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2009

31

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I met a guy who was a mortician the other day. Now I find that to be the shittiest fucking job in the world and I guess he does too, because he was fucking wasted. I tried getting some dirt as to whether he’s ever fixed up a hot girl and he tried to play casual, but I could tell by the excitement in his eyes that he totally got off to their naked bodies and I mean, when you’re a mortician, it’s really the only naked girls you get to see, cuz regular girls are creeped out by you and your ability to doctor up the dead and you know if you touch them inappropriately, not only will they never tell on you, but they’ll also never say no.

Here are some links to get your through the night….

Everybody’s Got to Make a Living, Even Desperate Girls Who Like to Get Naked!
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Wino’s Crack Den Got Radied, Most Likely By Her Crack Head Friends
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Finger Board Fun
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This Barack Obama Song Starts Pretty Gay, Then Gets Amazing
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Which Superbowl Team Has the Hottest Chicks
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Because Changing Tires Can Be Dangerous
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Joanna and Marta Are The Hottest Sisters Ever
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Get Laid
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Veluet Will Make You Think Dirty Thoughts
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Man, What an Asshole
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Nip/Tuck Is Pretty Much The Most Amazing Show EVer
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Adele Silva Topless Throwback
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Coolio Has Still Got It
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Because You’ll Most Probably Die Old and Alone
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Ashton Kutcher is Having a Cry About Something or Another
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striptease of the Day
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Bar Rafaeli is Smokin
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Renee Zellweger us Fucking Weird Looking
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Sabrina Knechtli Gallery
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Alex Loren Has a Hula Hoop
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Lap Dance Awkwardness
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Chantelle Fontaine Has Some Huge Fucking Tits
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How NOT to Rock
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The Paps Prank K-Fed
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Porn Makes Weekends Fun
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Kittens on a Roomba
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Let Them Eat Cake
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Blow Me!!
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Worst Surfing Wipeouts
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Who Wouldn’t Cheat on Khloe Kardashian
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I’m in the Mood for Boobs
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Don’t Be Surprised if You See Lohan Down at the Unemployment Office
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Here’s the Side of Miley Cyrus’ Tit, You Pedophile
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Now That’s a Nice Plumbers Crack
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Dirty, Dirty Girls
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Britney Nicole is a Playboy Babe
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Vegas Casino Fight
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Bend Spoons With Your Brain
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Passed Out Emo Slut
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Pussy and Ass Randoms
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This Paula Abdul Stalker Suicide Shit Just Keeps Getting Weirder
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Pissing From The Iory Tower
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Lovely in Lingerie
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I like these fake titties from Toronto, but I am more down with the sluts from LA
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BONUS

Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
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Another Bonus Video – Watch the family reaction to their aunt as a hog caller on Leno the other night and she’s pretty fucking hot, but not as hot as her family’s support. I am surprised they know what Youtube and Digital Cameras are.

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2009

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Some dude was mad I posted the kitties as shark bait video, like I fucking produced the shit, or actually went to the local SPCA and fucking adopted 10 kittens just for that purpose, when everyone knows if you’re going to kill a cat, make it your cunt neighbor’s because he loves it so much while you hate him so much….he told me something along the lines that I should be used for bait. So I suggested we use my wife’s miscarriage she keeps in a jar in her panty drawer because she just can’t bring herself to flush it as it reminds her of what could have been before her shitty reproductive organs ripped those dreams out of her and all over the bathroom floor. He never responded. Asshole.

Here are some links to get you through the night….

