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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2009

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck the stepLINKS, it’s all about cheap and easy pussy. The kind of pussy happy getting a chocolate bar…you know a muddy faced whore who smells like a public bathroom in a ghetto bus stop that hasn’t been cleaned in a month cuz that’s where bitch lives. Actually, it’s all about the stepLINKS, click them, it’s all part of the takeover….

On a side note Jordan is following me on twitter, be jealous, cuz despite being poverty, that means I’ve made it.

Here are the links….

Fuckin’ Whores…Being Whores..
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Scarlett Johanssons’s Hottest Pics
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Janice Dickinson Needs to Open Her Mouth a Bit Wider
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The Only Pussy You See is the One Staring Back at You From The Mirror
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Hot Girl Ice Cream Fight
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Have YOU Seen Jesus?!
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Bianca Gascoigne And Michelle Keegan Are Red Nosing
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More Gay Robot
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Bob Ross And His Happy Trees
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Blue Eyed Nikky
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Boy Born With Two Penises. In Related News: World’s Happiest Boy Born
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The Star of Your Nightmares Tonight
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Striptease of the Day
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Chris Brown is Firing Everyone, Which is Better Than Putting Them in a Headlock and Punching Them in the Face
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Paris Poses With Her New Cock
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Michelle Heaton Tit Slip
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Freida Pinto is Going to Be a Bond Girl
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Alright, These Cunts From PETA Are Fucked Up
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WTF is Wrong With Mena Suvari’s Hair
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Michael Phelps Put Down his Bong To Apologize and Then Forgot What He was Apologizing For
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Here’s Some of that Hollywood Pussy
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University Slut Madness
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Alligator Bites Some Broad in the Face
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Faceplant Fun Times
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Angelina Ash is All Sorts of Sexy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Power Wheels Are Awesome, Especially When Youre Too Big For Them
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Addison Rose Gets Wet
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The Arabian Mario Brothers
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Cindy Taylor Bikini Goodness
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Kelly Brooke Spandex Ass
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Love Inna’s Ass
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Penny Cruz Hotnesss
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More Lady GaGa Disgustingness
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Elmo Goes Down
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The Ten Sexist iPhone Apps
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Peaches is a Princess
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Stacy Moran Flashback
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Aussi Catfight
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You Know You Want Some Bum Love
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Bristol Palin is a Single Teenaged White Trash Mother
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Axel Foley Will Die
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Japanese Porn is Always Fucked Up
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


Yeah, I may never get 100,000 followers, but I really only want you following me…nude…

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2009

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s my Twitter of the Day, it was in response to John Mayer talking about Honey Dew being the sweetest melon and a great source of potassium….

@johncmayer you know what else is a great source of potassium? The bananas Jennifer Aniston’s gonna be using now that your penis quit.

It’s not that good, but I didn’t try that hard, so stop judging me and start being my friend man. We need less hate a more hugs.

Here are my stepLINKS….this is me sharing with you…now it’s your turn to share with me. Show me your tits…thanks.

