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2008

22

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Sure my weekend didn’t involve plane crashes, but I like to think of myself as a plane crash everytime I have a drink in me, only instead of leaving casualties, I just do a good job making enemies. The weekend started in a Portuguese Mafia bar with an immigrant waitress and a bunch of dudes who didn’t like me in their stomping grounds and ended in an all night deli playing with some Goth dude’s pitbull and I don’t really remember much in between except French kissing an 80 year old at some restaurant she was celebrating her birthday at and more disgustingly, taking a shit while drunk in an alley near all the clubs without realizing that people used that alley as street to avoid all the chaos of the main artery, resulting in a lot of awkward waves. Speaking of awkward, here are my links…..

Fuck You Dane Cook, I Hate You
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Behind the Scenes With Charity Hodges
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Lucy Pinder and Chanelle Hayes Are All Naked Up in Here and Shit
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Sorry Pammy, But It’s Over, You’re Beat and We Know You Have Breast Implants….
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The Time Traveler
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Charisma Carpenter – Defining Milf
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Jamie Lynn Spears Subject to Porn Investigation Thanks to Her Class Act of a Teenaged Boyfriend
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Adriana Volpe Topless Throwback
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Bill Ray Cyrus Knows How to Pimp His Daughter the Right Way
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Find The Best Porn You’ll Watch All Monday Night
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Lindsay Lohan My Buddy Lesbian Playsets!
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And That’s How You Get Child Services to Your House
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Start You Week Off on the Right Foot Here
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Somebody Pass Me a Fucking Baseball Bat
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Let’s Talk About Jerry, And His Wood
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I Guess a Street Dentistis Better Than NO Dentist
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Magic is Bullshit, And Here’s Some Proof
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because That Blow Up Doll Must Be On It’s Last Legs Right Now
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Cirque du Soleil Faceplant Removes All The Gracefulness Entirely
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Double Lezzie Masterbation is as Awesome As it Sounds
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More Lohan Gayness
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Bobby Billard’s Tits Are Fucking Huge
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Now THIS is a Fucking Web Cam Slut Video!
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Top Ten Worst Movie Moments
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Anna Kournikova is a Very Little Yellow Bikini
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Get Some Emmy Sluts Here
BONUS – Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass Had Finally Downsized
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Britney’s Single is Getting Delayed, But More Importantly, WTF is Happening On the Cover?
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Will Keira Knightly Just Get It Over With And ADmit She Has an Eating Disorder Already?
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Getting Liad Made Easy
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Striptease of the Day
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Clown Ruins Small Child’s Birthday Party
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Here’s Some White Trask Sluts Whoring It Up
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Sweet, Sweet Candy
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Abbey Lee Kershaw is My Kind of Bikini Model
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HOw About a Tv Quiz Show Tit Slip?
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Katie Price is Whining About Her Tits Again?
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Rap Battle Search Engine Hilarity
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Robin Williams is as Sick in the Head as I Am
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George Michael Caught Doing Nasty Things in Bathrooms Again
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Bianca Beauchamp’s Big Tits Are Feeling Blue
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the Ten Hottest Import Models of All Time
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BOGGLE is OFFENSIVE….
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Web Celeb Hall of Fame… Notice How I am Not On It…Cuz I Suck At the Internet…
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2008

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

There was a high school dance down the street and I thought it would be funny to be the random old guy no one knew or understood why he was there. So I walked in with conviction and purpose and got all the way to the gym, that was decorated like an underwater oasis that was in all honesty pretty fucking amateur, I started doing a stupid dance to some hip hop song, and that pretty much broke the deal for me and made people realize that I didn’t belong there and a group of adults cornered me and asked me why I was there, I had no answer and when the head mother from the PTA or whatever the fuck it’s called picked up her phone to call the police, I picked myself up and ran the fuck out of there. I am sure it would have been a funnier experience if I was doing it with friends like some kind of prank, and I admit doing this kind of thing alone is pretty fucking weird, but it entertained me and that’s all that matters and I hope this entertains you.

