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2008

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was at the bar the other night and this dude beside me wouldn’t stop talking about how many girls he’s banged. He went on and on about threesomes and orgies and fuckin’ multiple chicks in a day like he was some modern day Don Juan or some shit. His name was Ben Kinzel and every time I told him that I knew he was full of shit and that I’d be surprised if he’s actually had sex with a girl, he would just deny my accusations and go on with another story about how much of a lady’s man he is. When I got home I found this picture of him in a Tron costume and now I have the last laugh.

Speaking of fucking lots of girls – this is an email I got about the pheromone’s I’ve been pluggin on the site for the last 2 years that haters keep hating on…

Yo Bro – that Pheromone shit is off the fuckin chain like a space shuttle full of Aliens, ya’ dig. It works like a Charm so thanks 4 the hook up. Peace.

If you want to get yourself some
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And Here are my links….

The Miss LAX Bikini Contest
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Lohan Crying Over Samantha Ronson in Hollywood Bar
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Penthouse Pet Bella Star
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Some Big Tits in Lingerie Review Some Movie Like a Dumb Cunt With Big Tits Would
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Hayden Panettiere is a Lesbian
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The 50 Hottest Women of Sports:
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Jade Jagger in a No Panty Upskirt
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Alyssa Nobriga is a Slut Showing Off
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Lohan Dressed Like a Hooker in Stockings on the Street Corner Cuz I Love Her…
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A Good Angelina Jolie Photoshoot from Before She Became Obsessed with AIDS Babies
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The Big Breasted Texan Who Wants Bigger Breasts Hits Up LA
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Have Sex Effectively While Your Parents are Home, Because I Know You Haven’t Left Mommies Next Yet
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Web Cam Sluts to Keep Your Hands Busy for a Day or Two
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This Dude Can Backflip into His Pants.
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Mom’s Play Along With Their Sons on a Good Prank
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Theresa Moore is a Slut in Lingerie
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Carmen Electra Gives You Some Sex Tips
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Donna Martin and Kelly Taylor are Coming Back to 90210!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rachel Bilson on Mother’s Day
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Topless Beach Shots that Make Me Want these Chicks and Hate My Life
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Norma Stitz Has Some Enormous Tits
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Erica Strips Down to on the Beach
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Hot Teacher Fired for Hotness
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New Trailer for the X-Files Movie
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Extreme Pussy Makeover
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JIGGLE IT!!
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Hilary Duff Takes Her Legs Shopping
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Here’s a Video of Rapper Jadakiss Smoking a Joint
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Top 10 Funniest Moments in Star Wars History
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Some Italian Politician was a Sexy Calendar Model
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Candice Michelle Wet T-Shirt Pictures
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Some Bikini Contest That Brought Implants to the Parking Lot
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Here are the weirdest Bacon Products My Wife Can’t Get Enough Of…
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This is a Tribute to Celebrity Shop Lifters
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Bill O’Reilly Losing His Temper on an Old Inside Edition is Hysterical
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Don’t Throw Paperclips At Your Co-Worker Video
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Some Crazy Shark Surfing Video from Last Week
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Pictures of Retarded Breast Implants
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Molly Sims Enters Cougardom
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This Chick Shoots a Bottle Rocket Out of Her Ass
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Some Hot Subway Flasher
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Suge Knight Got Into a Bar Brawl Cuz He’s Gangster
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Some LSD Documentary – Because Acid Changes Lives….
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Slutty Prom Dress Leads to Police Intervention
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Aria Giovanni Goodness For You Aria Giovanni Fans….
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Alec Baldwin Goes on 60 Minutes; Hates Children
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl Shows Some Tit
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2008

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Last night, I was bored and had no money so I ended up drinking a couple of 40s in the park. I ended up running into an old friend who wanted some hookers and I decided to go along for the ride because I was drunk and had nothing better to do. We drove through the seedy part of town that isn’t even that seedy but it is where the whores hang out on the street and couldn’t find any. I told him that the best he could find was a couple of tranny bitches to suck his dick up the street and that it’s not that gay considering all they do is suck your dick, look a lot like actual girls and even have fake tits for you to play with. He wanted to check out the goods before making a decision that he knew would be a huge turning point in his life and that he wasn’t 100 percent sure he wanted to explore. When we got to their corner the 3 tranny whores jumped into a cab so we decided to follow them like we were spies or some shit. We ended up losing them because we couldn’t really keep up to the cab and my friend was forced to go home and jerk off alone since he couldn’t afford an actual escort and I came home to my wife, who despite having a vagina doesn’t look half as good as the trannies who don’t.

I guess the point of this post is to say that it is summer outside and I’ve been out scoping chicks in short skirts all day and you should be too, but if you’re not, here are my links.

