I’ve decided I am going to leave my wife for a pornstar. I figure that marrying one means I don’t have to worry about them cheating on me, because their job is about them getting fucked. Some of them are relatively attractively, at least compared to the girls I know who get paid to fuck on camera, and more attractive than my really disgusting wife who I can’t stomach lookin at, they are relatively open minded when it comes to sex and seem to give pretty intense blowjobs and they won’t mind that I have AIDS because they have it to, or at least the quality porn star I’ll land will. Not that I have AIDS but it is something I may have dabbled with back when I was sharing needles and fucking men…..
Time to get drunk….
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Do You Like Seeing Nice Girls Get Naked For You While Their Dad’s In the Other Room…I Do
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Ireland Street Domestic Fighting
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Rhianna’s Bikini Ass is Pure Heaven
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Fuck Katy Perry Has No Business Being in a Bikini…Stay Inside or Wear a Snuggie You Pig
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Naked Wizard Gets Tazed at Coachella Video Amazing
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Who Wants to Go Down Under on Miss Universe
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The News Just Got Auto-Tuned, Mother Fucker!
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The Hottest Secretaries Of All Time
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Danny MacAskill Can Ride Bikes Better Than You Can
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Finger Sex. Not Finger Bang, Finger SEX!
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The Cajun Movie Critic Knows Best
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I’d Really Love to Get to Know Vickie
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Errrrrrm…Obsessed Much?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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John Mayer Is Putting His Peen Elsewhere These Days
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Latina in a Towel Talks One Night Stands
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Striptease of the Day
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Bask in All That is Beyonce
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Tara Reid is Disgusting
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Gavin Rossdale Used to Be Hot for the Peen
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Italian Television Streaker!!
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Dita Von Teese Celebrates Earth Day By Looking Completely Ridiculous As Always
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Michael Jackson WTF?
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Who Doesn’t Love a Little F Bomb With Their Morning News
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Victoria Silvstedt Made a Music Video?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Prom Night Cat Fight!!
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Peach is Very Peachy
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Michah Moore is a Tasty Teen
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Abigail Clancy’s Tit Popped Out!
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Anyone Care to Explain WTF is Going On Here?
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Eliza Dushku Lingerie Shots
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That’s Right, Take That Black Bikini Off
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God Damn Madonna is Getting Old
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Stripper Impostor Makes High-School Reunion Bearable
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Obama is Gonna Unmask All This Guantanamo Torture Shit. Heads Are Gonna Roll
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Will You BE Here Tomorrow?
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Let’s Get Shitfaced!
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Nina Needs a Shower
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Kay Valentine is Like a Porno Cartoon Character
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The Rescession Obviously Isn’t Effecting the Hiltons
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Because It’s the Only Type of Long Weekend I Can Offer
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I always forget how amazing a Concept Girls Gone Wild Was
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Some UK Glamor Model Named Cassie Sumner Showing Off Her Natural Tits
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Cassie Sumner and Her Ugly Face Get Caught in Her Bra
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10 Unfunniest Moments on Late Night With Jimmy Falon…So Far….
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Some Funny Top Gun Remake…
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Some Girls Drunk in their Bikinis….
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