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2007

19

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Not leaving your house makes for a pretty exciting fucking existence. I made my way out for my daily 1 block walk to stay fit and to realize that it’s too fucking hot outside for me and that I am at the age where I listen to the weather warnings to stay inside because I like to think of myself as having the health of an 85 year old. On my walk I saw some drunken dude in a stupid fucking outfit, I’m talking leather chaps and long greasy hair, staggering around and realized that it should have been me. I liked all the attention he got from the people walking by, giving him dirty looks and crossing the street to not cross paths with him. I wanted to get it on video, but I don’t have a camera anymore so I have to write my Day Dreams out instead. The fucking thing broke last week and Best Buy won’t replace it. If I was smart, I’d find the contact email of the marketing fucker at Best Buy for all of you to email him. So if you have it send it my way. I want a fucking refund. Poor people can’t afford cameras to begin with, but I borrowed the 200 dollars from my wife in hopes of making it big on the internet and now I can’t get the broken camera replaced. I guess it just sucks to be me.

What doesn’t suck is the stepHOTLINE so here is the stepHOTLINE Message of the Day –

I need a Better way to Link This Shit and this Bitch Needs Puppies…
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Call the stepHOTLINE – Today’s Question is – What are you wearing?
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Now Here are My Links….Click Them….

Bachelorettes of the Year
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Lesbian Samantha Ronson Takes a Shot at Candy Spelling Because I Hear She Likes Candy…In Her Vagina…
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Holly Madison May Be Pregnant With Hugh Heffner’s Kid. It’s Called Her Retirement Plan.
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Some Chick Named Hadise Upskirt
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Jennifer Garner on the Beach
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Some Hot Blonde Chick Parties Hardcore
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Cameron Diaz in Tight Jeans
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Joss Stone Gallery – Because Everyone Finds Her Ugly But Me
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Hilary Duff Posing Sexy
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Fergie is a Drunk
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OJ Simpson Book Hits the Internet – Read Some Excerpts – Motherfucker’s Crazy
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Lara Flynn Boyle Hides Behind a Parking Meter Because She’s a Skinny Bitch
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Kimmy Stewart’s Sister Named Ruby is Hotter than Her
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Mandy Moore Photoshoot Outtakes
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Room Full of Naked Women Video
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Some Paris Hilton Look-a-Like Gets Invited to Some Shitty Red Carpet Event. Perez Hilton was Invited Too So It All Makes Sense…
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Evangeline Lilly Gives the Finger Cuz She’s a Cunt
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Dude Finds Away To Get His Girlfriend to Let Him Cum in Her Ass
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I hate friends – But I don’t Mind Jennifer Aniston Taking Off Her Bra Video
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Some Slut Named Maggie Q
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Miranda Kerr is Some Slut in Lingerie
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Howard Stern Orgasm Video With 3 Chicks and a Modified Power Tool
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Lil Kim Slimmin’ Down and Hangin’ Out
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Evangeline Lilly Dresses Up Like a Farmer
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Victoria Beckham Has Awesome Tits
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Rad Girls Makeout With Old Dudes
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Dude gets a Guitar Smashed On His Head
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Rockin’ Bikini I’d Hate To See My Wife In
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Dude Has A Massive Foot
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Ballwork for Dudes is an Exercise Video You’ll Like To Watch
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Redheaded Chick Hides When Amy Winehouse Makes Out With Her Boyfriend….
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Carmen Electra Dancing on Stage
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Some Girl With Big Tits on Youtube
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Liz Hurley Dressed Like an Angel
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Brad Pitt’s Mom Hangs Out With Jennifer Aniston – Who Cares.
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Britney Spears is Suing Clear Channel
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NSFW- FLESHFLICKS- Sex On The Train
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Funny Labiaplasty Ad
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You Need Menergy
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Some Big Brother Chick Takes a Shower
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Nicole Pregnant Joke for You
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UK Popstar named Louise Redknapp In a Bikini
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81 Year Old Man Runs a Redlight and the Whole Police Force Takes Him Down
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Fucked By A Werewolf
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Some Fishing Slut
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Map on Boobs Prank
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Dude Can’t Drive
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Some Handicapped Dude Dancing
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This Spray Will Get You Laid…That’s the Story I Heard…
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If Sprays Aren’t Your Thing Use This To Find Sluts
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2007

18

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was walking by the water this past weekend and saw the coolest couple I’ve ever seen. they were fully white poor trash and dude looked a fucking wreck with ratty hair, some trashy tank top and was rockin’ a Speedo. He was holding his wife’s hand and bitch was in a pair of the tightest and shortest cut off jean shorts and some kind of halter top that showed off her tits. These motherfuckers were so fucking big, collectively 100 pounds overweight each, but they just didn’t give a fuck. Her tits were so long and exposed, hanging to her belly button but dangling off the side of her body. His speedo was buried beneath he gut that I didn’t think dude had pants on. Beer in each hand spending a romantic day together, made me realize that that should be me. I am just too self conscious to rock that shit in public or in private, I am not talking about the speedo, even though I tried one on once in the 80s and just couldn’t stomach the thought of wearing that shit while claiming to be a straight man. But the speedo isn’t really what I’d be embarrassed about, letting the world think I am in love with a beast of a wife with her disgusting fat tits hanging out is where I draw the fucking line. I would never hold my wife’s hand in public, I want people thinking that she’s my sister or some shit.

