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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2009

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got drunk, otherwise I would have put these up yesterday, but noon rolled around and I figured I needed to go on a bit of bender since it had been at least a week since my last one, so I started off soft, you know a couple of beers in the park, but it lead to me not really remember much of anything that happened, other than scaring a few girls, touching a few girls inappropriately and even bringing some random girl home with me who my wife wasn’t too impressed by, but fuck her, she always ruins my fun.

Now I hate people who tell drunk and high stories, like they’re living some crazy life that everyone is missing out on. I just want to make it clear that I am not that guy, my nights out drinking aren’t awesome and outrageous that I can’t believe happened, because I can hardly even remember them. They are just self destructive, because I have trouble saying no and because I am a wounded bird, mend me.

I just have nothing else to say. But I do have stepLINKS.

That Shamwow Meth Head Beat The Shit Out Of Some Prostitute
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Jessica Alba’s Hottest Pics
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Being A Home Alone Virgin Doesn’t Have to Be So Lonely
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Does Anyone Else Love Mega Man As Much As I Do?
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Iron Man Versus Bruce Lee
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Apparently Fat Dippin’ Is All The Rage
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A Movie With Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise Would Make Me Want to Stab My Eyes Out
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fergie is Going Bald or Some Shit
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Will Arnett is Funny As Shit and I Don’t Know Why He Isn’t More Famous
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Lizzy is Lovely
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Wales Looks Like Quite the Vacation Spot
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Striptease of the Day
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John Mayer Can Take His Twitter and Shove It Up His Ass
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Audrina Patridge’s New Denim Campaign REALLY Makes Me Want to Go Out and Buy a Pair of Jeans
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The Sluts on Dancing With the Stars Are Dropping Like Flies
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Louise Redknapp is Kind of See Through See Through
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Katie Holmes is Back to Looking Completely Disgusting Again
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Like Paris Could Actually Settle Down With One Penis
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Carmen Electra’s Playboy Cover Shoot – VIDEO
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Jenni Gregg is Washing Her Car
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Padma Lakshmi Makes Sex With a Cheeseburger
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Mascott Takes Off a Cheerleaders Top
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Zusana’s Tits Are Out There
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ana Beatriz Barros. Nuff Said
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Some Well Oiled Boobs
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If This is a Joke, They Are Funny
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A Little Beyonce is Usually Easy On the Eyes, Except That There is No Such Thing As a Little Beyonce
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Some Vintage Dita Von Tease
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Madonna Dumped Jesus, I Only Hope She is Now Dating a 12 Year Old
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Good Grief Khloe Kardashian is Scary
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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40 Celebs Caught Picking Their Noses….
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Economic Crisis Making More Girls Turn To Taking Off Their Clothes…
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20 Amateur Hot Girls
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Cheerleaders of the 2009 NCAA Sweet 16
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Audrey Bitoni is Oh So Sexy
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Amateur Heaven
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Smell Like a Dirty Yet Glamorous Tranny
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And That’s What You Get, You Emo Fuck
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Double Decker Taco
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Why Does Kelly Clarkson Keep Telling Us She Is NOT a Lesbian?
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Some Celebrity Underwear Auction
http://popbytes.com/archive/2009/03/celebrity_underwear_now_up_for_auction.shtml

The Most Popular Shows in America Will Make You Want to Blow Your Head Off
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Go Fuck Yourself
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Ass/Tit/Panty/Black Boyfriend Shots
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Some Asian in Some Professional Bush Pictures
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


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2009

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

This Mischa Barton date hasn’t worked out too well. Seems like she’s a bit of a snob. I guess I didn’t really try to stalk her hard enough, I mean that would require leaving my shitty house and I don’t think I’m down for that, but if anyone of you are her Publicist, let her know we can film a sex tape or something, a really bad bad sex tape, oh right…her publicist dropped her…oh well…at least I’ll always have my stepLINKS…..and here they are….


