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2008

04

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a feeling that McCain is going to win, despite probably not being the best choice and all the preliminary polls, I am convinced America won’t allow a revolutionary into office, even if America wants a revolutionary in office. I can only assume that it’s the CIA moving in a switching all the votes over, riggin’ that shit proper, because it just won’t make sense if he does win, but I guess it just means that the US Government has a stronger hand in making decisions than your are lead to believe. Communists who don’t know they are communists are worse than actual communists….

On a side note, I was just downtown or what this city considers downtown and people were chanting Obama, which annoyed the fuck out of me because they do not live in the US, and have no business jumpin’ on their shit, but I guess that just shows what impact this dude has on the rest of the world, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t piss me off.

Here are my links, they are communist too, all equally amazing, so click on them fucks and watch your country fall apart at the seam, or see how long it takes before “Lee Harvey Oswald” shows up at Obama’s Eggnog-eral speech…mmmm egg nog….Christmas is comin’ afterall…

I guess the real issue in these hard times is what the fuck the girl in the header pic was thinking when she took this picture….seriously….no, I don’t want you, stop lookin’ at me like that, whore.

PS – This CNN Hologram shit is not working out so well for me, it’s freaking me the fuck out in a big way….


Down the Stairs You Go
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I Hate Carrie Underwood More Than Anyone, But I She’s Got a Point There
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Victoria Beckham is a Freak…
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Jessica Biel Regrets Getting Naked, So Let’s Look At the Pics and Regret It with Her
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Mel Brown Cleavage and Upskirt
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Vida Guerra Makes My Mouth Water
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Salami Fighting Association
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The Best Moments in Nikki Cox’s Tits
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I Don’t Speak Italian, I Have No Idea What’s Going On Here, And This is The Best Video Ever
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Vickie Beckham Wears Black Leather
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Toddler Sarah Palin
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Drown You Election Day Sorrows In Virtual Pussy
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Nothing Like a Fat Lady Dancing
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Kill Time Before the Election Results Are in With Porn
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Okay These Ads Scare the Shit Our of Me
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Lucia Dvorska Gets Down in Lingerie
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I Wanna Motorboat Carli Banks
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Dirty Dirty Girl
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Selita Ebanks Should Just Take Her Dress Right Off
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Angelina Jolie Is Just a Punk Kid With Tattoos….And a Movie Star Career….And Millions on Dollars
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I’ve Made Getting Laid Almost As Easy As Jerking Off
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If Tila Tequila and The Mac Kid Have Babies, I Am Going to Barf
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Quick Stop Mishap
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Touch My Body
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Striptease of the Day
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Vending Machine Karate Kid
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Criminal Masterminds of the Internet
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Babe Takes aStage Dive
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Celebrate Election Day By Getting Laid
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Hannah is Wide Open
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Tera Patrick Hosts Some Party
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Why is Russian TV So Amazing?
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A Ray of Sunshine on Your Cloudy Day
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Love Election Results Online Here
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Heather’s Tits are Flawless
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Hayden Panty Airs is a Cyborg or Something
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Don’t Forget To Get Your Free Shit After You Vote Today
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Hilary Duff in Cheetah Print
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Make the Most Disgusting Stink Bombs Ever
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When Fat Bitches Collide
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Her Name is Barbara Meier, She’s a Model and Her Tit Tape Didn’t Work so Well on the Runway…But She Keeps a Straight Face…While The Weird Dude In the Back Got a Boner and These Pics Were Taken…
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Creepy Mary Kate Olsen Montage..
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My Wife’s Fantasy Topping She Asked For Xmas that Made me Laugh..
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Some Picture of Some Trashy Lingerie Party in L.A.
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Some Irish Page 3 Girl With Crazy Tits
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Some Girl, Her Pubes and Her Flower
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Sarah Palin Pantyhose Screencaps
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Some Crazy Fuckin’ Cleavage and Fake TIts in Vegas…
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Some Terry Richardson Nude Pics of Some MTV People
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I signed up to Twitter, It’s a Disaster, Kinda Useless, But if You Use It, Follow Me….
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2008

04

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am all worn out with this whole election thing, actually I am not really phased by your bullshit election that is polluting my day and everything I read and I am just tired from drinking too hard all weekend, trying to pretend I wasn’t surrounded by total cunts, but that abuse made me lazy in throwing these links together, it also made me lazy in responding to someone who wanted to advertise on the site by telling them to stop spamming me.