Either way, here are my stepHOTLINE Messages of the Day

Drunken Dialing Call Number 1
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Drunken Dialing Call Number 2
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And Here are My Links…..


Obama Girl From Youtube Fame is Today’s Maxim Girl of the Day
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Amazing Paris Hilton Birthday Cake You Need to See
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Some Girl Wants You To Buy Her Fishnets
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Lohan cancels her 21st birthday which means no upskirts for you
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Bai Ling is crazy
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Greek Maria Menounos tits, Cuz Greeks Like it in the Bum
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Blindfolded people have to figure out if they’re touching ass or chicken
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Maria Sharapova cameltoe upskirt –
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Gary Coleman is black and desperate for money, surprise surprise-
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Airbag ruins guy’s balls
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Beyonce is Big in a bikini
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Adriana Lima photoshoot –
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Cam girl in camo
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Some Chick With Disgusting Hair Posing
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Asian girls touching their boobs in white bikinis –
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Naked girl with hairdryer cord between her legs –
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Heather Lawless reviews this ass piercing –
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Steven Tyler and Janice Dickinson is the same person
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Nikki’s Strip Dance
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Lucy Pinder lingerie shoot
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Decorate your house with living dominatrix’s
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Lipstick lesbians Sandy and Jana
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Alessandra Ambrosio bathing suit pictures
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How to pick up the office intern
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Kate Hudson is gonna get foot fungus
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Steven Tyler and Janice Dickinson is the same person
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Some Crazy China Man Gets Run Over By A Bus
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This band is thanking me in their Liner Notes…May Not Be a Big Deal To You, But it is to Me
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Hot Rachel Bilson Posing Pics You’ve Probably Already Seen
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Leaked Michael Moore Movie Called Sicko
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Camel Drinking a Coke
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Some Michael Jackson Fan
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Girl Getting Her Tit Sucked at some Montreal Party
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Joanna Krupa in Ralph Magazine
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Yahoo! Rips off a Blogger
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Nadine Cole Has Won Best Legs in Pop
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Some Chick Named Amanda Braun Posing
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Some Chyna Doll and her Massive Fake Everything
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Holly Madison Pre-Playboy Hooters Road Trip
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Tyra Banks Teaches Girls How To Pee
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Meth Oh Meth Video
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Some Chick Named JennaVee Naked and Posing With Weird Shoes On
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Some Old Lohan See Through Pics – Cuz She’s in Rehab But I Still Remember Her Tits
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Some Bikini Contest If You Like Bikinis
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Japanese Hot Oil Massage Video
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Some Dude Loses an Insane Amount of Weight
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Some Chick Plays With Her Tits in the Camera
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Grandfather Letting People Know Why He’s Hot – Amazing
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Japanese Port-o-Potty Prank I Don’t Get
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Coolest Hair in a Mug Shots
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Football in Pussy Video You Don’t Wanna Watch But Will Cuz You’re a Pervert
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Drunk Shaming Gallery You’ve Probably Seen Before
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Some Chick and Her Bowling Strike…
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Top Gear Bloopers
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Disgusting NSFW Vagina Piercing…It’s Disgusting and NSFW
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Find Vagina In Your City
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If Using the Internet Doesn’t Find You Pussy, You Can Always Use This Spray. I hear it works….if you have a little game…because it doesn’t do the talking for you….
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2007

15

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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This is a story I wrote in an email today that I am recycling here because like someone said in the comments, that Paris letter wiped me out. I even had to go to the post office, interact with people and include my home phone number to send it out. I am hoping it gets me sued or a response but reality is, it probably won’t get to her…it also took me over an hour to write out on toilet paper, despite what people think. I tried scanning it as proof, it worked out pretty shitty, but it’s enough proof for me to let you know what sounded like a bad joke, happened.


Shitty Scan of Paris Letter on Toilet Paper Before Sending It
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Anyway, I had an unfortunate run-in with the custom department today because a company sent me up a box full of rubber vaginas to review for the site. They told me that the value listed at 7 dollars was too low and that one rubber vagina alone cost well more than 7 dollars, I told them that they were defective and that a box full of broken vaginas is like a box full of broken dreams. It made me laugh so I decided to share the story with you….the custom girl wasn’t as impressed as I expect you to be, which isn’t very impressed but take your barely there level of impressed and divide it in 2 and that’ll leave you with 10 times more impressed than this bitch. I was never good in math so I have no idea what I just said.

Here are my links….

