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2008

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am working on my non-threatening random adding of people on Facebook strategy, because I figure hot chicks don’t like random adds. So This is what I write:

OMG, I haven’t seen you since high school, I can’t believe facebook brought us together!! What’s new?!

I interchange High School with College, Dance Class, Did you used to come to the Starbucks I worked at, etc, etc, making them feel guilty for not remembering. So far it’s worked every time…and that’s what I’ve been doing the last hour instead of writing something worth reading for this post….

Here are my links…

Because Your Future Daughter Has a Similar Destiny, So You May As Well Learn the Industry
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Britney Spears Photoshopped in Another Promo Pic…
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How to Scare the Shit Out of Your Room Mate
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Scarlett Johansson’s Tit’s Lookin’ Better than Ever….
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Preists Versus Monks
It’s Like MMA With the Lord
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Aubrey O’Day Has a Slutty Day at the Beach
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Sophie Monk Semi Upskirt
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Celeb Slutsicles
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Let’s Enjoy Scarlett Johansson’s Rack Together
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Close Ups of Lohan’s Tits
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Marisa Miller is Lookin Kind of Beat
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Olga Kurylenko Needs To Take That Little Black Bikini Off
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Sofia Vergara G-Sting Photoshoot Video and Should Change Her Last Name to Viagra
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Funny Tight Fit Video Something You’re Not Used To, Because Nothing Is Tight For You, Except for Maybe your Pants…If you didn’t get that, I was talking about pussy and your small dick….get it now?
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A Throwback to Some Girl and Her Fake Tits
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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30 Movies in 2 Minutes
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Just in Case You Haven’t Had ENough Victoria’s Secret in the Past Few Days
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Nicole Kidman and a Really Shitty Nipple Slip
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Tits Make a Basketball Game So Much Better
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As If We All Aren’t Lazy Enough Already
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This Monkey Driving a Segway is the Best Thing I Have Ever Seen
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Wine Bottle Retards
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Sophia Vergera
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Lindsay Marie Will Make You Love Jean Skirts
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Jon Lajoie is Back!!
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Because I Know You’ll Never Get to It On Your Own
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Paula Abdul is Losing Her Fucking Mind
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Kim Zolciak is my New D-List Celebrity Crush, Because I Like to Aim High
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Rosario Dawson Just Made Me Love Her Even More
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Striptease of the Day
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Sorry, But I Love Penguins
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Man Stroke Women
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Fat Guy Gets Run Over By a Golf Cart
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Amy Winehouse Brings Back the Hair….And I Just Came a Little…Thinking About Its Smell….
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Jessica Simpson’s Lips Look Like They Are Ready for Work
And By Ready for Work, I Mean Being Wrapped Around My Cock
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Leeza Gibbon’s Fake Nudes for the Leeza Gibbons Fan Who Always Emails Me
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Ryanair and Their Hot Stewardesses Did a Hot Calendar….
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A Slut and Her Shotgun
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Andi and Elena Get It On
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AnnaLynne McCord Makes Eating Disorders Stylish At the Twilight Premier
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Ashlet Dorenzo is Ready to Play
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Drama
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Throwback Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures…
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Blonde Takes a Shower
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How the Fuck One of Those Little Jonas Homo’s Landed This Bitch is Beyond Me
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Heather Jo Hughes is One of Those Girl Next Door Types
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Vagina in Transition
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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You Say You Don’t Need Help, I Say Your Delusional
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Light a Fire With Toothpaste
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Tired of gloryholing dudes for money? Earn $200/day here instead
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BONUS!!

If This Doesn’t Make You Want to Buy a ZUNE, I Don’t Know What Will

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2008

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am trying to convince the 18 year old who had the sleazy party, or party that became sleazy because I was there to have another one, where clothing is optional, and pants are banned. It turns out she didn’t seem too happy with me molesting her guests this past weekend, she got some complaints about the creepy guy and she actually told me that I am not welcome near her or her friends ever again, I didn’t realize I had such a positive impact on people….I mean in my mind, I left the place a fuckin’ rockstar, but I guess they were just too young to get what pulling their pussies out of their pants is all about and how it’s a wholesome thing if no one but me and you are involved….I mean vaginas are meant to be used and while in the middle of flashing me, I didn’t hear any complaints…but like always, the day after the guilt comes in, but if they don’t want perversion, they should never have invited me in the first place, I guess they don’t read my site…

At least I made it out to one of them, unfortunately, I am still hung the fuck over, remembering bits and pieces and the older I get, the longer the hangovers last, I think my liver hates me.

Here are a ton of fucking links….to distract you from my lack of hustle. I’ll be back later.

