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2007

18

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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stepLINK July 18/07

Okay so I know yesterday after we had that video of the homeless dude and his dog and I was saying I felt bad cause I rag on homeless people a lot on here and shit, but I take it all back and whether I’m going to hell or not I really don’t give a shit because I hate most homeless people I decided today.

There’s been a lot of what I like to call “tourist bums� hanging out in my hood lately. Tourist bums are guys that aren’t from the neighborhood, but come to set up shop cause it’s a nice cushy spot to panhandle and our park benches are more comfortable then other places in the city, much like when a whore has a specific track she’ll walk in the city.

The thing about tourist bums is that they don’t know you, and that’s when the problem’s start. These guys will follow you down the street instead of just taking the hint. They don’t ask you to spare some change, they ask you to go buy them fuckking a beer from the store or a slice of pizza. I mean man, I’ll give people a hand out if I got it, I’m not that big of a bitch, but a fucking beer? What happened to asking for a quarter? They also have a better tan then I do, because they sit in the park all day, while I am inside on my computer writing for all 4 of you.

The bums in my neighborhood know that when I walk by them and don’t acknowledge them, it’s because A) I don’t have any money or B) I’m in a rush and don’t have time to stop. Either way, they know I will most probably throw them a nickel next time, so they leave me the fuck alone and move on to the next person. Tourist bums, take the hint. Even tho you are a bum….and don’t have internet….and therefore will not read this…Fuck.

You get your links early today, cause I have some family stuff to take care of.


Some idiot attempts 3 backflips
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Pete Doherty leaves rehab after one day.
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Britney Spears = Still Insane
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Japanese TV has done it again
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Finally! A cock smaller then yours is!
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Deep inside Nene Blue
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Some afternoon T&A
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Leeann Tweedan photoshoot
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Sadie Frost kind of see-through shirt but not really.
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Catherine Bell lookin’ sexy
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Sports dude are losers.
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Hilary Swank has amazing legs
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This guy does magic
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More crazy shit from Japan
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Rachel Ray is a fat, manly, slob
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For anyone interested in fashion
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Sweet thongs of summer
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Emily Booth topless
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Floors so clean you can eat your wife
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Dave Chapelle was in hospital for “exhaustion�
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Jordan gives her daughter a stripper name
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Beckham is a bench warmer
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Outhouse prank
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Tommy Lee is fucking Kimberly Stewart
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How to make an angry american
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News anchor laughing at model who fell
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Supermarket catfight
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Motorcycle wheelie gone wrong
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TMZ photographer beaten by CSI star
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How to steal a car
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Christopher Walken is homeless
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Nicole Richie = Whos the daddy
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Fake Spice Girls reunite. Wow, just, wow.
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Naomi Watts Preggers
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Russian Hobosex Part 2 (NSFW)
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More details on the Benoit Murders
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Spoof of the Wii Fit
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Dead bird cereal prank
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Hilary Duff pictorial
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Britney slaps her Mom
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Kelly Clarkson looks good when she is Photoshopped
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Large Breasts
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Kirstie Alley is fat again. I am shocked. SHOCKED!
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Pete Wentz is a wimp
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Hairspray comes out this Friday. Go see another shitty remake of a Hollywood classic.
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Tammy Faye Baker weighs 65pbs. Ew.
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Find sex is your hometown
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Get Laid
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Email links and loveletters to stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com

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2007

17

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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stepLINK July 17/07

I’ve been getting a large amount of junkmail in my e-mail box, a lot of which is people from Nigeria and Slovakesstan and all sorts of other places I have never heard of asking for my bank account information because they want to scam money from me, which I think is hilarious, because I have no money and if they were any good at their scams they find someone who did. I keep replying to all of them in hopes that I can string them along for a little bit and post the emails here for all 4 of us to laugh at, but no such luck yet.

I’ve developed this whole story line where I work for a charity and I’m a good christian, god fearing women who wants nothing more to help them after hearing their sad, sad, story. Hopefully one of them will bite, and we’ll get to fuck around for a bit. Until then, click these links so my stepfather doesn’t beat me when he comes back from his cruise.


