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2007

01

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK Aug 1/07

I still have a pretty vicious migraine but I had to do the links cause duty calls. That means all you losers get from me right now is this bitches tits and these links below. At least until tomorrow.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Lindsay Hearts Drugs
GO

Ouch
GO

Claudia Gallegos is to hot for you
GO

Tired of the same old feeling of your hand and lotion, day after day?
GO

Jenny Gilbertson wants you to be her boyfriend
GO

Angeline Jolie is really fucking skinny
GO

Jessica Simpson’s movie really, really sucks
GO

The Japanese used to use the Chinese for guinea pigs
GO

An ode to Thailands sexual past and present
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Just in case you missed it the yesterday
GO

Lookin good Sweetheart
GO

Jeri Ryan like whoa!
GO

VIP Crew Ranch Party
GO

Kristen Cavallari Bikini Pics
GO

Parents are so fucking boring
GO

Painful pussy waxing
GO

Stunt Driving
GO

Snakes on a Bible
GO

Nicole Richie doesn’t want her child to be a bastard
GO

Hayden Panettiere…in a bikini…again….yawn
GO

Itchy nuts
GO

Homemade Catapult
GO

Britney is slowly killing her children
GO

The View traded one fat lesbian for another one
GO

Vintage Jennifer Aniston which actually made me laugh
GO

Triplets with big titties
GO

Molotov Cocktail Hit With Golf Club. Good times
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Idiot attempts s tunt and and fails miserably. Loser
GO

Everybody hates OJ
GO

Happiness is a new puppy
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Happy slapper. No, not like that, perv
GO

The Olsen Twins shop for more black
GO

Some weird magic thing I can’t figure out
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Kaye Moss is a nasty old rag
GO

DMX in the Doghouse
GO

Kim Kardishian Reality Show?
GO

Comicon chicks are just as weird as the dudes
GO

Who the Hell is Mercedes McNab?
GO

Use this to help your virgin ass get some
GO

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2007

31

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have to go to the doctor tomorrow so the posts may start a little later then usual and no, it isn’t the same itching and burning you have been having (you REALLY need to get that checked out) I know 5 of the 6 people reading this are unemployed anyways and don’t get up until noon, but I thought I would do you the courtesy of letting you know, cause I’m nice like that.

Fatass is coming back next week, and I can’t decide if I’m happy or not. The beer in our house seems to last a lot fucking longer, and all of the sudden there is an abundace of food as well. I do miss him tho, and I think this blogging thing has brought us closer together. Hopefully he keeps me working on the site as a part time correspondent, cause I’m sure some of you virgins out there get excited knowing there is a female around, instead of just some fat, impotent middle aged guy.

Here’s todays links, click them and make a wish!

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Drunken Pole Dance
GO

Maya Veronica Like Whoa!
GO

Double your pleasure, Double the Fun!
GO

Backyard nunchuck battle
GO

You better buy some condoms, virgin…
GO

Lisa D’Amato = Very Nice
GO

Hey there Vagina!!
GO

Fast cars you will never own, loser
GO

Nauseous Girl Falls in Toilet
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Drunken Mosh Girl
GO

I fucking love Gary Colemen
GO

Lookin good Sweetheart
GO

Cindy Crawford = Still Hott
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Three teens with bouncing booties
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Hegre Girls Holiday
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Now THATS what I call skateboarding!!!
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Seems like this Nun likes the wang
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One of the chicks from TATU upskirt
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Paris HIlton not loosing her inheritance. Fuck you bitch
GO

Jackie Degg will give you a boner
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Japan thinks of everything first
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Veggie Fuck
GO

Tubby gang bang
GO

Kelly Brookes like whoa!
GO

Dwarf Cage Fighting!!
GO

Bai Ling = Still weird
GO

Crazy Japanese prank
100 people chase a random person for no reason
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Buttered Floors
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Rod Stewart = Still Old
GO

Alessandra Ambrosio in a pink bikini
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Nicole Richie Comfirms she is pregnant finally
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Laundry Hottie
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Where it hurts
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Dumbest burgaler ever?
GO

Unbelieveable series of car crashes
GO

!!!BOOM!!!
GO

Dina Lohan proves once again that she has no brain
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Malaysia says no to Gwen Stephanie
GO

Hot or Not?
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Jenna Jameson loooks more like skeletor everyday
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Really, Really Hungry
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Lil Kim and God love Lohan
GO

