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2009

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Swine Flu is all over the fucking news, everyone is scared and all I see is an amazing opportunity to fuck with people. Whether it is getting on the subway and coughing, while showing a friend pictures of my Mexican vacation, or renting a pig for the day and putting a pancho on the motherfucker, and sneaking into public places asking people to pet Sancho your mexican pig, I am sure there are other things you can do, because it’s a celebration, Mexico may become bankrupt over this because people won’t be visiting, but who cares, since we’ll all be dead.

Finally getting our revenge on the white man for not letting us across your borders and giving us shitty underpaid jobs gardening, taking care of your kids, working in your hotels as chambermaids and maintenance people, or in kitchens or on farms like migrant fucking workers, motherfuckers.

Here are my links

Because Being s Slut is All Relative To What You’re Doing
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Who Knew Julia Roberts Had Such an Awesomely Foul Mouth
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In An Apatow World…
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The Best Closeups of Heidi Montag’s Tits
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GET YOUR SWINE FLU SHOT TODAY!!
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Megan Foxes Esquire Preview
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German Lingerie Battle
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Whose Dad HASN’T Found a Rubber Under Their Bed?
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Deni Made My Life Better, If Only For a Minute
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How To: Fake Youre Own Death
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Two Cute Girls, One Quick Kiss
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Striptease of the Day
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Sarah Jessica Parker Doesn’t Look Like an 80 Year Old Women For Once
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man Those Japs Sure Know How to Make Good Internet Videos
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Hef Wants Holly Back
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WHAT IN HOLY HELL HAPPENED TO KATHLEEN TURNERS FUCKING FACE?!?!?
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French Actress Christine Boisson See Through Dress
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I’m in Love With Bar Rafaeli and Her Little Black Bikini
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Jessica Biel’s Newest Movie is Straight to DVD
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God Dammit I Hate Cheryl Burke
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Ahhhhh Louise Glover
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Wanna Be All Over Erica Cambells Ass
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I’ll Take a Whole Bunch of Whatever She is On
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Hello Nikki Brookes
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Hockey Fans Love Oral
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Jacko is Prepared For Swine Flu
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Lexi Bell Gets Down
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Charlize Theron, I Love You
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Jennifer Ellison’s Tits Are Massive
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Hot Latina Masterbates
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Bar Rafaeli Could Wear a Garbage Bag and Look Hot
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Emma Stone is Bangable
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Grindhouse Girls Rock Out to Bret Michaels
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Adele Stephens is Pure Sex
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PAnic Over NYC
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Blow Job Balloons Look Kind of Awesome
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Popeyes Ran Out of Chicken and a Bunch of People Lost Their Fucking Minds
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Can Someone Explain WTF is Going On Her Please?
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Netherlands Cancel All Music Festivals Over Swine Flu
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Blowjob Balloons!
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Some Girls Jumping in Bikinis…
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Slut Wears Her Bikini With a Belt….
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Song of the Day

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2009

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So some girl was petting my dog and her tit fell out of her dress. She screamed and laughed about it with her friends and I missed the whole fucking thing. I have spent the last 5 years writing about nipple slips and tit slips because I am just that guy, and when it happens to me in my everyday life I miss it, because I suck at life.

Here are my stepLINKS.

