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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2009

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is still Canada Day and I have been drinking on the street amongst people dressed in khakis with hikini boots and it is weird. I don’t understand why people are chanting “Canada” outside my window, but I am pretty embarrassed by this whole display. All I see is red and white every where and if I wasn’t drunk, I would have thought I died and went to hell, and I guess maybe I have, after that Farrah Fawcett post. It’s pretty much the same feeling I had when I had my first herpes outbreak….

Here are my links, because I have no idea when I’ll be back online, or if I’ll even come out of this alive…..but if I do you can expect some better things from me, because with a new Canada Day comes new beginnings and I’m ready for the slow and steady takeover, I just haven’t figured out what I’m taking over, but I think I’ll start with Canada.

Alcohol, I hate when you embarrass me like this….actually I don’t mind it at all….let me have more of you…

Because If You Are Anything Like Me You Hate Your Life
And Tits Are The Only Thing That Makes It Worth Living
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Just in Time For Lunch/Dinner/Whatever Meal You Happen to BE Eating Right NOw
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Parent’s Just Don’t Understand
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The 50 Hottest American Woman
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Teens, Lawyers and Consensual Sex
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Stephanie Pratt Bikini Candids Aren’t Candids At All
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College Questions Anyone?
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Stephen King Remembers Michael Jackson
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Things That Best Friends HAVE to Do
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Exotic Island Cutie Rants About Mariah Carey!
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striptease of the Day
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How About a Squirrel Eating a Lemon
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Gwenyth Paltrow Hates America Part 32
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Beyonce is Lookin’ Good But WTF Is Up With Those Shoes?
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I Thought Charlotte Ronson and Lohan Hated Each Other?
Oh and Charlotte’s Top is See Through!
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Katy Perry Ruins a Perfectly Good Cover of a Magazine
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Taylor Swift is Bangable. Yeah, What? I Said It
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michael Jackson’s Will Actually Made Sense
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Fuck You Taco Bell
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The Best Parkour is From Brazil
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Meet Gemma Massey
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This World of Warcraft Virgin Needs to Calm the Fuck Down
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Lesbians Get Down
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Now Courtney Love Wants to Get Fat Again
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Mackenzie Lee is Tight and Hot
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Ksenia Sobchak does Russian Maxim
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What NOT to Do On a Plane
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Danille Lloyd Bikini Pics
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Dita Von Tease is Topless But Covered
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Big Tits and a Love For Self-Shots
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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Cheryl Cole and Her tits Sign Autographs
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Kelly, Rebecca and Julie Get It On X 3
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Super Model Freaks the Fuck Out Over Plastic Surgery
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Slow Motion Breakdance
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That’s Not a Happy Meal….
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Neverland is Not Gracelan – No Public Viewing of Michael Jackson
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Now That’s a Mighty Fine Ass
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Reporter Punches Drunk Heckler
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6 Things You Didn’t Know About The Bruno Movie (Spoilers)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Canadian 4th of July tomorrow and it is probably a lot less interesting than eating tons of junk food and shooting your guns, but I am going to get drunk anyway. That’s all I have to say about that…

I am pretty angry right now, we’ll talk about it later….Remember I love you….

Get Yourself Fucked, Figuratively Speaking
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Orit Fux is Isreal’s Biggest Whore
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Lego Arcade!!
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TEXT
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Paris, Nicole and the Olsens…And a Whole Bunch of PUKE
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I’d Bang Autumn Reeser, No Doubt
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This Twilight With Cheeseburgers Thing is Hilarious, So Here Is It In Case You Missed It
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mariah CArey is Kinda Gross
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Joanna Taylor Looks Like She Wants my Penis In Her
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Cute Sexy Girl Gets A Haircut! Pt. 13 – Celebrity Talk!
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Striptease of the Day
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Jo Jackson is Really Upset About His Son’s Death
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This Michael Jackson Thing is Going to Be the Paternity Test to End All Paternity Tests
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Bai Ling’s Nipples Take the Day Off
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Seriously, Jodie Marsh Makes Me Want to Puke
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Check Out These Awesome Photoshopped Pics of Madonna
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I Don’t Care How Rhianna Looks, I’d Still Bang Her
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How To Suck A Lollipop By Kim Kardashian At The Sugar Factory
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There’s a Camel Toe in the Middle of the Rainbow
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Bikini Race! Yaooow!!
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They Call That Instant Karma
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Shyla’s Big Old Tits
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alison Makes Cars Look Sexy
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I Don’t Know Who is Sexier, Lego Wino or Her Hot Creator
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Jana And Georgia…
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Who is Kate Upton and Why Isn’t My Penis In Her?
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Natasha Mealey Lingerie
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30DDs holy fuck!!
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Shower Time
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Cheryle Cole Takes Her Sexy Legs For a Walk
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Brianna Frost is a Bas Bunny
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How to: Drop Your Husband and Almost Kill Him
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The Shannon Twins are Playmates
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No One Ever Suspects the Nigerian Scammers Will Use Puppies
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Obama Had the Tranny’s Over for Supper
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Dinner Time
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Some Big French Tits…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I was talking to a girl about what she does when she runs out of toilet paper. She said she’s used socks and old weekly newspapers, but hated the ink and that her favorite was when she used coffee filters….