Do Something That Matters Today
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Here’s a Clip From Britney’s New Song and I Am Happy to Say It’s a Piece of Shit
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SPACE BALLS THE ANIMATED SERIES
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Liz Hurley’s Tits Say How Do You Do
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Wearing Spandex
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FUCK THE NEW FACEBOOK!
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Lego Creates Celebtrity Lego People; Makes Amy Winehouse Seem Fuckable
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Nono Diora Baird, You’re Supposed to Pull It Down
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Danni Minogue Pokie Throwback
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Is This STILL Making News? Seriously?
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Friday Boob Match
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Make the Most of Your Friday
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Dumbest Women Ever
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Rumer Willis Just Can’t Get It Together
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What Do We Do When We Fall? We Get Back Up Again
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Collection of the Cheapest Cheap Shots and Greatest One Hitters Ever
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Some Crazy Pavement Art That Impressed Even My Cultureless Ass
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And You Say You Can’t Meet People Anymore
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Jim Beam – The Ultimate Lesbian Tragedy
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Here is a Pic of Puff Daddy Stepping in Dog Shit That Pretty Much Made My Day
Fuck You Diddy
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Now THAT’S What I Call An EScape Plan!!!
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Cop Gets Beat the Fuck Down
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Susana Spears Takes It Off
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Say Hello to Sophie
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Jessica Simpson Had Too Much to Drink
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Michelle Rodriguez Writing a Childrens Film. Maybe It Will Be About Being Gay and Driving Drunk
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Bqar Rafaeli is Full Bangable
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So What Are You Doing This Weekend?
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I Don’t Care What Anyone Says, I Would Still Stick My Dick in Goldie Hawn
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Striptease of the Day
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Let’s Hold Hands and Watch This Dude Confess To Murder On Video
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Who Would Win in a Fight?
Midget Versus Female Pornstar
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Wiggles Galore!
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Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Vogue Party
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Vintage Titties!
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Role Models – Trailer
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R Kelly Does It For the Kids
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Pie Charts Explained
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Wakeboard Crash
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Victoria is Galactic
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Mackenzie Rosman REALLY Likes That Icea Cream Cone
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How to: Break Bricks With Your Hands
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The Ten Hottest Celebrity Female Nerds
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Courntey Cox in 15 Years ……Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2008

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I took my doctor’s advice to start exercising or else I’ll die today by walking up my stairs in the building I live in. I was told to do it for 20 minutes to 30 minutes without stopping. I managed to do about 1 minute before getting out of breath and going back home. The truth is that my building is about 5 floors, I live on the third and I gave up by the time I reached my floor so it was pretty fucking convenient. Maybe tomorrow will bring me closer to my weight-loss and long living goal by making me walk up those stairs again, I don’t see how that’s going to really help me because I’ve been walking up and down them at least twice a day for the last 5 years usually to go drink, but it hasn’t done me any good so my doctor’s obviously crazy. Speakin’ of crazy here are my crazy links love it…

