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2009

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I was sitting on a chair at a coffee shop earlier today and I swung my arm back, just as a girl was walking by and I ended up giving her the hardest cunt punch of all time, I am talking a cunt punch Chris Brown would respect, and when I told her I was sorry, she told me it wasn’t a big deal, she barely felt anything. Now I don’t know what was going on by my arm was fucking killing me so either I am a pussy or her pussy is dead.

Speaking of pussy, it’s the night before Valentine’s Day, all the single ladies won’t be waiting for you to put a ring on it, unless you mean put you’re dick in it. It is serious fucking business for horny dudes everywhere, cuz bitches feel inadequate and will lower themselves to sleep with you but just for tonight, so take advantage and slaughter that shit like Jason with his machete, because it is Friday the 13th after all and pussy is much better when it’s too sore to run away…

Here are my links….

I Know You’re Friday Night Won’t Be Half As Interesting As Mine
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Aubrey O’Day Gets Her Slut on With Hef
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10 Most Racist Moments on TV
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A Homemade Rocky Movie is Better Than The Real One
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Some Girl FUcking a Baseball Bat Cuz It is the American National Sport and She’s Keeping it Real By Treating Her Pussy Like the Whore it Is.
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Tracy Jordan is Amazing
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Amanda Bynes is Gift Wrapped Just For You
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Halle Berry May Have Ruined Her Vagina With a Baby, But she’s Still Okay With Me
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A Very Lucid Stimulous Package
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If Jaime Pressly Put a Bag Over Her Head, I Would Totally Fuck Her
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Just Plain Sexy
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Some Kid That Looks Like He’s Five Made a Baby Over in Britain
(seriously, Check This Out)
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The Octo-mom Wrote Angelina Jolie a Letter
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Hunting Amy Winehouse Video
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Striptease of the Day
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Pam Anderson Really is Trailer Trash
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I can’t Get Enough of This Aishwarya Rai
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Apparently Chris Brown Has Been Kicking Rhianna’s Ass For Awhile Now
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lohan and Ronson Are Wasting Away
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Jana Jordan is Doing Laundry
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Biggest Deep Throat I’ve Ever Seen
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Britney Spears Makes a Fool Out of PEREZ HILTON for her Tour…AMAZING…This Guy is a Talentless Hack Holding the Fuck On While Being Laughed at By All, No Amount of Money in the World Would Make Me Do What He Does….
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Some Bartender Sluts….
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Hot Chicks Naked Sky Dive
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Lexi Belle And Her Little Friend
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Tourist Fights Back
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Eve Laurence is Busty
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The Gladiator Death Battle!s
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Why Hello Kate Bosworth!
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Nella and Zafira Are All Over Each Other
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How About a Mini Me?
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Meet Tori Praver
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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So THAT’S How Love Works!
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Secrets From the Carnies!
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Amy Reid does it Again
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Kristin Kreuk Is Sexy
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Tijuana Prostie Beatdown
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Cars Take Over the World, 1 Light Switch At a Time
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Show Your Tits or Die
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As If Gossip Girl Isn’t Bad Enough
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Not Again You Fucking Assholes
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G is for GANGSTA
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Some Vegas Bikini Whores…
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BONUS – stepCONTEST of the Day

Here’s a stepCONTEST I am not getting gaid to promote, but figured some of you may like the prize, so I am doing it for you….

This is an HBO Show called EASTBOUND AND DOWN contest…..here’s a clip….

The prize is:


Entourage 4th Season
Flight of the Concords 1st Season
Little Britain USA 1st Season

Email Me Nudes or Something I’ll Like and I’ll Decide who wins……info(at)drunkenstepfather.com

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2009

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s something fascinating. I was trying to get into my stats on my site and typed in anayltics.goog.com . I messed up the URL but was fascinated by what I found, not that I was that surprised with the desperation that went into this, her biological clock is ticking after all…Try it.

So I was in a car with a friend of mine and we saw a cleaning crew carrying a shop vac, so I rolled down the window and screamed “Your Vacuum Sucks”, thinking my bad joke would go over well and people would get it. Instead, no one laughed or appreciated the best bad joke of the day.

