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2008

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I got recognized today because I was wearing a shitty DrunkenStepfather T-Shirt. It was a horrible experience where some kid with braces asked me if I was DrunkenStepfather and I just denied by pretending I didn’t know what he was talking about. Instead, I asked the dude if I could borrow a dollar for a coffee and he said no. I have no idea whether he believed me or not, but I think that’s a bad sign of things to come, especially considering that the people who care enough to find out who I am are just as broke as me. I want rich people recognizing me and offering me refuge in their well appointed mansions, with pools, hot tubs and naked chciks. It’s a bad sign.

Another bad sign of things to come, the name of this post, because you know what it means and that my links of the day are about to hit and there’s always way too many of those to click, making it more like work than good times, try to enjoy it.


Sometimes in Life, You Just Gotta Smile
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I’m No Psychic, But Sometimes You Can Just Predict When Things Won’t Go Right
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April Scott is Like a Breath of Fresh Air
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The 9 Hottest Israeli Women Ever
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Emma Watson’s Wizard Pokies
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Marisa Miller Can Ride Me All Day Long
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Talk Like a Pirate, Fag
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I Don’t Know Who Andrea Feldon is, But I Wanna Be on Her
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Zac Efron Almost Got Knocked the Fuck Out
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The Top 100 Big Boobed Celebrities According to NUTS, But Most of them Don’t Count
Because They Are British and Therefore Not Reall Celebrities
Whatever.
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You KNow, Looking At All This Photoshop Work, I’m Starting To THink Britney
Spears Was Never Actually That Hot to Begin With, And It;s All a Fucking Illusion
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Because I Know You Have No Radar Whatsoever
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Dress Like Sarah Palin for Halloween
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Emma Watson hard pokies
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How NOT to Argue a Ticket
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The Best Slut’s You’ll See All Day, Which Isn’t Saying Much Because I Know For
A Fact You Haven’t Left Your Mom’s Basement
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Doogie Howser MD
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Finally! The Role That Will Give Jennifer Aniston the Stardom She Deserves!
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He Was a Comlicated Man, And No One Understood Him
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Washing Machine Surprise
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Now That’sHow you Strip Yourself of Dignity
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PRAISE JESUS AND THANK THE LORD
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If Searching Through Here Won’t Get You Up, Then You’re As Badd Off As I Am
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Jamie Lynn Want’s to Go to College; Defends Teenaged Sluts and Pregnancy
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Striptease of the Day
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What WOuld it Take to Let YOU Get Kicked in the Balls?
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You Say You Don’t Need the Help, and I Say Bullshit
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Infection Affection
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Not the Kind of Homecoming I’d Want
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Out with the Old, In With the New. It’s Official, The Girls Next Door Are Moving On
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Guy Gets Knocked the Fuck Out by a Chick
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audrey Bitoni is Fully Fuckable
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Isn’t Tila Tequila Dead Yet?
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And Here I Thought Finger Painting Was Fun
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I Need to Go to Romainia. NOW
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There Is Gonna Be a War of the Old Ladie’s Of Soul, And Even Though Aretha Fraklin
Is Huge, I’m Still Putting All My Money on Tina Turner
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Luba Takes a Dip
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Etch-a-Sketch Amazingness
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Jessica Alba Shows Off Some Pubes – Throwback
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Make Babies is a Way You Never Imagined!
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Not Everyone Can Afford a Dildo. We Are in a Recession Afterall
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Dude’s Girl Shows Her Tits
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2008

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I may not be doing that good, but I am doing better than the 10 year old fat asian kid I saw trying to keep up with his friends as they ran to McDonald’s, poor fucking couldn’t keep up and had to walk it out, depsite how badly he wanted that burger that got him in this mess in the first place.

Here are my links…and if they aren’t good enough, maybe you should consider booking a trip to Oklahoma….

