wants to Spend the Holidays Alone
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Sweet Fish
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Nothing Wrong With Girls Gone Wild
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Kate Beckinsale Looks Hot No Matter What
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The Pussycat Dolls Have Completed Their Transformation into Sex Workers
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British Bitches Go Topless
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Awesome Torrent Site For All You Geeks Out There
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More Kate Beckinsale Sexiness
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Pam Anderson Channels Her Inner Zoolander
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Pole Dance Like a Pro
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Danielle Lloyd Says Seasons Greetings
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Is Christina Milian Relevant At All?
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White Trash Sluts
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2008

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck Christmas. This shit’s chaotic and I’ve been drinking all fucking day to celebrate. I figure I write too much so my early Christmas gift to you is not bothering to write a fucking post…

Here are my links:

Ryan Seacrest Proves there is a God….and By God That I Mean He Likes Cock
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Pam Anderson Gets More Disgusting By the Day
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Susana is All Right By Me
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I Will Never Get Sick of These Chicks Playing Guitar Hero
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80’s Dating Tips for a Fucking Loser Like You
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With a Name Like Bambi, You Can Only Guess What She Does
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Can’t Stop Laughing at this Star Wars/Bush Dodging Shoes Thing
So Here it is Again
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Why I Love Japan of the Day
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Victoria Beckham is Jealous, and Here is Why
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Because I Would Hate For YOu To Die Alone
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Danielle Lloyd and Friends Want to Wish You a Merry Christmas
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Katie Holmes is Looking Fucking Rough
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Michael Jackson is Dying; Buys New Home to Celebrate
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More Pam Anderson Grossness
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A Very Heroin Christmas
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Gemma Massey Will Make Even You Jews Out There Like Christmas
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Drunken Mud Wrestling is My Kind of Sport
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If America is in a Recession, No One Told Mary Kate Olsen
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Air Cylinder Versus MRI Machine
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Cody Milo Has Got Some Big Ol’ Tits
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Rocky 10 Versus Rocky 11
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Random Christmas Photos of the Day
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Because Every Man Needs a Good Slut in His Life
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It’s a Charlie Brown Kwanzaa
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Heath Ledgers Insurance Company Should BE Ashamed of Themselves
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Face Down / Ass Up
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Because I Know You Need All The Help You Can Get
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And That’s Why You Should Watch Your Alcohol Intake Over the Holidays
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Conan O’Brian is the Only Person on the Planet Who Liked Marley and Me
But He’s a Comedian, So I’m Guessing He’s Just Trying to Be Funny
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Just Can’t Get Enough
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Sam Ronson is Having a Cry About Something or Another
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Maxim Managed to Minimize Hillary Duff’s Horseface in This Photoshoot
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Vickie Blows is Pretty Much Naked
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Duck Hunt Dog
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I’m Sure Whatever is in Your Fridge Isn’t Half as Interesting as What is in Her Fridge
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Escape From Handcuffs
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Pete Doherty is a Hot Piece
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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Pretty Much Hate Each Other
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FALLOUT!!
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Lily Allen Picks Her Wedgie Cause She’s a Big Ball of Class
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How to Stop Vaginal Odor
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Hoe Or Houswife? Eva Mendes Pics
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Some Miami Slut
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2008

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

So I went Christmas shopping today it was fucking crazy. People everywhere and by people I mean girls in leggings. It was a good time and I got myself an amazing gift…2 cans of beans. I have a limited budget and she loves eating so I’m sure she’ll be disappointed like every year, even though I put so much thought into the shit. I am joking, I don’t bother getting my wife a gift, I just went shopping to scope out young pussy and it was a success…

Here are some links to get you through this cold, dark, lonely Christmas season….


Personal Pornstars Who do What You Tell Them…
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Lisa Rinna To Do Playboy…
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A Wii Idiot….
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Jennifer Ellison is Topless in Nuts
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Katie Holmes Has Herpes on her Face Again….
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Jennifer Aniston Semi Panty Upskirt on Letterman
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Mariah Carey Braless Throwback
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Hugh Jackman Talks Wolverine
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Miss England Does a Striptease
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Star Wars vs Bush vs Shoe Throw-gate
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Best Bikini 2008
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These Babes Wanna Show You Their Happy Home
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The Macelet!!
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The Art of Meeting Men
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because, Well, Why Not?
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This is My Wife’s Real X-Mas Gift
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Christina Agilera, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Here’s a Bunch of Sluts at Some Event or Another
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Pete Doherty’s Arm Exploded…Thanks Heroin…
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Some Naked Shaved Girl With Big Tits Takes a Shower…
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Paris Hilton Gets Robbed of 2,000,000 Dollars Of Stuff Because She Doesn’t Lock Her Front Door Ever, Hoping To Get Raped
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December Music Reviews in 20 Words or Less
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The Cheetah Lady is Fucking Crazy
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Merry Christmas You Fucks
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Slumber Party Cat Fight
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Zip Line Fail
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Tabitha Tan is Lovely
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Who Wouldn’t Want to Dry Hump Their Teacher?
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Bad Santas
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Cheryl Burke is Nasty and Not in a Good Way
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The Price is Exactly Right….
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The Gayest Moments in Sports
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This WIll Get You Laid…It is That Simple
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A Dog Jerking Off Weirdness
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A Burger King Christmas Carol
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Lovely Lovely Teen
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Brooke Hogan is Just Trashy
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Christina Milian Gets Her Fake Tan On
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Tanya Robinson is Naked
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Here’s a Stampede of Dolphins…
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Meet the Governer (Some of You May be Too Stupid to Get This)
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Anyone Can Get a TV Show
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Just Plain Sexy
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Playboy Babe Will Make Friday Better
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Cop Hits Deer
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Marisa Tomei’s Greatest Nude Scenes
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Some Video Game Girls You’d Probably Fuck if they Were Real People and Not Videogame Characters.
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Shannen Doherty Looks Like a Fucking Mess With Hairy Arms…
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I get harassing emails from this record label to promote their artist, here’s a link to their myspace, listen to it
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Count the Titty Bounce On an Israeli Beach
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Hilary Duff is Not a Virgin
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Plane Hits Cow Video
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There’s a Cockberg Right Ahead
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Titty Boxing
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…

Oh Shit…Fat Chick Erotical Amazingness…
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Some Power Cleavage….
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Dog Does the Beyonce Dance Better than Beyonce….