I was disgusted.

Here are my links…

I Don’t Know Who the Dog in this Relationship Is…
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Hayden Panettiere’s Hottest Pictures….
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They Aren’t Sluts, They Are Just Friendly….
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BILLY MAYS IS DEAD!
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It’s a Website Story
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That’s How You Park a Car
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Jodie Marsh’s Breasts Charm Snakes
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Here Comes the Brown
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Ever Wanted to Fly?
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6 Products that Billy Mays Could Have Sold
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Transformers 2: Revenge of the Binks
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News of th World Really Wants to Capatilize Off This Whole Michael Jackson Thing
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Striptease of the Day
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Leighton Meester and Blake Lively Are Back Licking Ice Cream Cones
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Michawl Jackson’s Preliminary Autopsy Report Leaked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lindsay Lohan Panty Upskirt
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Marion Cotillard Has the Best Mullet Ever
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Vanessa Minnillo and Topher Grace Are Most Probably Making Sex
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More Mischa Barton Meth Face
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Being Karl Lagerfeld – The Camel Toe Edition
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Bruno on the Tonight Show
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Lizzie is Amazing
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Girks Got Balls
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Golfing with a Big Stick
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Horny Girls Got Naked in the Party
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I’d Let Ginger Suck My Blood, Would You?
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Larry the Lawyer Knows How to Party
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Baby Swing Those Hips
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Courtney Love is Downright Scary
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Emma Griffiths Hard Nipples
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Babe Fingering Her Ass
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Eve is All That
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Cassie & Her Half-Shaved Head @ 2009 BET Awards
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Aria Giovanni Lingerie Montage
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Homemade Mario Kart is Amazing
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Once Upon a Time, Tom Cruise Was Awesome
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she Farted and Created the World!!
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Lo and Behold, It’s a Vaginal Vending Machine
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Ahnold Hates the Ozone Apparently
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WTF Were They Thinking- Tattoos
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Jailbait Make Out
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Bikini Ass of The Day
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Vega Brings Out the Whores in Bikinis…
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2009

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

< Turns out people are still fuckin' emotional about this whole MJ bullshit, this is going to be the last time I mention the shit, because the jokes are played out, but last night some dude who knows me and who follows me on twitter tried to rough me up for making the jokes I do about his death, like MJ was his fuckin' lover when he was 12 or some bullshit.


SO FOLLOW ME ON FUCKING TWITTER YOU USELESS FUCKING PIECES OF COCKSUCKING SHIT IT PISSES PEOPLE OFF
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Here are the rest of the stepLINKS

Domestic Abuse….With a Cheeto?!
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Live Sex for the Weekend
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Kayek of the High Dive! – Video
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Don’t Worry, The Sex is In the Mail
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Liz Hurley Cleavage Insanity
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Graffitti Time Lapse
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Yres, I’d Still Bang the Olsens
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Balls Hitting People In The Face: A Gallery
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Crazy Queer + Magic Tranny + Movies= Probably Amazing!
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Striptease of the Day
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Flava Flav is Amazing and I Love Him
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Michael Jackson May Have Overdosed
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Jackie Kennedy May Quite Possibly Have Had an Affair With Marlon Brando
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How About a Kate Moss Panty Upskirt
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Megan Fox Looks Full Bangable As Always
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Bar Rafaeli Seriously Looks Best When Dressed Down
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Out Of Respect, LaToya Jackson’s Scene Has Been Pulled From Bruno Movie
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michael May Be Dead but BUBBLES is Alive and Kickin’
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Kate Gosselin Bikini Ass
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Japanese Bra Commercial
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Charmaine Star is Sexy
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Charlie and the Angels Say Good Bye
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Drunk Bitch Takes a Spill
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Hot Teen Group Sex
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Nikki Jackson Will Make You Fall in Love
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Open road go karting in a DIY go kart
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Wanna Barf?
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I Wanna Bang Osla Fisher So Bad It Hurts My Penis
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Natasha Mealey Lingerie
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Blonde Babe Strips Down
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Isabel Lucas is Your Friday Fantasy
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This Explains Everything
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Drunken Party Slut Boob Circles
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Sandy Summers is a Biker Chick
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I Think Blake Lively is a Lesbian to Be Honest
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Girl on Girl Knew to The Face
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Jizz in my Pants
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is on the Run
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Totally Nude Aerobics
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Magic Card Panty Fantasy For the Virgins
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Some Big Fuckin’ Tits
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2009

