It’s 2 of my friends birthday’s today, but I can’t go out and get drunk with them because I have to get up early and post shit here, so all 3 of you reading out there have something to help you
waste time at your job which I know you hate. If you guys are reading this, happy birthday Andrew and Corey, and I hope you both get drunk and laid tonight
On the bright side, it is summer Vacation and I still have a shitload of time off before school starts in the fall. I’m not really looking forward to college to be honest. It seems like a bigger, shittier version of highschool, that I have to pay thousands of dollars for which I don’t have, and neither do my parents. Somehow having to pay to get pushed around by bitchy chicks who hate me and getting yelled at by asshole teachers who hate their lives and take it out on their students just doesn’t add up. I’m not saying I don’t like to learn, and that I think school is pointless, cause I don’t, I’m smarter then that. But somewhere along the line I think the mechanics of what students are actually supposed to be doing there got lost along the way. Kegs parties seem cool I guess.
Working for other people is not something that interests me. I have a job at Dairy Queen and I can’t fucking stand it. I can’t even imagine working in an office. You go to a job you hate, and socialize with people that under ordinary circumstances you would never, ever talk to, politely saying hi to them every time you pass their desk, and wanting to smash the pictures of their family on the flooe every time you see them. You bite your tongue every time the twenty times a day your boss yells at you for not doing shit right, then the weekend comes and you blow all your money on booze and coke just to feel normal again.
Here’s the links. Click them and I will be your best friend.
Bobby Brown falls off the wagon again. I am shocked. SHOCKED.
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Rumer Willis’ friends will kick the shit out of you.
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Schoolgirl with a dirty mouth even I can’t compete with.
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Adult sex in a playpen is weird, but you’re a perv and like stuff like that. (NSFW)
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Bored kid at a George Bush Speech.
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Russian Hobo Sex. (NSFW)
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Kelly Rowland in King Magazine.
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Tall people who marry short people are fun to stare at.
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Some idiot jumps from a roof to a trampoline and gets hurt.
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Michael Jordan was the best basketball player ever.
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Jim Carrey needs haircut, but at least he still has hair.
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Britney Spears is selling her house. Maybe she will move into a hotel permanently.
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Some girl getting naked for the camera. NSFW)
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Planes crashing into boats! Awesome!
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Co-Co’s body is weird looking, but her juggs are huge, so who cares.
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This guys girlfriend is pretty fine. (NSFW)
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Car racing is stupid, but the chicks that endose it are hot.
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Free loaders guide to easy living
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This girl really, really likes her Bikini. You will really, really like her ass.
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Kendra Wilknoson is a Yeti
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Some chick from CSI nipslip.
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Some nice boobs chosen by gay guys, so you know they are good. (NSFW)
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Lucy Pinder topless scans. (NSFW)
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Vickie Blows is the kind of girl you will never get to touch ever.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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Photo Bucket Nudies. Scroll down for the goods. (NSFW)
Thanks to Rogue Collector
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A Camilla Sjoberg Picture Moment.
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Leticia Cline in pink lingerie
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Hot chick gets owned.
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Adriana Lima Appreciation
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Miss New Jersey naughty photos revealed. They aren’t really that naughty.
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Gymnastics is stupid. Or is it Gymnastics are stupid.
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Eva Mendez pink bikini
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David Beckhams schlong is bigger then yours is.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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Paris Hilton is famous, Kelly Clarkson isn’t.
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Ivanka Trump says no to The View, because she knows she is a million times better then that godforsaken piece of shit show.
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The only thing fake about Jessica Simpson is her celebrity.
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Hot Asian Girl of the Week
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Courteny Love trashes a hotel room, cause she’s a badass like that.
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Kids with guns are funny, especially when they shoot fat kids.
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Where in the world is Michael Richards?
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Hilary Duff has an eating disorder. I have one right now, but nobody cares.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Find sex from the comfort of your own home.
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Stop emailing me for sex, and use this instead, loser.
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Show me you links, and I’ll show you mine.
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