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2009

31

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got all kinds of emails about this DJ AM shit, some people wanted me to take responsibility for his death like my site helped break him down and lead him to crack like I was his MTV show who put the crack pipe in his hand, or like I was his failed relationships because I mocked him on the regular, when in reality my site doesn’t have that kind of impact. Other people appreciated that I was respectful in my last post about him, but this guy Tim Lo seems to be my new DJ AM replacement, so when I’m at a loss of words or have to reference something as being gayer than bicycle shorts, it’s gonna be directed at Tim Lo because after getting emails like this….

fuck you for writing DJ AM is a cocksucker, not once but twice…i’m putting you on blast. I demand you write an apology to his fans.

Tim Lo

after the idiot went back into my archives and is ripping into my old posts that ripped into DJ AM and now wants an apology. I’m left with no other choice….now that I’m done with that, I am going to go pee on my wife while she takes her bath then laugh at her cuz she can’t get out on her own and beat me….

Because You’re Weekend Was Probably As Sexless AS Mine Was
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Megan Fox and Her Powerful Vagina
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Fuck Guitar Hero, The Roadies Are the Ones Who Make Things Happen
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German Lingerie Battle
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Holy Fuck Lohan’s Lips Are Inflated
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Hot Black Model Basically Nude
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God I Wanna Punch Reese Witherspoon in the Face
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Ladie Gaga Tranny Nipples
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Inner Monologue of Stan Lee, While Signing His Marvel Empire Over to Disney
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How Awesome Would It Be In Macauley Culkin Was the Father of One of MJ’s Kids?
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Amber Rose is Fucking Freaky
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WTF is Wrong With Amy Winehouse’s Face
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Lindsay Lohan Reality Show? Really?
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Oh Suzanna!!!
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Carrie Prejean Just Won’t Give Up her 15 Minutes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beavis and Butthead May Come Back to TV….As Two Grumpy Old Men
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I Know, It’s Shameful, But Mac ADs Still Make Me Laugh
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Sabrina and Her Sword
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Here’s Some Daytime Soap Sluts
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Meet Steve and His Boner
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Girl Caught Masterbating on a Hidden Cam
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Jamie Lynn Strips Down
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Hey Nick, Go Fuck Yourself
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Meet Laura Lion
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Demi Moore Is Full Of Shit (And Silicone…And Maybe Botox)
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Some Topless Kate Moss
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Leilani Dowding Nude
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Gwen is The Kind of Girl That Would Bring Me Happiness
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Britney Spears vs. Jamie Lynn Spears: The Bikini MILF Matchup
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Because the Montreal Club Chicks Make The Other Cities Club Chicks Look Like Trannys
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Peach is Knocking Back a Beer
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Man Mickey Rourke is Gettin All the Pussy
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I Mean Really, Who Doesn’t Love Kitten
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Shoulder Deep Fisting
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I’d Totally Throw It In Ladyhawke
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The 7 Douchiest Theme Parties
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The World Face Pulling Championships
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Family fight in Hospital!
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If Paris Hilton Wore This Every Day, And Danced Like This Every Night, I’d Definitely End Up Fucking Her!
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2009

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife changed the lock on me but I worked my way back in and the first thing I did was run to the computer to post the links because I haven’t been home in 48 hours, I am still high from last nights accidental speed binge and I wanted to get my links up as fast as I fuckin’ could so that I could go pass the fuck out. I don’t know why I party so hard, it’s always the same waste of time and nothing interesting ever happens but for some reason I just can’t think of anything better to do….I am listening to Christmas carols, it is almost as inspiring as the header picture…

Here are my stepLINKS….