Move Over Horatio Caine, You Got Nothing On Israeli CSI
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Wow, Are You Really This Stupid?
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The 10 Greatest Moments In Female Orgasm History
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Aubrey O’Day Sluts It Up Nicely
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I Wish Satring At Hot Girls Who Work OUt Was As Affective as Working Out Itself
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Expand Your Brocabulary
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Hayden Panty Airs is Breakin The Law
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Shauna Sand Extreme Elegance Edition
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The Little Magical Bitch From Narry Potter is Gettin’ Fit
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Hendry the Internet Monkey Junkie
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A Good Cheap Shot is the Only Way to Win a Fight
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Mischa Barton Ruined Nicole Richies Life
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Sophie Monk is Tasty
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When Google Goes Wrong
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
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BREAKING NEWS
Pigs Have Sex on the Japanese News
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Some Super Hot Body Painting
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For Your Pursuit of Happiness
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Introducing Rocio Guirao Diaz
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Ref Knocks Out the Corner Man
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Ann Angel and Lia Get Some Fresh Air
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Well It’s Official, Lynne Spears is Completely Fucking Delusional
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Kinky Blonde Sheila and Her Sex Toy
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Sexy Brunette Strips Down
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Courtney Love is a Fucking Mess, Even For Her
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Beyonce Thinks She’s a Hot Cop
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Blake Lively is Doing Something or Other in a Horrible Outfit
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That’s One Big Swedish Fish
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Because Stealing Porn From You Dad Is Too Much Effort
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And You Thought You WOUld Be a Virgin Forever
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Striptease of the Day
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Hot Bitch and a Gun for You Gun Totaing Americans
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Searching Pussie’s For Drugs
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Get Em Out Ladies!
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Kristy Hinze Needs a Nose Job
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Shay Laren’s White Cotton Panties
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Jenya Hangs OUt in Cold Cold Water
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Adrienne Curry Probably Made Up This Story About Her Having a Stalker To Make It Seem Like People Give a Shit About Her
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I have a PHD in Wikipedia, With a Minor in Google
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Fuck You Sarah Palin
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Hello Karina Jelinek
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Remotely Shut Down a Computer With a Cell Phone
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Some Bonus Links I Just Got in My Email….

Tallest Woman, Her Legs and the Shortest Man Pose Together
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Andeson Cooper’s Boy Toy
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Lohan Throwback Ass Shot
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The Politcal Babe Race
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O-Face or Republican Face
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Download the New Mickey Avalon Dyslexic Speedreaders Mix Tape that Isn’t Actually a Tape…But an MP3
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Some 5 Year Old Blew 105,000 Dollars of His Dad’s Money
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Israelis from Isreal Beauty Jew and the Geek Jew in Their Bikinis
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Oprah and Her Book on Raping and Molesting Kids
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Sean Connery Beats Women
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

This Black Chick’s Got a Vagina…And She Doesn’t Mind Showing It
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Some Kate Playground Lookin’ Chick Pics
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Some Chick in the Club Showing Off Her Dirty Tongue
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How About One More Bristol Palin Message to Fully Exhaust the Joke….

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2008

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

So I saw a guy with a shirt that said “Let’s Hug It Out” and since I was feeling a little lonely, walked up to him and tried to hug him. He pushed me off so I backed off and moved in again from another angle. This went on for about 5 minutes before he freaked the fuck out and tried to fight me, I told him that he should not joke about hugs because in my world, I take what people have on their shirts seriously and I DON’T take free hug offers lightly. I mean I didn’t really feel lonely and I didn’t really want to hug him, I just knew his shirt was bullshit and decided to call the fucker out on it and in the process almost got a beat down, I guess he’s not the man he pretends to be in the T-Shirts he wears.

Speaking of bullshit, here are the links and they are all amazing in their own special way. If I could I’d hug it out with them only they wouldn’t try to fight me for it. Enjoy.