Soldiers Doing the Cha Cha Slide
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Phoebe Price Softcore Porn…..
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Some Slut Doing a Little Webcam Dance in Her Underwear With Her Crazy Ass
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10 Weirdest Balloon Pop Videos….Ever
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Funny Video About a Sensitive Vibrator with the Emotions a Girl Needs….
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Holly Madison is Pretty Fucking Boring When She Has Clothes On
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Here’s The Video of Lindsay Lohan Getting a Bag Of Flour Thrown AT Her By Peta
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Rebecca Loos is Topless is St Tropez
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The Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Dating Show
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Some Slut Named Lisa in a Photoshoot…..
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Jessica Simpson Performs At Indian Casino’s Because HerHer Career is Over
Actually, It Never Started
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Jennifer Aniston: Hoe or Housewife?
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Everyone Loves a SI Swimsuit Shoot
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Shitty Golf Cart Accident
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2 Female Cousins Making Out….Weird…
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Andrew Dice Clay Looks Like He’s On His Last Legs…
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Prince Hates the Gays
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Her Name is Eva Wyral, I May Have Linked These Pics Before, But Her Tits are Nutty….
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Selena Gomez Ridin’ Hard….In a Picture Taken Right Out of A Pedophile’s Dream Sequence….
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Karaoke Anywhere You Go
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Make the Most of Your Monday Night
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Ronald McDonald is Really Living the Life
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Unless it Involves Old Women Flashing Their Pooters for Millions, Madonna is Last Person to Be Giving Advice to Anyone About Anything
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Fire Safety with Ready Freddy
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Adriana Lima is Looking a Bit Draggy
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Funny Way to Find Out About Your Divorce
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Fruit Boot Accident, Because Roller Blade Have Always Been For Fags…
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Crook Knocks a Clerk the Fuck Out
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The Failure Gallery
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Jessica Alba Throwback
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Helen Miren Talks About Rape
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Amy Winehouse Needs Her Own Reality Show
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360 Fence Fail
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A Digital PSA That Even Your Grandma Will understand
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Make Love The Only Way a Loser Like You Can. On the Internet
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Audrey Bitoni is a DD Fantasy
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Jenny Strips Down
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Lindsay Lohan Hates Scarlett Johansson
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Striptease of the Day
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The Price Was Right
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Jesus is Flying!!
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Angelina Jolie Looks Like Wax
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Sema Car Show 2008
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Courtney Love Needs to Get Off The Fucking Drugs
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The One Second KO
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When a Pussy Attacks a Pussy
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Were I But a Simple Thong Bikini
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Kill Some Time Before Going to Bed With Some Porn Previews…
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Alessandra Ambrosio was in Miami
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She May Be Like 60, But I’d Still Fuck Goldie Hawn
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How to Fail At Rapping
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Vibrator Boyfriend
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Travis Barker Talks Plane Crash
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Lena Nicole Wants to Come Home
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Climb a Rock Wall like Spider Man
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Some Dude Does A Little Self Service in This Vintage Porn….
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Crazy Mother Destroys Her Kid’s Lap Top…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Bigger Older Chick in Her See Through Lingerie
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Get 2 Girls To Masturbate For You At The Same Time….
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Tired of Suckin’ Dick for Coke…Make Your Own Money…Without Losing Your Dignity…
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BONUS – A Playmate Tells You What Not to Do on a Job Interview….Because You Know…She Chose to Get Naked Instead of a Real Job, Lazy Bitch….

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2008

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I got distracted today, I didn’t even post any pictures, just unsexy videos, it’s my new business model to piss you off…No seriously, the main reason is hating the paparazzi agencies, ok, I am lying, the main reason was serious laziness, I was sitting on the couch all morning, then did a few posts, then got a call from my neighbor who had to go to the hospital to see his wife, who had some kind of seizure and needed me as a very last resort to watch his bratty kid. The dude promised beer and food, and since he’s a drug dealer, wide screen TV, a lot of channels and the WII. So for 3 hours, I got stuck playing mini golf with the brat, then he decided it would be fun to box with me, so here I am drunk getting punched by a kid, that’s when I locked him in his room and watched Ghost Whisperer.

I could have probably pumped out some more shit, but decided I’ll save it tomorrow, so as of now, I am going to update the site/ finish off today, tomorrow, but that could be the booze talking….it probably is the booze talking…not that you got your hopes up, since you’re not reading this…but I felt like I had to explain myself, because when I get drunk, I get emotional and figure you guys or guy are the only friends or friend, I have….I love you…

Here are my links….

Because I Believe in a Women’s Right to Work Outside the Home Naked….
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Amy Winehouse Playing in Garbage…
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Pedophile Alert…..Young Girls Freaking the Fuck Out….TV is Ruining the Youth…Seriously….
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Boobies at the Movies….The Weirdest Movie Review Ever
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Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Rubbed Down By Some Gay Dude….
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=6188&folder=222