It could have been my huge break and I fucked it up, maybe I’m self destructive, maybe I just don’t want success, and writing this post to go with my links pretty much proves that, at least you can look at the picture of the girl windexing her friend’s tit, because it is weird and click on the links because they will take you far away from this shitty site…..that I call my own……

Whoose Boobs? Obama Edition
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Bruno Says No to Prop 8!!
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YOU CAN WIN!
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How About Some Lara Croft?
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Jessica Simpson’s Hot Tits is Cursed
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Panty Upskirt
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The New Bond Chick is More Then Fit
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Now That’s An Informercial
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How To Get Laid By A Girl You Meet While Voting
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Your Evening Porn Break
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Blonde Hottie Ali Melted All My Cares Away
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Natasha Henstridge Will Make Your Monday Better
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Kate Winslet is Looking Way Hotter Than When She Was in That Piece of Shit Titanic
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Tenni Bed Mishap
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Because I Know You’re Suffering Slut Withdrawls After This Weekend
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Don’t Look Behind!!
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Sarah Shahi Can Do No Wrong
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Lindsay Marie Twist or Treat
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because One Girl to Fuck Is Better Than No Girl To Fuck
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Yellow Ball Babe
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Paris Hilton is Still Mad at Rick Solomanc io
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Sienna Miller Needs to Find a New Married Guy to Hang Out With
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Car Wash Idiot
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Here’s Some More About the Slut Who is Auctioning Off Her Virginity
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s a Bunch of Fake Trailers for Tropic Thunder
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Costumes 2008!!
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Nasty Disgusting Slut Takes a Shit on the Street
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Georgia Jones is Delicious
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Because I Know You Need a Helping Hand That Isn’t You own
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Shauna Sand Works it Out in Hollywood Corner
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Sofi Rides a Motorcycle
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Joaquin Phoenix Must Be Dyslexic or Something
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Robert Downney JR, Fire Crotch
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Spaghetti Cat Continues Hi Internet Reign
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If You’re Gonna Go Out in a Coffin, That’s the Way to Go
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Samuel L Jackson’s Titanic Screentest
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Halloween the Movie – Deleted Scenes
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Celebrity Boxing to End All Celebrity Boxing
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Sandra Shine is Truly a Solo Artist
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Jennifer Walcott Has the Hottest Halloween Costume
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Here’s a gallery of some Model Who is going to Jail…
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Unsexiest Celebrity Magazine covers of All Time
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This 22 Year Old Sex Nerd is Auctioning Off Her Virginity…I fell like I’ve Already Written About her…
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Worst Election Ads Ever
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Porn Star Toilet Prank
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Tentacle Porn Freaks Me the Fuck Out
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Bonus – Because your broke ass needs money
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2008

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I almost fought a girl last night. She was a short dumpy bitch who was probably in her early 20s wearing some pink costume. She was in hysterics because either she’s fucking crazy or on her period and was in line behind me at a store. She started bumpin me thinking it would make the line move faster and at first I kinda liked it. It was nice to feel another girl against my body, when I was just going out to get some potatoes for dinner, but then she got more and more aggressive, to the point where I almost lost my balance, I turned around to see what the fuck was going on because up until that point I thought I was getting a boner. It turns out confronting a crazy bitch is the wrong thing to do when they are already pushing and swearing and acting crazy in a fucking pink costume. She ended up throwing three or for bunches to my chest, neck and head and then stormed through the line pushing over an old lady and just being full nuts and then she ran out the door, but if she wasn’t so quick and strong, I would have totally broken her nose for being a cunt….and would blame it on Halloween saying I was dressed like a woman beater.

Happy Halloween, dress like an asshole, try to get some Halloween whores pregnant even though they won’t acknowledge your presence, cuz trouble, kidnap kids for jokes, put razor blades in apples and hand that shit out, and do all the other things people do on the sluttiest night of the year….