You’re As Big An Animal As I Am
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Holy Shit!! Little Alfie is NOT the Father!
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Why is British Television so Amazing
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The Top Ten Toys From the 80’s
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Jaime Hammer Looks Good in Stripes
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A World Without an Asshole Gordan Ramsey Is Not a World I Want to Live In
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It’s So Good, You’ll Forget They Are in Bikinis!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tera Has Tits to Die Fors
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Rebecca Simonsson is the Swedish Girl We All Fantasize About.
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Striptease of the Day
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Diddy Only Likes Light Skinned Broads Cause He is Racist
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Natalie Portman May Well Be Fucking Spicoli
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German Maxim Loves the Old Britney Spears
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And THERE’S a Catherine Zeta Jones Panty Flash
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Call Me Crazy, But For Once Audrina Patridge Isn’t Making Me Want to Puke
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For Fuck Sakes Pam Anderson, Put a Bag Over Your Fucking Head
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Scarlett Johansson is Getting SKinnier By the Day
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I Love You Allessandra Ambrosio
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Lap Dance on a Dating Show – VIDEO
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And That’s What Happens When You Get Caught Cheating
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Madonna is Buying Another Baby
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Bree Lynn in the Great Outdoors
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Vicky Blows is in Loadeds
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I Wanna Be All Over Zeina Heart
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Being High Grant is Pretty Amazing
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Rachel Stevens Gallery
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Brianna Frost Pierced
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Something Smells Fishy in Jersey
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Who is Christina Stefanidi?
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I Wanna Grab Nina Roxannes Pig Tails
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Ray J Sure Does Love Him a Cougar
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No Shit, It’s a Fucking CLOAKING DEVICE
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Maybe Being a Cop Isn’t All Bad
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Heather Plays With Herself
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Katrina Darell is Just Plain Slutty
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Maybe Jaime Lynn Spears Sin’t Completely Retarded
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Ang Lee (Yes THAT Ang Lee) is Directing a Comedy, and Apparently its Hilarious
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Some Hot Interview With Superstar Pornstar Sasha Grey
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Hottest Student Bodies 2009: The 50 Best Colleges Ranked By Looks
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Some Dirty Orgnaic Food Viral….
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Amputee Hooker – Nice….
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BONUS VIDEO – 101 Sex Positions from Some FHM Sluts….

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….Even Though It’s Not Workin Out So Well for Me…But Nothing Ever Really Does…


Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not drunk, but I should be. I blocked some woman on Twitter today, not because she’s stalking me, I encourage people stalking me, but they never do, because I suck at life, but that’s not the point, she kept whining at me about how I am not funny, and to try harder and shit like that, and by the third day, I didn’t really need her repetitive shit because it bores me and because I already know that I am not funny. If I was funny, I’d be doing stand up, I’d be writing for TV, I’d be doing anything but running a blog no one reads, so I don’t need fat old ladies telling me what’s wrong with my comedy, since what I do isn’t comedy, it’s just mean.

Anyway, I know people hate people who talk abotu twitter like there’s nothing else going on in the world, but I figure no one wants to hear the story about the girl in a skirt, who was wearing panties and who was sitting on a bench, but her fully pussy exposed because I guess shit got pulled to the side and she didn’t realize it, but I did, because I love vagina. Mainly because every vagina is different and has it’s own story about where it has been and what it’s been up to, what it’s accomplished and what it is scared of and what it enjoys and moments like that happen too rarely in my life and here is something that happend daily….my stepLINKS…check em out and I’m going to go get drunk….like I should be.