Sexy Jenny McCarthy Video. Yowza!
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Bikini car wash
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Victoria Beckham’s show is going to bomb. Maybe she will go back to Britain and we can stop hearing about her.
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Sting is going to pay
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Lohan’s fans stick up for her. She probably paid them, because she has no real friends.
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Kimberly Kane wants you in the bathroom
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College Hottie of the Week
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For the rich trailer trash
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Pranking C-Span
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Liza Minelli is a wax figure.
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Face plant into the water
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Sauna sex is dangerous, just ask David Ducovney
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Weeds Season 3 update
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Andy dick got knocked the fuck out!!
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Paulina Rubio kind of upskirt but not really
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Hot chick and some blood in Esquire
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Screw tattoos, branding is where it’s at
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Little kid fucking with adults…No, not like that
This is filmed in my home city
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Video from Jessica Simpson’s fashion show.
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Rihanna does paper magazine.
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Robin Williams is a comic genius of bad movies.
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Salma Hayek screen shots from Dogma
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Incredible Picture
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Creator of Backstreet Boys and N Sync is going to jail. Serves him right.
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All these chicks make more money then you do
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Download the new Harry Potter, so you don’t have to steal it from the bookstore.
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Lookin’ good sweetheart
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And boy, does he have some GREAT rape stories….
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Some fatass gets stuck in shallow water
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Luke Skywalker is a real mother fucker
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Your Daily Piece of Ass
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Lord Conrad flippin’ the bird
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Pink is fucking weird looking
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Jennifer Ellison and Danielle Lloyd bikini pics
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Candace Michelle Bikini shoot
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Julianne Moore coloured her beautiful red hair blonde. What a tard.
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Girl next door washes her car
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Drunk girl on a pole
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Amanda Harrington in a gold bikini GO

Couple banging in a store window. Prolly fake, but who cares.
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Lily Allen shows off her third nipple
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Killer bike crash
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Ashlee Exposed
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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo fully clothed
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More Vickie Blows
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Do it like Daddy showed you!
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Fastforward blowjobs, because I know you don’t last long anyways GO

Vodka Roulette
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Katherine McPhee looking naughty, but sweet.
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Megan Fox at some random airport
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Amy Winehouse needs to loose some fucking weight
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Pam Anderson in a see through dress
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Steroids found in wrestlers system. I am shocked. SHOCKED.
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K-Fed spends money he doesn’t even have on a nursery
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Eva Longoria eats ice cream. Whoop dee fucking doo.
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Ashley Simpson is knocked up and engaged?
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Because I know you can’t talk to girls in real life
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There’s a first time for everything! Use this to help you get laid.
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Send me links or stalk me here.
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2007

16

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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stepLINK July 16/07

I went out to see my friend today, who has a little boy that is maybe a year and half or so. I hate babies to be honest, but this one is getting to be at the age where he talks a bit and stuff so he’s kind of interesting. He’s not one of those ugly babies either, he lucked out in the gene pool for sure. There’s nothing worse then an ugly baby.

I don’t think I want to have kids. To be honest, the thought of a baby growing inside of me makes me sick to my stomache and want to throw up. If I could avoid the whole pregnancy thing and just get one whe he was 3, I probably would. Maybe I’ll adopt, but I dunno I really just think I;m way to selfish and irresponsible for that shit and the thought of getting some AIDS baby from another country to give it a better life and then not really giving it a better life would make me feel pretty shitty.

I had fun with the kid. We looked at books and talked to each other in baby language. Then he got a weird look on his face and I realized he was taking a crap during our quality time. It really grossed me out.

Big link dump today, no pun intended.


And the award for best photo-shopped pic of all time goes to….
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Hilary Duff has high standards.
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Ghost Ridin’ Miss Daisy
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Former playmate arrested for DUI
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Car Trouble?
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The Obvious Boner
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Mylene Klass in a bikini
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Life goes on….I guess…
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Drunk kids + Gun = Accidental Headshot
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Nerd chicks are hott
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Some hott Hawaiian model topless
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Celebslam Lohan story picked up by the NY Post
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More people hate Britney Spears everyday.
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Guy gets ear chopped off at Barbershop
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Praising the lord to the tune of Heavy Metal
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Borat – After the Movie
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Lohan has to wear an alcohol detecting anklet. Ha Ha.
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Some Thai actress shows a bit of her bush
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Rare Biggie Smalls freestyle from when he was 17
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Definition of White Trash
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More baby mama drama for Diddy
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Hot lady Soccer referee does Playboy
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Danni Minogue lingerie photoshoot
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I thought Criss Angel was fukking Cameron Diaz?
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Stunt Bird!
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Katie Price sets her phone to vibrate
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Michelle Trachtenberg is a cheerleader GO

