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2009

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I went grocery shopping for the first time in months because I didn’t have a fridge. I was trying to seduce some dude’s wife who was in workout gear when I managed to make an asshole of myself by dropping a container of pre-made chili all over the fucking place. Everyone around me looked and saw the mess I made, but I figured I’d try to sneak off to another section of the grocery store, so that they wouldn’t bust me and make me pay. A minute later, I got hit up by the manager and he interrogated me about the fuckin’ chili. When I denied any involvement, dude pointed down to my pants and I was covered in the fuckin’ shit. Had I known, I probably would have snuck out of the place instead of into another aisle. I tried to reverse it, you know lie about it and say I slipped on their mess and wanted to sue for new pants, but instead, I had to spend the 6 dollars I went their with on something I couldn’t even eat because I suck at life. The good news is I made his staff scoop it into a bag for me because I can’t let dinner go to waste and it’ll be fun watching my wife scarf the shit down and wonder why there’s a used band aid in the motherfucker.

Now I am deciding whether or not I should go to the strippers to drop 20 dollars on a set of tits that want nothing to do with me but have to pretend that they do for a solid 2 songs.

Here are my links.

These Girls Get Nude and Let You Watch
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Phil Spector is Guilty
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Check Out th Sluts From the Miss USA Pagent
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The Shawshank Rap
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Close Up Pics Of Vivica Fox’s Tits
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The Unicorn Prophecy Sounds Like Something Decidedly Homo, and Guess What, You’re Right
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Man Tori Spelling is Just Looking Fucked Up
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Carina in the Shower
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Fuck Me I Wish I Had Been Born Not Fat So I Could Skate Board
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Nothing Motivates a Boxer Like Knife Wounds
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Yahho Answers Continues to Amaze
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Striptease of the Day
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Have You Ever Wondered Why the Pizza at Dominoes Tastes Like Greasy Ass?
Well, Here Is Your Answer
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Megan Fox Just Ain’t The Marrying Type
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jen Aniston Does It Doggy Style
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Naomi Watts Pokies Throwbacks
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Evan Rachel Wood is Fucking Marilyn Manson Again
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Here’s the Blonde Who Broke Up Mel Gibson’s Marriage
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Charlize Theron Always Makes My Day Better
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Audrey Bitoni is Pretty In Pink
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Jamie Foxx and His Friends Hate Miley Cyrus and It’s Amazing
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sexy Work Out
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Louisa Does that Thing She Does
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Drunken Ninja Turtle
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That’s It!! I Want a DIVORCE!
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Zoe Saldana is Giving me Dirty Thoughts
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Louise Porter Topless Throback
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3 Sluts, Toys and Tongues
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Maxim
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When Mary Carey Met a Homeless Man
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Louise Glover and Emily Dean
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Some Blake Lively Cosmo Outtakes
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Why Hello Adrianne Manning
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Bask in Beyonce
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Help!!! My Boobs Are Too Big
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Tribute to Marilyn Chambers Video of Her Explaining How She Sucks Dick….I am a Fan….
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We All Need Way to Pass the Days Somehow
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I need you’re fucking support on this motherfuckin one….
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2009

13

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The good news about being unemployed is that when long weekends roll around, I don’t have to get all fucking excited like an asshole in a 9 to 5 gig. The only thing good about them is that asshole’s in 9 to 5 gigs come out to party, get stupid and annoying and I sometimes get the best of their 9 to 5 women and by sometimes I mean never.

So while all you fuckers were flying home for the weekend, or going on trips to the beach, or taking advantage of the fact that you could get a week off by only using up 2 sick days, I was lying in bed, sick as a motherfucker, praying that god would fuckin’ crucify me only to be resurrected a couple days later, when the fuckin’ pain of my lung infection ended.

So while you had good times, I was miserable and I am sure it wasn’t the first time. In fact, it is the story of my life. But I am convinced that one day all this bad Karma will pay off, because there’s no fun in suffering without something good happening before the end….or maybe that’s just what they want me to believe, because they have some big scale disaster to end it all for me and they’d had for me to beat them to the fucking punch.

