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2007

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I got wasted last night. It started out with red wine at my amputee friend’s house, we finished off about 3 shitty bottles before heading out to some ratty bar with a big breasted barmaid who coulda been a man. I met some cam girl I recognized from about 5 years ago who didn’t appreciate my harassing emails back when I did it on a smaller scale, because before starting this site I perfected my craft by one-on-one harassment that no one liked. Now I do it big scale and people still don’t like it, but I still introduced myself and she claims she remembered the creepy shit I used to send her, she also claims that she found it really funny at the time…I guess I was so funny that she had to block my IP address and threaten me with lawsuits….

Then I went to a hipster party and I was fucking wasted because the tranny with huge boobs gave me too much vodka at the bar, if that’s possible. That hipster scene is all about being gay, it’s like look how gay a gay can gay and their only validity is to have their pictures taken while trying to out gay each other. You’d think it’d be a good place for dirty pics of naked chicks in the bathroom, but I have no skills at getting girls naked. I am hung over, my wife is fucking driving me crazy and I haven’t put on my pants yet…

Here are my links for the day….

Lohan in Party Action With Cory Kennedy and other Hipster Trash
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Luna’s Hot Ass and titties….
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Amazing Kellie Pickler Video – Made me Laugh
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Some Girl Shaving
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Mistress, the bondage kind – Photoshoot
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Girls in a Wedgie Fight
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Interview with a Squeegee Kid that Makes me Laugh.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Mullet Action…Cuz Mullets Aren’t Played Out At All
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Pete Doherty is Fucking Cool and Fucks Super Models
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Something Called the Perfect Husband Video
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Crazy Ski Jump
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Party Nip Slip…
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Inside Anna Nicole’s Funeral
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Hot Celebrity Thonged Ass
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Drunk Dude on the Luggage Belt in the Airport
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Hooters Girl VIdeo
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Creepy Picture of the Day
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Cam Girl VIdeo
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Video of Some Girl Trying to Be Funny….
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Weird Asian Kiss and Crotch Shot Video
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Tits and Ass Party Video
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Creepy Stump Video
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Carli Banks Bikini Beach Action
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Another Stump Video For You
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Naked Stump Action VIdeo
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Weird Naked Blog Where The Girl Who Writes It Posts Naked Pics of Herself
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Weird Lastnightsparty Video With Lastnightsparty Sleaze
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Spring Break String Bikini Dog Walk
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Cobrsnake does Kiddy Porn
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Parisian Public Nudity
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Elizabeth Hurley Got Married – Now Look at Her Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Flickr NIpple Licking…
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Teddybears Have A New Video (from 2 weeks ago)
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Some Pakistani Chick is a Vivid Contract Girl
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Antonella Barba SInging Celine Dion
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Victoria SIlvstedt in her Lingerie cuz She’s a Cunt.
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kid Caught Singing Gnarls Barkley Funny Video
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Jared Leto Got Beat Up
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You are a Virgin. Change That.
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2007

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I switched servers and have no email and the site was running like shit, but I think we’re back on. I couldn’t do that many posts because I was trying to sort this shit out. It was a stressful time, but the site is loading faster than ever. Rumor has it that a fast loading site will get me 10 new readers so I won’t have to waste my time with your hurtbag ass. It’s like being stuck at the party with the socially awkward born again christian who keeps running his mouth off about how bad partying is and trying to escape only to find the other 10 people in the room are weird fat dudes who live in their mom’s basements jerking off. That’s how I feel everyday of my life because of you…

Speaking of being stuck talking to someone at a party, I got this email scoop which is amazing…

Dear Jesus,

I was at an Oscar Party on Sunday night and got stuck behind Paris Hilton. She was talking to her sister about how should couldn’t wait to get home and smoke 1000 joints. I wasn’t too surprised to hear such a stupid thing out of such a stupid women.

She went on to talk about how happy she was that Nicole and Joel were together because Nicole is so funny. That’s how she described her. They started talking about engagement rings and how they are a great publicity stunt, so when I saw Richie rocking a ring this week, I wasn’t at all surprised. Sick people who live and die for attention.

The most interesting piece of information that she said a the party was that Lindsay Lohan has herpes but doesn’t tell anyone and that’s gross.

You don’t have to believe this actually happened, but it did. There’s no way to prove it other than to wait and see the stories slowly surface.