Because You Can Only Get So Interactive on the Porn Side of Things
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One of the World’s Fattest Men Has Passed Away, But I Am Still Alive and Kicking…Obesity Won’t Stop Me…Except from Running Up the Stairs….
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Sarah Palin is the Blair Witch
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Stephanie Ly Loves Chocolate and I Love Stephanie Ly
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Jennifer Allisons Newest Calendar Shoot
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Like Taking Candy From a Baby
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Who Needs a Real Baby When This One is So Life Like?
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Here’s Hayden Panty Airs in the Most Fuckable Positions Ever
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So THAT’S How Posh Keeps Her Face Looking So Fresh
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Angelina Jolie Can Do No Wrong
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I Long for the Old Days, SO Here is a Lohan Upskirt Throwback
Memories….
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I Wanna Punch Each of the Real House Wives of Orange County in the Face
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Are You Drunker Than Amy Winehouse?
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The Best Moments is Salma Hayeks Tits Ever – A Tribute
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I Mean Who Doesn’t Have Trouble Peeing When They Are Drunk?
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Molotov Cocktail Baseball is Amazing
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If Jamie Lynn is Preggers Again, There is Really Just No Hope
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If It’s Not Dirt Cheap, I Don’t Want It
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Bear Market/Bare Ladies
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And That’s Why You Don’t Hold a Shotgun Target
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Because We Are All Searching for Something
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A Little Celeste Star Should Pick You Up
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Teen Blond Takes Off Her Blue Dress
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The City of Anaheim Hates Miley Cyrus
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I Forgot How Hot Debra Messing Was
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Travis Barker Talks About the Plane Crash
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Some People Have All the Fucking Luck, I swear to God
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Bill Maher Says Vote For BBQ!
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In the Temple is Techno
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Jennifer Lopez is Totally Joining Xenu’s Cult
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Striptease of the Day
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Some People Are Just Retarded
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Z True Hollywood Story
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Find the Best Porn You’ll Watch This Hour
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Dutch News Host Gets a BJ!!!
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wow, This is Fucking Creepy
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Katherine McPhee is Completelt Irrelevant
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Kristina and Paulina Are At the Beach
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Katie Fey is Lovely in Orange
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Lauren Becall is Losing Her Shit
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Round and Round We Go!!
The Biggest Swing Ever!
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the Best of Ari Gold
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Gemma Merna is Tasty
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Make Some Gore Make Up For Halloween
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A Naked Bitch is the Best Kind of Bitch
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CSI: TMZ, They Don’t Let a Nipple Slip Get Past Them Viral
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Hot Models or Sluts Whot Think They are Models Playing Softball….Video….
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Playing With Lohan’s Myspace Blog and the Weirdos Who Comment on It
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Fall TV’s Hottest Stars
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One of the Weirder Lactating Big Breast Fetish Videos I’ve Seen and Lord Knows I’ve Seen Many…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Tits At Burning Man on FLICKR
http://www.flickr.com/photos/63114167@N00/2861128415/sizes/l/in/set-72157607318363729/”target=”_blank”> GO

And Another Burning Man – Not DJ AM – But Possibly A Man…TIT
http://www.flickr.com/photos/63114167@N00/2861126323/sizes/l/in/set-72157607318363729/”target=”_blank”> GO

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2008

07

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking down the street and I see this fat girl, who was clearly trying to get in shape, decked out fully in her workout gear, riding home from work on a bike, and as she got to the intersection, either a car cut her off, or she lost her balance and she fell hard. Now the difference between a fat person and a not so fat person falling, is that we don’t morph into safety fall instinctively, we are slow and have shitty reflexes and we always go down fuckin’ hard. She didn’t die, but she was humilated, hurt and crying and it broke my heart as much as it made me laugh on the inside. Let’s hope these links have a similar affect on you, and when you’re done, you don’t have to go home, throw your workout clothes in the garbage because God doesn’t want you to be skinny and he sent you a pretty clear message to give it up, call your mom and cry to her about how shitty your day was and how you can never get ahead, then eat that pint of ice cream you’ve been dreaming about….like the girl I saw fall today.

Here are my links:

