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2009

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I wrote this:

She messages me this:

Now she is dead to me, I’ll waste my time on actual interesting people and the war ends here, there were some funny email exchanges with her PR company, that are probably not worth posting, but I’ll put it up anyway:

I have no idea why you upsetting one of my female rappers with sexually inappropriate twitters means you email and blacklist my clients. I have nothing to do with this situation. I asked her what this is about and she sent me twitters of you saying lewd things to her and she apparently told you she was going to report you.

Why a professional blogger would be saying sexually inappropriate things to female artists is happening is beyond me. I don’t understand why you doing this to her means I owe you an apology.

Please stop emailing my clients with this nonsense that is not even related to the actions of myself or anyone on my staff or I’ll need to contact my attorney.

I am anything but professional and I will probably be banned on twitter, because apparently freedom of speech exists when what you say isn’t sexually harassing, even if you could argue that what I said was medical or maybe just a fucking joke that wasn’t supposed to be taken to heart because I didn’t know you had a sweaty pussy that you are ashamed of, making it impossible to laugh about….

But I’ll still be on this site, it’s seems to be the only place I’m allowed to write on the internet….

UPDATE – Another email from her PR Team….

You should speak to me before sending off emails like you just did. Please stop.

1) She did not report you
2) You sent her rude sexually inappropriate twitters-what would you expect her to do?
3) I expect all those we work with to be professional and in return we are professional back. Writing about music is not the same as talking about a woman’s vagina. That is not acceptable.

You are making a mistake going about this in this manner. It makes no sense to threaten blacklisting people- it will only anger them and make you look desperate.

I have done nothing wrong and I will not be bullied by someone who even admits I’ve done nothing wrong.

I will speak to melisa and you can certainly stop covering her. I do know she has reported nothing so it seems best for you to leave it alone and refrain from twittering more on her.

And some Tweets she made about me that I didn’t bother responding to because I am already bored of this and just going to block this garbage and hope it crawls back into the suburban hole she crawled out of…seriously…she writes like only someone trying way too hard to be authentic would.


Useless people. And here are my useful stepLINKS.


If you read my twitter, Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together…because everyone deserves a second chance…
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Because I Know You Had a Hard Week
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Baby Making With Russell Simmons Is Pretty Much a Recession Proof Industry
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High School Musical Boobs
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The Only 30 Videos on the Net where Things DIDN’T Go Wrong
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Get Your Ping Pong On!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Right in a Bikini
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How to Discipline You Baby
(Seriously, This is Awesome)
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Internet Losers Are Forever
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Google Strret Views Throught The Ages
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Striptease of the Day
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Pam Anderson is Actually Wearing Clothes
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Ed McMahon is Most Probably Going to Die
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Naomi Watts is Nude
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Charlize Theron Hotness
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Guy Ritchie is Awesome
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Salma Hayek and Her World Saving Tits Are Married
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Oiling Up is Definitely My Kind of Work
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Brea Lynn is the Kind of Blonde You’ll Want
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And Here’s the Next Michael Jordan
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Kanye West is a Non-Stop Source of Entertainment
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And That’s Why You Don’t Ski Jump Over Rocks
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Everyman Deserves a Princess
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Pernilla Lundeberg Does Trashy Sexy
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Fun With Public Access
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A Lion and a Ferret
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Jenny McCarthy Still Has It
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Because I Know There is No Fucking Way You’ll Get Laid On Your Own
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Buy Some of Michael Jackson’s Shit Heres
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Malene Espensen’s Nude Calendar
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Renata in the Buff
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More Isla Fisher Red Hotness
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Katy Perry, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Veronika Simon loves her Wicked Weasel
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An MC Hammer Reality Series is Most Probably Going to Be Amazing
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The People Versus George Lucass
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Get Rid of the Fifth Wheel Please
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Ricky Martin is Defined
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How About Lesbian Vampire Killers
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Pulp Fiction Burgers
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Hotties in Hoodies For My Cold Weather Friends
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Some 28 Year Old Died After Making a Sex Bet with 2 Girls.
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Some Party Tits
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2009

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m finally getting the pussy I deserve, I can smell the days where I won’t have to fuck a bowl of warm, wet, past noodles. Check out this email….

I’m a 19 year old girl and I love your website. You crack me up and I don’t even mind the misogyny, not really being much of a feminist myself. Your posts on Lindsay Lohan and Heidi Montag/every other pseudo celebrity makes my day. I wish there were more bloggers like you.
Love and appreciation

19 dude…do you know what a 19 year old Vagina looks like? I don’t, because all this almost 18 pornstars are usually 25, or at least look it, but I’m assuming shit’s amazing.