Some Girl With Big TIts Playing with her Big Tits….to make up for that Beyonce Shit…

UPDATE – VIDEO OF SOME GIRLS FIGHTING, LOSING A WEAVE, AND SHOWING A BALD HEAD….


Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I got my first official death threat today, well it may not be a death threat, but it was definitely a threat to inflict bodily harm on me and the person even outlined where he was going to do it. The reason, because he thinks I am a racist motherfucker, even though I’ve gone over this a million times explaining that I am not a fucking racist, I like everyone equally, I just like making fun of racism and how stupid it is by making racial slurs, shit’s a fucking joke and even if it isn’t funny or gets lost in translation like it was a chubby Scarlett Johannson….it’s still just a fucking joke and nothing to get angry over…..

That said, a detective reads the site and I asked him how to deal with this kind of thing and it turns out there’s a way to see where the email was sent from and from there, they’ll get the person’s account info and ID them. Once that is done, the fucker can get arrested, charges can be pressed and I’ll have a guy who hates me hating me a hell of a lot more.

Now normally, I don’t bother ratting people out, I would never take it to the authorities, I take shit at face value and I assume that if you’re on the site, it’s cuz you get me, and if you’re sending that kind of shit my way, you’re just joking, but once the detective got the info, it was pretty much out of my hands because he takes this kind of shit seriously and I guess wants nothing to happen to me….

So the report is made, they know who is threatening me and he may get arrested in the next couple of days. Such a headache for absolutely nothing….It’s way easier just to click “X” on the browser and go on with your day than to bother breaking laws threatening people over this shit….like I always say, it’s just the fuckin’ internet….

Anyway, I met a Reggae artist last night who was selling his CD at the merch table, he was black and we hit it off. I was wasted and told him I’d help spread the word for a free cd, he agreed and I woke up this morning with his CD but no CD player to listen to him, but I gotta keep up my end of the deal and link up his Myspace because dude was passionate about what he does, and I like passionate people, that shit inspires me…

So Check out His Myspace…..
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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS…..

23 Year Old Waitress Is Going to Marry A Guy Who Probably Murdered His Wife…Crazy
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Sluts who will give you something customized to Jerk Off to…
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Holiday Gift Guid For Nerds
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Paz Vega Has Some Nice Cleavage
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Bad, Bad Look for Jenny McCarthy….
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Survivor Italy is Amazing Tit Slip During a Challenge….
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Close-ups of JLO’s Best ASS Shots
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Glamour Girls Make Life Worth Living
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Tila Tequila is Naked Because That Is Her Only Skill and She’s Not Even That Good At It
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All I Want for Christmas
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Faith Nelson Has Some Retarded Big Tits
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A Whole Lot of Sexy Self Shot Mirror Pics
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That’s Not My Wife!
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Trauma After Party!
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Funny Comments on Lohan’s Myspace Blog
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Next Door Nikki is Topless
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Porn Reviews…..
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The President Bush Shoe Dodge Game
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Jeremy Piven is Fucked
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who Knew Toy Drives Could Be So Much Fun
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Will and Jada Want Us to Ignore the Big Pink Elephant In the Room
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Grace Park is in Maxim
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This is Just Plain Weird
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Smelling Her Boyfriend’s Dick Went Wrong
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Flaming Basketball Kick
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Kaitlen Ryan is Lovely
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Fuck You Rob Zombie
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2008 As Told in Photo
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Jessica and Lexi Get It On
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Tarzan and a Topless Dancer
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Everyone Hates Santa
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Some Hot Slutty Girl Dressed Slutty Does an Erotic Dance in Christmas Themed Lingerie…..It’s Pretty Good
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Funny Double Knock Out Fight Clip….
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Cisco Adler Got Arrested And Will Get To Put His Huge Balls To Good Use….
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Paris Hilton Dealing With the Recession With Her Very Own Bink Bentley
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Simon Cowell Has Lost His Mind
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Britney Spears is Being Set Up With Paris’ Good Charlotte Sister
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Mr.Belding and Brooke Hogan Sing Karaoke
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Striptease of the Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Slut Lookin’ For Her Next Boyfriend at a Highschool in Compton..
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Anna Lynne McCord Just Keeps Getting Thinner
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Super Market Beatbox
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Jesikah Maximus Will Be Your Fantasy
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Make a Fart Machine
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Eva Mendes is Oh So Fine
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Keri Hilson is Trying
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Some Awesome Car Chases
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Really Hot Blonde Skinny Chick Naked and With a Vibrator Tail
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Halle Berry’s Great TIts at an Event…
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Watch This Old Man Die During an Interview Cuz It’s Funny
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That’s One Big Dildo!!
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BONUS VIDEO – Bow Wow Video Shoot Behind the Scenes because there’s a couple big assed chicks in a skimpy bikinis hidden in all this soft hip hop entourage ego trippin and talkin’ too much….see if you can find them……

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