The Witches on the View Are At It Again
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Human Wrecking Ball
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I Never Thought I Would Say This Again, But Britney Spears is Lookin’ Good
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The Best Moments of Jennifer Love Hewitts Tits
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I Know You’re Not Gonna Do Anything Else Worthwhile
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Some Aniston Bikini Pic You May Have Missed
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President Bush Brings Newsa of the Bailout to Gotham City
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The 15 Hottest Gun Loving Ladies
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Britney Spears is Paying the Price
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Lil Kim’s Big Fake Titty is JUST About to Pop Out
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Lookin’ Good Halle Berry
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If I Can’t Kill the Sluts from the Hills, I Guess Deporting Them is the Next Best Thing
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Russian Street Mob War
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Who Says That Whores Ain’t What They Used to Be?
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Hot Styles Presents Lookin’ Ass….
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Because We All Know That Blow Up Doll Has Way More Milage Then You Care to Admit
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Who Doesn’t Love a Good Jingle to Go Along With Their Favorite Toy?
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Hef’s Girls Next Door Are Dropping Like Flies
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Tetris Party!!!
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Sibling rivalry Knows No Bounds
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That’s Right Rachael Ray, Caress That Corn
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Soccer Fan Mishap
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Sarah Vandella is Your Naughty Dream Girl
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Why Hello Andi Valentino!
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Kristen Bell is Kind of Topless
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Charlize Theron May Lose 20 Million Dollars in a Lawsuit
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Porn That Makes Jerking Off Worthwhile
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Kim Kardashian Defends Her Fat Ass Once Again
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Fuck You Avril Lavigne
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Aurbey O’Day Whores It Up Some More
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striptease of the Day
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Tough Guy Harasses Reporter
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Kung Fu Election – The VP Edition
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Hey, Idiot, You Are Not a Formula One Driver
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Michelle B is All You Need
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Halle Berry Versus Kate Beckinsale
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I Guess If Youre Gonna Wear a Condom, Ultra Thin is the Way to Go?
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Hayden in Some Fuckable Positions
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New York Titties
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Beyonce Bikini Pictures Underwater
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Melissa Marie Gonsales Has an Ass Like No Other
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There is Something About Will and Jada That I Just Can’t Stand
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Relax You Ass, It’s Just a Video Game
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Swinging With Crissy Moran
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Miley Cyrus is the Most Important Person on the Planet
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The Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week
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How To: Cook Fake Vomit
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Sometimes Being a Cop Has It’s Advantages
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2008

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

So in the bar this weekend, while drunk, I got to talking to some girl I never saw before. She told me she was in town meeting some guy she met online and when she got to the bus stop where she was supposed to meet him, she saw some really fat greasy dude who looked like he hadn’t got laid, but had been masturbating all day over the last 10 years, so she booked a hotel and ended up the bar I was at. So I knew bitch was desperate, but not desperate enough to compromise her integrity. We got to talking about all kinds of things from her kids and her job and I realized within a minute why she turned to the internet to find love, because there is no human out there who could stomach her fairy tale wants and her annoying voice and pretty much everything about her made me want to die, not to be dramatic or anything. I decided to try to have fun with her and I busted out a napkin and told her to show me what her pussy looked like by folding the paper, sure it was a weird request but I didn’t have any other art supplies with me and instead of her just giving up on the stupid vagina model idea, and pull down her pants like a normal girl would, she made a fucking origami bird and that’s when I wished her a good trip home and to watch out for creeps from the internet, seeing as I was a professional one, I felt it was my place.

Here are my links….

Dance Dance Dance Fall
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Wino is BReaking Down One Body Part at a Time
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Some Playboy Playmate from 2007 Gives You Losers Some First Date Tips
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Madeline Zima Has Hard Nipples
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Some Anna Kornikova is Always Nice
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Do Something Worthwhile Today That Doesn’t Involve Getting Out of Bed…But Does Involve Seeing Pussy and Telling it What to Do
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Tori Wilson is a WWE Slut
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Robots Can’t Act
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The Best Porn You’ll Watch All Day
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Let’s Get Sloppy
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Paul McCartney Is Making a Revenge Album
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OJ Simpson is Guilty. Wow, I Am so Shocked
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Finding Girls to Fuck Isn’t As Hard As You Think
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Girls Aloud Nip Slip
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Dina Lohan is Just Amazing
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Jessica Alba is Flashing Her Pubes
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Fuck I Thought I Ate Fast
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Finally, someone Who Understands How Much I Hate Exercising
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Tram Goes Way Out of Control
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I Forgive Salma Hayek For Ruining Her Vagina With a Baby, Because It Has Done Wonders For Her Chest
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Let’s Go to the Model Ball
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Why Hello Lindsay Marie
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Gina Caragano Can Fight Me Anytime
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Another Brick in the Wall
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Amateurs All the Way
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Paris Hilton Needs to Be Stopped From Reproducing
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Angelina Is Loking Good After Just Having Had Twins
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If Facebook Was Real Life
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Even When She’s Just Being a Mother, Kate Beckinsale is Tasty
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Jodie Marsh is Just Giving It Away
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Striptease of the Day
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Topless Fashion Show? I’m Into That
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Lipstick on a Pig. On Drugs
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Use this Spray to Get Laid
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Tina Fey Does Palin Once Again for the Presidential Debates. Amazing
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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING POSTED ON CRAIGSLIST EVER
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Adriana Lima Poses in a Magazine I Don’t Care to Know the Name Of
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Marta Enjoys the Coast While We Enjoy Marta
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Nicolette Sheridan is Lookin’ Good
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Lindsay and Paris Are Having a Cat Fight
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Let’s Look At Some Art, Since I know For The Most Part We Are Too Cultureless to Do So
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A Day in the Life of Mario
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I Think I Should Celebrity Box Michael Lohan
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Some Jenna Jameson and Brea Bennet
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Dance Like a Stripper
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Paris Hilton in Vegas for Her Sister’s Birthday
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Some Funny Lapdance Going Wrong Video
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Some Girl Gets Busted Masturbating
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Every Little Girl’s Dream is to Be a Pornstar….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Old Skinny Bitch Acting Sexy With a Big Discolored Dildo
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From Vagina Shots to Cum Play This Album is Porn on a Mainstream Site
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Some Naked Chicks a Guy Claims are His Ex Girlfriends
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Ass Lover’s Album
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Some Girl Flashing Her Tits
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Use this Spray to Get Laid
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2008