The Best Women in the World Do What You Tell Them Without Making You Respect Them…
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Octocrazy Used to Shake Her Money Maker for Perverts Row
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Stand Up Phone Sex!
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The 9 Hottest Japanese Women
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Who Doesn’t Love a Sexy Secretary
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Why Hello There Blake Lively’s Nipples
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Sexy Chicks Make Golf Kinf of Awesome
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Dungeons and Dragons Dating Game
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Put a Bag Over Your Head Sweetheart – Striptease of the Day
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Dre Wants to Show You Her Gallery
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Pharell Williams is Most Probably High and Really Wants a Big Mac
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Lindsay Lohan Is Delusional or Maybe Just Really High
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Kim Kardashian’s Photoshopped Ass
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Juliette Lewis Thinks She is Better Than Metallica
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Because Having Your Mom As The Only Women is Your Life Is Pretty Sad
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Milla Jovovich is Showing Off in the Bathroom
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Hilary Duff Looks Kind of Bangable for Once
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I Wonder What Else Kate Moss Pierced Other Than Her Ears
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Lingerie Catwalk Fashion Show
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You Say You Don’t Need Help, I Say You Are Still A Virgin and You’re Lying
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Lenka Gaborova Enjoys some Milk
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Fucking With Google Earth Seems Like a Good Way to Spend Your Time
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Model Masterbates in Public – VIDEO
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19 Year Old Loves the Fucking Machine
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The Best Thing to Do With a Trans-Am is Potentially Destroy It
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With Tits Like That, She Should Be Proud
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Guy Ritchie Pretty Much Has the Best Life Ever
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Jennifer Aniston’s Bikini Throwback
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Her Bunny Slippers Distract From Her Big Ol’ Tits
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Scarlett Johansson is Way Better When She Shes Off Her Great Cleavage
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Jewel is Looking Bangable at the TV Guide Party
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Heather Shows Off Her Piercing
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Anna Nicole Smiths Big Tits And Ass Just Can’t Rest in Peace
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Let the Cat Out of the Bag!
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She Stole My KFC, Now I’m Going to Kill a Bitch!
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Apparently Jim Carrey is Really Good at Gay Sex
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No One This Hot Would Ever Play Hilary Clinton in a Movie
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What’s That String Sticking Out There?
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Iron Man Producer Needs a Sexy Girl to Walk His Dog
http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2009/03/25/unemployed-iron-man-producer-needs-sexy-girl-to-walk-dog/

Understand Rap.
http://www.understandrap.com/

50 Funniest Vaniety Plates
http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=THE-50-FUNNIEST-VANITY-PLATES-OF-ALL-TIME.html&Itemid=1

Miley’s Creepy Fan at the 1:13 Mark…
http://www.maddencowboy.com/2009/03/miley-cyrus-book-signing-in-new-york.html

The Sexiest Hipster Sluts of SXSW
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911 Call of the Day…

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….Even Though It’s Not Workin Out So Well for Me…But Nothing Ever Really Does…


Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I just went to the weirdest restaurant in some back alley, the windows were covered with shower curtains so that people inside could smoke cigarettes and weed and the chef and owner, who was obsessed with Cuba, drunker than me, and who could hardly formulate a sentence but was talking some shit about how we are all scared, life is supposed to be simple, Cuba is simple and the whores only cost 25 dollars, then he pulled out his photo albums, since he’s been going there 12 years, and I snapped off these pictures…badly….

Here are my links…

If I Can’t Afford the Tuesday Night Movie, You Probably Can’t Either
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Lohan’s Busted Bum….per
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It’s Possible to Love Teddy Bears To Much, You Should Knoe
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Close Ups Of Kourtney Kardashian’s Tits
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Vin Diesel Huffs Helium and It’s Pretty Awesome – VIDEO
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Nicole Richie Looks Bangable Most Def
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Abigail Clancy Opens Up and Says Ahhh
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More Fun With the Shamwow Meth Head – VIDEO
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Bob Ross is a Happy Little Painter, Just Don’t Piss Him Off
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Because the Internet is Only Good For One Thing
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Caitlin is the Kind of Red Head I Love
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My Son Has a Penis Problems
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Striptease of the Day
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Now That’s a Vending Machine I Am Down With
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Madonna is Too Much of a Whore to Adopt Another Black Baby
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Holly Madison is Posessed By the Devils
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Bond Babe Gemma Arterton Control Pants Upskirt
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Audrina Patridge is an Idiot, But Man She’s Got a Sweet Ass
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The Octocrazy Fired All Her Nannies
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Kimmy Strips Down
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How Else Are You Planning On DOing IT?
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Watch These Idiots Blow Up a House With a Cannon, Because They Are Morons
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Marry Me Jayme Langford
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Jesikah Maximus Has an Ass Like No Others
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I Do NOT Free Base Cocaine!
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Nothing Says Love Like Committing Yourself to a Life of Disease
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Christina Ricci Bikini Niceness
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Mariek Goes Nude in Public
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Avril Lavigne Got Pretty Shitfaceds
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Gisele Gets Her Versace On
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Armenia Loves the Great Outdoors
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Flashback: Elisha Cuthbert – Maxim Magazine Photoshoot
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Bryci Will Make You Feel Good About Life
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Fez is Most Probably Sticking His Peen in Rhianna
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That’s a Dildo NOT to Buy
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Some Hottie Needs a Hubby – Desperate.
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Here’s that crazy FedEx Plane Crash Video You’ve All Seen….