Enough of that, here are my links…

Now This is How You Pole Dance…Holla!
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Weird Valentine’s Day Cartoon….
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Cyber Sex is the Closest Thing to Real Sex a Virgin Like You Will Ever Get
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Everyday that Goes By I Hate Shanae Grimes Just a Little Bit More
And Her 9021-ORANGE Tan May Have Just Pushed Me Over The Edge
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DON’T EAT THE WINGS AT HOOTERS
(SERIOUSLY, THIS IS DISGUSTING)
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Because I Am Still Laughing At Christian Bale
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Living On A Continent On Brooklyn Deckers Ass Would Pretty Much Be Heaven on Earth
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This Octobabie Bitch Gets MOre Disgusting By the Day, By Both Her Actions and The Way She Looks
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I Love Bigots As Much As The Next Person, But Since He’s a Cartoon, It’s Okay
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Who Doesn’t Love a High Five Now and Again?
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Fetish: The 10 Hottest Bald Head Chicks
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Being Woken Up by Fake Gunshots Is Even Worse Then Being Woken
Up By Real Ones In My Opinion
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Oprah is Dead
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This New Bitch on American Idol is Kind of a Dog and Despite That,
Or Maybe Even Because of It, I Totally Want to Give it To Her
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Jazz Will Make Your Penis Want to Dance
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Self Shot Sluts
(Say That 3 Times Fast)
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Tatiana Del Toro Will Make You Want to Stick a Hot Curling Iron In Your Ear and Open It
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George Clooney May Well Get Tortured and/or Beheaded in Pakistan
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michael Jackson Most Probably Has a Flesh Eating Disease.
Maybe He Can Get Some Skin Grafts From All The Kids He’s Molested
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Linday Lohan Pretty Much Looks Like an Upside Down Mop.
I Miss Her Big Tits, Don’t YOu?
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Danica Patrick is in Sports Illustrated
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The Sham-Wow Dude Methhead vs The Oxy Clean Homo Would Be a Death Match I Would Pay to See
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My Fatass Will Throwdown With Alexa Loren on the Tennis Court Any Day
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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If Thinking ThisBody Builder Chick Makes Me Part Homo, I’m Okay With That
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Spider Man Failure
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Roxanne Will Drive You Wild
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Even a Human Garbage Disposal Like Me Would Draw the Line When It Comes to Eating 20 Live Scorpions
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Hot Lesbians Usually Have a Way of Making a Bad Day Better
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Another Ugly Grade School Teacher is Fucking One of Her Students Again
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I Mean, Who HASN’T Been So Drunk That They Can’t Even Put Their Shorts On?
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Chris Brown is SINGLE! Ladies, One at a Time, Don’t All Maul Him At Once
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Keeley Hazell Topless Has Become a Part of My Daily Routine as Passing Out in Alleys and Wanting to Kill My Wife
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I Think These Tits -May- Actually Be Real
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Miley Cyrus is Getting Sued…For $4 Billion Dollarss
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More SI Swimsuit Sluts
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Jessica Simpson Goes Further Down the Road of Stupidity
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Remember the Little Hot Chick on Fresh Prince??
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Too Much Magic Bus
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Krystal Forscutt is Making Me Think All Sorts of Dirty Shit
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Burn Some Shit Down? Why Not?!s
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Britney Continues Down Her Path Back to Whoredom
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Will Ferral Can Do No Wrong
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Some Hot Agent Provocateur Valentine’s Day VIdeo Lap Dance Amazingness
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Columbo’s Wife Losing Her Shit on a Fan….
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Can You Take Your Eyes of this Big Titty Bitch’s Moustache?
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11 Ads To Disgust or Disturb You….
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Some Cupid Viral Video For Valenties Day About the Economic Crisis….or Some Shit…
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Webcam Girl And Sex Toys
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Some Sensual Seduction Webcam Dance Weirdness
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Some Shy Teen Doing a Quick Webcam Strip
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Some Lesbian Sex Video
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A Tale of Two Pussies
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Blonde in the Bathroom
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HELP DRUNKENSTEPFATHER OUT- Vote Our Reddit Submissions UP!!!
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Some Fat Chick in Her Bikini

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2009

12

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s a good story – there’s a lesbian, I’m talking unshowered cargo pant wearing lesbian with dreads who wanders the streets around where I live. I asked her how much she makes and she said 4 dollars an hour or some shit, just panhandling by walking between cars in traffic, while she should be suckin’ dick because she’d be making at least double that amount, but since she’s a lesbian she hates penis, she can’t get into that line of work, it’s really poor planning on her part, I mean if you’re gonna live on the street, you might as well whore yourself.

Speaking of whore, it was raining today and I got rained on, but I ain’t no ho. Hip hop lied to me.