Having The Right Type of Women Makes Life With Living
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Mickey Rourke’s Bark is Worse Than His Bite
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This Vintage NES Commercial is Freaking Me The Fuck Out
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Elisha Cuthbert HOT Photoshoot for Complex
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Guy LaFleur Will Rock Youre World
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Alessandra Ambrosia Can Seriously Do No Wrong Except for that Whole Pregnancy Thing…
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Scarlett Johansson Did Another Horrible Cover of a Song
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Amy Winehouse Playing Scrabble with a Fat Manager Topless
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Moo and Oink Want To Share Their Meat With You
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Hot Chicks Covered in WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
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Striptease of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits Are Fucking Huge
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Get Sex The Easiest Way I Know of, Other Than Rape
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Elle is All Natural
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Well At Least Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Look Quite As Fat Here
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Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt
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Brooke Sheilds is Lookin’ Rough
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The Amii Grove TOpless Video Collection
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This is Wrong, Just Wrong
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Dita Von Tease Does one of Her Boring Ass Shows At the Crazy Horse in France
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Brooke Burke Hotness
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Because You Can’t Stay a Virgin Forever
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Karina is Oh So Sexy
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Get is Together, Baby
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Lexi Belle is Looking Lovely
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Doutzen Kroes is Wearing a See Through Bra
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Shyla Takes a Shower
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Paris Hilton Defends Her Own Stupidity
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I’m Sorry But a Toddler Breaking His Nose is Fucking Funny
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More Porn Than Your Wang Can Handle
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Nadine Coyle Brings the Bikini On
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A Web Cam Show Always Makes Me Smile
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Lohan’s Dad is Runing His Fucking Mouth Again
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Ana Beatriz Brings the Sex in Vogue
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Alana Emblan Will Be Youre Cheerleader Fantasy
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Start Stopping Snitching.
Wait, What?
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It’s GUN O’Clock in Japan
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Who Wants to Get Shitfaced?
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Luci and Her Mustang Go VROOOOOM
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Alessandra Ambrosio In A Bikini And Wet
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PLEASE FUCKING DIE!
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Relive the 80’s
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Facebook Could Have Prevented These Murders…Instead…They Just Cashed in On Them
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20 Boob Demotivational Posters
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Some Chick Named Nectar Rose Topless and In Her Panties in a Movie.
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Sasha Grey in Some PG Porn That Sucks
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Charlize Theron in Some White Lingerie From a Movie
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Courtney Love Looks Like She’d Give an Affordable Blow Job
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What’s Better – Winehouse Topless in Water or Topless on Land
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The Worst Celebs Turning to Music Because they Have Egos and Think They Can Do Anything and Succeed Moments
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49 Slutty Real Girls and I am Not Talking About the Dolls…I’m Talking About Real Fucking Girls…
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Some Dude Playing Some Amazing Song On the Guitar With a Spoon
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Some Hot Webcam Whore Dance
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Some Amateur Posing Naked
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The Queefing Beauty
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Trashy Bikini Clad Girls Who Won’t Fuck You Unless You’re in Ed Hardy Drinking Grey Goose….
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Some FInger FUcking Gone Seriously Bad in this Weird Fucking Video
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Some Hot Chick Seriously Fisting Herself Like She was Ronson on Lohan
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Cheat at Poker
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BONUS!!!

What Better Way Are You Spending Your Time These Days?
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Here’s a video of some crazed Army Guy who tried to Cut Out his ex’s Breast Implants…because he paid for them…Sounds Rational…

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2009

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I made a claim today that Fibromyalgia is a fake disease created by lazy people who need an excuse to stay at home and collect disability checks. You know chronic pain that stems from their crazy heads, and not an actual disease, well it turns out a dude who has the disease wanted to clear things up and wrote this:

FIBROMYALGIA is real. Are you? And it doesn’t only affect women.  I’ve suffered from it for 16 years. I am so fucking sick of ignorant people making ill informed claims and vague value-judgments about crippling diseases.  First failed ethnobotanist, rancid radio host and Rock Star energy drink founder Michael Savage denies that autism is real, now you have the withered testicles to claim that anxiety, arthritis, and fibromyalgia are “bullshit disorders”?!?! 

My response:

Wow, 16 years is a lot of years of being a pussy.

I know no one cares about bullshit diseases and the wimps on disability too scared to deal with life who have them so here are my links.

Every Man Needs a Women That Does What She is Told, No?
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I Mean, Who DOESN’T Treat Their Own Mother Like a Piece of Garbage?
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I’m Sure The Gay Alphabet Makes Sense to a Homo Like You
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The Nine Hottest Canadian Women
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Now THAT’s How You Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich
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These are the REAL Ladies of Wrestling – Video
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Pam Anderson Modeling Throwback, To Remember What Once Was
And What Will Never Be Again
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Who Knew Blake Lively Had Such a Great Rack
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The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built
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Because If I Can Find a Girl to Fuck, Anything is Possible
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Dre is in Lingerie
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Mischa Barton Lesbian Make Out
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Bianca Gascoigne Topless
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Alessandra Ambrosio Looks Good Doing Pretty Much Anything
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China is a Communist Country and Even They Allow Gay Marriages
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striptease of the Day
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If Jessica Simpson is a Size 2, I Am In the Best Shape of My Life and Haven’t Drank Yet today
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Britney Ain’t Lookin’ Half Bad
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Mac vs PC va Linux
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Argentinian Wardrobe Malfunction
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Some Slut on Rock of Love Blew Out an Implant While Falling
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How About a Round House Kick to the FACE
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You’re Late Night Porn Fix
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Emma Will Drive You Wild
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Mini Me Wants to Baby Sit Your Kids
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Even Bart Simpson is a Scientologist
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Who Knew the Tennis Chicks Could Be Such Sluts?
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Road Side ASS-isstance
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Lucy Pinder Doesn’t Look Like a Complete Piece of Porno Trash For Once
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Nipple Piercing Reaction
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Because Getting Sex is Far Easier Than You Think
It’s All About Using the Right Tools
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Now Those Are Some Giant Tits
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Jennifer Aniston Turned Down Playboy and Thank God, Because Even
Naked Pictures of Her Wouldn’t be Enough to Make Me Read The
Accompanying Article About Her and Her Depressed Vagina
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Who the Hell is K.D. Aubert, And More Importantly Why Isn’t She In My Bed
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Amanda Bynes Upskirt
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Crissy Moran Wants to Show You Reading Rockss
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Build a $40 USB Telescope to Spy on Your Neighbors With
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Michael Lohan Just Won’t STFU
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How Awesome Would The Office Be If It Was XXX?
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A Death Defying Anal Insertion
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Obama Lays the Smack Down to Citi Bank, And Rightfully So
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Roasting in Hell’s Kictchen, By Gordon Fucking Ramsey
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The Fister Sisters
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I’m All About Kristen Bell’s Ass
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Lookin’ GOod Sweetheart…..I’m Talking to Your Vagina….
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Party Sluts Being Sluts While Drunk
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Bonus:
More Sluts Than In Your Dreams!
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2009

