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2007

04

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I figured no one would be reading the site today and I took advantage of that by ending up at a pub I had never been to before that I randomly walked into only be find that the waitresses wear thongs and bras as uniforms. They were old and haggard but it made for a more interesting lunch that I had planned. My lawyer took me out to catch up on things and he was so impressed with the place he tried to take a picture of it. The waitresses got mad at him and made him put the camera away.

The real issue is that on the walk back home, I noticed that every person who owns a Golden Lab drives Jeeps and wears Teva sandals, khaki shorts and look like they like days in the woods rock climbing or mountain bikini or white water rafting. That may not be interesting to you, but realize that it isn’t interesting to me either. I just don’t bother editing myself.

Here are my links, Happy American Day. Asshole.


Jessica Simpson in Orange is Dating Dane Cook Again Because He’s Not Funny.
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Christina Aguilera is Pregnant
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Her Name is Mawra and This is Her Nip Slip
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Brittany Bod Making Cookies With Her Big Tits…
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Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh Video
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Some Emma Watson from Harry Potter and a Clip to the New Movie for the Virgins Out There
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Michelle Marsh Slutting it out for the 4th of July
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Paris Hilton’s Myspace Message to the World
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Catherine Bell Photoshoot Video from a Long Time Ago
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Some British Slut Named Danni Wells Posing Half Naked Video
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Ass in Sports Picture of the Day
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Slut Named Amy Weber from WWE Posing…
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Some Loser Makes a Bomb out of Matchsticks
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Some European Film Commercial that’s Getting Huge Youtube Views Because It’s Got a Bunch of Sex Scene Clips Edited Together and is called Let’s Come Together….
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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The Art of the Bikini
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Elton John Takes a Back Seat to the Princes and is a Bitch About it.
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Kelly Osborne’s Got Stupid Fucking Hair and Shows Off Her Fat Fucking Legs
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Girl on Girl Action Video
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Pete Doherty’s Stuff Being Moved Out of Kate Moss’ House Marking the End of an Era
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I Don’t Understand Face Tattoos….
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Spohia Cahill Doing a Topless Shoot Video
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Kimberly Locke is Fat Spokesperson for Jenny Craig Cuz She Lost 30 of the 300 lbs she Needs to lose
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Fat Boss Vs. Office Chair Prank
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Fergie Shopping in Paris
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Married Man Gets Caught with 2 Hookers
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Some Women Fell in Love With a 17 Year Old on World of Warcraft. I can Only Assume Meeting a Bitch on a Video Game is One of Your Biggest Dreams
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Amputee Lesbian Porn
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Hidden Camera in the Changing
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Britney Spears Letter to the Paparazzi
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Celebrity Butt Plugs all about the Smell Gibson
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This dude’s got the motherload collection of Porn and Pictures of His family in the same photobucket album
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Some Chick Getting Naked in Public
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Playboy Playmate from 1989 Gets Arrested For D.U.I. (Article Links to her Playboy Pics)
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How about some Home Made Chastity Belts?
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800 Lbs Gorilla Vs 8 Year Old Boy Video
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Are You Going To The Redneck Games
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Some Asshole Pick Pocketing Tourists. It’s Good Business
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Dude’s Got Some Dancin Hands….
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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2007

03

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I know that no one is reading this because it is 4th of July, but I am expecting at least one of my 7 readers to be a loser with no friends who has no plans tonight and has decided to have a romantic night alone with a jar of hair conditioner because you’re too shy to buy lube, some scented candles and your highschool yearbook.

If you’re not too busy being American and proud, feel free to click some of these links.