Who knows, I know you don’t because you’re not even listening to my complaining. I expect to be as healthy as I can be tomorrow, in the meantime, here are my links….

ase of the Mondays? This will cheer you up….
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Man, It’s Very Rare I Am Speechless, But I Seriously Just Don’t Know What the Fuck to Say About This
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Billy Mays is Kind of Amazing
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Man Some Kids Have WAY to Much Time on Their Fucking Time
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Is Cassie A Hoe Or A Housewife? Pics
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Kate Beckinsale is an Easter Bunny I’d Like to Fuck
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Hercules Fights a Bear!
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Your Drinking Problem Likes to Play with Knives
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Jenna Presley Wants You to Bask in her Loveliness
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These Beanie Babie Freaks Are Just Plain Fucked Up
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The Only Thing More Funny Than Someone Faking Tila Tequila’s Death Is Her Actually Being Dead
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Peabody’s Improbable History – The 9/11 Edition
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Striptease of the Days
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Drew Barrymore is Looking Cougar Ripe
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Kendra Wilinson Found God – He Was Staring At Her Chest
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Maybe It Was All The Jesus This Weekend, But Paris Hilton Found God As Well
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Young Vanna White! Heyo!
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Rhianna is Looking Better Than Ever
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Phil Spector May Be Guilty of Murder
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Maybe Mel Gibson Can Marry That Cop He Called SUGAR TITS Now That He is Getting Divorced
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Photobooth Fun
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Some Sexy Easter Sluts
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The Russians Sure Know How to Treat a Lady
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Andie is Amazing
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Bikini Monday
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Roller Blader Owns Himself HAHAHA
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Topanga From Boy Meets World is Looking Good!
And By Looking Good I Mean She is Still Fat
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Don’t Know Who Sammy Brady is, But She is Topless So Whatever
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Alice is Busty
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Hear What the Cunts on the Hills Have to Say About God Knows What
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Kim Kardashian Took Her Ass to Some Nightclub
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Her Name is Natacha Peyre and she’s Worth Fuckin’ Especially When Half Naked
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Here’s a Sign That You’re Too Fat
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Lego my Jesus
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The Best Porn Parodies of All Time – Cumdog Millionaire isn’t There…
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Alison Angel Under the Sun
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The Mysteries of Pittsburgh Starring Sienna Miller’s Hairy Lip
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So THAT’S Why Simon Cowell is Always Angry
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Some Web Things Are Just Fucking Classic
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World War 2 Vagina Kicker
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Frank Sinatra Really Knew How to Say It Loud
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The New Michael Myers Will Fuck Your Ass Up
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Top 5 Most Offensive Anti-Smoking Commercials That Should Be Banned From TV
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Young, Naked, Topless, Young…..Photobucket Do Some Bad Bad Things…
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2009

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am sick as fuck. I am a week into this shit and there is no end in sight. The girl at the dog park I went to, hoping to get some single, lonely, 30 something with a big dog to replace the need to have a man in her life, unfortunately, the closest I got was some bull dyke with a pit bull who called me a pussy for having a gay dog. I need a nap. Here are my links, fuckers.

If You’re Gonna Waste The Weekend, You May As Well Do It Right With Some Hot Half Naked Girls
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Stevie Nicks is Crushing Lindsay Lohan’s Dreams
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Hot Iron + Choco Bunny = Happy Easter, Mother Fuckers
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Camel Buckles Under Fat Women – VIDEO
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Holly Madison Thinks She is a Tween or Some Shit
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Online Stalker Confronted….In a Bunny Costume
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Barack to the 80’s
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Jenna Presley is All That
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If You IM List Was a Lot More Honest
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Exotic Island Cutie Plays With Man’s Ball
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Farah Fawcet Isn’t Quite Dead Yet
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Your Friday Striptease
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JLo Has Kind of Been Giving Me a Boner Lately
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Megan Fox May Possibly Play the She Hulk
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Jeremy Piven Can Pretty Much Stick His Penis Whereever He Chooses
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Eve Longwhoria Bikini Ass Crack
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Summer Glau May Be My New Obsession
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Lindsay Lohan Before and After
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Snoop Dogg’s Wake and Bake Show is Kind of Amazing
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Kate Beckinsale Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Nicole Graves is Sexy in Black
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Latina Singers Boob Pops Out on TV
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Sarah Vandella Will Help You End Your Week Right
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Only Japan Could Make a Commercial for DOLE Fruits This Amazing
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Titty Flash Fun
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The Tax Man is After Sinbad!
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Eve Mendes Lingerie Throwback
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Web Cam Masterbation Good Times
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Aubrey O’Day Looks Kind of Put Together
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Some Big Ol’ Friday Tits
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Girls of the Hills – Bikini Edition
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Alison Angel Loves Herself in a Mirror
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The Associated Press is Suing Itself?
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Emo Bitches Try to Kill Each Other in a Driveway – VIDEO
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Sex Noises You May Rather Not Hear…But Want To Cause You’re a Perv Like That
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Whick Lucky Celebrity Bastard is Having Threesomes
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What Were YOU Watching in 1997?
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BEAT YOUR WIFE!!
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Listen to My Friend’s Lykke Li Remix and Make It Go To The Motherfuckin’ Top
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Who the Fuck is Olivia Munn and Why Am I linking her Titty Gallery For Free. Cunt
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How about a video of a bitch drooling….