Fuck the tuesday Night Movies
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Jocelyn Wildenstein is a Sexy Beast…Actually She’s Just a Beast
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Kimbo Slice Will Hurt You
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Lookin Good Marisa Miller
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Katherine McPhee Cleavage
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Miley Cyrus is 15 and her Boyfriend is a 20 Year Old Underwear Model….Who Doesn’t Know He’s Gay Yet….
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Alice Dellal Topless And Exposed Personal Pics
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Lots of Hot Pics of LA Chicks in Various States of Undress And Good Interview With the Photographer Who Talks About How Much Worse LA Chicks are Than NYC Chicks…..
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Top 10 Child Actresses Who Became Hotties
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The Hottest TRL VJS Of All Time
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Tesla Mario
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The Weirdest Thing You’ll See All Day
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How Long Till Nicole Richie Goes Back to Being a Party Slut?
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Awkward Politics
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Girls Getting Topless For Their Presidential Choice….
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2 Jokers Playin’ a Prank on CNN During the Lehman Brother’s Bankruptcy. It Made Me Laugh….
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Sex is A Lot More Fun With Someone Else There
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This UFC Chick is Getting Naked for Playboy
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And That’s Why You Don’t Order In
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Eva Mendes is a True Patriot
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Dukw Nuken 3D
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Ball Smack Tribute
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Some Beatboxing Kid That Needs to Take a Ritalin
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Eva Habermann and Her Cleavage Are Wearing a Red Dress
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Old Lady Face Plant
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In Love With Sanya
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Hot Lezzie Threesome
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Pussy Drink
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It’sa So Hard to Say Goodbye…To Amy Poehler
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We all Know Your a Virgin Dude
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The Kardashians Don’t Want to Be Photographed Anymore..Even Though They Got a Reality Show Because They Wanted to Famous and Used to Tip Off the Paparazzi As To Where They Were And Wanted to Be Photographed But Now They Decided That They Don’t
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The List of Unattractive Female News Reporters…
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And I Thought My Wife Was Dumb
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Lauren Conrad At Something Or Another
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Heath Ledgers Daughter Has to Be a Fucking Clone, Because No Kid Looks THAT Much Their Parents, Jesus
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Make the Most of Your Evening
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Eminem is Like a Wrestler – He’s Coming Out of Retirement
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Striptease of the Day
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Some Naked British Model Posing
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Silvia Scaglione Scares the Shit Out of Me
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Pussy Problem
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Yo Little Brother is 89’s Magic
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You Stay Classy Baby
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Random Photo Fun
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I Love You Rosario Dawson
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Ciara is Smokin Hot
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You Know Your Super Hero Fetish Has Gone Too Far When…
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Jamie Hammer is Your Tartan Princess
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Brooke Hogan is Like the Hulk With Tits
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Sara Folino is in Nuts
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Your Playboy Cyber Girl
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2008

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

If you are wondering why I have taken so long to get the links up, it’s because I was depressed and dealing with some pretty major personal loss. The dudes from the alley outside my house, who have been sneaking back there the last 3 weeks to do whatever the fuck they do, and that I never knew what they were doing, even though I’ve been wanting to get invited to witness it and it seems that no matter how much I stand on the corner and how hard I give them the eyes like a desperate whore in the off-season lookin’ for some money because she’s hungry, hasn’t eaten in a week and just wants a fuckin’ burger for fuck’s sake….they just ignore me.

Either way, they got arrested and when I saw the cops outside, I ran out to see, hoping it wasn’t them, and it was, so I guess my fun is over and I’ll never know what kind of party was going down back there, which could be a good thing, because they were probably suckin’ each other off, and despite liking blow jobs, I can’t get down to THOSE kinds of blowjobs. I’ll be over it in a couple hours and in the meantime, here are my links.

Hot Tits of the Day
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I Love Me a Good Cat Fight
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The Hottest Candy Girls Make You Want To Lick The Wrapper:
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Hey Megan Fox, Whats All That White Stuff?
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And Here She Is in Maxim
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Fat Boy Skateboard Splits
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Rose McGowen Needs to Shut Her Fucking Mout
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Are Kate Moss’ Nipples Perpetually Hard
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Miley Cyrus Pretends She Isn’t a Whore By Going to Church With Her Older Boyfriend
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Skeletor’s Fantasy Boobs
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Man Has Sex With Car
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Some Bitches Who Like to Show Off Their Shit. Figuratively Speaking
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THE BEST RADIO AD EVER
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I’m Sorry, But You Gun Toting American’s Scare The Shit Out Of Me
Squirrel Melts? Jesus Christ
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Some Carmen Electra Goodness
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Bored? Here’s Some Porn
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Captain Sulu’s Big Gay Wedding
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Domain Namke Dollar Store
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Wedgie Fetish? Are You Serious?
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Beach Bitch Beatdown
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Teeny Bopper Club
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Why Hello Andi Valentino
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Amy Winehouse Didn’t Show Up to Her Own Birthday Party
Surprised. Not Surprised.
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Find a Bitch to Fuck
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Vegetable Pussy
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Jessica Alba Is Mad Again
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Pole Crash
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Alicia Keys is a Home Wrecker
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Get Laid, Because Sex is Awesome
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Dita Von Tease is Stupid But Here’s Her wonder Bra Commercial Anyways
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Lohan Looks Pretty Hot at Ultra Supper Club in Toronto
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Striptease of the Day
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And Now, The Tightest Ass Ever
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She Forgot to Lock the Door
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172 Foot Dive
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Hayden Panty Airs Camel Toe
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Muriel is Naked on a Excercise Ball
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And Now The New Shannon Doherty
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Eva Mendes I Love You of the Day
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The 80’s in a Minute or Two
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Hurricane Bear!
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And the New Shitney Album Comes Out…
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Bowling With Veronica
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Electric Shock Pen Prank
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Aubrey O’Day Turned Down a Role Suckin’ Dick but Still Makes Time to Abuse Her Dog…
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Some Cameron Diaz in Blue Latex
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How Not To Get Your Girlfriend Back
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