One Punch KO
GO

Britney Spears is afraid
GO

Stephanie Tanner is classy
GO

Kathy Griffen spills the beans and looks sort of
(for kathy griffen)
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Paula Abdul = Trainwreck
GO

Mena Suvari in some magazine
GO

Nick cage is king of the castle
GO

Paris tried to outdo Lohan’s firecrotch shots
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Get laid and make mommy proud
GO

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2007

30

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 30/07

My ex called me and told me he is coming into town for the weekend and asked if he could stay with me for a few days. We had the the most crazy animal sex I have ever had in my life when we were together. Everyguy I have slept with since has pretty much been a let down, so it is pretty much granted that we are going to fuck if he comes here.

Im usually against having sex with exs, especially if they broke up with me (as is the case with this dude) I’m not interested in dating him anymore, but if there is one thing and one thing alone I miss about him, its letting him fuck the shit out of me for hours.

To top it off I have been working on this site way to much, and watching way too much god damned porn. I need to be dealt with properly by someone who knows how to do it. Needless to say I’m in quite the dilemma over here. What do you guys think?

Click these links in the meantime, ad make me smile…. 🙂

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Boob Match
GO

Insane bike crashs
GO

Blonde Hair, Big Tits. Do I really have to say anything else?
GO

Me so horny!
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More Britney Bullshit
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Megan Fox needs to dump David Silver
GO

Still fantasizing about TWINS?
GO

Cars + Half Naked Women = Very Nice
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Trapped in the Drive-thru
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Cash Warren = Idiot of the Day
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Live cow fed to tigers
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Two hot brunettes going at it
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Ingrid Coronado bikini shoot
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Girl caught masterbating. This is actually kinda creepy, but you’re probably into that
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Kelly Osbourne looking hot, for a fat chick
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Amazingly bad special effects
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Jade Goodie pokies
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Lola Ponce and her thong bikini on the beach
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My kind of kid
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Michelle Pfeiffer is hot
GO

Deleted Showgirls scene youve probably seen already, but whatever
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Skater versus Priest
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Scarlett Johannsson to play Jenna Jameson?
GO

Whats wrong with this picture?
GO

Magic Trick goes terribly wrong
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Do you take it?
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Make you friend think they have an STD!
GO

Fake blood guts and gore, but still pretty funny
GO

Home Dominatrix
GO

Simpsons celebrity cameo quiz
GO

Crazy trick pool shot
GO

Naked roller coaster record
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And MORE Britney Drama
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Karen dreams her first
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Rare Arab beauty pagent
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Ali Sims sings
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Store clerk gets shot by teenaged girl
GO

Faith Hill gets pissed at ballgrabber
GO

Shayla in the pool
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Cow crap kills the planet?
GO

Wild Eva and friends
GO

Paris Hilton to star is Space Opera
GO

Angie Everhart engaged to Joe Pesci. Wow.
GO

Gwen Stefani is fucking weird
GO

Usher didn’t get married
GO

Stephen Colbert reunites with the Bush Administration
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Wannabe webcam girls
GO

Some hot chick strips down
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Naomi Watts finally popped
GO

Paris Hilton looses inheritence
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Adriana Lima takes it all off
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Get laid, you know you wanna.
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2007

27

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 27/07

I’d love to write something funny here and see you all off for the weekend, but I’ll be honest. My friend just showed up here with a case of beer and we are going to get shit faced.

Have a nice weekend, assholes.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

Elizabeth Mascucci Photoshoot video – Part 1
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Elizabeth Mascucci Photoshoot video – Part 2
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Who’s Boobs?
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Some Blonde ditz and her husband think air guitar is cool
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YES! Even YOU can get laid. NO! Hell hasn’t frozen over!
GO

Rachel Zoe looks like a zombie
GO

Britney Spears brings her drama all the way to Vegas
GO

Underneth it all…
GO

Photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
GO

Gymnastics is for fags, here’s proof
GO

Soccer Holligans fuck some shit up
GO

Some Hott Brazlian Chick
GO

Lohan blames it all on the black kid
GO

You stay classy….
GO

Not so fast!
GO

Llona Staller tit flash
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Slut fucks herself with bottle
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Kim Kardishian hangs out on the street corner where she belongs
GO