This May Just Keep You From Killing Yourself Today
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Britney’s Tampon Got the Best of Her
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The SNL Dream Team
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Is Salma Hayek A Hoe Or Housewife? Pics.
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Daichi the Human Beatboxer
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Jodie Marsh is Pretty Much Disgusting
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Nickleback is for Complete and Other Homos and Here is Proof
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The Doomsday Machine
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Mya and Her Big Ol’ Tits
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The Difference Between Swine Flu And A Trip To Mexico
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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When Playing With a Man’s Ball, You Must…
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Striptease of the Day
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Bikini Royales
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WTF Is Up With Sharon Stone These Days
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Even I Wouldn’t Fuck Coco
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Britain’s Got Talent Tit Job
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Bring That Ass Over Here Megan Fox
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Daisy de le Hoya Thinks Shes the 1999 X-Tina
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I Want Jolene to Wear a Bit Less Clothing
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Jennifer Max is Oh So Naked
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Look The Fuck Out!!
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I’d Like to Motorboat Salma Hayek For Her Wedding Present
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Hayden Porter in the Buff
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Diora Baird FHM Spread
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Flo Aerobics Fun
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Nicole Scherzinger Put Some Weight Back On and is Looking Good
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Heidi Klum is Pretty Close to Naked
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Drunk Chicks Rule – VIDEO
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British Airways Hates Joel Madden
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Fuck You Oprah
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Bikini Pools in Vegas…*sigh*
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Sophie is Au Natural
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Trashing Hotel Rooms, Getting Tasered and Being Suicidal
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How About Some Vaginal Slime?
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That’s a Good Look For Heidi Montag
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10 Porn Stars Who Gave Their Bods to God
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Sex Offender Sings Pretty Women – VIDEO
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55 of the Most Scandalous Barie Photos Ever –
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Amazing Race/Workout’s Rebecca Cardon dancing in a living room in a G String.
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Reader Submitted Weird Fucking Video of the Day

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2009

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am dying. I have the swine flu. I am convinced. A mexican pig didn’t sneeze on me, but I am a mexican pig. I deserve it.

Here are my links….

I’m Staying In Tonight, And Maybe You Should Too
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Sheyla Hershey’s Already Insane Tits Are About to Get Even More Insane
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Beyonce’s Hottest Pics Ever
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Jon Lajoie is Going to Murder You With His Rhymes. And a Hand Gun
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Punching Heidi Montag In the Fact Would Make My Day Better
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More Fun With Auto Tune
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13 Men and a Baby
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Watch This Guy Eat The World’s LARGEST Cheeto, It’s Amazing
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Leet Laura Lion
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Asami Konno Gallery
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Sasha is Oh So Dirty
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The Reviews Are In For BEyonce’s New Movie
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Seth and Avi Star in Milk
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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How About Some Gossip Girl Sluts?
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David Letterman Hates Spencer Pratt It’s Awesome
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FHM’S Sexiest Babes of 2009 List
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Edyta Sliwinska Panty Upskirt On Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Camilla Belle is Totally Bangable
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Jessica Simpson is a Squatter
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Farewell You Geocities Cunts, It’s Been Swell
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Elisha Cuthbert Gallery
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Valentina is a Real Beauty
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Watch This Slut Belly Flop Off a Bridge
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Taylor Vixen is All I Need
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Come On, Don’t Act Like You Haven’t Picked Your Nose Before…And Then Wiped It On a Bus Seat
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Naked Pregnant Teenagers
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Man I Am All About This Miss Universe Slut
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Danielle Lloyd and Friends Are Nude Because That’s Pretty Much All They Do
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Lets Laugh at Britney’s Hair Extension Getting Ripped Out Together
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Valley is a Girl Next Door Type
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Everybody Hates Heidi and Spencer
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Elisandra Tomacheski is a Blonde Slut in a Bikini
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Look Closer, Jackass
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Some Myspace Self Shot Sluts
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Let Krystal Be Your Fantasy
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Emily Rossum is Worth Taking a Closer Look At
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And MORE Proof Women Can’t Drive
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Welcome to the Donkey Show
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That Susan Boyle Troll Lady Got a Make Over
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Rub One Out? Why Not?!?
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Look at this fucking hipster
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Some Girls in Their Underwear….
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2009

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided I am going to leave my wife for a pornstar. I figure that marrying one means I don’t have to worry about them cheating on me, because their job is about them getting fucked. Some of them are relatively attractively, at least compared to the girls I know who get paid to fuck on camera, and more attractive than my really disgusting wife who I can’t stomach lookin at, they are relatively open minded when it comes to sex and seem to give pretty intense blowjobs and they won’t mind that I have AIDS because they have it to, or at least the quality porn star I’ll land will. Not that I have AIDS but it is something I may have dabbled with back when I was sharing needles and fucking men…..