Some Girl On Girl Thonged Ass Action
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Aniston’s Vagina is Depressed, Maybe She’ll Pose Naked On the Cover of GQ Again
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Cassie Is The Hottest R & B Star Ever
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Finger Ball Seems Like My Kind of Sport
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Relax, You Cunt, It’s Just a Bowl of Soup
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Abigail Clancy is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Animator VERSUS Animation
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Jenn’s Tits Are Fucking Massive
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Because Stickin You P in a V Does Your Body Good
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Who Remembers Oregon Trail and How Amazing It Was?
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Chris Brown and I Can Bond Over the Fact That We Both Pull Out
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Jude Law Likes ‘Em Big
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How About Vanessa Hudgens Ass Crack?
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JLOS Looks Kind of Hot When Shes Not With That Heroin Addict Husband of Hers
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South Park Tops It’s Own Awesomeness Yet Again
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101 Sexiest Female Action Figures
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Economic Crisis Must Be Getting Victoria Beckham Down
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Drunk Jude Law with Ugly Chicks
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Some Chicks in Bikinis Having an Ice Cream Fight
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How about beauty products made with the skin of executed Chinese Prisoners…
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Some Mexican Punch Out a Stranger Festival
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Shot By Kern with Some Asian Nude Model Named Hugo
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Aids Ads Using Celebrity Sex Lives…to Show You That Famous People Should All Die of Aids not because they are Garbage People…But Because they are Whores…
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Lady Gaga is Such a Stupid Cunt and I Want to Kill Her
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Ahhhh, So THERE’S the Mother of Jesus
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Grandma Salsa Dancer
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Alison Angel Wants You to Watch Her Work Out
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Because It’s Time You Mom Cut the Cord
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Nothing Like a Drugged Up, Naked Teen
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Snowmobile Crosses a River, and Then…
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Lebron James Has Got the Farts!
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Nikki Has a Tattoo
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Well, It Definitely Explains Why Shes So Fucking Fat
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Slap to the Ass, Pie to the Face
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80’s Excercise Tapes Are Kick Ass
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MMA Fighter is as Stupid As I Think They Are
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Cop Makes These Dudes Rap Because They Are Black and He is Racist and Thinks All Black People Are Rappers
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I Wanna Throw It In Roselyn Sanchez
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Who The Fuck is Michelle Bass?
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Julia is Covered in Oil
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Poor Little Rich Girl
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Vida Guerra is Bustin Out
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Carin Ashley is Lovely
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Does Wanting to Punch Tyra Banks in the Face Make me a Women Beater?
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Some Slow Motion Bikini Sluts
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Here’s Some Iraqi Porn
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Bridget in her Chair
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Ohhhhh Christina How I Have Missed You
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Blake Lively is Pretty Disgusting
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The Hottest TV Cops of All Time
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Meet a Girl That Isn’t Your Hand With a Wig On It
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


Yeah, I know, no one cares about my twitter…not even Ashton Kutcher and it is sad…

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2009

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The celebration of the day has ended. I realize I was a little lazy and that’s cuz I didn’t sleep, I normally give you more, and I failed you, well get used to it, because people always let each other down, I mean assuming you even notice I update the site on a regular basis, which I doubt, since I only have one fan. I know that shit is repetitive but I am a little OCD and that’s what runs through my head over and over and over and over again everytime I write a stupid post no one will read. I always wonder why I don’t just post the pictures, but then again I also wonder what a vagina would smell like if you accidentally shit in it while the bitch was sleeping and whether that’s even possible…. So what I wonder probably doesn’t matter but my LINKS do so click them….


Put a Slut Through College, And BE Happy You’re Helping the Future
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Surprise! Hayden Pantyairs Is a Little Fucking Bitch
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An Amazing Informercial Blooper Reel
(This is Long and Awesome!)
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The 9 Hottest Chinese Women
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Cops is the Best SHow on TV, And NOw It’s Gotten Ever Better
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Beyonce in a Swimsuit Is Always Nice on the Eyes
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Under Rhianna’s Dumbrella
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Stop Peeing in the Woods Like a Hobo!
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Erica Eliison Wants You To See Her Video
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Claudia Jordan Was a Barker’s Beauty
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Striptease of the Day
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See Paris Hilton’s Herpes Leaking Out of Her Bikini Here
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David and Goliath Shows Up at Barbies 50th Birthday Party
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Put Your Pussy Away, Grandma
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Halle Berry is Sexy No Matter What
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Claudia Schiffer Has Still Got It
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I Will Never Understand These Fashion Cunts
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Okay She’s Old, But I Would Still Bang Her
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William Shatner’s Face is a Death Mask
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What Do You Do About a Steaming Vagina?
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This is Pretty Much The Cruelest Thing a Chick Can Do to a Guy Ever
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William Tell Slap Shot
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Casey Hayes Hotness
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Wax My Ass, Please
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Bouncing Tits Always Make For Good Times
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Mommy Dearest – Mexico Edition
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Fuck You and Your Hummer
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Brutal Gymnastics Accident
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I Like It When Vida Guerra is Around
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Nelly Furtado Various Pics
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Sluts Know How to Party
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DJ AM Almost Died Again
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Some News on the Whores Next Door
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How About Some JOdie Mansfield
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Kellt Clarkson Pees in the Shower
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Office Grande Prix is Fucking Amazing
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You Want Fries With That?
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I Forgot How Hot Katie Holmes Looks When Shes Not Trying to Look Like Tom Cruise
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The Five Most Annoying Popular Catchphrases I Currently Loathe
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Fun With Turtle Porn
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Hot For Teacher
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Some Party Girls
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


Yeah, I know, if you don’t follow me on Twitter, you’re a fucking asshole.

