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2009

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried going to a concert tonight, but I couldn’t get on the list because I am irrelevant and poor, so instead, I just stayed home and drank some bootleg shit my friend made in his basement. I am seeing double and it’s been good…but I feel like I may die….

I figured since no one is around, I could just play with my hemorrhoid, he’s not as fun as you’d expect him to be though, in fact, he’s actually a fuckin’ asshole and the time together is fuckin’ shitty.

Good joke, admit it.

That said, I got nothing going on right now and it’s pretty fucking pathetic. You probably know all about that, don’t you. I had stories I wanted to write on the site, but forgot ever single one of them, so you’re stuck with this shit and I know it’s fuckin’ dull, but you can always


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Now here are my stepLINKS….

Girl in a See Through Bikini
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Friday Night Fun
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Sacha Baron Cohen is a Crazy
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Carmen Electra Channels Her Inner Stripper
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Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Nip Slip
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That Little Slut Leighton Meister Thinks She’s a Singer Now
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Kitty On a Keyboard
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Naughty Naughty Fun House
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Jessica Simpson’s Hottest Pics Ever
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Now THAT’S How You Steal Stuff!!
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Who Says Hunting Can’t Be Funny? – Cartoon of the Day
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Manny Ramirez Made Some Doodles
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Fun With the Zellers PA System
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Ali Lohan Would Be Better Odd Raised By a Pack of Day Hookers
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Kim Kardashian’s Massis Massive Or Some Shit
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Elizabeth Hurley Loves Rug Burns
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And Another Promo Video for the Bruno Movie
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God Damn Rhianna is Worth Turning Into a Slave and Fucking
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Jordana Brewster is Looking Hot
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Daisy De La Hoya Was in the Hospital For Exhaustion, and By Exhaustion They Mean She OD’ed
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Britney is Bashful
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The Best Part of German Big Brother is this Slut With Big Tits
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All is Fair in Tae Kwon Do
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Brea Lynn is Ready and Willing
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Slow Motion Surfing
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Self Shot Collection
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Leonardo DiCaprio Pretty Much Has the Best Life Ever
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Blonde and Topless
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Man I Liked Tori Spelling Better When She was Fat and Disgusting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Laura Drzewicka: For Men (Italy) May 2009
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Chicken FIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Vidtoria and Bri Will BE Your Addiction
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Uhhhhhhh…Hmmmm
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16 Kick Ass Tequila Cocktails
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Jenya Shows the Goods
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How Do You Say 12 Months in Estonian?
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The Only Thing Worse Than Getting Owned is Getting Owned With No Pants On
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Hey What’s Friday Without a Little Beastiality
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Well. Will Smith Has Completely Ruined the Karate Kid
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It’s the WTF Blanket!!!
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Man the Dutch News is AWESOME!
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A Whole Bunch of Sluts Dressed Like Refs
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A Couple of Whores in Bikinis
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2009

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been drinking all night, but I am not drunk, so I ran home to steal more money from my whore wife and I figured I’d post my links before going back out into that scary world to rock out proper and end up in hopsital with alochol poisoning. It won’t happen, but maybe I’ll forget my troubles for a few hours…

Either way, I got this amazing email today

hi my name osama I NEED GIRLE

So if any girls are into it, hit me up and I’ll put you in touch….if not Follow me on Twitter, even though shit bores the fuck out of me now,

Help Further Lower My Self Esteem on Twitter

Here are my links….

Find Girls To Do What Your GF is Too Uptight to DO
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Lily Allen is Drunk or Insane or Both
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The Most Beautiful Dick Song Ever
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The Hottest Star Trek Chicks
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Camel Buckles Under a Fat Lady – VIDEO
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Jodie Marsh is Disgusting and By Disgusting I Mean She Makes Me Want to Puke
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The Worst Boxer EVER..Like, Really
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It’s Not That They Are Fat, It’s Just More of Them to Love
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Ivette Takes It Off For a Boat Ride
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I Would Let Milena Roucka Wrestle with me Anyday
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Gramma’s On the Pot!!
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This John And Kate Plus 8 Drama is Fucking Hilarious
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4 For 1 Stripetease of the Day!
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Lohan Thinks She is Marilyn Monroe. Here’s Hoping She Dies Soon Too.
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Let’s All Laugh at Paula Abdul Lip Syncing
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Angelina Jolie Most Probably Fucked Her Mothers Boyfriend
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I’d Definitely Bang Leona Lewis
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Amy Smart is Lookin Classy
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Lauren Budd in Lingerie
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WTF is Up with Nicole Kidman?
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Inga C is in the Pool
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Photographer Has a Horseshoe Up His Ass – VIDEO
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Peaches and Cream
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Why Hello Anna Sofia
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JAime Lynn is Pretty in Pink
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Charlize Theron is Amazing
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Pam Anderson Ruins a Perfectly Good Set of Bikini Shots
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That’s One Fine Latina Amateur
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The Only Thing More Depressing than Jennifer Aniston is Her Vagina
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Keifer Sutherland is Totally Going to Jail Again
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Charm City Devils. Pure Sex
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I’ll Give You Somewhere to Put That Tongue Megan Fox
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There’s a Kelis Sex Tape Floating Around
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Hammy the Hamster Rides Again
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Grampa Jones is Kind of Awesome
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Wanna Puke?
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April Oneal is Sexy
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Another Nude Pic of Carrie Prejean
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Some Misguided Attempts to Stop Crime
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS (yes, he’s back)