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got looped into an email conversation between Kanye West and one of his artists. I don’t know how that happened or why Kanye West has my emails. Maybe he was going to give me a piece of his mind for making fun of him by calling him insecure and annoying and urging the public to not buy his music, or maybe it has to do with how heartless I was in talking about his mom’s death and blaming his cunt behavior for it, but I figure he liked heartless things since that shit is making him money right now…

Either way, I wrote him back asking for him to make me a drunkenstepfather song and this was his response:

Unaware as to how you may have receive one of my emails, thank you for respecting my messages. As for the rough version of the song, it is out there now, so you may use it for personal use or have it as a stream on your website please.
Thank you and wish everyone nothing but the best.
Side Note: People Stop sending me Spam, it is uncalled for.

Unaware as how he put my email in the CC field? Seem kinda suspect, but accusing me of spamming him for responding to his shit, when he spammed me to begin with is just an example of how delusional this motherfucker is.
He is trying to leak this new song, he’s probably accidentally emailing every site, I think that is the definition of spam, responding to an email isn’t.
This is on the same level of crazy as Lohan accusing me of being her stalker because she got my phone number off her girlfriend’s cellphone and sends me text messages accusing me of trying to break them up.
I hate celebrities. They all need serious fucking therapy.
It’s been a long day doing hospital shit with my wife and I will be back tomorrow – in the meantime, here are my links.

Why Leave the Comfort of Your Own Home to Be a Peeping Tom?
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Who Knew Korean Girls Eating Cookies Could Almost Make Me Hard?
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This Shit on the Rock of Love Bus Just Keeps Getting Better and Better
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Some Porn Slut You’ve Seen Fuck, Suck and Lick Dick Talking About Max Payne
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What if Will Smith Had Stayed in West Philadelphia?
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The Biggest Black Tits You Have Ever Seen (PICS)
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Celebrity Sluts
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Nicole McClean is Oh So Sexy With Those Massive Tits….
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Brooke Burke is Looking Fine
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Evita and Isabella Are a Dream Come True
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The 10 Best Mexican-Related Urbandictionary.com Entries
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Striptease of the Day
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AnnaLynne McCord Can Ride Me All Night Long
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Mickey Rourke and Evan Rachel Wood Are (Movie) Incest Supporters
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There’s No Such Thing and Too Much of a Good Thing
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German Actress Panty Upskirt
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I Would Totally Bang Isla Fisher
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Paris Hilton is a SKinny Cow
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Jessica Alba is More Boring By the Day
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Sushi Anyone?
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Appearences Can Be Deceiving
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I Would Be Doing the Same Thing If I Could Still Get Hard
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What the Fuck is That Smell
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Shower Surprise
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Ariana Armanni = Boners
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Snowboard Russia!!
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Audrey Bitoni is Alot to Love
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What’s the Problem With Veggie Porn
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Ehhhh, I Think That’s a Bit Racist
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Paris Hilton is a Drug Smuggling Racist
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Because I Know You Must Be Getting Tired of Trying to Damn Hard
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Alba Teaches Us About World War II
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Melissa is Your Tuesday Fantasy
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Lady GaGa, Shut the Fuck Up
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Everything is Boring About Jennifer Aniston, Including This Great Shot of Her Cleavage
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Hannah Hilton Likes Music
I Like Hanna Hilton’s Tits
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Megan Fox is Airbrushed, But Whatever
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Daphne!!! Joy!!!
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Make a Ping Pong Ball Smoke Grenade
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Why Hello Kayleigh Pearson
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Kanya West Gos More Insane Day by Day, I Swear
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Baby’s Got Back??
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PETA’s Superbowl Publicity Stunt that Involves Chicks in Lingerie with Vegetables
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10 Signs Your Girlfriend is a Fucking Whore
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Some Whore from Myspace Being a Whore
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Teens Who Take Abstanence Vows are More Likely to Fuck Raw
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Choose Your Own Adventure Youtube Video With a GIrl in a Bikini is Revolutionary
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Dutch Ad Agency Gets into Bondage Ads
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The Best Way to Play Mouse Trap Involves Cum
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Club Sluts Being Sluts….
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BONUS – Some Links To Some of the Best of Alessandra Ambrosio in Lingerie
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2009