Disgusting Naked Lady Gaga
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Because if Your Week Was Anything Like Mine, Some Tits Are Going To Be Your Only Saving Grace
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Seriously Out of all These Stories About Lohan Stealing Shit, Some of Them Have Got to Be True
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Giant Ball Versus Cars = Amazing
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Final Destination Sex Queen Shantel Van Santen Gallery
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Here’s a Bunch of Still of Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body
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Do You Like BBQ As Much AS I Do?
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Britney Got Her Weave all Cleaned!
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Miscommunication is Bad When Raiding a House – VIDEO
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Anne Heche is Half Crazy, But Also Half Naked, So It All Evens Out in the End
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Rumer Willis is So Delusional It’s Hilarious
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Mischa Barton is So Fucking Beat
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Rhianna on the Cover of Italian Vogue
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WHY DOES HOLLYWOOD HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING?!
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Paloma & Chloe Get it On
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Bask in the Loveliness os Shakira’s New Video
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Serena Williams And Her Wax Figure Need A Room
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Kelly Brooke Gallery
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Mud Wars at Boot Camp
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One Punch Knock Out – VIDEO
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Horny Porny Orgy
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We All Know George Clooney Was Fisting a Bitch, Cause He is Kinky Like That!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Who Doesn’t Love a Buxom Blonde
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And Lucy Linder Bares All Yet Again
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Penis Shark?!
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I Wish PAris Hilton Would Hang Pics of Herself in My House SO I Could Use them As a Dart Board
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Maybe the Parents of the Kid Rebecca Gayhart Murdered Can Kill Her Unborn Baby For a Bit of Closure
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Topless Rose McGowen Throwback
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Dorcel Airlines Wants You to First Class and Bust a Load in the Process
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Alessandra Ambrosio Works The Runway @ FashionFest
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Sonia Red is Nekkid
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Here’s Hoping the Windy City Blows the Short Skirts All Over the Place
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To Bad That Champagne Glass Wasn’t My Dick
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The Top 20 Sexiest SI Cheerleaders of the Week
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Jana is Oh so Sexy
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Stacy Keibler – Fantasy Football’s Super Draft 2009 VIP Party
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First PErson View of a Jet Crash
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When It Rains, It Pours!
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Glee Looks Like the Worst Show Ever Put on TV Ever
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Now THAT’S Torture
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Bikini Sluts of the Day
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Coco Shakes Her Ass While Ice-T Belts Out Some Gangsta Rap. I said Coco is shakin’ her ass, yo!
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2009

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t wear a shirt with breasts drawn on the shit if you don’t want to get random men grabbing your fat tits and making derogatory comments like I am a common whore walking down the street, when I don’t even have a fucking vagina. Don’t go out on the weekend NASCAR is in town and expect to meet cool people. Do drink yourself stupid but don’t get caught masturbating on the bus ride home, even if no erect, they can still arrest you.


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Here are my stepLINKS..

Because It’s Not Quite the Weekend Yet
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Guess Who Needs An Ed Hardy Intervention?
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Survival Tips With Gavin
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The 10 Hottest Wrestling Sluts Of All Time
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Christina Ricci Wears Daisy Dukes
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Short Skirt Hidden Camera Escalator Fun
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Lily Allen See Through Pants
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What Do You Do When You See a Falling Brick?
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Yeah I’d Bang Me Some Sandra Bullock
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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STFU Madonna
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I Think Aubrey O’Day’s Dog is Better Looking Than She Is
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EVERYBODY NEEDS TO BAN TOGETHER AND FIND THE LOHAN LESBIAN SEX TAPE
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Curb Your Entusiasm is Going to Be Amazing This Season
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Blue Eyed Gaby
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I Still Hate Her And All But I’m Loving Kim Kardashian’s Blonde Hair
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Miley Ctrus Jailbait Shortshorts
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Behind the Scenes With Pixie Lott
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Kayden Kross is on the Floor
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Idiot Rides Scooter, Runs Into Pole – VIDEO
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Vodka Tampons & Anal Beer Bongs: It’s The Thing In Arizona
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A Couple of Little Lezzies
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Rachel Roxxx The Penthouse
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Eva Herzigova for Numero
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Laura Lion Wants to ROAR
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Nicole Rochie Bikini Throwback
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Cartoon Fruit Porn
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Sophie Howard By the Pool
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Sexy, Sexy Teen
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Anna Kournikova At Some Party Talking or Some Shit
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She’s a Cheerful Cherrleader1
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Club Hotties//Lights Camera Action
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Maria Venus Makes Staring At Her Easy
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Remember Chili From TLC?
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The Taratino Mixtape
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Here’s Hoping Anne Heche Brings the Crazy Back
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Get Naked or Die?
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Georgia Jones is in the Mirror
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Some Hot Amateurs With Hot Eyes
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I’ve Never HEard Much of Tori Amos’s Music, But I Like Her Already
(RE:Fuck You Lady GaGa)
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2 Chicks … 4 Huge Breasts … My Kinda Lesbian Party!
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This Hooters’ Girl Has The BIGGEST Tits!
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2009