Again, I’ve opted out of partying with a bunch of rich girls who asked me to join them because they think I am funny and creepy and make them uncomfortable buy laugh because I decided to sit at home a watch people update their twitter. The real reason is that a bunch of rich girls didn’t ask me to join them out partying, and I spent all my money earlier tonight on a 40. Economic crisis may suck for you, but this has always been my life and these are my stepLINKS….

You Say Whores, I Say Good Times!
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Holly Madison’s Overused and Tattered Vagina is Up For Grabs
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Some Cereal Ads That Will Make You Think You’re On Drugs
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Get Your Cash for OLD Now!
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stop Crying, You Little Pussy
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Katy Perry Gets More Disgusting Each Day
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What If Your Best Friend Lived in Your Pants?
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Vincent Talks to Animals, and Probably Fucks Them Off Camera Too
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Street Racers Get Busted
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The Hottest Women Of Melrose Place
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Diary of a Sperm
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Striptease of the Day
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If That’s How a Man Wants to Relax, Than That’s How a Man Should Relax, You Know?
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Aubrey O’Day Takes Her Tits Out For a Night on the Town
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Elle MacPherson is Topless!
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Megan Fox Can Do No Wrong
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Kendra Wilkinson Hangs Out
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Not Bad for a Bitter Old Aged Hag
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Charlize Theron Hotness
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Can You Hear This Shit?
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Gina Wants To Show You Her Bedroom
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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School in Venezuela Looks Like The Most Amazing Thing Ever
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A Kid Eating in on a Tricycle Is Pure Awesome
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Sophie Anderton Topless Action
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There’s Nothing Like Some Good Fat Food
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Kid Completely Destroys Himself For Your Viewing Pleasure
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Keeley Hazell Does the Only Thing She Knows How
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India’s Baby Drop Ritual Looks Like Hours of Fun
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Freida Pinto Looks Sexy No Matter What
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Brianna Banks Brings the Boners On
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Seriously, What The Fuck is Wrong With Amy Winehouse?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Paz Vega Makes the Most Mundane Tasks Look Good
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Harumi Nemoto Says Konichiwa
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Dawn King Flaunts Her Good in King Magazine
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Super Jesus Bowl Sunday!
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Sometimes Questions Answer Themselves
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Danneel Harris is Pro Masterbation!
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Sharon Stone is Getting Downright Terrifying
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The Best TV Shows of the 2000’s
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Thanks for this No Smoking Message Fabio you Asshole
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Some Young Girls Having a Good Time All Up ON Each Other Good Times…
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The Best Street Card Trick of All Time….
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And I Thought My Cock Was Small…
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WORTH READING

50 Cent Interview….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight was boring. My email was boring. Twitter wasn’t boring. I have no clean clothes and I am too lazy to do laundry, I try whore showering my underwear, but it just smells like fruity fucking asshole, I’ve sat on the couch all night trying to figure out if I have food allergies because my throat feels like it’s been prison raped. I don’t have a TV and didn’t drink because of the financial crisis. I didn’t get girls naked on webcam and I haven’t had a boner in days, maybe it’s got something to do with my fruity asshole smell. I thought of some jokes to use tomorrow, then I forgot them. I am hungry and my heat isn’t working. Welcome to my life. Here are my stepLINKS.