The Mom I’d Like To Fuck Index:
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Lohan Won’t Be in the Manson Movie After All
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2 Girls, 1 Ice Cream
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Jayden Nicole is Playmate of the Year
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A Good Solution or Drunk or Busy Parents
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I Hate Katherine Heigl, and Apparently, So Does Everyone Else
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Rachel Leah Cook Shows Off Her Cleavage
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Some Tits at the Bar Drinkin’
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Bridget Marquardt Gallery
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How to Escape from Handcuffs the Next Time You Get Arrested for Being a Peeping Tom
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The Upskirt Test
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Lohan’s Leggings Collection With Built in Knee Pads
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It’s Friday, Find a Girl to Fuck
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The People of Burma Can Sleep Well Knowing That Kim Kardashians Ass if Behind Them
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Sluts doing Slutty Things You Tell Them To Do
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An Amazing Japanese Gameshow Where You’re Not Allowed to Laugh or you Get Paddled
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Hugh Hefner Wants Miley in Playboy
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Oh, and So is Mark Ronson
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Latoya Jackson is All Kind of Sexy, and by Sexy I Mean She Looks Like She Got Hit in the Face With a Bat
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Paris Hilton is Made of Wax, and Wants to Get Married
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Whitney Verses Britney!
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Topless Beach Hotties
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Lesbians in the Sun
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Enough Porn to Keep You Busy Until God Knows When
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Julia is a Webcam Slut
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Slut Give Birth to 14 Inch Dildo
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Some Hot Brunette That is Good At Being Hott
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Ahhhhh Cindy Crawford
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A Nice Collection of Booty to End the Week Off Proper
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Celeb Nip Slip Collection
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Nicole Graves Body Painting Session
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The Best Thing to Help You Find Sex, Next to Alcohol
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Lohan is a Cry Baby
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Paris Spreads Her Herpes All Ove GQ Russia
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Hayden Panty Airs is Still Banging That Cradle Robber
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Christina Milian Looking Good at Some Event that Doesn’t Matter
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And Now, a Trailer for the Best Movie Ever
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An Amazing Product from Japan Which is Only Outshone By It’s Amazing Commercial
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Petra Nemcova Legs in Vancouver
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Some Dude’s List of 100 Hot Asses
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Top 10 Superhero Topless Scenes
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Things I Did Last Night
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Some Indian Actress’s Nipple
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Israeli Flag Body Painted on Some Slut
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Some Hot Aussie Named Masha Lund in Ralph Magazine
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Some Dude Pops 23 Collars
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Top 10 Signs Your Mom is a Cougar
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl Posing In Her Underwear
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Some Party Slut Gets Naked
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Some Topless Asian
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Some Naked in Public Nude
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2008

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I am getting fatter than I have ever been – mainly because I eat badly, drink too much and sit all day, while trying to think of something to write here, my last good pair of underwear just split in half when I stood up and that means that from today onwards, I will not be wearing any underwear. I feel like this is going to be pretty miserable for my couch and family, but it’s not my fauly that obesity has forced me to become a nudist. I feel a lot of shame.

Here are my links…..

Fergie Falls the Fuck Down
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Sophie Howards Tits Go to a Party
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Britney Spears and K-Fed Have Phone Sex
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Behind the Scenes of Becky Rule’s Sexy Photoshoot
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Sometimes, All It Takes Is a Smile
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Angela Marcello is Lookin Fine
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Some Petra Nemcover Sports Illustrated Video
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A Vintage Blonde Pubic Hair Sex Scene
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Phoebe Price Poses With Her Shitty Legged Enquirer Cover Photo
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How To Have Sex in a Parked Car, Because You Only Fuck Street Whores…
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Because It’s Not Really Fucking When It’s a Blow Up Doll
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Natasha Richardson Shows Off Her Old Lady Panties
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Army Girls Worldwide
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Some LA Club Sluts That Will Make You Want to Touch Yourself, If You Aren’t Already
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Whores Galore. That’s a Lot of Whore
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Britney’s Got Some Ratty Assed Hair….
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Catherine Bell by the Sea
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Striptease Moments
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Vanilla’s Wife Beats Her Up Because He Realized She Married Vanilla Ice and Even He Can’t Deal With That Shit
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Elisha Cuthbert’s Vagina Slip in Her Bikini
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BBC Uses “TITS’ To Get Linked on a Blog
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Juliette Lewis Still Crazy As She Fucks the Stage
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Some Hot Chick from San Diego State University Lookin’ Hot
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Paris Hilton Peddles The Shittiest Products
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Rack to the Future – 9 Sets of Tits You May Have Forgotten
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Baltimore Raven’s Try Outs
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The Wizard of Ass
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Here’s a Pretty Hot Approach to Fashion Sites
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Find Great Porn
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Some Ugly Fuckin’ Girls in Lingerie
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Katherine McPhee is Looking Pretty Okay, Hillary Duff Not So Much
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Marilyn Mansons 13 Year Old Girlfriend Can’t Handle Her Booze
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If She Is Referring to Her Vagina, I Would have Gone With Old and Leathery
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Kate Moss Lingerie Shoot
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What Kind of a Crazy World Would We Be Living In If Every Amateur Shoot Was As Good As This?
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This is For You – Because This Helps You Find Sex the Old Fashioned Way
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A Dude on the Jury Gets Ready for Pot Trial By Getting Busted for Smoking Pot Outside
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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pics from Cuba
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A Slut Gallery
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Hot Sex Scene in a Spanish Movie
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Veronika Simon is a Slut
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Jaime Pressly is in FHM
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Draino Bomb Goes Bad
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Gianna Lynn is a Hot Slut…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Hairy Chick Who Likes Masks Naked
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Some Girl’s Perky Tits
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Some Slut in Some Posed Pictures
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Some Ugly Chick Crops Her Face on Sluts
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2008