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email/comment on the site today and I felt the need to address it…

Just an FYI … You seem to want to grow the website and forum, but using the phrase “whiny jew” is a turn off. In case you were wondering, Jewish is the correct term, no matter how “edgy” you are trying to appear.

Just an FYI, but you seem to want to get the point across that Jews are whiny, or that Jews should be called Jewish by whining. Is that what lawyers call a case in point? You should know the answer seeing as you are a Jewish. Go fuck yourself and here are my links.

With Love.

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

The World’s Fattest Man is Getting Married.
No, No, No, Not Me, I’m already Married
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Just When I Thought It Was Completely Impossible For Hollywood to Do Anything Shittier
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Liz Hurley Panty Flash Goodness
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A Jessica Simpson Close Up id the Last Thing I Need Today
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Mary Carey Has Cleavage (Lots)
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Will HE Fit?
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Nothing Says “I Care” Like Hitting Your Friend in the Balls
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Comic Book Fans: Then and Now
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Everyone Hates Resse Witherspoon
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Toni Braxton Upskirt Throwback
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Say What? Q-Tip Used to BAng Nicole Kidman! Who Knew?
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How About Some Obvious Gayness to Bring Friday to a Close Proper?
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Extreme Prison Riot
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Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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Hey Beyonce! Guess What? You’e Not as Important As You Think
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Herbal Elements
(For Men)
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Teacher Shows Student Who’s the Boss
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Alena Serdova Makes My Friday Better
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Because That’s How Theyt Roll in the Hood
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Danielle’s Purple Dress is Something Worth Talking About
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Now THIS is a Party
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I Want Willa Holland to Wrap Her Legs Around Me
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Well, The Pussycat Dolls New Video Looks Like a Complete Piece of Shit
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Salma Hayek is Still All Sorts of Sexy
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I Wanna Punch Elizabeth Hasslebeck in the Face
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Win Race to Toilet!!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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These Photo Makes Me Long For Days Of Britney Being Crazy Again
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Striptease of the Day
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Anne Hathaway is Boring
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Caucasion Soup
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And That’s Why, You Always Pay Your Bills!
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Sexy Times All Over the Place!
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Battle of the Disney Whores
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Victoria Thinks She’s a Vampire
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Amy Winehouse Gets More Disgusting By The Day
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Why Hello Torri Wilson!
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Rules to Live By
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The Delorean Story
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Chris Rock on Larry King
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Turn Potatos Into Plastic
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Crackwhore is as Crackwhore Do
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Slut and Her Tits
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2008

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Darn right I watched the debate. Darn right Palin is not suited for the job and just spewed out rehearsed garbage to connect with America. Darn right she’s in the dark, avoided questions and darn right she was condescending with her references to Joe Six Pack and Hockey mom’s when we all know Hocky is for Canadians. Darn right she’s a fine lookin’ woman and darn right I almost got hard the numerous times she winked at me.

Here are my links, they are a toxic mess on main street and I sure do respect you for clicking my links, the number of you who end up on the various sites I’ve posted here today will be a real barometer to whether the Maverick who writes this site has anyone reading this site and if I can quote Ronald Reagan twice to secure that point because he was one of America’s great Hollywood stars, remember that I am the only blogger who has actually fought for you…

Ok, enough of that, Palin is the neutral, like a waitress serving me warm apple pie, like the small town girl who looks amazing and is hard to listen to because you sit there in amazement that she has 5 kids and claims to be nothing but a soccer mom, but who is worth more than a million dollars and here are my links….they are worth a solid 0 dollars.