Sex Doesn’t Have to be a Solo Mission
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The Story That Will End All Masturbation Stories for the Rest of Time…
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Jessica Simpson is a Garbage Fail Kid
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You Will Adore Amber
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Keyboards Rock Out to Beat It, and It’s Pretty Sweet
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Finally a Great Use for a Shamwow
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And The Ugliest Girl Award Goes To…
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Bar Rafaeli is Sandwiched Between Two Douchbags
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An FHM Shoot is Usually Good For a Boner or Two
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If Sex Was Described Like A T.G.I. Fridays Menu
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Hey Buddy, I Think You Got Some Shit On Your Face
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Striptease of the Day
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Britains Next Top Model is Topless
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Meredith Vieira Upskirt Flash On The Ellen DeGeneres Show
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Sean Penn Is Pretty Much The Most Amazing Person On the Planet
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Elaine From Seinfeld is Bangable
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Lily Allen Wants You to Know She’s Not a Lesbian
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Paris Hilton Wants to Give the Homo From Twilight Herpes
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Red Underwear Will Always Make Life Better
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Nude Fashion Is Pretty Much the Only Fashion I Am Into
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Piss in the Street Like You Just Don’t Care
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Human Tossers
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Kayden Cross Gets Down to Business
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Cliff Diving Fail
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Do Yourself a Favor and Find a Girl to Fuck
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Some Random Shit to Pass The Time
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Young Madonna Deep Throat
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Any Job Worth Doing is Worth Doing Right
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This Rhianna Chris Brown Thing Just Keeps Getting Crazier
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Britains Boobiest Babes
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Lezzies Get Their Fuck On
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JEssica Simpson is Going to Retire and Take Up Pro Eating…
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I’m Guessing Penny Cruz Didn’t Just Sleep With That Oscar
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Get Sex the Only Way a Loser Like You Can
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Demi Lovato Will Get Your Ass Thrown in Jail
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Lina Tishnova is a Russian Godess
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Michael Jackson is Getting Rid of His Kids, Most Probably Because They Are To old For Him to Want to Molest Anymore
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When Hot Chicks Prank Back
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Kim Kardashian Talks About Some Shit Or Another
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MICHAEL CERA IS FINALLY DOING THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE
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I’m From Texas, Boy!
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Karina Flores Will Make Your Day
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How to Have a Clean Fresh Vagina
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Miss Connecticut Outstanding Teen Is a Very Very Bad Girl
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Fat Chicks Talking Like Skinny Chicks Who Think They Are Fat Chicks
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Some Weird Voiced Kid Hating On 50 Cent….
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Some Seriously Weird Products from Some Seriously Shitty Catalog
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44 Pornstars Who Tweet….
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The 10 Hottest Brazilian Models of All Time According To This Guy…
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You Need Another Word for Vagina – CLICK REFRESH
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Stiff Jobs is Some Homemade Movie About Fucking Bitches and Killing Shit and This is the Strange Fucking Trailer
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How To: Market The Most Fucked Up Porn Ever
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Nice Tan
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UPDATE

The 10 Hottest Women of Louisiana For Mardi Gras Wednesday
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2009

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today…

I think I’m supposed to hate you because of feminism and all that shit, but I can’t bring myself to do it. I love your site. Love it. My husband doesn’t get it, and thinks that I’m a big fat lesbian now, but whatev. Humor seems to escape him most days.

Thanks for all the laughs,

So someone with a vagina appreciates what I do. Take that all you haters and by all you haters I mean my one hater and that person is me.

Here are my links….

Because a Live Show is the Only Way to Go
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Megan Fox’s Tits and Vagina Are Officially Available for Public Pillaging
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Close Ups Of Adriana Lima’s Tits
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Some Snobby French Squirrel Goin Nuts
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Which Oscar Hottie Would You Stick Your 2 Inch Peen Into?
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The Lost Ending to Back to the Future. And No, Doc and Marty Don’t Go Homo For Each Other
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Kevin Garnett Will Shut You Down!
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I Can Think of Many Places For Eliza Dushku to Stick Her Alien Tongue
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Farewell to Thee, A-Rod. Hope the performance Enhancement and Shrunken Penis Was Worth It
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Because You Need the Tools of the Trade to Do a Job Right
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Mike DeStefano is a Future Black Man
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Denise Milani Does What She Does Best
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The Octomommy’s 15 Minutes of Crazy Continues to Reach New Levels of Insanity
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So THAT’S What God Was Thinking When He Created Man
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Sophie Monk Was Gracious Enough to Put Her Nipples On Display
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Brooke Hogan’s Thong Slip Stirs Images of the Cock She is Hiding Up Front
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Taylor Momsen is Kind of Hot, If Your into the Try-Hard-Junkie-Jailbait Type Thing
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David Beckham Sells viagra in China, Probably Because Sleeping Next to Posh Makes His Penis Shrivel
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Rachel Bilson is Sporty Cute Casual as Usual
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Find the Whore You’re Looking For
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Evan Rachel Wood’s Vagina Can’t Stay Away From Marilyn Mansons
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If eHarmony Worked for Kim Jong Il, It Can Work for Even You
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Some Mardi Gras Video Amazingness You Will Never Experience Firsthand
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Anyone Who Rides a Scooter Deserves to Be Humiliated Anyways
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Port-O-Potty Running Mans
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Lindsay Marie is Lovely
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I Don’t Know What a Wiffle Ball Is, But Hitting Someone in the Nuts With One Looks Fun
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Riley Chase Brings Tuesday Good Times
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Wentworth Miller Can Suck My Balls. This is a REAL Prison Break
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You May Wanna Think Twice About Eating That Candy Bar
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Pheobe Price is So Disgusting. Seriously, Why is This Bitch Famous?
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Jorgie Porter is Wearing Nothing But Panties
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Because the Best Stories Don’t Actually Need a Storyline
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You Must Take a Look at Bridget
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Avril Lavigne Promos Her Stupid Piece of Shit Clothing Lines
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Miranda Kerr and Her Hot Legs Go Down Under
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Cassandra is Taking It All Off
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Charles Barkley is Going to Jail
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9-1-1 FAIL
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Itty Bitty Titty Tuesday
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Is Beyonce Made of Plastic?
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A Mardi Gras Gallery from Today
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The Kardashian’s Talking About their Bed Chimp
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Weird Immigrant Music Video with Girl Asses….That is Supposed to Be Funny…
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Naked Chicks With Kicks
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Shia Labeouf is a Little Pussy Faggot…He Hates The World Because It Hurts Too Much to Take Dick or some shit…
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The Hottest Lady Gaga Video Ever
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The Trailer for the Amazing Short Movie Called Boob.
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See What Some Clothed People Look Like Naked….
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Dorito Pussy
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds

Some Girl Grabs Her Bare Pussy and Shows Off Her Tits
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Some Ridiculous Porn Clips I’ve Come Across

Girl Fucking While Her Deaf/Mute Dad is in the Room
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Plump Granny Seduces Boy
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How To Ruin Your Own Sex Tape
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2009

24

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been getting a lot of hate mail lately. Apparently the site isn’t as good as it used to be. Apparently I’ve lost my touch. I was thinking about going into my archives to see what all 3 of these people were trying to say, but then I remembered that my site was never good and I never had any sort of touch that didn’t get me in trouble, but I do have links and here they are, and in future keep your criticism to yourself, you just get me down.

Mondays Don’t Have to Be All Bad When You Can Get Help Jerking Off….
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Nicky Hilton Has Her Head So Far Up Her Ass It’s Astonishing
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Which Celebrity Drunk Are You?
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Point of View While Deep Inside a Hot Girl
Because I Know You Have Never Been Inside a Hot Girl
Or Any Girl for that Matter
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30 Movies in 2 Minutes
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Because Finding What Suits Your Fetish Isn’t Always Easy
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Wanna See Jordan’s Disgusting Implant Scars?
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Wall Street Fight Makes a Wall Street Even I Enjoy
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Attached at the Crotch Seems Like Good Times I Think
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Wife Versus The Desert Eagle
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The REAL Uses for Things You Pack On a Trip to Vegas
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Sophia Loren is Still Totally Bangable
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Striptease of the Day
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AnnaLynne McCord REALLY Likes that Vibrator
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Sharon Stone Does a Grandma See Through, That Isn’t Hot, But It’s Something
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Gisele Bundchen Parties at Carnival
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Rose McGowen is Pretty Disgusting Even With a Mask On
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WTF Did Alicia Keys Do to Her Hair?
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Because You Couldn’t Find a Girlfriend Even If the Slut Was Sitting On Your Face
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Some Hilary Duff Because I Know You Like Horses and Are Into Beastiality
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Paris Hilton Tops the Razzies
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Some Mardi Gras Insanity
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Slut Can Flex It Out
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Homeless Bike Jump Goes Very Wrong
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Tessa West Gets Her Masterbate On
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Dogs Hates Fireworks, and Also Hates Ass
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Pee and Pleasure?
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Kids Handbook For Sex is Pretty Amazing
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Sex Doesn’t Have to Be a Solo Expedition
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Nicole Richie is Ready to Ruin Her Vagina Yet Again
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Driving on Salvia Will Probably Kill You
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Myleene Klass is Pretty Much Topless
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Beatrice is Bountiful
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Lindsay Lohan is Starting a Spray Tan and Diamond Line Because Her Career is Pretty Much Over
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Jose Canseco is Still Alive and He Has Some Smoking Bitches With Him. Literally
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Playing Chess With Shay Laren
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Ryan Seacrest Interviews the Kids From Slumdog Millionaire and Fails Epic Proportions
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Kim Kardashian Has Cleveage
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Chris Cornell Looks Almost as Bad as I Do
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I Can’t Accurately Explain This, So Just Watch And Laugh, Okay?
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Mystery Meat – You Guess
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Wanda Sykes is the Kind of Butchy Lesbian You Can’t Help But Like
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Drug Induced Television Let’s Us None Drug Users Live the Life Vicariously
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Mickey Rourke’s Acceptance Speech to End All Acceptance Speeches
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1 Guy, 2 Spoons
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Paris Hilton’s Dog Shits on a Couple Former Amazing Race Contestants
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Lance Armstrong Gets Chased By a Nutter
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Drunken Cunts Worth Fucking
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t got that much sleep the last 24 hours because I’m on Twitter and Michael Lohan told me that I crossed the line in things I’ve said to him.