Time to get drunk….

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Here are my links…

Do You Like Seeing Nice Girls Get Naked For You While Their Dad’s In the Other Room…I Do
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Ireland Street Domestic Fighting
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Rhianna’s Bikini Ass is Pure Heaven
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Fuck Katy Perry Has No Business Being in a Bikini…Stay Inside or Wear a Snuggie You Pig
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Naked Wizard Gets Tazed at Coachella Video Amazing
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Who Wants to Go Down Under on Miss Universe
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The News Just Got Auto-Tuned, Mother Fucker!
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The Hottest Secretaries Of All Time
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Danny MacAskill Can Ride Bikes Better Than You Can
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Finger Sex. Not Finger Bang, Finger SEX!
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The Cajun Movie Critic Knows Best
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I’d Really Love to Get to Know Vickie
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Errrrrrm…Obsessed Much?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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John Mayer Is Putting His Peen Elsewhere These Days
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Latina in a Towel Talks One Night Stands
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Striptease of the Day
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Bask in All That is Beyonce
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Tara Reid is Disgusting
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Gavin Rossdale Used to Be Hot for the Peen
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Italian Television Streaker!!
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Dita Von Teese Celebrates Earth Day By Looking Completely Ridiculous As Always
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Michael Jackson WTF?
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Who Doesn’t Love a Little F Bomb With Their Morning News
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Victoria Silvstedt Made a Music Video?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Prom Night Cat Fight!!
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Peach is Very Peachy
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Michah Moore is a Tasty Teen
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Abigail Clancy’s Tit Popped Out!
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Anyone Care to Explain WTF is Going On Here?
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Eliza Dushku Lingerie Shots
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That’s Right, Take That Black Bikini Off
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God Damn Madonna is Getting Old
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Stripper Impostor Makes High-School Reunion Bearable
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Obama is Gonna Unmask All This Guantanamo Torture Shit. Heads Are Gonna Roll
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Will You BE Here Tomorrow?
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Let’s Get Shitfaced!
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Nina Needs a Shower
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Kay Valentine is Like a Porno Cartoon Character
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The Rescession Obviously Isn’t Effecting the Hiltons
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Because It’s the Only Type of Long Weekend I Can Offer
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I always forget how amazing a Concept Girls Gone Wild Was
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Some UK Glamor Model Named Cassie Sumner Showing Off Her Natural Tits
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Cassie Sumner and Her Ugly Face Get Caught in Her Bra
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10 Unfunniest Moments on Late Night With Jimmy Falon…So Far….
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Some Funny Top Gun Remake…
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Some Girls Drunk in their Bikinis….
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2009

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know why I didn’t post very much today. I guess it happens as a lazy, confused drunk. In reality, I am surprised I’ve managed to keep the site up this long and consistent considering I am a lazy, confused, drunk.

The good news is that the local hockey team lost tonight which means that all the assholes I hate can finally shut the fuck up about their fucking team. I ended up at a bar earlier and it turned out to be a mistake. I’m talking people crying, people screaming, all over nothing.

Maybe I’m the weird one, actually, I know that I am the weird one.

I got this email correcting something I wrote…not that anyone would listen to what I have to say but just in case:

You keep saying that the age of consent in Canada is 14 years old. This is no longer true. The government raised it to 16 last year unless you are within 5 years of their age. Hate to see you cause someone to get in trouble.

Here are my links, more to come tomorrow….