26

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I just woke up from being passed the fuck out for the last 6 hours because I guess I am dying or have some kind of terminal illness that hasn’t been detected because I haven’t passed out in public and saved by the paramedics, so instead I’m just a ticking timebomb, but I the good news is that I woke up with a hard on, meaning I still got it. The bad news is that the warm wetness I thought was a blowjob from an amazing girl was actually my dog lickin’ my dick. Now I have to deal with the fact that my wife doesn’t turn me on but my dog does so maybe that means I’m into beastiality or maybe it just means my wife is disgusting as fuck. Either way, here are my steplinks while I go Google “Signs I am into beastiality?” ….Enjoy….

Lucy Pinder Down Blouse
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Carla Velli is Topless
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Because You Can’t Be Mommmy’s Special Little Guy Forever
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GRANNY’S GOT A HOE!
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Whoe Knew a Little Kid Shitting Could Be So Adorable?!
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Commercials With Underlying Sex Themes Never Get Old
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Miley Cyrus Jailbait of the Day
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Anna Paquin is a Cunt in a See Thru Shirt
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Police Chase a Skater
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The 10 Hottest Multi-Racial Women
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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You Still Live in Your Moms Basement, So This One Goes Out to You!
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Get Ready for the Lohan Nudes and/or Sex Tape
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Striptease of the Day
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Emma Roberts Bikini Action
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Lohan Needs to Lay Off the Lip Injections
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Russel Brand is Hosting the VMAs Again, Amazing
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Tina is a Girl Next Door Type
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Does Denise Richards Just Get Paid For Walking About And Not Doing Shit?
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For Fuck Sakes, Look At Shauna Sands Face
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Bang and Old Dude, Get 2.4 Million Dollars. I’d Do It.
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The Future os Air Travel
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Zara At the Car Wash
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If I Was This Reporter, I’d Have Punched Him in the Face By Now – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alison is the Clouds
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Camille and the Fucking Machine
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Let’s Play the Hair on Fire Drinking Game
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Chris Brown Better Stay the Hell Away From Rhianna
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Gallery of Drunk Sluts
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If There Were Two People I Could Make Dead With My Mind, It Would Be Heidi and Spencer
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Some Evan Rachel Wood Photos
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Huge Dildo and a Bit of Fisting
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Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Oilin’ Up Some Massive Jugs
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Because Girls Are The Only Reason I Go Out, Other Than The BOOZE
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Meet Carlie Christine
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Playboy Babe – Ashlyn Letizzia
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Joyce and Debra Are Some Fine Lookin’ Twins
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Bill O’Reilly Hates Jay-Z
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Would You Hold This for a Second?
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Rock God’s Wife Shows Off Her 38EEE-22-36 Bikini Body!
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2009

26

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Guess what…here are my links. I thought maybe I should write more interesting stuff about my afternoon and night but there’s nothing interesting to say. From seeing a dirty old man get a boner asking a busty teen what her dog’s name is, to doing shots with someone who must have been 15 who snuck out of his house at a local pub, nothing was all that out of the ordinary, so I might as well just give you assholes something to click on….but first…

Follow me on Twitter
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Now here are the rest of my stepLINKS