Now, I’m standing by the door with a kitchen knife, paranoid he’s gonna come get me. You know, he did try to off his family, so I can’t imagine what he’d do to me.


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On a side note, my homeless neighbor just beat the fuck out of his cat lady wife and I heard the whole thing. I’d call the cops but it’s really not my problem

Here are my links a day late…

Rihanna Makes Her Official Statement and Forgets to Thank Me for All My Support
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Cindy Crawford Takes Her Mom Ass Out to Pump Some Gas so You Can Pump One Out.
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Actors We Think Are Dead
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The 10 Hottest Cheerleaders Ever
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Sienna Miller Showing Off Some Tit and I Like It.
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More Sluts at the Sienna Miller Tit Showing Off Party
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Paris Hilton’s Ironic T-Shirt Amazingness…Funny Cum Never Stops Me From Wearing the Same Shirt Twice…
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Mean FOx Grabbing a Steering Wheel Like it Was Your Cock
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Girls Aloud Cheryl Tweedy Shows Off her Tweed Panties
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Girls of FHM Doing Some SOng and Dance You’ll Like
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Some Lego Porn
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Annalynne McCord Shows Her Back, Since That’s the Best Way to Fuck Her…
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Amateur Chicks Naked
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Hot Pole Dancing Video
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Heather Graham’s TIts are Caged
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Ashlee Simpson Rocks a Bikini Pre-PRegnancy
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Lohan Slutting Out in Some New Photoshoot
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Helping Women Piss Like Men Since 2009
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You May Not Get to Fuck Her But You Can Try TO Get Her To Fall In Love With You, and By Fall in Love I Mean Let Other Chicks Fuck Her With a Dildo for You…..
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It Brings New Meaning to the Words Fast Food Nation’
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Now THAT’S Dedication
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Party Sluts Compilation
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Inspired By Obama
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Because I Know You Have Tried Everything Humanly Possible
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Eliza Dushku Hotness
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Paloma is a Greek Godess
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Babes Hard Body
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Snowboarder Flips Out
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Aneta Keys is All Shaved
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She Must Have REALLY Wanted Her Car Washed
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When Tranny Lizards Attack
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Lux Kassidy Makes Your Week Complete
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Fun with Vodka in Russia
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If I Made It Any Easier, I Would Be Fucking Them For You
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The Truth Hurtss
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Bootyful Boy Short Babes
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Gotcha By the Tail!
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Guy Breaks Board With Finger – VIDEO
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Because Porn is One Thing You Can’t Do Without
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Insane Basketball Brawl
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Some Indian Chick and Her Hot Fucking Natural TIts
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Some Miley Cyrus Cock
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Some Hot Polish Ass
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Gallery of Hot Magazine Covers
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Some Comedy Central Beastiality Ad
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81 Hottest Academy Award Cleavage Pics
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A Whole Lot of Buttholes
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Beauty or Butterface?
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Some Tit Revealing Costumes
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Some Young chick Does a Webcam Dance
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Crazy Fucking Tattoo of the Day
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Crazy Fucking TIts to Distract you From Busted Fucking Face
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Bonus Some Perverts New York City Voyeur Video…Maybe One of THese Hoes is You

Bonus The Dumbest Part of Hip Hop Except for the Crazy Fucking Booty…

Christina Milian’s King Magazine Cover Shoot Because She’s Hot

Christina Milian King Magazine photoshoot

Olivia Munn Does the Oscars Better….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

20

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I found out that the Academy Awards released that fake list of Academy Award winners to generate some buzz and get idiots like you to watch the shit just to see if it was actually a leaked winners list. They didn’t get a huge advertiser because young people don’t watch their shit and I do this website and didn’t even know it was this week. So this was their desperate attempt to go viral on the internet. I fell for it and that makes me an idiot, so I think as punishment, we should BOYCOT this shit cuz that’s all the power we have as insignificant assholes who consume their bullshit that makes them rich every fucking day.

Here are my stepLINKS, Don’t boycot them….