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BONUS – I AM PROMOTING THIS CHESTER FRENCH BAND AND THEIR FREE MIXTAPE IT IS AMAZING
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2009

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk and my stripper hates me – but at least I have these links…..her ass is insane in the event you were wondering….It is easter – thanks Jesus for dying and coming back to life. I need the 4 day weekend. Here are my links….

Lindsay Lohan’s Hottest Pics EVER
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Show Your Ex Girlfriend who the REAL Sluts Are
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When Assley Left Pete: A Story of Probably Divorce
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The Beatles vs LCD Soundsystem vs The Kinks
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This Guy is Serious About Attracting Women. Serious.
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Adriana Lima Has Tits All The Sudden
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Little Girl is Afraid to Poop
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Sure, You Knew Jesus Could Save, But Did You Know Mother Fucker Could RAP?!?!
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Hello Brooke Skye
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4 Things That Happen During Every Spring Break
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Hardcore Jewish Chicks 2009
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Blowhan Brought the Ginge Back, The Drapes and Carpet Match Again!
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Celine Dion May Be a Granny, But I Would Still Fuck Her
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Kirsten Dunst is See Through
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Mischa Barton Gets Naked for British Cosmopolitan
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Pink is Also See Through
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I Love You Halle Berry
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Nicole Richie is Lookin Good
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It’s Telling Me Something….
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Kelly is Oh So Curvey
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Julia’s Got Some Big Ol’ Tits
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Blonde Masterbates With Her Friend in the Shower
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Babe Peels a Banana With Her Feet
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Kylie Reese Will Make You Melt
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Britney Spears Says Don’t Smoke Weed Mother Fuckers!
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Lovely
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Kate Moss Titty Action
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Amateur Heaven
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Christina Ricci is Dating a Giant For Fuck Sakes
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Malta Pandeva: Maxim Magazine Bulgaria, April 2009
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A Pretty Awesome Pin Up Collection
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Those Assholes At Chia Pet Really Went Too Far
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Close Range is the Hottest New Video Game Around
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She’s Fucking a Cactus!
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Luba is Heaven on Earth
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Jesse Jane Clement Will Bring the Boner Offering
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Man This Bristol Palin/Levia the Red Neck Thing Just Won’t Get Out of the News
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Give Me Leonard Cohen Afterworld
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Dirty Cop Blames Oral Sex For Dirty Test Results…
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Belladonna Taking a Pee With Her Bush….
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2009

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am dying today, which makes sense because it is the day after my birthday. I have been curled up in a heap of shit in the corner of my bedroom all day and pretty much all night and pretty much carrying this shit over til tomorrow. I got an email saying posts today were funnier than usual, which leads me to believe that dying is all I need to get to the fucking top, like that kid I saw on Oprah who had AIDS and they made a quilt for back in the 90s. Seriously, if zero effort makes my shit worth checking, then this motherfucker is goin to slack harder than I already do.

Here are my links….