Eva Green’s got a hot Pussy and She Wears it as a Dress
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Nicole Richie is Pregnant and Getting Married. Take That DJ AM.
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Megan Fox Ruins a See Through Opportunity
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Takes Her Legs Out Shopping
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Some Ashlie Rhey Patriotic Moment for Independence Day
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Crazy Bitch Getting Really Excited at a Rave. It’s Called E.
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Danielle Lloyd Tweaks Her Nipples in a Bikini Top
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A NSFW Ice Cream Treat to celebrate the summer…
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Kim Kardashian Takes her Ass Out in Spandex
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Quentin Tarantino is a Fat Ass
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Hayden Panettiere Sings the National Anthem in Video Cuz She’s the Next Lohan
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Hilary Duff Gives the Paparazzi the Finger. She’s Not So Wholesome….
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Some Stupid Stunt Gone Wrong
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Paris Hilton Jail Butt Plug
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Paris Hilton’s Crotch Shot…Not that you haven’t seen it before….
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Kelly Clarkson is a Tub of Shit
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Some Slutty Chick Gets Caught Cheating on 2 Guys
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Lucy Pinder Naked in Some Magazine
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Natasha Bedingfield Wore No Panties for Diana Show
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Michelle Rodriguez Does Chin Ups at a Bar Because She’s a Dude
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Some Slut Named Aida Yespica in Matrix Magazine being a Slut
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Madame Heidi Fleiss – Pimp to the Stars is Opening a Laundromat
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Someone’s Uploading Nude Pictures to Photobucket
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Hot Slut Leann Tweeden in a Magazine Spread
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Scarlett Johansson’s Lookin Like a Warthog
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Some Slut Named Crissy Maran
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Some French Chick Shakes Her Booty Video – She Has Tattoos So Is 18 to Me
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My Favorite Dude Pete Doherty Is Going Back to Rehab or Jail
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Some More French Ass on Youtube
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Don’t Stay in this Hotel
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Some Chick Named Louise Redknapp Topless Bikini
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Falls on Live TV
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The Paparazzi Show up for Lohan’s Birthday
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Grey’s Anatomy Chick is Fat
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Thank Got for Digital Cameras and Tits
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Vanessa Minnillo is Not a Mexican Hooker
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Serena WIlliams is a Big Winner
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Some Kid Calls 911 For Help With His Math
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Some French Model Does a Public Strip
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Strippers Showing their Asses and Titties to the Crowd
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Here’s a Cam Girl Video For You
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Crazy Girl Masturbating on a Flight…
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A Whole Lot of Girls Flashing
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Don’t Wear This to your 4th of July Parties Unless You Want Your Cousins Trying To Bang You
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2007

02

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I decided that I am getting old. After getting drunk all weekend I realized that I have no memory of anything I said or did and there was a time when getting drunk wouldn’t really make me black out. I know that I made a few girls feel awkward when telling them shit like that I don’t read, I watch amateur porn, or when a group of girls were posing for the camera and their friend was trying to egg them on by throwing out “emotions” for them to act out and I screamed “you just found out you got AIDS”. It may not seem that funny, but I never said that I was funny and I thought it was funny so I guess that’s all that matters. After spending a day thinking I was going to have a heart attack yesterday and passing out before midnight, I figure that I just don’t have what it takes to be a drunk anymore. I am pretty sure I’ll keep on trying until I master it again, or die in the process, but at least I have set some goals for myself. Something I was always criticized for never doing throughout my life.

I am looking for people to help work on the website, I figure that it’s going no where with just me running it, so if you or someone you know is funny, good at video, good at webdesign, good at anything, hit me up….

Since I know you’re a loser, just click on the links of sites I checked out today, asshole


Optimus Prime Sex Tape for Publicity
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Those Nick and Vanessa Pics Will Never Hit The Internet Because They Are of them Fucking and They are Suing
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Kimmy Stewart’s Legs are Dating Tommy Lee
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Porn Chick Samantha Sterlyng Taking a Political Stand
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Girl Washes Her Ass in the Ocean…
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Girl on Girl Teaching You the Kamasutra
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Mary Kate Olsen’s Thong Exposed
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Girl in Tight Pants Dances For You
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Rebecca Gayheart Grabbin Her Husband’s Cock and More Good Stuff While in a Bikini
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Kate Beckinsale Making Out With Husband in Public. That Slut.
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Petra Nemcova Gettin’ Down at a Party
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Some Hot Naked Blonde Chick
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Lohan in Tight Spandex Working Out
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Some Topless Girl and Bikini Clad Girls Show Dudes a Good Time on the Golf Course Video
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Nicole Kidman’s Ass in Video
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Fantasia Barrino Got Her Clit Pierced
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Porn Dude Cums in some Girls Eye – NSFW
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Paris Hilton – Post Prison Fun
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Bastardly Game – Guess the Back
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Lindsay Lohan 21st Birthday Video that Will Make You Laugh
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Jessica Cirio’s Hot Ass in Hombre Magazine
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Jessica Simpson’s Wax Ass
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Nicole Richie Covers Up Her Baby Factory Gut…
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Some Flight of the Conchords Performing Their Comedy Act Because My Stepdaughter Talks About them Sometimes and Someone Sent In This Link….
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Alley Bagget Likes Coca Cola in a Bikini
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Older Lady Teaches Some Creepy Lookin’ Guy How To Bang – NSFW
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Sluts Showed Up To Celebrate Diana’s Life…Here’s Some of them
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Her Name is Aylar, and this is her Bikini Shoot Video
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Movie Critic Dies. RIP.
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Do You Want a Ride on the Dildo Cart….
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Dresses Like a Retired Granny on Vacation
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Shitty Scarlett Johansson Photoshoot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Memories of Lohan then and Now
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Cameron Diaz is a Homewrecker
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Kristin Kreuk Takes Out The Trash
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Classical Barbie Girl
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Pam Anderson Blowing Out Birthday Candles and Not Blowing Cock
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Lohan’s Short Shorts have an iPhone
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Liz Hurley’s Son Wears a Bikini
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Hilary Duff Froze Her Sisters Panties
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Reef Girls Have Crazy Asses, Watch These Videos
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Video of Supermodels in Bikinis Playing With Meat
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Fake Tits at a Party Meet Photobucket
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Amateur Porn Chick Meet Photobucket
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Some Cam Chick Interviewed on Radio Naked
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Hipster Bitch in a Band Called Stink Mitt Giving Herself a Frontal Wedgie
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Buy your September 11th Commemorative Coin Made Out Of Silver Recovered at Ground Zero
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Dude Pisses on a Cop Car and gets Arrested
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A Day in the Life of Tera Patrick
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Guy Tries to Steal a Mic on Live TV
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2 Blonde Chicks Making Out
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Music Video Set to Topless Scenes in Movies
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Tina O’Brien is Some Hot UK Soap Chick and here she is Posing
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Crazy Girls Drunk and Topless at the Pool
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7-Eleven’s Become the Qwik-E-Mart For The Simpson’s Movie
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This Site Has More Good Links For YOu
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This Spray Will Get You Laid…And Who Doesn’t Like Getting Laid???
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Bonus Link via Email