5 Actresses Who Probably Like Anal Sex
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Christina Milian Has No Panties On!
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Uhhhh… Didn’t Catherine Zeta-Jones Used to Be Smokin’ Hot?
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Car Versus Ramp
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Brooke Hogan Shows Off Her Stripper Tits
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Lucy Pinder Likes Eating Ramen Noodles
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Lady News Anchor Let’s One Go, The Swedish Way!
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If the US Election Was an 80’s Sitcom
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Jessica Simpson is Hiding Her Coochie
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Trust ME, I Know Porn
Pam Anderson Just Keep Getting Rougher. Oh and Here’s Her Panties As Well
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Cameron Diaz Is Has Seriously Gotta Ditch That Red Lipstick.
You Already Look Enough Like The Joker Honey
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Is This The BRitney Sex Tape We Have All Been Waiting For?
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Watch You Back When You’re in Mcdonalds
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Because the Girls in Bars Are All the Same
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Human Canvas Body Art
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Little Bill O’Reilly
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Keeley Hazell Thinks All You Ladies SHould Touch Your Breasts More
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So Peeing on an Electric Fence Does, In Fact, Get You Electrocuted
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All That Glitters is Not Gold
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Some Extreme FItness Model Gallery
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Brea Brennet is All Sorts of Sexy
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Have a Go At Yourself in the Bath, Why Not
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Khloe Kardashian Doesn’t Care That Her Drunk Driving Could Have Killed Someone
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Wow, If You’re Gonna Buy Cocaine, You Should At Least Do It More Discreetly
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Leighton Meester is at Some Event or Another
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No Matter How Much Things Suck, Getting Laid Always Makes Them Better
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Uhhh…I Don’t Understand These New Levi’s Ads
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Striptease of the Day
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Fire Farting Low Rider
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Dirty Words – the Letter C
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Call Me Crazy, But I Don’t Think That’s Covered in the Warrenty
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Mr. Clean is Dead!
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Sluts and Cars. Who Could Ask For Anything More?
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Puma Suede Has Left Me Speechless
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Lily Cole Does French Playboy
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Now THAT’S a Wardrobe Malfunction
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Use This to Get Sex, Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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This Brightened My Day, and I’m Sure It Will do the Same For You
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I Get What Pufy is Saying, But At the Same Time, I Think He’s Losing My Mind
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I Don’t Know About You, But a Little Yellow Always Brightens My Day
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Would It Be Wrong to Get a Lynx and Keep It In the Filth That Is My House
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Tag Team Whores
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USB Mini Fridge Anyone?
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Mommy is Flashing Her Tits
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2008

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email:

You drunken Mexican cunt, you stole my Hawaiian butt photo from my Facebook gallery.

I am expecting your apologize nad link to my website

Actually, it is kind of honor for me to have my photo on your website, but still, you shouldn’s steal photos 🙂

— Mr Fandor

My response is that I always steal photos, that’s why when you email me asking where I got them from, I don’t have an answer for you. It’s pretty fucking random and sometimes I get the shit from your Facebook because I am an asshole. I guess I am a modern day criminal, but not the good type, like a drug dealer who gets addict groupies, hot chicks and money, the lame kind who gets cease and desist letters and who can talk to other internet people about how to win the battle…

Here’s that link to the dude who’s picture I stole HERE

And here are my links….

