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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2009

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I need to get on Oprah. That’s my new life goal. But I don’t mean on her show. I mean up on her physically. Like climb her thick chocolate thigh and explore her inner lady parts with my tongue. I hear she’s got a tight pussy. Like she only fits in three fingers….fat fingers that are spread as far apart as possible…but still only three fingers and I guess that’s tight for someone. Either way, Oprah, it’s on.

But before I make that miracle happen, here are my stepLINKS…


Get Girls To Diddle Themselves While You Watch Without Any Effort
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The Creepiest Gift You Could Every Give Anyone That Keep On Giving
And No, It’s Not AIDS
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SUPER SOAKER WATER BOARDS!
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Hooters Girls Dancing is Always Good
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Here’s a Fuck Load of Megan Fox Photos
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Keri Hilson Is The Sexiest Black Women Alive (Pics)
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Sluts Play Ball
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I Take Back All The Times I Called Jennifer Lopez Hot in the Last Few Weeks
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We’d Love to Fuck Demi Moore, No?
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A Lovely Gallery of TWINS
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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For Fuck Sakes Brtney and Lohan Together Again
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One Wedding and a Funeral
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Striptease of the Day
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Miranda Kerr is Sexy on the Runway
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LINDSAY LOHAN IS SUCH A FUCKING A WHORE!
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I Wanna Punch Pheobe Price in the Fucking Mouth
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Yes, I Would Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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You Guys Know I Love Mee Some Bree Olsen
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Jenna Jameson in Some PETA Campaign…Fuck I Hate PETA
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Jennifer Aniston is Fine with Being an old, Single Shrew
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Latoya Jackson is Actually Looking Half Bangable, Who Would Have Thought?
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BASKETBALL FIGHT!
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Random Photos Are Peoples Faves
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ATVs and Chicks Don’t Mix
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Lucky Dude Gets Fucked in a Bathroom
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Authumn Bliss is a Real Stunner
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Emily Rossum Does Vegas
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Street Drain Artwork
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Mischa Barton is a Fucking Mess
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Imogen Thomas is Sexy
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Teen Has Fun Alone
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Lovely Lovely Gisele
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Christina Hendricks is Lookin Hot
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Cassie is Nude in a Hammock
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Surf’s Up Denise!
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Kayla Collins is a Playboy Babe
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WEARING CONDOMS IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH
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Keri Hilson is Greasy
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And One More Time
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A Set of Big Titties is Better than a Sack of Shit…
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2009

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone emailed me calling me out on a story I wrote about 6 sixteen year old girls in bikinis applying tanning oil on each other at the park before tanning in the park and how I found it an erotic situation, until coming home to my wife and realizing what the bitches turn into once those perky new curves start to settle like the foundation of an old house and they turn dumpy, saying that my story was a lie. Now, I don’t know where this motherfucker lives, but it is in the wrong fucking place if he doesn’t come across girls tanning on the beach, or in the park or anywhere together, because it is pretty much a daily fuckin’ occurrance in most of the world in the fucking summer and even when I don’t leave the house for days at a time, I still see the shit, so fuck you for doubting me or for giving me credit as some kind of mastermind who can think up such crazy situations like groups of girls putting tanning oil on each other. Motherfucker needs to hit up the waterpark.

I was just in a bar chatting up some evironmental tree-hugger engineer (lesbian) about how I don’t recycle and intentionally throw out cans and bottles while staring at the closest tree pointing my finger letting him know that I will win this fuckin’ war on nature, needless to say she didn’t show me her bush. I blame my penis but it may have been cuz I am insensitive…But I’m happily drunk and here are my stepLINKS for the Day…

They Got What You Need Baby
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The Only Reason They Are Blaming Tiger Woods For Farting on TV Is Because he is BLACK
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Mario and The Princess Have a Sex Tape
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Sorry, But UFC Fighting is for Homos Anyway
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Bikini Girl Lapdance
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Why Are European Commericials So Consistantly Amazing
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Lohan is Blonde and See Through
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Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club
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The Trailer for the Anime Version of Wolverine Looks Amazing
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striptease of the Day
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The Sun Shines On Jennifer Aniston’s Sweet Fuckin’ Tits
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Britney is Back to Being a Big Blonde Hoe Again
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Hot Model Pics: Jamie Gunns
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Adrianne Curry Sure As Hell Doesn’t Have a Job, So I Guess She Has Nothing
Better to Do Than Hang Out in a Bikini
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I Swear to God I Hate Lady GaGa More and More Everyday
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Good God I Love Penny Cruz
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Sophie is Erotic
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There’s a BIG Surprise In Custody Case For Jackson Children
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Ugh Jessica Simpson is So Gross
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Sophia Bush Gallery
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Petra Shakes What Her Momma Gave Her
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Roseanna May be Digusting But She is Completely Insane
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Third World Country Moms Really Know How to Take Care of Their Kids
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Old Pervs Do The Only Things They Know How
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Busty, Busty Blondes
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Turkish Demolition Goes Wrong
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I Pretty Much Can’t Ever Resist a Latina Type Brunette
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TEXT
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Mischa Barton is Back and More Digusting Then Ever. Bring On the Weight Gain
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Personally I’m a Fan of Photoshopped Britney
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A Huge Amount of Self Shots
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Bryci Looks Tempting
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Meagan Fox is Covered in Blood
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That’s Right, Yank That Yellow Bikini Off
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This Version of Billie Jean is Awesome
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Farah Fawcett and MJ Look Alike
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And More Funny commericals
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Hey Lady, Your Butthole is Broken
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DEAD MAN FOUND AT SEA!
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The 20 Sexiest Rock Star Spawn
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Viva Italia Cam Whore
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Let’s Auto Tune the News, One More Time
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Some Nutty Cleavage in Toronto….If You Are This Girl Email Me….Thanks

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2009

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to the park today because it was sunny out and I came across a group of 6 or 7 sixteen year old girls. They were wearing bikinis and rubbing tanning oil on each other intensely. It was a vision of perfection, I mean I don’t think asses stay that tight much longer for girls and it was like I saw them at there prime. It was so amazing that I think shit played out in slow fucking motion, it felt like it took them an hour for them to stop goin at each other, not that I wanted to, but the whole thing remind me of a ghetto softcore porn I stole from a music store years ago on VHS.
Either way, it made me fuckin’ happy, it reminded me of how good life can be unti I got home and heard my wife grunting for me to meet her in the bathroom because she needed someone to wash the fold of fat on her back she can’t reach, and all that goodness I experience went down the fucking toilet, along with my dignity.

I guess on the positive side of things, at least she washed today…here are my stepLINKS….


Because You May Not Be Lucky Girls….
But That Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Get Off
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Here’s the Nipples of the Newest Chick George Clooney is Fucking
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I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Country Yoga Homo Asshole
Seriously Tho This is Creepy
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Jordana Brewster Has Still Got It
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It’s a Dr Phil Prank Call
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Tori Spelling See Through Bikini
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YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
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Seth Rogan is Amazing
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Jennifer Lopez’s Sluttiest Pics
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8 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Summer Camp
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Polygamist Ladies Exposed!
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Striptease of the Day
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Kelly Clarkson is Pretty Much Dusgusting
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Ciara is a Camel-Toe Flashing, Third-Tier Rihanna
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Grace Jones is An Insane Freak That Looks Like a Man, But I Love Her
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A Seinfeld Reunion is in the Works, Ooof
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Michelle Cameron & Lily
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Leslie Mann is Kind of Hot
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It’s a Porn Star Birthday
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I Love When Shakira Shakes Her Ass
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Oh Sweet Nina
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Who Knew Trent Reznor Was Such a Cry Baby and Could Get Butthurt so Easy
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Toll Booth Fail
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Brunette Gets Dominated
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Gina is Your Fantasy
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Comic-Con Whores
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Beach Boobs!!!
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Who Is Katie Lee Joel
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Snuggie for a Dog? For Fuck Sakes
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Kayleigh Pearson is Nude
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Any Another dita Von Tease Sex Video
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Meet Candace
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Ashley Tisdale is Leggy
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Misty Anderson Camera Action
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I Wana Motorboat These Babies
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The Megan Fox Boycott Boycott
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Adriana Malkova in the Sauna
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Katie Faye in Polish Playboy
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Naked Lesbian Massage Anyone?
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Dinner is Served
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Joan Rivers is Too Much
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Bath Tub MILF
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Little Girl on a Game Show Goes Wrong
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Some No Name Slut in NYC Making Me Wanna Fuck Her Drunk Pussy
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2009

30

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I remember the first and only time I went on vacation without my wife. It was years ago and I ended up at some cheap ghetto resort in some cheap ghetto island in the Caribbean and the trip cost me around 400 dollars everything incuded, it was brokeback, but then again so is everthing I do.

I remember when I got home, my wife was so furious that I hadn’t called to let her know how I was doing and when I told her it was because I was too busy having fun, she didn’t seem to find that a justifiable excuse.

She also got pissed that I didn’t bring her back any gifts, because I wasn’t talking to her, but what she didn’t know is that I did have a gift from the south for her, shit only showed up 6 to 8 weeks after I got back and got up in her and that’s when she really got pissed. I guess women are just hard to fuckin’ please, so demanding and self absorbed…even for a giving man like me…

Here are my stepLINKS….

You Don’t Need This Weight Ladies, You Just Need a Big Weight
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Bikini Contest Showdown
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Live Sex….Or Live Masturbation…You Decide….
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I Hope My Divorce is That Much Fun!
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Camel Bickles Under a Fat Ho
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The 10 Hottest Funny Girls
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Who Wants to Date Jacob’s Mom?! I DO!
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Ell Macpherson See Through Throwback
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Penny Cruz, I Love You
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Rosanne is a Domestic Hitler
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Amber Valletta is Sexy in the Sun
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Cash in Hand?
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Striptease of the Day
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This Bad Girl Bikini Girl Just Looks Like She Can Suck A Dick and Eat A Pussy At The Very Same Time!
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Omer Bhetti is Michael Jackson’s Secret Son
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Everyone is Disgusted by Bai Ling
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Rihanna Looks Like Licorice and I Like it
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Britnni Spells Her Name Retarded, But Man Look At That Ass
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Amanda Bynes Is All Grown Up
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Mel Gibson Seems Like He Would Be a Real Riot at a Party
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Lohan Facing $37,500 Unpaid Hotel Bill
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cintia Dicker for BlueMan Bikini Spring/Summer 2009
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Violet Lights One Up
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This Whore Blew Her Husband Away
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I’d Fuck the Doggy Lover Doll, Would You?
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Fucked on Tape
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Sasha Grey is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Ashley Greene is Braless
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TEEN LESBIANS! JOY!
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I Will Gladly Take Bar Rafaeli Off Leo’s Hands
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Serena Gibson and Danni Wells Are Topless
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And Here’s a Porn Dita Von Tease Was in Before She Was Famous
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Now Here’s a Gallery of a Couple of Chicks I’d Like to Ravage
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Aubrey O’Day is Disgusting
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gisele in a Fishnet Bosy Stocking
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Karla Spice Wants You to Watch Her Workout
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And More Rihanna
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Now THIS is the Version of Ghost Busters I’ve Been Waiting For
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Bug in a Pussy is Kinda Fucking Gross Man
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http://dlisted.com/node/33189

Stormy Daniels Does Penthouse
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Now That’s a Camel Toe I Can Get Down With
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Jenn Aniston’s Nipples Make Me Like Her Just a Little Bit More
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Stupid Canadian Tits….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl Her Ass and Her Tits…
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VIDEO OF THE DAY

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2009

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to have a girl I dated who was paranoid I was fucking other girls. I guess because she lowered herself to get with me, she figured I had that affect on most women, unfortunately she was wrong. But every night I would come home and the first thing she would do is sniff my dick to see if she could smell other pussy on it and only half the time she’d suck me off after realizing she was being insane. So I started trying to fuck with her when I realized we were done and I’d rub random disgusting things on dick to fuck with her head, from mustard to mud to not washing for a week just to gross her out, but that just made her stop giving me blowjobs. Until one day, I took the plunge and rubbed my dick with some raw 3 day old fish and when I got home for the inspection she freaked the fuck out and stabbed me in the fuckin’ neck with a pen. I lived and lucky for you that I did cuz here are my stepLINKS….of the Day


Miley Cyrus’ Number One Fan is Fucking Derranged
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Sluts Who Do It Right
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Unicycle Escalator Jump
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The 9 Hottest New Jersey Chicks
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Javelin Toss FAIL – VIDEO
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Katy Perry and Her Two Big Talents
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Remember the Sesame Street Number Count
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Vanessa Minnilo’s Nipple Throwback
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I Really Hate Taylor Momsen
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Internet Commenter Digest – A Magazine
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She’s Got the Eyes of a Panther
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I Want to Meet the Man Who Spawned the Saved By The Bell Reunion and Punch Him in the Face
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REMEMBER WWE DIVA “SUNNY”? WELL, HER TITS ARE BIGGER, AND SHE’S TOTALLY FUCKABLE!
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striptease of the Day
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Being Brad Pitt Must Be Kind of Amazing At Times
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Bail Ling is Brawless and Gross
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Fuck You Kid Rock
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Gisele Needs to Open Up That Trench Coat
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Fake Titty Whore in Her Bikini Showing Off Her Tight Body and Busted Down Face
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Desiree’s Tits Are Heaven
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The Only Thing Ali Larter Should Be Getting Married to Is My Penis
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Mischa Barton Looks Disgusting
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Russel Brand Totally Looks Like a Chick and If I was Drunk Enough I’d Fuck Him
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They Did a Michael Jackson Tribute in Montreal and It Was Kind of Amazing
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Laura is a Royal Stripper
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Toll Booth Fun
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Love When Bitches Get Violated
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Extreme Anti-Smoking Ad
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Keisha Buchanan
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Naked British Holiday
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Tattooed Birds That Suck Dick
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Adrean is Naked
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Personally, I Don’t Mind a Chick That Smokes
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Heather Vandeven
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Bag of Boobs
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Pussy Slayer
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Jon Gosselin is a Fucking Douche
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How Long Can You Last?
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Punchlines To The 100 Most Offensive Jokes of All-Time
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Miranda Kerr Topless Vacation
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Some Whore in a See Thru Top
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was stuck behind a group of girls in line today and all they were talking about was how many guys they hooked up with over the summer so far versus how many they set out to hook up with and that went into all the cute boys they know and how cute they are naked which went into talking about their bra sizes and tit sizes and their friend’s tit size and the whole thing ended the second I told them that I’d be happy to help them reach their summer cock objective. Unfortunately they were 14 and didn’t think it was funny….

Here are my links.

Get Laid virtually
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A Match Made in Junkie Heaven
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2012 Orgy!!! There is Always Time to BONE
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More to Love – 10 Big Girls We”d Love to Get Crushed By!
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Tuna’s Asian Bikni Grind
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Now That’s What I Call Phone Sex
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Lady GaGa’s Penis – I Mean Nipple – Slip
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Winona Ryder May Be Insane, But I Would Still Do Her
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Grace Park Will You Mary Me
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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It’s a Hot and Spicy Number
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Striptease of the Day
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Reggie Bush Left Kim K’s Ass in the Dust
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More Lady GaGa Stupidity
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SWEET TITS, BEAUTIFUL ASS, AIN’T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
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Halle Berry, I Love You
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Jase Has a Great Body, But SHould But a Bag Over HEr Head
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The Drama Don’t Stop for Lohan
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Chris Tucker is Broke
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Eva LongWHORIA and the Silver Slingshot
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor Has Some ‘Splainin to Do
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Violet is Nude and Wet
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When a Horse Has a Heart Attack
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Big Boobed MILF Gets Fucked
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Jessica Moore is Busty
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Hot Peppers Will Make You Puke – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Random Photos of the Day
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Madonna Gets More Disgusting By the Day
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Katie is Topless
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Mellissa in Lingerie
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Corin is Lovely
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WTF is Sienna Miller Wearing?
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Sarah Stone Eats a Sandwich and Shows Her Boobs
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So Solid Cleavage at a Club
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2009

27

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was drinking a beer in the park and this blonde girl was walking around with a baby carriage in her bikini top. I screamed out at her that she’s only 5 pounds away from the breakaway point. She didn’t get what I meant, so I had to explain that the breakaway point is when white dudes stop lookin’ at you and black guys start seducing you. She didn’t laugh, but she did introduce me to her half black baby while letting me know that the next time she sees me she’s gonna make sure her black baby daddy hurts me, I mean that is if he every answers her calls…..
Here are my stepLINKS:


Monday Night Slut Fix
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Tony Romo’s Security is On Red Alert For When Jessica Simpson Goes Crazy
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The & Types of Professors You Will Have at College
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Do You Remember the Sex Toy Helicopter?!
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Sexy Black Girl Jessica White’s Hottest Pics
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Olivia Munn is Wonder Woman
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Poster Board Sex? Say What?!
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Anna Friel Side Boob SHot
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Honestly I Am Getting Bored of Megan Fox
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STACY KEIBLER UPSKIRT PIC!
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Rupert Everett’s Cunty Mouth Cost Him A Job
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The History of G.I. Joe
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Striptease of the Day
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And Here, Good Friends, is Ali Larter’s Ass
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It’s Been Friday Night For Tara Reid for Like 9 Years or Something
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Rachel McAdams is Lookin Hot!
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Anita Pearl Reminds Me of a More Trashy, More Tanned Kristen Stewart
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Octo-Crazy Finally Got Her Reality Show
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I Dunno About You, But I Would Bang Dawnn Lewis
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I’d Like to Bust a Nut All Over Ciara’s Tummy
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Jessica Burciaga Magazine Shoot
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Michelle C Strips
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Guy Slides Down This Part of a Bridge and BAILS so HArd – VIDEO
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Peaches and Her Friend Need a Dick
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cassia Riley Strips Down
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Brooke Hogan is Living the Dream…Kinda…
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Crime Scene Construction Japan style
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Tiffany & Mackenzie…
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Lindsay Lohans’s Disgustingly Dirty Feet
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Eva Mendes See Through
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Big Booty Babe Covers Her Ass in Oil
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Girls Look Best When They Are Solo If You Ask Me
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Who is Gretchen Rossi and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Penis?
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HERE IS THE TRAILER FOR TRON
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Get Wet – A Series of Splash Pranks
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Man of the Day Edition
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Post-it Space Invaders is AMAZING
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There’s a Pussy on My Nikes!!
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Paris Hilton is a Dirty Hippy
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Miss March Invades Comic-Con
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She Squirts and It’s Her First Time!
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An Asian Grandma Swearing in English Made My Day
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Oh Look at this Sexy Pose…
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2009

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I once dated a girl who dumped me because I would make fun of her everyday, I also dated a girl who dumped me because I didn’t buy her a birthday present because I spent all my money on partying, I dated a girl who dumped me cuz I stuck my dick in her when she was sleeping after she pretty much gave up on fucking me and she assumed that meant I raped her, when I assumed it meant I was doing her job as a gf for her, and another girl who dumped me cuz I let some homeless girl lick my dick and I showed her the pics proud of what I had accomplished. I’ve been dumped for shooting videos of girls masturbating in bathtubs, for making hitler jokes at a Jewish girl I dated’s house during passover, in a “wow would Hitler be rollin’ in his grave if he saw us enjoying this brisket” kinda thing, but for some reason, no matter what I do, my wife won’t leave me, and she’s the one girl who I want to have dump me. To date, I’ve done everything imaginable to her, but she just doesn’t care and I guess that kind of consistency in a person is comforting, no matter how bad it may smell.

That said…..

Bitches lookin to feed me their vaginas, or at least willing to stroke my hair while I cry into their laps about how life has wronged me….
Add Me to Facebook

Bitches looking to watch me make a fool of myself in other online venues than just this site
Follow Me on Twitter

Here are my stepLINKS….


Cameron Diaz’s Hottest Pics
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Party Girls Aint Got Shit on This….
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If Tyra Banks Can’t Eat, Neither Can You!!
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Hand Drawn Block Letters Is the Hit Movie of the Summer!
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MAybe YOu SHould Have Sex With Animals!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Looks Great From the Side
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Prank the Garbage Man!
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Kendra Wilkinson Topless Wedding Tits!
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Karl Lagerfeld Hates On Everyone And I LOVE IT
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MARYSE HAS A REALLY
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The Evolution of Sluts
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The History of G.I.Joe
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Paris Hilton Isn’t a Stupid Slut She Just Plays One in Real Life
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Striptease of the Day
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I Guess The “Have a Set of Twin Via Surrogate to Save The Marriage” Thing Didn’t Work
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Evan Rachel Wood Knows How to Put On a Show
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I’d Like to Punch Gwenyth Paltrow and Her Shitty Cooking Show in the Face
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Reagan and Lauren Show Off For the Cameras
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Katy Perry Loves Halloween and I Hate Katy Perry. So That’s Something
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Amy Winehouse is Not Guilty
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Avril Lavinge is Kind of a Digusting Skank
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Crazy German Skates Down a Roller Coaster
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Christina Del Basso is Topless
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Insane Race Car Crash
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Insane Fisting
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Rhianna’s Hair is Still Stupid But I Love Her Of the Day
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American Psycho – The Video
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The Record Perspective
(SERIOUSLY THIS ONE IS AWESOME!)
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Kelly Clarkson Just Keeps Getting Bigger
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Rhian Sugden is Nude
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Fun in the Club
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Rachel Bilson is Hot
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Danielle Pulls Out Her Boobs in Public
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TOO MANY HAYDENS
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Cyber Girl in Black, Yaow!
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Comic-con Sluts
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Oh Sure, Let’s Just Run People Over In Our BMW, No Biggie – VIDEO
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Orgasm Gets Ruined
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Mick Jaggers Daughter is Hot
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Too Sexy for Polotics….
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Nice Shirt Ya Slut…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided to hitchhike to a Caribbean resort to sit in the sun and sip cocktails, I’m tired of the shitty weathing here, because combined with my shitty apartment, my shitty bank account, my shitty wife, my shitty drinking problem and my shitty general health, it makes for a pretty shitty fuckin’ time. Not to mention, I can find myself my very own Rihanna to nurture and cultivate into makin’ me money, whether she knows how to sing or not, I figure I can buy her from her family for a goat, so see you all in fuckin’ hell, but before I go, here are my links for the day….

Find a Worthy Slut Here
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This Chick Rebbie Jackson is News to Fuckin Me
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Let’s Take a Trip Dwon Nintendo Memory Lane
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Drunk Bitch Gets Tossed Out of a Club – VIDEO
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Alyssa Milano is Still Lookin Good
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How About Two Sluts in a Light Saber Strip Fight?
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Devon Aoki Nipple Slip Throwback
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TORRIE WILSON HAS THE HOTTEST ASS OF ALL TIME!
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Las Vegas Bikini Poo Party
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I Almost Forgot How BAd I Wanna Bang Freida Pinto
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A Girls On Their Knees Gallery
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Holy Fuck, Remember Bobcat Goldthwait
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Reality Whore Stew!!
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Striptease of the Day
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Jude Law Seems Like a REall Swell Guy, And By Swell Guy I Mean a Women Beater
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Patrizio D’Addario is Some Italian Escort the Prime Minister is Italy is Bangin
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Marc Anthony Now Owns Part of the Miami Dolphins
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Meggans Gallery is Amazing
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Amy Winehouse is Back in Court
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A Naked Cowboy Running For NYC Mayor!
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Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Are Hanging Out Together. Amazing
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Kelly Brooke Gallery
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Lucy is Wet and Soapy
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Italian TV is AMAZING and Here’s Why
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MILF Gets Fucked
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Kayden Cross and Teh Great Outdoors
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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The Cutting Edge of….Balloon Delivery
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Rupert Everett is Constantly Mouthing Off About Everyone and I Love It
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Meet Jaime Hammer
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Mickey Rourke is Drunk
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Monica Cruz, I Love You
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Shyla Styles is Hardcore
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Simi Would Make My Life a Whole Lot Better
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Okay Ed Westwick is Totally Gay
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Kelly and Mellissa Are Kissing
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I Want to Meet The Guys Who Stole These Two Trucks and Shake Their Hands
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Hwy The Fuck Did Solange Shave Her Head?!
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Kitty on a Piano Warmed Even My Black Heart
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There’s Something Fishy
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Aria Giovanni is in a Red Dress
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Jennifer Lopez Versus Fergie
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And Here’s Some Naked Alyssa Milano
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was sitting at home earlier tonight with nothing to do. I was just tagged myself as the crotch on random facebook girls’ pictures and messaging them saying “I own your pussy” but that got boring fast. So I decided to get up, get out, and get drinking, despite my vow to quit drinking the other day, I looked at it as some kind of goodbye party, that was more of a welcome home party to my alcoholism.

Now drinking lead me to meeting a random hot girl on the street outside an apartment, who had black make-up on like she was a cat, or at least a crazy person, and she invited me and my two friends in to do some blow. It was random, I thought shit, doesn’t she know she could get raped and realized when her pants were off and she was fingering her ass, licking period blood off her finger while my friend pissed in her mouth, that she meant business. Clearly, I like breaking girls who would not do that on a normal night into doing that and not girls who offer that shit up everytime they do a bag of coke, because it makes me feel like I am taking advantage of them or a molester or going to get AIDS but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t one of the best nights of the week and I have drinking to thank for that….seriously…fucking insane.

I got her number, maybe she’ll get wasted and let us relive it with a video camera….

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