Because Even the Sluttiest of Sluts Out Tonight Won’t Go Near You
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And I Thought My Costume Was Scary
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WWWWWWWWWWWWipe out!
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Danielle Lloyd and Some of Her Friends Flashing They Cunts
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Kendra Wilkonson Slums is Up is a Basment That May Very Well Be a Crack Den
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It Really Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Keeley Hazel’s Costume
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Serene Gibson Topless Video Shoot Throwback
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Porn Resource
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I Can’t Get Enough of This Little Guy
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I Just Can’t Get Enough of Marisa Miller
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Bulimia/Anorexia/Drug Addiction is Paying Off for Lohans Body
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The Sexist Vampire Girls of Halloween
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Jessica Alba Throwback Bikini Pics With Ass Crack…
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P-Diddy Sure Knows How to Throw a Party
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Let’s Watch Bill Cosby Plummet Into Insanity
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Shopping Cat Mayhem
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When Did School Get This Amazing?
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Uhhhhh I Don’t Even Know What to Say About This
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I Wanna BE All Over Kylie Minogue
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I Guess Jessica Simpson Can Kiss That Oscar Goodbye
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Babies Don’t Like Farts Either
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Rachel Roxx Gallery
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Amateur Lesbian Collection
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Hanson is MAD
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Good Luck Trying to Get Travis Barker on a Plane Again
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Van + Jet Engine = Amazing
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Striptease of the Day
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Elderly Face Plant Makes Face Plants That Much Better
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kate Hudson is Over and Done With…I Fancied She Was Done When She Got Knocked Up Years Ago, But Only Now Will the Rest of the World Believe me…
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BRAAAAAAAAAINNNSSSS!!!
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Teenagers Caught Fucking in the Bathroom
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Potato in the Ass
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Well, I Know Where I Wanna Retire Finally
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April Scott Obviously Doesn’t Know What Halloween is About
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Halloween Sluts and Fun
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Britney Spears Pumpkin Booger
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Mena Suvari Looks Like a Toddler
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The Diagnosis Is In
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Angel Dark is Having a Bad Day
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McCain is Going Down Fast
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That’s What You Get You Fucking Hippy
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Dance Like Michael Jackson
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The Worst Porno Ever Made
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Join My Facebook Page Cuz It’s All Those Fuckers are Letting Me Have as they Try to Monetize the Site and Eliminate People Using Their Personal Profiles To Promote Their Websites….Fascistsbook…ironically owned by a Jew…..
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SOME PRE-HALLOWEEN DRINKING LINKS ADDED FOR YOU TO CLICK….

Beyonce – Upskirt – At Boutique Opening Event In Tokyo
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Top 5 Sarah Palin Moments of the Campaign
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Miss Pakistan is hot When She Takes Her Dot Off and Puts her Bikini On
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SONG OF THE YEAR
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8 Albums Joaquin Phoenix Should Have Listened To Before Announcing His Retirement From Acting
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Top 10 Celebrities Who Don’t Need a Mask This Halloween
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Sexy Halloween Costume Warehouse Commercial……..Very Fucking Strange…
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ROGUE COLLECTORS PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Black Girl is Naked
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KKK ENDORSES OBAMA

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2008

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS
stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email:

Hey Asshole,

Your website isn’t too bad, but I think your a fucking loser. And, that “your so gay” joke is not your joke, dick. You stole it from ’40 year-old virgin’, and it’s just pathetic to be so unoriginal, and play it off as your own material. I’m sure you don’t read these e-mails, but in case you do………. your so gay. That’s the whole joke.

My response, whatever. I am insulted that I unknowingly ripped off a Judd Apatow movie, that’s pretty much worse than death to me, because I hate his unfunny shit, but I guess it happens. I don’t intentionally go out there and steal other people’s shit, I guess it just happens without me knowing.

I guess it’s impossible to fully not be influenced by the media even when you don’t read, watch TV or Movies, and despite never seeing 40 Year Old virgin, I guess I am on some higher level telepathically channeling their you’re so gay jokes and for that, I apologize. I would never want to subject my reader to that kind of fluffy crap that the dude who called me out on this shit probably jerks off to, making him not someone I care to impress…

But I would want to subject you to a whole lot of links…enjoy.

On a side note, I just saw what looked like a chewed up cigar on the ground and thought the dog had gotten into my stash of half smoked cigars, and after picking it up, I realized that I was holding one of his shits. Good fuckin’ times.

Joe The Plumber’s 15 Minutes of Fame May Not Be Up Quite Yet
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Fun With the Trendmill
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Abigail Clancy Makes ME Want to Stuff Her Like a Turkey and it’s Not Even Thanksgiving….
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Sophie Monk is an Attention Whore
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Carole Bouquet Topless
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Blake Lively is a School Girl
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Orange Orange Smile!
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Sexy Teacher Strips for Students CRAZY Video
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Hot First Ladies Who Don’t Blow Like Monica Lewinsky
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This Is How Philly Celebrates A World Championship
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Lohan is Wasting Away
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25 Most Awesome Horror Kills
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Tits For Obama
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Don’t Forget the Parking Brake
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Web Slut Sanctuary
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Photoshop Contests!!
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Obama Girl Robocalls
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Sandra Shine is a Glamour Girl
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Corey Haim is Getting Married
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Some Wrestling chick Looks Like a Goonie
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Pictures from a Trashy Fucking Wedding
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Paper Boy!!
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Lady is the Boss
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Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood Are Still Fighting Over Who is Fatter
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Who Knew Beyonce Was so Flexible?
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Striptease of the Day
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Body Board Wipe Out
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Misfortune Cookie
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Don’t Worry Darling, Hillbillies Scare the Shit Out Of Me Too
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Halloween Came Early for Jacko
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Hannah Sextacular
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Alessandra Ambrosio Looks Hot As Ever in Workout Clothes
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Ennie Wearing Icing Sugar
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Here’s the Hottest Girl Ever Whose Name I Can’t Pronounce and I Don’t Care Cause It Doesn’t Matter
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Weapon Found in Hudson Case and Balfour Says He’s Innocent
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Top 10 Halloween Costumes for your Gay Kid
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Mya Nicole is in Striped Socks
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Robot Does Mambo Number 5
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You Are NOT The Father!!
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Courtenay Semel Beats Up a Security Guard Like a Good Dyke all Because He has a Penis
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Beat the Stuffed Animal Crane Game
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Analyzing the Gape
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PANTY SLIP IN VEGAS…
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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2008