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I need an internet losers help to program something on this site so that I don’t have to waste time on it like I have been the last 5 years. I kinda want to free up my free time and dedicate it to something more productive, like trying to convince girls to get naked on webcam, or even taking up river dancing like Michael Flately, but in order to do that, I need some virgin power. Email me. Thanks.

I was just contemplating hanging out at the local gas station and asking them what air freshner they use for their bathrooms, but decided to sit on my couch instead. The winter takes away all my fun.

Sluts Who Will Make Your Winter Warmer
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Here’s a little jailbait action…
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Bikini IPhone Cleaner
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Danielle Lloyd and Some Other Sluts Are Topless
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Kate Winslet Hoe and Housewife PICS
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And Here’s Some Hot French Bitches
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Bikini Bobcat
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Infomercial to End All Informercials
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Connie is Curvey
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Fat Giants Fan Gives Fat Giants Fans A Bad Name
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Striptease of the Day
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because Dying Alone is Pretty Lame
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Alicia Douvall’s Tits Are So Big They Are Disgusting
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Shauna Sand’s Ass Crack Says Hello
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When Beyonce Isn’t Dressed Up in Drag, She Actually Looks Pretty Hot
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Jessica Simpson’s Big Ol’ Country Belly and Tits
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Marisa Tomei is Lookin’ Good for 40
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Evan Rachel Wood Is Was Sexier NOw That Marilyn Manson Isn’t Molesting Her Anymore
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Nicole scherzinger FHM Photoshoot, But In Germany, Cause That’s
Pretty Much The Only Place She is Relevant
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Lady and Mirella Get It On
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For the Bitch on Her Knees
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A Really Big Skateboard
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Renna Plays With Her Curling Iron
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Glass Breaks, Assholes
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Tran for the 80’s
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Sluts Who Will Make Your Winter Warmer
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Porn Just Makes Everything Better, No?
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Ninja Dad Fights Back
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Fun With Celeb Zombiess
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The Dude That Spencer Pratt Beat the Shit Out Of is Suing MTV
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Get Sex, Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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There She is , Miss. America
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Pretty in Purple
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Eva LongWHOREia, WTF Are You WEaring?
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Christina Applegate is Looking Good Considering Her Tits Got Cut Off
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Keira Knightly is Topless
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Bianca Beauchamp Has Me Thinking All Sorts of Nasty Things
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Homemade Smoke Bomb, Suckas!
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Jenna Jameson Decide to Finish Off Her Vagina By Giving Birth Any Day Now
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Kim Kardashian is Proud to Be a Terrible Actress…Uh..Okay…
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Rumer Willis is Totally Down With Incest
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And I Thought My Wife Was Disgusting
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Queefing Beauty
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Some Review of The Wrestler You Need to Read
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10 Sexiest Female Celebrity Lips List…All of them are Fake
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Waxing His Girlfriend’s Eyebrow Prank
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Some Teen Girls Playing Around on Webcam, Probably Never Expecting to be on a Porn Site “target=”_blank”> GO Getting Jerked Off To…
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Which is Bigger, Her Tits Or His Head
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5 TV Actors that Need to Stick to TV
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Nikki Anderson’s Ass Just Won’t Quit
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Whipped Cream Anyone?
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…..

Some Girl and Her Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Mom Showing You How Babies Are Made….
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Vegas Brings Out All The Whores….
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Here’s a solid use for kittens….