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2009

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I had so much to say than Fallon came on and now my brain is raped and I can’t figure any of it out….

I found Lohan on Twitter, her name is @sevinnyne , she thinks I am her stalker, she fucks with my shit, gets me banned from clubs, turns my friends on me, tried to fuck my stepdaughter, gave 3 people I know herpes and won’t let me follow her, but you should and tell her I say hello.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Close Up of Rebecca Rominjn Tits
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Cheap Pussy.
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Sorry Baby, You’re Beat
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How Do You Say PWNT In Spanish?
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Stop Whining About YourEx Girlfriend, Faggot
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Because Crying Yourself to Sleep Everynight Isn’t Going to Solve Anything
Brooke Hogan Really Knows How to Pick Em
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House Arrest With Andy Dick
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There’s Nothing Like Fucking Up Hotels
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A Magic 8-Ball For the Economy
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HOT College BLONDE Strips Down. Holy Fuck
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Someone’s Been Stealing Britney’s Little Debbies!
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I’m Sorry But Kat Von D is Fucking Gross
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Aubrey O’Day Throwback Nipples
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I Love You Freida Pinto
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Chris Brown Was Cheating on Rhianna With This Fucking Pig?
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Rhianna Celebrates Chris Brown Kicking the Shit Out of Her By Doing a Duet with Him
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A Bunch of Sluts GEt Their Chanel On
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Adidas Had a House Party
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Stripped By Mind Control
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Let’s Get High While We Fly the Plan, No Biggie
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Ouch. Just Fucking OUCH!
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City Council Member Sounds Like He’s Gonna Shit Himself
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Dance of the Whore
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Japanese Baseball is Amazing
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Octopussy’s New House Is Way Nicer Than Anything You or I Will Ever Live In
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The Old Water on the Ceiling Trick
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Cindy Crawford Hotness
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Topless + See Through = Wonderful
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Because You Say You Hand Is All You Need and I Say I Beg to Differ
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Wes Craven May be the Smartest Person in Hollywood
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Requiem for a Day Off
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Emily Rossum Needs to Take That Dress Off
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Jesus Christ Keith Richarss is Looking Rough
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Okay, Okay, Mel B is Lookin’ Kind of Hot
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Mr Holland’s Opus
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It Was Barbies 50th Birthday!
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Party Girls Doing Party Things at Parties
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Nude Pictures Gone Wrong…

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


Yeah, I know you’re down with my Graphic Design Skills…don’t front.

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2009

10

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am sick. I think it started at the teenage house party I went to because they needed me to bring them booze so I delivered. You know how those young girls are, always getting sick from dragging shit home from school with them. I assume it happened somewhere between them asking me to leave after being there for 5 minutes and them actually turning on me and having 5 of their tough guy friends force me to leave, motherfuckers, nothing makes sick worse than listening to Jimmy Fallon slowly die on TV, one day I’ll bring you the gold, today’s not that day. Here are my links though, they should distract you from my uselessness.

On a side note, I posted a Sasha Grey Video on the site a couple of weeks ago and just got stats back and something like 1/4 of a million people saw the shit, so I asked her to put me on her guest list to her birthday in vegas, even though I don’t leave my couch, this is what she wrote back to me:

sashagrey @drunkstepfather sorry no and no….i would love to put everyone on the list, but it’s impossible!

Thanks. I guess she missed my genius concept about HPV outbreak porn called “Die Cervix Die”…or maybe the fact that I just promoted a fucking movie she’s in for fucking free.

Asshole.

Here are those links….