I Think You Be Hard Pressed to Find a Better Reason to Have a Child
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The Ten Sluttiest Girls Ever On Maury Povich
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Pam Anderson’s Hottest Pics
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The one Kind of Porn You Won’t Find At Home
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Now THAT’S Sisterly Love
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Sorry, But Slayer Fans Are Homos
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Alyssa Milano Needs to Show More of Her Cleavage, But She’s Still Lookin’ Good
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Musafar, The Midget Middle Eastern Dancer is Back!!
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Should Klingons Be Allowed to Win Internet Contests on Earth
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A COuple of Lesbionic Women
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BRad Pitt’s Oscar Accesptance Speech in Full
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Striptease of the Day
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Sean Young From Bladerunner is Shitfaced and Running Her Mouth
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Here’s The New Promos For Dancing With the Whores
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Let’s Be Honest, You Can’t Do It Alone
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Alyssa Merz Nude Throwback
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Sometimes You Don’t Remember How HOt Angelina Jloie is Until You See Her Not Covered in Babies
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Chace Crawford Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Man, Sierra Miller is Getting Haggard
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Because I Know You Racked Up Your Pay Per View Bill
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FHM Presents the Hottest Hairdresser
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Whitney and Danielle Are Flashing
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Sometimes, Things Just Call For a WTF?
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These Real Housewives of OC Sluts Are Just Too Fucking Much
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The Idiot Bike Jump to End All Idiot Bike Jumps
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Antonya Gets Her Dildo On
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Fuck Me Jesus
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Because I Know You Repel Women Like Dog Shit
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Web Cam Slut Does A Job Well Done
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Kill The White People
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I Wish Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Slit on Her Dress Went Up Just a Little Higher
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Elle McPherson is Lovely
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Brazilian Web Cam Hottie
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Dita Von Tease Wants You All to Know What a Whore She Iss
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An Afternoon Bite With Naomi Watts
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The Watchmen Made Condoms So You Can Make The Sex
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I’d Totally throw It In To Michelle Obama
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Duty Callss
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Well This is Probably The Biggest Vagina I Have Ever Seen
And Coming From a Guy Married to My Wife, That Means Something
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Nikki is Oh So Hot
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I Had Almost Forgot About Carla Gugino
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Rhianna’s Album Sales Are Through The Roof Since This Chris Brown Bullshit
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Playboy’s Newest Cover Girl
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Fast Food Ads Versus Actual Fast Food
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Vegas Girl Sucking Her Friend’s Cleavage
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Start Your Weekend Off Early With a Virtual BANG. Just don’t cry when it’s all said and done.
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K’Naan is some Canadian Rapper I Listen To, This is Him on Kimmel

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to the police station with my friend to get finger printed for some petty crime he got implicated in. Turns out that going with someone the cops consider a criminal is a bad fucking idea because the fuckers ended up pushing me up against the wall when I was mocking him from the waiting area, you know pointing and laughing, simulating the electric chair and making prison rape jokes and full cavity search jokes and I guess cops don’t find jokes funny. They ended up cuffing me, bringing me to an office and sweating me about what I do for a living and how I know my friend. I guess they were just trying to teach me a lesson and let me know that a police station isn’t a place for good fuckin’ times, but maybe if they laughed a little more, they wouldn’t be such fucking assholes.

Here are my stepLINKS, I am spent, 4 hours of interrogation for something that was supposed to be a stop off on the way to the fucking bar is draining. If you’re wondering, they let me off with a warning. I guess my bad jokes no one gets are actually a fucking crime, I guess I should have listened to pretty much everyone who has told me I sucked all these years.