Vict-WHORE-ia Secret Sluts
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Pixie Geldof Pierced Nip Slip
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The Hottest Victoria’s Secret Models
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I Wouldn’t Fuck John Travolta With Your Sisters Tattered Vagina…I mean…Nevermind…..
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Kelly Pickler Almost Gives Us the Money Shot
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MILF Tribute
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I Like MILFs As Much As Anyone, But This is Just Fucked Up
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You Can Be With Paris Hilton On New Years Eve….For Five Dollars
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What Milk Moustaches Would You Rather Fuck?
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Roller Blader Fence Fail
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Football Cheap Shot
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The Vibrating Toilet Seat
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Microwave on Fire
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Monica is Leggy
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Brunette Pussy Play
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Teresa Lourenco Needs to Take That Feathered Bullshit Off and Let Me See Whats Underneth
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Good Luck Lindsay Lohan
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Striptease of the Day
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Self Taser Mishap
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Mac or PC Battle Style
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Find a Girl to Fuck
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Learn Chinese
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More Lohan Sexcapades from Across the Pond
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Bushes Best Nicknames
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Chick Strips on the Subway Train
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Girls Make Out
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Rosario Dawson is Delish
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Rachel Roxxx Rocks Out on the Stairs
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Use This to Get Sex Because You Are Completely Hopeless
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Motherhood Has Done Neither Jessica Alba’s Vagina, Nor HEr Face Any Good
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So Long Neverland Ranch
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How About Some BALL SHAMPOO?
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Gary Busey is Amazing
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Catalina Cruz Needs to Let me Motorboat her
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Sunny Leone is Lovely
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Skateboard Fire Hydrant Failure
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Some Arts and Craft to Kill Time Tonight, Loser
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29 Pound Titties
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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4 Out of 9 Money Bills Have Cocaine on Them
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Good Advice Gone Bad
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The 10 Craziest Elisabeth Hasselbeck Moments…
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Marshmallow Eating Gameshow
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President Bush Gives The Shocker…
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The Craziest Dog Ever
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A Little Grace Jones at 60
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The Cast of The Hills Not Hiding the Script…
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Another Bonus – There’s Some Asian Sluts Partying and Doing Bad Things Happening in 2009….Become a Part of It
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SLUTS
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Some Porn Reviews with Previews…for the Hell of It….

Cumming Matures…
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ATK Natural and Hairy
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See My GF
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2008

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Whats a girl to do when escorting is getting boring and she still feels like she’s not getting fucked enough or like she ought to be… help please.
 
This is Dear Abby, right?

I wrote back:

Incorporate animals. I hear horses have huge cocks and when they are done with you, you won’t be able to walk for a week, and sex will be the last thing you will be wanting or thinking about because of the shame you will feel from fucking a horse. If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll get the pony you always wanted as a kid….in your uterus…I don’t know what I am talking about, I am not Dear Abby, but get your pimp to slap some sense into you with his dick, that usually shuts whores up and stops the job complaints…and remember to video tape everything, my life is boring and I always wanted to live vicariously through a sexually frustrated prostitute….

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my links….

Unicycle Skills That I’m Sure a Loser Like You Will Appreiciate
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This Girl And Her Beaver Go To the Beach
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A Serious Youtube Pedophile Video About Some Teen Named Miranda Cosgrove…Thanks Youtube You Fucking Perverts…
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Eva Herzigova, Cause She is Topless
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I Don’t Care What Kate Beckinsale Wears, Because I Know Whatever Is Under It WOuld Blow My Mind
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Rachel Hunter Topless Throwback
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Some Staged Construction Accident Back When America’s Funniest Home Videos was a Poor Family’s Only Option
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Brooke Decker Is In Sports Illustrated
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Lips You’ll Want on Yo’ Dick
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Hayden Panettiere Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Celebrity Russian Roulette
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Kanye Wests’ Weekly Cry About The Music Industry – Part 367
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Beyonce’s Best Ass Moments
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Some Stupid Car Unloading Video
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A Tribute to Girls Making Out
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Some Kid Eating a Hot Pepper
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Taylor Swift is Looking Good
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The Pregnant Man is Pregnant Again….
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Some Idiot Falls Out of a Window Video
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The Possbilities Here Are Just Endless
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Maybe Cats Aren’t So Smart Afterall
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A Web Cam Dancer That Doesn’t Totally Suck For Once
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Find a Girl to Fuck, What Else Do You Have Planned Tonight
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Celebrity Lookalikes
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That Dude That Was Pregnant is Pregnant Again, WTF?
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If I had the Choice of Fucking SKinny Nicole Richie or SKinny Joel Madded, I Would Take Joel Madden
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Carly Banks is Slamming
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Cucumber Cunt!
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Guy Richies Life is Amazing, He SHould Have Ditched Madonna Ages Ago
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Don’t Eat The Food From TOP CHEF, Even If It’s Free
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s Some Newly Released Footage
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Was Bush Really the Worst President
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Road Rage Psycho
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Police Chase Goes Bad
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That Conman Who Was Fucking Anne Hathaway is Sad That Jail Isn’t the Tea Party He Thought It Would Be
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Face Music!!
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The Porn You’ll Find Thsi Hour
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Monica Belucci Loves Being Naked
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More Lohan Lezzzzzie Gossip
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Okay, So This is the Best Commercial Ever
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Kay Valentine is Smokin’
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A Really Fucking Shitty Compilation of Celebrity Sluts In Various Sexy Pics Video……
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Her Name Is Eva Wyrwal and She’s Topless and Has Huge Tits
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Live Stripper Pole Cam
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Re-anact Star Wars Scenes, Virgin
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Get Pussy…It’s Easy…Girls are Sluts…Seriously…
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Have You Seen This Korean Star Who Destroyed Her Face With Cooking Oil?
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Here’s Some Crazy Arab Porn
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Because Everyman Needs a Good Women. Even if He Has to Pay To See Her and Her Friend Eat Each Other Out….
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BIG Fake Tits….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