Introduce Yourself
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Brooke Hogan and Her Tits that I Think Are Fake
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Johnny Depp on an Asian Talkshow
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Cameron Diaz’s Surfing Ass From a Month Ago That Everyone is Posting Today
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Lesbian Surfers on TV
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Rebecca Romijn Lookin’ Hot in this Ad Campaign
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Paris Hilton Cupcakes that Made Me Laugh because I am Trying to Exploit her Too
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Topless News of the Week
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Check out the archive of Price Is Right Models of Yesteryear…It’s the new porn….
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Tara Reid Rockin’ Some Uggs Like it Was 2002
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Victoria Beckham’s Nipples Do The Today Show
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14 Year Old Liked Eating Her Own Hair Like it was Food Video…
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iPod Ad’s Got Bush
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Bianca Gascoigne Nipslip
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Nicole Richie is Preggers
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Coco’s Tits and Their 2007 Calendar Shoot Video
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Lohan is Being Sued for a Crash That Happened in 2005
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Elisha Cuthbert Lookin’ Fat While Shopping…
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Some Insanely Busty Chick Taking a Shower
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Some Dude Gets Smacked By a Security Guard
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Cruel Cops Beat a Woman and Kid Apparently
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Heather Graham Vintage Nude Pics
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Backstage With Nude Model Luba
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Woody Harrelson and McConaughey Burn a Spliff
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Some Dude Gets Squeezed By 2 Chicks in Bikinis
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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pics from some Calendar Shoot in Asia
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Teen Whore Model Pure Dee Humps a Pillow
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Rod Stewart’s Loser Son Is in Jail for an Assault that Happened 2 Months Ago
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Paris Hilton was Visited by a Plastic Surgeon When She Was Under House Arrest Maybe She’s Trying to Get a New Face for When She Escapes
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Angelina Joke Wearing a Cheap Dress But Still Lookin Good Enough For You To Jerk Off To
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The Olsen’s are Finally 21
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Wild Cat Poops in a Car
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Some Grl in Pretty Much No CLothes Dancing and Bending and Splitting in Ways Only a Pro Could Do…
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Some Chick Named Elsa Pataky Photoshoot in Lingerie
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K-Fed Knocked Up Some Slut for the 3rd Time
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Kathy Hilton Supports Barbara Walters
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Funny Car Mishap
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Some Chick Shakin Her Bare Fat Ass
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Jamie Pressly Bikini Magazine
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This Dude is the Founder of Church of Satan’s Grandson and He’s a Total Pussy
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Megan Fox is Hot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Buy This Spray It May Help Get You Laid
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2007

14

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I heard a story of a gay landlord who takes in helpless crackhead men and turns them into his sex projects by offering them a warm bed for a small price. I thought it was a good strategy for some of you to find love only this story ended with the crackhead and the landlord having a falling out and the crackhead going to the police to report that the landlord had raped it and after spending a night in jail the crackhead send 5 other crackheads to the landlord’s house to beat him down. I guess the point of the story is to not be gay.

stepHOTLINE Message of the Day


Heroin Reader Tells Us About His First Blowjob
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Heroin Reader Gives Us His “Where Are They Now Update
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You Can Leave Me A Message By Following This Instructions
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If I knew How To Convert To mp3, This Feature Would Work Out Better For Me

Either way, lots of links for you to click, because I have no social life, so do it. You know this is the best linkdump on the internet…

Alternate Ending of the Sopranos that You’ll Like
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Vera Jordanova From Hostel 2 Posing For FHM Hot
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Meg Ryan in a Bikini with Her 2 Purchased Kids
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The Britney Spears Upskirt I Ignored Because I’ve Already Seen Her Box and That Means She’s Dead to me
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Some Lucy Pinder Lookin’ Hot in some Air Force Outfit for Our Troops in Iraq
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Pregnant and Naked Jordan/Katie Price for You to Get Off To Mr Ready To Drop Fetish Motherfucker
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Some Obscure “Celebrity” Named Davorka Tovilo Serious See Through
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Stephanie Seymore is 38 and FUCKING Hot….and Naked
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Some Chick Named KT Tunstall Singing Some Song – Don’t Ask me Why I posted this…
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Americans are Stupid Video from Australia
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Cunt Sarah Silverman Trying to Be Funny for Vice
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Akon’s New Song With Some Obnoxious “Exclusive Voice Over”
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Does Anyone Know What This Video is About?
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Naked Ping Pong Video
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Some Slut Named Brooke Adams is Lookin’ Pretty Hot in a Bikini
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Tony’s is Funnier than Me and Gets Old Ladies to Make Out
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Some Creepy Lohan Family Movies Video
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Britney Spears Wears Short Shorts
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This Teacher is Amazing
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Check Out This Crazy Feminist Named Vagina Lady
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Kite Surfing Goes Wrong
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Psycho Chick Going Off On Security at the Baseball Game
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Hot Girls Playing Around on Webcam
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Some Chick Named Aida Yespica Does a Topless Performance. I Don’t Know Who She Is…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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One of my readers wrote a book about getting raped by his stepmother…Buy it if you know how to read
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This is what I call College Beer Tits
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Anotonio Banderas Rides Timberlake Cuz They Are Gay
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Eminem is Going to Reveal Details of Fucking Mariah Carey on his Next Album. I bet it comes out that she has a Dick
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Big Assed Sex Tape Armenian Accessory to Criminals Kim Kardashian is the Next Pussy Cat Doll
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Matthew McConaughey Asked Girls to Take Off their Tops and Do Girl-on-Girl Action for his New Movie
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Katherine Heigl Has Awesome Tits, This is Her Story
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Kelly Clarkson is a Lesbian
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Lohan Plans Revenge Against Her Old Body Guard
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Megan Fox Has Her Boyfriends Name Tattooed Next To Her Box
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Katie Holmes Pretending to Be Posh Spice
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Some Girl Masturbating with a Cell Phone
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This May Not Be a Miracle Cure To Your Disease that Turns Girls Off, But You Can Always Try, Because Fucking is Fucking Great and Even You Should Experience It
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Rumor has it that you can Find Bitches to Fuck in Your Hometown.
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2007