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email:

You really are a sad excuse for a man.

Go back to pedaling the photos that others take and dressing it all up as if you do something more than that.

You are nothing, and in your heart of hearts, must know, that you never will be.

I wrote back:

Mom, is that you? I thought you died of AIDS in the 80s! This is fabulous news. We need to contact Oprah to get her to finance our majestic reunion. I have an old box of Mother’s Day cards that I can’t wait to give you. I have been saving them for all these years in case a miracle like this was ever to happen, but truthfully, I was convinced it never would, but that hope kept me going through all the hard times.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my links:

Some Drunk Fake Tits Out in LA
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The Hottest Smelling Pussy Running Around the Forest In Panties and a Halter Top
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Geri Halliwell’s Nipples Are Hard When Shopping
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Old Alyssa Milano Naked Pics for All the Who’s the Boss Fans….
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Disgusting Dude Made of Rubber Shows Off His Grossness
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Uma Thurman Upskirt!!
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Fetal Scooby Doo
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The Top 50 Universities Ranked By How Hot the Pussy Is
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Josie Maran Sports Illustrated Photoshoot
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April Scott Shows Off for the Camera
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How Hide Your Porn From Your Your Mom!!
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Web Cam Goodness Cuz These Sluts Listen to Commands
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stepTV Interview a Crackhead
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The UCLA Underwear Run!
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A Porn Collection so Big, There’s No Way It Will Fit Under Your Bed
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99 Words for Boobs Video
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Spencer Fucks Heidi Montag Up The Ass Because That’s How You Fuck Horses….
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Jessica Simpson is a Serious Movie Actress. Seriously
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Dina Lohan is Mother of the Year. No, Really…
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Miranda Kerr Has Got Some Legs!
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Pam Anderson Sold HEr Used Panties at a Garage Sale, And If That Doesn’t Define Class, I Don’t Know What Does
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Denise Milani Has A Crazy Body
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Lindsay Lohan in Little Boy Shorts
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Shot By Kern Talks To Some Sex Addicted Slut Who Poses Naked With Used Condoms And is From a Religious Family…Part 1
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Shot By Kern Talks To Some Sex Addicted Slut Who Poses Naked With Used Condoms….Part 2
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Top 10 Geekiest South Park References
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Japanese Idol Girl – Yuriko Shiratori in Her Underwear
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Some Angry Porn Slut
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A Whole Lot of Twisted Online Videos
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Top 10 Celebrity Cheerleaders
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One of My Facebook Friends Sent Me This Stripping Down To Her Lingerie While Video
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Some Mom From Houston Wants Bigger Tits But Them Shits Are Already Too Big For Texas Law So She’s Goin’ To Brazil
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Some Girl Gets Her Nipples Pierced
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Streaker Tiffany May’s Playboy Pictures
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Some Stupid Products from Harriet Carter
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Christina Aguilera is Drunk
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Extreme Ironing is Weird as Fuck
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Some Girl Rollerblading Down a Hill Can’t Find the Breaks
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Some of the Best Ads By Playboy
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A Little Zero Gravity Puke Video
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Some Weird But Sexy Music Video
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Striptease on a Boat
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Is It Me, or is Star “Jaba the Hut” Jones Gaining Some of that Weight Back?
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Gabi Has Some Alone Time
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Body Builder Cam Girl
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Because You Need a Little Helping Hand That’s Not Your Own
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2 nasty woman strip down and brawl on the Jerry Spring Show
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Miss World Has an Accident
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Marisa Miller in a Hot Magazine Spread
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Sue Johanson is Retiring from Letting Young Girls Know It’s Okay to be Sluts, and I Am Sad Because Now I have Nothing to Jerk Off To….
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Check Out These Real Girls
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Bailey Is a Slut Who Gets Naked
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Christina’s Pregnant Tits Are Pretty Much Gone
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Audrey Tatou is Better Than Nicole Kidman
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Bird Attacks Dog, and It’s Actually Pretty Awesome
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Baby Wants His Bottle
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An Awesome 80’s PSA Designed To Run Before Porn Videos
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Tiffany May is Famous For All The Right Reasons
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There’s a New Set of Twins Hitting the Scene So Move The Fuck Over Ashley and Mary-Kate…
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The Empire Strikes Barack
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ROGUE COLLECTOR PROVES PHOTOBUCKET IS A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR PORN SITE