GOTH TITS AND GOTH PUSSY in the most decorative Photobucket Album Ever
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Emo Chick and Her Digi Cam
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Some Fine Young Body Showing Off Pretty Much Everything…
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BONUS – STOP SUCKING DICKS IN PARKS TO PAY YOUR BILLS, MAKE 200 DOllARS A DAY WITH THIS…..
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ANOTHER BONUS – PUB CRAWL ASIA ANNIHILATOR TOUR 2009

ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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2008

13

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


I got this email and I am drunk and don’t feel like writing my boring shit…so I decided to post it:

can you help me by showing these pics to everyone.im not trying to be famous or anything.hey man these bitches really fucked me over in life.the one with the white dress and the one bending over are the ones that did it.im now broke,and almost homeless.they stole all my money.at least i still have my hotdogs…….TOODLES!!!!!

By the looks of these girls, even a date to McDonald’s would leave any middle class man homeless and broke. They just like Big Mac’s that much. Leave them alone and dude, no offense or anything, but you seriously have some bad fucking taste. These are girls I wouldn’t let know my name if I ever got with them in my drunkest of states, and even in my drunkest of states, don’t think I’d bite the 12 inch sub that is her clit, so letting her ruin your life is way beyond me….these aren’t girls you date, so good luck with that….and in the meantime of getting your life back together, here are my links:

Paula Abdul’s Stalker Took Herself Out
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The One in a Million Wheel
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A Brazilian Fashion Show Make Will Any Bad Day Better
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I Wanna Take Kate Beckinsales Spandex Pants Off With My Teeth
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Tara Reid Doesn’t Look Half Bad When She Covers Up the Disgustingness That Is Her Body
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Nikki Coa Has Some Side Boob Action to Go With Her Trout Lips
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Miranda Kerr is Just Plain Sexy
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The 9 Hottest Iranian Women Ever
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Wank Fantasys from the Far East
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Tera Patrick is Worth It
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Take a Load Off and Fine the Porn That’s Right for You
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Naomi Watts is About to Bust
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Celebrity Phone Tap Fun
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More Proof of Why Women Shouldn’t Drive
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Because Everyone Needs a Slut in Their Life, Eespecially Virgins Like You
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Salma Hayek Can Breast Feed Me All She Wants
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Some People Will Do Anything on a Dare
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Belly Flops Make Me Smile
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How About a Lego Fashion Show
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Anna Would Make a Good Lover
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Gotta Love Some Blonde on Blonde
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Swedish Beastiality Ring Gets Busted…..Which Will Leave A Lot of Animals Lonely….
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Banana Deep Throat Goes Wrong.
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Too Bad The Person Who Drugges Lauren Conrad Didn’t Kill Her
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Find a Girl to Fuck and Stop Lying to Your Friends
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Alicia Keys, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Let’s Watch That Indian Tv Host Get Slapped Again, Just For Fun
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Sorry Adam Sandler, Your Kid Is Fucking Ugle
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Striptease of the Day
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She Want’s It In Her Mouth
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We Love You Charlie Manson
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Asian Fetish Video
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Crazy in Japan
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Monica Cruz is All I Want in Life
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Get Sex The Only Way I Know You Can
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Luscious Laura Lee
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Kathy Likes The Great Outdoors
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Katie Couric Talks Sarah Palin
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Old Yeller Needs to Calm the Fuck Down
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Way to Go, Peter Pan!!
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FIRE FEET!!
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Make a Jelly Fish Shooter
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Don’t Ruin My Fuck Session, Bro!
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Black on Black Porn
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Fat Lesbian Goes Topless
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Some Chick in What Looks Like a Homemade Photoshoot…
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Some Girl Crawls Around Topless
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A Gilr and her Glass Dildo
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Some Guy’s Bondage Fetish
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Some Guys Foot Fetish
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Some Random Sluts
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2008

12

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I dropped my fucking computer when I was wrestling my stepdaughter, there was no mud in the room, but I definitely grabbed some titty and ass, before the computer incident ruined our fun and now the fucking thing barely works.

It’s a Mac and I fucking hate Mac. Not only do they not make drop resistant computers, but instead these bullshit things designed for gay designers with light typing fingers, who actually take pride in their computer and who baby it like the child they will never have, because they are fags, but the whole trendy factor and snobby factor make working on one that much more embarrassing. Not to mention, people think Justin Long and his Mac vs PC commercials influenced your decision in using one, forcing me to work from my couch and not leave the house….

Now I have a Mac because it was given to me. I learned how to use a computer on a Mac at some welfare program years ago, and I stuck with them even when the internet didn’t work on Macs. Throughout the course of running this site, I approached Apple to sponsor me 100 times, figuring a computer can’t cost them more than a couple hundred dollars to make, and they probably have duds lying around their sweatshop in Asia that would work way better than the 1998 version I have. They fucking rejected me because not only do they make a gay product, but they are also fascists…..who are trying to brainwash the world to need them…..Either way, the whole thing is a piss off.