Another America’s Next Top Model slut with no clothes on
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Luke, I am your ever-growing sense of inevitability
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Jessica Simpson upskirt
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Photo Bucket Whore
Thanks to the Rogue Collector
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The five scariest sets of celeb boobs
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Katherine Mcphee…Yummy…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Rebecca Romijn married that fag from My Secret Identity
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Some hot chick is hot for HILLDOG
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Woody Allem is just like a father figure? Ummm..yeah…okay..
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Because people collapsing on stage is funny
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Donald and Rosie feud coming to an end. It’s a sad, sad day.
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! MEOW!!!
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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BBQ at Justin Timberlakes
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Reporter takes of skirt to attack Bee
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Some chicks will do anything, because they are just stupid like that.
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Pregnant chick fights in the ghetto, just like my mom used to!
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Hayden’s mom is a MILF…Nice…
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Hot or Not?
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Sheriff Wifey wants to put you under arrest
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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And today, in Charlie Sheen news….
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Implants, before and after.
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Samantha Ronson suing over cocaine allegations. Good for her. For Real.
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Britney Spears nanny sold dildos. Classy.
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Elizabeth Hasselbeck talks about peeing in her daughters diaper in public. Ew.
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What is Love?
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Winnie from the Wonder Years in Details Magazine
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Vicky Beckham disses Eddie Murphy. Ha Ha Ha.
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Find sex from the comfort of you mother’s basement
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Use this to help you loose your virginity finally
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2007

13

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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stepLINK July 13/07

Okay day two is down, and I didn’t crash the site, though I still can’t figure out the Decock topless photo thing from this morning, and it’s pissing me off (sorry Nell). The guy who told me I had a heart like a piece of ice stopped by this afternoon and brought me lunch and then split. I’m not quite sure what that means. Either it’s a piece offering, or he’s trying to make me fat so that next time he sees me, he will be able to point out flaws to himself and stop loving me and all that is my good looks.

I’ve been getting lots of emails for photos, and my camera is in the shop, though I haven’t decided 100% whether you lot are worthy. Jesus told me not to, but he’s a fatass hanging out on a cruise ship, while I’m here talking to all 5 of you, so he doesn’t have much say on the subject. At least it’s Friday, which means tomorrow around 11am I will be waking up god knows where, next to gods knows who, with god knows what in my mouth. Just kidding! Click the links and maybe I’ll send you nudes. 😉 xoxo


Megan Fox wants to show you her tattoos.
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Not all sports fans are middle aged fat guys and 12 year olds.
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Nicole Richie likes her men cut. I don’t.
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Gavin Rossdales hot illegitimate daughter shows her tits in a magazine.
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Wrestling 3 way.
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I hate babies, but this is awesome.
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The best body ever.
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Flesh Flicks – The (Almost) Silent Era (NSFW)
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Sexy sleeper hold.
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Random Photo Bucket
Thanks to Rogue Collector
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Look both ways….
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Chandler Bing is boning Meg Ryan.
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There’s nudes of Lohan floating around. Send them to me when you find them, because I’m too lazy to look myself
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Sophie Anderton has a sex boot company or something.
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Jemima Khan Upskirt
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Hott Chicks take a bath (NSFW)
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More Random Photobucket
Thanks to Rogue Collector
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Vote for Adriana Lima
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Christina Ricci looks like a Lego man.
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Win a date with Eri
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Old nudies of Kate Moss
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Avril Lavigne should just shut her mouth and look good, cause that is all she is good at doing.
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Accapella Mortal Combat
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Shannon Whirry is gorgeous.
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Lily Allen is cute sometimes
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Dani Wells in FHM
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Boxing press conference turns into a brawl
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Chest to chest action.
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Miss Nopi 2007
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Emmanual Chirqui’s breasts are spectacular.
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Elena Santarelli is prettier then the girl you will end up marrying because you don’t want to die a loser virgin.
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Win a date with Toni
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Heidi Montag is an intellectual.
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MORE Photobucket
Thanks to Rogue Collector
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Britney has a stalker. Maybe they will kill her and then we won’t have to hear about her anymore.
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Read a book, muthafucka!
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Bianca Gascogne topless
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GIRL FIGHT!
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720 dunk, for anyone who gives a shit about sports.
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Four roommates making out.
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Find sex in your hometown without drugging the girl first!
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Because you and I both know you aren’t getting any. It’s okay admit it.
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2007

12

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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stepLINK July 12/07

It’s 2 of my friends birthday’s today, but I can’t go out and get drunk with them because I have to get up early and post shit here, so all 3 of you reading out there have something to help you
waste time at your job which I know you hate. If you guys are reading this, happy birthday Andrew and Corey, and I hope you both get drunk and laid tonight

On the bright side, it is summer Vacation and I still have a shitload of time off before school starts in the fall. I’m not really looking forward to college to be honest. It seems like a bigger, shittier version of highschool, that I have to pay thousands of dollars for which I don’t have, and neither do my parents. Somehow having to pay to get pushed around by bitchy chicks who hate me and getting yelled at by asshole teachers who hate their lives and take it out on their students just doesn’t add up. I’m not saying I don’t like to learn, and that I think school is pointless, cause I don’t, I’m smarter then that. But somewhere along the line I think the mechanics of what students are actually supposed to be doing there got lost along the way. Kegs parties seem cool I guess.

