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2007

18

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got drunk last night and I don’t remember anything exciting happening, but that is probably because I don’t remember my night, but I do remember seeing a bachelorette party or stagette or whatever the fuck you call the parties that girls who are getting married go on as an answer to Bachelor parties. This bride to be was fucking disgusting and her crew were also disgusting. They were all drunk and pretty fucking easy because they were jealous that their ugly friend landed a man by probably sabotaging his condom on a one night stand, but then again, I don’t know who she is marrying and he could be equally ugly as her….but I like to assume that the whole thing was some weird joke on us, like she wasn’t really getting married at all, she just went out like that as a tool to get dudes to talk to them. Unfortunately, it wasn’t working very well for because no dudes wanted to take part in their stupid party games like buying her lollipops or signing her thigh, they would just walk by annoyed, as if they were being attacked by a homeless crackhead for change. I saw one poor drunk guy get sucked into her trap and he didn’t know what the fuck he was doing or what the fuck he got himself into but it looked like they took him back to his hotel room, making me believe that no sex is better than an orgy with ditch pigs…

Here are my links….


Beach Beauty Contest Paying Tribute to Hot Beach Bodies…
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Jenna Jameson Looking’ Like HIV Out and About
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Poor Girl Can’t Afford a Skirt
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Celebrity Catwalk for Charity was the Other Night and Some D-Lister Showed Off Her Ass…
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Suck My News…for the Week…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some 18 year Old Rides the Sybian
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Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures
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Jessica Simpson Fall 2007 Collection Ads
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Jordan Likes a Shaved Asshole
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Some Idiot Girl Pretending to Be Lohan Pulling a David Hasselhoff and it’s Not Funny…
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Some Chick Is a Disaster as She interviews Holly Hunt
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Ashley Tisdale at Some Event Lookin’ Pretty Okay
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Lohan’s Tits Go On a Bikeride
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Fucks a Teddybear…
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What the Hell happened to Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Amy Winehouse Shoplifting Pictures
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Hooters Bikini Pageant Pictures
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Jessica Simpson Got a New Nose
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Some Running of the Bulls Carnage.
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Toxic on the Ukelele
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Some Scared Cheater Ends Up Naked Hanging Outside a Window
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Jack Nicholson has Broken Saliva Glands
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Some Weird Women in Film Video
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Some Chick Named Larissa’s Photoshoot
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Rampage Jackson Farts on a Female Reporters Face
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Lilly Allen Leaves a Club is a Huge Plastic Bag….Because She Realizes No One Wants to See Her
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Whud’ya know about Christopher Walken
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Christina Aguilera Shopping With Her Family
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Some Webcam Chick Named Anabelle Doing Her Thing
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To Catch a Predator – Reunion Special
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Jay Z Has Crazy Money
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High Elvis On Stage Video I Fucking Love…
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Some Kids Destroy Some Dudes New Hummer
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Paris Hilton in the Same Dress as a 10 Year Old
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Some NSFW Dwarf Sex
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Some Girl’s Slutty Pics for her Boyfriend….With Penetration…
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Put Your Hands Up For Detroit Has Lots of Sluts Showing Off Their Asses
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Some Girl Does Some Crazy Tongue Tricks Video
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Some Girl is Not Cheap or the Porn Site Money Talks…
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FleshFlicks – Briana Banks Bangs Some Dude
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A List of Stage Names…
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Rhianna’s VMA Promo Shoot Shot by David Lachapelle
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Next Door Nikki is Knocked Up Nikki Because Sluts Always End Up Getting Knocked Up…
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Weightlifter Shits Herself When Trying To Lift Too Much
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Video Footage of the Earthquake in Peru …We’re All Going to Die the Earth is Out to Get Us…
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up To
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Chick Can Open A Bottle of Beer With Her Tit
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Burt and Ernie Do The Movie Casino…
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Some Kid Doing an Impressive Backflip
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That chick Luba Naked – Dressed Like a Gypsy and Fucking Hottest Body Ever…
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Some Mandy Moore Singing Some Umberella….
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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2007

16

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was very hungover today. I don’t really know what happened last night but I know it ended with me passed out on the floor and that’s always a sign of a decent night where memories of whatever happened will be easily forgotten by me and probably not so forgotten by the poor people I came in contact with.