The Closest Thing To Getting Laid You’ll Get All Day
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Paris Hilton Takes Her Herpes to Camaroon
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Benny Hill Car Chase, Because Anything Benny Hill is Amazing
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The 9 Sexiest Czech Women
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Welcome to the Gayifier
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Helly Brooke Says Enjoy the Show
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Learn some Ettiquette, 60’s Style
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Prostinauts – All Those Astronaut Jokes Make a Hell of a Lot More Sense Now
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In Brunette Heaven
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5 Action Figures Adults Can Relate To
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Legalize Prostitution! Stop Religious & Sexual Hypocrisy
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Striptease of the Day
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25 With a 9 Year Old Speaks for Itself, Doesn’t It?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Chelsea Handler Versus Paris Hilton
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Petra Nemcover HAs Left Me Speechless
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Tori Spelling’s Family Wants Her in REhab
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Aubrey O’Day Panty Upskirt
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Evan Rachel Wood is Working it Lately
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Dog the Bounty Hunter Almost Got Shot!
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Jennifer Lopez is Making Want Her Latina Ass More and More, Day by Day
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How To: Kiss a Girl
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Jennifer Maxx Loves a Good Drilling
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And That’s Why You Never Get Too Close…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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WTF is WRONG with Kelly Bensimon’s Tits?
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Taylor Vixen Wet and Wild
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Sexy Dance FAIL
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Because You Probably Need a Laugh Today
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I Love You Vanessa Hudgens
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Amy Green is Topless
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Gwen Loves the Great Outdoors
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I Love You Halle Berry
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Penny Cruz Just Made My Day
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Lenka and Her Best Friend
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The Octomom Was a Stipper For Over a Year and Guess What Her Name Was?
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Bohemian Crap Machines
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Like Mother Like Daughter
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Michael Jacson WTF?!
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Dilco Corn Pony
(seriously this is awesome)
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And Now, a Tribute to the Underboob
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Miami Slut Tits
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2009

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

I spent the day trying to get a girl to send me naked pictures because I don’t like small talk and have a lot of time on my hands. It ended with her calling me a disrespectful for asking for close up bald pussy shots and suggesting I send her the molded dildo I made of my dick so she feels me inside her, so not only did I not get naked pictures, but now her husband’s calling me up angry and ready to kill be, which proves that you should never exchange numbers with your landlords wife, nothing good will come from it, and if something good does come from it and find out, they have the key to your house. I may be killed tonight. But before I go…here are my links….

On a sidenote the picture of the girl on top is from a reader who claims she’s a tranny in his building. Hope you liked it.

Because no Tuesday Night Movie Will Make You As Happy AS This
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Girls Gone Wild India
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Adrianne Manning Made My Rainy Day Better
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Back That Ass Up Over Here
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My Filthy Little Pony
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The Sexy Big Breasts of Ray J’s Reality Show
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And Now, The Worst Boxer EVER!!!
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Leg Lifts and Thigh Clamps. Yowza!
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Muppets 11 is Way More Amazing Than Ocean’s 11
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Because EVeryone Needs a Guiding Light in the Their Lives
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Striptease of the Day
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5 Super Powers You Can Get Like NOW!
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Anita Pearl = Boners
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The 8 Stages of Alcohol Consumption
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WTF Is Wrong With Amy Winehouse’s Leg?!
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God Damn Halle Berry is SLAMMIN’
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Drew Barrymore Channels Her Inner Jackie O
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Some Topless Movie Sluts
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Lindsay Price Looks Bangable
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And MORE Drew Barrymore Hotness
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Rachel Mc Adams Gallery
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Hey Lady, You Got Something GROWING OUT OF YOUR FACE
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Driving Miss Heather Summers
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HOly Fuck, and I Thought I Ate a Lot
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Hot Blonde Kitty Says Meoooowww!
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Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie
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Don’t Tell Me You Think You Can Get Laid On Your Own
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Robo Kamasutra
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Michelle Rodriguez is a Butch Lesbian and I Love Her
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Amanda Righetti is Definitely a Chick I Wanna Bone
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Jennifer Ellison’s Big Old Tits
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Heather Vandeven is Stripping
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Mischa Barton is Looking Mth Face Gorgeous
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Christina Ricci is Lookin’ Hot
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Aria Giovanni Will Make You Hot For Teacher
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Missy Tarrington is a Playboy Babe
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So They Found the Craigslist Killer
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Zoe Saldana Is My New Obsession
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Now That’s One Sweet Ass!
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Traci Lords in a 1990 Workout Video Amazing….
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Some Kim Kardashian Lookin’ Whores in Their Bikinis
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2009