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2009

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I was planning to orchestrate a huge production for Sam Ronson just to get my revenge on Lohan for reaching out to me. I came up with a few ideas, like getting 100 people to show up in Fuck Lohan T-shirts, or to convince 100 people to throw rotting fish at her as she DJs, or to get no one to show up to the event and have her and the club at a loss for why the only person in the place is staff, but then I realized I have no pull and I am too irrelevant for stunts, but it would have been funny, so I found a cheap bottle of wine, I drank it and I’m sitting on my computer. The night is still young so any crazyness can happen, but it usually doesn’t. So I guess training my penis to be a vagina was just a huge waste of fucking time….but again, I didn’t put much effort into.

Have yourself a merry little weekend you cocksucker, here are my links, I may be back tomorrow with something revolutionary, but that is definitely not a promise. Cuddles.

Everyone Wants Someone they Can Abuse….and not get arrested.
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The Girl Scouts of American Are Going to Have to Answer to Me
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There’s Something About Katie Green that is Big
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Tiffani-Amber Thiessen’s Hottest Pics
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Kiera Knightley Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Uncle Jesse’s Girl
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More From the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show
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Do the Crotch Hop
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Because It’s a Lot Cheaper Than Paying a Lawyer for Defending Your Rape Charge
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Meet Eva
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Holly Weber Needs to Take That Crocheted Bikini Off
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RIP Veatrice From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Striptease of the Day
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Kelly Osbourne Checks Her Fat Ass Into Rehab
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Sigourney Weaver Granny Upskirt
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I Wanna Punch Shenae Grimes in the Face
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Boy George, You Fucked Up
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Sienna Miller is Bringing Her Tattered Vagina to Broadway
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Work out Alternative for Stay At Home Dad
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Nikki Case and Mina Play Pretend Lesbian
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Note to Self: Tigers Are Dangerous
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Well It’s Official. Pete Wentz is Definitely a Homo
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Diane Sawyer is Most Probably Drunk
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Audrey Bitoni is Busting Out All Over the Place
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And This Is Why You Should Never Go to China Ever
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How Else Are You Ever Going to Get a Girlfriend?
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Red Neck Dentist
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Walmart Brings the Smiles From All Over
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The Hottest Playboy Centerfolds from 1980 – 1985
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Kelly Rowland is Looking Real Hot
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Pussy Play in Public
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Mariah Carey is Such a Whiney Fucking Bitch
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Because We Both Know You Have No Other Plans This Weekend
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The Sluts WHo Tennis Fuck
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Bond Girl Cleavage
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Amanda Heard Has Me Hypnotized
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Protests in Isreal Pretty Much Look Like the Awesomest Thing Ever
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Lux Cassidy and Kayden Cross Arent Twins, But They Are the Next Best Thing
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Kat Khol’s is a Playboy Beauty
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Russian Parkour Failure
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use and Old Satilitte Dish to Boost a Wireless Signal
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I Love My Cell Phone In Your Vagina!!
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Courtney Love Hates the Jews
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The Best Review of Donkey Punch EVer
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Just Like Hollywood, In Politics You Just Sort of Fail Upwards
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Of Course the Obama’s Like Fisting, Who Doesn’t?
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Casey Carleson May Be Enough to Make Me Watch American Idol
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Crazy Tits in Vegas, Meet Crazy Tits in Toronto and Crazy Outfit in Miami. The World Seems to be Full of Sluts.
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2009

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So I put my facebook profile up on the site and 20 people added me. That means 20 people read my post and clicked on the link. I guess I was wrong about only thinking 15 people read the site. Even Michael Norton, Edward Norton’s asian brother from New York added me. Sure they may not be related, but let me live the fucking dream because if I think I’m moving up and moving on, I won’t kill myself, motherfuckers.

Here are my links.


For the Love of Christ, Please God No
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Rachel Stevens, WTF Are You Wearing?
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When Arnold Made an Energy Drink
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In Case You Haven’t Had Enough Marisa Miller in a Bikini This Week
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Keep Me Alive While Keeping Yourself From Raping an Innocent Girl
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The Hottest Miss America Contestants Of This Year
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I Wish Kim Kardashian Would Let Me Make Her a Special Milkshake
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I Really, Really Need a Secretary
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If I Was Ten Years Older, and She Was Ten Years Younger, I Would Be All Over Bethany
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Hene is Some Kind of Wonderful
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Fun With Porno
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Bianca Beauchamp is All Oiled Up
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Striptease of the Day
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because If Anyone Know Having Sex Alone Sucks, It’s Me
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Oh Yeah, Heath Ledger Died One Year Ago Today or Some Shit
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Lily Allen Talks About Making Out With Lesbian Twins Because She is Becoming Irrelevant
And Wants People to Pay Attention to Her
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I Can Think of Some GOOP I’d Like to Shower on Gwenyth Paltrow
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HOlly Valance Gallery
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Introducing Vanessa
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Jesus, And I Thought I Was a Bad Parent…
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This is Your Mouth on Meth
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Evolution of Dance Part 2
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Kayden Cross Has Got Something to Show You
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Audrey Bitoni is My Idea of Heaven
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Found My Wife’s New Haircut
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Sponge Bob is Now Rated X
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Katya Has the Kind of Body Your Pig of a Girlfriend Can Only Dream Of
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You Can Use This to Help You Get Sex
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Lindsay Lohan is Going to Take All of Sam Romson’s Trust Fund Money She’s Been Living Off For Years
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Remember That Slut Sarah Larson
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This ‘Real Housewives’Shit Just Keeps Getting Better
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Elle Macpherson Needs to Get a Wax
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Rhian Sugden Nude Calendar
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They Are Finally Making a Movie of The Rum Diary
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Fox News is Having a Cry Over Jay Z’s and Little Waynes Lyrics
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Stop Motion Sweet Dreams
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Krystal Steal is Naked!
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Love Hurts…
http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/love-hurts_37861.html