And to think I was expecting my Verteran’s Day to be a real good time. You know, celebrating our fallen soldiers with booze, reliving scenes from the wars in my living room hiding behind the couch trying to sniper my wife with a kitchen knife attacked to a broom handle, then going out to get some veteran widow’s pussy, but instead I just got a broken computer….

The whole Veterans Day thing, only confuses me for one reason, 95 % of people who go to war and die for your country, or my country, don’t want to go. They joined the army because they were forced to, or because they were poor and the Government program to lure their kind to die is better than mopping floors at a dinner, or some shit. They have good benefits and even pay for you to go to University to land a real job when you can escape being a slave to them….so these people we call heroes are just victims of false advertising and are really just poor suckers who had no choice, and who believed it was worth taking a bullet for their country, because they were down on their luck and the government told them that was their purpose, so they died fighting a fight they didn’t start, or want to be a part of, and they got their medals and military burial before their time, and if they were lucky to live, got their post traumatic stress and shitty pension provided the Vietnam Vet I met panhandling was right, so they deserve some respect for saving your ass from being blown up, by being victims of the system…..

Either way, the highlight of my Veteran’s Day wasn’t my moment of silence that I spent eating a donut, or the fact the the Post Office was closed so I couldn’t get my wife’s disability check to spend on fixing my computer, but it was brought to me on Craigslist….

I am a student and totally forgot that I had a paper due on the RISE OF EXTREME RIGHT POLITICAL PARTIES IN EUROPE due tonight by 8pm! If you have a paper that you have done on this topic that is about 7 pgs long (max 10 pages) double spaced (it has to be about the resurgence of the far right, why this is happening, list reasons such as immigration, unemployment, etc., some specific countires, political groups and what is being done to resolve this) I will fuck the shit out of you! Please Please help me out, I am in the middle (photo)

So I emailed her because I like having the shit fucked out of me figuratively, I don’t like actually having the shit fucked out of me because that involves my ass being raped, and I don’t like the way that feels, but she looked like a big enough breasted girl to keep her word…or at least not be new to offering her pussy up to strangers to get her homework done….

I have the paper you want.

She wrote back:

PLEASE NO BULLSHIT
 
My paper is due on the RISE OF EXTREME RIGHT POLITICAL PARTIES IN EUROPE due tonight by 8pm. 
 
If you have a paper that you have done on this topic that is about 7 pgs long (max 10 pages) double spaced (it has to be about the resurgence of the far right, why this is happening, list reasons such as immigration, unemployment, etc., some specific countires, political groups and what is being done to resolve this)
 
This is what i need, it is urgent.

That shit sounds way to smart for me so I wrote back:

So are you going to fuck me? Your picture is blurry and I need another one to really decide if you’re someone I want to fuck before sending you that paper. You must be pretty desperate now, only a couple hours to go, let’s see that pussy talk before giving you want you want…

She wrote back:

arent you that celeb blogger??

Busted….Which sucks…because out of all 10 people who know of my site…one of them had to be a slut I was trying to trick into fucking me. That was the end of that fun and let me tell you this, it sucks being SO internet famous that a cocktease slut on Craigslist knows my site and won’t fuck with me because of it, but Apple and the people I want to know about the site, won’t send me a free fucking computer when I need one, because they’ve never heard of me and because they are greedy pigs and now I am the loser on both fuckin’ ends.

Here are my links…..

Christina Aguilera Gets More Disgusting By the Day of the Day
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Lisa and Zoe Are Your Internet Fantasy
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Some Kevin Garnett In Game Trash Talkin’
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Would You Be Shocked If I Told You Lucy Pinder Has Her Top Off?
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Say What You Want About Barack Obama, But Don’t Call Him Colored.
Unless You’re Lindsay Lohan and Are Completely Fucking Clueless
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Paris Hilton Kindergarten Crotch Throwback
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Candace Michelle Reps Some Company That I Don’t Care About
And When You See Your Body
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Adriana Lima Wants to Show You Her Boy Shorts
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Lohan Licks Vadge, Wears Flannel and Hates Men, But Just Don’t Call Her a Lesbian
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Kid Versus Vending Machine Face Off
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Look At Jessica Simpson’s Tits Up Close
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And That’s Why You Don’t Ask a Serious Question on a Message Board
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I Guess Audi’s Really Are Better Cars
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Because It’s Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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I Hope Stephen Baldwin os Molesting Miley Cyrus Behind Closed Doors
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EPIC SKATE FAIL!!!
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Because I Know You Can’t Do Much On Your Own
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And Now, James Bond Faces His Most Difficult Mission Ever
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‘Please Don’t Post This On The Internet
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Doutzen Kroes Sure Knows How To Show It Off
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Heather Vandeven Is Your Victim to Stalk
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Beds Are Made For Stripping Down
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Madonna Has Officially Lost Her Fucking Mind
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Everyone Hates Ashton Kutcher
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Striptease of the Day
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Beatriz Rico is Spanish and Topless
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The Runaway Wheel at a Car Race
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TRON WILL TRAIN YOU TO THROWDOWN
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Hey, Even Boobs Need Their Freedom
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Bai Ling Is Doing It For the Children
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Chantal Likes to Play With Herself
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Get Laid, Because It’s Better Than Not Getting Laid And You Not Get Laid All The Time Anyways
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I Almost Forgot How Good Whitney Houstan Looks When Shes Not On the Rock
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11 Nude Scenes We Didn’t Have to See….
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I Really Want to Slip My Peen Into Angelina Jolie, God Damn
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Jayden Taylor = Boners
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Can’t Go Wrong With the Girl Next Door
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Make Your Own Piece of Ass
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Caught in the Act!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…..