Taylor Kennedy has big tits
GO

Penelope and Monica Cruz’s new Mango ads
GO

The Simple Life goes to jail – Part 2
GO

The voice behind Bart Simpson
GO

Maggie Q Photoshoot
GO

She is not amused
GO

More photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
GO

Penny Cruz boinking Bono??
GO

top 10 Video Tribute to Angelina Jolie
GO

The Joker has an 800 Number
GO

Aquafina is bullshit
GO

Spanish hotel stress release
GO

Best in British Boobs
GO

Crazy card trick
GO

Danielle Lloyd…in a Bikini…again…yawn.
GO

Mochael Lohan – Morality expert
GO

Vanessa Hudgens=Very Nice
GO

Deep throat
GO

Emily Rossum Little Black dress
GO

How NOT to get your ass kicked by the cops
GO

Honda Civic vs Ferrari.
hahahahahaha
GO

Follow the signs
GO

Asshole skinheads attck some innocent guy
GO

Prince Frederic Robbed; chained naked to steering wheel
GO

Hot or Not?
GO

Sleeping Nudes
GO

JLO is a pumpkin
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart(s)
GO

Keely Hazell and her twin
GO

Reality TV violence
GO

This could kill your baby, if you don’t kill it first
GO

A Tribute to Lohan
GO

Sienna Miller forgets her helmut
GO

Guy gets hit with a tazer
GO

Horny chick farts while humping
GO

Petra Nemcova lingerie shoot
GO

Sock puppet porn, because you get off on things like that
GO

Kids from Hanson are all grown up; Still look like homos
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And MORE Photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
GO

Lion eats some poor bastard
GO

How to: Pick up chicks like Kristen Bell
GO

Info on LOST for next season
GO

Audience laughing at “I know who killed me”
GO

Stephanie Ly and Jessica Burciaga
GO

And even MORE photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Jessica Simpson is a stalker
GO

Angelina jealous over Gwenyth Paltrow…sure
GO

Jodie Marsh half naked
GO

Jessica turned down role of porn star, you know cause shes a great actress
GO

Get laid tonight, I know I’m going to!!
GO

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2007

26

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 26/07

I went out with some of my guy friends last night to celebrate one of thier birthdays. One of them is also getting married so the night turned into the 3 of them complaining about getting older and loosing their freedom, while i went around slutting it up with various guys I met and drinking free shot after free shot.

I hate the idea of marriage to be honest and I have problems with guys I start to date because I can’t be with just one dude, I need variety. I’ve had more then on relationship end as a reult of this, and I know there will be many more.

My stepfather and mother hate each other and live with that every fucking day. Think about that for a second. They are there when you wake up, and they are there when you go to sleep. You know those assholes who say life is too short? Well, they are wrong, my friends, life is fucking LONG, and it wil be even longer if you have to spend every last fucking day of it with somebody you hate.

Here’s the links, click them and watch me go WILD!!

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

Come on down!! You’re the next contestant….
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Ew, Who farted?
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Yes!!1 It’s True!!! Now even YOU can get laid!!!
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Some Dude steals a tank and goes on a rampage
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Listen to the 911 call made the night of Lohan’s arrest
GO

Amy Winehouse is gorgeous!!
GO

Some chick I’ve never heard of topless on a beach
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FAKING IT!
GO

Ice-T rolls hard, yo!
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This kid is fucked up
GO

Love on the rocks…I mean rock
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Zahara and Pax are adoreable
GO

The impossible insertion
GO

video of Hillary Duffs Maxim shoot
GO

Heather Graham found a new (and fuckking geriatric) meal ticket
GO

Small dog pees on a big dogg
GO

Borat’s chick is pretty pregnant…
GO

Babes doing yoga
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Hillary Duff Hates little girl, makes her cry
GO

Paris Hilton buys another dog she will abandon in a week or two
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Golf, a simple game
GO

What if Paris went Lezzie in Jail?
GO

Zac Efron touches himself in public
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More speculation regarding Lohans alcohol monitoring anklet
GO

Denise Richard in a bikini
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Emily Parr in Nuts magazine
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Photobucket fun from Rogue Collector
GO She’s black and kinda proud of it
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Chicks take nudes of themselves
GO

Anna Nicole Smiths daughter is a cutie pie
GO

War is pretty shitty, man
GO

Miami Bikini Video
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Danielle Lloyd with no top on. Again.
GO