Treat Whores Like Whores Without Getting Arrested…
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Britney’s Pussy is Hangin Out, Yall, I got this pic emailed to me but forgot to post it…Stupid Me….
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Call ME Gay, But The World’s Longest Slide is Amazing and Possibly Fatal
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We’re All Going to Be Seeing a Lot More of this Slut Amber Heard
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Puerto Rico’s Hottest Model
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Alright, Alright, Here’s The Star Trek 3 Trailer, You Homo
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It’s Hard to be a (Facebook) Playa
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Virgin
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Casual Friday’s Make Office Work Better
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Striptease of the Day
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The USA Pretty Much Hates Amy Winehouse
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Some Britain’s Got Talent See Through Nipple
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No One Cares You Dumped On Tv, You Cunt
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Drew Barrymoe is Looking Hot
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If His Recent Behavior is Anything to Show For It, The Michael Jackson 2009 Tour of Crazy is Going to Be Epic
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WTF is Wrong With Beyonce’s Body?
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Bitch in the Kitchen
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Caribbean Uncovered
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Because Those Cunt’s at the Bar Don’t Know What They Are Missing

Party Girl in Panties Falls Off a Table
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Creek Jump Fail
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Jenna Presley = Boners
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I’m no Gymnast, But This is the Worst Back Flip EVer
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Toilet Humor
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Shauna Sand is Mother of the Year
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Principal Choke Slams a Student
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World Record for Horizontal Pull Ups – Video
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Meet Jessica Gomes
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Michelle Bass Has Some Niiiiiice Cleavage
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A Hot Blonde is Always Good for the Libido
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More Boners Courtesy of Miss Universe
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Girl’s Got Talent, I’ll Give Her That Much
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Photoshooting
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I’m Not This Kind ot Step Father – I Pull Out
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I’m Sorry, But Jessica Biel is No Jessica Rabbit
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Octopussy’s Newest Ex Publicist Cites Crazy For Reason of Departure
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Forret Gump – 1 Minute, 1 Take
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Jimmy Kimmel and Sara Silverman’s Jew Alliance Has Ended Once Again
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Mad Max 4?
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The 25 Most Insanely Disturbing Sex Toys
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Stoya Gets it on With Another Lady
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Some Amazing Race Winner Jerkin Off Pics…
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A Pretty Solid Titty Ad….
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Amazing Ass X-Ray Gallery
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Don’t Make Out in Public Drive Safe Ad Insanity….
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Semen Facials are Popular in Columbian Clubs…
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Top 10 Celebrity Attempts at Singing….
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Drunk Amateurs Chicks Being Sluts Amazingness I should Be Using as stepLINKS Header Pics..
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Young Tits…
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The Biggest Cunt in Porn and I don’t Mean Sasha Grey…
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2009

08

Mar

stepLINK of the Day

The biggest news of the weekend is that I’ve been drunk the entire time, nothing eventful happened, mainly because I can’t remember much. I do know that Diddy and Demi Moore have blocked me on Twitter because I guess they don’t like laughing at themselves as much as I like laughing at them, you know since I don’t take the internet seriously, but everyone else in the world seems to.

That’s all I have to say about that, here are my links LATE, because it is winter and I don’t know what to do with myself, other than drink, on that note, I am going to get the hour God stole from me back, by getting some mid afternoon lap dances, hopefully at a diry place that leaves marks on my hot white pants…