Some Chick In Front of the Mirror
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Chicago Girl Posing Proper
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2009

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk. Fuck you. I met a girl in a restaurant tonight. She was on her 8th vodka redbull, that shit is probably worse for you than snorting some cocaine, she kept spitting in my face while making no fucking sense, leaving me confused about what she was saying, too bad she wasn’t spitting all over my dick, like the drunk pig she was. She wasn’t hot, but blowjobs are always good times even when from a drunk girl who falls asleep with my balls in her mouth.


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Here are my links.

Respectable Young Girls Get Naked Here. Nuff Said
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Angelina Jolie Most Probably Fucked a Female Rock Star
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A Truckload of Awesomeness
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The 9 Hottest California Sluts
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How to Seriously Attract Women. Seriously.
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Megan Fox is in Elle Magazine
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The Kitteh Has Sads
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Fight Club, The Musical
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Who Doesn’t Love a Show Off, Especially When the Show Off is Naked
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How to Score With a Bridsmaid At a Wedding
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Keifer Sutherland Will Shut You Down!!
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Pig Flu and BBQ = Tasty
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Striptease of the Day
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Anna Hatheway is Disgusting. Why is This Bitch Famous?
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Madonna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kelly Brookw Goes Nuts For Sex
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Penny Cruz Nip Slip Throwback
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With Victoria Beckham
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Taylor Momsen is Lookin Fucked Up
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Courtney Love is Bat Shit Crazy and I Love It
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Anna Hickman Photoshoot
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Veronika Fasterova in Black and White
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Hammer Game Fail
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Britney Loves to Be Outside
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Man This Jon and Kate Plus 8 Thing is Getting Dramatic
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Who Knew My Little Pony Could Be So Awesome?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Meet Barbie
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Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Shots
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Naked Brunettes
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Mike Tan in Action
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Megan Fox Has All The Control
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Fuck You Bai Ling
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Violet and Lacuna Leave You SPELLBOUND
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Some Rhianna Bikini Pics From the Barbados
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The Russians Are Scared of Madonna
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Happy MILFs Day
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Okay I’m Not Religious Or Anything, But Isn’t There Some Sort of Commandment Against Shit Like This?
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Oprah Loves Chicken and Twitter
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Blond Twins and a Strap On
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It May Be a Day Late, But Here’s Some Cinco De Maya Models
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Ivanka and Ivana, Mom and Daughter Fetish Photoshoot for Some Magazine
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The Face Transplant Chick Scares The Fuck Out of Me
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50 of the Scariest Star Trek Nerds
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Dirty Chicago Posing
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2009

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t read my email for 5 days. That probably makes me a bad business man. Other things that make me a bad business man…everything about me. I’m not that guy.

But I will post my links, because it is the right thing to do.

The other right thing to do, give a little shout out to the hot blonde with fake tits I was talking to at the bar.

Here are my links…

I promise to work harder tomorrow. Unless Swine Flu saves me from this hell.