Some Chick Bring Out Some Tits
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Because It’s a Gift That Keeps On Giving That Isn’t AIDS
GO

Stop Gloryholing Dudes to Make Ends Meet, Make Up To 200 Dollars a Day With This….
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
GO

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2008

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

So I went out, got drunk and did things this past weekend. The first night I decided to fuck around a bit, so I go to some packed bar, I find the quietest corner and drink myself stupid alone. Once wasted, I start calling girls over and I tell them that I am Heath Ledger and the whole overdose thing was a lie because I wanted some privacy and it seemed like a good idea. So since my “retirement”, I’ve gained lots of weight and lost my Australian accent and aged 10 years you should try it, it really gets them topless if you consider them telling you to fuck yourself getting topless.

Here are my links..

A Mayor You’d Like to Fuck
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Mischa Barton Shows Off her Bush
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Reclaiming the Blade!!
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Mariah Carey Needs To Think About Making a Career Change
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Kate Moss is See Through
GO

Brooke Hogan Has Finally Found Her Calling as a Whore….
GO

Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
GO

Keeley Hazell Wants to Take You For a Ride
GO

Dropping Spiders!!
GO

Who Doesn’t Love a Girl Next Door?
GO

Entrouage’s Hottest Porn Stars
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Kate Beckinsale Makes You Wanna Have Sex With Her
GO

Martha Stewart Wants to Cook You Turkey
GO

Britney Spears Drugs Her Kids…
GO

How To: Steal a Car
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Get Laid in Ways You Never Thought Possible
GO

Divers Make a Funny Face
GO

Hillary Duff Horse Face
GO

Bring Your Rain Coat, It’s Squirting Time
GO

This Will Make Your Day Even Brighter
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Some Krista Allen Sex Scene…
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Your Amateur Monday Moment
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This Will Make You Feel Better About Your Life
GO

Lohan Finally Admits the Obvious
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Drunk Horse Statue Riding…
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Jayden James Almost Died
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Scare Prank Fail
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Striptease of the Day
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FHM’s Search For the Hottest Hairdresser in Lingerie the Kristy Edition
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How to Get PWNT
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Was the Right, Right?
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Hot Chicks Set the Pub On Fire!!
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And Robots Will Rule the Rule
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Let’s Just Say FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
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Rally Car Crash Off
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Karolina Kurkova Wants You To Look At Her Legs
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Just Call Her THE FLASH!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Let’s See Harry Potter’s Peen
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Some Fat Guy Gets Owned on a Diving Board…
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Nicole Kidman Is Gonna Sport a Peen
GO

The Big Black Hole!
GO

The Top 7 Rock Stars That Need an Ass-Kicking:
GO

Billy Goat Extreme!!
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Evan Rachel Woods Tries to Save Face By Saying Mickey Rourke Didn’t Molest Her
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Tera Patrick Showers Up
GO

How to Throw Knives
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It’s Not What it Looks Like
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Some LA Chicks Dressed Like Slutty Girl Scouts…
GO

Some Hospital Nurse Posing With a Premature Baby in Her Pocket..
GO

New Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko Shwoing Off her Ttis and Pussy
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Get Obama Inside you..Like Really Inside You…
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RIP Motherfucker the Playboy Model/WAG Edition…..Pretty Sad
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Harry Potter’s Hairy Pot…..Fucking a Chick on Stage…
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Drunk Girl Gets Her Head Shaved
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The Top 10 Video Game Vixens:
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Urban Kayaking!
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Some Dude Gets Waxed on Times Square

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2008

08

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I did a post on some NYC sex bloggers posed in lingerie the other day and some lesbian left some long winded comment about how these sex bloggers are what she aspires to be and shit and I figured I’d respond to it here.

Blah blah blah, I am a lesbian, Blah blah blah, I have a sex blog because I am fat, blah blah blah, these girls are beautiful, blah blah blah because I am fat and anything is beautiful to me, I am that lonely, blah blah blah

I noticed on Alexa that your traffic is down 35% in the last few months. There is probably a reason for that.

🙂
Catalina

The reason my traffic is down is because I post pictures of you….ornd girls as ugly as you.

It’s the freaky deaky weekend gonna have a good time, and if you’re not, here’s my links…yeah I realize I just badly quoted some song, but I am drunk and I’ve been having chest pains and dizzy spells all night, so I am allowed to bea little confused. Have some empathy you bastard….

Update – I got drunk and forgot to post these – but I am poting them now while drunk…they are more fun than the boring shit I saw tonight….true story.