ou’re Gonna Stay Home and Beat Off Tonight Anyways
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Of Course MIA Named Her Baby Something Completely Fucking Insane, Don’t Act So Surprised
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The 10 Worst Celebrity Interviews With David Letterman
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The Complete Collection Of Megan Fox’s Hottest Pics
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Power Wheels Pimpin
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Steven Seagal is a Fucking Cunt and I Love Anything That’s Makes Fun Of Him
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More From That Little Homo Robot
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Love Lesbians
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Hilary Fisher Pretty Much Has the Best Ass Ever
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How About Some Porn
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The Honeymoon is Over for Those Twlight Assholes
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Let’s Get Wasted and Go to the Grocery Store
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A Fuckload of Nekkid Amateurs
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Fuck Me Mila Jovovich is Looking Good
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Mickey Rourke, WTF Are You Wearing?
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You Can’t Hang Out With Your Mom Forever
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CoCo’s Camel Toe Insanity Throwback
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Lots of Charlize Theron Hotness This Week, and Here’s Some More
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Angelina Jolie Looks Hot on the Set of Her New Movie
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Natalie Portman Looks a Combo of Hot and Boring. Can’t Decide Which
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Who Says You Can’t be Old and Rock Out?
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Meet Capri
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When You See It, You’ll Shit Bricks
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Some Top Model Hood Rats Are Always Good for a Laugh
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Hello Heidi Jacobson
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Nadya Suleman’s Birth Video Was Leaked to the Net, and Let Me Tell You, It’s Disgusting
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Some Nice, Bouncing Tits
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Sports Fan Celebrates Hiw Win
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Admit It, You’re Not Gonna Get Laid Any Other Way
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Pop Up Sex Book
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Miss Universe is in the Bahamas
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Jennifer Clark is Nude
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Brazilian Boat Orgy
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Rainn Wilson Wants to Know About the Birds and the Bees
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Gena Gershon Hard Nipples Throwback
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Some Fantastic Asses
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The Spring Break Bikini Guides
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A Shitload of Self Shot Hotties
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Olivia Munn is at the Watchmen Premiere
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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They Wanna Rock!!
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Lohan Really Did Try to Off Herself, Too Bad She Didn’t Succeed
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Some Curb Your Enthusiasm News, Because It Is Amazing
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Now That’s One Big Bunny
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Here’s a Low Cut Shirt
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2009

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a very proud day for me, I’ve managed to get a decent amount of booze, which has taken me a 5 days to pull off and in doing so, I ended my Jimmy Fallon is a Failure obsession. I managed to meet a bunch of girls on spring break, and got no body shots, no flashed titties, no Katy Perry shit, but I tried. I guess I’ve missed my window of opportunity on that one and just come across as old and creepy and disgusting instead of just being creepy and disgusting. But there was one chick who was in her 40s who kept going on about how as soon as she gets her life together she is going to get a couple of dogs and a nice house and a family, and the whole thing was pretty depressing because if it hasn’t happened for her fat dumpy ass yet, it’s not going to happen. I did convince some punk college kid to get her back to his place because I could tell the pain in her eye was going to lead to an amazing blowjob I just wasn’t down for, because I’ve had my fair share of desperate 40 year old pig women, I even married one, but it’ll make a good story for his scrapbook. Spring Break ’09 motherfuckers…..maybe tomorrow will be better, but I doubt it.

Here are my links.


RIP RObin Williams my Condolences to Your Lesbian Daughter and my thanks to your Coke Addiction….
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Find a Slut Who Won’t Throw a Drink in Your Face When You Call Her a Slut
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Michael Jackson’s Craziness Reaches Epic Insanity Levels
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Guess the Celebrity Butts!
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Some Babes WHo Play Video Games – GALLERY
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My Breakfast Usually Consists of Warm Beer and a Cigar, But Hey, To Each Their Own!
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Spend Your Time Wisely
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The Hottest Young Korean Chicks
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Lucy Pinder’s Tits Are Out There, and Loving Every Minute of It
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How to Ruin a Good On-Screen Assassination
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Life After College: Getting Ahead in This Piece of Shit World
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Jenna Haze and Carlie Lane Get It On
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The Mormons Want to Have Sex With You
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Striptease of the Day
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Blake Civil Fielder is Getting His Jail Bait On
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Robin Williams Needs His Own Personal Patch Adams
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How About a Nip Slip on Video?
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I Was Wondering Where Kristen Bell Has Been
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Because Trying to Get Laid Doesn’t Have to Involve Date Rape Drugs
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Wana Throw Up On Your Keyboard?
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Rachel Bilson is Cutsey as Usual
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I Buy Beer With All My Pennies, But This Looks Fun Too
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Inside the Mind of the Hot Girl
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strip Searched At Mc Donalds
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Closing Funeral Act to End All Closing Funeral Actss
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Faceplant on a Wall? Really?
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Three MILFS Get Their Freak On
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Sluts From the Geneva Motor Show
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Why Hello Dani Woodward!
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And That’s What Happens When a 3 Year Old Drives a Scooter
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Asshole Fucking Cop
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Guy Ritchie’s Life is Pretty Much Amazing
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If You Think You Can Get Laid On Your Own Merit, You Are Wrong
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A Boat Full of Topless British Babes
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Of Course Miley Cyrus Was Bullied, She’s a Little Fucking Cunt
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I Love Amanda Bynes and Her Legs
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Add Hot Sause to Your Condoms and Avoid Knocking a Bitch Up
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Fuck You Diddy
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Super Toilet!
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Hannah Hilton Shows Off Her Pink
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God, Rose McGowen is So Disgusting
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Dear God No Jennifer Aniston is a Naughty Girl…
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Jennifer Aniston Spends Too Much Trying to Look Good Cuz She has a Complex Thanks to Angelina Vagina
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Daft Punk + TRON
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Some Kid Beats Down his School Bus Driver…Some Mental Chris Brown Shit….Fucked Up…
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Girl Taking a Piss Video
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Some Amazing Pregnancy Test Ads
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Some Stupid Shit You Can Buy this Week
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The 10 Hottest Superhero Babes of All Time
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Michelle Williams and Her Sex Scene That Hit the Net last Week
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NIN Dance Party
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Some Vegas Chick in her Bra….
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Knock, Knock! Stop Masterbating!
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2009