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….Because I Spend Too Much Time on Twitter….


I need 100,000 followers and will cry / Suicide if I don ‘t get there…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this funny email….

We request an immediate removal of your blog on Lesa Amoore posted last September in which you have made slanderous profane remarks, and have illegally posted photos that are copyright protected.
 
If you had spent any time on what you call her “fan” page, you’d realize that it is about her work as a photographer and a writer, not her modeling career- although achieving enough success to be on Vogue covers internationally in a highly competitive career is not something to be discounted.
 
On a personal note, that one could become so aggressively bitter over a polite note sent in response to a “friend” request on a social networking site, makes me truly sorry for your mother:  it must be incredibly disappointing for her to know that she raised a son that has no respect whatsoever for women, mothers, or himself, and has nothing better to do with his time than to create negativity in this world.
 

I have no idea what they are talking about or who this Lesa chick is, September was a long time ago, and real models and celebs don’t bother me, so her level of success is obviously questionable, like I reported but this was my response.

My mother is dead

On a personal note, I love how some useless cunt tries to threaten me to remove copyright material (my fucking writing) but feels the need to inject her personal opinion at the same time, like her opinion fucking matters. It’s just like a cunt who doesn’t know her place in the world, who probably should have never have been given access to a fucking computer, but who is probably ugly, because otherwise she’d occupy her time in a better way, and wouldn’t annoy people like me with her cunt opinion for calling some slut a slut because she uses her pussy to pay the fucking bills.

That’s what modeling is sweetheart and the real question is what Lesa’s mom thinks about her whore daughter prostituting herself, or is she just living out what momma taught her.

Here are my links….

Was Your Day As Fucking Shit As Mine Was? Relax a Little
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Kate Moss May Be a Selfish Bitch, But I’d Still Bang Her
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He’s a ScatMANSON!!
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I Would Most Def Bang Jessica Stroup and So Would You
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Is Keri Hilson a Ho or a Housewife?
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Everyone Needs a Cock Shot!!
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Reece Witherspoon Does Her Best to Pretend She’s Not Middle Aged, and Fails
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Yes, Jesus, Son of God, is a Moron
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Gabriela’s Gallery Makes a Bad Day Better
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Because The Duck Tape That Holds Your Blow Up Doll Together Won’t Hold That Much Longer
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Celebrities Riding Invisible Bicycles is Pretty Amazing
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Striptease of the Day
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Kanye West Has Some Brand New Jack Off Material
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Here’s Some Photos Of Joss Stone Making Out With Another Broad
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The On Kardashian Sister That Doesn’t Make ME Want to Puke
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How About a Britney Spears Camel Toe?
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Nicole Richie is a Wannbe Lady Gaga
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Next Time Katie Price Does a Photoshoot With Ponies, One of Them Better Be Fucking Her
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Lohan Pretty Much Pissed Away All Her Millions
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Eva Longwhoria is All Tied Up
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Introducing Beckie
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Guy Takes Out Sunbathing Girl With a Bucket of Shit – VIDEO
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And That’s What Happens When You Have Idiots For Friends
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Adriana is Getting Ready for Bed
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Find The True Love You Have Been Looking For, And By True Love, I Mean Pussy
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Daft Punk + Disney
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Why Emos Are Retarded
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Cindy CRawford is Pretty Much Naked
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Eva Mendes Lingerie
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Some Amateur Lezzies
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Lauren Conrad Pretty Much Sucks At Everything
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Bask in the Glory of Amanda Bynes Ass Cheeks
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Hanna Hilton Takes Off Her Lingerie
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This Jessica Simpson/Joe Simpson Father/Daught Molestation Relationship is Getting Fucking Weird
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Jane Goody is Dead
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David Letterman Just Ruine His Perfect Life
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A Collection of Banned Family Guy Clips
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It’s Official!!! MEGAN FOX AND DAVID 90210 ARE OVER!!
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Does Anyone Still Watch the Simpsons?
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The 5 Lamest Drinking Games Ever
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Jesus Fucking Christ! White Kids!!
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The Man A-Rod Was Fucking
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The 10 Worst Before they were Famous Commercials
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The Best Medical Condition to Marry – Sexsomniac
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Bonus – Some Brazilian Jungle Drums….