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck – I forgot to do my links. My friend got the ALF season 1 DVDs and I’ve been pretty absorbed in the shit becuase it is amazing. I now know found something worth living for. We are 14 episodes in, 10 more to go, blame 420, even though I hate 420 talk and it’s not ever 420 anymore, so maybe you should just blame me liking being fucked up.

Follow Me On Twiiter Cuz It Is Fun
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Here are my links…hope I’m not too late sweethearts…

Spend Your Time Wisely
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Brooke Hogan Hides HEr Dick For a Minute
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Welcome to Jones BBQ and Foot Massage
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Is This Asian Scam-Artist Sexy Enough To Fuck?
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How About Some Hooter Cash Wash Girls?
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Twitter This, You Fucking Twat
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Border Patrol!!
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Sneezing in Slow Motion is Kind of Disgusting
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The TV Edit Of Snakes On A Plane Is Better Than The Original
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Some Leaked Footage From the New Halloween Movie
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Striptease of the Day
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Don’t Worry, Watching This Won’t Make You a Homo
You All Ready Are a Homo
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WTF Happened to Rupert Everett’s Face?!
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Lauren Pope Panty Upskirt
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Teri Hatcher Kind of Freaks Me the Fuck Out
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Jessica Alba Mom Jeans
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Alright I Admit It, Those Assholes at Macs Have Amused Me
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alona is Awesome
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Death Wish Defined Here
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Adie Rides a Big Toy
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Bikini Belly Flop HaHa HA
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Bikini Aerobics Good Times
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Kate Hudson Bikini Shots Do Wonders
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All Aboard the UK Babe Boat
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Adrienne is One Hot Babe
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Fuck You Dita Von Tease
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Day at the Beach With Sandee Summers
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Lindsay Lohan So Wants the Peen Again
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It’s 2:30 AM. Do You Know Where Your Mother Is?
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Cheerleaders in Slow Motion
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Sexual Predator on the Bus, No Biggie
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Everybody Hates Miss California
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All Your Fave TV Shows Are Being Cancelled
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Dancers of the 2009 NBA Playoffs
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Twincest Anyone?
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2009

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent my night on twitter. I don’t fucking know why or what I was saying, I was out drinking with friends/people I don’t give a fuck about, but instead of making awkward conversation, and jokes to each other, I just sat in the corner on my iphone, that I got for 30 dollars, just to make sure you realize I’m no baller, and I guess that was a glimpse into the future where we don’t have to interact with each other in person anymore, something you’re probably used to, since you are a fucking loser, but is exciting to me, since I hate people, and people seem to hate me, but that’s probably because I don’t shower and have a bad attitude.


Follow Me on Twitter Like I was Ashton Kutcher vs CNN Gayness
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Oh I just got this email saying that Mel Gibson has a hot new Russian Sounding wife….


Here are pictures of her “topless” Cuz Everyone Needs a Desperate, Hot Russian, Dying to Come to America: The Land of Opportunity
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And here are the rest of my high quality links.