Lohan nearly broke?
GO

J.K Rowling has a huge rack
GO

Hillary Duff is sleeping with somebody new, that isn’t you
GO

World record weight loss, this is cool and disgusting all at the same time
GO

Britney fired her new assistant
GO

When Christina Applegate was funny and hott
GO

what a tease
GO

If you have a wedgie, just pick it
GO

More Photobucket fun from Rogue Collector
GO

The Paris Hilton Prison Blues
GO

Dina Lohan, would you please shut the fuck up?
GO

Two girls making out
GO

Some guy triend to black mail Tom Cruise
GO

Best condom advert ever
GO

VIP Hawaiian party
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Wow, this is pretty fucking racist
GO

For any of the women or gays reading out there
GO

Sucks to be you
GO

Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes are cheap
GO

Julia roberts isnt hott anymore
GO

Zed aint dead, he is a crackhead
GO

Bonus whores of the day
GO

Heidi Klum naked = Very nice
GO

That chick from My Girl turned out pretty hott
GO

And More Photobucket fun from Rogue Collector
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Cruise likes em starved
GO

Still a virgin? This will help
GO

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2007

25

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 25/07

Sugar Nell got an email today from some crybaby read regarding a post made yesterday about Michelle williams looking like a unisex Elf. It reads:

Why would short hair = elfin boy? Lots of attractive hetero women have short hair. Of course, long hair, bone crunching corsets and chastity belts (and more currently, big fake tits and orange skin) are required to advertise that I AM FEMALE. She obviously has breasts. She has a feminine face. She has a curvy and not emaciated body
Heather

And I replied:

Dear Heather

I was sent your email via Sugar Nell and I must say I’m pretty surprised about your reaction. My guess is your a girl with short hair who looks like a boy and therefore got offended about it. Do you take Women’s studies at school as well?

You obviously don’t read our site regularly, because I assure you that a) its usually far worse then that, and b) you would realize that what we do is commentary and satire on celebrities and their lives. It doesnt matter if we believe what we write, all that matters is that it is funny.

This morning for instance, I made a joke about Britney Spears putting Sean Preston on the BBQ and Lindsay Lohan running over small children in her car. Furthermore, there’s plenty of our readers (the ones who still play Dungeons and Dragons in their moms basements for instance) who think elves are actually quite sexy.

I think you need to lighten up and maybe not take things so seriously and with all due respect, get the sand out of your vagina.

Thanks for your lovely email.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

I hope she replies. Until then, clicks these links


Asian Girls kicks each others asses
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Asian Girls kicks each others asses
GO

The gayest Stewie moments ever
GO

Who says you can’t get laid?
GO

Paris Hilton makes out with dirtbags
GO

Sophie Howard Topless
GO

Jenna Jameson is going to be in a comic
GO

And today, in sex tape news….
GO

This news anchor is hates Lohan and I love him
GO

Some guy who’s really good with a spray can
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Snake up the bottom
GO

Idiot knocks himself out cold
GO

Roselyn Sanchez like whoa!!
GO

Fat bitch dancing, because fat people are funny
GO

Jodie Marsh is looking for a husband
GO

Bill O’Reilley vs The Turtle Kid
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10 Ways to get out of jury duty
GO

Vickie and Beckham are to exclusive for their own good
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Britney may loose her kids if her cousin and Fed-Ex have anything to do with it
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Lookin good Sweetheart
GO

Tina O’Brian like whoa!
GO

Sex Talks
GO

Aerobics chicks are hott, especially on the Mickey Mouse Club
GO

Serena Williams naked in Jane Magazine
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TITS! They look the same in every language
GO

Christina Aguillera camel toe
GO

Bush likes to pick his nose
GO

Top Ten big breasted blondes
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Michelle Marsh naked (again)
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Brazilian girls play beach soccer
GO

Michelle Rodriguez isn’t gay
GO

Lohan is worthless
GO

Great moments is Hollywood typos
GO

Cathermine Zeta-Jones is an idiot
GO

Angelina Jolie = Still Hott
GO

Marie-Louise Parker shows some skin on weeds
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The girls next door
GO

Fat girls shouldn’t ride swings
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Tom Cruise drunk and dancing
GO

Nasty bike crash…blood guys and gore.
GO

Pretty Paulina
GO

Lookin good Sweetheart
GO

Jessica Alba broke up with Cash Warren, but you still don’t have a chance, loser
GO

Courteny Love wants more surgery…ughhh
GO

L’OREAL are a bunch of liars
GO

Lohan’s alcohol thingy-ma-jiggy was real!! Who would have thought?
GO

Cate Blanchette is gettin naked
GO

Stop emailing me for sex and use this instead
GO

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2007

24

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 24/07

It’s been a long day, I think I have food poisoning I can’t tell for sure. I can’t decide if the bad thing about the date was the food and that I am now sick or the fact that I didn’t get laid, but I guess they are both pretty bad for their own reasons.