I am sure I had something better to talk about, but I am half asleep and that’s all I remember from today. Here are some links…Click Them.

What Else Do You Have Planned Tonight?
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Aubrey O’Day is Fucking Sexy
(When She Has an M.I.T Trained Group of Photo Engineers Working On Her)
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Does It ALL Hang Low?
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Antiques Roadshow 2550
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Starfish Hitler…From Hell?
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Why Does Heidi Klum Look So Fucking Ugly
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Drew Barrymore is Hot, in the Sporty/Cute/Casual Type of Way
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Rebecca Loos Brings Her Tits to FHM
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The Nine HOTTEST Sri Lanken Women
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Soccer Homos Celebrate, Which I Am Sure You Are Into, Cause You Are a Homo
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Dre is A Wet Peach
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Let’s Laugh At Hilary Clinton Together
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Striptease of the Day
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AnnaLynne McCord Shows Off Some of Her Assets
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Utterly Disgusting: Defined
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lisa Rinna Panty Upskirt Throwback
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!!!!Inglorious Bastards Trailer!!!!
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Bar Rafaeli Makes Me Want to FLY
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ALLEN IVERSON WILL SHUT YOU DOWN
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The Plot to the Chris Brown/Rhianna Drama Just Got a Little Thicker
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Salma is a Gladiator?
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Bikini Shopping Fun
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Slip and Slide Throwdown
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God Damn Melany is Fine
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Let’s Play ‘Guess What Drugs She is On’
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Grandma Fucker?
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Jeremy Lusk is Dead, and Here’s Why
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Courtney Love is Completelt Fucking Insane
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Did You Know Abi Titmuss Had a Sex Tape?
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Send Me an Angel
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Tara Reids Ten Year Spring Break Vacation May Have Finally Come to An End
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Tori Praver is My New Obesession
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Jana Jordan is Nekkids
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Outrun Bullets Like a Bad Guy
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And MORE Drama About Rhianna and Chris Brown
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The Joydick Joystick
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Eva Orner is NOt Your Typical Neighbor
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Have You Met Eva Green?
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Sasha and Pasha Get It On
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Here’s Carli Banks she has a pair of tits, so I guess it works…
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A Stimulus Package You Can Appreciate Because Porno Related
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The 10th Annual Anatomy Awards
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This is Funny – The Oregon Trail Predicts How The Hills Cast Die…
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Public Toilet Fingerbanging…
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Drunk Courtney Love and Her Hot Tits
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Jeremy Lusk and his Motorcross in a Fatal Crash in Costa Rica
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Some Sheer Lingerie in Miami
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How Not to Ruin Valentines Day
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Go Fuck Yourself
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Party Sluts with Tits and Costumes…
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2009

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS
stepLINKS of the Day

I got one message of concern because I disappeared for a solid 10 hours after I said I was going to nap, well, I ended up napping, got side tracked from this whole “let’s get healthy cuz I thought I had a heart attack shit” and drank a six pack, smoked a nice fat cigar, threw up, passed out, woke up, watched American Idol at my neighbor’s house and passed out again, only to wake up 5 minutes ago, covered in what must be piss, so I decided to go down the street, throw my shit in the dryer at the laundromat, hopefully find some stray panties to fuck or maybe some psycho insomniac with some kind of addiction or personality disorder to hang out with, but before I do, it is my duty to bring you the links, especially since I left you hanging earlier. Remember, I love you.

Here are the links…and if you are expecting something you sent in to get linked, I haven’t read my email in a solid 4 days, I will get on that tomorrow, because tomorrow’s a brand new day.