Working for other people is not something that interests me. I have a job at Dairy Queen and I can’t fucking stand it. I can’t even imagine working in an office. You go to a job you hate, and socialize with people that under ordinary circumstances you would never, ever talk to, politely saying hi to them every time you pass their desk, and wanting to smash the pictures of their family on the flooe every time you see them. You bite your tongue every time the twenty times a day your boss yells at you for not doing shit right, then the weekend comes and you blow all your money on booze and coke just to feel normal again.

Here’s the links. Click them and I will be your best friend.


Bobby Brown falls off the wagon again. I am shocked. SHOCKED.
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Rumer Willis’ friends will kick the shit out of you.
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Schoolgirl with a dirty mouth even I can’t compete with.
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Adult sex in a playpen is weird, but you’re a perv and like stuff like that. (NSFW)
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Bored kid at a George Bush Speech.
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Russian Hobo Sex. (NSFW)
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Kelly Rowland in King Magazine.
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Tall people who marry short people are fun to stare at.
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Some idiot jumps from a roof to a trampoline and gets hurt.
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Michael Jordan was the best basketball player ever.
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Jim Carrey needs haircut, but at least he still has hair.
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Britney Spears is selling her house. Maybe she will move into a hotel permanently.
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Some girl getting naked for the camera. NSFW)
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Planes crashing into boats! Awesome!
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Co-Co’s body is weird looking, but her juggs are huge, so who cares.
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This guys girlfriend is pretty fine. (NSFW)
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Car racing is stupid, but the chicks that endose it are hot.
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Free loaders guide to easy living
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This girl really, really likes her Bikini. You will really, really like her ass.
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Kendra Wilknoson is a Yeti
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Some chick from CSI nipslip.
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Some nice boobs chosen by gay guys, so you know they are good. (NSFW)
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Lucy Pinder topless scans. (NSFW)
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Vickie Blows is the kind of girl you will never get to touch ever.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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Photo Bucket Nudies. Scroll down for the goods. (NSFW)
Thanks to Rogue Collector
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A Camilla Sjoberg Picture Moment.
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Leticia Cline in pink lingerie
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Hot chick gets owned.
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Adriana Lima Appreciation
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Miss New Jersey naughty photos revealed. They aren’t really that naughty.
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Gymnastics is stupid. Or is it Gymnastics are stupid.
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Eva Mendez pink bikini
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David Beckhams schlong is bigger then yours is.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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Paris Hilton is famous, Kelly Clarkson isn’t.
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Ivanka Trump says no to The View, because she knows she is a million times better then that godforsaken piece of shit show.
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The only thing fake about Jessica Simpson is her celebrity.
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Hot Asian Girl of the Week
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Courteny Love trashes a hotel room, cause she’s a badass like that.
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Kids with guns are funny, especially when they shoot fat kids.
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Where in the world is Michael Richards?
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Hilary Duff has an eating disorder. I have one right now, but nobody cares.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Find sex from the comfort of your own home.
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Stop emailing me for sex, and use this instead, loser.
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Show me you links, and I’ll show you mine.
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2007

11

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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stepLINKS July 11th

I wrote this hilarious post and did all the links and then my computer crashed because our house is hot as fuck and Jesus won’t get us an air conditioner. I wrote a fantastic intro, which I lost of course, along with all the links. I felt really movivated to continue after, as I’m sure you all would. But, something pretty funny did happen to me today.

I was driving back to my place with a friend in his car and there was pretty heavy traffic, so we hit up the Mc Donald’s drive through to grab some food. As we stop at this light, this street kid and his girlfriend go up to a BMW in front of us and start trying to squeegee the windown or some shit. I could see the kid in the passenger side waving the guy away. The homeless kid got pissed, you know cause homeless people generally think they are entitled to all shit we work all day for while they sit around in the sun drinking booze. The kid took his squeegee and not only hit the front windshield but also kicks the side of the passenger door which I am pretty sure left a dent.