Some Girl and Her Black and White Boobs and Panties – She Has a Tattoo So She Must be 18
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Some Nasty Girl…Her Nasty Tits…and…Her Nasty Vagina
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Naked in the Shower
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Indian Porn – Dot Not Feather
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BONUS – Canadian – Kardinal Offishall – Dangerous Feat. Akon – Fresh New Video

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2008

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So it finally happened. I was confronted by a black dude I know about being a racist. I asked him if he took the time to read my other posts and realize that I am an everything hater and I just run with stereotypes because America hates black people not me. I don’t actually hate everything but he didn’t believe me, so I took him out for some chicken and watermelon and to knock up fat blond white sluts with some illegitimate children and to record a hip hop video followed up with a swim but he wasn’t having it so we drank a 40, smoked some weed, played some basketball and we’re good now.

Here are my links for the day….check them out they are legendary….

Babette’s Feet – A Short Movie About a Foot Fetishist Lookin’ For the Perfect Foot….
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Lohan Trying to Get Lesbian Sex
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Girl in Short Short Tries to Skateboard
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Cheryl Tweedy is a Hot Performer
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Guess Those Celebrity Titties
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Sarah Jessica Parker Loves Her Gay Husband
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A Whole Lot of the Lovely Tasha
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Vilayna Lasalle Has a Weird Name But She’s Half Naked, So Whatever
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Some Porn Star Shows You Some Toilet Splash Prank
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Bai Ling’s Giant Nipples
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Find a Girl to Fuck Today
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Some New York Club Sluts in Action
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Web Cam Sluts Do Anything You Want Them To….
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I Suddenly REALLY Need a Pepsi
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Celeb Wedgies!!
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Keeley Hazell Continues Her Reign of Sluthood
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Best Porn on the Internet, So Good I would Get a Hard On if a Could
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Lindsay Lohan is a Thief
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Mischa Barton is a Cry Baby
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If the Shirt Fits…
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Rhianna’s Legs Looking Good on the Cover of Elle This Month
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John Mayer is Alredy Cheating on Jennifer Aniston Because She is Boring
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Top 10 Lamest Superheroes of All Time
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Some Out of Control British Students at Some Event in Spain Being Sluts
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Tom Cruise Find a Position with His Wife That Finally Satisfies Him
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Take it All Off Baby!
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Is Victoria Beckham Pregnant Again
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Tricia Helfer Hot for FHM
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Some Ghetto Casting Call for a Porn Poster in NYC
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WWE Diva is a Highclass Escort
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Bai Ling Almost Died. Too Bad She Didn’t
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Caroline Quick Has Giant Tits
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Amazing Football Babes
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Beer Pussy!
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Use This to Get Sex, Because YOu Need All The Help You Can Get
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True Deep Throat
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Tara Reid Has a Boyfriend
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JLo Looks Like She is Ready to Eat Marc Anthony
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Smelly Teacher
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Mindy Vega in Very Little Blue
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Lady Takes Her 17 Inch for a Walk
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Pantz of Antz!
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Buy a House From Petra Nemcova and Try to Get in Her Pants
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Gemma Merna in Nuts
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Sammie Pennington is Topless
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Danni Wells is Topless is Zoo
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Hot, Blonde and Shaved
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Some Skater Girl Shows OFf Her Ass and Pussy
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A Couple Girls Show Their Tits Off Together
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Some Baby Momma and The Pictures That Got Her Pregnant
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A Collection of Amateur Sluts
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Some Serious Lesbian Erotica
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Some Dude’s Pantyhose Fetish Collection
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Some Dude’s Rubber Fetish Collection
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Some Girl By the Pool
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Fat Ass Pics
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Some Dude’s Porn Collection
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Post Breast Reduction Pics
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Pre Tummy Tuck Pics
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2008

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So some Puerto Rican chick added me to facebook and starts chatting me up on the new Facebook chat shit. I decided that since I had nothing to say and since I normally ask for nudes when I have nothing to say and girls get turned off, that I’d try something new. So I tell her that the big secret behind my site is that I am actually a lesbian and that I think she’s worth hooking up with. She believed me because I guess she doesn’t read my site and then I got her to open up to me about hooking up with girls, about masturbating about what turns her on and then I try convincing her to send me some nudes so we can compare bodies. She doesn’t fall for it. It’s things like this that may not seem like a big deal…but entertain me.