Give Money Grubbin’ Whores a Chance…
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Paula Abdul, Meet Captain Obvious
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Minka Kelly’s Girls Are Out On Display
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The Pose Hard Pose Off
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Sharon Stone’s Nipples Are Oh So Hard
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The Simpsons Accapella
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Brooke Hogan’s Awesome Big Tits
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Introduing a New Cologne from the Most Famous Man in the World
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Maybe You Can Figure Out What’s Happening In This Commercial, Cause I Don’t Have a Fucking Clue
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Join A-Rods Steroid Quest
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Gianna and Velicity Get Down
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Now THAT’S a Trash Can I Would Use
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Vistoria Principle is Out of Her Fucking Mind
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Dying With Dignity
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Miss California Isn’t Just a Homophobe, She’s Also Topless
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Shots
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Rhianna is Looking Good
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Is Gisele Bundchen Pregnant or Just Aging and Fat?
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If X-Tina is Gonna Be in a Movie, She Had Better Be Getting Naked
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Rebecca Romijn Gallery
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Shay Laren Wants to Give You the Moves
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And That’s Why You Don’t Let Yourself Get Shot Point Blank With a Paint Ball Gun
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There’s Something About Brea Lynns Sweater
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Irina Sheik in Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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So THAT’S What 10 Billion Volts Looks Like
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Tyra Banks Has a Piece of Shit On Her Head and It Sure As Hell Ain’t No Hat
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Some Hotties From the Met Art Gala
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Nadine Coyle Cleavage
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Why Hello Web Came Carmen
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There’s Something About Beyonce Lately
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Kate Beckinsale is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Brianna Frost Rocks out to CARBON 9
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Nothing But A Tie and Boots
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Ida Ljungqvist – 2009 Playmate of The Year
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Now There’s a Prize I Wouldn’t Want in MY Happy Meal
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Russel Simmons is Gonna Take Out the Credit Card Industry
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What Have You Put in YOUR Ass?!
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Tits in the Grass
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2009

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was invited to some fashion school graduate party by a friend of mine. There is going to be free booze, so I put on my nicest soiled clothes and worked out my lines of false promises I am going to tell the hot girls to get them back to jerk me off in the bathroom. Like that I have celebrity friends and know people looking for designers at big companies and that I’d love to see their portfolio, you know false fucking promises to an eager fucking audience. Good times.

here are my links…

Because Monday is the Hardest Day of the Week
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Why the Fuck Are They Still Putting Jessica Simpson on Magazine Covers
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If You Only Have One Wish, Make Sure You Don’t Fuck It Up
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Is Kelis a Hoe or a Housewife?
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Who Knew Lady Liberty Had Such a Tight Body
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Megan Fox is Lookin Good on the Cover of Esquire
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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BEWARE OF KHAN
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The Only Gisele I Like is the Gisele Who Gets Naked All The Time
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Laetitia Casta May Have Ruined Her Vagina With a Baby, But I Just Don’t Care
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Looks Like They Did a Great Job of Ruining G.I.Joe
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Striptease of the (Put a Bag Over Your Fucking Head) Day
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Zoe Saldana is Lovely
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Amy Winehouse is So High She Thinks She is a Ninja
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Kelly Ripa May Be Fucking Annoying, But Man She Looks Good In a Bikini
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Bai Ling Mounts Cars For Kids With Cancer. Do You Have a Better Cure For Cancer?
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Seriously, WTF is Up With Coco’s Ass?
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Jessica Biel’s Big Cleavage
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Beyonce is Lookin Good As Always
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Victoria Beckham, WTF Are You Wearing?
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David Hasslehoff Never Disappoints
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Blonde At a Library
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Sunny Leone is Oh So Sweet
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What’s With Rappers Thinking It’s Okay to Beat on Chicks?
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Ashley and Brianna Get Intimate
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Diana is Pretty Much Perfect
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Wolverine the Musical
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Is It Me, Or is This Sandwich Commercial a Bit Homoerotic
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Megan Fox Has Got Some Nice Cleavage
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Come on Baby, Take is All Off
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Tyra Banks is the New Oprah. She Just Keeps Getting Fatter
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Some Vintage Kelly Kapowski
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Ferrari and Fishnets
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Raven Riley is Swimming
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Brande Roderick Can Be My Apprentice
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Hover Scooter is Gonna Be My New Ride
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Oops, I Drank Too Much
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Rhianna’s Got a New Piece
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David Hasselhoff’s Top 20 Most Embarrassing Photos on the Web
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How NOT to Start an Interview with John Cusack
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Stanky Leg on Maury

Another Maury Clip – Sex for Lobster Buffet – Amazing

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2009

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

The Lindsay Lohan in Montreal countdown has begun. Not that I care. I just have nothing better to write about. I live a relatively pathetic, sexually frustrated life, the highlights of my days are getting approached by girls who ask about my dog, opening up great comedic moments that no one picks up on but me. I can’t think of anything concrete, It’s 10 pm and I’ve been drinking, but I can post links, It’s really second nature for me and that is pathetic, a concept we can collectively tap dance in agreeance to….