I ran into some dude who’s girlfriend I offended on myspace. He wanted to punch me in the face but ended up being cool about the whole thing because he dumped her for being crazy. I guess it’s a little lesson that fucking with people online can hurt their feelings, make them want you dead and the whole not knowing who a person is can make the obsess over finding out, making the confrontation a lot more passionate than if you just told his girlfriend what you said online to her face. I can’t really help being what I am on the internet, it’s like I channel some fucking bullshit that makes me try to poke fun at everything, but the average person just doesn’t get it.

The lesson of the day was to not tell people you run a website because it may leave you dead in the gutter.

Here are my links…Enjoy while I go drink again in hopes of killing this 12 hour hangover…

Amy WInehouse’s Hot Thonged Ass
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Britney Spears’ Cellulite Ridden Legs Hates her Kids
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Some Drunk Chick in a Short Skirt Makes A Fool Of Herself Because She Has to Pee
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The Girls of Moto X Teach us a Physics Lesson in Bikinis….
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Shakira’s Sexy Bikini Photoshoot Video
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Topless News….By Some Chick Named Tera Wray…Topless
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Britney Spears Topless Allure Magazine Outtakes.
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Sex Scene or Murder Scene…
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Adriana Karembeu Naked in Photo Magazine
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Some Hot Slut Teaches Us How to Iron….With Her Great Tits
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Isabella Ferrari Nude on Some Yacht…
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Shannen Doherty Topless in Some Movie
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Some Slut Tells Us What’s New On RipeTV
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Katie Lohmann Lookin’ Hot….
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Nicolette Sheridan Out and About Lookin’ Hot
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Some Goth Dude Let’s His Friend Bang His Gf’s Ass…NSFW
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Angelina Jolie Fucking in Some Movie
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The Weirdest Condom Ad I’ve Ever Seen – With Full Vagina
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Hilary Duff and Her Killer Legs Performing
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Dudes Do The Invisible Rope Prank to Cars
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up TO
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Lookin Good Beth Ditto
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Dudes in Wheelchairs Beat Each Other Down…
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This is one of the stimulating conversations that happen on my forum that no one visits….
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Insane Webcam Ass
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Pam Anderson’s Tits Grocery Shopping…
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Some Weird Sex Ed Video Someone Sent Me
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True Porn Clerk Stories
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TIna Fey is Ugly but Was Even Uglier…Throwback Pics
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Some Miss Teen USA Contestants Lined Up in Bikinis
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Man Vs. Wild Bear Grylls is a Phony and Here’s the Proof…
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The Lohan Lost Dog Poster Wasn’t Done By Paris Hilton…So I take Back Calling Her Clever Yesterday…
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Who Says Hip Hop is Dead Video…Is Fucking Hilarious….
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Some Dude Puts His GF’s Hot Pics On His Photobucket…
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Angelina Jolie Performing Some Stunt For You To Jerk Off To…
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Amanda Bynes Has Hot Legs in This Short Skirt…
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Adrian Grenier is Banging Paris
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Vanessa Anne Hudgens Looking Good in a Red Dress
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This Crazy Kid Roller Skates Under a Bunch of Cars
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Bearforce Video because You Are into Bears…Homo.
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Nicole Scherzinger Lookin’ Hot At Some Event…
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Gisele Looks Hot on Vanity Fair Cover
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Some Idiot Vs the Treadmill
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Drunk Nip Slips
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Keeley Hazell Naked in Cashback
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Some Old Alex Trebek Outtake…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This Spray Will Get You Laid…
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2007

15

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I just got a bill for the rubber vaginas a company sent me for some product test I could never do for them because my dick doesn’t work. I was thinking about lining them up and having this gay black dude who hangs out in my neighborhood work his magic on them in video and tell us what he thought the best one was, but I ended up taking them out of the box and tried fucking them all by rubbing my useless dick and saggy balls all up on it because I had hope since they didn’t didn’t smell like whatever my wife’s been cooking in her pants the last few years….

I set up a meeting with the fag to see if he could do anything with them and when I pulled them out they were covered in pubes. He didn’t believe me when I said that it must have been something on my floor. Needless to say, that video probably won’t be happening, but fedEX still managed to hit me up with 60 dollars for customs and that makes me cry on the inside.