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….Because I Spend Too Much Time on Twitter….


I need 100,000 followers and will cry / Suicide if I don ‘t get there…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I just woke up and don’t know where the fuck I am….I just know it is 3 pm and I am not at home. I don’t know how I got here or where I spent my night. I hope it comes to me because I hate when this happens….
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I got recognition from Steve Buscemi on Twitter. Now I hate a lot of things. Steve Buscemi is not one of those things. He is someone who I have liked in every movie he’s done, from the Adam Sandler bullshit to the more obscure shit, so if that’s the real deal Buscemi, it means a lot to me to get that internet love and told I have a cool blog. It is more rewarding than being blocked by Demi Moore and Diddy, ignored by Ashton Kutcher and every other celebrity on twitter, and even better than checking my mail and finding Ryan Seacrest’s dirty panties I ordered off some dirty panty site.

Anyway, enough of that here are my links….


Salma Hayek’s Hottest Pics Ever
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Lohan Does a Commercial For Zellers That Really Isn’t Zellers
But May As Well Be Cause Its a Complete Piece of Shit – VIDEO
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They Are My Kind of Women, and By My Kind of Women, I Mean They Have Vaginas
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Is It Wrong to Have Lesbian Sex Fantasies about Penelope and Monica Cruz?
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Hottest College Girl ’09
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Sluts in Bikinis Can Pretty Much Sell Anything
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Getting Laid Has Never Been Easier
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I’d Like to Pump Vanessa Hudgens
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Human Toilet is Scary as Shit
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Courtney Cox Really is a Cougar
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The Sham Wow Meth Head Goe Fucking Insane
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Ariel Brings Out My Adoration for Red Heads
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The World’s Worst Comedian Is Funny For All The Wrong Reasons
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Striptease of the Day
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Because You Can’t Be Mommy’s Special Little Guy Forever
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Hayden Pantyairs is About to Deep Throat
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Michelle Obama Better Move Over, Cause The First Lady of Cameroon Is As Bangable As She Is
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Everyone is Mad Cause Obama Made Fun of Retards, but Personally I Think It’s Pretty Funny
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How About Lady Gaga’s Nipple?
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Madonna Broke Things Off with Jesus, I’m Guessing Cause Of His Age
Maybe She Will Start Dating Adopted Child, Woody Allen Style
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There Was a Bunch of Free Money on the Highway in San Diego Today
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It’s Going to Be Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
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Anetta Keys Enjoys Come Coffee And Cream
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Bikini Clad Security Guard
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A Drunk Chick Falling is a Good Precursor to All Things Friday Night
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Meggan Mallone Plays Coy
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Every Guy Needs a Good Wingman
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Beach Butts Make Me Smile
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Bob Barker Should Have Been a Porn Star
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Cai Ling Topless Photoshoot
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SKinny Blone Does a Show
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If Ed Westwick is Tired of the Gay Rumors, Then Maybe He Should Stop Being Gay
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A Bunch of Sluts From Zoo Magazine
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Pretty Much the Best For Sale Ad Ever
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49 Sexy Sluts in Stockings
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Jaime Graham is a Playboy Babe
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Train Passenger Goes Apeshit – Video
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When Fisting Goes Wrong
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Dance With Your Pants Off
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Pauly Shore is Not Dead
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Patience is a Virtue
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The Original Sex Doll
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360 Pound Guy Raped By an Old Woman With Big Tits
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Top 10 Kidnapper Vans
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Some Beach Volleyball Cheerleaders….
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


I need 100,000 followers and will cry if I don ‘t get there…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I wrote about this on twitter, but I’ll bring it back here because I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was walking my dog, walked into a store to get beer, the bitch yells at me, like I just gave her fucking AIDs or some shit so I keep walking, then 3 gangsters are filing into some sketchy jacked up gangster call, look at me and one of them calls me a fucking faggot. I think he was hitting on me. Gay Gangstas.