12

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was sitting outside for about 15 minutes today before realizing that it was too hot for me and my fear of dying made me come back inside, but in those 10 minutes I saw to ladies with summer dresses on talking about their outfits. At first it was too fucking boring to listen to, but then the bitches started jacking up their skirts and joking around about not wearing panties. These women were in their 40s proving my theory that once a chick has a kid or two and their vagina’s have been seen by one man sexually for 15 years and by doctors and nurses during their pregnancies, they become a little more liberal about their sacred parts. I didn’t actually see their boxes or anything, but they both seemed really keen on proving that their were going commando and that they were nicely waxed for the weather. It may sound like a fantasy to you, but it did actually happen and trust me it’s no fantasy to me….even though they were pretty fit. I got something against old ladies that I haven’t quite figured out yet, maybe it’s the whole being married thing.

I was keen on getting out the links to you today, but for some reason I didn’t bother going through youtube or photobucket like I planed. Maybe tomorrow.

If anyone wants to help me do links, I’ll pay you in blowjobs because when summer comes, I get pretty fucking hot sitting on this fucking computer that pumps out more heat than my heater does in winter. Maybe it’s because I am poor and can’t afford heat but you get what I am saying and if you don’t just click the fucking links retard.

And don’t email me about this DJ Trippin’ picture, I don’t know who the fuck she is, or who he is, but I just made them both famous. Cuddles


Call the stepHOTLINE, It’s Anonymous and I Want to Make Fun Of Your Shitty Opinion. Today’s Question is: How did you lose your virginity?
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Rachelle Leah in FHM Lookin’ Hot. She’s a UFC Chick
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Danny Devito Signed Some Nasty Sluts Massive Tits
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Britney Spear’s Ass Flash Video…Too Bad The Internet Doesn’t Let Us Smell What The People Around Her are Smelling…
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Kelly Brook Bent Over for Her Bikini Calendar Photoshoot Part 2
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Hot Chick Named Luba in Lingerie
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Some Slut Named Alison Sweeney’s Huge Tits
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Geri Halliwell Hired an Outdoor Extreme Massive Trainer to Make Her Look Tiny in Her Spandex
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Nick Lachey Threatened to Kill the Paparazzi on Video – Tough Guy
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The Booble Porn Minute
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Some Video Called Sesame Hood
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Angelina Jolie Giving Herself a Boob Tattoo in Foxfire
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Some Topless Spanish Reporter in Action
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Some Shitty Deleted Scene from Knocked Up Because I hate This Fucking Movie and you probably thought it was genius…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Here’s Maxim’s Guide to Great Britain with Tits
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Some Freaky Kid Doing Freaky Things With his Freaky Body
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Drunk Chicks Sucking Tit at a Party
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Fucking Hippies and their Vegetable Orchastras
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Paris Hilton Tried to Kill Herself Before Going to Prison
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Italian Model Elisabetta Canalis In Her Bikini for the Summer
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Hula Skirt Loses Her Skirt Mid Dance
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Kate Moss Told Amy Winehouse’s Pete Doherty Copy Cat Husband to Piss Off….
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Shakira Having Sex With the Microphone
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Old Ladies Getting Naked for a Calendar
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Some Chick Named Olivia WIlde Lookin’ Goood in Slut Gear or H+M
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Teens on the Beach Video
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Some Girls Fake Tits Cam Show – NSFW
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Paris Hilton in Jail Parody Video That Sucks
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Some Choose Your Bikini Proper Video
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A whole lot of amateur chicks
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Assholes from Knocked up at the Spike Guys Awards Trying to Be Funny, Not Realizing I Hate Them Not To Mention Listening To The Camera Man Laugh Pisses Me Off
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New CSS Video – All The Hipsters Love CSS – I’ve Never Heard of Them
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Have I Posted This Photobucket Girl Yet?
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Pete Wentz Got in a FIght Defending Ashlee Simpson, Pussy
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You need sex more than me and I haven’t had sex in years which is a lot better than not having sex ever. Try this
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2007

12

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I drank all day in the sun at a place I was told strippers go to tan during the day. I figured it meant they would be in the pool and in bikinis and I decided it was worth going. I got a little sun stroke and probably fell in love 15 times, even though the girls there weren’t actually strippers but were just average or sub-par chicks in bikinis. The reality is that any bikini is a good bikini and I was spending most of my drunken day checking out some hefty bitch who thought wearing a really small bikini to show off her tits to distract me from her gut… turns out she was right. Unfortunately, where there are girls in bikinis, there are men in new age euro speedos that are pretty much boy shorts for girls on guys. I think that woulda been your favorite part of the day. Homo.

I still did my links because I figure you deserve them….I am behind on posts and I blame the booze.