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am at my neighbor’s house. Obama just took over all of his channels….this is probably going to work against him. America wants their TVs back….they have a limited time to enjoy them before the bank repossesses them, not that I think it’s a bad idea, but I am sure the republicans and people on the fence do. Give them their Wheel of Fortune back motherfuckers!!

I still think this dude is one of the coolest motherfuckers out there, I am hypnotized, his voice is like a hot jacuzzi, or a long massage, just want to cuddle up under a blanket and fall asleep to the lullaby that is is speech…and you can’t deny that no matter how racist y’are.

His biggest mistake was talking policy, people don’t want to hear all these numbers, he should have turned this into an Extreme Home Makeover, where they build one massive house for everyone who had to give their house back to the bank to live in….

How can you not vote for this dude, you people are fucking crazy.

Here are my links

Interview with the Mother of the Asshole Who Killed off 4 Tons of Jennifer Hudson’s Family….
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Playboy’s School of Rock
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WWE Girls Dressed Up Like Sluts of Halloween…
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Britney Spears Comeback You Say? Not So Fast…
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Hayden Airs Out Her Thong
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If The WWE Divas Wanted to Shock Us on Halloween, They Would Cover the Fuck Up
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Role Models Canada Trailer
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9 People Who Kill the Mood During Sex
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Because I Know You’ve Exhausted All Your Resources
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JOhn Mayer Needs to Just Shut his Mouth Once and For All
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Jordan is Disgusting
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Who Would You Rather – The Halloween Edition
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She Forgot Something, But I Can’t Put My Finger On It…
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Who’s the Hottest Real World Girl?
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We Know You’re Both Lying When You Say You Get Laid All the Time Anyways
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Ninjas Protest Pirate Festival
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Marty McMetal
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Urban Touchdown!!
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Benny Hill Throwback
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Katrin is the Housewife Of Your Dreams
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Because You Just Can’t Get Enough
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It’s All How You Frame It
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What Goes Around Comes Around Angelina Jolie…
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Jennifer Aniston’s Head Just Exploded
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Striptease of the Day
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Okay, SO Now They Are Getting Married…
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What Celebrity Sex Doll Do You Want to Fuck
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This Girl Spent 1.4 Million Dollars to Be a Barbie Doll
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Hollywood Hotties Killed in Horror Movies
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Kevin Smith Addressing His Movie Being Banned in America By Conservatives
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Duct Tape Bikini Calendar Pics
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US Political American Cheese
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Some Model Named Tiah Eckhardt Showing Her Tits
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Olsen Twins Signing a Book
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I Swear I Think Cops Just Tase People For the Fun Of It
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Sex Gets Better Everytime, Especially If You Start Doing It with Someone Else
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Sexy Teen Murder Lake
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Time Travel? Hmmm
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Ahhh to Be Young and Drunk Again
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Dream Homes?
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Jessica Simpson Is Hanging Out With a New Hot Piece
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God I Love Italian TV
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Hanna Hilton is Bout It
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JOw Francis Doesn’t Like Sam Ronson…
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Downsize!! We’re in a Recession, Afterall
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Whatever Eva Mendes Does, It’s Working
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Seth Macfarlene is Amazing
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Japanese Tug of War
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Make a Shot Gun Wound for Halloween!
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2 Girls One Sink
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl’s Vagina
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A Couple Girls You Could Fuck All You Need is Bottle Service…
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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2008

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been working on a new concept. You know how Jeff Foxworthy has his redneck jokes, like you may be a redneck if your sister is sucking your dick as you read this, not that you know how to read, or have teeth, but the people who are, think you may just be a redneck if you’re sister is sucking your dick, even though I just think that’s strategic blowjob because she’s got a vagina and lives under the same roof, so I guess I may be a redneck, but I don’t have a sister, so maybe that’s why it’s easy for me to say that, but none of that’s really the point.