Don’t Say I Never Gave You Anything
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Did I Tell You Slama Hayeks Tits Would Save the World, Or What?
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The World’s Biggest Breasts
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William Tell Paint Ball
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A History of Bar Rafaeli’s TITS
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I Mean, Everyone Gets a Little Gas Now and Again
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Blake Lively’s Rack is Semi Okay, and The Rest of Her is Ugly and Boring
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This Snuggie Shit Just Keeps Getting Better and Better
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Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson Booty Call, I hear that shit ends in Suicide. Yay.
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Tila Tequila Shows Off Her Troll Tits
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Angel is Gorgeous son the Beach
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Who the Fuck is Amanda Marcum and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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Striptease of the Day
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You Know You Love It As Much As I Do
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Anna Friel is Almost See Through
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Katy Lohmann Panty Upskirt
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Okay This Crazy Octoplut Lady Totally Thinks She’s Angelina Jolie
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Miranda Kerr’s Legs Got Something to Say, So You SHould Listen
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Lady GaGa Continues Her Reign of Ugliness and/or Crazy and/or Attention Whoring…because no one paid attention to her when she was in high school.
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Jessica Gomes is Body Painted
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Caramel Dip + Boobs = AMAZING!
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Couple Kicked Out Of Restaurant for Having Sex – VIDEO
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Toddler Gets Taken Out Haahahaha
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Carmella Bing Has Got a Pretty Nice Pussy
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God Damn Courtney Love Gets More Disgusting by the Days
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You’re Not Getting Any Younger, Find a Girl to Fuck
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Good Times to Follow
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It’s Never To Young to Start Smoking
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Christina Milian Has Still Got It
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And That’s Why Idiots Like This Shouldn’t Have Guns
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Her Name is Jackie Degg and She is Naked
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Drunk, Wet Shirt Chicks. Nuff Said
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Hilary Duff Called Faye Dunaway Ugly. Yes, THAT Hilary Duff
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Rachel Stevens is in FHMs
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Get Sex Today Because, Well, What Else Do You Have Planned?
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God Bless Nude Beaches
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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Madeline Zima is a Bikini Model
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Steal Money Here
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Nicole Scherzinger Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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You Stay Classy, Baby, But I’ll Never Shake that Hand…
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!!BONUS!!

Some Vegas Party Girl in Her Metal Bra Weirdness is Hot…
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2009

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

An old friend of mine came to visit me in the hospital, he was actually the dude who urged me to go because he thought I might be dying. He’s a little anxious like that, but it’s ok, dude used to be ghetto like the rest of us but managed to climb out of the shit, get a job and a wife and kids and a house and all that shit doin’ the corporate thing. He’s still the same asshole, he just has different priorities I guess.

I gave him a call after I got out of the place to let him know that they said it was nothing and that I wasted 8 hours and he went on about how some assholes jacked his shit in the backseat of his luxury SUV parked outside the hospital. He lost his passport and iPod and all kinds of business documents and I really felt partially responsible, but have a feeling I know who did it, because these shifty fucking crackheads were walking the halls of the hospital, I guess trying to get presciptions or some shit, and this weird little ghetto black girl was screaming for the bathroom, while her monster lookin’ group home friends screamed back at her whether she wanted to skip the hospital and go back to her place to get some cold chicken…Ghetto Motherfuckers, if I see you on the street, I will kill you.

This is the kind of anger that makes me end up in hospitals with heart palpitations and high blood pressure and these are my links.

You Dick Won’t Get Hard Forever, Trust Me I Knows
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Madonna Sluts Its Up, If that’s Possible, You Decide….
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Guess the Celebrity Fatty
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Everything Looks a Little Different Drunk
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Naked Pics Of A Model Named Camille
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Mexican Wrestlers Bring Me Back to My Roots!
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Lucy Pinder Brings Valentine’s Day Early in Her Lingerie….
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Davic After the Dentist – THE REMIX
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Sarah Palin Sure Knows How to Strut in Those Hooker Boots
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I Wanna Be All Over Ann Angel
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Taos New Mexico Looks Like One Hell Of a Time
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Striptease of the Day
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Whitney Houston Was Way More Fun When She Was Smoking Crack With Bobby Brown
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You Need All the Help You Can Get
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Anna Lynne McCord Has Full Transitioned into Tranny Clown Hooker
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Adriana Lima in Some Elle Magazine See-Through Pics I would Have Posted If I Wasn’t in the Fucking Hospital All Afternoon…
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Isla Fisher Panty Upskirt on The Late Show
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Kristen Wiig As Kathy Gifford is Amazing
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Paris Hilton You Just Start Walking Around Naked Already
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Nicole Kidman Has Pretty Much Fucked Up Her Face Completely
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A Gal Who is Just Naughty By Nature
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Sophia and Melany Get Down to Business
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Porsche GT3 VERSUS Speed Bikes
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He Was a Rollerblade, So He Kind of Deserved It
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Because Going Solo is Only Good in Certain Instances
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Hemorroid Face Fight to the Death
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Isabela Will Brighten Your Day
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Let’s Watch This Magician Almost Drown, Because There is NO Such Thing As Magic
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For All You Star Wars Nerds, Which I Know There Are Many of You
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Europe Versus USA – You Be the Judge
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The Bollywood Sluts Are Really Doing It for Me Lately
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Because You Need a Way to Pass the Time Somehow
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Web Cam + Dildo = Good Times
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Fat Ass Tries to Stage Dive
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Halle Berry is Looking Good Like Always
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking Good As Aslways
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Elle McPherson Cleavage
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Pogo Sticks + Boobs = Hypnotics
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Win Money in an Oscar Pool, Then Give it To Me
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Jennifer Aniston May Be Ugly, But May She Has Got Some Great Legs
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And That’s Why You Always Use a Condom
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Courtney Love, WTF Are You Wearing?
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What Should I Eat Today?
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Here’s the Pussy Crap Dolls New Video
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The Crazy Baby Machne Lady Finally Spills The Beans
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The 47 Sexiest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models of All-Time
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Girlfriend’s Secret
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Some Dude Strikes Oil in a Girl’s Ass
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2009