Serena Williams is a Scary Man in a Bikini
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Megan Fox is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Greasy Girls Getting Lubed Up in Video
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Kelly Ripa’s Bikini Ass
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Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures
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Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini
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Laure Manaudou See Through Bathing Suit
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Lohan Out of Control Stories from Her Bodyguard With Pics Of Her in Her Underwear
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Italian Couple Masturbating in Public
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Whoopi Goldberg Takes Over the View Because Hollywood Squares Isn’t Around Anymore
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Vanity Fair Did 20 Different Covers For Africa, These are the Covers
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Victoria Beckham Pitchin at the Dodgers Game
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Carmen Electra Dancing at the Spike Guy’s Awards in Lingerie
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Britney and K-Fed Are Probably Still Banging
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Some Chick Named Shay Lauren Everyone Loves Showing Off Her Box With Her Friend
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Girl Hates Getting Fisted
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Some Summertime Bikini Pictures
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FleshFlick – Sex In The Tent
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Some Frat Does Some Smooth Criminal Performance – This is It Because You Don’t Care
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Pam Anderson 1992 Playboy Spread
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Some Katherine Heigl With No Make-Up
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Lohan’s Knife Pictures Were Stolen By The Paparazzi From her Car Because They Are Cocksuckers
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Penelope Cruz Lookin’ Hot Partying
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Lilly Allen Lookin’ Fat in Elle Magazine
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Brooke Shield’s Hiking Nipples
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Kendra from Girls Next Door Washing Her Car
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Arab Girl Gets Reprimanded For Not Wearing a veil
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Borat’s Girlfriend is Hot Pregnant Knocked Up Unmarried Slut of the Day
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A Couple More Pregnant Sluts
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Some Dude Named Patrick Dempsey in a Dress Because He’s a Fag
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Some Japanese Fart Study I don’t Understand
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Porn That Isn’t Porn No More
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Water Balloon To The Nuts Prank
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Naked Foam Party in Some Other Country
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Video of Some Chick Walking Around
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Some Chick Named Teanna Kai’s Photoshoot Video
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Chinaman Escapes Bush Crash Death Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Carolina Pampita Ardohan Bikini Pics
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Wicked Weasel Chick Showing Off Her Tits
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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2007

09

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was out last night because that’s what I do when people tell me there are free drinks at a party for me. I got to fucking place and the line-up to the fucking bar was so long that it took me over an hour to get served and when I did get served they wouldn’t let me take more than one fucking drink at a time. It’s hard to be an alcoholic, or college binge drinker when you can only get one drink a fucking hour….

Either way, when I was in line this fucking whore starts rubbing up on me. I just figure I know her or that it’s an accident and I never really get mad a girls for rubbing up on me, I usually pay for that shit and I’m thinking in the back of my head that this girl’s rubbing the wrong guy…then I realized she was making fun of me and started grabbing at my man tits. I hate when people grab me there it’s emasculating and makes me feel like a rape victim. Anyway, I turn around looked at her, didn’t know if I knew her or not, and she said something like “nice man tits” or “mr tits” or something like that so I turned around grabbed her tits and walked away….

I think I may have said something like “nice no tits” or something but I was all jacked on that one drink that I waited 2 hours to get that I don’t really remember.

I just got an email and this is what it said:

From: Mark Francis
Subject: hey buddy whats up! good news
Date: June 9, 2007 3:31:10 PM EDT (CA)
To: info@drunkenstepfather.com

your blog sucks and your such a loser…thank god for the links which are available on just about any other website.

This was my response because I am awesome:

why bother emailing that in?

seems like a waste of time to me.

if i was you…I would have just clicked the little x in the browser and moved on with my internet surfing which in your case probably is pretty fucking extensive….

I have reported you to sympatico and the RCMP for sending me kiddy porn.

See you on the news baby.

Reality is that it’s called the stepLINKS because it is links to other things on the internet that you can find on the internet by visiting other sites. Idiot. I didn’t actually report him to the authorities but thought it was a funny thing to say.

Here are my links.