As this point they were yelling racial slurs at the father and son in the car, and even telling them ignorant shit like to “go back to their country” etc, cause you know, thats whats racist ingorant people do. The traffic picked up, and the BMW drove away, I guess they didn’t want to get involved or some shit. So, I did the only thing I could think of and took the lid off my supersized orange soda and threw the thing on the kid as we drove by and my friend honked the horn. It was amazing. Here’s the links,

Most song lyrics are bullshit. Here’s some proof.
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I dunno who Battles are, but they seem pretty cool to me.
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The Joys of Food and Sex.
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Prisoner workout sing along.
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In case you are hungry and poor, like I am.
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Waste time at work playing this cool game.
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Michelle Marsh gets the dumbest tattoo ever.
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Josh Duhamel is dating what appears to be a man
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Cellphone in the bumhole. Cause you’re a perv like that.
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The colour purple….and orange.
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A wet t-shirt contest, because you never get to see boobs in real life.
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Natalie Denning is so hot it’s ridiculous
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Pam Anderson shows us her tits. For the millionth time.
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Chick walks through toen in a Meat Bikini.
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Lohan knows how to read! Or so she claims.
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Cameron Diaz wears see through tops. She’s probably trying to distract from her
face.
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Naked girls at a pool party.
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An ode to the Female Ass
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Use this next time you almost get robbed on the way home
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Drunk college girls get naked for the camera. What else is new.
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Brandon Davis is ugly and I hate him.
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Now THATS what I call a sex toy
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Your daily piece of ass.
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Nicole Richie is still going to jail, just later then we thought.
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More ET Porn
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Some Pretty Naked Photobucket Pics
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Next Generation of Rape Prevention
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Jessica Biel Big Tit Pics
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Mariah Carey Bikini Pics in Spanish
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Mark Ronson has a new album or something.
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The art of the Bikini.
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Now you can watch Scarlet Johanson undress without fear of a lawsuit.
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More Photobucket Vagina – Thanks Rogue Collector
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Live vicariously through the guy touching this girls ass.
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Charlie Sheen found a new wife-to-be to cheat on and abuse.
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Hairy wife. Because you are a dirty hippy at heart.

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Guys with big guts are hot, just ask Jesus.
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Rachel Bilson is adorable.
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Lindsay Lohan wants to get married.
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Why are Posh and Beckham famous?
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And More Photobucket Vagina – Thanks Rogue Collector
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Ninja Cheerleaders
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Kids give teachers Marijuana muffins. Awesome!
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Whores dancin to Christina Aguilera’s Dirty.
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Katherine McPhee is really hot.
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Hilary Swank is skinny. Duh.
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Pink .vs. Shitney Spears.
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Find sex in your home town, or where else you happen to be.
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Being a virgin at 35 is really, really sad. Maybe this will help you.
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Show Me Your Links and I’ll Show Your Mine
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2007

10

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Marie-Eve here. I Had some problems with the links, but I think they should be good now. I went to this speed dating thing last night with my best friend Anna. I wasn’t really into the idea, but a friend of Anna’s had gone the week before and enjoyed it and she insisted I come with her because girls can’t do anything alone, ever, and I figured it will be good leverage next time I have a pregnancy scare and want her to come to the doctor with me.

Anyways, I guess I happened to come on the Speed Dating Special Olympics Day or something because the pickings were slim, and by slim, I mean I wouldn’t fuck any of these guys with your sister’s tattered vagina. Some of my potential prospects included:

– A 32 year old accountant, who actually told me he was married and that he is looking for stimulation outside of the marriage. He also had a comb over. Hot!

– A guy who was my age, but talked so much about his ex girlfriend that I didn’t get a word in, and by the end of the allotted five minutes we had to get to know each other, I knew why she had left his ass and told him so.

– A 25 year old who’s, first question was, I shit you not, “Do you play World of Warcraftâ€?, to which I replied, “Are you a virgin?â€?

Suffice to say, that will be my last experience with speed dating. Personally, I’ll stick to the old fashioned way of going home with some random stranger, waiting till they fall asleep after sex then stealing their last cigarette before I climb out their window and down the fire escape, and then go home to cry in the shower.

My Stepfather tells me that some of you email him from time to time, and I’m hoping you will do the same for me. Send love/hate letters, funny stories and full frontal nudes (fully shaven please) to stepdaughter@drunkenstepfather.com. If you are lucky, I’ll post it, and all 4 of the other people that check out this site will have the pleasure of reading it too. Here’s the links. *Hugs and Kisses*

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2007

09

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I realized that you may all be right and I could be a pervert. I never really thought I was because all the people I hang out with always got way more sex than me, always did way more dirty things than me and I was always the motherfucker asking people about their experiences thinking that we were just having good conversation, but I rarely showed any interest in anything else they were doing…just the sex. Anyway, it started to rain out of nowhere today and I ran outside in hopes of running into an unsuspecting girl in white who got caught in the showers in hopes of seeing some tits….All I saw was an old lady with the biggest hardest nipples I ever saw but they were aiming to the ground, but I still looked. So I am a pervert….and these are my links….