Your Weekend In Bed Just Got Some Pussy to Join You …
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Pam Anderson Will Make You Vomit On Your Keyboard, and by Vomit I Mean Cum….
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Eva Mendes’ Hottest Pics Ever
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Real Life Pac Man Pretty Much Made My Day
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Mario Kart Death Race!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Why Hello Cheryl Tweedy
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Kazumi Can Do the Robot to End All Robots
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Do YOU Love Brown Chocolate?
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Bridget is Thick and I Love HEr
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The Ultimate Butterface Test
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American Idol Breeds Crazy
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Okay Maybe Family Guy is Funny Sometimes
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striptease of the Day
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Promo Shot For Bruno is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Thing Ever
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EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH AT KIM KARDASHIAN
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass in Vogue
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Mary Carey Ass Flash Throwback
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Stana Katic is Trashy Sexy
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Mischa Barton, WTF ARe You Wearing?
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Heidi Klum Needs to Give Her Vagina a Rest Already
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Emma Watson Gallery
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Veronika Fasterova with Earmuffs
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There is Just Way to Many of These Pole Dance Fuck Up Videos
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Victoria Kruz is Oiled Up
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Tampon Prank Makes Boyfriend Puke hahahaha
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Holly Wellin Takes It Off
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Ali Larter is Lookin Good
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Kelly Brook is Squeezing Her Boobs
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Lily is Busty
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Elle Macpherson In A Bikini Looks Good a Bikini
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CoCo is Just a Big Ball of Class
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Now That’s Racial Harmony
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Top 10 Summer Movies Guaranteed to Bomb
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Sandee Westgate Wears a Tie
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Brooke Berry is a Playboy Babe
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And That;s What Happens When You Get Shot in the Nuts With a Paintball Gun
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No Wonder Her Pussy Stinks
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Spencer and Heidi Are Smoking the Good Shit
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The Six Most Unfortunate Influential Films
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Ouch, That’s Gotta Hurt
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More lovely girls who get nude for you…
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Half Naked Girls in Vegas
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2009

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk – this is an email i got…..

Its not Zhang Ziyi its Ziyi Zhang and she is probably one of the most famous people in the world. Not hollywood famous but Chinese famous. I think she would probably be rank 2nd most famous in the world behind Aishwarya Rai of Bali-wood in India. Ziyi Zhang is the girl in crouching tiger hidden dragon and in house of flying daggers. the english film you may know  her best from is memoirs of a geisha. she was also the asian girl in rush hour 2 and Jet Li’s “Hero”. you honestly shouldnt be writing about famous people if you are ignorant of big world wide stars.

why do people care this much about useless whores. It is annoying…. people tried to fuck with me and here are my links…


Have Sex The Only Way You Know How
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Tori Spellings Tits = Dried GRapes Hanging From a Tree
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Hand UFC Fights Are Pretty Rad
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Filet O’Fish, Mothafucker!
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The 8 Hottest Porn Sluts Of The 70s
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I Kind of Wanna Motor Boat Kendra Wilkinson
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The Lohans All Have Dirty Faces. And Vaginas
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Your Business Cards Suck
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Interview With the Exhibitionist
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Angelica is Pure Heaven
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Here’s The Mug Shots Of Domino’s Greatest Employees Ever
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30 Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoos: A Gallery
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A Look At Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Jennifer Aniston Wants to Have a Big Jewish Baby
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Thank God Fergie Saved Us From Seeing Her Dick
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Alizee Poulicek is See Through
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Kristen Bell is Looking Cute
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That Fat Lady From Britain’s Got Talent is Blowing Up All Over the Place
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The FCC and a Bunch of Other Fucking Assholes Are Pissed at Sir Mix a Lot
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Farting in the Women’s Bathroom
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Sexy Referee Marta Zawadzka
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Slut With a Gun
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Irma Will Set You Free
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More Reggae Dancehall Insanity
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Godesses Walk Among Us
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Eva Longwhoria Bikini Shots
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Chanelle Hayes is Covered But Naked
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Tits and Booze. Nuff Said
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Rudy Huxtable is Getting A Reality Show, I Thought She Was Dead From Drugs, But I Guess Not
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Man Kim Kardashian’s Ass is Insane
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Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Nicole Nilanti Narain
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Rhianna is Coming Back
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Star Wars Macguyver Mash Up
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Bitch, That Ain’t No Pussy
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Carlie is a Cyber Girl
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Lady GaGa is Fucking Full Of Herself its Unreal
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Will Ferrel is Comic Gold
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Live from Congress the Skull Fucking Bill
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2009

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this weird Email:

Dear Sir or Ma’am,

My name is Monti Robinson and I am seeking a Herpes and HPV social networking community I’ve found your website to be a terrific fit for me.