Whenever I am sad…I just click my links. Since you’re always sad, I expect you to click my links too. Cuddles.

Mandy Moore is a Man
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Here’s a Game Called Pornstar or Popstar. They Are Pretty Much the Same Fucking Thing in My Mind…But The Game’s Worth Playing…
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First Lohan in Rehab Picture
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Some Chick Named Jenny Gilbertson Posing in a Bikini on Video
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Some Dude Reenacts Seinfeld and Plays Every Character Himself
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Heidi Montag’s Boyfriend Didn’t Even Give Her a Real Diamond Ring
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Hidden Camera Show Catches Guys Lookin Up Girls’ Skirts
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Whoose Boobs? – The Chocolate Edition Game
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Selma Blair on the Cover of Dazed Topless
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Paris Hilton Has It Out For Lohan in this Lost Dog Poster She Put Up. I Hate To Admit that this is kinda clever…
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Some Strange Lesbians in Panties Commercial for a Convenience Store
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Paris and Nicky Hilton ask for $500,000 to Host a NYE Party
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Woman Takes a Piss/Shit on the Side of the Street Video
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Some Idiot Tries a Ladder to Pool Trick and Fails.
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Katharine McPhee is Pregnant on the Set of Some Shitty Movie
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Some Bitch Named Emma Griffiths Posing
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Keira Knightley is Posing in Elle Magazine
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Kid Splatters Himself on the Wall
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Danielle Lloyd Taking Her Tits for a Walk
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Some Freak Gets Some Other Freak to Perform Some Freakish Stunt That Could Kill Her
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Some Hot Imports Night Video I May Not Be Into – But You Probably Are
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Jordan’s Black Panty Upskirt
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Britney Spears Hit K-Fed with a Frying Pan
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What the hell is the dude with the Mohawk wearing?
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Jenna Jameson Has Completed her Duck Surgery…Whatever that means…
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10 AIDS Ads from Around the World
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Perez Hilton is a Celebrity Rap Superstar for MTV and I Don’t Fucking Get It…Motherfucker’s Got No Business Being on TV and Should Stick to his Socially Awkward Blog….
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Guy Smashes His Friend with an Ironing Board
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Video of Some Chick Peeing
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They are Saying that Halle Berry is 2 Months Pregnant
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Dude Get Knocked the Fuck Out in Front of Chicks
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Some Girls Showing Their Junk at a Fast Food Restaurant
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Gwen Stefanis is Wet and Slutting Out for Her Perfume Line
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6 Days Til Hayden Panettiere Turns 18
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Britney Spears Hates Her Kids
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Kim Kardashian Has Ass Implants
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Karolina Kurkova and Selita Ebanks together in Pictures Making You Hot and Bothered While Reading My Site. Sick-o.
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Brandon Davis’ Weird Fucking Eye Disorder
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Some Urban Ninja’s Doing Their Urban Ninja Parcour Shit.
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Some Cam Girl Named Renee Doing What Cam Girls Do….
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Some Topless Chick Should Be The New Spokesperson for Coca Cola
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Japanese Porn May Be Pixelated to Block Out The Genitals – But That Shit Doesn’t Hide The Squirt
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I know People Who Get Laid From This and You Could be One of Them
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2007

14

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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It turns out that I slept on a lot of bikini picture sets today and that’s too bad. There was Jenna Jameson and I had them all lined up with a post in mind about AIDS and Porn and then there was Pam Anderson and I am sure there were others. I guess I am just slowly getting back intot he groove. The good thing is that I have the stepLINKS to pick up my slack, so here are a bunch of links I thought were worth checking out and being no authority on what’s good, you can click them at your own risk. Cuddles.