Help Put a Slut Through College While She Puts a Rash on Yo’ Dick…
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Lohan is And Her Despressed Lasbian Vagaina are Having a Cry on the Cover of Us Magazine
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The Longer You Live With Your Best Friend….
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The 9 Hottest Cuban Women Wow
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I’m Sure You Still Have a TIFFANY Poster on Your Bedroom Wall
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Kelly Brook Things She is Pocahontas or Some Shit
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How This Dude Doesn’t Shit All Over His Long Hair is Beyond Me
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Because It’s Not Really Sex If You’re Alone
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Zombie Oprah, Berserk Bacteria, Inappropriate Encounters, Cocky Bunnies and More!
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Blonde on Blonde Action
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Dr. Shine Is God’s Top Gun Of Deliverance
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COPS: PAGENT EDITION
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Treasure Troll Striptease of the Day
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This Child Birth Simulator Names Me Want to Puke
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Hugh Hefner is 83 and He Had a Party
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Here’s Some Pics of Amy Winhouse That Will Make You Lose Your Lunch
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I Want to Burst Halle Berry’s Bubbles
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Miranda Kerr Wants to Act, But I Think She Should Just Shut Her Mouth and Keep Looking Good
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Chicken Fried Cock Out
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Doutzen Kroes – Victoria’s Secret Sport Line VSX 2009
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You’ll Never Know If You Don’t Try
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Alexis is Slow Mo Heaven
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G String Bull Ride
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Courtney Love Didn’t Blow Her Fortune on Crack Rocks After All
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Abi Titmuss does Nuts magazine April 2009
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Random Photos to Waste Time With
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Jesus Christ Tori Spelling Eat Something
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Kitty Lea is Nude
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Allison is in Bed
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Brooke Williams is a Cyber Girl
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone Were Given Autographed Saddam Hussein Pic by Soldiers
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You’ve Been Face Taped, Cunt!
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Anal Bleaching Fun
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Kourtney Kardashian for Maxim
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The 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders Of The 80s
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Betty White and Kim Catrell Made a Porno
(There’s Some Peen in This)
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The 99 Sexiest Ladies of The 80’s
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Powersliding Weirdness Video
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25 Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of MLB
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Some American Apparel Ass
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Israeli Playboy Theme Party for Passover….
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Mother Breastfeeds the Wrong Baby
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Mother Harvests Her Dead Son’s Sperm
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Some Sluts Topless and Dressed Like the Easter Bunny
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Top 10 Celebrities Caught Doing Drugs on Camera
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This is the Site I am Endorsing Today
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10 Hazardous Homemade Sex Toys…
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2009

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It is my birthday for a few more minutes, I have been drinking since noon. I am going to drink some more. But before I do I figured I’d post up my links as a gift to all you cocksuckers who I hate. If I don’t die tonight, I’ll be back tomorrow. Remember I love each and everyone one of you equally, I have no favorites, except for maybe that one chick who sent me nudes today. You know who you are….

Real Girls Who Want to Talk To You Naked
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Jessican Simpson and Her Sweet Tits Got Lots to Cry About Today
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A Water Jet Pack Couldn’t Get My Fat Ass Off the Ground
But I’m Sure You Will Like It
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Close Ups Of Tyra Banks’ Beautiful Tits
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Protest Prank Ruins the Cause but Makes For Good Laughs
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Find a Girl fo Tuck, Because Winter is Over and You Must Be Sick of Your Fat Girlfriend By NOw
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Fat kid Food Rap is Making Me Hungry
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There’s Something ABout Anna Faris. Maybe It’s Her Breasts?
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Hmmm, I Don’t Think Thats Stacy
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Home Simpson Vagina!! PICS!!111!1!1
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Martina Aitolehti Gallery
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Seth and Avi Get a ‘Massage’
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale’s Ass Crack is Lovely
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What Can I Say, Burger King + Sponge Bob + Sir Mix A Lot is Kind of Amazing
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The Entire Ronson Family Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Naomi Campbell Nipple Throwback
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Summer Glau is in Lingeries
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Beyonce is Looking Good As Always
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Audrey Tatou May Be my New Obsession
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Girls Wanna Be Bad
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Eva in White
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Evolution of the Female Weather Forcaster
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Madonna Needs to Put on a Pointy Bra and Let This Adoption Shit Go
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Don’t Tell You Think You Can Do This On Your Own
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Asian Kat Masterbates in Front of the Camera
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Alright!! Who is Gonna Buy Me a GM Plus Segway?
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Rio Carnaval is Full of Tits
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Bill Murray is a Pimp
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Sophie Howard is Topless
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Ass and Oil is Always Nice
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And MORE Kate Beckinsale Hottness
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Aria Giovanni in Stockings
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911 Emergency Comedy!!!
(listen for the last one)
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Cell Phone Sex Tape Clears Man of Rape Charges
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Michael Jordan is FINALLY in the Fucking Hall of Fame!
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And This One is Just Plain Fucked Up
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Make the Most of Your Evening
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Party Sluts…being Sluts….
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2009