Don’t Say I Never Gave You Anything
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I’d Way Rather See Solange’s Tits Than Beyonce’s
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Jodie Marsh Nip Slip Throwback
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The Sexiest Venezuelan Women In The World
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The Lindsay Lohan Extreme Diet
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Jessica Stroup Ain’t Half Bad
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Suplexes Make Cheerleader Kind of Awesome
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Northwest Airlines Snack Selection Just Got a Whole Lot Gayer
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Everyone Loves the Girl Next Door
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Hard Core Porno
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For All You Homo Gamers Out There (Yes, You)
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Barack Obama Has Friggin’ Laser Beams!!
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I Have Some Bad News: You’re On Cocaine
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Striptease of the Day
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These Sluts on American Idol Get Nuttier Each Episode
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Stacey Dash is Older Than Your Mom and Hotter Than Any Girlfriend You Will Ever Have
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Because Sex Doesn’t Have To Be a Solo Project
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Rachel Bilson May Be of Age, But She Looks Like Jailbait.
And I Am Sure You Are Into That
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Victoria Beckham or 12 Year Old Boy?
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An Aniston/John Mayer vs Angelina/Pitt Cage Match Just May Get Me to Watch the Oscars
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Now That’s a Big Fucking Snake
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Alexa Ford and Her Cupcakes
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Slut Gets Shot in the Ass
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Mickey Rourke Needs to Find Another Furry Animal to Fuck
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Pole Dance of the Day
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Faye Reagen is a School Girl
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First Time Women Driver Will Probably Kill Someone, But Is Good For a Laugh
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You Know You’re a Homo When….
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A Lion and a Ferret
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The Wheelchair Dude from Degrassi is a Rapper…He Took Shenae Grimes’ Virginity…This is His Rap Song…
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Some Dutch Singer Naked in Playboy. Hot Natural TIts…
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10 Best Lesbian Kisses on the TV Screen
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Some Bra Ad Campaign With Girls in Playing Music in Their Bras Video
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Her Name is Jade Rogers and She’s Naked In This Zoo Video
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James St James Interviews Some Pornstars
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Jenny McCarthy Still Has It
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Because I Know There is No Fucking Way You’ll Get Laid On Your Own
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Buy Some of Michael Jackson’s Shit Heres
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Malene Espensen’s Nude Calendar
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Renata in the Buff
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More Isla Fisher Red Hotness
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Katy Perry, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Veronika Simon loves her Wicked Weasel
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An MC Hammer Reality Series is Most Probably Going to Be Amazing
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The People Versus George Lucass
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Get Rid of the Fifth Wheel Please
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Ricky Martin is Defined
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How About Lesbian Vampire Killers
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Pulp Fiction Burgers
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Hotties in Hoodies For My Cold Weather Friends
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Alcohol Makes Girls Hotter, But I’d Fuck All these Whores Sober
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Dude Can’t Handle a Big Girl in a Booty Dance Competition Amazing Video….

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2009

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I wish I had something important to say. Something funny. I mean I know I had all kinds of random things that pissed me off today and reminded me of good stories I haven’t shared but I watched American Idol at a friend’s house and now I am numb. Maybe that’s why people like the shit because it makes them feel part of something stupid, that’s something we all need. Unfortunately, I need sleep and will be back tomorrow unless I die in my sleep, which may happen.

In the meantime, if you’re not using twitter get on it. I thought shit was stupid for the longest time, but now I am knee deep in the shit and it’s addictive.

If you are on twitter add me to the shit….Perez Hilton has 18,000 followers, I have 5.
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If you’re not, I won’t let you leave empty handed because here are my stepLINKS….

Because I Know You Cry Yourself to Sleep Alone At Night
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Amy Fisher Will Take Her Clothes Off For You
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Celebrity slaughter House
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Bon Jovi Makes Being On the Jumbotron Way More Gay Than It Already Is
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Fast and the Furious 3 – Amish Country Drift
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Can Adriana Lima Replace Amy Winehouse Permanently Please?
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Waking Up to a Hose is Not Fun
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What’s In YOUR Vagina?
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Rosario Dawson is Hot Throwback
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There’s No Way You Can Do It Alone
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Amadine is a Girl Next Door Type
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Hanna Hilton Will Do Your Body Good
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I Always Thought The Best Part About The History of slavery Was Golf Courses, Casinos and The Jackson 5
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Striptease of the Days
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Isla Fisher Looks Hot When She Fixes Herself Up
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WTF Happened to Kellie Pickler’s Face?
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It’s Like a Map to Treasure, But With Pussy
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I’m Really Loving Drew Barrymore as a Blonde
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Some Fashion Week Fashion Whores
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Banks Versus Credit Unions
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Crissy Moran Does a Sexy striptease
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Hayden Panty-Airs is Back on the Market
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Videos That Centre Around Toilets Can Never Be Good
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Motivation Helps You Get the Job Done
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When a Fat Jumps a Mailbox, You Can Expect Good Times
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Olya is Shining
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Bianca Gascoigne is More Wasted Than I Was Last Night
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I’m All For an Hour Glss Figure, But This is Fucked Up
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And That’s Why You Say No To Drugs
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Go Kart Crash Goes Boom
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Lucia Dvorska is Lovely
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Kate Moss Topless Action
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Big Old MILF and Her Big Old Tits
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Maybe Lohan is Fucking Chace Crawfords
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The Aida Yespica Show
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The Best Fight Scene Ever
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Jessica Biel Assumes the Position
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Miss USA 1991 is Starting Her Porn Career! Yes!
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2 Times the Bush is 2 Times Too Many
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I Wanna Bang Halle Berry So Bad
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Smack That Prolapse
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Some Flaming Shots Gone Wrong Videos
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Would you Fuck This Blue Frog Woman…
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Vivid’s 25 Years of Erotic Photography (aka porn)
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Some German TV Host Grabs Some Random Chick He’s Interviewing’s Tit….
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SI Girls in Vegas, Fake Tits in Montreal. Good Times
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2009