Jenna Jameson Looking Like HIV Bikini Pictures
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Nicole Richie’s Boob’s Keep Getting Bigger Cuz She’s Pregnant
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FHM Australia Hottie Isabel Lucas is Worth Lookin’ At before She Realizes She’s Too Good For You…
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Fatty or Farm Animal?
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Diane Kruger See Through Bikini Top
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Some Blind Girl Playing Helen Keller Falls Off Stage
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Greek Police Beat Up Some Kid Held in Custody
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Obama Girls Vs the Giuliani GIrls Video Dance Off…
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Some Chick Named Jelena For You….
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The Worst Celebrity Tans
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Sophie Marceau in a Bathing Suit on a Yacht Because Summer is Still Here…
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Britney Spears’ Panty-Clad Ass
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Some Evan Rachel Wood Photoshoot You’ll Jerk Off To In Blood Like You Were Marilyn Manson
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Some Pam Anderson Bikini Pictures
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Some Dude Named Zion I Performing at USC
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Some Indian Actress Named Bipasha Basu in Some Revealing Dress
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The Worst Band Ever Caught on Film
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Amy Winehouse is in Rehab with her Boyfriend/Husband/Pete Doherty Impersonator
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Some Mandy Moore on the Golf Course
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Rope Pulling / Tug of War the Japanese Way…
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Do you know what your daughter is up to?
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Mary Kate Olsen Makes Out With Ben Kingsley
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Jessica Alba’s Hard Nipples on the Set of Some New Movie
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The 50 Hottest Women in Music
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Bear Grylls is Hungry and Eating Live Watersnakes…
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Janice Dickinson and Her Tits Humiliate Some Poor Dude
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This is What Swimming in Tokyo is Like…
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Hilary Clinton’s New Political Commercial….If I was American I Would Vote For Her Because she has Tits…
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Some Miss Universe Naked and Posing…
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News Reporter Laughs While Reporting a Fatal Accident…
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How To Make a Laser that Burns Stuff…
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Youtube has Made Cable Access Shows Obsolete. Any Fag With Bad Jokes Can Become Pat O’Dbrien….
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Megan Fox and Gillian Anderson’s Tits are Friends
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Krusher Sent in this Looking Good Sweetheart Set – Scroll Down….
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Former Pornstar Tries to Become a Video “model” while her Brother tries to become an emcee in this online movie….
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Lohan’s getting Sued For Assault…
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Some Beyonce in Lingerie Video Called Deja Vu that You’ve Probably Seen
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Clay Aiken is a Drag Queen and Performs Like One As Singing Justin Timberlake…
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Some Chick Naked in Nature…
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Some American Idol Contestant Goes into Labor When Singing for the Judges
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Some Chick Named Maggie Grace at some Premiere
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Meet Mr No Legs….
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Some Chick Flashing Cars Above the Highway…
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Some Chick Named Slinta Stone in Picture
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Some Drunk Chick in the Bar Acting Up….By Writing Her Name With Her Pussy….
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Pornstar Savanna Samson Explains it All To Us…
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Some Stupid Song Called What ABout Blowjobs…
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Some Naked Amateurs for You…
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This Shit Worked on my Stepdaughter and She’s Got a Vagina – So It’s Worth Trying…
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2007

11

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got hacked. Some dude hacked into my site, threw up a pop-up ad and changed the font to be big, which isn’t that big of a deal I guess, since this is probably one of the ugliest websites out there and his unintentional design changes were a bit of an improvement. I guess throwing up the banner was also a pretty good thing too because it’s nice to see someone finally making some money off this shit because I know I am not.

It’s not the first time that I’ve been hacked, a year ago someone hacked into my GMAIL because I called Josie Maran a slut for being pregnant. He never gave the email account back to me and that was a bit of a pain in the ass because it had all kinds of shit I had written over the years that I would just email to myself to save. About a month later someone hacked into this site and it took me a while to get it back up, forcing me to change server companies and shit because it never got quite right. Those people were just assholes trying to fuck with me.

I have a feeling that this guy is just a pro who knows how to make money by doing this shit. I have barely written anything in the last month, so there’s no way he’s out to get me, it was just a random attack.

It seems like things are back to normal for now, or until the hacker reads this and decides to step up his game. I would really rather he didn’t bother because there are much bigger sites that would have a bigger impact if hacked. My site’s like a mom and pop shop being robbed of our little retirement money when Wal Mart’s right around the corner and motherfuckers have more money in each cash register than we’ve got in our safe, if you know what I mean.

Please don’t hack me and if you are just doing it cuz you’re bored, click these links to distract you.