The point is that I decided to do my own kind of joke, it’s called “Your so gay”….and I am thinking about realeasing a book on them. Here’s my first one.

You’re so gay, you robbed a women’s lingerie store, in hopes of going to prison so that you could get raped in the shower by other prisoners, while wearing a pair of panties you stole. Yes, that’s how gay you are.

That was a disaster, here are my links…..

Sluts Who Dont Need a Costumes to Be Sluts
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Sexy Britney Spears Workout Porn
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The Top Ten Most Agonizing Ways to Die
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Jessica Biel Channels Her Inner Gay and By Gay I Mean Testicles….
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Nadine Vasquez is My Kind of Women
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Freddie Mac Talks Recession
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Alexis Lopez is a Latina Who’s Taco I’d Eat No Matter How Meaty It Was….
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Kabbalah Hates Madonna and So Do I
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Another Girls Aloud Upskirt
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Angelina Jolie Can Do No Wrong
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Jessica Alba’s peachy little ass shaking in Sin City Throwback…..
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My My My, What an Ass
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Halloeen Safety Tips with Jack O Lantern
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Don’t Ask Questions You Already Know the Answers to Lauren Conrad
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Gas Station Rage
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tom Cruise Lives Out his Fantasy
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Through the Donut Hole!!
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The Final Countdown
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IHOP Fist Fights
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I Love You Charlize Theron
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Celeste Star Makes Good Use of the Dining Room
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Whores in Training
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I Don’t Wanna Be Harsh or Anything, But I Think Bill Cosby is About to Die or Some Shit
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Poor Little Rich Girl’s Feeling the Economic Crisis
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Sucker Punch!
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Dita Von Tease, I Hate You
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striptease of the Day
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Hmmmm Train Love
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Mash Your Stache
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Iraqi Convoy Stripdown
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lewd Behavior
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Flavios Briattore’s Sex Toy
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Bookstore Kiss Off
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Your Afternoon Pick Me Up
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Lauryn Hill Is Hanging Out with Martha Stewart
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Carnival Hotness
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William Balfour is Going to Jail Forever
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Brittany Nicle – Playboy Whore
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Make a Survival Fire From a Battery and a Staple
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Vicky Blows Topless Photoshoot
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Miss November from Playboy Doing Some Slutty Rockband Video
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Suicide Girl Halloween Party Pictures because I Hate the Suicide Girls
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Montreal Sluts I’ve Never Fucked….
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Vagina Workshop
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BONUS – ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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ANOTHER BONUS
Become a Fan of the Site on Facebook, I Promise To Do Something Life Changing There Eventually…..
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Some McCain Fans Making Some Crazy Statements….If you take my guns, my job or increase my taxes, I will come after you…..

And another one….


Vote for McCain Cuz Obama Stole This Guys Lunch
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2008

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am getting some hate over the Jennifer Hudson post, you racists are calling me a racist for saying it’s irresponsible to let an attempted murderer into your home and near your kids and for saying they lived pretty ghetto for being relatives of successful hollywood folk. I was just throwing the idea out there and it doesn’t really reflect race, it could happen to anyone, and it wasn’t meant to discount the horrible nature of the crime or discout how sick or sad it was. I definitely don’t wish that kind of thing on anyone of any ethnicity, not even the Arabs in Iraq that are being shot up daily, and the fact that shit like that can happen in broad daylight in a seemingly civilized, educated, rich country, is insane, so I don’t really get why you hate me over what I said and I also don’t really get why you bothered reading what I said…..

The other issue is how am I a racist, nothing was a reference to her race and for the record I am not even white. The other truth is that my wife got a black dog the other day and I still love it like it was white or beige dog so I think you’re just hating me for being Mexican and you’re the fuckin’ racist.

Also, prior to posting my possibly insensitive recount of the events that possibly ruined Jennifer Hudson’s life, I consulted my wife’s dog since he understands black issues and he gave me a bark of approval before taking a shit on my floor, so I’ll just let you all know, the post was researched and run by my team of consultants before making it on the site, so I’ll just assume that the people emailing me are plain crazy and don’t know what you are talking about.