Amanda Beard Playboy Pics…This is Pretty Huge…
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New stepHOTLINE Message that I Don’t Understand
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For EVERYTHING about the Paris Hilton Bullshit… This Site’s Got Everything You Need to Know
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Paris has 3 Great Lookin’ Fans outside the Courtroom Yesterday – Amazzing
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Kelly Clarkson Goes Hardcore in Concert Video….
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Elizabeth Vargas Wears a See Through Dress…She’s a News Reporter..
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Pretty New Britney Spears Bikini Pictures for you to Remind Yourself Why You Should Wear a Condom When that big losing your virginity day comes..
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Shakira and Avril Lavigne are Friends…That Doesn’t Mean They Fuck
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Listen To A Dude Freak Out When He Hears The News About Paris – Hysterical
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Fleshflicks – Japanese Dildo School is As Good as it Sounds…
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For my teenage girl readers, Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are together in Berlin promoting Shrek
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Hot Girl Gets Body Painted
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Sophia Santi is a Pornstar and This Is Her Photoshoot
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Some Chick Named Kim Smith Modeling Lingerie Video
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Christina Aguilera Without Make-Up Photoshoot
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Kid Finds His Spelling Bee Question Really Funny
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Wesley Snipes Fucked With Me at a Local Bar 8 Years Ago, Telling me that he could own this city. When I found out he Was Going Bankrupt, I felt like karma bit him in his Passenger 57 Ass….Now He’s using the race card to get off. I say… Lock Him Up…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Girl Shows Off Her Deep Throat Talent on a Balloon
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Some Bubble Butt Video Montage With Bad Music But Big Ass
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If you come here for DISGUSTING videos – This is Some Trashy Girl Banging a Trailer Hitch – NSFW
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If you come here for DISGUSTING videos – This is Midget Porn with a Foamy Vagina that Made me Gay…NSFW
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Dude Moons the Cops and Gets Tased
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Marilyn Manson is 38, His Fuck Slut is 19. Scary. But only because I am scared of Goth’s and not of old guys banging young girls…. That shit’s sexy.
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Mary Kate Olsen Goes Solo In You Magazine…
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Two Drunk Guys have a Funny Running Race
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Some Retro Pics of Cher
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Ashley Tisdale is some cute Disney Chick You’d Like to Fuck in the Ass
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Jessica Alba Photocall in Rome for her Movie Lookin’ Alright
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Petra Nemcova in a Fountain
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Avril Lavigne in 17 Magazine
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Katherine McPhee in Vegas Magazine
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Jessica Simpson Dances like a Whore in the Bedroom
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Robbie Williams Gets Pushed Off Stage By A Fan
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Katie Holmes Interview on Entertainment Talking About Tom Cruise Getting His Hands Dirty
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Some Everyday Girls on the Street To Turn You On, Even Though They Look Like Dykes…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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NSFW Ex Girlfriend Videos
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NSFW – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kimmy Stewart does McDonald’s Because He Doesn’t Judge Her For Having a Busted Up Face
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Some Cop Knocks out a 70 year old woman
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Guess the Celebrity Thong Game – Because It’s Saturday and You Have no Friends but still need to have some fun
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Some Mouthy Bitch Gets Pushed Down
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Amazing Boat Party I wasn’t Invited To
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James St. James is an Original Weirdo Club Kid That All The Hipsters are Copying GO

Angry Teacher Beats Up His Class
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Cameron Diaz Burping With Her Tits Hanging Out on Leno A Long Time Ago
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The Guy in the Wheelchair Attached to the Truck 911 Calls
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Idiots Go Car Surfing
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Crazy Crab Walking Chick
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Oiled Up Chicks Wrestling
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Some Chick Named Jenna Haze Posing/Getting Naked/etc
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This Spray Will Get You Laid – And Let’s Face It – Sex Is Good Even Though You’ve Never Had it Yet.
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2007

07

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know what happened again today, I was on the computer all day but couldn’t get any posts up after the letter to Splash. I think it was a good post but I wasn’t planning on letting it ride me through the day. It’s just the way things happen I guess.

I was at a coffee shop today where a group of new mother’s were hanging out. It’s pretty much what they do in the neighborhood. I assume they are either on maternity leave or are stay at home mom’s and don’t feel like staying home because it’s boring so they meet to talk to each other about how amazing they feel now that the little bastard has finally left the womb….

Coincidentally, one of the mom’s was breast feeding, out in the open and I couldn’t help but stare. Shit didn’t give me a boner, and I am not going to go off like a fag about how beautiful a baby and it’s mother is in their natural co-dependent state. I was looking because I wanted to see fucking nipple and take advantage of the opportunity of tits exposed.

One of the mom’s kept staring at me and I realized she used to be a slutty bar maid who served me daily about 3 years ago…I guess it was a whole “where are they now” situation. I didn’t want to make eye contact because I would have been lured into conversation while her friend’s tit was hanging out and I knew I wouldn’t have been able to not stare and woulda made a fool of myself.

I woulda got video, but the screen on my shitty camera broke so no more stepTV until it gets fixed. Here are my links.

I got Steve Aoki to put me on his guestlist for a party thanks to myspace. He’s playing at in Montreal at some Chachi bar that normally wouldn’t let me in. I told him he shoulda brought Lohan to me in my message, I got no response. But I think I made it on the list regardless..I feel so hip until I get there and everyone starts staring at me because I don’t belong….My sweatpants and old age and stink make me someone Chachi’s don’t want around…you know, ruining their party and asking their women to show me their tits. We’ll see what happens or if I actually go….I am all about the adventure.

Click my Links…

Jenny McCarthy’s Nipples on the Beach with Jim Carrey
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Paris May Be Goin Back To Jail
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Britney in a Bikini with her 2 Babies and her Assistant
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Sex with a Carebear
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Katherine McPhee is Crazy in Concert in a Jewish Outfit of the Day
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Gisele Lookin’ Hot on the Runway
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Guess Which Kid Forgot his Ritalin
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Rosalyn Sanchez Nude in Some Movie Called Yellow
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I love Cameron Diaz’s Legs
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Some Hot Lingerie Shoot
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Some Male Cheerleader Does a Drunken Backflip Without Realizing God Hates the Queers
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Sarah Michelle Gellar is High
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This is one of my readers, watch her high budget music video that made me laugh and aroused at the same time….
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This is one of my readers dancing
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Dude in a Wheelchair Went on the Ride of His Lifetime
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Reverend Al Sharpton is Mad that Paris is Being Released Early Because it is Racial and Economic Favoritism…
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Paula Abdul Can’t Keep a Publicist Cuz She’s an Insecure Crazy Person
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Some Naked Chick in the Rain
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I am not sure what these pics are of, but they were sent into me so maybe you know…
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Ashlee Simpson Banged Pete Wentz in the Bathroom
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Some Hot Cam Chick Dancing to a Horrible Fucking Song…
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More Lohan Workin’ Out
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jessica Simpson Lookin Single and Ugly Enough to Bang
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Bob Barker’s Last Episode of Price is Right’s Goodbye Message
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Crazy Used Car Salesmen Viral For You To Laugh at
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AJ & Aly Michalka at Some Party Showin Leg
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Some Japanese Toilet Pranks
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Some More Japanese Gameshow Action
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Sex on the Beach
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Big Brother Night Vision Makes Clothes See Through
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Fernanda Tavares Sports Illustrated Photoshoot VIdeo
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Rebecca Loos Naked / Topless Big Tittied
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Lebian Bedroom Make Out
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Seriously Huge Ol’ Titties
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Crazy Drunken Bum Gets Mad
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2007