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Today was a fucking headache. The older I get the harder binge drinking’s become. I spent a good part of the day and night in bed with no energy to finish this beer in my hand because I think my stomach died on me last night after eating a slice of pizza I found on the ground. I don’t like to admit that I am old, but my body’s doing a good job convincing me that I am. I also don’t remember anything from last night but know I didn’t wake up with AIDS and the strap on was still in the package, meaning it was not as successful as I’d hope. I remember part of my night being spend trying to bum money off people at an ATM machine, but don’t remember any of those people showing me their tits. I know you don’t care, but I like to keep this post as uneventful as my life lately, I didn’t even get to sexually harass any girls today and that is the one thing I truly look forward to….but here are some links.

This Could Be the Start of a Beautiful Friendship
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Salma Hayek’s Tits Are Saving the World, One Aids Baby at a Time
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What REALLY Happens During Commercial Break
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Tracy Morgan Has Something He Wants to Say
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The Hottest Celebrity Workout Tapes Ever
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A Collection of Stupid Videos is Always Good For Fun
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These Wii Worout Videos Just Keep Getting Better
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Isla Fisher is Looking Hotter By the Day
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Bending Every Which Way
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Bridget Reminds me of That Bitch Who is Paris Hilton’s Fake NEw BFF
Only Way Hotter and Naked
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Barack Obama’s Facebook Chain Letter
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Striptease of the Days
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Tony The Tiger Hates Stonerss
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Pam Anderson is Pretty Much Retarded
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kate Walsh’s Grandma Panty Upskirt
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Miranda Kerr is Legs, Baby, All Legss
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Grace Jones is Completely Fucking Insane and I Love It
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This Emily Blunt Chick is Actually Kind of Hot
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My Impotant Dick Felt a Tingle When I Found This Old Britney Spears Gallery
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Starri is Very Naughty
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Some French Bitch Flashed Mickey Rourke the Other Day
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And That’s Why You don’t Street Race
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IStalk – The Newest Iphone App
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Sophia Rossi’s Big Tits Are All Wet
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The Best Old Rock Chicks Songs
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Get the Message!
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OJ Want’s To Give You Some Advice
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Small Man Syndrome, Anyone?
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Leyla Milani is Just Too Much
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Some Hot Random Asian Chicks
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Hot Work Out Video of the Day
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The Ultimate Child Molestation Video
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Some Weird Teen Blackmails Classmates for Sex
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LA Brings the Tits
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Mirella in the Buff
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Mel B Finally Got Rid of that Fat Ass
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More Body Painted Sluts From the Superbowl Party
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Billions and Billions Served
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Body Shot Bonanza
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Karlie Montana Gets Nakeds
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Jessica is Playmate of the Month
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Tijuana Prostitute Beatdown
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Use Your Iphone 3G As a Wireless Modem
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Pussy Tongue
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Hayden Pantyairs is a Dirty Slut
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The 5 Biggest Paycheck Whores
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Web Cam Slutness
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BONUS!

The Closest Thing You’ll Come to Getting Laid Tonight
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2009

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

If you want to seduce a girl, don’t tell her you just got a strap-on and that you will keep your clothes on while she pretends you are someone else. Don’t tell her that her pussy smells like a bouquet, a bouquet of dead fish you found in the trash outside the fish store, do not tell her that you want to wear her vagina skin as a skull cap and don’t tell her that you want to see her womb from the inside out. These are mistakes I made today, trust me I’ve done worse, but today these lead me to getting no nude pictures, which is pretty much nothing new, no matter how hard I try, because girls don’t trust me, but I had other things to tell you and in drinking this 6 pack getting ready to hit the bars, I totally forgot them, so I’ll just leave you with that for now…

Now, Here are my links….see you soon, don’t wait up, I miss you already, come back, hold me. Bye.