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out that the 2 famous people I hate the most are going to be in Montreal 2 days apart, Lady Gaga on March 28th 2009, and Katy Perry on March 31st. I should do something to them, but I am uninspired, not that you care. But maybe you’ll care about that before she was famous picture of Katy Perry.

Here are my stepLINKS, more tomorrow…

Stimulate More Than The Economy
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Some NEw Sluts Dress Up Like Old School Sluts
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Pornage or Pwnage?
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The 9 Hottest Armenian Women Starring The Kardashians
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This is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Prank Ever
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Hey, Guys With No Legs Wanna Play Hockey Too
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Stacey Kiebler Can Wrap Those Pretty Legs Around Me
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Fun At The Bus Stop, Because People Like Me Are TOo Poor to Own a Car
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And This is Why I Hate Children
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Because The Days Pass Faster With Things to Occupy Your Time
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Kate’s Playground is More Than One Would Hope
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Who The Hell is Rocio Guirao Diaz, And Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet?
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A 2 for 1 Striptease of the Day
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Odette Yustman is Better Than Megan Fox, Because David 90210 Hasn’t Stuck His Peen In Her
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The Most Disgusting Video Ever Made May Just Hit The Internet Soon
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Some Chick Named Malin Akerman Panty Upskirt
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Charlize Theron is Divine
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Lindsay Lohan Death Watch, Day 54
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Because I Can’t Do Everything For You
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Everyone Hates Miley Cyrus
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Some Jaime Pressly
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TEacher Gets Stripped
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Schwarznegger at the Geneva Car Show Repping Bugatti and Some High End Cars While Cali Goes Broke…
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Keg Stand in a Thong
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Since Everyone Survived, Let’s Make Fun of the Hudson Plane Crash
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Well, Holly Madison’s Career is Officially in the Tank. If She Ever Had One…s
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Orgasms Courtesy of a Fucking Machines
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Jaime Hammer Hangs By the Pool
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Fun With Nunchucks
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The Kotex Beaver is Back
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This Rhianna Chris Brown Thing Just Keeps Getting More Fucked Up
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Iraqi Breakdance Battle
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Remember Gillian Anderson From X-Files
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All That Money and Aniston Still Looks Beat
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It’s Miss World Registration Day in Sydney
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How Else Are You Going To Attract The Women That Will Ruin Your Life?
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Meet Iga and Pull One Out
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Hollywood Continues It’s Decade Long Shitstorm
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You Don’t Even Have to Make Breakfast Anymore, Just Make It on Your Wii
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No Wonder Brad Pitt is So Fucking Rich
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Ride Hard and Live Free
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Girls Will Be Girls
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Some Texas Independant Babes
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Here’s a Beverage Holder That Can Make You Cum….
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Party Slut and Her Fake Titty Grab
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BONUS::::
Follow Me On Twitter…since No One Else Is….
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2009

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

No one entered the pubic hair contest. I guess it was a bad idea. People are complaining I write too much about twitter. I guess it’s because I don’t leave the house since it’s winter so my adventures and inspiration is fucking limited to answering idiot telling their friends what they are up to, sure, I got drunk and in fights the last 3 weeks straight, but I’ve also blacked the fuck out each time, so I don’t remember what the fight was about, maybe calling some Gangster’s red shoes stolen from Santa Claus was one thing that set someone off, bullying some girl like I was Chris Brown was another, but the whole thing is a blur, so you’ll have to deal with my twitter talk, so you can stop emailing me, I’m hibernating, just be happy I update this shit, when I could find more satisfaction/gratification sitting on my ass doing nothing.