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know why people care that Michael Jackson died, but the looks of him, he’s been dead for years and where were all these asshole fans who are frontin that they are so sand, back when motherfucker was on the block for molesting little boys, something that probably helped lead to his premature death, so instead of mourning the shit, you need to be blaming yourself for the shit, instead of acting like this really matters or changes your fuckin’ life.

I hate the mourners who come out of the fuckin’ woodwork.

Now, I’m going to celebrate that, cuz unlike MJ, I’m still alive, and going to get drunk and slip some shit it some girls drink like it was “Jesus Juice” while bustin a move to some Billie Jean, like she was 12 and had a prepuscent cock,

Here are my steplinks…

Booze and Bitches…
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I Guess Churches Still Aren’t Hip to the WHole ‘Gay’ Thing
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Star Trek: Confusion
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Big Titted Auto Girl
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Tenis’ Hottest Sluts
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Fun With Japanese Cheerleaders
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How About a Bikini Battle?
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Leighton Meester Doesn’t Seem To Concerned About Her Sex Tape
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How to Deal With Being Caught Cheating
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Dissing the Irish and Hatin’ on Leprechauns
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Striptease of the Day
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Does Sienna Miller Ever Work, Cause It Seems Like She Just Sits Around Topless All The Time
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When You’re the President of Zambia, Monkeys Peeing On You is Part of the Job
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Lily Allen Likes the Cocaine
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If You Look Closely, You Can Almost See Jennifer Lopez’a Nipple
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Harry Potter and The Key to The Cougars Coochie
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Comeback or Not, Britney Spears is Still Disgusting
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What I Would Give to See Michelle Pfeiffer As Cat Women Again
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Bikini Shoot in Action
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Hot Friends Shower Together
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In India Even the Kids Smoke
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She Fucks For Fritos
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Teens Get Slutty in a Pool
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The Girls Get Down and Dirty
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Fans Fight in the Stands – VIDEO
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Jana And Georgia Make Do With Each Other
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who is Saskia Boxford and Why Aren’t I Banging Her
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Kaylee Karver and Sam Kellett Naked
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Don’t Worry Rachel Hunter, I’ll Throw It In You
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Camilla is Freaky
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Cecilia, I’m Down on My Knees
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Jessica Hart is Pure White Trash
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Lucy Becker Topless Photoshoot
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Schoolgirls Beware!! OLDER MEN CAN GIVE YOU AIDS
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Coolio is Officially My Hero
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Robot Rock
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Super Size!!! (Her Vagina)
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Nina Mercedeses and Puma Suede
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Zachery Quinto is Kind of Gay
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Whores Even You Can Afford
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2009

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my week has not been grabbing Gaga’s ass, holding hands with Fergie, or even being on the Seacrest radio show or at a party with all women, but walking my dog at 4 am only to come across a topless 18 year old lookin’ dude and a topless 18 year old lookin girl making out in the middle of the fuckin’ street. I kepted creeping around the block to see if they got bottomless, but instead the caught onto me by the fourth time I walked by them, and they got dressed and went to finish up elsewhere. I can’t do anything right.

I didn’t post today because of shitty internet, I’m still alive, just barely, but that’s nothing new, I figure it all end any day now, you know just creep up on me from no where, at least that’s been the whole point of all these years of hard drinkin, not to be morbid or anything, I’m just an adrenaline junky who is neither athletic or into extreme sports, so I get my brushes with death the old fashioned way, and that’s through unprotected sex, hard drinking, smoking, drug use, and poking myself with syringes I find in the park to see what happens….which I don’t recommend, because hepatitis happens more often than staph infections and HIV, and that shit just fucks with your drinkin’….true story.