I don’t understand guys – nay – people who don’t want to fuck on the first date. Don’t give me that I don’t want to spoil it shit. I mean let’s be real, ee’ll probably end up never talking again anyways, because I have severe commitment issues, so let’s just fuck, enjoy the time we have, and get on with it. Second dates after no sex are for Mommies boys looking for a wife and girls who want to talk about their feelings. I am neither of those things.

Here’s the links. Click them and watch the magic happen.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com


The Lindsay Lohan rehab song
GO

Gun crazy kids and their just as insane parents
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Free Sex. Need I say more?
GO

Hilary Duff wants to clean your house
GO

Britney spears proves she is a train wreck once again because….
GO

Human can opener
GO

Jail Bait
GO

Lind$ay’S Dad want$ to help
GO

The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed Tape
GO

You stay classy…
GO

Some idiots flip a BMW their parents probably bought them
GO

Victoria Silvstedt sucks on a sausage. Seriously.
GO

Jennifer Garner’s underpants
GO

Trump Bot vs Bill Gates
GO

stunt Chicks
GO

Lookin’ good sweetheart
GO

Ginger Spice’s trainer scare the shit out of me
GO

Some hoes get wild at a Bachlorette party
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Get drunk and hit some walls.
GO

Kimberly Stewart looking kind of okay, only cause you can’t see her face
GO

Rachel Bilson = Very Nice
GO

Jennifer Walcott is worth leaving your wife for
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Life is short…
GO

Jordan finally names her kid and it’s even dumber then the fake one from a few weeks ago
GO

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Blech.
GO

Brad and Angelina have a better life then you and me
GO

Call on me workout
GO

The Black President Bush
GO

Co Co’s tits are fucking huge
GO

Kim Kardishain and her big ol’ cans of the day
GO

Hot or Not?
GO

Drunk girls public flashing
GO

Britneys Meltdown of the year is coming
GO

Lookin’ good sweetheart
GO

Rupert Everette thinks homos shouldn’t have kids
GO

Some idiots eats a Habanero pepper
GO

Flavor Flav’s Comedy Central Roast
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And MORE reasons Lohan is an idiot..
GO

Home sweet home
GO

Pink kinda looks like a chick for once
GO

Retro Celebrities
GO

Misa Campo is a hot whore
GO

Britney Pregnant again? Oh helllllllll no!
GO

Lil Kim ain’t so Lil
GO

Michael Lohan going on Larry King. Ooooh boy…
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Drunk chicks with no tops on and making out
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Lots of Tits
GO

Lauren Conrad in a Bikini
GO

Stacy Kiebler likes to party
GO

War, what is it good for?
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Topless fatties protest at a Hilldog event
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Some chick gets naked on her roof
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I actually fucked a guy who used this stuff. True story.
GO

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2007

23

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been getting a lot of emails asking questions about myself so I thought I would take some time to answer some of them here today

1) Yes, I am a different person then Jesus, and I am not just him dressed up as a girl posting. Althought the thought of that really makes me laugh.

2) As appealing as auctioning off my virginity to the highest bidder on the site, I’m not a virgin anymore, and have, in fact, been ruined many times over. And over.

3) Yes, Jesus is just as bad in real life

4) No, I’m not sure if I’m staying around when Jesus gets back, I hope so.

5) No, I haven’t lezzed it out with Sugar Nell…Yet.

6) Yes, I realize I am not as funny as/good as/ smart as/ etc as Jesus, but like or not, asshole, I’m her till he gets back. Deal with it.

Hope this answers some of the questions you guys had. Here’s some links, click them and your wildest dreams will become your reality.