I am part of an online 4 wheel driving club that met up today locally..

Well, this kid showed up with his dad and i thought there was something odd about him.

He later posted pictures from todays event, apparently forgetting what else he had in his photobucket album

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2007

30

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I offended some dude locally for asking his girlfriend for before and after her baby box shots. This was over a year ago and he still hasn’t got over it. At the time I sent it, it was just a random message to a random person I didn’t know. I used to send out the myspace message of the day to as many people as I could to get the word on the site out. He didn’t realize that it was a mass message and developed a hate for me. What I didn’t understand is that he had left a comment on her myspace saying “I bet you wish you got the abortion”, leading me to believe she had some twisted sense of humor and could handle before and after baby box shot requests. I was wrong. Dude want’s to physically hurt me for an internet comment, and he knows people I know, so one day soon, I may get jumped from behind for something I typed. I always thought that I’d get a stalker, or that someone would get so offended by something I said that they would come kill me because there are a lot of freakshows out there, but I never actually thought someone would want me dead for something I type. I guess that’s the power of the internet, I find the whole thing very embarrassing.

Here are my links.

These Are Some Paula Abdul Very Drunk Clips From Her New Reality Show. Insane.
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Is this a Sex Scene or a Murder Scene?
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Katie Holmes Likes to Have the Wet Look
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Terry Richardson Does Mainstream Porn…This is Him Talking About Bush….
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More Vanessa Manillo Censored Pics.
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Penelope Cruz’s Big Tits Have a Panic Attack on a Plane Forcing It To Turn Around and Fly Back
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Porn Star’s Talk About their Favorite Position Video
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Some Japanese School Girl Porn – NSFW
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Retired Cop Gets Busted Getting a Blowjob from a Hooker
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Some Victoria Beckham Panty Upskirt from the Other Day
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GIrls Painting With Their Assholes – Disgusting but still Art
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The Bachelor Show is Having Trouble Casting Bitches Because All the Hot One’s Have Herpes. It’s a pretty Sick Epidemic.
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Australian Girls Topless at the Drive Thru
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Wrestler Who Killed His Wife Conspiracy Because of Wikipedia
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Spice Girl’s Bald Boyfriend Is Covering Her Up, I Don’t Blame Him, Bitch is Busted.
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Some Chick Named Hofit Golan’s Tits Are About To Explode
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Tom Cruise is Gay for David Beckham
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Lilly Allen Gets Arrested for Showing the World Her Panties Because of Fear Of What’s Underneath
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News Reporter Gets Interrupted in a Funny Way
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Cool Hand Luke Sexy Car Wash Scene
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Shay Laren’s Hot Picture Moment
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Some Mariah Carey Performing for AIDS
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Wild Things 3 – Lesbian Shower Scene
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Tera Patrick Porn Star Car Wash Video
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Sex tape with Daniela Cicarelli on the Beach, You’ve Already Seen
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Jordan – Katie Price’s Big Fat Tits Have a Baby Girl
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Some Chick Named Polliana Pullin Out Her Tit, I Have No Idea Who She Is….
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Transformers Premiere Pictures…You Don’t Want to See….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Sex in the Kitchen Video Clips That Are Weird and NSFW
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass in Green Again…This Thing is Huge
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Brooke Burke’s Barely There Shirt
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Dita Von Teese Topless in UK Esquire
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Hilary Duff Rockin’ Out on the Today Show Lookin’ Hot Enough For Me
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Transformers Decepticon’d Game
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Girl Gets Lesbianed at a Party
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Lisa Rinna Reminds Us What Plastic Surgery Does To Tits
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The FIrst Cam Girl I Ever Heard of is Ana Voog. She’s Celebrating Her 10 Year Anniversary of Being a Total Exhibitionist Slut
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UK Reality Star Malene Espensen Showin Off Her Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Sluts like Forbidden, Some Chick From Beerfest and a Playboy Playmate Sexy Posing With Guitars….
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Czech Teen Gets Paid To Strip on the Subway Video
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Lap Dances and Pizzas at Some Restaurant in NYC
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Billy Bob Thorton Buys a House in Malibu to be Closer to Angelina
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Sharon Stone Looks Like a Fucking Wreck…
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Bruce Willis Quiz Because You Have Nothing Better to Do Today, Loser
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The Most Useless Night in Hollywood
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Big Brother 6 Pool Orgy Download
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Keely Hazell Lingerie Photoshoot to Jerk off To – Pervert…
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This is old news but I never saw this Michael Jackson Conspiracy Video Before So It’s New To Me
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Some Girl Wu Tanging With Big Ol’ Titties
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Tight Body Chick Named India Wu Tanging..
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Naked Yoga Video
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I hate Caption This Contests – But This One is Funny
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Camel Toe at the Miss Russia Pageant
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Last Night’s Party Makes a Voyeur VIdeo
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TIger Wood’s House Burns to the Ground
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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FInd Pussy in Your Hometown…
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I believe that you can’t get pussy cuz you don’t use this….
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2007