Here are some more things that entertain me and they are in the form of links….many fucking links…..


Winehouse Doens’t Look That Bad When She Showers, And By Not Look That Bad, I Mean She Doesn’t Look Like My Dirty Underwear
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Meet the Girls of Howard Sterns Bowling Beautys
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Kelly Brook is Single and On the Prowl
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Katie Holmes is Being Held Prisoner
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A.J alexander Gallery
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O-Face or The Hills Face?
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Make Your Own Ghost Video
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Leighton Meester Slut Photoshoot
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Pam Anderson Shitty Upskirt
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Girls of Club Planet – Carmen Zavala
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Find Girls to Fuck
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Web Came Sex is Better Than No Sex
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Babies Love Boobs and So Do I
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Krystal is a Sexy Nerd, Which is an Oxymoron, I Know
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Video of Megan Fox’s FHM Shoot
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The Lovely Jennifer Hawkins in Her Lingerie
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Joe Simpson to Pimp His Daughter Once Again
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David Blaine Can Hold His Breath For a Long Time
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Nicole Richie Lost Her Pregnant Tits
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Pam Anderson is a Big Ball of Class at the White House
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Big Boned Amature
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Some Raven Riley Action
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Some WWE Slut is Some Girl on Girl Porn
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Tight, Tight, Ass
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Jiggle It….Slut…..
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Use This to Find Sex
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Rumer Willis Loves Photoshop and is One of People’s Sexiest…Why?
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If Drugs Were Legal…
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The Lovely Lena Slut…
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The Best Porn on the Net
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Coleen Mcloughlin Bikini Pictures
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Hilary Duff on All Fours
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Billy Bob Thorton’s 14 Year Old Son is Dating a 22 Year Old. Way to Go, Peter Pan!!
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Kitties Love the Titties
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Veronika Zemanova’s Still Hot
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Joe Francis is a Business Man Who Create Whores….
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Some Reality TV Star’s Porno Past
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Outtakes From the Hottest Chicks in Metal Photoshoot
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Some Hot Beach Volleyball Bikini Moments
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The Girls in the Argentina Version Dancing WIth the Stars are Hot Sluts in Thongs
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Some Bollywood Chick Named Anu Aggarwal Naked in Some Movie
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The Hottest Flavored Lollipop My Wife’s Been Begging for
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Emo Chick With Her Shirt Off
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Some Chick in Underwear
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Big Breasted Asian With Her Shirt Off
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MY HOME CLIP AMATEUR TEEN DRUNK ACTION:

Some Drunk Girls Acting Like Sluts Gallery
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More Drunk Girls Slutting Out Gallery
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Some Girls Acting Crazy In Their Underwear and Topless
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2008

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I could tell you a long drawn out story about how I went to a BMW dealership to fuck with the car salesman by telling him I was an internet millionaire and showed up wearing a pair of stained, ripped jeans in two mismatched shoes and a shirt covered in brown stains that I am convinced are from my wife wiping her ass with it because she’s lazy and in all fairness it was white before she got her hands on it so it’s an honest mistake….but I’d be lying…about the BMW part…

Here are my links and if you’re wondering the above pic is of a reader’s wife in the kitchen with her pants off….everyone thank him for sharing.