It’s Friday Night, Which Means You’ll Spend It Alone…Change That Sad Fate….
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Anyone Who Thinks Courtney Love is Not on Drugs Anymore is Delusional
GO

The New Meaning of Fat Guy in a Little Coat
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Kid Versus Sheep
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Keely Hazell Likes Trucks and Video Games While Dressed Slutty
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If State Signs Told It Like It Is
GO

Cameron Diaz is a Cunt
GO

Models!!! Nip Slips!! See Throughs!!
GO

Amazing New Bond Girl Slutting Out for Maxim
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Pick the Next Hottest Bond Girl
GO

Lohan Can’t Get a Job, Therefore Here Are Some More Lesbian Rumors
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Sarah Palin Versus Joe Biden
GO

Ice Diving is for Idiots. Sorry
GO

MacGuyer Will Smack You Down!!
GO

The Fastest Purse Snatcher Ever
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What Were They Thinking?
GO

Hannah Hilton is Must Must See
GO

My Friday Self shot Lady Love
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Halle Berry is Amazing, No Matter What the Era
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Michelle Monaghan Has Ruined Her Vagina Forever. I’m Starting to Hate THis New Trend
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Find a Girl to Fuck, and Stop Being a Fucking Momma’s Boy
GO

Striptease of the Day
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Katy Perry Upskirt
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Drug store Cowboy
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Super Wedgie Girls!
GO

God Bless Topless Beaches, God Bless Them All
GO

It’s a Historical Day for Black People! Oprah Used a Port-o-Potty
GO

Now You Can Be Like the Hoff!!
GO

Get Sex The Easiest Way You Can
GO

Role Models Trailer
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Sophie Monk And Her Tits Multi Task
GO

The Naked Experiment
GO

Miranda Kerr Lingerie Show
GO

Japanese Senior Porn Part 1
GO

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pics
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The Life of Michael Crichton – Spoiler Warning – He Dies at the End…
GO

Ukraine Prime Minister’s Wife Is Worth Fucking
GO

Kendra Wilkinson is Getting Married
GO

Honey, I Blew John Malkovich
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Mommy Bathroom Prank
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Sarah Vandella is Your Friday Fantasy
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All That Cocaine Lily Allen is Doing is Working Wonders For Her Body
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The New Bond Girl Has Some Bikini Pics
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Child Predators
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Build a Spy Telescope and Be the Ultimate Peeping Tom
GO

Feet of Fury!
GO

Wonder Woman Does LA in a See Through Outfit
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SOME FUNNY PORN REVIEWS

No Cum Dodging Allowed
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Black Brazilian She Males
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Cherry Red Lips
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Talented Milfs
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Bring Me Your Sister
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
GO

BONUS – Sasha Grey on Attack of the Show Because People Love Her…

LAST LINK OF THE DAY:

Tired of gloryholing dudes for money?  Earn $200/day here instead
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2008

07

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email….

Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen!

I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important – CHRISTIAN young lady! I’ll tell you more,those clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY – world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ”actress” career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett’s family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorized personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way!
Her close friend Serge G.

P.S. CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION.

Okay…..that was some kind of crazy…I’ve been lazy and tired today and I am going to drink with my clone, and by clone I mean my drunk self, who looks like me, but is a lot more fun, I’ll try to bring it tomorrow, but no promises, considering I never actually bring anything….

Here are my links:

Angelina Jolie Used to Be Amazing….Now She’s a Mom….
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Shock Till You Drop Halloween Party
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Lindsay Lohan Slutty Photoshoot I’ve Never Seen…..Because I Hate Dykes…
GO

There’s Hope Afterall, Crazy Britney May Come Back Afterall
GO

Jade Jagger Ass Crack Throwback
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The Last of the Hollywood Halloween Slut Round Up
GO

Melyssa Ford Ass’s Best Moments
GO

ATV Train Flip
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As If the First One Wasn’t Bad Enough
GO

Vending Machine Issues, Temper Temper!
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And Here’s Some Lucy Pinder
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Three Pieces of Shit On Stage Together
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
GO

The George Bush Tourture Chamber
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because That Blow Up Doll Must Be Getting Worn Out By Now
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Now That’s How You Move a Stove!
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Gymnastics Faceplant
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Some Hillary Duff Horse Face
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All You Ladies Could Learn a Thing Or Two From
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Here’s Your Dream Garage
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The Best of Brazilian Bikinis
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Big Boobs Domino
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Princess Madeleine is on vacation in a Bikini … Royal Slut…
GO

Nude Brunette Gets Doen in Public
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Jennifer Aniston is Desperate
GO

Striptease of the Day
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Sammy Brady is All You Need
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Things You Should Never Ever Do
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Nasty Office Sex
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Sam and Tiff Stick Each Other
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Adriana Lima’s New Commercial = Boners
GO

The Literal Rick Roll
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Miko Strips Down
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Because we All Need a Little Help Now and Then
GO

Jesse Jane Talking About What She Does Best
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I Can’t Stand Puff Daddy, But The New ADs for His Clothing Line Are Fine By Me
GO