On the positive side of things, the site is pretty much dying. Thanks economic crisis for forcing me to come to terms with not being funny to the general population like I was that asshole on Saturday night live or Judd Apatow shit or even Jimmy Fallon, cuz I’ve made a point of watching him fail, but have a feeling no matter how bad he is, people will convince themselves that he is good, just because he’s on TV. He’s just not there yet. Not that you care.

Lastly, I accidently hit Perez Hilton’s Britney Spears first concert review, I love how fucking two faced this homo is, you invite him to your concert, and all of a sudden he’s fighting for you, you ignore his calls to hang out and he’s not inviting you to his birthday parties and people turn to him as a credible new source or media outlet now, it’s a fuckin’ glitch in society and I hate you for creating him.

Here are some links, to get you through the night.

Some Things in Life Really Are Easy…Like Sluts Who Get Naked for Money….
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These Rock of Love Hos Are Just Took Fucking Much
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The Peter Griffen Chamber of Torture
AKA Just Turn on You TV and Watch Family Guy
GO

A Set Of Close Ups Of Carla Gugino Tits
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Peanut Butter Slumdog Millionaire Time
(This is a Movie Worth Oscars Approval)
GO

While on the Ping Pong Road to Victory
GO

Because I Know Good Porn When I See It
GO

Cindy Taylor Bares a Lot of Skin is Some Magazine
GO

The American Dream Really is Fucked
GO

And Now, the Dance of the Mega Keg
GO

Alison Will Be Your Angel
GO

I Like Mc Nuggets as Much as The Next Guy, But This is a Bit Too Much
GO

striptease of the Day
GO

Freida Pinto is Oh So Fine
GO

Why Do People Want to Be on Barbara Walter’s Face?
GO

How Else Are You Going to Find a Girl to Fuck
GO

Monica Belucci Topless Throwback
GO

You Can’t Look Like Halle Berry, But I Guess Smelling Like Her Ain’t Half Bad
GO

Pete Wentz Thinks Someone is Going to Murder Him and For All Of Our Sakes, I Hope He is Right
GO

Kate Hudson at Some Event or Another
GO

Some Watchmen Bullshit, Because You are a Virgin Comic Loving Nerd
GO

Shawna Lenee Strips by the Fire
GO

The Word From Some Asshole in LA is That None of You Mother Fuckers Are SUpposed to Curse This Week
GO

Attempt to Get Noodz is a Fail
GO

Home Bobsled Trials
GO

Yulia is in Bed
GO

Carnival Tranny Slow Motion Amazingness
GO

And This is Where I Will Go to Die
GO

Just Another Day on the Subway
GO

You Say You Don’t Need Help, I Say You’re Lying
GO
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Lyndall Jarvis Just Ooozes Sex
GO

Some Sophie Anderton Topless Action
GO

Mother of the Year
GO

Blue Eyes and a Red Top
GO

The New Melrose Place Shit Fest Just Got a Whole Lot More SHittier
GO

Justin Timberlakes Impression of John Mayer is Dead Fucking On
GO

Bella Donna is Oh So Dirty
GO

A Dumb Video to Make Your Tuesday Better
GO

Olivia Munn at “Watchmen” premiere in Hollywood
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Dumb Cunt of the Day
GO

Octomom is Being Probed
GO

My Girl Jade Goody’s Not Doing So Well….You Know Since She’s Dying…of Cervical Cancer…
GO

Britney Spears Does Some Amazingly Bad T-Shirts…
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Some Chick Knows What Needs to Get Done to Get Laid…
GO

Disgusting Jenna Jameson Pregnant Pictures
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Some Funny STD AD
GO