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It is my birthday and I am not doing anything. I am not at the strip club drinking my face off, I am not at the all you can eat for 200 dollar brothel down the street getting a blowjob, I am not at an Asian rub and tug, I am not even watching sex tapes that I’ve made with ex girlfriends while crying, remembering the good times…..I am sitting next to my wife who has a spoon full of peanut butter she was suckin on, resting on her disgusting cleavage, knowin’ I am not getting laid tonight, realizing that is the real gift from god. Happy Birthday to me….

Taylor Momsen Sluts It Up At Church
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If 90’s Pop Songs Had the Features of DVDs, These WOuld be the Deleted Scenes
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Audrina Patridge, Hoe Or Housewife Picss
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Idiot Broad Locks Herself in Her Car
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Lebron James is AMAZING!
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Kellie Pickler is Lookin’ Fine
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They Are Full Bodied, With Just a Hint of Yeast
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EPIC CHESS!!
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Ginnie is Downright Sexy
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The Nine Worst Roomates You Will Ever Have
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A Good Women Makes Wife Worth Living. Trust Me, I Hate My Wife and Want to Die
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Gary Coleman is One Upset Midget
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Striptease of the Day
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Paris Hilton is Going to Be Single in 3, 2, 1…
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Whitney Houstan Must Really Love Bobby Brown
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Stephanie Pratt Panty Upskirt
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Thandie Newton Almost Gives me a Boner
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Here’s Some More Lohan and Ronson Drama, and This Time Its Getting Juicy
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The Penis Festival of Japan Looks Kind of Amazing
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Billy Ray is Stepping Up the Pimp My Daughter Game
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Heidi Klum is a Pizza Girl
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Boobs Pop Out a Plenty
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Guy Barfs on a Stripper!! VIDEO!!
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Denisa and Her Pink Pussy
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A BMX Fail is Always Good For a Laugh
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sUse This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Bunch of Catwalk Nip Slips
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Victoria Silvstedt is Back
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Lindsay Strutt naked and British
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Shake that ASSSSS!!s
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Kendra Wilkinson is Half Retarded
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Melyssa Ford Will Make You Want Her
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Sandy Delivers More Than Pizza
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Kaye Moss’s Very Cokey Cooking
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Carrie Underwood, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Chewbacca Plays the Guitar!
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Now That’s Some Dirty Talking
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JOhn Mayer Wrote a Song About Jennifer Aniston
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The Hangover that Just Wont Go Away
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77 Sexy Farrah Fawcet Photos
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Are You As Confused As I Am?
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BONUS!

Worst Burglar EVER
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2009

04

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I have always wanted to be on a porn set during production. You know see the girls in action and take in how it all works. It was actually one of the requests I put in at make-a-wish foundation when I had my cancer scare a few years ago, and it really had nothing to do with being a fan of porn, because I hate the shit, and more to do with it just being the one dream I had always wanted to have come true, that always seemed just out of reach.

This week, I got invited to be on a porn set. So I guess dreams do come true, especially if you go for the low hanging fruit, the easy to accomplish, so my advice to you is dream big, but not too big, because if you aim too high, you’ll just be disappointed. So next time you have a dream, and people tell you it will never happen, think about this story.

The good news for all the haters is that now I can finally kill myself. You know since I pretty much peaked.

On a side note, I won’t be going to this pornshoot, because it is far away and I am broke, so I guess dreams don’t actually come true, but the invite was good enough for me.

Here are my stepLINKS….