Sure, I only got 2 emails ripping me apart for my post and I am making a big deal out of nothing, but for someone with no friends, that is a lot of email and that’s why I decided to write about this instead of the white dude I saw getting arrested today for stealing people’s recycling, because bottles and cans can make you a small fortune where I’m from….and I already wrote about the lesbian coffee house girls who were going at each other hard, like they werent in the middle of the street causing a fucking scene, even though they were, so I’m sticking with it depsite my dog telling me I shouldn’t bother interacting with assholes who come across the site and waste their time judgin’ me, because the truth is I don’t really care about what you think and that’s the reason I’m not the one emailing you in this relationship, asshole.

I am also sticking with my whole stepLINKS of the day shit, because it seems to be working….and by working I mean sending you to other sites that are better than mine and worth reading….because I’d hate for you to get stuck here since I am not very good company and definitely a horrible host. I’m the kind of guy who won’t offer you a drink, will leave you in a bathroom with no toilet paper and who would be grabbin’ at your wife in front of your face, so I guess it’s better if you head on over to some of these other people, but I guess you can come back again tomorrow, since I’ll be doing the same shit I’ve been doing the last 4 years, it’s pretty much all I know, which is sad considering I’m not all that good at it, even though you’d think with all that practice would come some improvement, but that’s just not how things work in these parts….

I should probably stop rambling and post the links now. You know what, that’s just what I’ll do.

Because I Know You Need to Start the Week Off Right
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Jennifer Aniston Whoors About Town
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Don’t Forget the Parking Break
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HOlly Madison Clearly Isn’t in the Halloween Spirit in her Girl on Her Period Costume…
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CINDY CRAWFORD IS AMAZING!!!
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Cheryl Tweedy Upskirt
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Cute Puppies Make Bad News Better
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Vanessa Hudgens: Ho Or Housewife?
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Tila Tequila’s Lesbian Birthday
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Urban Touch Down
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Anybody Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takie Practice
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Mila Kunis Ass Flash
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Please No. Please GOD No, Jessica Biel Has Balls?!
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Handi Capped Guy Kicks Kid and Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Because Sex is More Fun When There is Another Person Involved
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Lohan Still Wants Peen
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Body Check Through the Glass
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Obama Versus McCain Dance Off
This is Really Awesome
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Rock Band Homos
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Some JLO Gallery You May Be Into
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there’s No Place Like Home
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Nothing But a Belt
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Lookin’Good Sweetheart
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Rachel Bilson Dressed as a Shitty Hippy But Still Worth a Condomless Fuck and cumshot to her bush…It is the 60s Afterall
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Nichollette Sheridan Walks Down the Stret in Barely Anything At All
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Time to Hang Up the Thong
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Striptease of the Day
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Zoe Duchesne is in Lingerie
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Even Monsters Get the Munchies
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Stadium Molestation
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Because You Need All The Help You Can Get
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Weirdo Weddings
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The 13 Hottest Dead Chicks….
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13 Dead Actresses You’d Have Sex With
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HOT Voyeur VIdeo of Some Israeli Sluts
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Jessica Oils Up
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Insert Silver Spoon Joke Here
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Mischa Barton Gets a Little High
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Father of the Year
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Ball Pit Bar
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Danny Bonaduce is ready to jump in the ring once again, this time against Jose Canseco!
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Jenya in Cold Water
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Prank Your Friends By Changing Your Caller ID
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You Fucked Up My Pussy
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds:

Some Small Tits on a Fat Lookin Chick….
GO

Body Paint Halloween Costume Throwback
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Looks Like Kim Kardashian Was in Toronto At a Party
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BONUS!!

ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Another Bonus that isn’t a Bonus…

Facebook Allowed me to create a page for the site, so if you read the site and use facebook, become a fan, I figure I can do something with this when there are enough people there….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

It turns out my wife’s dog is a bit of a pussy magnet. I always heard that babies and puppies got girls to talk to you but I didn’t really believe it because I’ve never had either. Today, when walking the fucker at least 5 girls came up to me to chat, now you may not understand that this doesn’t happen to me ever, usually girls cross the street when they see me coming, but here I am being chatted up by hot 20 year olds, like I am not a creepy motherfucker. It’ll be a sad day for this dog, the day I leave him in a field somewhere to replace him with a new puppy, because I just realized him pissing on my shoes and pretty much everywhere else, is fuckin’ worth it. I am just sad that all these years I thought the “come over to see my puppy” kidnapper van shit was urban legend. What a waste of vagina…

Speaking of waste, here are my links…

Get Sex This Weekend, Because The Elementary School Playground Will Be Ghost Towns Until Monday….All in the Privacy of your Own Home…that you Don’t Plan on Leaving Anyway….
GO