Because Even the Tuesday Night Movie is Too Expensive For Your Broke Ass
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I Think This is Quite Possibly The Best Picture I Have Ever Seen Ever
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Some Bitch Named Nadine Cole Has a See Through Moment
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Everything is WiFi, Including the Hoes!
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A Fake Sex Game Show is Better Than the No Sex You Are Getting Presently
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I Love Me Some Mila Kunis
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Nude Models In Hotel Rooms
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Granny is Blind and She Went Into the Wrong Store…
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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This Clip of Anna Wintour on David Letterman is Actually Hilarious
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6 Cash For Clunkers Spin-Offs We’d Like To See
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Melanie Griffith is En Route to Rehab
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Striptease of the Day
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In Hollywood, Even Crazy Can Get a Job
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The Sluts of the New Melrose Place
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I Don’t Give a Shit About Her New Song, But Katherine McPhee is Lookin Good With Blonde Hair
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Sandy Summers is Coming Out to Play
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Guess Who the Most Dangerour Celebrity On the Internet Is?
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Sorry But Nritney Spears Is Still a Fat Piece of White Trash
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Sara Jean Underwood Gallery
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is FUCKED
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Satin Bloom is On the Beach
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Hey Asshole, Get Your Eyes Checked – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Arika Oils Up Her Rack
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Angelik is Busty
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If a Fat Guy Doing the Splits on a Skateboard Isn’t Funny, Then I Don’t Know What Is
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When All Else Fails, Blame The Wind!
(Police Women of Broward County is My New Favorite Show)
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Some Random Photos Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Yeah I’d Bang Maggie Grace
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Sophie Howard is Topless
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Dirty Dirty Teacher
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Shauna Sand Revisited
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Now THATS the Type of Lolipop They Love
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Because If You Can’t Win in Vegas, You May as Well Get Laid
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A Good Playboy Spread Always Makes My Day Better
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Awhh They Are Lettin The Fat Girls Model
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REAL LIFE TRANSFORMER!!
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Nixon’s Long Lost Sex Tape
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WTF is Up With Taylor Swifts Arms?
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Now That a Perfect Body
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This Wife Swap Show Never Stops Getting Funny
DON’T TAKE A MAN’S BACON
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The 50 Funniest Internet Infographics
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Please Go Away Katy Perry
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Holly Madison Upskirt — Hef Is Such a Fuckin’ Moron!
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2009

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just watching a lot of these frosh girls on pretty much their first week of University going out to get drunk for the first time in the city on their own and it was pretty entertaining to see just how green they are. I know that not only will they be little drunken whores getting gangbanged by the end of the semester, but I also know that at the end of tonight they’ll probably be getting fingered by some punk covered in puke. It’s just nice to see the start of a beautiful thing, you know before it is tainted. I thought about talking to them but for the first time in my life, I realized just how fuckin young 18 is and had no fuckin’ interest, not to mention they’re still a little too fresh and easily intimidated, I need them a little closer to when they are addicted to ritalin (it’s a gateway drug) and rockin’ a little herpes, not because I like herpes but because I know herpes will make them realize they are tainted little whores we all know they are and a little less picky when it comes to what cock they are shoving down their throat….

Here are links….