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez


The Sexiest Ladies of the Simpsons
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Fill in the Blank – Family Guy
GO

How NOT to work out
GO

Finding sex has never been as easy as this
GO

Fat guys with hott wives. Yes, it really can happen and there is hope for you yet.
GO

And today, in Lohan drama….
GO

The child of my dreams
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Some bald dude gets laid. There’s hope for you yet
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The child of my dreams Part 2
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The internet has crashed!!
GO

Nichole Richie is a puker
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Some guy eats a live snake
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Long jumper hit by javelin
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Some bailbait chick does stuff with her tounge
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Is it still a nipslip when there’s tape over the nip?
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Jennifer Elliston like whoa!!
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Adriane Curry at the Playboy Mansion
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Pole vaulter hits the pavement
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Who’d you rather?
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Trouble for Brad and Angie? I don’t believe it, but whatever, here it is anyways.
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Smallest and tallest man meet in person.
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Vadgeonna wants to make a movie….Oooooh boy…
GO

Britney drives with son in lap. Again
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Harry Potter is rich and turns 18 today, so he’s finally legal. If I slept with guys my age, I would so be all over his ass.
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Kate Moss sex tapes??
GO

Heather Locklear is getting it in with that old dude still
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Some flexible chick in a bikini
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Pervert Dentist
GO

Don’t fuck with an elephant
GO

Yet another reason I am never, ever going to Iran
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You stay classy, Britney!
GO

Gone Baby Gone Trailer
GO

Jana goes lesbian
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Rihanna is number 1
GO

Heather Locklear wants to kick Pam Anderson’s ass!
GO

80’s Porn is funny, especially when it involves incest
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Young Demi Moore Topless
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ESPN readers are more offended by gambling them dog killing
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Biggest movie mistakes
GO

Hot Asian chick of the day
GO

Highschool students strip for teachers
Thanks Jonathan
GO

Rupaul is as funny as ever
GO

Anastasia Ashley kind of naked
GO

Eva Mendes topless
GO

Your body is underage
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Michelle Marsh with her top off. I think I will be more surpriced next time I actually see her with her top on.
GO

Anya has giant tits
GO

Hey, where’s her ipod?
GO

Half naked Claudia Schiffer in Vogue
GO

Sex sells. Duh.
GO

Kelley Hazell’s pussy in Cashback
GO

Flickr Tits
GO

I actually fucked a guy who used this stuff. True story.
GO

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2007

20

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 20/07

I’m way to tired to write anything funny here right now. It’s been a long week without Jesus around, and I hope most of you guys are happy with the site content. He left us some big shoes to fill. If not, just keep your pants on, fatass will be back soon.

I made you some links tho, click them and I will be your best friend.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com


Hollywood’s best sugar momma’s
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And today in Porn….
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Next time your friend passes out drunk, do this….
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Sally Kirkland is a fucking nut
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Prison Thriller, as in the music video by Michael Jackson.
GO

Lohan Arrested and released. I hope next time she runs over a fucking kid.
GO

Arab road skating
GO

Drink or Strip?
GO

Shit is hitting the fan for Lohan’s career
GO

Elvis lives, and he’s fucking Sunrise Adams
GO

This guy likes to pee on hookers, of course for you that’s just an everyday thing, cause you’re a perv like that.
GO

Big tits and a mini skirt
GO

My lawyer can beat up your lawyer
GO

Some kid plays the Simpsons theme on two guitars.
GO

Some Russian pop star does Playboy
GO

Some chick from Big Brother with no top on
GO

Wrestling chicks
GO

High speed camera records water balloon breaking
GO

Natalie Portman’s nipple, kind of
GO

Who the hell is Carolina Marconi
GO

Shit from Japan is fucked up, and no, I’m not racist
GO

Taking it back to the 50’s
GO

More of pregnant Naomi Watts
GO

Thoughtful abortion debate.
Thanks Amy
GO

Kate Moss is crying…hahaha
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Johnny Depp is getting married. I am very, very sad.
GO

David Beckham presents Youth Cup
GO

Lohan cleavage
GO

Asian guy gets shot by paintballs
GO

Kangaroos will kick your ass
GO

Space shuttle takes out a bird
GO

More crackhead antics of Pete Doherty
GO

Lookin good Sweetheart
GO

Suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone
GO

Tara Reid’s tits are fucked man
GO

R.Kelly is fucking weird
GO

Pierce Brosnan to be the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine is yet another Hollywood remake they are going to ruin
GO