The 50 Best Sex Scenes in Mainstream Movies
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Paris Hilton May Be on UK Celebrity Big Brother…
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Girl Shows off Her Underwear in the Least Sexy Way Possible
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A Balls in Peril Slideshow for You To Laugh At
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Bruce Willis is a Pimp With a Young Bitch in a Bikini
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Which Celebrity Mom is Hotter?
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Shot by Kern Video of an Asian Chick With a Bush Nude Modeling for the Photographer Richard Kern
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Mary Kate Olsen in Rags on the Set of Her New Movie
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Michelle Branch See Through Shirt…
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Jennifer Ellison Music Video
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Dude Gets His Chest Hairs Burnt Off VIdeo
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Kelly Osborne Show’s Off Her Fat Calves
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Amanda Bynes in a Short Skirt For You
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Ben Savage Reads Dlisted…No One Reads DrunkenStepfather
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Hayden Panettiere Showing Off Her Broad Shoulders and Thick Legs in a Mini Skirt
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Jessica Biel Flashing Her Panties – Could Be Old News But I am Still Surprised She Doesn’t have a Dick
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In Honor of my Last Hacker….Josie Maran is a Fucking Slut.
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So is Amy Alexander from UK Big Brother…
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Some Paris Hilton Cleavage to Remind Us Of The Days She Used to Suck Cock and Take Loads on Them in Video
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Olivia Munn’s Hot Beef Injection – I Was in Asia So This Could Be Old.
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Billy Fucks His Aunt Video – NSFW – But Hysterical
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Idiots Blow Up A Canister of Propane…
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Hot Chick Named Alena Seredova Topless and Slutty on the Beach
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Dude Beats Up an Old Lady
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Leonardo Has a New Movie on the Environment. I Believe This Shit is a Good Cause. Watch the Trailer….
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Leonardo has an Online Community for His New Movie on the Environment. This is a Good Cause. Join It….
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Some Photobucket Chick’s Naked Pics
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Some Guys Photobucket Collection of Sluts…
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An Amazing Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Thanks for the Pics
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Hot Tits on Video
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Deaf Guy Has a Shitty Day
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Andy Roddick Grabbing Him Some Mandy Moore…
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Charlize Theron Lookin’ Good in Green
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Guess The Breasts Game….
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Drunk Russian Sex – NSFW
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More Drunk Sex – NSFW
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Lohan Cleans the Toilet in Rehab
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Britney Caught on Tape in a Fender Bender
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Debra Messing’s Fat Cellulite Ridden Legs
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Huge Fight at a Russian Wedding
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Some Dude Talks About Fucking Britney
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Tennis Player Kills a Pigeon
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Pussy Waxing Video
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50 Cent Says “Fuck You” to MTV in this Interview
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The Easiest Way To Earn Cash
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Use this to get pussy because you need pussy more than you need 20 dollars….
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Bonus:

Spiderman, Venon, Batman, Superman and Robin Go to an Abandoned Building for a Photoshoot….
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2007

10

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I am jet lagged and I am bitching at everyone I know about it. I meant to get these links up yesterday but I ended up passing out at 6 pm, sober and only woke up at 8 am. I am feeling a little fucked up, but since I am committed to figuring out how to run this site again, I decided that the first thing I will do, an hour and a half after waking up is delivering you some links to start your day. I still don’t have photoshop but some geek I know is supposed to be delivering it to me at some point today. I’ll make it happen.

Here are the links, this is my first time doing them in a month so I am a little confused but may get back into the groove eventually….