Surprise! Jennifer Ansiton is Fucking Her Co-Star
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Sluts You’ll Def Want a Piece Of
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I Guess Half Birthday Sex is Better Than No Sex At All
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15 Little Known Facts About Women
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More of Heidi Montage Being a Good Christian With Excellent Morals
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Beyonce in Slow Motion
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LeAnn Rimes Panty Flash
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Amanda Seyfried is Weird Looking, But In that I Still Want to Bang Her Type of Way
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Mascot Fail – VIDEO
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striptease of the Day
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Fetish: Sluts Who Smoke
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Lohan Got Robber (Cue Nelson From The Simpson’s ‘HAHA’)
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Katie Price is a Delicate Virgin Flower Who Shouldn’t Associate with Such Trash
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Sofia Bush’s ass hanging out in NYC
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Your Daily Megan Fox
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Liz and Her Bedside Manners
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Cindy Crawford Has Still Got It
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With Coco?
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And Here’s The Trailer For Halloween 2
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Roxy Carter is Lounging Around
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HIPPIE BEAT DOWN!
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Small Titted Lesbians
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Her Bra = Tool Box
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She’s a Dirty, Dirty Girl
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The Asshole Who Killed His Stripper Wife and Stuffed Her In a Suitcase Offed Himself
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Maria Menounos is Lookin Fine
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Doetzen Kroes is Naked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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She’s a Bad, Bad Kitty
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Carla Bruni is in a Bikini
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Kasia is a Stripping Nurse
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I’d Like to Bang Milla Jovovich in Her Nice, White Wedding Dress
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Club Hotties Who Will Make You Drool
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Peach is Going to War
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Here’s That Dead Chicks Playboy Spread
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when Magic Happens!
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The Downside of Having a Foot Long Penis
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Mena Suvari Bikini Bod
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44 Sexiest Celebrity Beach Butts 2009
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Freaky Old Porno
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Suzie Cocktail: Postive Thinking
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2009

22

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just walking next to a polluted river and the asshole I was with thought it would be funny to throw me in the water, possibly because we did mushrooms this morning, but probably because he’s a piece of fucking shit, something I smell a lot like because that’s what I just fuckin’ swam in. Unfortunately I didn’t drown, but here are my stepLINKS and I’m gonna go shower before I get the flesh eating disease or whatever the fuck you get from swimming in sewage. I suck at life or maybe life just sucks…either way, here are my links…

LET’S ALL GO TO MEXICO CAUSE THE GOOD SHIT IS LEGAL!
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Say It Three Times!! Tweetlejuice! Tweetlejuice! Tweetlejuice!
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More Reasons Why You Should Visit Cleveland!!
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Lohan Got Her Lips Injected and I Can Think Of a Few Good Places For Her to Put Them
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Because I Know You Still Have Pending Charges In That Peeping Tom Case
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LET ME TWITTER THAT HOMEBOY!!
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Katie Price Spear Eagle? Is That You?
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Why the Fuck is Renee Zellweger All Over the Place Lately
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25 Hot Vintage Babes
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ATTN TWLIGHT NUTS!
You Too Can Have Edwards Sparkling Peen
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Striptease of the Day
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Pauly Shore Wants Attention
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Maybe Kourtney Kardashian is Faking Her Pregnancy
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I Wanna Bang Marisa Tomei So Fucking Bad
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Nikol & Zuzana Z Get It On
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If Theres Someone I Could Make Dead With My Mind, It Would Be Spencer Pratt
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Kristen Stewart is Getting Naked in Some Stripper Movie
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Kourtney Kardashian Just Won’t Shut Up
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Miranda Kerr Gallery
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Jemma is Cute As a Button
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Trampline Accident Ha Ha Ha
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She’s Got a Huge Clit
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Lezzies Get It On
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Fat Man in a BMX
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Was Michael Jackson a Chubby Chaser?
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Some Hannah Hilton is Always Nice
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Leighton Meester is Leggy
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Emma Frain Strips Down
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Ashley Roberts Bikini Shots
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Ember Teases in a Tiny Bikini
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Miami Daily Hotties Cause They Are Hotter Than the Sun
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Fat Man At the Pool
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The Gorgeous Girls of Miss Universe 2009: Bikini Edition
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Ladies in Red
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Some Playboy Babes To End the Week Right
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College Professor Tased In Courtroom
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Pornstar Meltdown
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SOMEONE THREW A DILDO AT ADAM LAMBERT
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Knocked the Fuck Out
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Not That an Interestng Holy Union
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10 Hottest Muslim Women
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Bianca Beauchamp and Aria Giovanni Are Pussy Lickin’ Wrestlers In The Nude!
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Watch The Video…..
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Hot Video of Ice-T’s Whore Wife Coco
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2009

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what barn you were raised in, but where I come from, people share the best links they find from around the internet with each other…..actually where I am from, they don’t even know what the internet is, but I am assuming that if they did, they’d share the best links they found that day with each other. True fucking story…….