Sometimes It’s Better To Not Go All The Way
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And Now, The Funniest Thing Michael K From D-Listed Has Written Ever
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Cleavage is Amazing, Even If It Is On Britney Spears
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Self Defense Huh? Sure, Keep Telling Yourself That
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A Little Aria Giovanni Always Seems to Do the Trick
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The 10 Hottest Actresses Under 40
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Mila Kunis Looks Definitely Not Hot in the New Issue of Nylon
I Don’t Get It
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Because We All Need a Helping Hand Sometimes
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This Completely Unsafe and Potentially Fatal Ferris Wheel From India Doesn’t Surprise Me At All
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Well the Artist WOrking on a Sculpture of My Wife FINALLY Finished
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Sharon Stone Has Lost Her Fucking Mind
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Terri Hatcher Searches for Her Panties Throwback
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Bikini or Not Jennifer Aniston is Depressing
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Pig or People
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Fan Makes Save – Ruins Soccer Match – VIDEO
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Because You Forearms Can’t Take That Kind of Abuse Anymore
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Because It Isn’t Really Sex If You’re Alone
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Security Cams Catch All the Good Stuff
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Geman Olympian Franziska van Almsick
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Jack White and Alicia Keys NEw Bond Song is Just Fucking Terrible
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First Person Base Jump
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Man, Big Brother Bulgaria Looks Like It’s the Shit!
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Alyssa Lovelace is Perfection
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NOw That’s Flexibility
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Jesus Christ, What Happened to the Duchess of York?
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Paris Hilton, Please Just Stop Talking, You Are Embaressing Yourself
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Here’s Some Weird Reverse Psychology Thing About Voting That Will Probably Just
Confuse Most of the American People, Because You Are All Retarded
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How About Some Fun With a Taser Chair
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Some Pics of Britney Only Looking Like Half a Mess
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Kelly Osbourne Thinks She Has STDs. That Probably the Smartest Thing She Has Said Ever
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Striptease of the Day
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Dismount Goes Wrong
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Meet Judge Fudge
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Bouncer Can’t Break Up a Fight
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I’m Really Not That Impressed
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Tricia Helfer – FHM Magazine Germany
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Miss Nude 2003
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Oprah’s Mom is Too Good to Pay For Stuff
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Lets Laugh at the Sarah Palin Disney Trailer One More Time, Because It Is Amazing
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Who’s Hotter?
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This is How Israeli Chicks Party…By Touching Each Other A Lot
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Visits David Blaine While He Was Hanging Upside Down…Here is the Video
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Some Japanese Eel Porn That You Will Want to See…Because it is Fucking Disgusting…
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7 Celebrities Who Were Band Geeks…
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Molesting Tokio Hotel’s Wax Figure…
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How To Eat a Scorpion
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The Biggest Vagina in Porn?
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2008

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the last day of September. It feels like my life is speeding by me and I just can’t keep up. It’s like tomorrow, I will wake up and I will be 75 years old, still married to my wife, who will not be dead thanks to medical advancements, but will equally annoying and demanding as her lifeless obese body lays there attached to a machine that breaths for her and that makes her heart beat for her that she is already lookin’ forward to because she finds both those things fucking tiring, giving her the energy to demand a sponge bath in places I don’t like visiting now because it smells like death and will really not like visiting when it actually is dead.

Either way, if you want to make the best of your short time on this earth, you may want to do it by clicking my links. It’s got a lot to keep you entertained when I am not available to be your dancing fucking monkey you using piece of shit. Cuddles.

What Kid Doesn’t Want to Go to Camp?
Even If It Is Run By a Homo
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Janet Jackson Follows in Jermaine Footsteps By Puking All Over the Place
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Finally! A Swampthing Live Action Movie
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Jennifer Lopez Flashes Her Panties in Macy’s
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I Hate You Jennifer Lopez
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Let’s Admire Scarlett Johansson’s Rack Together
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Because It’ll Be the Best Thing You Watch All Day
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What If The Crew of Star Trek Was the A-Team?
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April Scott Has Made My Day
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Megan Fox Deserves an Academy Award
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Seeing Kendra Wilkinson Flash Her Boobs Is Like Watching Star Wars.
We’ve All Been There and Done That To The Point Where We Just Don’t Care Anymore
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Some Blind Item That Was Intriguing, But I Couldn’t Figure Out For the Life Of Me
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Some Sluts of Oktoberfest
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Do YOu KNow YOUR Hip Hop Lingo?
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Sluts Are In The Eye of The Beholder
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Here’s Some More Celeb Mug Shots!
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Because You Mom Can’t Be Your Best Friend Forever
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WWE Whore Maria Kanellis
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Who Doesn’t Love Christine Love?
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Russian Cops Beat Underage Gamblers – VIDEO
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Just When I Thought Dita Von Tease’s OUtfits COuldn’t Get Any More Retarded
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I Never Get Tired of Treadmill Fuck Ups
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Talking Cucumber
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Jane is Playing With Herself
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As If I Didn’t Already Hate the Hills Enough
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Jenny McCarthy is Ready to Throwdown Against Amanda Peet
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Paris Hilton Debuts Her Newest Piece of Shit “Song”
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Vanessa Hudgens Bought a Mansion
*Yawn*
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Because You Will Have the Time Of Your Life
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Striptease of the Day
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Well This Looks Like Fun
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Galaxy Sex!!
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You got SERVED!
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Jesse Jane is Excited About Something or Another
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Shitney is Making HEr Way Across America
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Shame of the Jungle
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Charlie Lane is Stripping Down
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Bounce Those Boobs Baby
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Latina Vanessa Arias Does Mexico’s Max Magazine
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Some People Are Just Sick and Fucking Disgusting. Seriously.
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Oleona in the woods
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Here’s the Newest Shitty Kim Kardashian/Dancing With the Stars Video
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Lara Bingle and friends in lingerie
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More Sluttiness From THe Hills.
Can Someone Just Kill Me Now?
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Make People Naked With Photoshop
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Orgasm Slut Freaks The Fuck Out
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2008