A Young Ethnic Girl Gets NAKED
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Some Big Pierced Tits
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Some Young Ass…Some Young Tits
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2008

14

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Yeah, Yeah…here are my links. Stop emailing me about them. Some of us have important things to do away from our computers on weekends, like find the source of all the bugs crawling around my apartment and following big scary black guys with pot leaves on the back of their jackets into the back alley by my house out of curiosity to see what they are up to back there and not being met with the warm welcome I expected….I kinda slacked this past week, I think I’ll try a little harder this upcoming week, like actually read my emails. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. Love.

Dear Pete WEntz: Die.
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Star Hour Takes Two Negatives and Makes a Positive
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Danielle Llyod, You Big Ball of Class
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Elizabeth Hurley Tits
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The Best Porn You’ll Watch All Day
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The Hottest Political Pundits , and By Pundits, I Mean Sluts
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Bikini Bagpipes
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Kim Smith is Lazing About
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Here’s the Video of Kanya West Throwing a Tempur Tantrum
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Honestly I Miss the Crazy, Panty and Vagina Flashing Britney, So Here’s a Throwback
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Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Look Completelt Disgusting at Some Event or Another
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Sex or Yoga
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Ahhhh Gymnastic Mishaps
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Your Friday Night Entertainment
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Who Says Romance is Dead?
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Amy Winehouse is Getting it Together
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Second Trailer for the Quantum of Solace
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Fat Man Breaks the Xerox
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Here’s Some More About That Girl Who is Auctioning Off Her Virginity
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The Ten Hottest Sets of Twins Ever
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Who’s That in a Purple Dress
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Nothing Like a Good Old Baseball Fight
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Group Showers Are Where It’s At
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Why Hello Chloe Jones
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The Lovely Asgrid is Hotter Then Her Name Lets On
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Trailer for Changeling
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Because We All Know You’re a Virgin Anyways
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Fuck You Jack in the Box
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More Proof You Don’t Need Brains to Write a Book
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More From Madonna’s Dry and Sour Tour
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And MORE From Madonna’s Dry and Sour Tour – This Time With More Steroids
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Kim Mardashian is a Model for Safety
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Striptease of the Day
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Whoaaa…Relax There, Road Rage
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I Guess She Forgot to Lock the Door
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Sophie Monk Wears Bikini Top; Can Ride Bike
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Beer Goggles and You
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Gabriela Vergara Can Make Me Coffee Anytime
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Danny Lynn Birkhead = Not Dead Yet
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Ron White Likes to Get High, Motherfucker!
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Now That’s What I Call a Red Carpet Dreess.
PS: Is This a Tranny?
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Post It Note Experiment
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Red Head Rosalia
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Pam Anderson is Just Plain Crazy
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2008

11

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I met a couple and by met I mean saw a couple who were both wearing Crocs, becaue adults in Crocs are not adults I want to meet. I know that everyone always makes fun of these things with good reason, but up until today, I had only seen kids wearing them and would question what kind of cruel world we live in where kids are the punchline to a joke. I just couldn’t understand why everyone was always being so fuckin’ hard on the kids because they were in colorful plastic, stupid lookin’ shoes because when I was a kid I didn’t even own shoes, but today I finally got it.