I love the site, keep it up and I’ll keep sending you scoops when I come across them.

I am the new fucking Perez Hilton, only substantially cooler.

Now with yesterday’s links I never got posted….

Live Steam Anna Nicole’s Funeral – If It’s Still On
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Monster Dick Porn
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Booble News By a Topless Chick
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Amateur Titty Fuck Video That is NSFW
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Speedo Snow Day Video
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Keeley Hazell Is Sexy on the Beach…Slut….
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Sunny Leone Lingerie Pics, I don’t know who she is, but she has a vagina and that’s a decent start
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Hot Freckles Sweetheart
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Nasty Oscar WInner – Helen Mirren Doesn’t Wear Panties
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More Britney Spears Sharing Her Bikini Pics
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Hepatitis Scare – The Health Department Letter
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Pranks on Hot Girls
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Puppy Master
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Big Gross Booty
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Bitch Touching her Toes
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Sophie Monk Cameltoe
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A vice do that’s not for a Jew
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Hot Toe Touching VIdeo You’ll Love
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Scout Willis Drinkin’ Wine in France Cuz She’s 15
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Gwenyth Goe to the Gym
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Absinthe Competiton
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Skateboard Slalom
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One Legged Skier Finishes the Race – Who Cares
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Jael Strauss is a Contestant on America’s Next Top Model…But She Did Some Nude Modeling in Her Pre-Reality TV Past
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Girls in Maid’s Outfits
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Hot Flickr Pictures
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Some Crazy Italian Teacher Cuts of a Kids Tongue
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This is what happens when you cheat on your girlfriend
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Some Slut Named Alina Vacariu
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This Video is Called Sexy Best Friends
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Spray to Get Laid
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2006

Jul

I am – StepLINKS of the Day

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I guess the highlight of the weekend was my trip to the hospital. Not because I think hospitals are fun, because I am always convinced the doctor is going to tell me that I have cancer or that I am dying of liver disease or some shit, but because hospitals attract the weirdest people ever. After walking myself to the Emergency Room, I got stuck in triage with some 400 pound crackhead who was braggin to a buddy about how he needed anti-viral meds and that he tried killing himself. I am guessing it was HIV so I tried to stay on the other side of the room. These links aren’t HIV so click them. Cuddles.

New York Dolls on the Henry Rollins Show, Fuck You.GO

Masuimi Max Picture Gallery Post GO

This Dude Reads The Site and Wanted Me to Promote Him GO

Art Brut is some Band, This is their mp3 GO

Howard Stern Gets a Bitch on All Fours Naked GO

Erotic Art You Can Masturbate To GO

UltraSlut is a Link Dump With Lots of Sexy Shit GO

Designer Labia Reduction Surgery Testimonials GO

Labia Reduction Surgery Before and After Pictures GO

Vote for the next Booble Girl Go

I love medical equipment, it’s so sexy GO

Liz Hurley Does Jordache GO

Prank Calls Make Me Laugh, So Fuck With Someone You Hate GO

More Jessica Simpson Bikini For You GO

Bai Ling Loves The Mic GO

Tania Do Nascimento’s Friend Exposes Her Tit GO

Topless Aerobics is Always Sexy GO

Hipsters By The Pool In Very Little Clothing GO

Hilary Duff Gallery For You to Vomit On GO

Storm from Rockstar Supernova has Slutty Nude Pics HO

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2006

May

I am – Linking Dumps of the Day

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By Dumps I mean Whores not Poo….So we’ve found a few interesting links today that were worth checking out, but not worth posting on. It happens alot and I figured it’d be a good service to you, if I posted them….Point is if you feel our links suck or if you have some links for us to check out send them to us. Honestly, surfing the internet is tedious and if you do the work for me, I am a much happier person. It is midnight and I am drunk but not too drunk to put a Submit Links Link Here that you will click to submit links to us… Cuddles….

Vanessa Minnillo Nipples from ’04…
Some Random Dirt Bag of Girl on Flickr
Pj Harvey Upskirt and her Massive Bush
Who is Rita G, and Why is She Naked on Stern?
Weird Art and I Don’t Understand Russian
Rhianna’s New Video SOS on YouTube Gave “Just Jeff” a Boner
Then “Just Jeff” Bought This Hat, Don’t Ask….