Here are my links.

You Say You Can’t Get Laid, I Say You Haven’t Explored Every Option
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Madonna and Gwenyth Paltrow Take the Tattered Vaginas Out on the Town
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The Batman Logo Revolution is Probably Of Interest at a Loser Like You
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The Hottest Girls Of Battlestar Galactica
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The Japanese Want to Be Ready for the ZOMBIE INVASON!
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Let’s Play Musical Chairs!
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Giorgia Palmas Shows Off Her Pro Lingerie Body
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Tell Me, What Isn’t Good About a Chick Firing a Gun
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Girl on Girl Action is the Kiss of Death…Let’s Hope That Holds True for Katy Perry
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Lisa Rinna is Desperately Trying to Get on TV
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Melissa Take It All Off
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Hey, It’s Better Than Smelling Like Shit, Right?
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This is a ridiculous viral video…
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The 2009 Douchebag Tournament – Place Your Votes Now
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Poor Liam Neeson and Family Returning Home…
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Rhianna Most Probably Has a Sex Tape
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I Love the Human Toilet
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Nicole Scherziner Thing’s She Is Hindu or Some Shit
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Noel Gallagher’s Ex Wife’s Disguting Panty Hose Upskirt
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Is This Jason Momoa & Lisa Bonet or Just a Couple os Homeless People
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Some Topless Greek Chick…
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Buy Your Child the Ocopussy Toy
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Everybody Hates Kristen Stewart
(Scroll Down For Video)
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Jordana Brewser Gallery
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Terkas Tits Make Her Curvey
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You Have To Kill Those Hours In Your Moms Basement Somehow
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Dancing Sluts Fight On Stage!!!
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Soccer Ref Slaps a Player. Why Didn’t He Just Give Him a Red Card
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Megan Mallone Wants to Play Shy
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TV Prank Reults in Therapy, No Biggie
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Dani & Alaura LEZ IT UP
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10 Sexiest Victoria’s Secret Ads of All Time
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Miley Cyrus Will Kill Your Family
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Michelle Bass Amazing Cleavage
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Two Lesbians Fill Their Asses With Dildos
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Hot Fake Tits USed to Sell Bullshit Product
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I Can Think of a Private Gig I’d Like to Invite Leona Lewis To
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Jamie Chung is In Maxim
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Some Alicia Silverstone Fall
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Chelina Manuhutu Will Make Your Bad Day Better
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Soda Super Hero
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Dinner is Served, and By Dinner, I Mean Pussy
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Swan Wedding Attack
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Edita Bent is a Stewardess I’d Like to Bend Over
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Who Knew Leighton Meister and Blake Lively COuld Look So Trashy? I LOVE IT!
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8 Million Dollars for Britney’s Bio is 8 Million Dollars Too Much
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Scarlett Johansson is a Stcuk Up Bitch
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Some Stupid Vegas Tits
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


I need 100,000 followers, my life depends on it, tell your friends. Save me.

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

When people die, even if I am not happy they died, we do a thing called R.I.P. Motherfucker.

It’s hard now because I feel close to the death, since I was walking on the same cobble stone path as Natasha Richaradson was on Sunday, and even had a smoke outside her hotel she was staying at, without knowing she was there, but I feel like we had a connection and I should have jumped in there and told her “baby, don’t take that run, don’t take that lesson tomorrow, it’s gonna be bad”, but I didn’t.

So in a lot of ways, I killed Natasha Richardson by not listening to my inner psychic voice that said “some celebrity you’ve never really heard of is going to die here tomorrow”, instead I just thought I was losing my shit again and went for a beer amongst faggot skiers and their faggot wives.