Some Hot White Asian
GO

Her Name is Zuzana and Here she Is Showing Off Her Huge Tits
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’s PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

A Hot Chick and Her Nude Pics….
GO

This is Stupid Cleavage…
GO

But This Cleavage is Stupider
GO

Now That’s what I Call a Soccer Mom
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2009

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am watching Jimmy Fallon at a neighbor’s house and I want to kill myself. Justin Timberlake is substantially funnier than he is and The Late Show is officially dead. I think getting Justin Timberlake to sing his sponsor’s jingle was fucking desperate. I tried to twitter him offering him my services to at least let his show die leaving some kind of impact, but I think he’s just going to ignore me like everyone else does. Pretty unfortunate.

I came up with an amazing idea to have a pubic hair competition, the winner will get to keep my website, so send in pictures of your bush to my email address, but I want these to be pictures of your bush, not shit you find, because the bikini wax killed bush and want to bring it back for the sake of this contest, so if you have bush, take a picture of it and send it in. Let’s celebrate what lesbians, hippies have celebrating for decades.

Here are my links, and I know, none of you are going to send in pics of your bush, and I hate you for that.

Get girls naked and dancin’
GO

How About Some Wholesome Fun for the Whole Family?
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Are These Sluts Hot or Heavy?
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The 10 Hottest Video Game Whores
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Mash Up Television is For People With ADD Like Your Dumb Ass
GO

A Compliation of Fat People Doing Stupid Things
GO

Bianca Gascoigne Pubic Stubble Upskirt
GO

ScarJo is a D&G Whore
GO

Katy Perry is Picking Her Vagina
GO

Monica Belucci Purple Dress Hotness
GO

A Feel Good Video
GO

Some Sluts in Lingerie Will Always Make Mondays Better
GO

Mickey Mouse Breakdance Battle
GO

Inside the Mind of a Frat Boy Homo
GO

Butter Face Defined
GO

Amy Winehouse Attacked a Plane Passenger On Her Way Back to the Jolly Old
GO

This Jesus Dude Can’t Really Be Fucking Madonna
GO

Porn, What Is It Good For?
GO

Irina Sheik is Almost Naked
GO

Mascot Strips Down a Cheerleader
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Lion Almost Takes Out a Hunter
GO

Katie Holmes Much Keep Her Photoshopping Team on Call
GO

Snow Boarder Versus Stairs
GO

Valerie Fucks a Girl in the Ass
GO

Wake Boarding Faceplant
GO

Awesome Web Cam Hottie
GO

Full Moon Mishap
GO

Melissa Theuriau is on Vacation in a Bikini
GO

This is The Worst Footbal (Not Soccer, You Fucks) Injury Ever
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Chanelle Hayes is Nude
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Curly Blonde Gets Nekkid
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Evangeline Lilly and Her Sweet Tits Are Staying on Lost
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Vesela Toteva in Maxim Magazine Bulgaria
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Iga Gets Down to Business
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Chris Brown Shows His Remorse By Riding a Jet Ski
GO

Kate Beckinsale is Always Sexy
GO

Meet Cougar Barbie
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Boobies on a Newscast
GO

You Have Been Caught!
GO

Duffy Hates Pants Too
GO

Now THIS is Kiddie Porn
GO

44 Porn Stars Who Twitter (With Galleries)
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A Fisting to End All Fistings
GO

Israeli High School Girls Jumping in Bikinis
GO

Some Emo Chick Naked and Posing…
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Jayde Nicole in Some Girl On Girl Nude Pics
GO

Some Weird Sexual Comic Series Called Ur Mom and Me….Weirdness
GO

15 Greek Sluts You Should Know….
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Sleepwalking Dog
GO

Some Jennifer Lopez Mullet Picture
GO

Some Naked Amateur in Fuck Me Boots
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Fast Food Calendar You’ve Probably Already Seen…
GO

Some Japanese Ice Cream Commercial With Tits…
GO

Hot Booty Shake Video…
GO

Some Craigslist Shit

Fart in My Face?
GO

Some Broadway Slut is Lookin’ For a Roommate.
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…

Some Pro Nude Shots…
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