It’s Time You Realize You’re Not Gonna Do Much Better
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Jordan And Her Giant Tits Are Whoring Out Her Retarded Son
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Cheerleader or Porn Star? You Decide!
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I Got 99 Problems….
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Jenna Von Oy’s Sluttiest Pics
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Dancing with the Loser Fucking Guidos That I Hope Get Aids From All the Sex They Have with Dirty Sluts
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Lucy Pinder is Pretty Fucking Average When Her Tits Aren’t In My Face
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MMA Meets Mike Tyson’s Punch OUt
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Get Sex the Easy Way
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Jordan’s Insane Cleavage
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A Guy Can Dream, Can’t He?
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A Tribute to Girls On All Fours
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striptease of the Day
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Jennifer Ellison Needs to Market This New Line of Bras
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Lucy Clarkson Topless Throwbacks
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I Will Never, Ever Tire of Fucked Up Shit From Japan
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I Really Wanna Punch Dita Von Tease in the Face
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Lady Gaga Wears Another Stupid Outfit
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Do Yourself a Favor and Don’t Die a Virgin
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Natalie Portman is Hot, in Boring Kind of Way
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Doutzen Kroes Gallery
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Nude Bungee Jumping
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Hottest Nip Slip Ever
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Don’t Hassle the Hoff
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Paulina By the Rocks
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Sheila Hersey Has the Biggest Tits Ever Pretty Much
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R.I.P Mother Fucker of the Day
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It’s All Gone Cody Lanes
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BMA Failure
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Gisele is Looking Hot in a Bikini
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Watch Porn Here
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Nazis! Zombies! Run!
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More Amateur Shots Than I Know What to Do With
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Audrina Patridge Should Stop Talking and Show Us Her Tits
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Can’t Go Wrong With Amanda Bynes Legs
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Silvina and Vania Escudero Display Sisterly Love
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Taraji P. Henson is Just Plain Sexy
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Barack Obama Really Likes Pie
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Do You Have an Elf Penis?
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Mindy Vega REALLY Likes Those Lollipops
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Give an Enema!
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Bobby Brown Just Keeps Going Down the Road of Crazy
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Johnny Depp in the 3 Stooges, WTF?!
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Her Name is Cameron Richardson and SHe’s Posing Half Naked and Sexy
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What Did you Notice First the Pussy or the Pussycat
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Vanessa Hudgens is Growing a Fucking BEard
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That Huge Breasted Chick From Yesterday Crushing Melons With Her 40lbs Melons
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Some Pictures of some Howard Stern Chick Turned Radio Host Named Heidi Cortez
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Hot Threesome in a Grocery Store Parking Lot….
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A Place Where Girls Can Whine About the Dude’s They’ve Fucked Who Wronged Them
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Some Dudes Fucking a Chick With a Golf Club in this Weird video
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some GIrl and Her Vagina Meet Her Dildo
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Some Serious Cleavage in Toronto
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2009

05

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Valentines is coming up and I came across an old notebook I used to write my insanity in and came across a poem you should write in a card for your wife that I wrote.

Wife,

I love the way you cook.
I’ve accepted that you don’t look
the way you used to look
But I’m still down with your book.
And by book I mean vagina.

I don’t really love it.
It definitely smells like shit.
And doesn’t look anything like a slit.
but I am married to it.
and it’s better than jerking my dick.
but not much….

Love,

Husband

Either way, I am not giving my wife shit, she doesn’t deserve any attention, but I am giving you links so click ’em

You May Not Get Laid, But That Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Have a Little Fun
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This Whore Named Lynn is By Far The Best Thing on TV
GO

Take Your Pic: Which Athletes Wife Would YOU Fuck?
GO

How to Fight: A Step By Step Guide
(Seriously, This is Good)
GO

The 9 Hottest Australian Women
GO

Let’s Laugh At Chinese People Who Can’t Speak English Together
GO

Mel B Showing Off Her Fit Tits
GO

Ayla Sky is All Wet
GO

I Don’t Know About You
BUT I WANNA DANCE!
GO

This is Michael Phelps Brain on Drugs
GO

Kendra Wilkinson Does What She Does Best
GO

She May Be Old, But Damn Rachel Hunter Has a Nice Ass
GO

Not Sure Who Aishwarya Rai IS And That’s Fine Because I Prefer
To Not Know The Name of the Women I Stalk
GO