28

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I ran into some people I know who spend some time in LA and they told me that DJ AM, the guy I call gayer than bicycle shorts on an almost weekly basis has told them that he hates me. When I heard that news, I was pretty happy because it means that my message is getting out there, even if it’s reaching lame fucking DJs who bang f-list celebrities who play bar mitzvah music and make way too much fucking money, enough to drive Lamborghinis.

I guess my next target should be Lohan, the day I find out she knows I exist will be better than today’s news.

Either way, here are my links:

Another Booble Porn Minute With Some Hot Tits
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Paris Hilton Goes to Hawaii in Disguise
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Britney Murphey has a Pretty Hot Ass in this Photoshoot
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Maria Sharapova in Action Pictures
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Bride Peeing in a Cup on Her Wedding Day Because She Doesn’t Want to Take off Her Dress…Video
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Hayden Panettiere Painted in a Bikini
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Hot Brazilian Ass Playing Soccer on the Beach
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Brooke Burke’s Hot Ass
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Megan Fox at the Transformers Premiere
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Jail Bait Alert…
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Claire Danes Has Hard Nipples on Leno
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Guy Gets Caught Banging an UGLY fucking Hooker in the Park on Video
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Best and Worst Celebrity Beach Bodies
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Remember Kylie Minogue Performing When She was Hot
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Kylie Minogue on Vacation
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Lucy Pinder in Video With Her Tits
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Coco and Ice T plan a Reality Show You Will Jerk Off To
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Fergie Bouncing Her Boobs Video
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Paris Hilton Stands to Inherit 100 Million Dollars
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Some Howard Stern Impersonator Scares Me
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Truck Driver Picks up a Hooker
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Skipping for God
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Electric Shock Porn Is Fucking Weird
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Pete Doherty Looks Like He’s Going to Die
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Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures from some Shoot
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Michael Jackson’s Kid is Going to Be Fucked or Zorro
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Mariah Carey Camel Toe
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Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly and Little Tits
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Britney Delivers Papers to her Mother in Short Shorts
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Guys Test Out Porn Cliche’s in the Real World
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Dude Hanging By His Balls
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Lohan Had Cocaine in her System
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George Michael May Have Aids
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Eva Mendes Banned Her Dad From Seeing Her Sex Scene
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Krumping at the Driving Range….
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Watch This Dildo Action Wait Til the End…NSFW and Weird
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Pictures from L.A Erotica Show
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This Interview With a Kid Dressed Like a Zombie is Funny
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VH1 Has a Show About Ugly Chicks
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Some Girls Dancing Around, Shaking Their Asses….They Look 18 to Me…
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Girl Wants to Raise 50,000 Dollars Otherwise She Aborts Her Baby
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Gemma Atkinson’s Calendar Spread
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There are 9.5 Million Millionaires, I didn’t make the list this year again…
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Some Dude’s Funny Complaint to an Airline Company….Read it….
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This is NSFW, Girl Swallows Cum Then a Goldfish…
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Crazy Naked Crackwhore Sister
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Some Teen Model Chick Named Brooke Skye Playing Soccer With Her Friend in her Panties.
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Girl Topless on the Treadmill
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Not that you care but some Paris Hiton Bull Shit:

The Paris Hilton Interview Where She Says She Doesn’t Do Drugs
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The paris Hilton Video Where She Does Drugs
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Paris Hilton has Never Done Drugs Part 4
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Paris Hilton has Never Done Drugs Part 3
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Paris Hilton has Never Done Drugs Part 2
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Paris Hilton has Never Done Drugs Part 1
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Larry King and Paris Hilton After the Interview From Kimmel
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You Need This Spray To Get Laid….Because You’ve Got Shitty Game and Are Scared of Women
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2007

27

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I accidentally went in the kitchen and ate food that was in the fridge that had been left over from over a month ago. I was hungry and didn’t think it through. I guess the real highlight of the experience was that I was too lazy to wash a plastic fork I have lying around so I used a spatula with caked on tomato that’s been sitting in my ratty fucking sink for the last 2 months because my wife doesn’t clean and I figure that if I hold out, she’ll crack. I was wrong.

I went to my neighbors to watch the Paris interview, because my life is that pathetic, I lasted about 30 mins before my stomach decided to punish me for being lazy. What I got out of it is that bitch is a business woman and does business things in board rooms with the people who work her businesses and that she’s not a party slut, she’s an aquarius who likes to socialize. She also went on and on and read her shitty writing, forgot to mention me and most importantly forgot to expose herself. She’s full of shit and I am happy I ended up running home to throw up for an hour. She was boring, lacks substance, proves that she is a waste of space and the one thing she wants to change about herself is that her voice gets high pitched when she is nervous, she is trying to pretend to be a wholesome Jesus lover who couldn’t quote the bible, because she never read it. Anyway, Enough of this shit….

I may go out and get drunk tonight. Wait for the update. In the meantime, Click My Links…

Tomb Raider Model Photoshoot Worth A Round….
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Pretty Hysterical Paris on Larry King Clip
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Mariah Carey Showin’ Off Her Tits in Paris
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More Hayden Panettiere Licking Other Things
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Playboy Cybergirl of the Year, Breann McGregor Posing…
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Miley Cyrus Dressed like a Slut and is Underage. Watch Out.
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Dude Makes a Bet With His Wife and Loses. So She Gets to Fuck a Black Dude While He Watches
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Serena Williams Bikini ASs You Probably Don’t Want to Fuck, Her Wallet Is Probably Something You Would Fuck…
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Slut Shay Laren’s Big Tits In Lingerie
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Pimp Beats Up His Whore cuz it’s a Trashy Life…
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Beyonce is a Robot in Concert
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Nicolette Sheridan is a Pretty Hot Old Slut
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Guess the Celebrity Thong
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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Candids that I am Not Going to Be Posting
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Some Self Shot Hot Slut
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This Reporter has Heard Enough About Paris
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Alicia Silverstone’s Got Meth Skin…
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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Pretend to Eat in Gladiator Shoes…
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Sienna Miller Lookin’ Hot in Fuck Me Boots
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Hot To Dance Like a Whitey
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Adriana Lima at the Victoria Secret Beauty Candy Store
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Dad is that you?
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This Jordan Sparks Bitch is 17 but Looks 40
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Playboy the Movie Gets Hef’s Approval
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Some Porn Slut Masturbating in the Gym
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Some Slut Shows Off Her Ass
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A little “Can You Take My Picture while my Bikini Top Falls Off Prank…” video
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Rihanna Lip Slip
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I am Pretty Sure I linked this New See Through Bathing Suit Already, But Whatever….
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Stupid Viral Video that will Get People a TV Deal
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Zoo Weekly Has Made Lots of Sluts Famous – Here Are A Lot of Them
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart I May Have Posted
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You Need Sex, Since I can’t Be There For You, Try This…
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2007

26

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Some guy messaged me today telling me that his 6 year old has better grammar than me. I told him to give me his email because I’d like him to write the site for me. He didn’t pull through but I know that there would be nothing funnier than having a 6 year old write about Paris Hilton’s ass or some shit. Looks like that dream isn’t going to happen though.

I am trying to find ways to make the site better without actually working. I am pretty sure one day the golden idea will come to me but until then, here are my links.