This man and woman were walking towards me on the street. He was in his bright orange crocs, a nice manly color that makes me think of danger or a construction site and she was in the softer baby blue that exuded nothing but femininity…if you were at the fuckin’ circus. I don’t understand what possessed these people to wear matching shoes in the first place, but ones made of colorful plastic took it to a whole other level, but then I heard them speak and they were European so it all made sense. The good news is that the wife despite her stupid shoes wasn’t wearing a bra and her little Spanish lookin tits were my friends for about 40 seconds before she caught me staring and I backed down like the scared little pervert that I am…..

Here are my links and they aren’t wearing Crocs, but I think you’ll like them anyway.

Boobs Versus Rainbows….
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Say It Isn’t So!!!
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I Am – Every Rocky Film Ever Made in 5 Seconds
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Jennifer Elisson Has the Rear of the Year
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Nadine Velazquez Make Watching My Name is Earl Bearable
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I Don’t Know Why, But Tiger Woods Is Putting With a Rubix Cube
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Jessica Alba REALLY Wants You to Vote
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Kanye West Got Arrested for Being a Little Bitch
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Skin Flicks That Are Worthwhile
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Petra Nemcova Upskirt Throwback
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Authors Wanted, Brains and Story Telling Ability Not Required
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Bollywood > Hollywood
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Spend Thursday Doing Something Worthwhile
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Gina Gershon Spoofs Sarah Palin….
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When You Change One Letter
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Abbie Cornish is Dreamy
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Free Run Faceplant
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Sweet Blonde Denisa
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God Damn Angie Savage
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It’s Like a Treasure Map, But For Pussy
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Jayden James Tits Are Massive
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Katie Holmes is a Faggot Ass Raver and I Hate Fucking Ravers…Probably One of the Dumbest Movements to Ever Happen..
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How About a Little Jessica Simpson Performing Video
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Keytarist Genius
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Ninja Punch FAIL!
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Matt Damon is Actually Making Some Fucking Sense
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How to: Explain To yOu Kids Mommy is a Whore
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Sienna Miller Went to the Clinic. Hopefully She Has AIDS and is Dying
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Mariah Carey is a Cry Baby and Dooesn’t Want a Book Written About Her
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Striptease of the Day
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Man Dies During Family Speech – Video
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Because You’re Pathetic
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Wendy Whine Got Her Titties Pierced
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Janet Jackson, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Who Knew Cops Knew How to Kick It?
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Emmanuelle Chriqui At Some Premier or Something
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Charlie Lane is Your Army Fantasy
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The 10 Sexiest Football Movie Babes Of All Time
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Paz Vega, I Love You
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So Ciara Didn’t Actually Get Naked and It Sounds Like She is Pissed Off
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Shiny, Shiny Bijou
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Abriela Vergara Need to Get Out of My Dreams, and Into My Car
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That This Guy Is Getting Traded, That’s For Damn Sure
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Make an Apple Cannon and a Pumpkin Bazooka
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Tommy Lee Tells a Blogger to Fuck Off Via MySace Because He’s One of those Internet Tough Guys Who’s Only Claim to Masculinity is His Hep C from Fucking More Dumb Tacky Rock Groupies With Fake Tits Than You….
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ESPN AIRED A HANDJOB ACCIDENTALLY DURING A CROWD SHOT AT A FOOTBALL GAME
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GET THE HIPPIE….
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Some PETA Striptease Game
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Some Jessica Simpson Tongue Fetish
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS BECAUSE PHOTOBUCKET’S JUST ANOTHER PORN SITE…..

Some Black Girl Who Thinks She’s a Model in Some Topless Photoshoot
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Cheer Queen Likes Showing Off Her Tits
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2008

11

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my links from last night, I forgot to post them because I get distracted easily. Happy 9/11!!!