Now Follow Me On Twitter….

Here you go. Have a good weekend. Check back. I may update.

Friday Slut Fun
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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It’s All Good, I Hate Standing Up When I’m Drunk Too
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Rosario Dawson’s Hottest Pics Ever
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This Chimp Can Skateboard Better Than You Can
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Kate Hudson May Not Have Tits, But She’s Alright In My Books
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Chuck Norris Doesn’t Paint With a Brush, He Paints With a GUN
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Can You SMELL the Captains Log?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katy Ain’t Half Bad
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Swine Flu Won’t Let Him Buy a Car
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Cutie Gets Mess While Cooking
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Demi Moore is Made of Wax
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Transformers 2 Looks Even Shittier Than The First One
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The Bunny Ranch Wants Rod Blagojevich
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Elizabeth Hurley’s Nipples Are Hard
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Lohan is Back on the Mainland
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Rachel Bilson Is Looking Kind of Rough
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Please Don’t Get Married Miranda Kerr
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Victoria Silvstedt Photoshoot Video
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SEX COURT!
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Bouncer Beatdown
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Angel Dark Belongs in Heaven
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Have You Met Candice Michelle
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And Now, the BEST Response to Jury Duty EVER
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Teen Barbie is a Doll I’d Like to Have
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Pink is a Dirty Whore
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Kim Kardashian Says Ahoy
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Alicia is the Sexy Door Next Girl
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That Kara Slut From American Idol is Getting Canned
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Zoe Saldana is All Legs At the Star Trek Premiere
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Who Knew Hate Crime Legislation Could BE So DIRTY?!
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Dahlia Rocks Out
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Now THAT’S What I Call An Ass
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Swine Flu Fashion
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Veronica is Playing Pool. Naked
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Playboy Flashback
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That’s Why You Don’t TExt While Driving a Bus
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Get Your Fist Out of My Pussy
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Susan Boyle is Kind of Amazing. Watch Her Dance Here
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Who Doesn’t Love School Girl Uniforms?
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Some Movie Reviews
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2009

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I met a handicapped woman today. She couldn’t get enough of my dog and the entire time she was talking to me as she was drooling all over herself, I couldn’t help but wonder if she fucked as wonky as she walked, talked and pretty much got through life and would I really be able to get down with her while it was going down, or would her screams, moans and handicapped person grunts make me lose my boner. I guess that makes me a sick fucking person, but I like to think I’m an equal opportunity employer of sex, while most people are disgusted by her birth defect/handicap/retardation/disability and lose their appetite when they get stuck eating next to her in a restaurant, I’m thinking about her vagina and it’s capabilities and not about what she lacks in ability. I truly am a hero.

I didn’t twitter that story, because twitter is fucking up my shit, leaving me with nothing to write about here, while here is where I live on the internet, so I am not down with Twitter for trying to fuck that up. Not to mention, that shit bores me and I can’t keep track of the people I am following mainly because people update too much and I really don’t care what they are up to. It also has to do with me being too into feeling sorry for myself to really get involved and bother with all the noise coming out of people on the shit, so if my twitter seems uninspired, it’s because twitter is uninspiring.

That doesn’t mean I am fully giving up on it, just because it fucks with my barely there self esteem.

So Follow Me
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Here are the rest of my AMAZING links…Start Clickin’.

People Are Trying To Ruin One of My Favorite Things…
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Paula Abdul Got Totally Played By Sacha Baron Cohen/Bruno
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I Gotta Admit, This Pizza Box Is Kind of Awesome
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The Nine Hottest Brazilian Women
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Fatty Catches Some Air
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Kim Kardashian’s Leotard is Under High Stress
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When Moms Discover the Power of the Net
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Which Thing Won’t Kill You?!
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Meet Aubrey Miles
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Inside the Mind of Mike Tyson
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Striptease of the Day
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Nicole Richie Already Ruined Her Vagina So I Guess That Joke Is Kind of Old Now
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BRad and Angelina’s New Orphan Baby
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Hey There Jessica Simpson’s Tits
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Sorry Lily Allen, No One Wants to Have Sex With You Anyway
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Miss Peru 2003 Claudia Hernandez Panty Upskirt Video Clip
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kinda Wanna Stick My Dick in MK Olsen Today
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Welcome to The Rose Bal
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A Bunch of Sluts at Some LG Event
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Some Vintage Mr.Bean, Just Because
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Renata Daninsky and Marketa Brymova
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Kinda Wanna Blow Up The Entire American Idol Empire
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In Her Defense, That’s a Diet Coke Guys
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The Lovely Faye Valentine
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When Bazookas Backfire
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Some Riley Chase is Always Good for the Soul
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Vanessa Minnillo is Lookin Good
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Boy George is Looking to Get Some Peen In Prison
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Keeley Hazell Lingerie
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Adriana is Too Die For
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Britneay Spears Stripper Poles Had Better Be Double Reinforced
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Bombshells From Hell
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My Kingdom For This Police Officer Next Time I Get Arrested
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That Ho From Top Gun is a Lesbian!!
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Some Sand Art Video You Should Watch to Bring Some Culture into Your Useless Life
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Her Vagina is Awfully Vocal
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Naomi Campbell is Retiring
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Donkey Kong the Movie
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The 8 Essential Sex Positions For Summer
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This is a good place to make nude friends
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Booze and Titties…
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2009