I would like to ask if you would mind linking me to a website for people looking to network with people with Herpes and HPV.

Why would anyone want to network with people with Herpes or HPV, even if you’ve got the shit, you don’t wanna fuck chicks with the shit, because you don’t want their strain to merge with your strain and turn into some super strain on your dick, it’s better to just ignore the calls when the girl you fucked hits you up for giving her Herpes or HPV, it’s not like it is going to kill her.

That said, I have a pornstar crush on a girl named Bree Olson because I think she’s got a really good personality….right….and big natural tits…and she is funny…and she knows how to fuck. She emailed me directing me to a contest and because if you’re like me, you get soft in the knees and hard in the dick when pornstars email you, so now you’ve got to go vote for her….

VOTE FOR BREE BECAUSE WE LOVE HER
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Here are my the rest of my stepLINKS:

God Knows We All Need Something To Get Us Through This Shitstorm of a Week
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Lisa Rinna and Her Hemorroid Lips Did Playboy
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Debra Wilson Flashing Throwback
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Remember Jordana Brewster? She’s in Maxim This Month
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I’m No Faggot Ass Softee, But a Kitten On a Turntable is Kind Awesome
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Best Use for a Vibrating Phone I’ve Seen in Awhile
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The 9 Hottest Mexican Women
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Marlon Brando and His Gay Sex Secret Picture Scandal….
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Drew Barrymore Looks Not Hot At Some Movie Premiere
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Lieke Van Lexmond is Just Wow
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Recovery. What Happened?
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Striptease of the Day
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Crazy Freddie Will Pay YOu to Take HIS Money
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Bikini Ass Always Makes My Day Better, How About You?
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Hulk Hogan Understands OJ, Probably Cause He Wants to Kill His Wife Too
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Stuck With Sexy Girls in an Elevator? No Problem
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Jamie Foxx Apologize for That Whole “I Hope Miley Cyrus Gets Chlamydia Thing
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Isabella Rosselini Makes Porno With Sea Animals
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Rachel McAdams is Kind of Girl Next Door Hot
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The Pussy Thrower Has Something to Say
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Dolly Parton is Amazing and I Love Her
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Ashley Rhey is Pin Up Perfect
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How DO YOU Hide You Porn
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Dude Gets Rejected By a Fat Drunk Girl. I’m Sure You Can Relate, Loser
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Agenessa is Oh So Smooth
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The Dirtiest Asshole Ad I’ve Ever Seen
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Top 10 Celebrity Perverts of All Time
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KY Ads to Increase Female Pleasure
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Katie Green is Topless
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Random Awesomeness
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Surprise! Paris Hilton is Looking For New Penis Already
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Pink Looks Kind of Okay Topless
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Throwback Pics of Hayden Panettiere Pickin’ Her Ass and Lickin’ It
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Jenni BEhind the Scenes
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I’d Like to Have Some Safe Sex With Solange
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Amanda Bynes Versus Vanessa Hudgens – Legs Showdown
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Denise Milani is Surfing
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Jessica Simpson’s Mother Thinks She is a Big Boobed Tramp hahahah
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More Stop Motion Amazingness
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Mommy Where’s My Doll?
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Madonna’s Nanny is Running Her Fucking Mouth
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The 5 Best Movies Featuring Accountants
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They Call Her Olc Faithful
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Asses Galore!!
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