RoHAN May Be Planning a Big Gay Wedding
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The Top Ten Moments in Celebrity Bra History
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Even Strippers Live By a Code
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Aria Giovanni Tribute
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Man, Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Clean the Fuck Up
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Liz Hurley’s Tits Are Fine By Me
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Thank God I Never Caught My Parents Doing It
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Justine Jero is in Search Of….
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Holy Shit! You’re Not Gonna Believe This, But a Rapper Was in Court Yesterday
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And Now, A Word From Jennifer Aniston’s Underpants
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There May Not Be An Arrested Development Movie Afterall
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Take It From Me, Cause I Know What I’m Talking About
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Sarah Palin is Going Hunting
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Barack Obama, You Are Better Then This. Come On Dude
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Sometimes, You Gotta Seek a Professional
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Some Scientists in Switzerland Are Trying to Create a Black Hole and Probably End the World As We Know It
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This Time, the Kids Get to Undress Michael!!
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Who Is Aida Yespica?
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Sledge Hammer Subway Attack
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Finally, Someone Who East Worse Then I Do
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The Very Pretty Paulina
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Charlie Lane’s Gallery
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Your Sister Is Going to Die one Day
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Get a Load of Mira
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There’s Something Wrong With Sienna Miller
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Nicole Kidmon Has Been Completely Transformed Into Wax
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Angel City Derby Girls
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Everyone Needs to Get a Little High Now and Again
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Beyonce and Rhianna Just Need to Get It Over With and Fight to the DEATH!
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Is It Just Me, Or Does Miley Curys’ Little Sis Look Like Golum From LOTR?
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Kate Moss Has Fleas. Why Am I Not Surprised?
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Because a Helping Hand is Only a Reach Away
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Striptease of the Day
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And That’s Why, You Always Wear a Seatbelt
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So THAT’S Why They Always Smell Like Fish?
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Your Tax Dollars At Work
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Ny Fashion Week = Jesus Christ, East Some Fucking Food
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Georgia Jones is Wrong
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Brianna Banks Just Bought a Mercedes
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Russle Crowe Has Snoop Doggs Back, Yo!
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Alright, Sometimes You Gotta Say Fuck It, and Show Your Soft Side
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Freestyle Rap Battle Translated
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Sarita Stella is Smokin!
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Steal Candy From a Baby
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2008

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I know I am a little late on posting these stepLINKS but I was traveling to a tropical resort, where a hot, tight bodied 18 year old wouldn’t stop asking me to rub tanning oil on her bare tits and by traveling to a tropical resort with a hot bodied topless chick, I mean my internet connection was down and it’s barely back up now, but I’m doing the best I can with what I’ve got, which isn’t much but the dreams of a better place than here where I don’t need the internet to update stupid links you don’t even click on because you hate me, heartbreaker.

That said, here are my links.

Lily Allen Can Be Quite the Cunt When She Wants to Be
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The Only Good Thing About Skatboarding in When They Bail
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Tara Reid’s Old Lady Tits Are Really Getting Irrelevant
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Some Lingerie Football League….Worth Checking Out….
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Who Knew Midgets Could Make Watching a Piece of Shit Like Entourage Bearable?
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Aline Samy Would Be Totally Bangable if She Put a Fucking Bag Over Her Head
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Milo Ventimiglia is Having a Cry
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Who Says It’s Hard to Find a Girlfriend?
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Pussy Cat dDoll Nip Slip
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The 10 Worst Inventions Ever
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Watch This Jet Break the Sound Barrier
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Friday Night Slut Fest
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Base Jump Gone Wrong
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Emma Streadman Gallery
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Evening Dress Strippers
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Busty, Busty Peaches
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Everyone is Getting All Political on Paris Hilton’s Ass
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Hey Vicky Beckham! What the Fuck is Wrong With Your Skin?
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Feed Your Porn Addiction
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Michael Phelpsis the Ass King
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EPIC Motorcycle Fail
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No One Said Shooting a Guy is Easy
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Serial Killer Fun
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The Pussycat Dolls in Blender Magazine
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Mariah Carey Whores It Up Around Town
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Striptease of the Day
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Been There, Done That
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VMA Whoredom
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And That’s Why You Don’t Stand Next to a Falling Tree
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Goth Girl Gets Pierced
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Get Sex This Weekend
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I Drunk
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Lesbian Tendancies Promote the New 90210
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Sexy Random Photo Fun
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Rosie Jones is Topless
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Josh Hartnett Hotel Library Sex Tape
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Kanye West Has No Shame
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Some Things Even Shock the Helpp Out of Me
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Extreme Ping Pong
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The Flying Squirrel!
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Hello Heather Rae
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How To: Eat 48 Hot Dogs in Ten Minutes
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2008