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t been on the computer since noon. I went on a couple missions. None of them involved me getting laid. One of them ended in me getting drunk and pissing all over my pant leg in a packed bar because I couldn’t aim properly since I don’t really have much to fucking work with, if you know what I mean, and you probably do, because every guys with big dicks don’t read sites like they, they are too busy getting out there and fucking bitches. Drinking all day may not be productive, it may not lead to the most up to date website on the net, but it makes me forget all my failure.

On that note…Follow me on Twitter…I started getting Hate Tweets there….


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I’d like to thank someone who is not quite a failure and that’s Heid and Spencer’s travel agent who sent them to Mexico hoping to end all the bullshit for their honeymoon…..He is a saint…cuz he wants them dead too…but actually made moves….


Check Out The Idiots In Mexico in Bathing Suits With Masks On.

And Here are my stepLINKS…..

Because Wednesday Is The Toughest Day of the Week
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Mel Gibson Debuts His Russian Ho. I Can See Why He Left His Wife For Her, This Slut is HOT!
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Marisa Tomei and Her Wet See Through Shorts Throwback
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The Little Slut From Party of Five is All Grown Up and Lookin Good
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Real Life Twitter
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Kim Kardashian’s Best Fat Ass Shots
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Fat Kid Food Rap
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Why Have Real Sex When You Can Have Wii Sex?
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Is Obama’s 100 Day Honeymoon Over?
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More With Wet Peach Dre
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The Relationship Translator
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MILF – Mother’s Day is Lots of Fun
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Striptease of the Day
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Can’t Get Enough of Halle Berry
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I’m Totally Going After Robin Wright Penn
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Chris Brown May Actually Walk
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Kim Kardashian Has a Big Fat Ass And Wants to Make Sure You Know About It
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Gisele Bundchen is a “Lady” in Red
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TUPAC SHAKUR IS ALIVE
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Fuck Swinw Flu, Let’s Bring Back MAD COW!
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Three Cups, 1 Ball and a Great Set of Tits
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Linda Hogan is Just Too Fucking Much
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Grocery Store Shooting – Video
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Charlie Laine is In the Green Room
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Roxanna Pallett is Loaded
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Come Fly With Me
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Okay This Brad and Angelina Thing is Getting OUt of Hand
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Christina Aguilera – Before and After
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Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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Curly Stunner Shows Off Her Body
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Heidi Montag is a Dumb Slut and Is Going To Do Playboy
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Mischa Barton and Her Meth Face
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Brooke and Vickie Rock Out
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Paulina Gets Dirty At the Beach
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Everyone Loves Scarlet Johanssons Tits
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Sexy Stop Motion
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Go On, You Know You Want To
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I Hope These Assholes Get Swine Flu
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Jenna Jameson and Janine! Yowza!
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Miller vs Bud Beer Girl Showdown Miller vs Bud Beer Girl Showdown
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Some Tits and a Slut Tie
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2009

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Swine Flu is all over the fucking news, everyone is scared and all I see is an amazing opportunity to fuck with people. Whether it is getting on the subway and coughing, while showing a friend pictures of my Mexican vacation, or renting a pig for the day and putting a pancho on the motherfucker, and sneaking into public places asking people to pet Sancho your mexican pig, I am sure there are other things you can do, because it’s a celebration, Mexico may become bankrupt over this because people won’t be visiting, but who cares, since we’ll all be dead.

Finally getting our revenge on the white man for not letting us across your borders and giving us shitty underpaid jobs gardening, taking care of your kids, working in your hotels as chambermaids and maintenance people, or in kitchens or on farms like migrant fucking workers, motherfuckers.