Get Ready for the Cage Fight of the Century
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The Trailer For the Notorious BIG Movie
Yes, It’s Worse Than You Think
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Marisa Miller Playing Some Baseball in a Slutty Outfit….
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Cheryl Tweedy Does Her Coochie Ups and Downs
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Weng Weng The Superstar
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Paris Hilton’s My New BFF Makes Shitty TV Even Shittier
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Miss San Jose Sex Tape Throwback
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Britney Gets a Pumpkin, Ya’ll! Too bad there was no Pie…
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I Know I’m Not One to Point Fingers or Anything, But You Gotta Lose Some Fucking Weight
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Alicia Witt Gives a Hot Lap Dance
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Panty Theif!
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5 Things That Have Been Been Found in the Skin of Fat People
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Coco – Huge Camel Toe
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Probably The Meanest Prank Ever
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Lohan Career At an All Time Low
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rude Awakening, Because You Should Never Trust Your Friends
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Depress-A-Me Street
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Olivia Munn Want You to Celebrate Halloween With Her
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Jamie is Your School Girl Fantasy
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Beach Boobs Make Me Smile
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Lindsay Price Makes Friday Easier cuz She’s Worth a Fuck…..
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Marc Anthony is Trying to Run JLO’s Life
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I Think It’s Time to Check Into AA Sweetheart
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How About a Chicken Playing Pool
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Striptease of the Day
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BMX Homo Take a Spill
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My Best Friend is My Penis
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I Had Actually Just Assumed that Michael Jackson Was Dead
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Pole Dancing Pussy
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Memphis Monroe is All You Need
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Topless Blonde Really Doesn’tNeed More Explaination
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CoCo’s Camel Toe is So Big, She Must Have Orgamsms Every 5 Seconds
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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When Two Skanks Collide
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Juliette Lewis is Beat
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Seth Rogan Describes The Worst Porn He’s Ever Seen
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Harry Potter Shows His Hairy Penis in Video
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Jenna Jameson Hates Bloggers
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Some Pictures of Michael Jackson Shopping for Toys for Halloween….
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Sharpies Mean Business
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British Guard Laugh In
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Bowling With Veronica
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I Don’t Watch 2 and a Half Men, But I’m Starting to Think I Should
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Let’s Laugh at a Giant Dildo Being Removed From Someones Ass Togethers
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Do the Cash Machine Con
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Adriana Lima Throwback
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Fattest Pussy Ever
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PEEING PORN REVIEWS AND PREVIEWS

Pee Pee Babes
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Piss Hunters….
GO

Sneaky Pee
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Naked Girl in the Bath
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Some Teen Lesbian Shit…
GO

Some Fake Titty Blondie Has Her Bra Showin….
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Also…..

ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
GO

WATCH PARIS HILTON’S BFF’S RE-ENACT 2 GIRLS, 1 CUP…..Weirdness…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My neighbor who pretty much just moved in and who I don’t know very well just knocked on my door. I am a pretty paranoid person because I get comments and emails like this:

this is the most lame blog ever.
i only come on this accidently because dlisted has links, i start to read but your writing is so lame, like, embarrassingly not funny. i blush for you…
please take some wit and humour classes and then start this up again.
yikes, it’s like talking to someone via time machine to 1989…!

All the time, so I wasn’t too down with answering the door for fear that they’ve found me and are going to kill me.

Instead it was my neighbor in desperate need for a condom. He was begging for one, something I would never do, but figured I’d look around for him anyway. Since I don’t fuck, I don’t really keep them laying around, so I suggested he use a plastic bag, but decided to look for one and found a couple studded condoms from 10 years ago when I was a little more wild that expired over 5 years ago and told him they were all I had. He didn’t seem to care, because he was about to get laid and at least having something on was enough to trick her into fucking him an expired condom was better than no condom for him, so I may be responsible for whatever disease he lands tonight, but I like to think that that’s what neighbors are for….

Here are my links….