05

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

Hey,
 
I have enjoyed your site for all its bizarre content for a while now, but must never return because of your comments to the Christians at the potluck dinner.  There is simply no sense in that and to humiliate them for no reason is senseless. 
 
If you were to go off on some other group like you went off on the nice folks at the church, everybody would hate your site, but because they are just “Christians”, no one cares.  I have to care and can’t come back.
 
My loss, unless you have anything redeeming to say other than “Pop off, sympathizer….”

I don’t like losing readers, but being an asshole or offensive or rude is kinda what I do. I have accepted that I can’t please everyone and the good news is that I don’t take much seriously because it is the internet and not real life and you shouldn’t either.

That said, I stand by my statement that Anal Sex is one of God’s Great Creations and I will have no problem showing some hot little Christian girls how it’s done and how it isn’t against God’s wish for them to remain virgins. My main problem with making this happen is my whole impotency thing, but it’s something we can try to work through.

Here are my links….

Sluts Who Get the Job Done
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Being Stranded With Pot Farmers Doesn’t Sound So Bad
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Amy Winehouse with Her Best Friend Jack
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Abigail Clancy is in FHM
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Audrina in Some Sexy Lingerie….If Only She Wasn’t a Busted Face..
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Bikini Detectives!
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Carrie Underwood Called Jessica Simpson a Fat Ass. Ha Ha
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Holly Madison PAntyless Upskirt
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The 10 Hottest Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders!
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Bristol Palin’s Big Ol’ Alaskan Titties…
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The Man Show is Back!
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Grapes to a Fat Guy Are Like Kryptonite to SUperman
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Hollywood’s Sex Addicts
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Some 37 Year Old Mexican With Crazy Fake Tits
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5 Reasons This Girl  Is Better Than Beyonce
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Some Body Painted Chick Hanging From Hooks…
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Lynne Spears Parenting How To
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Who Says Sex From the Internet is Dead
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LA Bans the Opening of New Fast Food Restaurants in Poor Neighborhoods
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So That’s What Goes On in my Stomache Friday Night
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That Guy….
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Now’s The Time You Gotta Get Up and Boogie
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Vicky Blows Gallery
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Because the Girls On World of Warcraft Aren’t Real
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Little Guy Knocks Out the Bully in One Punch
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Art Imitating Life?
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Power Wheels, Power Makes It GO!
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Topless Bowling!!
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From Italy With Love
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The Lovely Kayden Cross
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Lene Alexandra
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Let the Trashiest Custody Battle Begin
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Jewel’s Bus Driver is a Great Person to Have Behind the Wheel
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Rachel Bilson Looks Not Completely Boring For Once in Some Magazine
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More People Hate Will Smith Day By Day. Awesome
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David Spades Bastard Child was Born
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Those Guidos Really Know How to Treat a Lady
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Can You Get Cancer in the Vagina?
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Get Some Sex, Virgin
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Eve Laurence is Wanktastic
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Surprise!! Disaster Movie is a Piece of Fucking Shit
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Failing Tanlines
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Ciara is Pretty Much Naked
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WTF is With All These Rappers And Tattoos On Their Faces
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Luba and Her Curves
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I’v Seen Danielle Lloyds Tits Almost As Many Times As My Own Moobs
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Security Guard FAIL!
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Who is Jennifer Hawkins? Who Cares, She is In a Bikini
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Fix a Car Dent With a Hair Dryer
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Some Grass Skirt Slut…
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