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t realize that it was a holiday everywhere in the fucking world today and I ended up posting more than ever and I am pissed off about that. I should have been sitting on my ass all day doing nothing…oh wait…I was. Everyday is a fucking vacation. Everyday is Spring break. I just distract myself by writing bullshit for you, but I’m still pissed off that you fuckers didn’t work and I wasted my time pretending to work when I could have been doing something else, like sexually harassing girls on facebook, oh wait, I did that anyway. Who am I kidding, this is all I have goin’ for me, unless you consider harassing Defending Lily Allen by Dissing Perez Hilton on Twitter my true life work….

Either way, here are some links to tide you over until I wake up.


Cure Your Case of the Mondays In the Best Way Possible
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I Hope Kate Moss’s New Baby Is as Hot As She Looks In This Photo, Or At Least Made of Cocaine
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The Naomi Watts Full Frontal Nudity Pictures I Won’t Buy
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Chris Brown’s PSA About Domestic Abuse
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The Tunnel of Sexual Assault is What I call my Wifes Vagina.
It’s Also a Pretty Awesome Theme Park Ride
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A Collection Of Aubrey O’Day’s Slutty Photos
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Hitler is Still Raw About How the Superbowl Went Down
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Who Knew Thandi Newton Could Provoke Boners So Well?
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A Giant Skateboard Out Thrashes Anything
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Start Your Week Off On a High Note
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Next Time You See a Slut With a Gucci Handbag, You Can Thank ScarJo’s Massive Rack
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Everyguy Wanted to Fuck His Babysitter at One Point
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Carina Will Make You Hate Your Girlfriend, or In Your Case, Blow Up Doll
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Can YOU Tell Which Of These Britney’s Are Made of Wax?
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Striptease of the Day
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I Can Never Get Enough of Charlize Theron
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As Sure As The Sun Rises in The East, Keeley Hazell Will Show You Her Tits
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Amanda Bynes Takes Her Legs to Fashion Week
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The Only Way to Make It Easier Is If I Fucked Them For You
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Cameron Diaz Continues on Her Cougar Rampage
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Bar Rafaeli Hotness
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Charlie’s Zombies is the Newest Cinema Feature Starring Lohan and Others
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Lidiya is For All You Fire Crotch Lovers
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X-Ray Goggles Will Make Our Lives Betters
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I Guess Your Face Can Serve As Breaks When All Else Fails
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Amy Reid Will Be in Your Dreams
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Now Here’s a Local Weather Man I Would Tune Into Everyday
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Now THAT’S What I Call Self Service
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Obama Will Beatbox His Way Into The Hearts of People Everywhere
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Benji Madden is Most Probably Bumping Vaginas with Katy Perry
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When Mail Order Porn Goes Wrong
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Because We All Need Something to Inspire Hope
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Sophie Howard Bares All On the Beach
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Bold Babe Explores Areas Unknown
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Sienna Miller is a Bit of a Fucking Bitch
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Eliza Dushku: March Rocks sMaxim Magazine
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April Scott is To Die For
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Miley Cyrus Can’t Remember the Lyrics
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Salma Hayeks Tits Are Officially Off The Market
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Cat Tortuerer Posts His Vids on Youtube, and Fucks Himself in the Process
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Christian Bale Get Raped By The Unfunniest Show On TV
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Shaq Gets His Dance On, Ya’ll
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Another Hollywood Remake That Will Make You Want to Shoot Yourself in the Face
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A Collection of 500 of the Best Daytona Bikini Pics
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Some Amazing Dukes of Hazzard Bloopers to Make You Forget That Shitstorm Remake of a Movie
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Hot – Young – Busty Webcam Show in Her Kitchen Amazingness
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The Ultimate in Awkward Girlfriend Filming Herself Masturbating for her Boyfriend Because Part of her is a Slut, She’s Just Too Young to Fully Grasp It and Be Comfortable With It…But She Still Cums…
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Some Webcam Booty Slow Dance
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Webcam Booty Dance…
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Have you Seen This Video of Two 18 Year Old Girls Kissing In Some Kid’s Room in their Thongs….Well You Should…It’ll Remind of that Babysitting Fantasy You Had
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Drunk Sluts Fro Around the Country
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Death By Dildo Seems Like One Hell of a Way to Go Out
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Some PBS Pussy Flash
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Crazy Asian Freakout
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