Kick Face
GO

Keeley Hazell Can Sell Me Anything
GO

Some Irish big Guinness Drinkin’ Titties
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Gemma Atkinson Brings Her Tits to Nuts
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Sexiest TV Babes of the 80s
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Racism Ends Forever – Thanks Joe/Bammer
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Some Playboy Flight Attendants
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Remember the Cameron Diaz Titty Video?
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How About Pamela Anderson’s Huge Fucking Tits
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Or Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Tits in Something Silky….
GO

A Tribute to the US Presidential Race
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Susan Lucci Upskirt on Kimmel After Losing Dancing With the Once Were Stars
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18 Year Old Naughty Cheerleader Who Was Fired for Being Naughty
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Tear Your McCain/Palin Bumper Sticker Off Since You’re a Sore Loser
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A Vagina to End All Vaginas
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Big Miami Tits
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Even your dumbass can make $200/day with this
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
GO

Get Your Slut on Early This Week
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2008

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

After all this O(prah)Bama shit, I am happy to say that my unemployed friend in New Mexico just applied for food stamps it’s a great day for America and for him.

I got this email:

Hi!

My name is Angelina and I have 3 wonderful kids and one of my daughter is
diagnosed with tourrette’s syndrome,the doctor says it is a child onset
disorder with symptoms appearing between 2 and 15 years of age, so she needs me
more than ever, due to our family emergency ,I am looking to place a
litter of gorgeous english bulldog puppies and parents, I cannot afford to care
for these dogs anymore. They are so adorable with wonderful
personalities and they have their complete shots and worming.Please contact me
immediately if you are interested in the dogs.

Have a beautiful day,

Angelina.

I get emails like this everyday, always about someone trying to unload bulldog puppies and I don’t fuckin’ get it and that’s all I have to say about that….

Here are my links:

Marilyn Manson Got Dumped By That 17 Year Old Who Thinks She’s Dita Von Tease
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Here’s Some Trailer For a Movie Kind of About Star Wars, You Know, Cause
We Didn’t Say Everything We Already Had to Say With All The Other Star Wars Movies
GO

This British Chick Looks Like an Even More Digusting Version of Paris Hilton
GO

Leonardo Dicaprio Wants You to Feel Sorry for Him
GO

Look at Coco’s Labia Lip
GO

Sarah Shahi Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before
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Gemma Atkinson’s Tits Are In Nuts Again
GO

Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
GO

Kung Fu Clowns!
GO

Tribute to Party Sluts!
GO

RIP Motherfucker the Michael Crichton Edition….I Guess, he’s Gone to the Big Jurassic Park in the Sky….and the people in the ER weren’t very good to their Client ….
GO

Why is Kate Hudson so Boring?
GO

Let’s Get Barack Rolled One More Time
GO

Drunk Test!!
GO

Celebrate Your Country Moving into a New Era By Jerking Off To SLuts
GO

Who Knew Japanese Beaches Were So Fun?
GO

Sky Diyving Goes Wrong..Oops
GO

Prop 8 Passed Because You Are All Scared of Gays
GO

Child Life as a Mech Warrioe
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Tereza Fox is Blue
GO

Linda G Wants to Show Off
GO

WHEN AMY WINEHOUSE ATTACKS!!!
GO

Brad Pitt’s Agent Has Some ‘Spalinin to Do
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Parkour Epic Fail
GO

Obama the Musical
GO

Television Boob Slippage
GO

Holly Madison is a Narccist
GO

Marketa Pechova goes Topless
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Fuck Obama Getting the Presidency, If This Bitch Gets a Record Deal, Anything is Possible
GO

Roomate Scare!!!
GO

Lezzies By the Pool
GO

Amy Winehouse’s Hubby Blaaaaaaaake is Out of the Chokey
GO

Friends With Benefits
GO

Steve Guttenberg Jogs Naked, I Don’t Know Who He is Or Why He’s Jogging Naked But It’s Weird.
GO

Some Ugly Jewish Girls In Bikinis in Israel
GO

Sexy Photoshoot with Carmit Bachar formerly of the Pussycat Dolls:
GO

A Gallery of NFL girls that you might like. Check it out here
GO

Members of the British Opera Pose Naked for Charity
GO

Some Crazy Irish Dude Lets a Train Run Over Him
GO

Some Shit You Can Get At Harriet Carter That You’ll Never Use…..But Can Buy For Someone You Hate…
GO

Christina Ricci’s Hard Nipples
GO

Listen to the New Beyonce Album Leaked
GO

Lohan Was More Fun When She Was Doing Drugs and Crashing Her Car
GO

Construction Oopsy Daisy
GO

International Babe of the Day
GO

Make a Mini Blow Dart Gun!
GO

Worst Gameshoe Ever
GO

Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds

Some Girl Makes Her Vagina Wink At You
GO

Tired of gloryholing dudes for money?  Earn $200/day here instead
GO

Some Slutty Cop in Costume Showing Big Tits….
GO

Here’s the Reason Obama Won…

Here’s an Obama Tribute
GO

Here’s a Pretty Weird Fetish Video…..

ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
GO

Now I can get off this fucking computer….

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