If You’re Gonna the Weekend Alone, You May As Well Keep Your Hands Busy
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If Lily Allen and Lohan Wanted to Turn Heads, They Should Have At Least Made Out
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Well, a Porn Star Eating a Popsicle Certainly Made My Day Better
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Christina Milian’s Hottest Pics EVER
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Some Japanese 80’s Throwback Pranks That Are Great Cause Everything From Japan is Amazing
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Kally Monoco is Taking It All Off
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The Best Parkour Video I Have Ever Seen
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A Street Fighter Love Story
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Meet Kate J
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Should You Masterbate to Pics Of Your Own Ass?!?!?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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I Know Valentino is Supposed to Be Some Sort of Icon and All, But WTF is Up With Dude’s Face?
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On The Same Page, Sienna Miller is Lookin’ Fuck Up Too
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Madonna Got Shut the Fuck Down!!
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Victoria Beckham Panty Upskirt Throwback
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If Anybody Can COnvince Me to Recycle, It’s Jessica Stroup
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Rhianna is All Smiles
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Dina Lohan is Cougar Defined
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Megan Fox is Half Naked in DT Magazines
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Introducing Aimee Faith
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Julia is Babes
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Girls Get Out of Hand
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Cheerleader or Pornstar?
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I Must Be Losing My Mind, Cause These Jessica Simpson Bikini Pics Aren’t Making Me Wanna Barf
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Keeley Hawes Cleavage
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Horny in the Bathtub
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Demi Moore Saved Some Bitch From Killing Herself
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Adriana Lima’s Sexy Victoria’s Secret Swim 2009 Pictures
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This Are Looking Up
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The Five Types of Girls You’ll Meet in a College Bar
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Deni and Iris Have a Special Kind of Friendship
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How About Some Emma Roberts
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Cop Laughs At Some Skanks Have a Cat Fight
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Elf Titties!
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Kristen Stewart is Whining Again
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The 6 Sweetest Rides in Cinematic History
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Cute Teen Josie
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BONUS!

The Bruno Trailer is Out…..
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2009

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t really know where I live, but I assume it’s fucking hell. I was with a guy I know and some crackhead started messing with him, threatening him, acting crazy with him and I didn’t bother stepping in, because I don’t get involved in other people’s shit, but after I stepped back from my bottle, I realized the crackhead was my neighbor. I made the mistake of calling him out as my neighbor and dude fucking switched his death focus from the guy I was with and directed it at me and now I can’t go back home because he’s probably waiting for me, and I guess that’s a good thing, because I hate being home. Maybe if we’re lucky, he’ll off my wife.

Here are my links…

Just Click this Fucking Link Now and Click Follow…Seriously…You’re Making Me Look Bad…Get It Together People.
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy Thursday
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Steel Panther – Death to All But Metal
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Prank Your Friends By Making Deathly Fire Come Out of Their Tap
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Is It Me, Or Is Lohan Getting Fat Again
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Rachel Sterling Stretches Out Her Tank Top in a Very Good Ways
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What’s in YOUR Vagina?
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This Cartoon About Sex Isn’t Even in English and It’s Amazing
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May God Give Him His Car Back
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Striptease of the Day
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As If Heidi Montags Album Couldn’t Get Any Fucking Worse
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Computer Tanning
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Dina Lohan Trumps Her Own Stupidness Yet Again
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Open Up Just a Little Wider Glenn Close
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Helena Bonham Carter Disgusting Panty Upskirt
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Barron Hilton is the Newest Celeb Idiot Who is Going to Fail Upwards
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The Homer Evolution
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Stripped On French TV
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Step By Step All Over Her Body
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Scarlett Johansson is Looking Awfully Photoshopped
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Why Hello Josie!
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You Gott DO Things The Only Way You Know How
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Kylee Reece Amazingness
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Liz Hurley is Still Looking Good, But WTF is She Wearing?
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Rosie Jones and Hettie Butler Topless
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Round Ass, Pink String
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Kylie Minogue HAd Plastic Surgery and Thats Why She is Still So Bangable
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Marisa Miller/Vicky’s Secret Models Throwback
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Because Sometimes There is Only One Road You Can Take
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SOUTH PARK IS AMAZING AND HERE IS WHY
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Idiot Drops His Fiancee Engagement Ring
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This Video ia Amazing and Will Give You Seizures
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Gotta Love Gymnasts
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I Hate You Paris Hilton
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More Kim Kardashian Photoshop Problems – What’s Wrong With This Picture?
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Wolverine Has Been Leaked Online and The Studio is PISSED
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Top 10 Worst Soundtrack VIdeos
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Keira Knightley Fights Spousal Abuse
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Top 10 Girls Named April
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Shawn Johnson Gives Her Dancing Partner a Boner….
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You Don’t Have to Kill Yourself to Be Happy, You Just Need Cheap Pussy TO Jerk Off To
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Video of the Day -NSFW Warning-Scroll halfway to when she smokes & listen to her monologue-I am dying-so funny
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Here’s a Contest I am Posting for a friend….
 