Alanis Morissette is Fucking Ugly Even in a Bikini
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Justin Doesn’t Care that Jessica Biel has a Dick when she wears Tank Tops and Tight Jeans
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Some Asshole Gets Lohan’s Email and Harasses Her Without Realizing That That is My Fucking Dream
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WIll Ferrell Hits the Internet with Viral Videos With Some Kid Named Pearl
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Hilary Duff Showing Off Her Toned Body in a Bikini Video
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Elisha Cuthbert Slowly Tries to Bring Her Sexy Back and by Slowly I mean Really Fucking Slowly, this bitch is a Disaster…
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Some Playboy Party Pictures With Lenka Janistova
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Kristin Cavallari is a Drunken Whore In a Low Cut Dress
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This is the Dutch Babe of the Year, Her Name is Fatima Moreira de Melo
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Some Dude Fucks his Secretary Not Sure if it’s Real
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Quentin Tarantino Sucks on some Bitch’s Toes
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Kelly Clarkson is Fat in Fuck Me Boots
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Kelly Clarkson is Still Fat in Stupid Shirts
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Girl Deep Throats on Cam and Throws Up
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Some Breast Hidden Camera Video
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Rosie Dresses Her Kid Up in Bullets to Make a Point
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I always Loved Kate’s Playground and her Hoof… Nice to See She’s Still Working….
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Girl Gets Bottle Rocket Shot Out of her Ass
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A Little Dog Humping Video Action
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A Reader Writes About Rosie Dressing Her Kid Up in Bullets in the Forum
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This Bunny Destroys this Cat and it’s fucking Sexy…
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Paula Abdul is Crazy and Has a New Show and Tits in this Photoshoot
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Some Amateur Sex Video
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Dog Licks Pam Anderson’s Tit
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Paris Hilton Drew A Picture for TMZ Owner and Didn’t Send me Shit
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Some Bikini Shoot With Some Whore Named Chris Thomson
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Dude Swims in a Grease Dumpster
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This Photographer is From Montreal and That Means So Are the Nipples in these Pictures
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Cops Taking Down Skateboard Punks….
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Some Chick Bouncing Around to Shitty Country Music in her Underwear
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Some Benz Honks Down an Old Lady Crossing the Street
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Some Coney Island Mermaid Parade Video
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Some Coney Island Mermaid Parade With Sluts
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Some Girl Fucks a Fish
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Lookin’ Good Kim Kardashian
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Dina Lohan Used Cocaine when Pregnant with Lindsay…No Big Surprise…
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Creepy Club Kids with Dildos and Song….
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Steroids could be the Cause of the WWE Double Murder Suicide…Sad
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Hilary Duff is Slowly Getting Hotter as Time Goes On…
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Hot Ass Tattoo
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Picture 4
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Life’s Too Short For the Wrong Job…
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Joss Stone Tattoos Her Head…
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Some Dude Catches a Pedophile on MSN – I can’t read what’s going on but I used to do pranks like that…
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Emma Watson from Harry Potter is 17 and Has tits
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Some CNN Reporter is 4 Months Pregnant, Had a Shotgun Wedding and Hid it All From Everyone…
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Some Reader Sends Me Death Threats Because I Refuse to Link this Garbage
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Cum on Mary Kate Olsen
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Cam Girl Brianna and Her Really Short Skirt
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What is this Mangina Shit?
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Use this Site to Find Dates to Use That Spray On…
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2007

25

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have a new email buddy who writes me stories about how her boyfriend fingerbangs her and how she once accidentally made out with a dog. She told me about going home with some random dude who had fat chick porn mags sprawled out all over his shitty apartment and how she woke up not knowing whether he raped her or not. I find this kind of shit inspiring. I’m thinking I should go out there and live more than sticking to a computer and reading/writing useless drivel, but I really have no where to go – so I’ll just keep relying on the few of you who actually aren’t too scared to venture out of your house…like this bitch who passes out on creepy dude’s floors and wake up wondering whether dude stuffed her or not….

This is shit that I was sent or that I went to today. Doesn’t mean shit’s amazing but I think it’s worth checking out. If you’re wondering why it is long, it always is because I am compensating for a short cock.

Here are the links:

Hot Chick Jumpin Around in a Bikini With Her Huge Tits and a Hot Ass Shake in Slow Motion
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Rosario Dawson Likes Chicks Because She Has a Dick
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Jenna Jameson’s New Tranny Look at Erotica Show in LA
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Megan Fox Maxim Photoshoot Video Cuz You Want to Fuck Her
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Fill in the Blank Homer Simpson – Test Your Simpson Knowledge Because You’re Bored and Lookin for a Good Time in all Different Ways.
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Kate Beckinsale’s Got Legs
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More Christine Lakin I want to Fuck
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Petra Nemcova Shows Off her Tits
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Busty Blonde Named Trixie Flashes
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Julia Stiles With Her Topless Friend
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You don’t need a seatbelt with these airbags…
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Spoiled Cunt Get Mad Wen Her Mom Gives Her a Lexus
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Girls Flashing at a Party
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John Tavolta’s Got a Lace Front
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Big Brother Brazil Gets Good Pool Footage, Hot Asses and Nip Slips
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Angelina Jolie Skinny and Out With Her Kid and by kid I mean Tits
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Ashton Kutcher Checking Out his stepDAUGHTER’s tits
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Brandon Davis Gets Pussy From This Chick in a Red Bikini
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Masturbation – Temporary Sexual Pleasure with Many Dangers….
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Rose McGowan in Arena Magazine
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Missy Peregrym is from Montreal and I want to See Her Naked
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Rebeca Cabral is a Brazilian Bikini Model Posing Video
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Hugh Hefner Says He’d Still Pay Paris to Pose….But Her Mom Won’t Let Her…
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Hayden Panettiere Pumping Gas
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Cameron Diaz Offends Peruvians
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The Evolution of Burt Reynolds from 1960 to Today
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WWE Wrestler and His Family Found Dead…Weird
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Penelope Cruz and Her Asian Friend
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More Christina Aguilera Big Ol Tit Pictures
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Rachel Hunter Hard Nipples..
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Dita Von Tease – Topless and Body Painted
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Kerri Russel’s Post Pregnancy Ass
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Playboy Photoshop’s Model’s Belly Button Out
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Megan Fox at the Screening of Transformers
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Flashing Girl Causes a Car Accident
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Posh Spice is Going to be a Cheerleader
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Eva Mendes Wanted to be a Nun and Now She’s A Slut You Jerk Off To…
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Kate Moss Has Some Crazy Floppy Skin on her Legs I Want to Lick
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Britney No Bra Spears
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Paris Exposed Tags Paris’ House – Amazing…WHy Didn’t one of You FUck’s Do that For me?
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Drunk John Stamos Interview….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Bridget Fonda Tits in Video
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Some Fat Chick Named Beth Ditto Performing With Her Fat Tits Because She’s Doing All She Can Before the Stroke Hits.
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Neo Nazi Dude Who Shot People Up in Utah after Escaping Prison…Has Nice Tattoos…
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Ben Affleck Penis Action
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Some Shemale Cut Off It’s Legs Because It’s Supposed to be Some Kind of Insane Disorder and It’s on Jerry Springer…It’s fucking disgusting…
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Indiana Jones on Set in Costume Reminding Us He’s Too Old to be in Movies…
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Sarah Silverman is Ugly and in her Bra in Rolling Stone
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Brad and Angelina think “I LOVE YOU” is for Pussies…I think Angelina Jolie is For Pussy Too.
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Topless Photoshoot
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New Amy Winehouse Video Because There Won’t Be Many Before She Dies of a Drug Overdose
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The First Feature Length Movie on Youtube Sucks
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Picture 2
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K-Fed’s Baby Momma Shar Jackson has a 16 Year Old Son…She’s 30
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Use This Site to Find Pussy
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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2007

21

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I feel bad for Perez Hilton. I never visit his website. I resent his success in doing pretty much the same thing I do. I hate that people listen to someone so ugly and turn to him as an authority. But dude is getting beat the fuck up by the paparazzi agencies. The reality is they have bigger legal budgets than him and I fucking hate the paparazzi. I was sent an email with this article about how he’s being taken down hard for not having the right to post their pictures and I guess when he does finally get shut down because the paparazzi will win, it will only be a matter of time before taking down sites like mine. Enjoy it while it lasts…

Here are my links…


Pam Anderson’s Almost Nipple Slip on Conan Last Night
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Shot by Kern is a Nude Photograher’s Video of a Photoshoot of Two Young Sluts.
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Kate Moss Shows Off Her Sexy Skinny Legs
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Britney Spears Wants You to Smell Like Her Ass
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Nikki Flashback’s Striptease Video
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Noeia is a Peurto RIcan Singer and This is Her Sex Tape…
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Pussy Cat Doll Nip Slip
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Girls Peeing in Public Video
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Some Japanese Breast Licking Video
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Gemma Atkinson Partying and Showing Off Her Big Ol Tits
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Beyonce in the Hot Tub
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Ashlee Simpson in a Salon Lookin’ at Herself in the Mirror
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Rihanna Has a New Video and Wears Booty Shorts…
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This is the Joy of Summer in Nude Picture
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Rosario Dawson’s Amazing Legs in GQ
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A Weird Sex Death
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Some New York Traffic Reporter was in Playboy
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Sophie Howard Nude in Nuts Magazine
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Halle Berry Fucking in Monster Ball Clip
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A Nipple Slip is Like Instant Viagra Video
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What the fuck is this
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Tara Reid Lookin’ Alright and Busty
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Kelly Clarkson was a Puker in High School – Obviously She Grew Out of that One
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Sean Preston Spears Federline Drives an Escalade Like his Bottom Feeding Father
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Club Paris Changed Its Name
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I hate the Beastie Boys, But You Probably Don’t. Stream the New Album.
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Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Sing a Song Together in Video Because I love Her
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Read This Psycho Cell Phone Stalker Story…It’s Insane
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Pete Doherty Sings Some Disney in Concert Cuz He Bangs Kate Moss
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Kim Kardashian’s Got Big Tits
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Katherine McPhee Gets Wasted and Slutty on Stage
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Some Naked Dude Gets Thrown Off a Jetski Video
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Guide to the Hottest Hollywood Cougars
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Brooke Hogan is a Tranny I’d Like to Fuck
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Eva Longoria Lookin’ Hot in a Metallic Bathing Suit…
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Some Crazy Chick Fight at the Beach
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Controversial Yogurt Ad from Brazil
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Mandy Moore’s New Album Has Lots About Zack Braff – Who Cares…Oh and it was with Rachel Bilson…
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Lohan in Rehab on the Beach in a Bikini…I Want to Go To Rehab…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Janeane Garofalo Looks Like a Hardcore Lesbian I Wouldn’t Want to See in Action…
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Idiots Jump Their Car
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Tara Reid Makes Out With Some Dude
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Famous Chick Named Katja Schuurman from the Netherlands in a Bikini
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Paris Hilton Gets 1,000,000 Dollars for Her First Out of Jail Interview…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cam With Her Compilation Webcam Video
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Find Pussy in Your Hometowm….
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Use This Spray to Get Laid….You Need It…
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2007