Haylie Duff Should Put a Paper Bag Over Her Freaky Horse Head and Let me Bang Her Cuz I am Lonely…Hold Me….
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Her Name is Chilina and Here is Her Gallery and Video
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The New Batman Trailer…Where Heath Ledger Has a Drug Overdose…
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Keeley Hazell is the Queen of Boobs…At Least That’s This Link is Called
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Kim Walsh Side Boob Action
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THE HOTTEST WOMEN OF MEXICO
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Some Montreal Party Sluts in Action…See If You Can Spot Me in These Pics…DrunkenStepfather Version of Where’s Waldo….
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Car Shows Are Stupid, But At Least There’s Sluts to Make It Interesting
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Make a Finger Print and Fool a Security System
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Watch Web Cam Whores
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Cheerleader Daydream
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Use This To Find Sex, Because Sex is Fun
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Ready For Bed
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Mila Kunis Cover Shoot Video Because She’s One of My Favorites Right Now…
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Kristen Cavallari is Looking Good Enough to Fuck
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Pam Anderson Is Offically Now Allowed to Spread Her Hep C Across the Nation
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Gary Dourdan Knows How to Party!!
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Emily Rossum Looks Inoocent and Bangable
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Some Hot Britney Spears Action
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Amateur Shots of the Day
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The Greatest Kid Ever
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I’m Not Sure Where Hungry Is, But This Chick Is From There and She is Naked
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Some Old Hilary Duff Upskirt
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Some Bikini Wrestling
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Use this to Find Girls to Fuck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Crack Whore Clit Pierce
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The Hills Sluts Are in Rolling Stone
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Pure Class
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Rinaldo in a Tranny Hooker Scandal
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A Gallery of Hot Asses
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me….Which Isn’t Saying Much….
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Topless Talk Show Video
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Cat Deeley is a Slut
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Aria Giovanni Polka Dots
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Tom Cruise Banged Cher, Which Isn’t Surprising Since She is a Man and the Gay Icon…Kinda Like a Christina Getting the Chance to Fuck Jesus
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And Now, Some More Keeley Hazel
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Megan Fox Underpants
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Mischa Barton Looks Good for Once
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Some Celeb Sluts do Some Bikini Photoshoot
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Some Hot Chick Flashing in Some Staged But Hot Pics
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Some People Call Me Creepy, But I’ve Never Made My Own Dildo Cam..But You Can…With This Guide….Weirdo
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Top 10 Celebrity Drug Moments….
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Some Not Safe For Work Brazilian Travel CompanyAd Offers Good Times….
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SOME MORE SLUTS……..

Some Naked 18 Year Old Chick Named Valery in the Bathroom
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Some Hot Drunk Sluts Naked and Crazy Gallery
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2008

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So some girl asked to be my intern today and I don’t really know what I do let alone coming up for things for her to do. My first thought was to have her write the site for me – while I drank cocktails and got lap dances all day, but realized I can’t afford that, so instead I asked her for nude pics. She no longer wants to be my intern and I guess I don’t really want a boring girl who doesn’t get naked to be my intern, so it all worked out in the end.

Here are my links:

Some Quake Projectile Dysfunction Joke for the Video Game Geeks
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Mike Rowe Gets Caught Being Dirty in a Motel
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These Pics of Miley Cyrus and Her Dad Are Really Fucking Creepy
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Liz Hurley Excellent Cleavage
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Pam Anderson Looks Pregnant Even Though Her Ute is Dried Up
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Lacy Turner Panty Hose Upskirt
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Foreign Hot Tub Wrestling
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These New York Club Sluts Won’t Talk to You Either
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Build a 10$ Wifi Antenna and Mooch of Your Neighbors
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Keeley Hazell’s New Slutty Music Video
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The Future of Miley Cyrus
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Some Fake Miley Cyrus Tit Pic
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The Guys From Zoo York Did Some Funny Shit with Roaches, So Here It Is
GO

Fantasy Outfits, Because Make Believe is Better Than Your Life
GO

Use This to Get Sex, Because I Know You Are Too Much of a Pussy to Ask For Help
GO

Web Cam Excitement, Because Virtual Pussy is Better Than None At All
GO

Some Pics of Denise Richarsds Whoring It Up
GO

Halle Berry is Lookin Busty After Ruining Her Vagina with That Baby
GO

Some Slut Promotes Environmentalism With Her Tits
GO

Who Would Win in a Fight Between Heidi Klum and Iman
GO

Class. Elegance. Sophistication
GO

Find Girls to Fuck NOW!
GO

I Want to Bang Minka Kelly and You Should To
GO

Anna Faris Lookin Good At Some Event They Don’t Let People Like Me Into
GO

Amateur Shots of the Day
GO

A Bunch of Celebrity Sluts at Coachella
GO

Robyn Hangs Out in Some Black Latex
GO

Some Golden State Warrior Girl’s Slutty Video and Ass
GO

Some Tila Tequila Look-a-like Gets Fucked by a Strap On
GO

Some Hot Chick Freaking the Fuck Out Cause She Hates Reptiles
GO

When All Else Fails…There’s Always Porn Sluts…
GO

Asian Hobo Sex
GO

People Never Learn, I Swear to God
GO

Kimbo Stewart Short Dress at Coachella This Weekend
GO

Jordan is Ugly and So is Her STD
GO

A Good Mac/PC Spoof That Has a Hot Slut Instead of Boring Dudes
GO

Mindy Vega Pretends to Be a Lifeguard
GO

The Bimbo Bride
GO

Check The Rest of the Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair Shoot. I Think The One With Her Dad is the Craziest
GO