So I just wanted to clear up rumors that Lohan killed her on the set of Parentrap, it just took a couple years to manifest and take the fall for Lohan on this one and I guess clear up rumors that there won’t be that Parentrap remake lohan’s been banking on, you know since it was the height of her career…but I hear Mike Lohan is still a fucking asshole….

You know, 45 is too young to die and I feel bad for her kids who will grow up without a mother and a husband who just lost the mother of his kids and to a woman who lost a life that she had many more years to do good in. So Good luck, Good night, and Good speed. Seriously, I’m gonna be bouncing off the walls all night…

PS – The header pic is Lady Gaga when she was an electro club act before going mainstream. I like her chubby little masculine fingers, they look like a real hit in the gay bathhouses she would have her after parties at.

Put a Slut Through College, And Be Happy You’re Helping the Future
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Octocrazy Opens Up Her House of Pussy to the World
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This Burger Grease Art is Making Me Hungry
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The 9 Hottest Irish Women
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Okay, Okay Here’s a Good St Patty’s Throwback a Day Late
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Remember Caprice? You Should
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I Knew Spider Man was Gay, I Fucking KNEW It
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House Arrest With Andy Dick
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Anne Angel is Pure Sex
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It’s Not My Responsibility to Get You Laid, But I Can Sure Try
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Is It Possible to Catch an STD From a Dog?
You Tell Me
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Ring of Fire My Ass
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Don’t Kid Yourself, No One Like a Virgin
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Striptease of the Day
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Can Someone Please Just Shoot Me in the Head Right Fucking Now?
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You Know the Economy is Bad When Playboy Starts Recycling Pics Spreads
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Natalie Imbruglia Upskirt
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Drew Barrymore WTF Are You Wearing?
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Want to Kill Britney Spears
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Julia Roberts is a Bitch
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Sleeper Sleeper Cells
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Melissa Midwest is Taking a Bath
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LeAnn Rimes is Cheating On Her Gay Husband
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Titty Bounce Hypnosis
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Fuck You and Your Hummer
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Women Just Can’t Park Cars
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Shawna Less is As Good As It Gets
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Pizza Delivery FAIL
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For Sale, Great Deal
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Brutal Gymnastics Accident
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Some Bikinis For a Cloudy Day, And By Cloudy Day, I Mean Shitfest That is My Life
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Nell McAndrew is Topless
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Miss Belgian Alizée Poulicek is in Trouble and It’s Cause of These Photos
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Sarah Jessica Parker is So Fucking Ugly Man
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This Slut From American Idol is Kind of Bangable
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Mellissa At the Bridge
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The Slut Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Slut (In Law) Tree
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Sesame Street Breaks Down Bernie Madoffs Ponzie Scheme
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Family Photo To Remembers
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For All Those Assholes Out There Who Think Their Votes Mean Something
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Edgar Frog is Back?!
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Isabel is Playing
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Some Dude Punched his Mom in the Face After Getting Caught Jerking Off
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Some Whores Being Whores
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The Guido Face NEver Changes
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2009

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It is St Patrick’s Day, and despite hating celebrations, festive people, holidays, or pretty much any group activity, because I am a miserable cynic, people are out getting drunk and crazy and I’m not, which is about to change now, because for once I don’t have to get drunk alone and that’s something to take advantage of, even if all the people you’re drinking with are ugly chicks and assholes wearing green acting like cunts.

Here are some links to keep you entertained….