Mischa Barton Has Pretty Much Finished Her Transformation Into a Homeless Person
GO

This Jessica Simpson Weight Gain Thing is Getting Out of Hand
GO

Because It’s Cheaper Than Going to a Movie
GO

Business Meetings Are What You Make Them To Be
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO
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This Bill O’Reilly / Christian Bale Freak Out Battle is Amazing
GO

Melissa Wants a Midnight Snack
GO

Finally a Fashion Trend Even I Can Get Down With
GO

Fun With a Human Catapault
GO

If You Don’t Use It, You’ll Lose It
GO

Sabrina is Secductive and Sexy
GO

And That’s Why Females Shouldn’t Drive
GO

Man or Women? You Decide!
GO

We All Know a Faceplant is Good For a Laugh
GO

Miss Universe Will Rock You World
GO

Lesbians In The Shower Make Even My Limp Dick Hard
GO

There’s No Fucking Way You’re Getting Laid Tonight, Don’t Lie
GO

How About I Roundhouse Kick You in the FACE?!
GO

Rachel Bilson is Just Too Perfect
GO

Celebrity Legs Sex Offs
GO

And This is Pretty Much the Best Invention Ever Made
GO

Monica Belucci is Topless
GO

Lenka’s Lips Are Rad
GO

Beat the Stuffed Animal Crane Game!! No Shit!
GO

Jude Law is a Cross Dressing Homo
GO

Here’s Some More Mac Propaganda For You Nerds Out There
GO

Water Melon Fucker!
GO

I Would Totally Bang Mary Kate Olsen
(With a Bag Over Her Head)
GO

Zombies Attack!!
GO

Obama’s Reality Show
GO

Upskirt Video AWesomeness
GO

The 10 Funniest Celebrity Farts Caught on Camera
GO

Here are the World’s Most Disgusting Fake Tits
GO

The Hottest Slut on Model Mayhem….I am Guessing a Product of Lots of Positive Reinforcement
GO

Some Kid High After Dental Surgery Made me Laugh….
GO

BONUS – IT’s World Nude Day
GO

Some Old Jews Telling Jokes
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Vagina
GO

Sluts
GO

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2009

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Not to beat a dead horse with my dick or anything, but I am still very excited about this strap-on, but in talking to my new best friend on facebook, I realized something.

This one sex toy company is the only people who ever send me anything, I always assumed it was to review their product, but realized that last month they sent me a prostate massager and now they’ve sent me a strap on. I think they are telling me to fuck myself in some weird sex toy company passive aggressive way. I still think I’ve come out on top.

Here are my links….

Why Waste Time With a Slut Who Won’t Put Out?
GO

Don’t Lie, Loser, You Know You Would Hit That All Day
GO

Denise Milani and Her Fucking Retarded TIts
GO

What’s Your Secret Method?
GO

Olivia Munn is Cumming
GO

Beer Bottle Dominoes is Amazing
GO

Celebuslut Cartoon Fun
GO

Debbie Does Hooker Boots
GO

Peta Pretty Much Disgusts Me More Than Anything, And That Is Not an Easy Feat
GO

Let’s Rejoice of Memories Past When Jessica Alba Was Fucking Smokin’ Hot
GO

Cheyenne Tozzi May be Dead in the Near Future, So Let’s ENjoy Her in a Bikini
For Most Probably the Last Time
GO

Jodie Marsh: Tit Inspector
GO

Drew Barrymore Hotness
GO

How Else Are You Gonna Meet Your Future Wife?s
GO

Jesus, When Did Emma Watson Get So Sexy
GO

Gwenyth Paltrow, WTF Are You Wearing?
GO

Abigail Clancy Photoshoot
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
Lookin’ Reeeeeeal Good
GO

Jaime Pressly is a Workout Slut
GO

Shay Laren /camo Beauty
GO

How About Some Sex in the Kitchen?
GO

Fast Food Nut Shot
GO

Laura Lee is a Lasy in Red
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

This Kid is Totally Highs
GO

Because You Gotta Pass the Time Somehow
GO

Desperately Random Internet Imagery
GO

Wrestlng Epic Fail
GO

Alessandra Ambrosio May Have Ruined Her Vagina, But Man, Her Body Looks Bangin’
GO