05

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have decided that my new years resolution is to ask more girls to show me their tits in person. I figure that since I do it all day on the internet I am ready to take the step into the real world and randomly try getting everyday girls to pull out some tit. I am talking about the bitches who work at the grocery store, people on the street, people in cars, there are pretty much girls everywhere and a least all of them have some kind of tit and I want to see them. I was out earlier and tried to get some hot girl in a sports car with her window down to show me her tits. She was about to do it but wanted money. I offered her 20 dollars and she was about to do it but then her friend walked out and put a stop to the fun. It was stepONE of a new tomorrow and I think it’s going to get me arrested.

I suggest you do the same and send me the pics. Since I am an equal opportunity bloogger and I assume at least one of you has a vagina, you can do the same thing by asking dudes to show you their dicks. Fair is fair but the problem is the second a girl asks to see a guys dick the guy will probably expect the girl to be willing to take it in her mouth so be careful. Tits are less aggressive…unless the girl you are asking has a big ol’ boyfriend.

Either way, Click my links. I am dizzy and if you are wondering who the picture of the header guy is, the story is that this dude reads the site 3 hours a day and his buddy sent in his pic saying that he’d be honored to be my stepLINK header. I like to make people happy and I like to make simple dreams come true so #1 stepFAN thanks for reading….(update, fan #1 got mad about the whole thing, so his friend who was trying to do a nice thing, asked me to put a picture of himself up instead, I have given up on posting pictures of my 3 fans, and will go back to random funny shit I come across tomorrow. I hate drama and ruining friendships when all I am trying to do is make dreams come true…)

Some Site Interviewed me Cuz I am Amazing
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Kym Johnson from Dancing with the Stars
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Rad Girls Dog Snatching Cuz They Are Crazy
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Rad Girls Subway Pole Dancing Because They Are Crazy
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Rad Girls Pregnant Prankster Because They are Crazy
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Perez Hilton Does Vice Dos and Don’t Like He Knows What the Fuck He’s Talking About….Some People are too Fucking Ugly To Have an Opinion and Have No Fucking Business Having The Opportunity To Voice Their Stupid Fucking Opinions…
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Victoria Beckham Wearing No Pants Looking Amazing
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Christina Aguilera Wearing No Pants Lookin’ Amazing
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Katherine Heigl No Make-Up Slut
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Perez Hilton’s Troll Feet
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Paris Hilton Lesbian Prison Fantasy
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Jim Carrey and Bikini Clad Jenny McCarthy on the Beach.
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Very NSFW Chick Getting Banged While Smoking…Very NSFW….
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Hidden Gyno Cam
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Teachers Behaving Badly
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This is an Amazing Interview with Some Crazed Autistic Home Schooled Kid Socially Awkward Kid…
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Nice and Vanessa Can’t Afford a Real Bodyguard because they are Useless Celebrities So They Hire Heart Attack Man To Sit on People Who Get in Their Way
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Elisha Cuthbert Finally Lookin’ Sexy
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Britney Spears Throws a Knife at Some Dude…
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Guilia Siegal Hot in German Maxim
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TheCobraSnake Dos and Donts and Talks About Lohan Doing Coke
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Eli Roth’s 24 Inch Cock For You Sick Fucks
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23 Nights in Paris The Video
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Some Dude’s Tight Clothes Fetish That I don’t Understand…Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Dude’s Flickr Gallery of Girls He Doesn’t Know
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Paris Hilton Prison Soap
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Britney Throws a Knife at Some Motherfucker
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This Topless Chick is What Inspired Terry Richardson to Take Pics The Way He Does
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Some Girl Writes About Getting Waxed
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Some Mexican Making “Orgasmic” Sounds
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Michelle Marsh Topless in a Magazine
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Liz Claman TV Reporter’s Hard Nipples
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Drunk Nipslips
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The Art of Kissing
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Hot Belly Fetish For the Gay Fat Lovers
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Naked Nessa
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Naked and Pregnant
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Watching Girls Change Clothes
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Some Slut’s Tits Talkin About Celebrity Gossip
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The Ultimate Foot Fetish Sex Toy
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Angelina Jolie Adopts Another Baby
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Petra Nemcova and her Tits
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FleshFlick – Creepy French Guy (NSFW)
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Leann Rimes on the Cover of Shape Magazine
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Victoria Beckham In Bondage Gear
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How About a Happy Dancing Girl To Make You Realize Life Is Happy for Some People
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Lesbian Bikini Beach Party
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Emily Scott Showin’ Off Her Tits
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This is Why You Shouldn’t Pay Bums to Arm Wrestle
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Hayden Panettiere’s Cleavage
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How To Fake Semen on Photoshop
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Megan Fox Under the Hood in Transformers Showing Off Her Fucking Hot Body and Talking About Squirting….
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Yvette Lopez Photoshoot
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Kerri Russell Wet Tank Top
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Security Camera Catches Dude Shitting
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Nicole Richie Hiding From the Paparazzi
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Call the stepHOTLINE and Leave a stepMESSAGE
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Use This Spray and Get Laid Cuz They Say It Works….
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2007