20

Jun

I am- stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been listening to a group of black guys doing smoke shows with their 1990 Pontiac for the last fucking hour. All I can smell is burnt rubber and all I can hear is squealing in my ears. I am annoyed but don’t want to go outside because today is not my day to get shot. I figure if they are crazy enough to do smoke shows, motherfucker is crazy enough to throw me in the trunk and drive away,. In case you were wondering, I sit on a computer all day and I am not very strong….so I’ll just keep listening and hope this smell gets me high.

Here are my links…

Megan Fox and her Hot Maxim Shoot Because She’s Always hot
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Tricia Helfer Did Playboy and Now Does FHM
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Hayden Panettiere Makes Out With Her TV Dad
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Christina Aguilera is Pregnat, Big Breasted and Braless
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Johnny Knoxville Talks About Bush as he Does and Doesn’t Video
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Jessica Alba Has One Night Stands
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Paulina Rubio See Through Nipples While Performing
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Vida Guerra FHM 2006 Shoot Video Because Hot Fat Ass is Timeless
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Rachel Bilson Lookin Boring But Still Worth a Round
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Mishca Barton’s Future On Screen Lesbian Lover
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Beyonce on the Beach. They Say There’s a Nip Slip But I don’t See it
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Jessica Biel Bends Over for Justin Timberlake’s Mom
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Naked Bond Girls From Yesteryear
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Haggis Chick is an Amateur Photographer From Flickr Who Gets Naked
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A List of Obscure Dating Sites that Suite Your Niche
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Girls on the Beach Gallery
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See Your Vagina from the Inside and Give it to your Mom for Mother’s Day Since She Made it and Other Erotic Sculptures
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This is What Happens When You Lose 300 Lbs…I think being Fat is Better…Fatty.
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Pam Anderson Playboy Tribute Video
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Miley Cyrus is Billy Ray’s 14 Year Old Daughter and Will be 18 in 4 Years and You’ll Still Be in Your Mom’s Basement
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Crazy in Court Gun Fight
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Some Reporter Fucks Up
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Jennifer Aniston at some Book Event Not Lookin’ Hot…
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Paris Hilton Wrote Someone From Jail and that Someone Isn’t Me….My Fingers are Crossed Though…
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Money Talks Porn Clip Because Everyone Has a Price
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Israeli Defense Forces Girls Posing like the Dangerous Sluts they Are…
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Natalia Paris is a Columbian Top Model and this is her in Lingerie…
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These Losers Work at CollegeHumor and You Probably visit That Site Making You a Fucking Loser by Association. God I hate you….
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Drunk Party Girl Shows Her Cauliflowered Asshole
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New Sex Fetish Called Bagging
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A Bra Causes the Sewer to Collapse
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The Clinton’s Spoof the Sopranos
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Fergie on the Cover of Shape Magazine
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Britney Spears is Drinking Again
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Naomi Campbell’s Got Hard Nipples
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Jewel in Court
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Some Pervert Watches 2 Drunk Kids Getting it On
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Pam Anderson’s Tits and Her Bodyguard Lover….
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Angelina Jolie is 98 Lbs and Looks Amazing…Maybe She Got AIDS from an AIDS Baby….
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Man Gets Disability for Being Addicted to Heavy Metal…You Should Try it With Porn at least you wouldn’t be Lying….
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Japanese Sex In the Elevator Video
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Renee Zellweger is Fucking Scary Looking…
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Paris Hilton is Starving Herself. Nothing She Isn’t Used To….
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Jack Osborne Used to Bang Paris Hilton
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Gynecologist Imposter
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Find Pussy in Your Hometown Because There Are Sluts Everywhere, Even Sluts That Would Waste Their Time On You…
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