Her Name is Natalie McGhie and She’s a Slut – here’s Her Gallery
http://gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=gallery&page_id=21327

Some Drunk Dude Catching a Serious Beating From His Girlfriend Video
http://www.machovideo.com/video/Drunk_dude_gets_beating_from_girlfriend_13137/

Natasha is My Kind of Myspace Slut
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Fix Scratched CDs with Bananas and Toothpaste
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Wino Saved Some Bitch From Drowning or Some Shit
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The Five Best Black Dudes Who Ever Made Movied
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The American Idol Chick Putting Those Big Tits To Use
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Some Girl Gets Publicly Jizzed at Some Street Festival By Some Really Weird Man
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Some Bianca Beauchamp Latex Pics
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Fat Brazilian Ass Shake Video
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Some Sneaky Stripper Pole Dance Accident
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Gisele GQ Photoshoot Video
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Amy Winehouse Shows Pamela Anderson How It’s Done
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The Pigs Take it Too Far…
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Some Meat Bikinis
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Some Sexy and Revealing Red Dresses….on Sluts
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Christina Milian Getting Taken By Behind….Sounds A Lot Better Than it Is Trust Me….
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Old Jennifer Connelly Upskirt Video
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Some Crackwhores Beating the Fuck Out of Each Other…One of them Has See Through Panties On….Sexy
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I Lost My Cellphone in Your Vagina
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Life Through the Eyes of a Vagina
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101 Celebrity Cleavage Pictures
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Some Hot Twins Get Naked Together…
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Some Party Girls Making Out and Shit
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Half Naked Sluts Taking Their Slut Tits Out
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S SLEAZY FIND

Some Emo Sluts Naked….A Whole Lot of Them…
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Can Boobs be Emo?
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2009

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I had the pleasure of watching the last 5 minutes of American Idol at a friend’s house. Yes, despite popular belief, I do have a couple friends and they do let me in their houses, sometimes. I think I wrote that I am surprised this shit is still on the air and that Americans are still watching it. Sure, you elected Bush to office after his first term and I am sure have done a whole lot of other fucking stupid shit, but this just doesn’t make sense to me. Watching the audition process is more like watching the shitty auditions, maybe some of us want to hear people who can sing, instead of watch a show milk the bad auditions that they set up, as hard as they fucking can. I like how Ford, Coca Cola and whoever else sponsors the shit out of that show and lines Simon’s British pockets support laughing at people with serious disorder, whether it is autism or apergers or just fuckin’ mental illness, they aren’t right and mocking them, crushing them and spitting them out for America offends me.

On a side note, the new judge reminds me of the kind of girl you’d find drunk at the bar, falling off a stool, her hair and make-up a mess, a cigarette hanging from her mouth backwards, talking all kinds of shit about how bad she wants to fuck, before lifting up her skirt, grabbing her cunt for the bar tender who just wants her to leave the fucking place, before pissing herself and puking all over the bar at the same fucking time. She’s like a horny, raspy motherfucker, who is a condescending mess threatened by younger more talented people than her. I’d totally fuck her.

Yes, I just wrote about American Idol. I should hang myself from my shower curtain, unfortunately, we don’t have a shower curtain.

Here are my links.