Here are my links for the day….

Get Your Web Came Slut On
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Kathy Lee Gifford’s Got Talent
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Artistic Toothpaste Shamings
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These Girls Can Sexually Harass Me Anytime
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Little Asian Bikini Contest Girl
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Fun with a Sex Toy Helicopter
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Man, Something About Jennifer Lopez Lately Makes Me Horny
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7 Types of Cockblockers
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Poker with a Slut. Nice
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Striptease of the Day
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Whoever Is In Charge of Marketing for Burger King Should Get a Raise
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Jonathon Rhys Meyers is My Kind of Drunk
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Courtney Love is a Crazy Walking Skeleton
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Topless Movie Babes Throwback
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Zac Efron & Breckin Meyer Parody Perez Hilton And It’s Actually Pretty Amazing
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Darryl Hannah Got Arrested
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Ilga in the Woods
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Marilyn Manson, It’s Time to Pack It In, Cause You Are Losing Your Mind
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Kid Crashes Dads Car
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Red Head Hottie
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Elena and a Big Dildo
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Bolivian TV Reporters Need to Check Their Facts
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she Likes the Nasty Boys!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Angelina Jolie for President?
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Cartoon or Not, I Would Still Bang CLEO
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Louise Glover and Triniana Iglesias topless
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Now That’s An Ass I’d Like to Be All Over
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Meet Gwen
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Here Come The Lady GaGa Drones…Ugh
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Brandy Talore and Her 36DDDs!!!
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And Another Glorious Red Head
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Kelly Clarkson is Right About Perez Hilton
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!
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Of Course They Can’t Count, They Are Pornstars, Not Astronauts
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Okay, Well Dakota Fanning Just Made Me Want to Puke
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Slash and Conan O’Brian Went Guitar Shopping Off Craigslist
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Weird Chicks On Acid AT Festivals ARe Always Good For a Laugh
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The Five Stages of a Drunken Night
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9 Hottest Filipino Women…..
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2009

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just got back from an open bar party and I took full advantage of it. The interesting thing was that the event was 99 percent chicks and I felt like I was creeping in the closet at a slumber party and every chick we spoke to asked us why the hell we were there, after they gave us handjobs, and by handjobs I mean dirty looks.

Here are my links, fuck yourself.

ecause The Porno Theatre Has Loads of Weird Dudes, and No Sitting At Home Being a Weird Dude Alone is Alot Better
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Are Your Breasts Getting You Down
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And Now, The New iPhone
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5 Megan Fox Scenes No One Has Seen
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And Now, Some Arabic High Diving
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jennifer Aniston is Courgar-iffic
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Sienna Miller Just Doesn’t Give a Shit
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Now THESE Are Album Covers!
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Confessions of a Tattoo Vixen
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Surprise! The Little Bitch Who Got the Stars Tattooed All Over Her Lied
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Strip Video of the Day
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EVEN THE GAYS HATE PARIS HILTON!
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I Never Thought Jennifer Aniston Would Make Me Want to Puke, and She Has Done It
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Cameron Diaz Flashed Her Ass On the Tonight Show
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Isabel Lucas Could Be Pretty Hot is She Did Herself Up
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If Shia LeBoufe is Fucking Megan Fox, Anything is Possible
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Orit Fox Has The Biggest Tits in Isreal
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Lily Allen WTF
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Jessica Alba Gallery
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Nikita Will Make You Crave Fruit
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Ever Heard the Term Whsiper Pants?
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Elizabitch Hasslecrack is Getting Sued
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Cute Blonde Shows It All Off
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jess and Dara Get It On
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Lesbians Love Anal
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Ghost Drive the Arab Way
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Joanna Krupa Has a Potty
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Megan Fox Gallery
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Anastasia is Cosy On a Rug
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Shower Time!
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Bikini Marketing 101
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Liza Doesn’t Like Underwear
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Sarah Jean Underwood is a Playboy Babe
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John Mayer Hates Perez Hilton, So Maybe JOhn Mayer Isn’t So Bad Afterall
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Russel Simmons is Always Banging Hot Chicks
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Hey!!! Wanna See My Penis?
YOU DON’T HAVE A CHOICE!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

22

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Being out of town means being unable to post as much. That’s why I sucked today. I mean I normally work with a hangover, but after getting the interview on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, I figured I don’t need to fuckin’ update, so I went to celebrate instead.