How To Get Into A Celebrity Nightclub…
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Pregnant Nicole Richie Shows Off Her Milky Filled Tits
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Inside Scoop – Jessica Alba Has Herpes
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Paris Hilton has a Stripper Pole and Picture of Herself in Her Living Room Because She Loves Herself and Thinks She is Hotter than She Is…
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Check out SlinkyMink’s Topless FHM Gallery
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Sexy When Wet Video
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Some 21 Year old Girl Lived in a Glass House
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Eva Mendes Showing Off Her Body
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Peaches Geldof Topless
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Playboy Mansion Gets Investigated on a Sexual Assault Charge
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Some Chick Named Nina Moric Bikini Photoshoot
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So some Serial Killer Named Jesus Demartinez is Fucking Up My Name….Thanks Psycho
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Flava Flav gets a Lifetime Supply of Porn…I don’t.
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Amy Winehouse Goes to Rehab
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Mena Suvari Shaved Her Head Because She’s Showing Off Her Forehead
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Kim Kardashian’s Reality TV Show on E! Poster
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Jennifer Ellison Picture Moment
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Midget Wrestler Fucks the Ref and Makes Us All Laugh Because His Dick is Bigger than Yours…Who’s the Little Guy Now? Asshole. NSFW
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Angelina Jolie Stopped Fucking Pussy for Brad Pitt
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Iraqi Couple Caught Fucking on Night Vision
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Sexy Commercial for Strong Hair Staring Oliver Dachkin
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Rocio Guirao Diaz is Posing in Lingerie
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Some Dude’s Photobucket Porn Collection
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Some Other Dude’s Photobucket Collection of Chicks He’ll Never Bang
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Harland Williams is Crazy on Conan O’Brien
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Some Other Dude Playing With Guns on Photobucket, Call The Cops.
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Some Camera Man Gets Knocked Out By A Male Pornstar – NSFW
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Gallery of Girls in Towels
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Some Ashley Hartman Interview You Probably Won’t Watch Cuz She’s Not Naked
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If You have $1000, you May Want to Go on This 3 Day Long Booze Cruise. I don’t have $1000 so I won’t be there….
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Jenny McCarthy as a Playboy Bunny
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Some Prank on Second Life that Will make You Laugh
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Upskirt Prank I have Already Linked
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Jennifer Hawkins Was Offered to do Nudes for Zoo Weekly – See Some Slutty Pictures of Her in Anticipation for those to hit.
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Ashley Madison is a Dating Site for Married People. This is their LA Billboard that Makes me Laugh because Monogamy is always Monotony.
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Rumor is that Lohan is Knocked Up. Trying to Keep Up With Her Friends I Guess.
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Eva Herzigova Upskirt Pictures
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Some 70s Incest Cowboy Losing Her Virginity Porn Worth Watching…NSFW
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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2007

08

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Well kids, it’s been real, but Jesus is back in town and it’s time to give the badge back to the Sheriff.

Thanks for all the links and nice emails from all of you who took the time to send them. Honestly, there was alot, and I didn’t get an answer them all or post them all, but I did read them I assure you.

It looks like I’m going to be staying around to help with the family business, which some of you will be happy to hear and some of you are probably really pissed off about. Can’t please everyone tho, you know? I’ll be off for the next day or so however, most likely passed out in a gutter somewhere.

Oh and sorry to the people who got mad when I called Madonna’s kid an AIDS baby. I didn’t mean it in like the real AIDS baby sense, just like the joking AIDS baby sense. I promise I will try not to hurt your crybaby feelings anymore, deal?

So long, Virgins!!

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez

Krystal Blue
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Maybe K Fed Banger Britney’s mom
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This kid is smarter then you, of course maybe that isnt really saying much
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Because you can’t love your teddy bear forever….
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Ashley, Pete and KY sittin in tree
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Jessica Simpson = Major Asshole..I mean Movie Star
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Hackers Documentary
(no, not the movie with Angelina Jolie)
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Peaches Geldof topless
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Britney whores it up in the pool with some random
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Vintage Carleton Banks, kickin it old school
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How to : Remove Cd scratches with a banana
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Japanese porn industry embraces Blueray
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Drunk college chick gets fucked (NSFW)
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REAL Top Guns
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Lords and Ladies
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Barry Bonds breaks homerun record
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The Meth addict from Big Brother hates the Jews
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Idiot Truck driver learns he cant outrun a train
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Jennifer Ellison like whoa
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Mischa Barton dyed her hair
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Sarah Jessica Parker scares the shit out of me
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Tom Kat refused entry to St.Topez nightclub
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Olivia Munn likes weiners
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Im not really sure whats going on here, but this chick looks like Lohan
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Some Megan Fox pics
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Zac Efron is a homo….not that there’s anything wrong with that
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Idiot staples firecrackers to himself and lights them
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Lipstick Lesbians
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Hotties on the net
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How to : Annoy the person sitting next to you on the Plane
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Random gift basket
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Kat Von D lookin’ hott at the LA Ink Premiere
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Katie Price gets drunk
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Jenna Malone in a bikini
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Lena Hedley photoshoot
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More Jennifer Ellison Pics
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Rosanna Arquette is kinda hott
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Amy Winehouse cancels tour
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More Brad and Angie Rumors
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Get laid, it pays
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2007