Friday Slut Fest Goes On Now
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America Ferrera Tried to Get in Lohan’s Pussy
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Flight Attendant Fun
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Mary Carey’s Tit’s Are Inspirational
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Because Your Dad’s Porn is Old and Tattered Like Your Mom’s Vagina
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Jodie Marsh Has Something On Her Face
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The Dirtiest Couple of Famous Chicks Who Have No Business Being Famous, But Who Both Have Business Having STDs…
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Some Eva Herzigova Upskirt Action
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The Hills Continues to Spead Like Herpres All Over the Place
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Trick or Boobs
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These Bears Are Smarter Than You
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Christian Nymphos
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Presidential Dance Off
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Hate Elizabeth Hasslebeck? Join the Club
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Chicks Should Stick to What They Do Best. Shopping
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Your Hand Can Only Do So Much
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Table Jump
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Valerie Has a Dream Ass
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She Gives It All Up and You Will Love It
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You’ll Never Guess Who DJ AM is Fucking Because Half of You Don’t Know Who he Is…
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Angelina Jolie’s Kids Know They Are Bastards
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Striptease of the Day
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Rubber Band Nut Shot
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Brain Dead!!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Tight Black Pants
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Sushi Art
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Get Laid, Because Being a Virgin is Pretty Fucking Lame Dude
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Italian Television Boob Pop Out
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Alight This Kid Freaks Me The Fuck Out
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Becki Newton is My New WAnk Fantasy
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Busty Busty Emma
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Some Chick Named Holly Webber in Lingerie….
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Some Exclusive Simpson’s Intro Preview
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The Dos and Don’ts About Dressing Up For Halloween
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Everyone on Ugly Betty Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Rhianna on the Set of Her New Video. Tasty
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Shiny Shiny Bijou
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My Mac is a Piece of Shit, But Man They Make Some Good Commercials
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Monica Bellucci In Some Lace Shirt….
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A couple Bitches….
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JOhnny Knoxville Blows Some Shit Up
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Anal Art!!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Tits and Vag
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Some Army Girl’s Bare Ass
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife’s dog pisses a fucking lot. My wife can’t bend over to clean it and I don’t like the smell of piss, unless I am drunk and I’m sniffing a whore’s dirty panties, and even then it’s not my favorite, I just do it because I am a sick fucking man, so today has been filled with cleaning piss and shit I wasn’t piss or shit cleaning, I was getting licked by a dog or being barked at by a dog, and the sad truth is that I’d take my wife’s puppy over my wife, any fucking day. It is almost midnight and I am not drunk enough, yet, but in a few hours I intend to be and when I am, I will be hopefully pissing on my wife while she is asleep and blaming it on the dog. We’ll see if I get there or not…..and while I’m doing that, you can check my links….

John McCain Says Cunt on TV while at some Appearance…
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And You Thought the Dramatic Gopher Was Good
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I Wanna Bang Aunt Becky’s Tits…
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Giselle Bundchen is Topless is Some Magazine I Don’t Care to Know The Name Of Because She is Topless and that is Disgusting….
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We May Have Our Differences, but Jesus Will Be Your Friend No Matter What
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Anne Hathaway’s Ex is Business Baby, All Business and he Fucked Her Ass
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Vanessa Minnillo See Through Throw Back
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Briana Banks Will Help Get You Through the Week
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Would Sarah Palin Bang You?
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Okay This is Gonna Sound Kinf of Homo, But I Like Blind Items
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Uhhh Here is the Scariest PSA I Have Ever Seen in My Life
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Reporter: “Do You Go Down a Lot?”
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Miss Louisianna Loses Her Crown And Not Because of Teen Pregnancy For a Change
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I’m Sorry, But Crazy Britney is > Comeback Britney
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stepTV Throwback of the Day
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Find a Girl to Fuck Because, Well, Why Not?
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Milla Jovovich Drops the Eff Bomb
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Maggie Malone Rocks Out and Strips Down
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Nude is Nature
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No More Miley Cyrus Partial Nudes
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Guy Ritchie Moves Fast and I Dont Blame Him
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30 Rock Season 3 Previews Because Tina Fey is Amazing
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Striptease of the Day
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Chimp Rides a Segway
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NEVER EVER DO THIS
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I Wanna Punch This Lady GaGa Bitch in the Face
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Nasty Office Romance
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Some Gossip Girl Star has AIDS
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Scare the Shit Out of Kids This Halloween
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Get Laid With This…
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This Woman Has the Biggest Boobs in England…
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Doctors Laugh When a Giant Dildo is Removed from Someone’s Ass
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Nerd Fight!!!!
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Rosie Huntington Looks Like the Kind of Innocent Girl You Want to Turn Bad
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Topless Sky Diving!
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Sandy Westgate in the Locker Room
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The Republican National Committee Spent over 150K to Clothe Sarah Palin and Her Family
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123456 Pokémon!!
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Jennifer Tilly’s Cleavage Always Brings a Smile to My Face
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Mac Versus PC Bloodbath
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International Babe of the Day
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Cheat on Your Exams
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Miley Cyrus Wears a Grany Swimsuit
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Boob Flash Sneak Attack
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Girl Showin her Naked Body….
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This Girl and Her Metal Encrusted Pussy
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Forget About Real Life, Watch Porn
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If You Think Your Neighborhood Whores Are Freaking, You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet
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