Support the Site By Getting Girls To FIst Each Other…
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Bad Girl’s Club Can’t Suck Dick and Apologizes….Pathetic
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Pierce Brosnan Got Fucking Punked!
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Megan Foxe’s Tongue Conjures Up Dirty Thoughts in My Head
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The Nine Hottest Hawaiian Women Ever (Pics)
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Tila Tequila’s Lesbian Coffee Cleavage
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Wax Your Girlfriends Eyebrows While She’s Sleeping Because, Well, Why Not
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NURTIGRAIN WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
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Mini Me Tongues a Baby
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Topless in Some New Piece of Shit Movie She’s In
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More Porn Then You Can Shake Your Stick At
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George Bushes Doodles During Obama’s Speech
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Striptease of the Day
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Little Adolf Hitler’s Mother Wants You to Know a Thing or Two
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Tom Cruise is Just Fucking Delusional
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Verne Troyer is Scaring the Shit Out of Me
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If Wanting to Bang the First Lady is Wrong, Then I Don’t Want to be Right
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50 Cent Works out Like a Bitch
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When it Comes to Choosing Beautys, Brains Are Just Irrelevant. Sorry
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Bikini Beach Babes Make My Day
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Tits, Ass and Everything In Between
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Find a Girl to Fuck. What Else Are You Doing Tonight?
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Your Tax Dollars Hard At Work to Win the War as Soldiers Bite the Heads Off Live Chickens….
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Amy Reid is What You Want
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Freestyle Bike Failure
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Please, Be Mine, You’re All I’ve Ever Wanted
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This Bad Girls Club Shit Just Keeps Getting More Funny
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The Terminator is Watching You
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Flip Book Fun
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If There is a God, I Pray to You to Allow Me to Retire in St Barts
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Ahhh to Be Down by the River
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Eva Mendes is Pretty Much Better Then Everyone
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Because We All Need a Little Helping Hand Sometime
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Rebcecca Loose is Topless
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I Am Head Over Heels For Aria Giovanni
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We’re in a Recession, So Get a Free Mean From McDonald’s
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Here’s a Little Eyebrow Party
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One Day They Are Fighting, The Next Getting Married
More Rumors From Hollywood’s Favorite Fake Lesbian Couple
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Godzilla Versus the Netherlands
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Verne Troyer Knows How to Party
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Read These Comments About the Worst Things People Have Ever Done
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Why is the European Maxim So Amazing?
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BONUS – Drunk, Half Naked, Party Girls
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The Fake KKK from Yesterday Issue an Apology Because they are Pussies…

On a Side Note – Bill O’Reilly and Dennis Miller Tell Jay-Z and Young Jeezy Their Time is Up as Being Inspiration to Black People Because Someone With Substance Has Stepped Up.

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2009

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The economic crisis has finally hit close to home, sure I am broker than shit and was happy to hear about the fall of the rich and powerful because I figured finally I’d have common ground with people who aren’t homeless, but it’s finally affected the site. Today I got notice that the one person advertising on the site is pulling their shit off because of “budget cuts”. I am trying to convince them not to go, because I pretty much need them to survive so if they do in fact leave, I will flame the fuck out of them as much as I can before the servers behind the site get turned off because they aren’t getting paid. I won’t give up easy, but I will give up.

If you or anyone you know do advertising sales or advertise online, it would be a good time to hit me up, because shit’s getting pretty fucking desperate. I may have to eat my wife’s flesh to survive, at least it will last about 10 years, she’s packing lots of meat.

The other news on the site is that I sold my soul to the paparazzi because I was tired of being threatened with law suits, knowing I didn’t have the right to host pics, so you’ll see an ad appear on the images, it’s a small price to pay for me to keep the site up, and I don’t think it’ll suck too hard for you, but if it does, let me know and I’ll go back to putting my ass on the line for your enjoyment you fucking asshole.

In the meantime, I will still be here as long as I can and here are my stepLINKS.