07

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have to write a speech for my friend’s wedding on the weekend, and I am none too thrilled that he is getting married, not only because I dont like the chick and think shes a slag, but because all he does is complain he doesnt want to get married whenever it comes up. Usually when I really dont want to do shit, I just dont do it, but jackass doesnt seem to think like me for whatever reason. Regardless I have to write a speech about how happy I am about this Holy Union (did I mention I don’t believe in God?) and the glorys of it. I’m pretty much at the point where I’ve decided to probaly get drunk and just ruin the entire wedding on purpose.

Email me some ideas, how would YOU ruin you best friends wedding? stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com

Here’s the links.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Happy Birthday Scientology
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Some idiot goes all out to change himself into Michael Jackson
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Blondes! Brunettes! Redheads! Oh My!!
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WTF is up with Lauryn Hill?
GO

Britney Spears is an excellent driver
GO

Nip twist open
GO

What happened to Doogie Howser?
GO

Got Milk?
GO

Autobot on rollerblades, cause things like that impress you
GO

Paris Channels her inn (and outer) WHORE
GO

Tastes like chicken (NSFW)
GO

Hill climb fuck up
GO

Henna Hilton in Penthouse
GO

Grand Theft Anal 10
GO

Sarah Hendy Tit Slip on TV
GO

Jessica Biel runs around in her socks and no pants
GO

Who’d you rather?
GO

Photo Bucket Thanks to Rogue Collector
GO

Gwyneth Paltrow looks like a dude
GO

Britney does more stuff, we talk about it
GO

You Mommas on crack!
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

The Dixie Boys take fighting and ignorance to a new level
GO

David Spade goes on a blind date
GO

Redhead Laura
GO

Free Petey!
GO

MORE photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
GO

Two awesomely bad rappers to debate their crappy albums
GO

Child Fergie sings Lionel Richie + Horrifying clown
GO

Rumer Willis’ new movie, with some chick that is hotter then her
GO

John Travolta’s umbrella holder guy
GO

J Lo is spiritual
GO

And MORE Photobucket from Rogue Collector
GO

Charlize Theron in a bikini
GO

Shark eating a seal, because I happen to like Sharks
GO

Tour of Lohans new rehab center
GO

Amy Winehouse actually made it to Lolapalooza?
GO

Amy Winehouse to also guest star on the Simpsons
GO

The Most revolting women of 2007
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Crazy cat lady
GO

Josie Maran lookin good
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Get laid, it pays
GO

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2007

06

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have this friend who has no moral boundries when it comes to speaking with other people. It doesn’t matter who we are with or where we are. It’s not that hes trying to piss people off, he just honestly doesn’t fucking know any better. We were sitting around my friends house on the weekend, and he was all fucked up on E and felt like sharing, cause all the idiots who do that drug use it as an excuse to tell you and me shit we really don’t care about or want to hear, or to tell you they love you. Fags.

Anyways, somehow or another gets talking about his ex-girlfriend (in front of his new one, no less) and the time that he was fast asleep and was woken up by her viciously pounding her finger into his ass, and having this weird look of anger/satisfaction on her face. He kept noting the point that she looked angry and happy all at the same time, and when he brought it up to her after, said she got the same look on her face. I thought about it after, and concluded to myself it was some type of domination thing, kind like when a guy rapes another guy in jail.

Or she just likes ramming her fingers up guys asses.