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I know that Britney has a sex tape and the sleazy paparazzi are shopping it around and I figure why bother writing about it, since everyone else is and since I don’t have the fucking’ video to prove it exists, but I know that it probably does exist, because the paparazzi are fucking scum and selling a sex tape of a girl you took advantage of when she was at her lowest point, is something scum would do, especially when their careers are all about exploiting these people and I wouldn’t put it past paparazzi scum to have used Kleenex, tampons an underwear of hers. The real disappointment is that this shit didn’t go down when Britney was 18, hot and worth jerking off to and not when she’s a mess we all feel sorry for.

I also know that Anne Hathaway admitted to liking anal sex, which isn’t surprising because she’s a fucking homo. Don’t let those big tits throw you off. Who the fuck cares if she likes anal, I’d say 60 percent of chicks do like it and those who don’t are either too prude to try it, or had a bad experience cuz the asshole that took their asshole’s virginity did it too hard and made them scared of the shit. Yes, I realize I made many ass and shit references in that sentence. It was unintentional…and until I see the pics of her getting it up the ass, I am not going to post it here.

I know that Scarlett Johansson got married to the Canadian this weekend and that you are upset she is off the market even though you really had no fucking chance and I know that Heather Locklear got arrested for driving under the influence of prescrption drugs and I’d rather talk about my experiences with prescription drugs then focus on hers. I just won’t bother posting boring gossip stories here but I will post these links though….enjoyy

John McCain is Just Like Us, He Likes MILFS Too!
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Get Ready to Be Disgusted, Cause There May Be a Britney Sex Tape After all
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Jenny Milstead is Sex in a Blue Bathing Suit
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Lucy Pinder’s Noodles
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Who Says Romance is Dead? These Girls Are Willling To Do Everything You Tell Them To….
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Holly Madison Shows Her Sideboob
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How About We Remix Your FACE?!?!
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Michelle Hunziker is Your Monday Fantasy
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Scarlett Johansson Got Married. I’m Sure She Will Announce She is Ruining Her Vagina With a Baby Any Day Now
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Victoria Beckham Upskirt Throwback
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Watch Out Portia De Rossi, Paris is About to Steal Yo’ Man!!
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Sarah Palin Versus Joe Biden
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The Dildo Song
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Find the Best Porn You’ll Watch All Day
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Phone Sex Operators – The Other Side
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Uhhhh This Snake Has No Body
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If You Can’t a Girl This Way, You Seriously Have No Hope
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Rumer Willis, You Aren’t Fooling Anybody
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The Lovely Mindy Vega
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Is That a Ball in Your Pocket, Or…
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Serene Simpson Gallery
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Rally Car Accident – Video
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Nadal Showing Off His Ass
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Sandra Shine is Busty
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On Set With Tera Patrick
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Everyone Hates Meg Ryan, But I Would Still Bone Her
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Get Sex the Easy Way. Sucker!
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Vanessa Williams is Starting to Look Rough…But Still Has Hot Tits….
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Travis Barker is OUt of the Hospital
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Some Emma Watson Action
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Hayden Trolls It Up Outside a Hollywood Nightclub
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Striptease of the Day
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Motor Cycle Mayhem
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Jesus and George
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This Guy Thinks He Can Talk to Aliens
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some Old Time Porn
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Why Hello Candice Swanepoel
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Now THAT’S Multitasking
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Heather Locklear Got Arrested
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Jermain Dupri Puked On Janet Jackson. Amazing!
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Okay This Crazy Hip Hop Jewelry Thing is Getting Out of Hand
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Almo’s World Behind the Scene
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Heath Ledger’s Daughter is Getting His Entire Estate, and Rightfully So
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Louisiana Republican State Rep. John LaBruzzo Suggests Paying Poor Women to Tie Tubes
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Create Fake 3D Objects With Camera Illusions
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If that’s not good enough for you, how about some Dwarf Cage Fighting in Florida…Because It is One of The Classier Activity To Do in Florida
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Some Sex Offender Died While Trying to Sex Offend a 17 Year Old
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Or Maybe You Need Some Mexican Minx Named Sandra Ramirez Posing and Showing Off Her Tits
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Or Maybe You Need The Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex Story
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Or Some Reality Chick in Desperate Need of a Pole….
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Or Maybe Some Stripping Palin Stupidities….
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Jennifer Hudson is Fat Enough For Someone TO Marrry
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…..