Tori Spelling is Pretty Much Disgusting
GO

Redneck Monkey Bar Mouth Hang
GO

Lingerie Bedroom Slut Strips Down
GO

Call Me a Homo, Because Blind Items Bring Out My Inner Gays
GO

WTf Happened to Jordana Brewster?
GO

Shay Laren in the Mirror
GO

AHHHHHHH MEGAN FOXXX!
GO

The Great British Boobs of 2009
GO

Make Your Own USB Battery
GO

Cassie Dzienny is Your Quinessential Girl Next Door
GO

What’s Wrong With This Picture
GO

Chocolate Surprise
GO

I call This the Superbowel Destroyer…
GO

70s Sock Ad Doing the American Apparel
GO

10 Playmates You Probably Don’t Want to Fuck
GO

Alien 4 is Better than Sex
GO

Some Teacher Tricks Her Student Into Banging Her Disgusting Pussy. If She Was Hot, This WOuld Be a Moment of Jealousy…Instead, It’s Just Sick.
GO

One of Harvey Levin’s (The Dude Who Runs TMZ) Parties….
GO

!!!BONUs!!!

Because I Know Those Lawyer Fees From Your Stalker Trial Are Adding Up, Get a Bitch Who’s Not Sedated..
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Professional and Naked Picture Collection
GO

Some Ethnic Erotica
GO

More Ethnic Erotica….
GO

Some Party Girl Naked in Bed
GO

What the fuck is going on in Vegas?
GO

Bonus – One of the Worst Strip Videos on Youtube

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2009

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was walking my dog and he jumps up on some random woman and starts sniffing her vagina. I apologize while smiling to myself and she tells me that it’s okay because she smells like a dog. Now, I don’t know what to do, do I pull out my dick and start masturbating, or do I look at her with disgust thinking about what she did to herself or to someone’s pet to get her vagina to smell like fucking dog.

Here are my stepLINKS for the day….

Because I Know We Share Common Interests
GO

Jesus is a Among Those He Deems Worthy
GO

This Will Make Your Days Better
GO

Shakira: Hoe or Housewife?
GO

Monica Will Make You Melt
GO

Barack Obama Thinks Jessica Simpson is Fat, And He’s Right
GO

Your Mom’s Kama Sutra?
GO

Amanda Could Put Smile in the Saddest of Men
GO

Bart Simpson Wants You To Become a Scientologist – AUDIO
GO

Charlize Theron Pokies on the Beach
GO

Bar Rafaeli May Be a Bomb
GO

Pam Anderson Needs to Get a Fucking Clue
GO

The Shannon Twins Are Body Painted
GO

Because Sex Isn’t The Same When You Don’t Have a Female There
GO

Lohan is Oh So Dirty
GO

Britney Spears is Delusional
GO

Butter Floor Prank
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Mandarin Mai is Lovely
GO

Anna is Showering
GO

Shyla’s Got Big Ol’ Tits
GO

Some Idiot and His New Stupid Sport
GO

Michael Phelps is Sorry He Got Caught Smoking Weed
GO

Tricycle Jump Fun
GO

Jessica Alba Mom Ass
GO

Satisfy Your Every Urge Here
GO

Prison Break Fail
GO

Dance Dale Dance!s
GO

Three Words for Erykah Badu: TOO MUCH INFO!
GO

Today, in Lesbian Fantasy
GO

Danielle Lloyd is Nude
GO

Tera Patrick in the Pink
GO

DIY Hologramss
GO

Lohan’s Sense of Entitlement is Pretty Disgusting
GO

Elisha Cuthbert Stunt Tits
GO

Indian Girl Marries a Dog…
GO

Abby Elliot Does a Great Angelina Jolie
GO

Sorry, But Even I Like a Cute Kitty Moment Now and Again
GO

Flirty Girl Fitness
GO

Maybe Terminator 4 Won’t suck So Bad After All
GO

Kinky Kinky Asain
GO

Casey Carleson is a Slut
GO

Redneck Rant on the Bailout
GO

Some of the Best Price is Right Pussy and I’m Not Talking About Drew Carey’s Asshole
GO

Some Body Painted Girls in Video for the Superbowl
GO

Another List of 100 Hot Sluts
GO

Some Isreali Model in Her Bikini Lookin’ Good Video
GO

The 10 Hottest Girl on Girl Kiss Scenes on TV
GO

Young Hot and Naked in the Shower Amateur
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Old TIts
GO

Some Chick in Her Bra
GO

Hot Tits on Drunk Slits
GO

Meatiest Pussy Ever
GO

BONUS:

Because Seeing is Believing
GO

Another Bonus…..

Olivia Munn Jumps into a Giant Pie in a French Maid Outfit….
GO

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