*shrugs*

Here’s the links.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


How to get into a Celebrity Nightclub
GO

Some guy gets his back broken
GO

Did Mommy take away your dirty magazines again??
GO

Tyra Banks is hot when she keeps her mouth shut
GO

Brett Ratner does Gay things; Probably Gay
GO

Kevin Smith vs Fan
GO

Ferret Discovers Jalapenos
GO

TEXT HERE
GO

Nina Moric bikini shoot, in some language which I’m guessing is spanish
GO

Lohan enters rehab for the third time. I am shocked. SHOCKED!
GO

Heidi Klum and her thong
GO

Paris and Nicole go to jail – The Porno
GO

Garden Hose masterbation. It says this is dangerous and they are probably right
GO

Lohan being dropped by record label and film bosses?
GO

Ashley Tisdale looking like a 12 year old, but you are probably into that
GO

Pam Anderson is dating that ugly magician
GO

From Italy, with love
GO

Sex Scene or Murder Scene?
GO

Joanna Krupa like whoa
GO

Backyard girlfight gets bloody
GO

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards get ready to battle it out
GO

Guy shoots himself with shotgun
GO

There’s something about Suri
GO

Silver cash bikini contest
GO

Ana Beatriz Barros like whoa!
GO

Angelina topless in Bewoulf
GO

Rose McGowen looking okay I guess
GO

Anna Faris in a pink top
GO

Amy Reid like whoa!
GO

Dead ringer
GO

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are gettin naked
GO

Lindsay HoHand – The Movie
GO

Brad and Angie are gonna be on a stamp or some shit
GO

Sinkhole swallows houses
GO

Madonna is prolly gonna have her AIDS baby taken away
GO

Irish keg stand
GO

Stacy Keibler leather bikini
GO

Ginger Spice in a bikini
GO

Rob Zombie’s Halloween
GO

Navy spots aliens floating through water
GO

Britney hires Kelly Clarkson’s fired manager
GO

Danielle Lloyd in a bathing suit…again….yawn
GO

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2007

03

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Well its been a hell of a week that’s for sure. Today was a huge pain the ass for Nell and I. I still haven’t sorted out the photo thing quite yet, so sit tight, I know the fucking adds and all the bullshit is annoying. Jesus is out trying to get erections from chinese hookers and not answering his emails. Not much i can until then. Thanks for your patience, and things should be fixed by monday, and Fatass makes his grand old return on Tuesday I believe.

Some readers emailed asking me to write on the weekends, but this weekend is DEF not going to be one of them, unless Lohan kills somebody drunk driving or something to that effect, but I have a feeling I will be way to bombed to even know or care who lohan is.

Here’s the links for Friday. Thanks for reading, ya filthy animals.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Who’d you rather?
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3 drunks chicks
GO

Friday night = Get Laid
GO

Lindsay says the darndest things
GO

Paula Abdul is nuts!
GO

The TRUE story of christmas
GO

Biggest mouth ever. Too bad he’s not a chick, cause like, you know…
GO

DONT DO ICE!
GO

Katy Lawler upskirt
GO

Sunny Leone like whoa!!!
GO

A J-Porn miracle
GO

when sex goes bad
GO

Women in the kitchen
GO

Guess who did a striptease for Carson Daly?
Except she didnt really strip, so it was just more of a tease
GO

Rock, Paper, Scissors, RAT TRAP!
GO

Madonna being embarressed of dirty pictures is like a hooker being ashamed that she caught an STD
GO

Heidi Klum hates the Beckhams, therefore, I love Heidi Klum
GO

Courtney Love cleans up well
GO

Britney Spears = Staying classy as always
GO

The best of Stacy
GO

Girl on Girl action, cause I know you will never see it in real life, virgin
GO

OJ Prank calls
GO

Eddie’s Exes team up
GO

Ving Rhames dog may have killed somebody
GO

Megan Fox is no lidsay Lohan. Thank God
GO

Friday Foolishness
GO

Skater falls 50 feet
GO

Angelina and Maddox, cause that kid is too fucking cool
GO

LeeAnn Tweeden like whoa
GO

Guy sucked into Jet Engine prank
GO

Bam Margera kicks footballs at cars
GO

TEXT HERE
GO

More skater drama
GO

Mississippi bridge collapse on video
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Scarlett Johansson Louis Vuitton ads
GO

So he DID snort Daddy!!
GO

Rod Stwearts son is being sued
GO

alec Baldwin hates daughter; Loves seacows
GO

Tara Reid is still smart
GO

Get Laid Tonight, I know Im going to
GO

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