Some Girls and Her Tits Take her Camera Phone on a Date an Get to Second Base
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Or Some Really Busty Girl’s Photobucket Pictures….of Her Tits…
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This is Gay…Seriously…I am only Posting it to Prove Photobucket Does Porn
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Or Maybe Some Random Weird Porn…That is Seriously NSFW

Psycho Slut Sucking Off a Rubber Dick Spasms Out of Control
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Some Dick Surgery That Went Seriously Wrong
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Tricked Into Gay Sex…Sick….
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Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact
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Some Scenes from the Worst Porn Ever Made…Seriously…This Shit is Sick….In Case You Missed it the First TIme
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Too Drunk to Masturbate!
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Bonus that’s not really a bonus, Kanye’s New Song that He Played at the VMAs that You Will Hear on the Radio Non Stop Despite His Using a Vocoder to Cover Up the Fact He Can’t Sing…Because Music makes for good times….Fuck that, Kanye’s already too famous. What the hell was I thinking….

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2008

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email…..

Hi there:

I am a dialysis patient at KPRHC.  I take my macbook to the unit each time and read (most often aloud) your article to all my dbuds and it is always a source of amusement, fun and giggles.  Today, however, was especially good, and we’re writing to thank you so much.  I don’t know who you are, but am wondering if you are published because I’d love to read more.  Thanks for always giving us some fun and please keep ’em comin’.

Love, Pam. xoxo

I guess not everyone hates me. I am happy to be the Patch Adams of our generation, it is more fulfilling then being some rich, gay, joke of an internet personality…seriously.

Here are my links, unedited because it is Friday and we’re drinking here, and by we, I mean me. I have no friends, but at least I have links.

Girls Who Get Naked on Command to Bring in the Weekened…The Lonely…Sad…Weekend….
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Iggy Pop’s Retard Cripple Shoes and Hot Pussy Out On a Walk…
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I Mean Who Doesn’t Like It When a Model Takes a Tumble?
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Lucy Pinder Should Do Herself a Favor and Start Her Own Magazine She Can Put Herself on The Cover Of Every Month Like Oprah
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Lohan Completes Her Lesbian Transformation By Wearing Flannel Everyday
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Fucking Flying Rats
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Carmen is Curvy
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Maybe This Amy Winehouse Junkie Shit Is All a Joke So She Make the Comeback of all Comebacks
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Kerry Katona Has 36DD Boobs
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Stock Up For the Weekend
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Why The Fuck Was Paris Hilton On Letterman Again. Seriously.
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Sasha Baron Cohen, You Are The Fucking Man
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Some Mandatory Clay Aiken Gay Jokes
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Truck Crashes Into Building
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Only an Idiot Willingly Has Himself Sprayed with Pepper Spray
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Kimbo Slice Will Break Your Face
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Most Amazing Football Catch Ever
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Christina Aguilera Debuts Her Newest Clown Look
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Tuba Trouble
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Because the Girls In Your Comics Won’t Magically Come to Life and Fuck You
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Binoculor Soccer
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In the VIP Thongs
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Swedish Sex Bomb
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Amateur Teen Masterbation
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And More Lucy Pinder
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Lohan Put a Restraining Order On Her Crazy Fucking Father
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Wow Drew Barrymore, You Just Got Your Tongue Pierced!! You’re Sucks a Rebel!!
Seriously, What Are You, Fucking Fourteen?
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I Hate You Katy Perry
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Now That’s What I call a Gold Digger!
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How Can Playing Near Traintracks Ever Work Out Well?
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Because We All Need a Helping Hand Now and Again
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Striptease of the Day
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Monkey Tried to Steal a Car
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Monster Dildo
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Uhhh, I Think It’s Time to Buy a Razor…or a Fucking Weed Whacker
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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Calendar
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The Real Perfect Girlfriend
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Swat Team Versus Fat Kid
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Hayden Party Airs Dad is Officially a Wife Beater
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Tricia Helfer is Half Naked in Some Magazine
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Fox Tail Butt Plug
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Disney is Making a Sarah Palin Movie
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Tera Patrick is All Wet
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Cassie Keller is in Playboy
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John McCain is a Fashion Designer
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Mini Me’s Sex Tape Star is Doing the Radio Circuit and Flirting With Radio Midgets, Listen to the Interview….
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