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2009

11

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I realized that sobriety fucks me up. I was totally sober last night. I only drank two glasses of the shittiest wine you can imagine and took a couple downers some inuit prostitute gave me in exchange for a cigarette, and didn’t manage to get my stepLINKS up, which was a real tragedy, but today, I drank a hell of a lot and I’m doing the responsible thing. I wish I had a boss to give me a raise, or some time off for my good behavior, but there’s just me here….oh well….on my way home I saw at least 5 or 6 different people in different parts of town throwing up drunk. I guess that’s some kind of sign from god, just not sure what the message is…..

Here are is my stepLINK….


Man I Think Lindsay Lohan is Completely Retarded
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The Worlds Fastest…..
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$20 Say Holly Madison Can Deep Throat That Pickle
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Because I Don’t Know About You, But I Have a Hangover and Busting a Load Always Seems to Help
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Kate Moss Panty Up Skirt
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Some Penny Cruz Hotness
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Cartoon Porn!!!
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If You Don’t Watch This Video, You’re Retarded
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The 10 Sexiest Sorority Girls
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Ultimate Flipbook Compilation
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 7 Most Annoying People On Your Company Softball Team
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Ahhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Kathy Griffen is Dresses as Kate Gosselin and It’s Kind of Amazing
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Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page Fake Lesbianism for Marie Claire
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Love Me Some Halle Berry
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God I Wanna Kill Gwenyth Paltrow
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And More Lady GaGa Disgustingness
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Catrin Claeson Lingerie
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Whose Got the Best Boobs?
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Who Doesn’t Love Model Nipple Slips
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Luna Shows Her Tits Off
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FINALLY THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE
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Meet Cindy Hope
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Nothing Like a Good Old Gang Beating – VIDEO
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AND NOW THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER MADE EVER
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And More Lindsay Lohan Twitter Craziness
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And More From the Octocrazy
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Joanna Krupa is Half Naked
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Big Tit Fight
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Man I Forget How Hot Keri Hilson is Sometimes
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Christine Mendoza Peels Off Her Bikini
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Ali Riviera is Kind of Weird Looking But I Would Still Fuck Her
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Kanya West Hates Liza Minelli
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Can Someone Explain What’s Going On With These Poodles?
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You May Kiss The Bride
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Peaches and Ivette
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Babes Who Love Weed, a Gallery
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Michael Jackson’s Final Farewell…For Real This Time
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TAYLOR MOMSEN IS BLONDE, 16, AND LOOKS GREAT IN HOT LEATHER!
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2009

10

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

This was supposed to go up last night and I have no idea why it didn’t, I guess I fucked up, or my site fucked up either way, here it is now…

I just spent an hour lecturing my stepdaughter about how she has to stop fucking married men. It seems like every month or two there’s another story of a man leaving his wife for her, or a wife finding out about her and she finds the whole thing funny. I told her that these dudes are just using her like a home away from home, you know a place to keep their dick warm when they aren’t inside their wives and that they see her like a cheap motel, usually not staying more than an hour, a cheap motel that won’t rent me a fuckin’ room because apparently I’m not the kind of married man she’s willing to break a home over, which is okay cuz she’s a whore anyway and I can’t look at her the same way I did when she was barely 18 and still a virgin tanning on our patio, or watching TV in her little pajama booty shorts, before she discovered the fun of sticking things inside her that belong to someone else as often as her used up 23 year old pussy can. Not that you care about my family bullshit…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Nicole Richies Vagina Just Got a Whole Lot Baggier
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These Koreans Hate the USA As Much As I Do
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Keppy Brookes Has The Perfect Hourglass Figure
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Greek Playmate 2009 Efi Kyriakou Panty Upskirt
(Seriously, I Think This Chick Has a Dick)
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Because We All Need Something to Get Us Through the Week
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I’ll Give You Somewhere to Put That Tongue, and By Somewhere, I Mean My ASS
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The 9 Hottest Swedish Women
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SHUT DOWN BITCH! YO’ ASS GOT SERVED!
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Some Whores in Wigs Flashing What I Think is Underwear
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Some Documentary on Vodka Wars in Russia….
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emily Blunt is Boring But Fuckable Still
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16 Common Penalties That College Freshmen Should Avoid
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Striptease of the Day
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Honestly, Kim Catrell Has Never Turned Me On Like This Before
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So Here’s Tyra Banks’ Real Hair and It’s Just As Gross As You WOuld Imagine
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I’m Lovin’ Kim Kardashian as a Blonde
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Kanya West is Fucking Ridiculous
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Meet Anna Marie!
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Pam Anderson is a Naughty Security Guard
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Jessica Jane Clement in FHM
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I Love When Chicks Tits Pop Out on the Runway
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News Reporter FAIL – VIDEO
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Toys in the Bathroom…Sexy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kate Moss Obviously Has No Sense of Humor
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Sandra Shine in Blue
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I Don’t Know What Hollyoaks is But Here Are Some Hot Sluts From It
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Holy Fuck, And I Thought I Was Drunk
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Some Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Throwbacks
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Megan Fox is At the Beach
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Sexy Blonde With Tanlines
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And More Megan Fox
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Get Ready to Have the Shits Like Never Before
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Mexican Reporter goes For a Swim
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Some New York Ladies You’d Love to Get Your Hands On
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Shay Laren Dressed Up and Taking It Off
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The Kardashian Sisters Are Still Fat, They Just Know How to Work Photoshop
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This Isn’t The Biggest Deal, But This Egg Inside of an Egg Thing is Freaking Me The Fuck Out
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And That’s What Brand New Titties Look Like!
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So Jack Black Fucked Kathy Griffen
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AHHHHHHHHH Twins
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And Now The Michelin Man’s Long Lost Sister
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What Your Girlfriend Really Thinks About Sex
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John Gosselin is Such a Douche Part 168 283
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Holy Shit, Those Are Some Really Big Tits!
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Blonde Hair, Nice Tits, Great Ass … I’m In Love!
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2009

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

School has started and so has my on campus creeping. Just letting you all know if I’m not on the internet, I’m probably out hiding under a staircase somewhere or some shit, trying to look up skirts or in a college bar, trying to influence the fresh talent into doing things that make them not so fuckin’ fresh, even if it never works out in my favor, I am ambitious and willing to keep trying until one day one of them falls for my trap……I don’t know what I am talking about, I never really do. I just know that I am saving up all my money for spring motherfuckin’ break. Unfortunately, I have no money….I’m just trying to relate with today’s youth(at least their vaginas). Enough of that…
Here are my stepLINKS….


If Any Picture of Katie Price Ever Really Made ME Want to Puke, It’s This One (and by puke I mean cum)
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Tila Tequila’s Tits Are About to Explode
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Eva Mendes is Almost See Through
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Farting Just Got More Competitive
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Because Yesterday Was a Holidy, Today May As Well Be Monday and Mondays Pretty Much Suck
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How To: Make a Hot Dog Flute!
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Who Knew Wine Could Be So Awesome?!
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Kristen Stewart is a Big Ball of Grease
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The 10 Women To Watch From The Fall 2009 TV Season
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Some Ridiculous Fake Tits on Some Tacky Fucking Bitches
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Amazing Beer Pong Shots That Are Probably Fake, But Whatever.
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How To: Enjoy a Strip Club on $30
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Amy Winehouse May As Well Be Masterbating with a Crack Pipe
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Striptease of the Day
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Tila Tequila is a Genius
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Any Movie Where Penny Cruz Gets Naked is Fine By Me
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I Love Frieda Pinto
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Jenny is a Gaper
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Why Do Japanese People Love Hugh Jackman So Much?
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Would Somebosy Please Just Fucking Kill Lady Gaga?
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Seriously, I Hope Someonein MA Gets Eaten By a Shark. How Awesome Would That Be?
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And MORE Penny Cruz
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Lizzie is Sexy
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What an Ungrateful Bitch – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Busty Teen Whores
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Red Head Teen
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Talk About a Bad Day – VIDEO
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Accidents Caught on Camera – OOPS
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You Know, I Miss the Fat, Happy Tori Spelling
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Amateur Glory
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I Almost Forgot About Mira Sorvino
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Bella Lifts Her Skirt
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Club Hotties That Will Make You Sweat
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Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, I Love You
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Seriously, Dita Von Tease Needs a New Act
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“Twilight” Corn Maze To Be the Most Fun “Twilight” Related Activity Since Crying
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Maybe Chris Brown is the Next Michael Jackson
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A Tail of Two Pussies
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BRAND NEW PICTURES OF DEMI MOORE THAT MAKE ME WANT TO KILL ASHTON KUTCHER!
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I Wanna Fuck This Naked Chick
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PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Disney Boy is Probably not Someone Disney Endorses…In Fact He’s Quite Homo at Least on Photobucket…
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2009

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

While drunk today, I thought it would be funny to drive through some residential areas drunk with my friend just to see if we would either get arrested while trying to not run over innocent kids running across the street like a real life videogame, unfortunately, his car broke down on the way there and instead of having an adventure, we waited for a tow truck. Nothing in my life goes right.

Here are today’s links…

Seriously, what the Fuck Kind of Drugs in Beth Ditto Taking but More Importantly what Drugs Is She Feeding the People to Fuck Her….
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The Best Way to Spend Your Day off is Getting Off
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Some Solar Power Bikini
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Awesome Pizza Box Prank
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If World Leaders Were Hipsters
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Blake Lively is All Legs
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YOU WANT ME TO PUT MY WHAT IN WHERE?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Noemi Letizia is Fucking the Italian Prime Minister
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Okay Seriously, Is Tilda Swinton a Man?
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Maria Grazia Cucinotta!!! Mama Mia!!!
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Striptease of the Day
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I Won’t Hate, Cause I’d Probably Beat Up Tila Tequila Too
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GOOD NEWS! Here’s the Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried Lesbian Kiss From Jennifer’s Body
So Now You Don’t Have to Pay to See the Movie
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Here’s Some Nekkids of Milla Jovovich
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Im’ Developing a Huge Thing for This Ashley Green Broad
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WWE DIVA CANDICE MICHELLE RETURNS IN A NIPPLE-POPPING SEE-THRU DRESS
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Bridgette is The Girl Next Door Type
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If You Wanna Try and Bang Sienna Miller, she’s Actually a WHole Lot Closer Than Before
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Lohan Still Looks Like a Blowfish
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HOLY FUCK BRITNEY IS SINGING LIVE
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Is She a Hooker or a Cop?
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Strip Bowling Seems Like a Hell of a Lot of Fun to Me
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Boat, Say Hello to Rocks – VIDEO
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Slut Has Fun With the Sybian
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Britney is Voluptuous
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Here is Gemma Atkinson’s 2010 Calendar
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I’m Not Sure if the Longest Frisbess Throw Ever is Something to Be Proud Of, But Here It Is Anyways
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Seriously, Madonna is a Self Righteous Bitch
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Sarah and Alice are Nude
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How About a Naked Beach Babe?
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Here’s What Waking Up Next to Megan Fox Feels Like
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Alexis in the Shower
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Personally, I Think Pranking the Tour de France is Awesome
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Lohan’s Playboy Offer Just Keeps Going Up
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Boob Fights is Like Bum Fights, But With Less Bums and More Boobs
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Some Balloons Are Meant to Be Popped
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Surprise!! Queen Latifah is a Lesbo!
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Lingerie Football League Model Showdown: Chicago Bliss vs Miami Caliente
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Mellissa Bailey is Naked on the Couch
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2009

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was supposed to post these Friday, but I got a little carried away with the whole Labor Day festivities around me, that ended with me thinking I was going into labor with some random sailor who came into port’s whiskey and cigarette baby, sure I have no idea what that means but I don know that no matter what happened, or what perfect storm that is my life hi, I still got them up and that’s a serious accomplishment….


Because What the Fuck Else Are You Gonna Spend Your Weekend Doing
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I WISH JESSICA SIMPSON WOULD JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY
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Beer Pong Crash Landing
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Mila Kunis’s HOTTEST PICS
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That Disgusting Lady Who Uses Her Vagina As a Baby Machine is Preggers Again
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God Damn I Love Jate Beckinsale
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The Church of Dudeism
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Caroline Wozniacki Cameltoe
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When You Have Tits Like Salma Hayek, You Can Pretty Much Scream As Whoever You Want As Far As I’m Concerned
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I Would So Bang Aiesha Tyler
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Striptease of the Day
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John and Kate FUCK 8 – THE PORNO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mile Kunis/Natalie Portman Sex Scene = Thumbs Up From Me
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20$ Say Kourtney Kardashian Turns Into a Fat Pig Like Her Sisters
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Michael Jackson Has Finally Been Laid to Rest
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I Love Me a Lesbian Threesome
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How Awesome Would It Be If Christ Brown Beat Up Oprah Next
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Woody is Smokin The Good Shit
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Anything Mr.T is Pretty Much AWesome
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A Bunch of Random Photos, Most of Which Involve Babes
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Mariah Carey is So Gross
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Lawn Mower Fail
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Sex With the Housewife
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Teen Pussy Rubdown
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Catrinel Menghia Does Lingerie
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Busty Busty Girls
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Ugliness Defined
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Lucy Pinder Topless
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Huge Asian Natural Rack
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Man Lohan is Looking Beat
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Man Sets a Bus on Fire
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Because It’s Not Like You’re Gonna Make It Out to a Real Club Today
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Look Closer
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101 Ridiculously Hot Red Heads
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Why Hello Veronika
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Playboy Shoot Friday
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Cop Knocks Out a Fat Guy
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Somalis Gone Wild
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I’m No Homoe, But a Litlle Manscaping Never Hurt Anyone
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Sorry, That’s Not a Clit, That’s a DICK
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Asian Hottie of the Day
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JEREMY PIVEN’S NEW GIRLFRIEND HAS THE MOST PERFECT ASS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
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2009

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t wanna sound like a whiner or anything, but I am really fucking drunk, I thought it was Friday, it is actually thrusday so I am fucked in having to post my stepLINKS and I am gonna do it cuz I have to, but I am letting you know, there are way better things I’d rather be doing. Seriously, I got all kinds of ideas and I’m not just a ridiculously handsome face that reminds you of HIV, really, I’m not that handsome, but when I am drunk I think I am funny, just that in my quest to communicate the funny, I’ve lost all my jokes, which is really sad, in the event you were wondering…here are my stepLINKS

Web Cam Wonderland
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Little Boogie Kind of Has the Best Life EVer
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Now THIS is a Purse!
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TEXT
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The Andrew WK Weather Report
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Italian cougar Maria Grazia Cucinotta’s Breast
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LOL CATS ZOMG!
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Danni Minogue Huge Pokies
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Ugly Dress or Not,I’d Still Bang Eva Mendes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue
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Striptease of the Day
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Seriously, What the Fuck is Wrong With This Kid From Tokio Hotel
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Danny Devito is Naked?!
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Wow is Everyone so Surprised That Miss Universe Was Probably Rigged?
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Ahhhhhhh I Wanna Bang Olivia Wilde
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Lesbo Pussy Lickers
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Chris Brown is Really Trying to do Some Damage Control
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Lohan is Seriously Fucking Delusional
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Megan Fox Really Needs to Learn to Sit There, Look Pretty, and Shut Up
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The FHM Top Ten Honeys of 2009 So Far
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Boobs Fall Out on a Roller Coaster
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and That’s Why You Don’t Order a Mail order Bride
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Sextape at the Office
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Sasha Grey Gallery
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Can Look Pretty Good When They Photoshop Her Fat Ass
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You Can’t Keep A Famewhoring Reality Slut Down For Long!
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Abbey in the Shower
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Kristen Dunst is a Hot Piece
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Helena Christensen is Naked
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Naked Class of 2009
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Penny Lancaster Bikini Pics From A Yacht in St. Barts
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Terry Nova Shakes Her Money Makers
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Club Hottie Heaven
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Why Hello Mia Michelle
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FUCK YOU LADY GAGA
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Beavis and Butthead Talk Film
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White Supremacy Fail
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Extra Points for a Backflip
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Bar Rafeali Is All Sorts Of Hotness
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Lily Allen is So Gross
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SHAUNA SAND’S MASSIVE TITS STRETCH HER SHIRT THE FUCK OUT!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS ARE BACK

Classic Photobucket Find – A Mom’s Erotica Mixed in With Her Family Photos
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2009

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just in a bar and two older ladies walked in wearing the most obnoxious colored party dresses, so I decided to walk up to them, assuming they had no shame and asked if they were celebrating their very senior prom, finguring that at 50, they had no business wearing the shit and needed a bit of a reminder, instead they turned to me and said they were there lookin’ for cock and walked away, reminding me that even 50 year old bitches dressed like clowns want nothing to do with me but at least I have my stepLINKS…..

It’s Shauna Sand’s Birthday!
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People Of Japan Worship Cock
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Because Wednesday is the Bext Day of the Week
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Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Action
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Katie Price Ass Cheeks
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Madonna and Lourdes on Stage Together
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When Asians Impersonate Christopher Walken
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Chewbacca on the Guitar
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Enough With the Fucking Batman Video Games!
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The 9 Hottest Vietnamese Women
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Sean Lennon Posing With a Nipple Recreating Some Famous Photo of His Parents Cuz Milkin Your Name is a Life Long Commitment
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Car Crashes Into a Police Motorbike….
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If There’s Any Way to Try and Steal a Case of Beer, This is It
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If Money Was Designed Today
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jon Gosselin says Kate was abusive
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Miley Cyrus in Homewrecker Short Shorts
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Levi Johnston is Out to Get Sarah Palin and I Love It
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Lara is Blonde and Lovely
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Pinks is Just as Disgusting as Ever
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Meagan Fox Admits She is Completely Crazy
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Kevin Federline is Fatter Than I Am
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Lady Gaga Takes Her Stupidity to the Next Level
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Mischa Shows Off Her Tanlines
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Cop Gets Hit By Car
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Slim Girl Gets Fucked On the Beach
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Forrest Plays With Her Yellow Toy
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Megan’s Face is Beat, But Man She’s Got Some Nice Tits
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I Gotta Admit That the 80’s Version os Carrie Bradshaw is Kind of Hot
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Funky Town
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lohan is Totally Considering Playboy
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Emma Leah is Naked
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Blonde Slut Does It All
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Shakira God Damn
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Christine is Stripping in the Summer
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New york Club Hotties
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Bome Test at Sea – VIDEO
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I Hope Shiloh is the Next Paris Hilton
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Sissy Fag Baby
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Orgasm Gets Ruined By Momma. Hate That.
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Kristen Dunst Turns Crazy
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and More Weird Shit From Japan
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And Actual House Made of Lego
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Babes of the 2009 Open
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DJ AM Smoked Crack, Overdosed, Died. End of Story
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THE HOTTEST STACY KEIBLER PHOTOS EVER TAKEN, PLUS EXCLUSIVE BONUS VIDEO
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2009

02

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk. I am confused. I know I have to put up my stepLINKS but I am too distracted by the fat girl I just met in the bar who asked if I’d let her lick my asshole and when I said yes, she just called me a faggot and walked away with her other fat friends. I think I was just made fun of and I guess I deserve it cuz in dishin’ it all day, I can take it every once in a while, as long as shit is done clever. Not that you care, here are my stepLINKS

Seriously, Madonna Needs to Give It Up and Put Her Fucking Vadge Away
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Putting on a Condom Can Get Dangerous
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The 10 Hottest Girls Born In September
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Lego Trip, I Wish I Still did Drugs
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Pixie Lott Has Got it Going On
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Gerri Halliwell Camel Toe and Pokies
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Because the Best Way to Finish the Day is Bustin a Load
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Jessica Simpson is So Irrelavant is Almost Not Even Funny Anymore. Almost.
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How To: Survive When Your City Catches on Fire
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Aubrey O’Day Loves Fidel Castro and Hitler
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Phil Spector is Having a Big Old Cry in Jail
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I Wanna Motor Boat Jason Priestley’s Wife
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christina Milian Doesn’t Look As Racially Confused As She Has Over the Part Few Months
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Julie and Her Big Old Tits
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So Katie Price Was Raped When Young and Now We’re All Supposed to Excuse Her For Being a Dumb Whore
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Wow Finally Some Pics of Tyra Banks That Don’t Make Me Want to Puke
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Now THIS is a Music Video
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And The Girls Get Naked
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Don’t go to the KFC in Hong Kong – VIDEO
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Maybe Chris Brown Will Beat Up Larry King Next
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Pussy Fun in the Bedroom
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kayden Kross in a Short Blue Dress
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Hell Hello There Daniela
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Nice Bums Ladies
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Who is Jessica Gomes and Why Don’t I Have Nudes Of Her Yet?
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Gabrielle Richens is Bottomless
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Teen Brunete in the Snow
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Megan Fox Elle Magazine Outtakes
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Latoya Jackson’s New Video is the Best Comedy of 2009
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Aria Giovanni vs The Beer Bong
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Because We All Love Checking Out the New fish in the Sea
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Private Cinema Viewing
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Some Lohan in a Bikini
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Firecrotch or No, I Loe Me a Redhead
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Okay I Love Michael Jackson As Much as the Next Person, But Seriously
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to Drunk to Legally Fuck
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IF HOLLY MADISON COULD BE THIS HOT EVERY DAY, HUGH HEFNER WOULD STILL BE FUCKING HER!
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2009

31

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got all kinds of emails about this DJ AM shit, some people wanted me to take responsibility for his death like my site helped break him down and lead him to crack like I was his MTV show who put the crack pipe in his hand, or like I was his failed relationships because I mocked him on the regular, when in reality my site doesn’t have that kind of impact. Other people appreciated that I was respectful in my last post about him, but this guy Tim Lo seems to be my new DJ AM replacement, so when I’m at a loss of words or have to reference something as being gayer than bicycle shorts, it’s gonna be directed at Tim Lo because after getting emails like this….

fuck you for writing DJ AM is a cocksucker, not once but twice…i’m putting you on blast. I demand you write an apology to his fans.

Tim Lo

after the idiot went back into my archives and is ripping into my old posts that ripped into DJ AM and now wants an apology. I’m left with no other choice….now that I’m done with that, I am going to go pee on my wife while she takes her bath then laugh at her cuz she can’t get out on her own and beat me….

Because You’re Weekend Was Probably As Sexless AS Mine Was
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Megan Fox and Her Powerful Vagina
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Fuck Guitar Hero, The Roadies Are the Ones Who Make Things Happen
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German Lingerie Battle
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Holy Fuck Lohan’s Lips Are Inflated
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Hot Black Model Basically Nude
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God I Wanna Punch Reese Witherspoon in the Face
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Ladie Gaga Tranny Nipples
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Inner Monologue of Stan Lee, While Signing His Marvel Empire Over to Disney
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How Awesome Would It Be In Macauley Culkin Was the Father of One of MJ’s Kids?
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Amber Rose is Fucking Freaky
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WTF is Wrong With Amy Winehouse’s Face
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Lindsay Lohan Reality Show? Really?
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Oh Suzanna!!!
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Carrie Prejean Just Won’t Give Up her 15 Minutes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beavis and Butthead May Come Back to TV….As Two Grumpy Old Men
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I Know, It’s Shameful, But Mac ADs Still Make Me Laugh
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Sabrina and Her Sword
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Here’s Some Daytime Soap Sluts
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Meet Steve and His Boner
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Girl Caught Masterbating on a Hidden Cam
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Jamie Lynn Strips Down
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Hey Nick, Go Fuck Yourself
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Meet Laura Lion
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Demi Moore Is Full Of Shit (And Silicone…And Maybe Botox)
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Some Topless Kate Moss
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Leilani Dowding Nude
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Gwen is The Kind of Girl That Would Bring Me Happiness
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Britney Spears vs. Jamie Lynn Spears: The Bikini MILF Matchup
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Because the Montreal Club Chicks Make The Other Cities Club Chicks Look Like Trannys
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Peach is Knocking Back a Beer
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Man Mickey Rourke is Gettin All the Pussy
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I Mean Really, Who Doesn’t Love Kitten
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Shoulder Deep Fisting
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I’d Totally Throw It In Ladyhawke
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The 7 Douchiest Theme Parties
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The World Face Pulling Championships
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Family fight in Hospital!
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If Paris Hilton Wore This Every Day, And Danced Like This Every Night, I’d Definitely End Up Fucking Her!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife changed the lock on me but I worked my way back in and the first thing I did was run to the computer to post the links because I haven’t been home in 48 hours, I am still high from last nights accidental speed binge and I wanted to get my links up as fast as I fuckin’ could so that I could go pass the fuck out. I don’t know why I party so hard, it’s always the same waste of time and nothing interesting ever happens but for some reason I just can’t think of anything better to do….I am listening to Christmas carols, it is almost as inspiring as the header picture…

Here are my stepLINKS….


Disgusting Naked Lady Gaga
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Because if Your Week Was Anything Like Mine, Some Tits Are Going To Be Your Only Saving Grace
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Seriously Out of all These Stories About Lohan Stealing Shit, Some of Them Have Got to Be True
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Giant Ball Versus Cars = Amazing
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Final Destination Sex Queen Shantel Van Santen Gallery
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Here’s a Bunch of Still of Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body
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Do You Like BBQ As Much AS I Do?
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Britney Got Her Weave all Cleaned!
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Miscommunication is Bad When Raiding a House – VIDEO
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Anne Heche is Half Crazy, But Also Half Naked, So It All Evens Out in the End
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Rumer Willis is So Delusional It’s Hilarious
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Mischa Barton is So Fucking Beat
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Rhianna on the Cover of Italian Vogue
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WHY DOES HOLLYWOOD HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING?!
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Paloma & Chloe Get it On
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Bask in the Loveliness os Shakira’s New Video
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Serena Williams And Her Wax Figure Need A Room
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Kelly Brooke Gallery
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Mud Wars at Boot Camp
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One Punch Knock Out – VIDEO
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Horny Porny Orgy
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We All Know George Clooney Was Fisting a Bitch, Cause He is Kinky Like That!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Who Doesn’t Love a Buxom Blonde
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And Lucy Linder Bares All Yet Again
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Penis Shark?!
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TEXT
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I Wish PAris Hilton Would Hang Pics of Herself in My House SO I Could Use them As a Dart Board
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Maybe the Parents of the Kid Rebecca Gayhart Murdered Can Kill Her Unborn Baby For a Bit of Closure
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Topless Rose McGowen Throwback
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Dorcel Airlines Wants You to First Class and Bust a Load in the Process
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Alessandra Ambrosio Works The Runway @ FashionFest
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Sonia Red is Nekkid
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Here’s Hoping the Windy City Blows the Short Skirts All Over the Place
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To Bad That Champagne Glass Wasn’t My Dick
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The Top 20 Sexiest SI Cheerleaders of the Week
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Jana is Oh so Sexy
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Stacy Keibler – Fantasy Football’s Super Draft 2009 VIP Party
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First PErson View of a Jet Crash
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When It Rains, It Pours!
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Glee Looks Like the Worst Show Ever Put on TV Ever
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Now THAT’S Torture
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Bikini Sluts of the Day
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Coco Shakes Her Ass While Ice-T Belts Out Some Gangsta Rap. I said Coco is shakin’ her ass, yo!
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