I only own one pair of underwear and I am the kind of guy who needs to wear clean underwear everyday, otherwise I smell my own dirty ass when I am sitting at the computer so I decided to do a load of laundry, my wife is too useless to take care of me, so sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do shit for yourself. It makes it a lot easier when you’re sitting at home smelling your own ass when trying to find girls online to send you nude pics. It never seems to work out. Anyway, I had to get laundry detergent and the closest place to get it was at the drug store. When in there, some big breasted, big bootied 19 year old was wandering around aimlessly, she looked all wholesome and shit but something about her screamed that she loved sucking dick. I am not the kind of guy who really looks at girls on the street and think how great they would look naked, but it happens sometimes. I am usually more concerned with my social anxiety and dizzy spells from leaving my house, but today it happened. As she walked awkwardly through the aisles I saw her nervously approach the pharmacist and pick up 2 boxes of alesse or some other birth control pill and knowing she either was either a girl with period problems who needed to control that shit, or a girl who was ultra scared of pregnancy and liked the double protection or most likely a girl who let dudes bust inside her made me happy. It was like we were friends for a split second and I was suddenly a part of her most personal part of her life…..I saw a dude buying condoms at the gas station the other day and didn’t get the same feeling.
Either way, here are my links….
The Whore Hugh Grant Made Famous
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Katherine McPhee in Stuff Magazine Lookin Hot Enough To American Idol Up Inside Her
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Lazy Doggie is the Sex Position of the Day Because Watching 2 Chicks Demonstrate it Makes it Worth Clickin’
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Alessanda Ambrosio Lookin’ Fuckin Hot At the Beach….
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Behind the Scenes Danielle Lloyd Photoshoot Video
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Some Slut Named Suzana all Naked For You
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This Chick Knows How To Sell a Hat in Her Bra
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Some Amateur Chick Doing a Little Dance for You
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A Jakki Degg Picture Moment
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Lohan’s New Guy is Loser Lorenzo Lamas’ Son
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Some Girl Has Sex With an Inanimate Object
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Jessica Alba GQ August 2007 Spread
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Eva Longoria in Disneyland Paris With Her Husband on their European Vacation/Marriage/Whatever the fuck they are doing…
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Billy Bob Thorton’s Hair Plugs
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Denise Richards Has Lunch With Charlie Sheen’s Current Girl
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Jessica Biel Shits and Women Don’t Shit, Further Proof She’s Got Balls.
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Dude Fucks His Girlfriend, Takes Pics and Uploads it to Photobucket
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Mary Kate Olsen Photoshoot Lookin’ AIght
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How About a Silhouette Blowjob – Reminds me of Grade School
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And The Money Shot
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Lookin’ Good Cankles – I Mean Sweetheart
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Avril Lavinge is Getting Sued By Some Band from the 70s – here the song
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Random Twisted Porno Pictures
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4th of July Titty and Vadge Flash in a Parking Lot….No One Ever Does This Shit For My Site But Seem To Love Doing For Other People’s Sites…I hate all of you.
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Al Gore III – Son of Al Gore II – Former VP of the USA and Environmental Activist Gets Arrested for Drugs….
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Big Brother 8 Premieres Tonight – Meet the Sluts
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Hungarian Party Pictures With Nudity
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Biker Gets Caught Fucking a Hooker
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Some Evangeline Undressing Video
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Throwback Girls Gone Wild Midget on the Beach Moment…
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Anna Wintour from Vogue’s Daughter is Some Socialite Editor of Teen Vogue Nepotism Slut. But Wire Images Didn’t Know That and That Made Me Laugh Cuz I Bet It Ruined Her Day Because She Thinks She’s So Important
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Sex in the City Movie is Going To Happen Even Though The Sluts are 10 Years Older and More Busted
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Victoria Beckham Says She Has a Size 32B Bra Size
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Paris Hilton on Cover of Smashing Pumpkin’s New Album – Not Sure Why….Maybe Cuz the Lead Singer is Some Poofter Who Likes Trannies….
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Some Lesbian Got Kicked Out of the Ladies Room For Lookin’ Like a Dude
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Britney’s New Bodyguard
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Aly and AJ Michalka are Total Sluts
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Some Slut Named Brooke Kinsella Bikini Action
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Candice Michelle Bikini WWE Shoot
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Drunk Girls Flashing Tit and Ass
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Lunch With Anne Hathaway in a Dress
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Janet Jackson is Pretty Fucking Fat Again. Bitch Loves Food.
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Ellen and Her Lesbian Portia Out Together – Not Eating Each Other Out
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Some Big Titty At the Restaurant Surprise
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Big Underwear is the Summer’s Hot New Trend
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Four Teen Lesbians Getting Naked Video
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Dead Bird in Cereal Prank is Fucking Funny
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Some Cam Girl in the Shower
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Use This To Get Laid – Because Sex is More Fun Than Sticking Things in Your Ass to Switch Up Masturbation Adventures
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