Pretend to Fuck These Chicks Because Fantasy is almost real when you’re a lonely psycho…
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Guy Ritchie is Putting His Penis Somewhere Proper For a Change
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Hugh Jackman Was on a TV Show From Japan, And You Can Only Imagine What Happened
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Close Up Of Katy Perry’s Tits
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Danielle Lloyd and Her Polka Dot Tits
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Full Frontal Firing
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Obama’s Puppy is a Terrorist!!
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Facedown/Assup University
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Okay, This is the Weirdest Fucking Thing I Saw All Day
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Striptease of the Day
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How to Kill a Penis in Under 30 Seconds
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DJ AM’s Sense of Entitlement is Ridiculous
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Brooke Hogan Works The Pole
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Monica Cruz Panty Upskirt
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Six Angy Models…
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Eliza Dushku is My Tuesday Fantasy
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For Fuck Sakes Michael Jackson Wants to Get More Plastic surgery?
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Ahhhh, So Prince Harry IS a Homo
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Anna Faris Video Shoot for GQ
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There is No Fucking Way Carson Daly is Not on Drugs
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Suni Leone and Aria Giovanni Get It On
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Hey You Dirty Slut, There’s Something Hanging Out of Your Pussy
(No This Isn;t the Britney Video)
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Gun Shooting 101
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Sandi is All You Desire
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Lotion + Boobs
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How About Some Puma Suede?
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A Hand Bra is the Best Bra of All
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Hair Growth Experiment
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Diane Kruger Hotness
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Pink is a Topless Man
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Cathy Is To Die For
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Kulia Roberts is Looking Bangable Lately
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Aubrey O’Day Whoredom
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Ahhh To Be in the Russian Airforce
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FUCK THIS RETARD….
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Stephanie Strong is a Playboy Hottie
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Lieschen Botes is Definitely a Babe I Would Stick My Penis Into
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Tupac’s Mom Is Coming Out Swinging!
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Now That’s a Nice Gape!
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Hot Half Naked Girls
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2009

16

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said too much today, whether here, or on Twitter, or to that old lady who tried to pet my dog and I asked if she’d let me grab her tit in exchange, or to that young girl at the coffee shop who looked at me in disgust after catching me grabbing my dick trying to stare down her shirt, but that didn’t really involve talking as much as it involved looking, the point is that now it’s time to give love to other hard workin’ websites out there, not to say I am hard working, and go about livin’ my life like I was Rihanna, you know answering Craigslist Casual Encounters, Tonight I’m letting some guy eat my shit right out of my asshole, all so I can bring better shit to you tomorrow, the things I do for you..

So Here are my links…

Mondays Don’t Have to Make You Want to Shoot Yourself in the Face
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Mary Kate Olsen Looks Like a Bangable Corpse
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The Japanese Spin On Things Changes EVerything
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Hot Photos Of Watchmen Star Malin Akerman
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The XBOX Commericial Microsoft Doesn’t Want You To See
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Japanese Bikini Techno Chick
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Air Band Hero, Because There’s No Way Your Talented Enough to Play a Real Instrument
Or Probably Even a Video Game For That Matter
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Meet the Creeps: How a Wierdo Like You Can Possibly Get Laid
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Nikki is Wearing Nothing But a Tie
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Elin Nordegren is All Sorts of Sexy
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Striptease of the Days
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There Was a Riot At the America’s Next Top Model Auditions
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Jesus Christ Shauna Sand is Disgusting
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tara Reid Doesn’t Look Like a COmplete Haggard Mess For Once
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Nicole Scherzinger See Through Dress
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Some Scientology Sluts
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Eva Bikini Shots
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Jolie Blonde or Jolie Black?
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Megan Fox Takes Most of It Off
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Veronika Simon is Nude
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Provided That Keep It Cheesy As Shit, This May Actually Be Awesome
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Cute Girls Cat Fight
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Failure on the Monkey Bars
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Lindsay Lohan Sells Shits
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Beach Book Goodness
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Awesome Time Lapse
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More Proof Lohan is Off the Weekend
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Eva LongWHOREia Tight Ass
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Cathy’s Tits Are Perfect
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I Can Think Of A Lot of Dudes That Would Bang Emma Watson
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Stick Your Face In Her Tits Dude!!
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Rebecca Was In Penthouse
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Jesus Christ Is Jessica Simpson Retarded?
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Jessica Alba’s Baby Looks As Mean As She Does
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Because South Park is So Amazing
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Oops My Asshole Fell Out
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Lady GaGa Was a Stripper
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SHOWDOWN!!!!
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The Lovely Jana Cova
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Cam Whore Comedy
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How To Keep an Idiot Busy….
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A Whole Lot of Half Naked Party Sluts and Their Tits
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BONUS – SOME INSANE DANCE HALL SHIT…..

I love dancehall parties, it’s crazy sex simulation, with heads in buckets, half naked, covered in fucking mud, crazy fucking shit, you gotta watch this….Seriously….

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