Cindy Crawford Still Looks Hot at some Event With Her Tits Out…
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Slutty or Fake? You Decide….
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Joystick or Sex Toy? You Decide….
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Britney Smokin With Her Baby
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Paula Abdul Playin Harry Potter on TV
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Bianca Gascoigne Topless and Wet Pictures I’ve Never Seen Because I have No Idea Who She Is…
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Busty Girls Playing With Their Tits on a Plane Video
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Crazy Big Brother Chick Cries Like a Baby Over a Picture
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Heidi Montag July 4th American Flag Bikini Because She’s a Trailer Trash Drunk
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Fat Dude Does a Man Tit Dance in the Pool
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Big Brother Retarded Big Tit Slip in a Dunk Tank Video
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J.Lo’s Got Some Rockin Tits When She Pretends to be Rockin Out
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Gwen Stefani Showin Off Tits and Stomach on the Street because She’s Ugly
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Shakira Lookin’ Like a Ho in Hamburg
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Victoria Silvstedt Photoshoot Video Because She Tried to Sue Me…
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Cellphone in the Ass Video – NSFW
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Spice Girls Hire a Therapist
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Jack Nicholson with Bitches and Sandwiches on a Boat Topless
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Pete Doherty Cheated on Kate Moss With This Slag
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Dude Tries a Backflip from High Tower Video
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Some Woman’s HUGE fucking Booty
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Rapper T.I’s Lighter Side of Gangster
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Harry Potter Cast Gets on Walk of Fame Exclusives
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Wife Uses Husband To Cream Her Coffee (NSFW)
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Clay Aiken Got Beat Up
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Pussy Cat Dolls Wearing Very Little Clothes for Earth
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Pyro Techniques Explosion Sends 2 People at a Beyonce Concert Sends People to the Hospital Video
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Hot Slut Named Vikki Blows May Not Be A Pornstar….But is Half Naked
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Rennee Olstead’s 18 Now – So Look At Her Big Young Clothed Tits – It’s Legal….
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Denise Richards Got Dumped on Vacation
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Danielle Lloyd’s Showin’ Off Some Tit
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Amazing Pregnancy Baby Shower Cake I Would Jerk Off To If I Could
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Cop Violently Pushes Some Annoying Dude…
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Lionel RIchie Talks About Nicole Richie
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Old Geena Davis See Through Dress VIdeo
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Japaneses Human Tetris
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Japanese WOman Gives Head to a Tiny Man Video
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Jessica Simpson Showing Off Her Skinny Stomach
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Nicole RIchie and Joel Madden Get Kicked Out of a Hotel Because Joel Madden Thinks He’s Tough
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Handicap Dance Contest Video
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Models Jessica Stam and Coco Rocha Webcam Video of the Acting a Fool
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Harry Potter is a Massive Queer
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Gemma Atkinson’s Toy Doll Shoot For You Pervs
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Flickr Tits
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Live Earth Picture Post of Some of the Fools Involved
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Italian Chick Named Maria Mazza Posing
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Lucy Pinder and her Massive Racket
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Cam Girl Sasha And Her Big Tits Video
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Tribute to the Mini Skirt
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Use This Spray TO Get Laid
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2007

07

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I end up at a bar yesterday after a cop tries to give me a ticket for walking across the street on a green light but while the little hand was flashing and the place is fucking stupid. It’s an outdoor thing and I just want to get a couple of drinks in me to deal with the stress of being out in public. I get to the place and there’s a table next to me of some dude who thinks he’s a male model and a comedian bouncing around like and idiot, pulling down his pants, taking off his shirt and 3 girls buy into his shit and sit with him. As time goes on, dude starts smackin their asses, pulling up their shirts and making out with them. I figure that shit never happens to you so I’d tell you about it. At the other end of the bar there’s an older couple who are probably on vacation. They are about my age, probably have kids and they are making out harder than I’ve seen in a while. Dude slides his hand up his wife’s skirt and starts finger bangin her in in front of everyone in broad daylight and it was amazing. It wasn’t the first time I’ve seen that before, it’s not like I’ve never seen people fucking in a club, but shit was a married couple broad daylight at about 4 in the afternoon and that’s why I am posting my stepLINKS now…

Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest Video
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Even Aliens Love the Planet Earth As Rihanna Performs for some Earth Concert in a Tight Space Suit….
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Stream the Live Earth Concert Here
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Alessandra Ambrosio Cleaning Her Car in a Bikini
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1970 Tennis Promo Flyer With Ass
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Throwback Female Masturbation Lesson from the 70s
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Drunk Bride Video Cuz It’s Funny
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They Say This is a Video of John Legend Getting a Boner on Stage Hump Dancing a Fan…I am no penis expert and Can’t Tell
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Some Throwback Marilyn Monroe Singing In a Movie Clip Cuz You Like Jerking Off To Women from the 50s
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Laura Leighton Flashes Her Ass and Gives the Finger
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More Alessandra Ambrosio Cleaning her Car
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Paris Hilton Loves Every Second of her Fame
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Sienna Miller Does Some Fashion Shoot With God’s People
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Eva Mendes Bikini Pictures
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Adriana Lima Video Shooting Victoria Secret Swimsuit Catalog
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Some Girl Learning How To Drive Video
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Psycho Woman Goes Off on Cops
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Behind the Scenes With Some Massive Breasted Girl
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The Evolution of Donatella Versace
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A Ladder Wedgie TO Remind You of Highschool
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Liz Hurley Gets Her Leg Humped
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Harry Potter Likes Slamming Groupies Even Though They Only Want Him Cuz He’s Famous
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UCLA Student Got Stuck With Paris Hilton’s Old Cell Number
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Madonna To Cameo on The Simpsons
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Timeline of TV Censorship
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Weird Apple in Ass Insertion Video – Don’t Watch This
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Kimberly Stewart Went Shopping with Lohan’s Ex Boyfriend…It’s Always a Pretty Huge Dis when the Person You Love Starts Dating a Fucking Loser…Poor Lohan,
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Some Chick Talking About Her Boobs on Cam
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Some Chick Named Janet Chica Caliente Bikini Photoshoot Video
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Guess the Celebrity Calves
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Some Chick Named Kyla Pratt Rockin’ a See Through Shirt and Showin off Nipple
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Eva Longoria Wedding Pictures
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Behind the Scenes with Keeley Hazell During a Nude Photoshoot
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Some Chick Named Amy Reid Posing for You
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A 10 and 12 Year Old Girl Kidnapped the Neighbors Baby and Did a Bad Job
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Hot Asian Cam Girl Video
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Britney Disses Her Mom in Her Will
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Sparing People in the Park Stalked By Some Singing Weirdos….turning it into Mortal Kombat
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My Favorite Vanessa Paradis Song Becuse She’s Funny
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Wild Man Eats a Dead Sheep for Discovery Channel
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Asian Charlie Horse Punch
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Old Liz Hurley Sex Scene
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Paula Abdul Talks About Sex With Simon
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Crazy Chick Fight on the Street
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Jessica Simpson Out With Dane Cook
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Nicole Richie is Having a Boy
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Some Woman Drag Racer
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Some Dude Bangs His Gf on Video, Uploads it and Emails Me Askin To Make Him Famous….
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Sienna Miller See Through Dress from the Other Day
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Victoria Silvstedt tried to Sue Me, Here She is in Some Slutty Photoshoot
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More Michelle Marsh Dressed Fucking Slutty Pictures
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Clay Aiken Singing a Medley- Like Baby Got’s Back because he like Ass Play, But He Makes Up For it With the most Flaming Performance of Like a Virgin I’ve Seen I’ve Ever Seen…..and it goes on…and on….Watch it. Hysterical.
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Ugly Photobucket Girl Showing Off Her Sexy Poses and Ugly Face
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More of the Ugly Photobucket Girl Showing off
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Girls Naked Asses on Flickr But You Have to Log In
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Some Funny Porn Clip With “Construction Worker Chicks” – NSFW
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Daft Punk Dancing Girl
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Some Photobucket Tit Action
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Some Chick Named Seren Gibson Wet and Wild and Topless for Zoo
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Weird Harry Potter Retard Porn Clip To Freak You The Fuck Out
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Some dude’s Photobucket Ass Collection
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Naked Chicks for Girls Gone Wild
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Weird Asian School Girl Fantasy Video
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Some Saturday Fisting Action – Safe for My Work…
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This Will Help You Get Pussy
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2007