04

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I had my mind set on doing a bunch more posts today with all the fucking MTV pics that hit. I was going to live blog the show because I haven’t live blogged in a long time but realized that I don’t get it on my one channel. I was going to write about how Cameron Diaz has AMAZING fucking legs especially considering she’s 40 years old. I was going to talk about how Victoria Beckham looks like a total stripping piece of trash with her pink bra exposed and I love stripping pieces of trash. I was going to to talk about how Amanda Bynes is a mini Lohan and looks all coked up and ratty like Lohan and I like that too. I was going to write about Megan Fox’s prison tattoo on her forearm and how that shit is not hot to me because I don’t like obscure randomly placed tattoos of Marilyn Monroe because they remind me of old army men, but bitch is pretty fucking decent looking. Then I realized that uploading all these pictures you’ve already seen would be a lot of fucking work for nothing, so I just did my stepLINKS instead motherfucker…and there are a lot of them…All worth clickin…


The stepHOTLINE Hottest Message of the Day – I wonder if this chick is hot because I think I am in love….
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Britney Spears has a Busted Cellulite Ridden Underwear Riding High Exposed Ass
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AKON picks up a Kid and Throws Him Because He’s Fucking Insane and thinks He’s Still In Africa
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Hometown Hotties Semi Finalists For You To Vote on After Jerking Off To
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Girls Aloud Sarah Harding Tight Upskirt
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Old Jenna Jameson Naked Pics
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Lauren Hastings is a Useless Slut Who Models and is Riding Lohan’s Name To The Top This is a New Useless Message Wishing Her Luck…While Bitch Wrote Me a Myspace Message Calling Lohan Going to Rehab and the Whole DUI Karma. She’s full of shit and I hate people who are full of shit. Click the Link….
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Have you Ever Seen THis Carmen Electra Naked School Girl Video?
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Blowjob in the Park Video
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Pussy Glamore is a Lingerie Company and this is a Behind The Scenes Video Of Their Photoshoot
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Sophia Loren has a Hot Nip Slip
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Britney Spears Upskirt Panty Shot
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Kim Kardashian Has an Insane Big Booty
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Paris Hilton Going to Jail Video
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MTV Movie Awards 2007 Picture Post
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MTV Movie Awards Sarah Silverman Monlogue Bullshit Where She Disses Paris
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Attack of the Penis
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Crazy High School Girl Runs After a Dude and gets Owned
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Paris Hilton’s Mug Shot and Booking Sheet
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Andy Warhol Eating a Burger
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Some Chick Named Carli Banks Goes to the Beach
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This is Phamous69 – Click on Movies There Are A Lot of Obscure Erotic Artistic Shit You’ll Like
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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How About a Little Dinner in the Sky
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Idiot Lets His Friends Brand Him
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Here’s Some Weird Porn For You Called ET Lesbian Alien Sex That I am Pretty Sure You’ll Like Cuz You Are Weird
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Crazed Homeless Guy Gets in a Fight with Shrek in Hollywood
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How About some Lesbian Naked Baby Oil Wrestling
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Victoria Silvstedt Fully Naked Pics I’ve Never Seen
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Adrianne Curry Working the Pole
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Rihanna Photoshoot With Jay Z Jizz on her Legs
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Some Chick Named Lara Bingle Modeling Some Bare Lingerie
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This is Considered Good Ass Lyposuction Results
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Some MILF Sex Tape – NSFW
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How About Some Coco Exposed Tits
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Some Teen Masturbating int he Shower
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Brazilian Butt Augmentation and Vagina Rejuvenation Success Story…
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A really Shitty Video About Some Loser Who Wants To Be a Bra When He Dies…I am Sure This Dude Will Get a TV DEAL…Too Bad the Girl Is Fucking Ugly….
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A Whole Lot of Ana Beatriz Barros Lookin’ Hot
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Some Hot Chick Shaking Her Ass and Doing the Splits on Webcam
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Heidi Montag’s New Tits the MTV Paid for Because They Are Fiming this season of The Hills During the Summer With Lots of Bikini Action – True Story – Someone Emailed that into me.
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Shitty Pictures from an Underwear Party
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Christina Aguilera Walking Her Pet Monkey of the Day
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Get your girl a C-String…It’s the New Big Thing…
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Call the stepHOTLINE, It’s Free and I Care About What You Have to Say
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Remember To Use This Spray to Get Laid
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Heres a Video of Big Tits on the Beach….

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