Winner gets Rock Star treatment in Sin City! Includes two roundtrip flights to Las Vegas, hotel accommodations for two,  and two tickets to the SnoCore Tour on 5/3/09 where winner and guest will receive VIP treatment!
 
Accepting entrants until 4/2 then 64 girls will be picked by the bands and then those girls will compete against each other bracket style
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2009

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I was on Twitter today messaging Heidi Montag about her song. This is what I wrote:

@heidimontag Your “new single” is the best april’s fool joke yet

@heidimontag proves that just because they let you in the studio doesn’t mean you should sing ….

@heidimontag seriously, did you hire autistic kids with pots and pans and synths to produce that track, what is that garbage?

@questlove and @heidimontag – Do I hear a Collab?!?

@spencerpratt How embarrassed are you of you chick’s music-I know you have to pretend it’s amazing to her face-but you know it’s pure crap

Then she said she was pregnant and that it was a boy….

@heidimontag we know you aren’t pregnant-you can knock off the april fools jokes-your song was enough funny for one april fools day-save it

@perezhilton you would totally know if she was pregnant since her fake souless ass is your fake souless ass’ BFF-You fucking groupie

She never answered, she’s too busy suckin’ up to Perez. Cunt. I know those of you on twitter aren’t down with twitter talk, it’s kinda fuckin’ lame, I get that, but twitter is everywhere, you can’t fight it. They talk about it on The View. It’s on…..

Here are my links, they don’t let me down, like Montag does to everyone she knows….

Sluts Won’t Ever Give You The Time of Day, So Why Not Find One On The Internet Who Gets Paid To…
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Miss Universe is Hot, But I’ll Be Damned If She Has a Brain in Her Heads
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FIRRRRRRRRRST!!
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The Nine Hottest English Women
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Who Knew Dallas Could Be So AWesome
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Where Have Jennifer Aniston’s Tits Gone
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Chuck Norris Versus Bear Fight to the Death!
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Life is Hard for a White Boy
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Squeal Happy Whores, The Musical
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emily Booth is Oiled Up and Ready to Go
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Striptease of the Day
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Katie Price is Mother of the Year
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Britney Treats Her Massie Thighs to Some Starbucks
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Urinal Segway Amazingness
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Sarah Conner’s Ass Crack
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I’d Totally Stick My Peen in Jaime Alexander
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Was Wondering Where This Lesbian Was
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Amanda Seyfried is Like a Tinkerbell I Would Stick My Dick Intos
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Now That’s How You Play Ping Pong Mother Fuckers
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Carlie Banks and Angie Get It On
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Sacha Grey Takes It Hardcore
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Here’s a Shitload of April Fools Pranks – Video
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Fun With Nip Slips
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They Should Have Let Ashley Tisdale Drive Home Drunk and Kill Herself
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Here’s Some Nelly Furtado, Cause I Don’t Know What the Fuck She is Up to Lately
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Lucy Rebecca Has Some Big Ol’ Tits
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Are Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Retarded?
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Lady Gaga and Her ‘Show My ASs Tour’ Invade Boston
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Simi Likes Things Pink
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David Letterman is Amazing
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Only in Japan…
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All Dildos Are Created Equal
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I Hate You John Mayer
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More Star Trek is Sure to Make a Homo Like You Happy
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Chick Fiiiiiights
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Drunkenspring Break Facebook Photos
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Tori Spelling Is Anorexic….Or Maybe Her Head is Just Getting Bigger….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Tits on Photobucket….
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