Paris Hilton is really making good on her word to change
GO

Veronica Logan = Very Nice
GO

Justin Timberlake likes the meat
GO

Swapping Kate Moss for Maggie Gyllenhall? OOooooookay…
GO

Courtney Love can’’t spell, but sure still rocks harder then you ever will
GO

Don’t pee on the ice
GO

Orgasm booth
GO

Britney Spears, hooker widow
GO
Delores Oriordon’s drummer had a seizure on stage
GO

Morrissey has beef with Madonna
GO

It’s business time!
GO

Masumi Max and Francine Dee = The Hottness
GO

Britney remembers panties for once!!
GO

Amy Winehouse if a fat fucking pig
GO

Ricky Martin pretends to be straight
GO

Gisele turns 27
GO

You stay classy…
GO

Find sex fast and easy online
GO

We all know you are a virgin, use this to get laid
GO

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2007

19

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 19/07

I went to get a sandwich today with my friend, and it was great but I got really full you know, like to full in some ways. The thing about me is I have a really weak gag reflex (but only when it comes to gross shit, not for head or anything). As I’m walking down the street we turn the corner and theres this bum throing up on a wall, but this was some serious vomit. I don’t think I have ever seen this much vomit come out of a person, and trust me, I have seen a lot of people puking in my 18 years.

So right away, I’m all “I’m gonna hurl, I’m gonna hurl!� and my friend is all “Nono, don’t do it!� and I started dry heavy really bad about ten feet passed where this dude was still puking. Now also remember that this is on a busy city street, Thursday afternoon at 3, so there’s loads of people walking by, watching me dry heaving and wondering what’s up and then looking passed me to see this bum loosing his insides on the wall of the pizza place. It was truly a Kodak moment.

Here’s the links, click them and I’ll give you a kiss.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

Meat or Malady?
GO

How To: Rig a coin operated machine and never pay for laundry again
GO

More of the mess that is Britney Spears
GO

Tom Cruise is a Nazi
GO

Could somebody shit this fucking bitch up please?
GO

Pretty cool stunt with a Mini
GO

Paris Hilton has great choice in men
GO

Your mom is a slut
GO

Academic Honesty. This one is good.
GO

Pam Anderson soaking wet, and wearing white
GO

Half naked Shay Laren
GO

Danielle Lloyd will do anything for money
GO

Guys Wake friend up with a punch in the nuts
GO

Posh’s legs are pretty nasty
GO

Video of MiMi Rogers nude
GO

Ali Larter showing off her legs
GO

Quinton Jackson dry humps his interviewer
GO

Some aerobics instructor lets one rip on the air
GO

Amy Winehouse is one classy broad
GO

Nick Nolte is a drunk bastard, but he shared a table with me once at a restaurant, so he’s cool with me
GO

Plug your ears: Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheriden duet on the way
GO

K-Fed is getting a job
GO

Content .vs. Commerce, assholes.
GO

Not too sure who Michael Bay is, but apparently, he sucks
GO

Plastic surgery fun with Tara Reid
GO

Jessica White models for Victoria’s Secret
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Catherine Zeta-Jones is way too hot for that old dude she is married to
GO

Review of Courtney Love’s show at the Roxy
GO

Katherine McPhee’s temporary tattoos
GO

Angelina Jolie is amazing and fuck you if you don’t like her
GO

Dude surfing a tsunami wave. Amazing!!
GO

The Internet: Reposted
GO

One shirtless bum beats the piss out of another
GO

Carlsberg and Mentos
GO

Some chick from Nebraska with a nice rack
GO

Jessica Alba wears stupid shoes
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Photo of the Day
GO

Tragedy caught on film
GO

Hilary Duff is into Leather
GO

Christina Aguilera is nice I think
GO

Dita Von Tease likes porn. I am shocked. SHOCKED
GO

Shay Lauren, like whoa!
GO

Rihanna should be a model instead
GO

Mischa Barton – “I’m different�
Us – “No, you’re not…�
GO

Daryl Hannah looking hefty
GO

Simpson’s pissed off the pagans
[nelson] Ha Ha [nelson]
GO

God damn Lohan is an idiot
GO

Find that special someone by stalking them on the internet first
GO

Use this, and your friends will finally stop teasing you for being a virgin, I promise.
GO

Email links and loveletters to stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com

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