You may not know this, but doing what I do, no matter how good I am at talkin’ shit, gets me no where because I don’t censor myself, post nudity and say inappropriate shit. I get called a porn site all the time, I like to believe it’s the worse porn site every made, because if you can jerk off to this, you’re clearly fucked up. But people are scared of sign off on me, they think it’ll get them fired, so getting that kind of mainstream coverage, no matter how much I know I deserve it, is like a reminder that I still got my swagger.

So while hating myself as I always do, I took some time for myself and went to a rub and tug as a way to pat myself on the back, or have an asian pat me on the back before licking my ass and jerking me off, and now I reminded to keep doing what I am doing and what I have been doing for over 5 years with little or no success, because I can still make the weirdest shit happen, and make what I set out to do in starting the site eventually pull thru….

So thanks for being decent and comin by the site and laughing at me while I laugh at myself, I’m not turning gay here, despite Seacrest’s ability to make any man weak in the knees, so here are my stepLINKS for the day.

She’s Got What You Need!
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No Jail Time For Chris Brown
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The PC Dude is Roasting Obama and It’s Kind of AWesome
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Hottest Model Of The Day: Emanuela De Paula
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Ladies Of Wrestling
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A Jewel Bikini Shot is Pretty Nice to Look At
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Shanghai Scrubdown
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I Kind of Wanna Punch Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal in the Face Right Now
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Inner Monologue of a Guy Waiting Line for an Iphone Who Suddenly Has to Sh*t Really Bad
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Legs, Cleavage, Beer, & A Green Screen Studio
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Drew Barrymore, WTF Are You Wearing
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Striptease of the Day
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How the Fuck IS This Guy Married to Her?
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Lindsay Lohan is Begging
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Jodie Frost Upskirt
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The Slut Who is Having Mel Gibson’s Baby Also Has a Shitty Music Video
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Well Here’s a Surprise and By a Surprise I Mean Not a Surprise At All
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Get Ready for the Next Phase of Jessica Simpson Shitfest
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Ciara And Her Hot Blue Lamborghini
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Cayman Islang Bikini hos for SI
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Naked Yoga is Awsome
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Luna Shows Her Tits Off
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Megan Fox is Sorry
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Suzie CArina Gets Her Dildo On
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Lara Masterbates on the Stairs
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ATTACKE CARDIO WITH VINNIE JONES
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jordan is Disgusting
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Let’s Remember Halle Berry’s Giat Pregnancy Cleavage Together
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Babes Making Out Alays Brightens My Day
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Kelly Clarkson at the Much Music Video Awards Teams Up with Mcdonalds, I Guess
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Anna Touches Herself
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Tila Tequila is a Dirty Whore
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Robot Rock
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Midget Quits an Anal Scene
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Barbara Walters Hates Lindsay Lohan
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40 Flexible Yoga Babes
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A Girl With a Smoking Ass
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Sometimes We Regret The Things We Offer Our Loved Ones
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Last night was a fuckin’ shit show. From seeing girls I’ve banged and being told I was their biggest regret making out with a chick, to dropping the Rudy Huxtible line on every black girl I met, to my friend singing a song about gay natives only to be overheard by a couple huge fuckin’ natives, like pure bred natives, who had some bever tooth/wolf tooth necklace on, try to beat him up, and ending up in the middle of a park in a fuckin’ mini with a drunk driver and homeless dude.

The whole thing made me forget to post my stepLINKS – but here they are

Get Off First, Then Worry About Gettin a Life
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Marcus T Bailey Has The Best Mugshot Ever
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It’s Just a Perm, Your Hair Will Grow Again
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Leighton Meester’s Hottest Pics
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Hooter’s Girl Dance Sexy
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Tricia Helfer is All That
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Japanese Sexy Cheerleaders
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More Fun With Bruno
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The 7 Stages of First-Time Sex with Someone
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Say Goodbye to the Pizza in the Hut
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Sexy Asian Girls Movie Talk: Adam Sandler Happy Gilmore – 2
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Striptease of the Day – 2 For 1
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Olivia Munn is in Playboy
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Linda Hamilton Used to Beat the Shit Out of Her Husbands
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Marisa Tomei Upskirt Throwback
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Rhianna is Such a Babe It’s Amazing
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Scarlett Johannson is Gonna Be the ‘Bride Of Frankenstein’
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Club Bosses Threaten To Ban Lohan and Celebrity Twitters
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Dina Lohan Rides Again
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Sexy Russian Grils Office Dance
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Martyna in the Shower
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Russian Gang Fight
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Girls LOL at Guy Who Can’t Get His Dick Hard
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Red Heads Are Always Nice to Look At
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Sophie Reade In Nuts June 09
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You’ll Have a Thing for Holly Too
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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If Lauren Conroad Actually Wrote Her Own Book, Then I Am Mickey Mouse
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Anderson Cooper + Richard Simmons is Kind of Amazing
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Sammie Pennington is Topless
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How About Some Natural Breasts?
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anal It Is!!
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Demi Scott Bares All
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Now That’s An Ass
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USA Versus Italy – Model Showdown
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Paris Takes Her Herpes Around the World
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Nerd FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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Of Course You Laugh At a 2 Inch Penis
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The Hills is Fake?! I Am Shocked. SHOCKED
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MMMmmmmm Bar Sex
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And Now, The Luther Burger
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Lesbians in Training
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking down the street and passed some weird guy standing on the corner with a lap top in hand. He called me over to get in on the fun that he was having. I wasn’t going to go look at his screen because I feel like I’ve seen a variation of that movie and would rather not get raped and murdered in a back alley, even if it was more exciting than most of what I’ve been up to lately.

So I decided to entertain the weirdo, and look onto his screen, only to find out that he was watching a video of himself jerking off.

I figure this is some new age flasher shit, and part of me wants to give him props for innovation, part of me wants to give him advice on technique cuz I know masturbating and part of me wants to convince him to get some videos of girls masturbating, since that’s kinda my thing, but the biggest part of me felt really weird about the whole thing, and a little too close to the dude to really want to spend time gettin’ closer, I mean I knew him all of 10 seconds before seeing him jerk the fuck off, and I couldn’t help but wonder:

What’s going to happen a minute into this? Or 5 minutes in….

Then I realized that’s where the rape and murder come into play and I had to boot out of there before shit got weirder which is saying a lot consider dudes on his computer watching jerk off videos of himself…with me….

I left and deicided to call you over to see what’s going on on my computer screen, in the form of stepLINKS, I know not as perverted, but one day it just may be.

Follow My Fat Ass on Twitter
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Here are the rest of my links:

Really Easy Girls Who Have Very Proud Parents….
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While Madonna is Waiting for Her Fifth Child to Be Delivered From DHL…
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Have You Heard? I Was Under the Impression EVERYONE Had Heard!
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Meet The Hot Models Of The Pirelli Calendar
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Girls and Free Pool Parties
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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This Party Planning Dude is a Tad Fucking Creepy
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Reece Witherspoon Seems Like a Real Fucking Cunt
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Now Here’s Some College Mascots I Can Get Down With
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Island Cutie Talks Dancing
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Striptease of the Day
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Aubrey O’Day Got Robber But At Least Her Tits Are Still In Tact
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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Hate That Kate Gosselin and Her
Army of Children Are Taking Up All the Gossip
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Ibiza is on High STD Alert Thanks to Katie Price
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Britney Spears Hard Nipples
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I’d Like to Bang Angelina Jolie On The Un Podium Personally
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Shanna Moakler, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Amy Winehouse is a Tattooed Lizard!
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This Fire David Letterman Thing is Getting Out of Hand
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Remember How Awesome It Was When Paris Hilton Was In Jail?
Let’s Laugh About It Together Again
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Boobs on the Catwalk Are Awesome
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Caught in Gang Crossfire
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The Things People Do to Get Famous
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Suzie Carina is a Little Slice of Something I Want
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Sheerleader Katrina
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Billy Joel Better Find Some New Pussy
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Not The Final Lap – VIDEO
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Let’s Jerk Off to Samantha Ryan Together
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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David Archuleta’s Dad Prefers Massages of the “Full Service” Nature
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Lucy Pinder Throwback – Her First Fully Nude Shoot
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These Strong Dykes Freak Me Out
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And My Dream Girl of the Day Is….
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Beyonce Bikini Throwback
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Bakc Flop Off a High Dive – VIDEO
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You Can Restore Your Virginity As Often As You Want!
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Fuck You Jamie Foxx
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Just Try and Tell Me These Dudes Aren’t Homos
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Cris Cyborg Will Choke You Out
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Sexy Bikini Chick Makes For A Good Thursday
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The Gays Are Mad At Bruno
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds are Back

An Asian and Her Vagina….
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Some Amateur Tits!!!
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A Girl Trying to Be Sexy in her Underwear
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts are Back:
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