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2009

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I enjoyed live-tweeting the MJ Memorial. It was like new life to my already dying soul. I like to think I did it for the guy I used to be friends with who was obsessed with Michael Jackson in the 80s. I guess it was around the time of Bad, but I don’t really remember because of years of hard drinking, but I do remember thinking it was fucking weird that every time I was with him something Michael Jackson would be going on, whether it was the music or his movies playing in the background, or dude in a pair of short black pants, white socks, and a wig busting the MJ moves in the playground for the kids before getting arrested for being a sex offender and killed in prison.

I went out drinking to celebrate the day and now here are my stepLINKS

Take a Load Off. Literally
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Oregon Trail in Real Life is the Most Amazing Thing I have Seen in Ages
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Hot Girls And Their Pastie Tits
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Fun at the Sex Shop
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Mena Suvari Bikini Hotness
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More Fun Sex Workouts
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Miley Cyrus’ Bra Wants to Say Hello
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A Nice Self-Pic Gallery
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Jonah is Talking
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Can The End of Man Bangs Mean the End of Gay Being a Fad?
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Striptease of the Day
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I’d Like to Hate Fuck Audrina Patridge
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Find a Girl to Hang Out With Who Isn’t Your Mom
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Kendra Wilkinson is Gonna be a Strict Mom?
Yeah Fucking Right
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Victoria Silvstedt See Through Top
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Michael Douglas is the Luckiest Man Alive
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Mega Fox Didn’t Fuck for a Part, But She May Have Washed a Car
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Mischa Barton is Trashy
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I Forgot How Good Britney Spears Can Look When She is Photoshopped Beyond Recognition
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Sports Illustrated Russia
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Lia Has Some Tasty Apples
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Homemade Russian Grenade Fail
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Blonde Sluts Make Mom Proud
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Don’t Tell Me You Have Some Other Master Plan to Lose Your Virginity
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Lisa Masterbates After a Quick Nap
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Okay So Maybe There Isn’t a Ghost At Neverland Ranch
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A Slaps Only Game Ends With a Kick in the Face – VIDEO
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Random Photos Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Sharon Stone is an Upitty Bitch
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Madison’s Tits Are Kind of Awesome
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Bree Olsen is the Queen of Porn
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Luba is Lovely
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Joanna & Marta Krupa: Sexy FHM Magazine Pictures
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Gemma Peels Off Her Purple Panties
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Katie Anderson was in Playboy
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And Now the Best Air Safety Video Of All Time
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The Dude That Threw a Baby Out the Window is Gonna Get Fried
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Big Boob Barf
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The Nipple Bra
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Some Party Girl in her USA Bikini
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl’s Nipple Tape After Surgery
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Some Personal Pics With Tits
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2009

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Some hot girl was sitting at a bar with the person I hate most in the world, he’s this little weasel cunt who tried to get with my wife before she was fat and disgusting, who I wish she left me for now, because I’m stuck with her and she’s disgusting, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that he would talk shit about me to get to her.

So I decided to order his girl a drink and him a Shirley Temple. I’m sure I got that stunt from a movie or somewhere because I’m just not that creative, but it was fuckin funny.

On a sidenote both Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have stopped following me on twitter. I assume that means it is an end of an era or some shit and I’m really not all that sad about it because if my life was validated by useless dykes reading my bullshit, I would have started a feminist site.

Follow My Fat Ass on Twitter – Even If I’m Not Updating Consistently and My Updates are Dull…
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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS

RIHANNA NIPPLE PASTIES I CAN”T POST CUZ I DON”T WANNA GET SUED….OF THE DAY
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A Tale of the Titty Squirrel
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Cheryl Cole Panty Upskirt
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Some Cunt Showing Off Her Tits Dressed Like Some Partridge Family Prostitute
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Some Groupie Who Banged Screech Kisses and Tells – Warning – Disturbing….
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Your Monday Slut
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American History Explained By an 8 Year Old
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Pics Of A Hot Model Of The Day: Doutzen Kroes
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Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Accidentally Became The Grill Master at the 4th of July BBQ
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Glad to See Chris Brown is Out Enjoying Himself
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Who Doesn’t Love a Shaved Body, Really?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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After a Hard Day of Celebrating It’s Independace, America Just Wanted to Stare At Some Tits
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And Heres the WTF of the Day
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Asjley Tisdale Bikini Ass
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Lohan Can Be a Real Little Cunt Shit Disturber When She Wants to Be
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Cameron Diz and Her Acne Face Actually Look Alright When Super Photoshopped
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Hot Mexican I Wouldn’t Mind Sticking My Dick Into of the Day
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Arielle Kebbel Photoshoot
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More Lady Gaga Disgustingness
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Girl Strips Down on TV Show
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When Play Fighting Goes
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Looking For a Ganb Bang
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The Ghost of Michael Jackson
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Jenni is Gregg
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Weather Girl Audition Goes Wrong
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Hello Krista Blue
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The Daily Bikini: Estelle Cruijff
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Natasha Mealey Topless Photoshoot
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Cell Phone Hottie
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Meet Bryci
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Cassie & Her Half-Shaved Head @ Diddy’s White Party
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Sesame Street Does Slayer
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Some Football Dude Was Killed in a Murder Suicide
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Blue Thousand and One a Space Oddessy
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Tranny With a Horse Cock
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Kelly Osbourne Hates Lady Gaga Too. Hooray!
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A Fly on the Wall?
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How To: Have Casual Sex
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14 Painfully Funny Fireworks FAIL Videos
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This Baby Wants Boobs….
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Whores in Bikini Tops
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds:

Some Girl and Her Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics
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2009

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My site used to be way cooler, I mean more stimulating. I feel like I’ve become like all the other reptitive gossip shit and on this Independence Day, I’ve go no choice but to plot the next step of the site, I expect it to involve prostitutes, drug use and me dead in the gutter, maybe it’ll be all on video, but I’m too lazy for that shit.

Speaking of lazy, some piece of shit Paris Hilton New BFF is in Montreal trying to get as much exposure as possible because Paris has dropped her as part of her plan to justify a new season and her brush with fame is dying fast, so she’s appearing at a clubs around Canada. I hear last night’s appearance was a party that was so exclusive she was the only one there and they paid her and her manager 50 dollars of gas money and a hotel room.

I thought about fuckin’ with her, you know seeing how desperate she was for exposure, but decided even that is below me and I’d rather spend my time with real hookers, not these latch on nothings who were the biggest joke of a show in television history….

Here are my stepLINKS and God Bless America….

I’m Sorry But Amber Rose is Fucking Ugly
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Is George Washington the New Chuck Norris?
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Michael Jackson’s Sexiest Co-Stars
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I Wish I had Known It Was Fuck the Earth Day
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Cheryl Tweedy’s Cleavage Sparkles
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How About Some Bugs Bunny Kitchen Safety?
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Striptease of the Day
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This Old After School Special With BEn Affleck In It Is Amazing
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Gary Coleman Got Knocked The Fuck Out By His Wife or Some Shit
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Tila Tequila Cleacage, Even Though She is Disgusting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alexandra Burke Panty Upskirt
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Sarah Palin Resigne As Alaskan Governer. Maybe She Is Entering the Miss Amerca Pageant?
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I Wish Vanessa Hudgens Would Cool It With This Acting Thing and Just Get Naked Already
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Rhianna is Taking Tattoo Lessons
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How About Strip Monopoly?
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Emma is NUDE!
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Strip or Get Beat Down
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Bitches Get Violated Before They Get Fucked
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I LoVe Sluts Fresh Out of the Shower
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Debie Rowe Kind of Reminds Me of a Thinner, Prettier Version of my Wife
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Bar Rafaeli is Nude
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A Quiet Day at the Office
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Jo Jackson is a Money Grubbing Asshole
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Sophie Reade is Topless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Strawberry Blonde, Will You Marry Me
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AHHHHH AMY REEEEEEIIIDDDD
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Yup, Shakira is Still Full Bangable
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Bikini Fashion Show Throwback
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Rachel Aziani Gets Naked Outside
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Go Down Baby, Way Down
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RED WHITE AND BOOB
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Jana and Yvette Take a Bath
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Seren Gibson & Danni Wells – Topless – Loaded – Aug 2009
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Best Couch Prank Ever
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Bite Siza Vagina?
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What Does Politially Correct Mean in the UK?
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John Gosselin is on Match.com
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Big Right Tit for the 4th of July Motherfuckers….
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Watch a Stranger Fuck
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2009

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still recovering cuz I am a pussy, speaking off pussy, send me pictures of yours to win a chance to be eaten out by me. It’s not really a prize for you, but it is to me.

Here are my stepLINKS

Because Thursday Isn’t Friday and You Need Something Prevent Your Own Suicide
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Mischa Barton is the Government Check Version of LoHan
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Remember When Michael Jackson Sang Lisa Happy Birthday
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Janet Jackson’s Sluttiest Pics
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Sex From 1-2-3
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Bikini Girls Shake
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FUCK OF TRAFFIC!!!
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This Whole 70’s Thing From the Runaways Has Got Me Wanting to Bang Kristen Stewart
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White Trash Weddings – A Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Power Babe Talks Renting Movies
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Striptease of the Day
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Hey Julianne Moore, I Think You Need Some Fuckng Sun
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Bubbles Where Are You Now
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Denise Richards Bikini Camel Toe
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Rihanna Will You Marry Me?
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Hayden Panty-Airs Looks More Like a Troll Everyday
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Nicky Hilton Stops For Gas
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uper Models Pose with Rock Stars
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I Don’t Want to be An Asshole or Anything, But Man Jessica Simpson Has Got to Lose Some Weight
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Birthday Stripdown
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Sticky, Sticky Road
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Nasty Blonde Bottle Fuck
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Get Sex the Only Way a Virgin Like You Can
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Raven Alexis Says Vi
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Holy Fuck is This The Week of Death, or What?
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Coffee Cup Drum Kit
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How About Some Antique Porn
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The “Big One” May Do Playboy
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Sarah Harding Short Shorts
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Pamela, Alicia and Kiwi Share a Cock
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Meet Emelie
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Anyone Wanna Bang Ashley Tisdale
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Venus is Sexy and From the Ukraine
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To Lindsay Lohan, On Your Birthday
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Sasha Fierce Wants You to Look Like a Cheap Trick this Fall
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Who Doesn’t Love Puppets?
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Who’s Going to the Donkey Show
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Spew Spinner 5000
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Big Asses Make Life Worth Living
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Michael Jackson’s Funeral Wil Be at the Staples Center? WTF?!
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2009

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is still Canada Day and I have been drinking on the street amongst people dressed in khakis with hikini boots and it is weird. I don’t understand why people are chanting “Canada” outside my window, but I am pretty embarrassed by this whole display. All I see is red and white every where and if I wasn’t drunk, I would have thought I died and went to hell, and I guess maybe I have, after that Farrah Fawcett post. It’s pretty much the same feeling I had when I had my first herpes outbreak….

Here are my links, because I have no idea when I’ll be back online, or if I’ll even come out of this alive…..but if I do you can expect some better things from me, because with a new Canada Day comes new beginnings and I’m ready for the slow and steady takeover, I just haven’t figured out what I’m taking over, but I think I’ll start with Canada.

Alcohol, I hate when you embarrass me like this….actually I don’t mind it at all….let me have more of you…

Because If You Are Anything Like Me You Hate Your Life
And Tits Are The Only Thing That Makes It Worth Living
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Just in Time For Lunch/Dinner/Whatever Meal You Happen to BE Eating Right NOw
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Parent’s Just Don’t Understand
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The 50 Hottest American Woman
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Teens, Lawyers and Consensual Sex
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Stephanie Pratt Bikini Candids Aren’t Candids At All
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College Questions Anyone?
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Stephen King Remembers Michael Jackson
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Things That Best Friends HAVE to Do
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Exotic Island Cutie Rants About Mariah Carey!
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striptease of the Day
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How About a Squirrel Eating a Lemon
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Gwenyth Paltrow Hates America Part 32
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Beyonce is Lookin’ Good But WTF Is Up With Those Shoes?
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I Thought Charlotte Ronson and Lohan Hated Each Other?
Oh and Charlotte’s Top is See Through!
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Katy Perry Ruins a Perfectly Good Cover of a Magazine
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Taylor Swift is Bangable. Yeah, What? I Said It
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michael Jackson’s Will Actually Made Sense
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Fuck You Taco Bell
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The Best Parkour is From Brazil
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Meet Gemma Massey
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This World of Warcraft Virgin Needs to Calm the Fuck Down
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Lesbians Get Down
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Now Courtney Love Wants to Get Fat Again
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Mackenzie Lee is Tight and Hot
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Ksenia Sobchak does Russian Maxim
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What NOT to Do On a Plane
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Danille Lloyd Bikini Pics
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Dita Von Tease is Topless But Covered
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Big Tits and a Love For Self-Shots
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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Cheryl Cole and Her tits Sign Autographs
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Kelly, Rebecca and Julie Get It On X 3
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Super Model Freaks the Fuck Out Over Plastic Surgery
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Slow Motion Breakdance
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That’s Not a Happy Meal….
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Neverland is Not Gracelan – No Public Viewing of Michael Jackson
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Now That’s a Mighty Fine Ass
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Reporter Punches Drunk Heckler
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6 Things You Didn’t Know About The Bruno Movie (Spoilers)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Canadian 4th of July tomorrow and it is probably a lot less interesting than eating tons of junk food and shooting your guns, but I am going to get drunk anyway. That’s all I have to say about that…

I am pretty angry right now, we’ll talk about it later….Remember I love you….

Get Yourself Fucked, Figuratively Speaking
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Orit Fux is Isreal’s Biggest Whore
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Lego Arcade!!
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TEXT
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Paris, Nicole and the Olsens…And a Whole Bunch of PUKE
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I’d Bang Autumn Reeser, No Doubt
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This Twilight With Cheeseburgers Thing is Hilarious, So Here Is It In Case You Missed It
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mariah CArey is Kinda Gross
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Joanna Taylor Looks Like She Wants my Penis In Her
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Cute Sexy Girl Gets A Haircut! Pt. 13 – Celebrity Talk!
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Striptease of the Day
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Jo Jackson is Really Upset About His Son’s Death
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This Michael Jackson Thing is Going to Be the Paternity Test to End All Paternity Tests
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Bai Ling’s Nipples Take the Day Off
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Seriously, Jodie Marsh Makes Me Want to Puke
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Check Out These Awesome Photoshopped Pics of Madonna
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I Don’t Care How Rhianna Looks, I’d Still Bang Her
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How To Suck A Lollipop By Kim Kardashian At The Sugar Factory
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There’s a Camel Toe in the Middle of the Rainbow
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Bikini Race! Yaooow!!
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They Call That Instant Karma
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Shyla’s Big Old Tits
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alison Makes Cars Look Sexy
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I Don’t Know Who is Sexier, Lego Wino or Her Hot Creator
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Jana And Georgia…
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Who is Kate Upton and Why Isn’t My Penis In Her?
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Natasha Mealey Lingerie
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30DDs holy fuck!!
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Shower Time
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Cheryle Cole Takes Her Sexy Legs For a Walk
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Brianna Frost is a Bas Bunny
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How to: Drop Your Husband and Almost Kill Him
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The Shannon Twins are Playmates
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No One Ever Suspects the Nigerian Scammers Will Use Puppies
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Obama Had the Tranny’s Over for Supper
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Dinner Time
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Some Big French Tits…
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2009

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I was talking to a girl about what she does when she runs out of toilet paper. She said she’s used socks and old weekly newspapers, but hated the ink and that her favorite was when she used coffee filters….

I was disgusted.

Here are my links…

I Don’t Know Who the Dog in this Relationship Is…
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Hayden Panettiere’s Hottest Pictures….
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They Aren’t Sluts, They Are Just Friendly….
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BILLY MAYS IS DEAD!
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It’s a Website Story
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That’s How You Park a Car
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Jodie Marsh’s Breasts Charm Snakes
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Here Comes the Brown
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Ever Wanted to Fly?
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6 Products that Billy Mays Could Have Sold
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Transformers 2: Revenge of the Binks
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News of th World Really Wants to Capatilize Off This Whole Michael Jackson Thing
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Striptease of the Day
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Leighton Meester and Blake Lively Are Back Licking Ice Cream Cones
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Michawl Jackson’s Preliminary Autopsy Report Leaked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lindsay Lohan Panty Upskirt
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Marion Cotillard Has the Best Mullet Ever
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Vanessa Minnillo and Topher Grace Are Most Probably Making Sex
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More Mischa Barton Meth Face
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Being Karl Lagerfeld – The Camel Toe Edition
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Bruno on the Tonight Show
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Lizzie is Amazing
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Girks Got Balls
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Golfing with a Big Stick
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Horny Girls Got Naked in the Party
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I’d Let Ginger Suck My Blood, Would You?
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Larry the Lawyer Knows How to Party
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Baby Swing Those Hips
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Courtney Love is Downright Scary
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Emma Griffiths Hard Nipples
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Babe Fingering Her Ass
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Eve is All That
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Cassie & Her Half-Shaved Head @ 2009 BET Awards
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Aria Giovanni Lingerie Montage
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Homemade Mario Kart is Amazing
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Once Upon a Time, Tom Cruise Was Awesome
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she Farted and Created the World!!
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Lo and Behold, It’s a Vaginal Vending Machine
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Ahnold Hates the Ozone Apparently
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WTF Were They Thinking- Tattoos
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Jailbait Make Out
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Bikini Ass of The Day
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Vega Brings Out the Whores in Bikinis…
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2009

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

< Turns out people are still fuckin' emotional about this whole MJ bullshit, this is going to be the last time I mention the shit, because the jokes are played out, but last night some dude who knows me and who follows me on twitter tried to rough me up for making the jokes I do about his death, like MJ was his fuckin' lover when he was 12 or some bullshit.


SO FOLLOW ME ON FUCKING TWITTER YOU USELESS FUCKING PIECES OF COCKSUCKING SHIT IT PISSES PEOPLE OFF
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Here are the rest of the stepLINKS

Domestic Abuse….With a Cheeto?!
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Live Sex for the Weekend
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Kayek of the High Dive! – Video
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Don’t Worry, The Sex is In the Mail
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Liz Hurley Cleavage Insanity
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Graffitti Time Lapse
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Yres, I’d Still Bang the Olsens
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Balls Hitting People In The Face: A Gallery
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Crazy Queer + Magic Tranny + Movies= Probably Amazing!
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Striptease of the Day
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Flava Flav is Amazing and I Love Him
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Michael Jackson May Have Overdosed
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Jackie Kennedy May Quite Possibly Have Had an Affair With Marlon Brando
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How About a Kate Moss Panty Upskirt
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Megan Fox Looks Full Bangable As Always
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Bar Rafaeli Seriously Looks Best When Dressed Down
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Out Of Respect, LaToya Jackson’s Scene Has Been Pulled From Bruno Movie
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michael May Be Dead but BUBBLES is Alive and Kickin’
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Kate Gosselin Bikini Ass
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Japanese Bra Commercial
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Charmaine Star is Sexy
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Charlie and the Angels Say Good Bye
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Drunk Bitch Takes a Spill
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Hot Teen Group Sex
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Nikki Jackson Will Make You Fall in Love
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Open road go karting in a DIY go kart
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Wanna Barf?
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I Wanna Bang Osla Fisher So Bad It Hurts My Penis
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Natasha Mealey Lingerie
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Blonde Babe Strips Down
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Isabel Lucas is Your Friday Fantasy
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This Explains Everything
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Drunken Party Slut Boob Circles
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Sandy Summers is a Biker Chick
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I Think Blake Lively is a Lesbian to Be Honest
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Girl on Girl Knew to The Face
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Jizz in my Pants
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is on the Run
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Totally Nude Aerobics
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Magic Card Panty Fantasy For the Virgins
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Some Big Fuckin’ Tits
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2009

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know why people care that Michael Jackson died, but the looks of him, he’s been dead for years and where were all these asshole fans who are frontin that they are so sand, back when motherfucker was on the block for molesting little boys, something that probably helped lead to his premature death, so instead of mourning the shit, you need to be blaming yourself for the shit, instead of acting like this really matters or changes your fuckin’ life.

I hate the mourners who come out of the fuckin’ woodwork.

Now, I’m going to celebrate that, cuz unlike MJ, I’m still alive, and going to get drunk and slip some shit it some girls drink like it was “Jesus Juice” while bustin a move to some Billie Jean, like she was 12 and had a prepuscent cock,

Here are my steplinks…

Booze and Bitches…
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I Guess Churches Still Aren’t Hip to the WHole ‘Gay’ Thing
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Star Trek: Confusion
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Big Titted Auto Girl
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Tenis’ Hottest Sluts
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Fun With Japanese Cheerleaders
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How About a Bikini Battle?
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Leighton Meester Doesn’t Seem To Concerned About Her Sex Tape
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How to Deal With Being Caught Cheating
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Dissing the Irish and Hatin’ on Leprechauns
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Striptease of the Day
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Does Sienna Miller Ever Work, Cause It Seems Like She Just Sits Around Topless All The Time
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When You’re the President of Zambia, Monkeys Peeing On You is Part of the Job
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Lily Allen Likes the Cocaine
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If You Look Closely, You Can Almost See Jennifer Lopez’a Nipple
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Harry Potter and The Key to The Cougars Coochie
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Comeback or Not, Britney Spears is Still Disgusting
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What I Would Give to See Michelle Pfeiffer As Cat Women Again
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Bikini Shoot in Action
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Hot Friends Shower Together
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In India Even the Kids Smoke
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She Fucks For Fritos
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Teens Get Slutty in a Pool
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The Girls Get Down and Dirty
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Fans Fight in the Stands – VIDEO
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Jana And Georgia Make Do With Each Other
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who is Saskia Boxford and Why Aren’t I Banging Her
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Kaylee Karver and Sam Kellett Naked
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Don’t Worry Rachel Hunter, I’ll Throw It In You
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Camilla is Freaky
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Cecilia, I’m Down on My Knees
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Jessica Hart is Pure White Trash
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Lucy Becker Topless Photoshoot
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Schoolgirls Beware!! OLDER MEN CAN GIVE YOU AIDS
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Coolio is Officially My Hero
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Robot Rock
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Super Size!!! (Her Vagina)
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Nina Mercedeses and Puma Suede
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Zachery Quinto is Kind of Gay
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Whores Even You Can Afford
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2009

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my week has not been grabbing Gaga’s ass, holding hands with Fergie, or even being on the Seacrest radio show or at a party with all women, but walking my dog at 4 am only to come across a topless 18 year old lookin’ dude and a topless 18 year old lookin girl making out in the middle of the fuckin’ street. I kepted creeping around the block to see if they got bottomless, but instead the caught onto me by the fourth time I walked by them, and they got dressed and went to finish up elsewhere. I can’t do anything right.

I didn’t post today because of shitty internet, I’m still alive, just barely, but that’s nothing new, I figure it all end any day now, you know just creep up on me from no where, at least that’s been the whole point of all these years of hard drinkin, not to be morbid or anything, I’m just an adrenaline junky who is neither athletic or into extreme sports, so I get my brushes with death the old fashioned way, and that’s through unprotected sex, hard drinking, smoking, drug use, and poking myself with syringes I find in the park to see what happens….which I don’t recommend, because hepatitis happens more often than staph infections and HIV, and that shit just fucks with your drinkin’….true story.

Here are my links for the day….

Get Your Web Came Slut On
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Kathy Lee Gifford’s Got Talent
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Artistic Toothpaste Shamings
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These Girls Can Sexually Harass Me Anytime
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Little Asian Bikini Contest Girl
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Fun with a Sex Toy Helicopter
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Man, Something About Jennifer Lopez Lately Makes Me Horny
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7 Types of Cockblockers
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Poker with a Slut. Nice
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Striptease of the Day
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Whoever Is In Charge of Marketing for Burger King Should Get a Raise
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Jonathon Rhys Meyers is My Kind of Drunk
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Courtney Love is a Crazy Walking Skeleton
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Topless Movie Babes Throwback
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Zac Efron & Breckin Meyer Parody Perez Hilton And It’s Actually Pretty Amazing
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Darryl Hannah Got Arrested
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Ilga in the Woods
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Marilyn Manson, It’s Time to Pack It In, Cause You Are Losing Your Mind
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Kid Crashes Dads Car
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Red Head Hottie
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Elena and a Big Dildo
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Bolivian TV Reporters Need to Check Their Facts
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she Likes the Nasty Boys!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Angelina Jolie for President?
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Cartoon or Not, I Would Still Bang CLEO
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Louise Glover and Triniana Iglesias topless
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Now That’s An Ass I’d Like to Be All Over
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Meet Gwen
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Here Come The Lady GaGa Drones…Ugh
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Brandy Talore and Her 36DDDs!!!
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And Another Glorious Red Head
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Kelly Clarkson is Right About Perez Hilton
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!
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Of Course They Can’t Count, They Are Pornstars, Not Astronauts
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Okay, Well Dakota Fanning Just Made Me Want to Puke
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Slash and Conan O’Brian Went Guitar Shopping Off Craigslist
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Weird Chicks On Acid AT Festivals ARe Always Good For a Laugh
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The Five Stages of a Drunken Night
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9 Hottest Filipino Women…..
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