Help make me Survive Another Day while making yourself cum all over your belly….With Sluts Who Know Their Place in Life
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The Only Thing Brooke Hogan Has Going For Her is Those Fake Tits
And Even Those Don’t Help That Much
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Dolce and Gabbana Want Us to Think Scarlette Johansson is Marilyn Monroe
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Kate Hudson Sure Knows Her Best Angles
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The Hot Office Live Bikini Cam!!
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Shock Talk Horror Directors Do Comedy?
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Daft Punk Versus Adam Freeland Obama Tribute Video
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Bree Olsen is My Best Favorite Friend Who Gets Naked…And Makes herself Cum….
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Stay at Home Dad Workout
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Looks Like Lohan’s Been Sniffing Some Kind of Drug….Told Ya So…Bitch is So Unstable She Contacts Me When She’s Fucked Up…Apologies in Advance for the Source.
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The Scariest Show on the Internet
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Some People Just Shouldn’t Be Hugged
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Striptease of the Day
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The Devil Wears….
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Sophie Howard Sex Confessions
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Reese Whitherspoon is Really Letting Middle Age Get the Best of Her
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An Autobiography of Britney Spears is Not an Autobiography I Want to Read or Even One She Wrote Because She is Retarded.
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Lily Allen is Another Ridiculous Outfit Which Is Probably a Cry
For Help Cause She Aborted the Only Child She May Ever Have
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Jennifer Lopez Needs Cut Out This Diva Shit Once and For All
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Jaime Pressly Gallery
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Fun With Latex Body Paint
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Make Momma Proud Darling!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Construction Site Amusement Park
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Milli Jay is Wet and Wild
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A River Bank Beauty
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Mr. Motivator is Just Way Too Much
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Who’s Hungry?
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Who Knew Frisbees Would Be Fatal?
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Paris Hilton Hates Her New BFF. I Am SHOCKED
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Penis Painter Makes Art I Can Understand
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Amy Winehouse is Actually Not So Bad When Shes NOt Being a Disgusting Crack Head
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Sweaty Tennis Crotch
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Imogen Bailey is in Her Panties
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Yurizan at the Beach
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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Throwback
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Porn Industry Hotness
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Hack Your Snack Machine at Work
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Layla Louise Will Pick You Up
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The Cheif Justice Doesn’t Even Know the Constitution
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Brody Jenner Likes Pornstars
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Jealousy Makes People Eat People….
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Paris Hilton May Have ANother Sex Tape…Great.
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Hot Webcam Dance…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…

Some Random Porn and Dirtiness that Helped Make Photobucket a Huge Company
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Some Asian AMateur Lookin’ Porn….
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Sluts in Bikinis Getting Very Close To Each Other
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BONUS: Mariah Carey’s Best Tit Shots (PICS)

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Here’s Some Fake KKK Kids Reviewing the Inauguration…

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2009

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I just dropped my last cigar in a shit filled toilet and I really was in the mood to smoke it and that pretty much sucks. I tried fishing it out with a toothbrush and realized that even I am not that desperate.

What doesn’t suck are my links….

Some Sluts Chasing the Fame Flame….
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When My StepDaughter Dropped Out of College, She Robbed Me of
Man Handling Her College Friends
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Sandee Westgate Talks Pineapple Express
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Tyra Banks is Looking More Beat Than Your Virgin Penis
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Score With Chicks, Without the Aid of Date Rape Drugs: A Step by Step Guide
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Cock Blocking is the Worst Shit You Can Do to a Friend
But When You Get Laid As Little As You Do, Rules Go Out the Window
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Marry Me Samantha!!
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The Top Ten Trends of the 90’s That Better Stay in the 90’s, Or I Will Shoot Someone
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Sure, We All Know Freddie Mercury Was Gay, But Did You Know He Was Also Japanese?
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Is My Gay Sex Loving Son Gay?
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More Porn Than Ever I Know What to Do With
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Striptease of the Day
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God Damn, All Hell is Breaking Loose At the Screenings of Notorious
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Kerry Katona is Both Topless and Showing Off Her Camel Toe
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Julia Roberts Will SHUT YOU DOWN!
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Marisa Miller is All I Have Ever Wanted
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I’d Like to Put My Milk All Over Christie Brinkley’s Mouth
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Halle Berry is Still Got It
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Penny Cruz Gallery
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French Striptease Classes FTW!
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because That Girl Your Holding Captive May Just Escape Soon
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Stripper Pole Accidents Make Me Smile
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Don’t Let the Door Hit Your Ass on the Way Out, Bush
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Taya Parker Takes It All Off
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The Breast Game Show EVER
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Man, Those South Koreans Really Know Good Cookins
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Gotta Love the Self Shots
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Because If You Don’t Have a Girlfriend By Now, There’s Just No Hope
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Now Here’s a Fat Bitch Who Really Reps Her Country
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Michella Cruz Should Really Wrap Those Legs Around My Fat Mid-Section
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Pussy Play in Public
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A Taco Bell Wedding
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Paris Hilton Gets More Delusional By the Day
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Get Sex Today, Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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Camila Alves is Hot Enough That The Fact She Ruined Her Vagina With a Baby is Forgiveable
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Jennifer and Stephanie Are in the Panties
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Build Yourself a Miniture Airplane
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Wanna Barf?’ Here’s What Madonna Looks Like Un-Photoshopped
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Martha Stewart Broke Up a Lesbian Orgy in Prison
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Joaqu9in Phoenix is Going Completely Fucking Insane and I Love It
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Meet Ninja Cat
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Girl Gets Publically Jizzed On. Classy
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It’s About Fucking Time. Amy Poehler is Getting Her Own TV Show
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Leave It To Hollywood to Ruin Everything Amazing
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Arab Porn
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Big, Ethnic, New York Tits…
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