Here are my links

Because Being s Slut is All Relative To What You’re Doing
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Who Knew Julia Roberts Had Such an Awesomely Foul Mouth
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In An Apatow World…
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The Best Closeups of Heidi Montag’s Tits
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GET YOUR SWINE FLU SHOT TODAY!!
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Megan Foxes Esquire Preview
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German Lingerie Battle
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Whose Dad HASN’T Found a Rubber Under Their Bed?
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Deni Made My Life Better, If Only For a Minute
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How To: Fake Youre Own Death
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Two Cute Girls, One Quick Kiss
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Striptease of the Day
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Sarah Jessica Parker Doesn’t Look Like an 80 Year Old Women For Once
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man Those Japs Sure Know How to Make Good Internet Videos
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Hef Wants Holly Back
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WHAT IN HOLY HELL HAPPENED TO KATHLEEN TURNERS FUCKING FACE?!?!?
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French Actress Christine Boisson See Through Dress
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I’m in Love With Bar Rafaeli and Her Little Black Bikini
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Jessica Biel’s Newest Movie is Straight to DVD
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God Dammit I Hate Cheryl Burke
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Ahhhhh Louise Glover
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Wanna Be All Over Erica Cambells Ass
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I’ll Take a Whole Bunch of Whatever She is On
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Hello Nikki Brookes
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Hockey Fans Love Oral
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Jacko is Prepared For Swine Flu
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Lexi Bell Gets Down
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Charlize Theron, I Love You
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Jennifer Ellison’s Tits Are Massive
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Hot Latina Masterbates
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Bar Rafaeli Could Wear a Garbage Bag and Look Hot
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Emma Stone is Bangable
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Grindhouse Girls Rock Out to Bret Michaels
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Adele Stephens is Pure Sex
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PAnic Over NYC
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Blow Job Balloons Look Kind of Awesome
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Popeyes Ran Out of Chicken and a Bunch of People Lost Their Fucking Minds
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Can Someone Explain WTF is Going On Her Please?
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Netherlands Cancel All Music Festivals Over Swine Flu
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Blowjob Balloons!
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Some Girls Jumping in Bikinis…
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Slut Wears Her Bikini With a Belt….
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Song of the Day

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2009

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So some girl was petting my dog and her tit fell out of her dress. She screamed and laughed about it with her friends and I missed the whole fucking thing. I have spent the last 5 years writing about nipple slips and tit slips because I am just that guy, and when it happens to me in my everyday life I miss it, because I suck at life.

Here are my stepLINKS.

This May Just Keep You From Killing Yourself Today
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Britney’s Tampon Got the Best of Her
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The SNL Dream Team
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Is Salma Hayek A Hoe Or Housewife? Pics.
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Daichi the Human Beatboxer
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Jodie Marsh is Pretty Much Disgusting
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Nickleback is for Complete and Other Homos and Here is Proof
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The Doomsday Machine
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Mya and Her Big Ol’ Tits
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The Difference Between Swine Flu And A Trip To Mexico
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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When Playing With a Man’s Ball, You Must…
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Striptease of the Day
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Bikini Royales
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WTF Is Up With Sharon Stone These Days
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Even I Wouldn’t Fuck Coco
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Britain’s Got Talent Tit Job
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Bring That Ass Over Here Megan Fox
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Daisy de le Hoya Thinks Shes the 1999 X-Tina
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I Want Jolene to Wear a Bit Less Clothing
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Jennifer Max is Oh So Naked
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Look The Fuck Out!!
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I’d Like to Motorboat Salma Hayek For Her Wedding Present
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Hayden Porter in the Buff
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Diora Baird FHM Spread
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Flo Aerobics Fun
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Nicole Scherzinger Put Some Weight Back On and is Looking Good
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Heidi Klum is Pretty Close to Naked
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Drunk Chicks Rule – VIDEO
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British Airways Hates Joel Madden
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Fuck You Oprah
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Bikini Pools in Vegas…*sigh*
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Sophie is Au Natural
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Trashing Hotel Rooms, Getting Tasered and Being Suicidal
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How About Some Vaginal Slime?
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That’s a Good Look For Heidi Montag
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10 Porn Stars Who Gave Their Bods to God
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Sex Offender Sings Pretty Women – VIDEO
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55 of the Most Scandalous Barie Photos Ever –
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Amazing Race/Workout’s Rebecca Cardon dancing in a living room in a G String.
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Reader Submitted Weird Fucking Video of the Day

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