Carmen Electra is Engaged
GO

Some Christian Rock Concert Chaos Because Even God Hates Shitty Music
GO

5 Questions With Some University Hottie
GO

Top 10 Boob Massage Videos
GO

Some Ridiculous Booty Shake VIdeo
GO

This Girl Will Fuck You For Net Neutrality
GO

The Girlicious Music Video Is As Shitty As Their Band
GO

Some Crazy Booty Shake Video
GO

Some Girls Showing Off Their Asses
GO

Her Name is Carina and She’s Naked on a Boat
GO

A Young Blond Girl Named Kimberly in Some Photoshoot
GO

Rhianna Rocks a Bikini
GO

Angie Everhart is a Drunk Driving Cougar
GO

You Know All Those People Who Think Religious People Are Freaks?
Well They are all 100% Fucking Right.
GO

Now THAT’s a Drive By
GO

Paris Hilton Talks About Herself
GO

Singapore Airlines Cabins Are Nicer Than My Apartment
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl in a Sheer Top
GO

Some Big Breasted Blond Chick
GO

Some Chick in Stripper Gear
GO

Wheel Chair Fetish
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I have this habit of not posting the stepLINKS on Friday afternoons because I am out getting myself in trouble instead. Last night I only told one dude I was going to rip his fucking throat out for calling me fat because despite being fat and knowing I am fat, I don’t need some cocksucker in an Ed Hardy shirt telling me that I am fat. I also lied to a girl about how I was a lawyer, in attempts to get her to give my virgin friend a handjob in the alley, it worked until I brought up the whole handjob in an alley thing and that drove her to hate me, but for the first 5 minutes, when we were talking about Law, she was hooked. I don’t remember much from the night, but I’ve proven yet again that Tequila makes me a pirate. I like to consider that my life work.

Here are my links…


Julianne Moore Dressed Like a Mermaid You’d Fuck Because You’d Fuck Anything With Tits.
GO

Keeley Hazel is Topless
GO

Jennifer Tilly is Hot, and By Hot, I Mean She’s Got Tits
GO

Some Shitty Trailer For Some Shitty Movie About Playboy Bunnies
GO

These Sluts Have Abs
GO

Hot Chocolate Wrestling, Looks Like Shit Wrestling but Smells Like Cold Winter Childhood Nights….
GO

Cosmo Wins the World Record For Largest Bikini Photoshoot
GO

Web Cam Whores Can Be Your Date For The Weekend Because You Don’t Need the Headache of Real Chicks.
GO

Some Asian Nipple Slip at the Club
GO

Some High Jumper Camel Toe
GO

Sam Keller’s GIrlfriend – Round 2
GO

Some Naked Slut in Glitter
GO

Here’s a Wet T-Shirt Special
GO

Some Guys Catch His Friend Fuckin’ Some Chick in His Car Video
GO

Some Slut Named Danni Wells in a Whole Lot of Pictures and Videos
GO

Nothing Like a Naked Chick With a Cold Sore
GO

Some Crazy Chick Fight Video
GO

Candice Michelle is Naked
GO

Some Hot Golfing Slut Video
GO

Some Whore Getting Stuffed With Candles Cuz She’s The Romantic Kind
GO

Brooke Hogan Eating a Puppy
GO

Group Sex Blooper of the Day
GO

Penis Boxing is a New Lesbian Favorite
GO

A Really Well Organized Asian Orgy
GO

Some Drunk Chick Lickin’ the Floor
GO

Some Lesbian Foot Fuckin’
GO

Some Japanese Robber Makes A Daughter Bang Her Father Video
GO

Maybe He Can Share a Cell With Amy Winehouse
GO

Mariah Carey Botches Her Performance on Good Morning America
GO

I Still Wanna Bang Vanessa Hudgens
GO

Katie Price Looks Like a Carebear Hooker
GO

This Rock the Cradle Thing Is Fucking Retarded
GO

Kathy Lee is Armed and Dangerous, and By Armed, I Mean Her Tits Are Huge
GO

This Ass Bouncing Video Hypnotized Me
GO

This Is Your Pussy Map Right Here
GO

Mega Tetris!
GO

I Had Almost Forgotten About Daisy Fuentes Here She Is Being a Slut
GO

Spear My Fuckin’ Pussy (NSFW)
GO

Losers With Video Game Tattoos.
GO

Erica Campbell Wants to Show You Her Rack
GO

Tricia Helfer is a Slut
GO

Kim Kardashian Cleavage
GO

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Kinda Hot Pregnant Chick, But Still Pregnant, and That Means Someone Beat You to the Ute(rus).
GO

Since the NFL Draft is Tomorrow
GO

Some Slutty Ad For College
GO

Turkish Karate…or Something
GO

The Hot Chick from the New Jackie Chan/Jet Li Movie in Some Asian Mag or Some Shit
GO

FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Young and Busty Pictures of a Whole Lot of Sluts…
GO

A Whole Lot of Amateurs in Various Stages of Undress
GO

Some Big Breasted Chick…Topless, In a Sheer Top and Showing Off her Ass
GO

Thai and Topless
GO

This Will Get You Laid…IT’s a Proven Scientific Fact….
GO

Amateur Pics of the Day
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

24

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the last hour prank calling a guy with my stepdaughter. I pretended to be a girl and put on the Mexican accent and dude called me gay. I am offended so to make up for it, I made her show me her tits. I also tried to get her to invite her friends over for a sleepover. They are 18 so I’m safe.

Here are my links:

Porn for the Blind is a Smarter Site Than This One…
GO

Katie Price is Feeding Her Fake Tits
GO

Hilary Duff, Her Horseface and Her Tits in a Purple Shirt
GO

Some Half Famous Asian Chick in the Shower
GO

These Pic sof Kelly Clarkson in a Bikini Scare the Shit Out of Me But Then Again…All Pics of Kelly Clarkson Scare the Shit Out of Me…
GO

Here Are Some Montreal Party Sluts
GO

Some Funny 911 Calls
GO

The Lovely Jesse Slut…
GO

Learn to Fart in Perfect Pitch, Because It Impresses Chicks…
GO

Some Webcam Sluts Willing to Fuck and Do Shit On Camera All You Gotta Do Is Ask….
GO

Hooters is the Shittiest Restaurant Ever, But Here’s Some ofTheir Hot Waitresses Dancing Anyways
GO

Kate Beckinsale is a Slut….
GO

Kim Kardashian Was in a Bikini Because Her Life is a Vacation
GO

Find Girls to Fuck Here, Because It’s Easy…..
GO

Some Pretty Hot Chick With Treehugger Hair’s Pornographic Tree Huggin’ Vacation Pictures With Sex….
GO

Pink and Her Schlong Buy Some Cookies Outside a Grocery Store
GO

Jimmy Fallon is Going to Replace Conan O’Brian. Jesus Christ Kill Me….
GO

Gwenyth Paltrow’s Got Some Nice Legs for a Dog….
GO

Some Lauren Conrad Cleavage
GO

Ugly Cheerleaders Acting Up and Showing Off Their Blowjob Skills
GO

Watch This Chick Victoria Get a Facial
GO

Naked Amateur of the Day
GO

Tom Cruise to Re-Create Crazy on Oprah
GO

Wesley Snipes Fucked With Me 4 Years Ago But Now The Law’s Got Him So That Serves The Fucker Right
GO

Here is Some Asian in Lingerie’s Beauty Dance Show
GO

Here’s Another One…
GO

Reader Ricky Awesome’s Friend Naked
GO

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Takes Her Kids To Meet The Scariest Fuckin’ Thing I’ve Ever Seen
GO

Some Girl Doing Weird Shit With her Face
GO

Jamie Lynne Spears Should Definitly Get a C-Section to Save Her Teenaged Vagina
GO

Young Girls Fight Over Who Has a Better Ass in this Booty Shake Ass-Off
GO

Some Dude Fucking the Fattest Bitch I’ve Ever Seen
GO

A Beach Nipple Slip…
GO

Some Funny Parasailing Accident Video
GO

Some Alicia Keys Gallery Cuz She’s a Slut
GO

Some Chick Showing Off Her Big Old Tits
GO

Rumer Willis in a Bikini Because She’s Got a Busted Face
GO

Funny King Sized Condom Ad
GO

Some Weird Fuckin’ Photoshoot of Some Dirty Fuckin’ Girl Named Sasha Grey
GO

Here is the Sasha Grey Photoshoot Video
GO

Here She is in the Roots Video
GO

Sasha Lets It Hang Out
GO

Some Couple Caught Banging in the High School Bathroom
GO

Beach Fight Cuz Spring Break Isn’t Just Sluts and Tits….
GO

Some Web Cam Whore Video…
GO

Bai Long Looks Like a Dirty Asian Buffet of a Mess
GO

Some Wet T-Shirt Gallery For You Pervs….
GO

Some Slutty Russian Vodka Commercial…Cuz Communist Girls Don’t Have High Expectations….
GO

Bianca Beauchamp Is a Slutty Fetish Model You Want to Fuck and I Want to Shit On…
GO

Lauren Eagle Almost Makes My Dick Hard. Almost
GO

Some Amateur Whoredom
GO

Monica Bellucci Nudes
GO

Use This to Lure Pussy
GO

FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Action
GO

Some Young Chick With Her G-String and Underwear and Naked and Shit….
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS