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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2009

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say. It is 10 am. I spent the night in the woods. Accidentally. I haven’t slept much. I smell like bark and I just got in. I don’t know what happened but I am pretty sure I had sex with a tree. It was magical. So people who say drugs are bad are just boring and wrong, cuz without drugs I may have never had the best sex I can remember with a tree because it took drugs for my brain to think she was hot and worth fucking. Some people say I am not an environmentalist but environmentalists hate me. They lecture me and try to make me guilty for not composting. Well I think those people are bullshit and don’t love trees as much as I do and probably never will, so next time they bug me about donating to some emissions or recycling or tree planting bullshit, I’ll just have to bust the photo from last night to prove it.

Here are my stepLINKS….

These Sluts Do What They Are Told
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!
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the Jonas Brothers Finally Hit Puberty!
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Vanessa Hudgen’s Hottest Pics
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Lap Dance Work Out
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Let’s Bask in the Glory of Sarah Hardings Ass Together
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Jump, Kick Fail – I Love Seeing Kids Fall
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Rebecca Romijn Camel Toe!
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Renee Zellweger Just Keeps Getting Weirder Looking
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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AHHHHHHH Tricia Helfer
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Striptease of the Day
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Michael Hepls Crashed a Car
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Eve Longoria is Lookin Alright
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Nicol and Kayla Get It On
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What? Isn’t This The Way Everyone BBQs?
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Get Ready for the Biggest Piece of Shit Ever
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Girls Gotta Keep on Jumping
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Wet Tshirt Contests Are Always Fine By Me
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what Good is a Gun For, If Only to shoot Yourself – VIDEO
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Girlfriend Makes a Porno
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adele Makes My Penis Hurt in a Good Way
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Love When Guys Eat It On Ramps – VIDEO
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Posh is So Fucking Gross
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I Love Me Some Shay Laren
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Imogen Thomas Topless
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Lina Goes Green
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Bambi and Petra
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Shakira Has Still Got It
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Jenaveve is Oh So Sexy
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Because The Only Thing Awesome About Toronto is the Babes
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Everyone Loves a Slutty Bridesmaid
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Surprise!! Stewie is Gay!!
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44 Sluts Posing With Les Paul Guitars
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Sandy is a Romantic at Heart, and When I Say Heart, I Mean Vagina
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Playboy Miss September – Kimberly Phillips
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High School Brawl – VIDEO
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How About Some Mystery Meat?
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Lady Caca Wants the Gays
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BOOOOOOOB FIIIIIIGHT!
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Peta Treats Women Like Pieces of Meat
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HERE’S THE MOST FUCKABLE GIRL ON THE INTERNET…..IF SHE DOESN’T BLOW YOU TO DEATH FIRST
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Some Quebec Slut Who Banged Ben Affleck Making Out with Strippers
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2009

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk and was talking to dudes about pissing on chicks and it turns out that 95% of the guys I was with have all pissed on a chick at least once. The other 5 percent was passed the fuck out on the bar so we never really got a straight answer out of him. According to these dudes, most of the time the chicks are the ones initiating it because I guess when you hate yourself enough to fuck people I know, getting pissed on is just solid re-affirmation that you totally think you’re are sewer quality and that is the kind of girl you wanna marry. They’ll never give you a hard time and will thank the powers above for having you actually commit to them, even though everyone else in the world knows you’re a worthless piece of shit….she thinks that she’s nothing compared to you and that you are too good for her, leaving you with all the freedom you fuckin’ want….Enjoy….

Now – Watch Me Make a Fool of Myself on Twitter
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Then Check out pictures from my trip to the zoo on Facebook
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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS cuz they make for a decent waste of time….

These Girls Met Getting Implants- True Story
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Rachel Bilson Showing Off Her Pussy
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Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Nip Slip
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Who Knew Mario Paint Could be So Amazing?
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The 10 Hottest Left Handed Women
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LADIES! Have I Got a Gem For You
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The Ladie’s of Miss Universe
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Minka Kelly and Kate Hudson Cat Fight
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If There’s 1 Thing Jesus Hates More than Computers, It’s Old People
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Striptease of the Day
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Kourtney Kardashian Likes Dirty, Condomless Sex
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I Can’t Decide If I Think Anna Ferris is Hot or Not
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Halle Berry is Most Probably Pregnant Again
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Loryn is a Girl Next Door Type
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YOU TOO CAN HAVE HANNAH MONTANA’S CHERRY
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Demi Moore is Still Totally Bangable
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For Fuck Sakes Kein Federline is Almost as Fat as I Am
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How DO You Get rid of That Tattoo?
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Adrean is Amazing
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I Can’t Think of a Worse Moment to Faint
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Fucking Machine to Edn All Fucking Machines
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John Lennon is Rolling in His Grave
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Skinny Blonde is Naked and Dancing
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lohan is Pretty Much the Worst Role Model Ever
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Katy Perry Bikini Ass
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Now That’s a Coffin I Want to Be Buried In
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Nothing Wrong With Showing Off!
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Louise is Sexy
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Who is Candice Swanepoel and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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Now THIS Is A Hot Fuckin’ Piece of Ass!
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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I Wana Be a Part Of It, Don’t You?
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Megan Fox Needs to Shut Up and Look Good
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Meet Tiffany
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Threesome Heaven? You Decide
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Ahh The Joy of Bikinis
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Chuck is Watching Quite the Show
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How To: Enjoy a Melon
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Emo Amateurs Holy Fuck!
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For All You Ed Hardy Fucks
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Because We All Need a Little Assistance Finishing the Job
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2009

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

In response to the GLAAD people – I got the single most amazing email from a reader….

Dear Jesus –
 
I am an HIV Poz Gay Male – but more importantly, I am a Big Fan of your website and sometimes the stuff that yo write is the only thing that gets me through the day at my shitty job.
 
Fuck GLAAD – not only do they not have a SENSE OF FUCKING HUMOR, but  they sure as hell don’t speak for me as a AIDS Fag.
 
Love you Jesus!

Woof!
 
PS: LOVED your response to them

So fuck you GLAAD for monetizing on the fuckin’ people by exploiting their fight and making money off the shit, when they don’t really give a fuck, because when you find out you are HIV Positive, you realize, shit there’s more to life than fucking whining about bullshit. Fuck yourself and to my reader, I’d let you bareback me all night long cuz that’s how much I love you.

Here are my stepLINKS……


More Proof That Britney Spears is Disgusting
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Lucy Pinder is Topless In Nuts So Much That They Shouls Rename
The Magazine Lucy Pinder
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Star Wars – The Longest Crash EVER
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The 9 Hottest Pakistani Women
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What In The Fuck Has Happened To Jenna Jameson?
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Some Hot Models From Comic Con
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Maybe This Will Brighten Your Day
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Who Doesn’t Love a Spur of the Moment Dance to BEAT IT?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Danille Lloyd Ass Flash Throwback
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Alexis Dziena Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention
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Striptease of the Day
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Milla Jovoich is Fucking Hot
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The World is Resting on Katy Perry’s Tits
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Kate Hudson Wants to Have a Steroid Freak Baby
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Agyness Deyn is Some Model That Thinks She is Michael Jackson
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Tiny Tits Need Attention Too
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Mila Kunis is So Hot It Makes My Penis Hurt
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Naomi Campbell Bikini Ass
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Star Wars Bikini Cinema
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Austin Takes It Off
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Some 7 Year Old Catches a Fish With His Bare Hands – VIDEO
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Brad and Angie Like to Fuck, And I’m Not The Least Bit Surprised
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Big Titties and Fucking a Banana
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A Long Legged Lesbo Threesome
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Stacey Keibler Does Vegas Magazine
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These Planes Are Nicer Than Any House I Will Ever Live In
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Jack Nicolson is Living the Life
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Monica is Getting Wild and I Love It
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How About Another Threesome
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Okay So What Exactly Are We Looking At Here?
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Russell Simmons is Banging Sophie Monk
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Jana Plays Pool Topless
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Sluts in the Shower
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Keppy Clarkson is a Fat Blob and We All Know It
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This Documentary About a Dude Who Walks on Tightropes
Is Way Less Faggity Than It Sounds
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She Should Have Had an Enema
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Kate Moss is Mother of the Year
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The Camel Toe Song!
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Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips to Keep Kids Safe
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How to Date Out of Your League
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Channing Tatum is a Gay Stripper
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Catching a Laptop with his Ass Weirdness
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I love this Ex Pedophile Shit from The Onion
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Today’s stepLINKS aren’t as good as the Cosby Show Porn Spoof. I can’t wait to see Rudy Huxitble take it up the ass

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2009

11

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Lawyers are on my dick and not in a good way..

I had to take down the Ashley Greene nude pictures because they got all the buzz they needed for their new trailer they released today and they feel like making a big deal abotu shit, even though nothing ever disappears off the internet.

This is the email I wrote them back

I will get those down – I was under the impression they belong to PEREZ HILTON as his logo was ALL over them.

If you look at the images on my site – You will see they say PEREZ HILTON all over them.

That is where I found them and you should PURSUE legal action against him.

UNFORTUNATELY, he always manages to WIN, despite being a hideous looking creature who belongs in jail.

ADMIT you like my random words in CAPITAL letters.

PS – You’re AWESOME…..I am sure great at giving blowjobs….can you respond telling me what you’ll do to me with your mouth if I don’t comply…fuck I am hard right now….seriously I am sliding my dick in my hand imagining it was your mouth…sure I don’t know you and have never seen you, but I can only imagine it being quite tight and luxurious…hold me…I feel so alone…..crying….

Here are my stepLINKS

Because You Can Get Fucked in More Ways Than 1
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Okay, What the FUCK is a Jugaloo?
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Jessica Lowndes is the Welfare Version of Megan Fox
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10 Drugs You Shouldn’t Do While Driving
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BRO SEARCH IS TOTALLY NOT GAY!
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In the event you didn’t read my other post – here’s Amber Rose’s NSFW Hot Photoshoot
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Exclusive (and FUCKIN’ HOT!) Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Pics You Won’t Find Anywhere Else!
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Even Paris Had to Get a FULL CAVITY search
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Angie Harmon See Through Grandma
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How About Diane Kruger’s Ass CRack
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What Her Drink Really Says About HEr
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Senior Citizens Are Pretty Much Always Awesome Unless They Are White
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica Stroup Does It Better
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Just as One Would Expect, Britney’s Boy Are Growing Up to Be Perfect Gentlemen
And By Perfect Gentlemen I Mean By-Product White Trash That Swear Like Sailors
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Heather Graham Bikini Ass
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Kate Gosselin is So Fucking Gross
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Michelle Takes It Off
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Here’s The Trailer For That Movie Heath Ledger Was In Before He Died
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Jenny McCarthy Looks Good in Hooker Boots
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Stacey Kiebler Gallery
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How About a B Grade Sex Movie
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I FORGOT HOT HOT ANGELINA JOLIE IS WHEN SHE DOESN’T HAVE 12 BABIES ON HER
ARM AND TWINS FLYING OUT OF HER VAGINA!!!
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Tit Fights > Bum Fights
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Nerdy Girl, Big Tits, Good Head
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Heather’s Gallery is Glorious
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Chinese Drinking Games Look Pretty Awesome
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Fat Man On a Diving Board
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The Curious Case of Ali Lohan
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Part 2
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Sammie Pennington is Nude
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Angel Gets Fucked
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Gisele is Always Easy on the Eyes
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And More Disney Jailbait. For Fuck Sakes
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Kasia in a Tiny Red Dress
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Kayden Cross Loves Leather
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Ali Landry Bikini Hotness
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“No, Officer. It Was My Cat Who Downloaded All That Child Pornography.”
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Hilary Clinton Will Smack You Down!
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Butt Plug Fail, Gravity is a Bitch
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Club Hotties That Will Make You Sweat
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2009

11

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Because It’s Only Monday and I Already Blow My Brains Out
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Kathy Griffen, For Fuck Sakes
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This Kid Solves 2 Rubiks Cubes While Playing Guitar Hero and is Obviously
Never Going to Get Laid EVER
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Sienna Miller’s Sluttiest Pics
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Bouncy Castle Fun with a Fatty!
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Bikini Football League Video
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How Not to be a Fat Ass
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Katie Price’s Giant Fucking Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah, I’d Fuck Kristen Stewart
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A Summer Hottie Round Up
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ACTION HEROES WILL SAVE CALIFORNIA
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Striptease of the Day – 2 For 1
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Ruined Vagina or Not, I would Still Bang X-Tina
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No One Thinks Dane Cook is Funny and They Are All Right
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Nicola Roberts ALMOST Showed Us Her Nipples!
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I Wish Mike Tyson Had Cut Joe Jonas’s Ear Off
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Tamara is the Girl Next Door Type
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Kim Kardashian and Kat Von D Both Went Blonde
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Good News, Lady GaGa Isn’t the Only Fucking Idiot Pop Star That Dresses and Act Like a Complete Fucking Moron
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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The Amateur Hunter!
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More Drama About the Paternity of Michael Jackson’s Kids
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Now Thats a Wide Open Vagina
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Sasha Grey and Her Little Friend
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Birthday Party FAIL
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Kagney Reminds me of a Sluttier, Less Annoying Heidi Montag
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Aubrey O’Day is Fucking Weird Looking
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Come On, You Know You Would Fuck Freckles
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Lucy Pinder and Friends Are Naked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Who’s Gonna Squirt?!
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Some Angel Dark is Always All Right With Me
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Roxanna Dawn is a DJ and Playboy Model
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Denise Milani is Daisy Dukes
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Ambra Loses Her Red Bikini
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Chris Angel Isn’t Dead, But I Wish He Was
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What Kind of Drugs is Kanye West On?
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Gang Banged By 250 dudes for Nothing
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I Don’t Get How Sometimes Christina Ricci Looks So Hot and Other Times, Not So Much
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10 Qualities of a Great Drinking Buddy
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Slow Motion Popeye!
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Barnie Dance WTF?!
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MORE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE THAT TAYLOR MOMSEN IS A JAIL BAT WHORE
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2009

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been stuck in the woods on a 3 day alcohol fueled mushroom trip. I feel like I had sex with random sluts in random fields the entire time, but I could have been imagining the whole thing, but as amazing as the whole thing was, I shoulda done my links before I left…but I am doing them now. Better late that never…I guess….

Follow Me On Twitter Cuz I Embarrass Myself There
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Because Bustin a Nut Always Makes My Hangover Go Away
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Snoops Dog is Racist
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ITS MARIO FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
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Remember That Dancing Wedding Video That Was Pretty Gay?
Here’s the Divorce One That’s Actually Kind of Amazing
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Bachelor Cooking With Aria Giovanni
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UPSIDE DOWN KARAOKE!!!
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Christina Milian Swollen Camel Toe
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Lohan on the Cover of Some Magazine or Some Shit
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If G.I. Joe Worked In Your Office
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And I Thought I Was Fat, Holy Fuck!
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A Song About Face Fungus
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striptease of the Day
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Kristin Cavallari is Filiming in a Bikini
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Lohan is an Idiot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Probably Hate Kids More Than Anyone, But Gewn Stefani’s Son Seems Like a Little Badass
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Lesbian Gonzo!!
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Mischa Barton is Looking Really Fucking Rough Man
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Cheeto Puff In A Bikini
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Nicole Richie is the Size of a Fucking House
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Sara Jean Underwood Gallery
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Introducing Natalie Weston
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Star Wars Dance Party
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Blonde and a Brunette Fuck with a Strap On
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Heidi Montag Looks Like Shes Covered
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Sophia Rozzi is All That and More
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Vogue’s 2009 Calendar Shot My Terry Richardson
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OMG!!1111WETCATZ!!!LOL
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Jessica Alba Bikini Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sophie Howard is Topless
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Ginger At the Bar
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Bryci is Easy on the Eyes
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Gossip Girl Sexy Legs
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Jana Takes It Off
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Michael J Fox Says Try the Shakes!
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The 9 Must See Acts of Lollapalooza
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wow, Shes Flexible
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Hotties At the Bandslam Premiere
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14 Year Old Boxer Gets Knocked Out Cold
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Pop Goes the Pussy
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Tyra Banks is Fucking Weird Man
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24 Year Old Virgin
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Birthday Dogs, WTF?!
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2009

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I feel like a serious crackhead when the sun is rising and I am still drinking. Actually I don’t. I am just confused how to type right now, the girl who demonstrated anal sex to me wasn’t much of a help…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Because It’s Not Quite Friday Yet
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There Are The Children of Our Future…Oof
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Japanese Sex Eggs? Hmmmm
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The 9 Hottest Ethiopian Women
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Dogs + Laser Pointers = Hours of Fun
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The Rachel Nicholsí Leg Show
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This Kid is Paralyzed and Skateboards and I Don’t Get It
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Kate Moss is Topless
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Jennifer Aniston’s Old Maid Legs
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A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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YOU CAN’T REPLACE BILLY MAYES!
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Let’s All Enroll at Westwood College
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Striptease of the Day
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I See Katie Price’s Tits Almost As Much as I See My Own
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Ahhhhhhh Shakira
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Katherine McPhee Went Blonde and I Like It
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Fully Shaved and Heaven
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Ginger Spice is Looking Fucking Beat
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Joanna Krupa WTF Are You Wearing
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And Now, The Gayest Pic to Exist Ever
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Rihanna Gallery Throwback
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Liv Goes Nude
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IN YOUR FACE MOTHER FUCKER
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She Likes to Play in Public
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Kimberly Kato is Naked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Fun at the Water Slides (Probably Fake, But Whatever)
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Camryn Kiss Like Whoa!
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There Are the Lesbian Days of Our Lives
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Dr. Phil is a Big Fat Perv
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Jessica Jane is Topless
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Solo and With Friends
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She’s Gettin’ Her Shower On – VIDEO
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Taylor Momsen is Lookin Good in That Courtney Love Junkie Kind of Way
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Nicole Graves Takes a Shower
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Meet Darlene Escoto
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Remember When I Said Lady Gaga Had a Cock? Yeah Well I Was Right
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Who doesn’t Love Some Captain Kirk?
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Making Porno is Serious Business
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How About Some Big Old Tits?
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5 Very Large Animated Gifs of Movie Sex Scenes
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Jack Nicolson Has Still Got It!!!
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PHOTO EVIDENCE THAT LINDSAY LOHAN IS A FUCKIN’ SQUIRTER!
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2009

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk – Here are my stepLINKS. I may have also done pills or GHB. I am really not sure. But here are my stepLINKS. I went to a stripclub and I remember the bouncer demanding a 3 dollar tip after I paid a 5 dollar covercharge so I left and sw no pussy. But here are my stepLINKS cuz I am dunk….

Because You Don’t Have to Die a Virgin
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Do Your Part, Piss In The Shower!
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This Breatfeeding Doll is Creepy as Fuck
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Football Faceblast – VIDEO
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Safe to Say Sophie Monk is Bangable
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Even Races in Japan Are Better Than the Ones Here – VIDEO
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Whoever Lauren Pope Is, She is Topless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Check Out This Alan Rickman Mash Up
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Some Bad News Crossword Puzzles
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Adrianne Curry Gallery
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That Weird Dude Whos Gross Statues of Celebrites Made One of the Twins Sucking On Angelina’s Tits
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Ahhhhhhhhh College
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica Simpson Getting Fat Again
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I’d Bang Keppy Brooke, So Whatever
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And More Sienna Miller
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Danielle is to Die For
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Method Man Knows How to Deal With Fans Proper
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Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt Used to Smoke the Good Shit
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Katherine Heigl is So Ugly
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Leighton Meester Gallery
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Brooke Shows Off Her Hula Hoop Skills
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WWE Nip Slip
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Small Titty Lesbians Eat Pussy
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Susan Boyle is Still Thinner and Better Looking Than My Wife
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These Lezzies Love Strap Ons
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TEACHER HAS HAD ENOUGH
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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How About Some Sunny Leone
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Lohan Bikini Throwback
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Jessica Alba Bikini Pics
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Solo Amateur and Her Friends
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Aaliya is All You Need
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Today’s Lesbian Fantasy
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Janessa Takes Is Off
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Shanon James is On Display
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Surprise!!! OJ Simpson’s Ex Girlf Friend is Scared He’s Gonna Kill Her
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In Case You Missed the 8Bit Sex Tape
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Sex Life of a Dwarf
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How About Some Taylor Momsen?
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Fun With the Vibrator
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Mr. Belding Will Shut You Down!!
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133 Beer Bong Babes
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Jennifer Connelly Stopped Starving Herself and is Lookin Good
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EXCLUSIVE MIRANDA KERR PICS EVERYONE ELSE WILL STEAL TOMORROW!
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Some Awkward Lesbianism
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2009

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I need to get on Oprah. That’s my new life goal. But I don’t mean on her show. I mean up on her physically. Like climb her thick chocolate thigh and explore her inner lady parts with my tongue. I hear she’s got a tight pussy. Like she only fits in three fingers….fat fingers that are spread as far apart as possible…but still only three fingers and I guess that’s tight for someone. Either way, Oprah, it’s on.

But before I make that miracle happen, here are my stepLINKS…


Get Girls To Diddle Themselves While You Watch Without Any Effort
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The Creepiest Gift You Could Every Give Anyone That Keep On Giving
And No, It’s Not AIDS
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SUPER SOAKER WATER BOARDS!
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Hooters Girls Dancing is Always Good
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Here’s a Fuck Load of Megan Fox Photos
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Keri Hilson Is The Sexiest Black Women Alive (Pics)
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Sluts Play Ball
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I Take Back All The Times I Called Jennifer Lopez Hot in the Last Few Weeks
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We’d Love to Fuck Demi Moore, No?
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A Lovely Gallery of TWINS
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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For Fuck Sakes Brtney and Lohan Together Again
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One Wedding and a Funeral
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Striptease of the Day
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Miranda Kerr is Sexy on the Runway
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LINDSAY LOHAN IS SUCH A FUCKING A WHORE!
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I Wanna Punch Pheobe Price in the Fucking Mouth
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Yes, I Would Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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You Guys Know I Love Mee Some Bree Olsen
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Jenna Jameson in Some PETA Campaign…Fuck I Hate PETA
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Jennifer Aniston is Fine with Being an old, Single Shrew
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Latoya Jackson is Actually Looking Half Bangable, Who Would Have Thought?
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BASKETBALL FIGHT!
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Random Photos Are Peoples Faves
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ATVs and Chicks Don’t Mix
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Lucky Dude Gets Fucked in a Bathroom
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Authumn Bliss is a Real Stunner
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Emily Rossum Does Vegas
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Street Drain Artwork
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Mischa Barton is a Fucking Mess
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Imogen Thomas is Sexy
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Teen Has Fun Alone
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Lovely Lovely Gisele
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Christina Hendricks is Lookin Hot
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Cassie is Nude in a Hammock
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Surf’s Up Denise!
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Kayla Collins is a Playboy Babe
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WEARING CONDOMS IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH
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Keri Hilson is Greasy
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And One More Time
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A Set of Big Titties is Better than a Sack of Shit…
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2009

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone emailed me calling me out on a story I wrote about 6 sixteen year old girls in bikinis applying tanning oil on each other at the park before tanning in the park and how I found it an erotic situation, until coming home to my wife and realizing what the bitches turn into once those perky new curves start to settle like the foundation of an old house and they turn dumpy, saying that my story was a lie. Now, I don’t know where this motherfucker lives, but it is in the wrong fucking place if he doesn’t come across girls tanning on the beach, or in the park or anywhere together, because it is pretty much a daily fuckin’ occurrance in most of the world in the fucking summer and even when I don’t leave the house for days at a time, I still see the shit, so fuck you for doubting me or for giving me credit as some kind of mastermind who can think up such crazy situations like groups of girls putting tanning oil on each other. Motherfucker needs to hit up the waterpark.

I was just in a bar chatting up some evironmental tree-hugger engineer (lesbian) about how I don’t recycle and intentionally throw out cans and bottles while staring at the closest tree pointing my finger letting him know that I will win this fuckin’ war on nature, needless to say she didn’t show me her bush. I blame my penis but it may have been cuz I am insensitive…But I’m happily drunk and here are my stepLINKS for the Day…

They Got What You Need Baby
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The Only Reason They Are Blaming Tiger Woods For Farting on TV Is Because he is BLACK
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Mario and The Princess Have a Sex Tape
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Sorry, But UFC Fighting is for Homos Anyway
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Bikini Girl Lapdance
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Why Are European Commericials So Consistantly Amazing
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Lohan is Blonde and See Through
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Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club
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The Trailer for the Anime Version of Wolverine Looks Amazing
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striptease of the Day
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The Sun Shines On Jennifer Aniston’s Sweet Fuckin’ Tits
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Britney is Back to Being a Big Blonde Hoe Again
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Hot Model Pics: Jamie Gunns
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Adrianne Curry Sure As Hell Doesn’t Have a Job, So I Guess She Has Nothing
Better to Do Than Hang Out in a Bikini
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I Swear to God I Hate Lady GaGa More and More Everyday
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Good God I Love Penny Cruz
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Sophie is Erotic
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There’s a BIG Surprise In Custody Case For Jackson Children
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Ugh Jessica Simpson is So Gross
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Sophia Bush Gallery
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Petra Shakes What Her Momma Gave Her
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Roseanna May be Digusting But She is Completely Insane
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Third World Country Moms Really Know How to Take Care of Their Kids
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Old Pervs Do The Only Things They Know How
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Busty, Busty Blondes
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Turkish Demolition Goes Wrong
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I Pretty Much Can’t Ever Resist a Latina Type Brunette
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TEXT
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Mischa Barton is Back and More Digusting Then Ever. Bring On the Weight Gain
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Personally I’m a Fan of Photoshopped Britney
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A Huge Amount of Self Shots
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Bryci Looks Tempting
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Meagan Fox is Covered in Blood
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That’s Right, Yank That Yellow Bikini Off
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This Version of Billie Jean is Awesome
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Farah Fawcett and MJ Look Alike
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And More Funny commericals
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Hey Lady, Your Butthole is Broken
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DEAD MAN FOUND AT SEA!
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The 20 Sexiest Rock Star Spawn
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Viva Italia Cam Whore
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Let’s Auto Tune the News, One More Time
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Some Nutty Cleavage in Toronto….If You Are This Girl Email Me….Thanks

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