05

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I only own one pair of underwear and I am the kind of guy who needs to wear clean underwear everyday, otherwise I smell my own dirty ass when I am sitting at the computer so I decided to do a load of laundry, my wife is too useless to take care of me, so sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do shit for yourself. It makes it a lot easier when you’re sitting at home smelling your own ass when trying to find girls online to send you nude pics. It never seems to work out. Anyway, I had to get laundry detergent and the closest place to get it was at the drug store. When in there, some big breasted, big bootied 19 year old was wandering around aimlessly, she looked all wholesome and shit but something about her screamed that she loved sucking dick. I am not the kind of guy who really looks at girls on the street and think how great they would look naked, but it happens sometimes. I am usually more concerned with my social anxiety and dizzy spells from leaving my house, but today it happened. As she walked awkwardly through the aisles I saw her nervously approach the pharmacist and pick up 2 boxes of alesse or some other birth control pill and knowing she either was either a girl with period problems who needed to control that shit, or a girl who was ultra scared of pregnancy and liked the double protection or most likely a girl who let dudes bust inside her made me happy. It was like we were friends for a split second and I was suddenly a part of her most personal part of her life…..I saw a dude buying condoms at the gas station the other day and didn’t get the same feeling.

Either way, here are my links….

The Whore Hugh Grant Made Famous
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Katherine McPhee in Stuff Magazine Lookin Hot Enough To American Idol Up Inside Her
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Lazy Doggie is the Sex Position of the Day Because Watching 2 Chicks Demonstrate it Makes it Worth Clickin’
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Alessanda Ambrosio Lookin’ Fuckin Hot At the Beach….
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Behind the Scenes Danielle Lloyd Photoshoot Video
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Some Slut Named Suzana all Naked For You
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This Chick Knows How To Sell a Hat in Her Bra
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Some Amateur Chick Doing a Little Dance for You
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A Jakki Degg Picture Moment
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Lohan’s New Guy is Loser Lorenzo Lamas’ Son
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Some Girl Has Sex With an Inanimate Object
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Jessica Alba GQ August 2007 Spread
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Eva Longoria in Disneyland Paris With Her Husband on their European Vacation/Marriage/Whatever the fuck they are doing…
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Billy Bob Thorton’s Hair Plugs
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Denise Richards Has Lunch With Charlie Sheen’s Current Girl
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Jessica Biel Shits and Women Don’t Shit, Further Proof She’s Got Balls.
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Dude Fucks His Girlfriend, Takes Pics and Uploads it to Photobucket
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Mary Kate Olsen Photoshoot Lookin’ AIght
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How About a Silhouette Blowjob – Reminds me of Grade School
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And The Money Shot
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Lookin’ Good Cankles – I Mean Sweetheart
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Avril Lavinge is Getting Sued By Some Band from the 70s – here the song
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Random Twisted Porno Pictures
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4th of July Titty and Vadge Flash in a Parking Lot….No One Ever Does This Shit For My Site But Seem To Love Doing For Other People’s Sites…I hate all of you.
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Al Gore III – Son of Al Gore II – Former VP of the USA and Environmental Activist Gets Arrested for Drugs….
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Big Brother 8 Premieres Tonight – Meet the Sluts
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Hungarian Party Pictures With Nudity
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Biker Gets Caught Fucking a Hooker
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Some Evangeline Undressing Video
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Throwback Girls Gone Wild Midget on the Beach Moment…
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Anna Wintour from Vogue’s Daughter is Some Socialite Editor of Teen Vogue Nepotism Slut. But Wire Images Didn’t Know That and That Made Me Laugh Cuz I Bet It Ruined Her Day Because She Thinks She’s So Important
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Sex in the City Movie is Going To Happen Even Though The Sluts are 10 Years Older and More Busted
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Victoria Beckham Says She Has a Size 32B Bra Size
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Paris Hilton on Cover of Smashing Pumpkin’s New Album – Not Sure Why….Maybe Cuz the Lead Singer is Some Poofter Who Likes Trannies….
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Some Lesbian Got Kicked Out of the Ladies Room For Lookin’ Like a Dude
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Britney’s New Bodyguard
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Aly and AJ Michalka are Total Sluts
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Some Slut Named Brooke Kinsella Bikini Action
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Candice Michelle Bikini WWE Shoot
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Drunk Girls Flashing Tit and Ass
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Lunch With Anne Hathaway in a Dress
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Janet Jackson is Pretty Fucking Fat Again. Bitch Loves Food.
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Ellen and Her Lesbian Portia Out Together – Not Eating Each Other Out
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Some Big Titty At the Restaurant Surprise
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Big Underwear is the Summer’s Hot New Trend
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Four Teen Lesbians Getting Naked Video
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Dead Bird in Cereal Prank is Fucking Funny
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Some Cam Girl in the Shower
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Use This To Get Laid – Because Sex is More Fun Than Sticking Things in Your Ass to Switch Up Masturbation Adventures
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