Beyonce and her Cunt Security Bully People in Croatia
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Brooklyn Decker Topless In GQ Magazine
(And Looking Like a Man)
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The 9 Hottest Florida Hoes
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Because the Only Thing Better Than a 4 Letter Word is a 5 Letter One
And the Best 5 Letter Word I Know is Pussy
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Jon Gosselin is a Cunt, But I Kind of Gotta Hand It To Him
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Now THIS is Bowling!!!
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Personally, I Would Have Punched the Waiter in the Face – VIDEO
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Dancing With Clubbing Cardio
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Lily Allen is See Through
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Renee Zellweger is Fucking Boring, But I Would Bang Her
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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25 Hot Chicks Giving You The Finger
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Britney is in a Bikini on Letterman
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Striptease of the Day
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is Getting Charged With Manslaughter
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Jeff Goldblum is Bangin Young Chicks And I Want to Know His Secret
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Let’s Gang Bang Sienna Miller
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Meet Michelle!!
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Jenna Dewan Needs to GEt Out of My Dreams and Into My Car
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Victoria Beckham in Tight Jeans
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Oh Dear Lord, Please Give Me This At 2:00 am When My Dick Is Hard As A Rock
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Trace Cyrus is a Dumb Little Cunt and I Wanna Punch Him Out
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Why Hello There Giovanni
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Revenge is Painful Btu Oh So Sweet
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Amateur Lezzies Get Down
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Kayden Kross is Masterbating and Wants You to Watch
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Ciara Christensen Photoshoot
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Lovely Gallery of Facials
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Give Your Pussy A Thorough Rub Down
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Penny Cruz Bikini Throwback
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Lily Allen Topless Throwback
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Sunflower Hottie
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Sluts on Video Make Me Smile
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I Love Me Some Kate Beckinsale
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Miss Tarington is the Shower
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Because You May Lose All You Money in Vegas But At Least Theres Lots of Babes
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Brooke Hogan is Looking Rough
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Quentin Tarantinos 20 Fave Movies From the Last 20 or so Years
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And That’s Why You Don’t Buy Condoms From a Vending Machine
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WHOA!the choreographer From So you Think You Can Dance Raped 4 Chicks, Possibly More
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And More of a Babe Masterbating
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I Hate Baseball But This Kid is one Lucky Son of a Bitch
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5 Reasons You’re Not Dating Smarter Women
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Except for All Her Money, Jessica Simpson is Bad At Life
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2009

18

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I am in diabetic … or maybe I am seeing double because I have been drinking for the last 5 hours and I don’t know my own name…but for some reason…I know how to type and post my stepLINKS…if only that was considered a talent…that said here are my stepLINKS……

Because the Movies Probably Aren’t Within Your Budget
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If My Dreams of Fucking Robin Wright Penn Are Shattered Again, I’m Going to BE One, Sad Fatman
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AHHHH JAPAN!!! What Will You Think Of Next?!
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The 10 Hottest Girls From Tarantino Films
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I Hate Sports More Than Anyone, But Lebron James is Amazing
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Sophie Monk Makes Me Wanna Push It
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Angel is Back and Hotter Than Ever
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Billy Piper Nip Slip Throwback
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Some of the Twilight Sluts
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If Michael Vick Had a Comic
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Striptease of the Day
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Brad Pitt Is A LIE-LIE-LIAR!
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Fucking Cunt
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Whatever I Would Bang This Broad, But I Guess That’s Not Saying Much
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Celine Dion’s Vagina Is About to Be as Weathered As Her Face
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Blue Eyed Loren
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I Wish I was Banging Macauly Culkin – I Mean Mile Kunis – Too
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Madonna is So Fucking Gross
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Lohan is Really Starting to Look Beat
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Mandy Moore Made a Funny
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Kenga is Nude
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Mega Road Works Crash – VIDEO
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For the First Time…
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Heather Starlet is Dreamy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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The Gays Really Seem To Have a Way With People
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2 Dirty Dancing Blondes
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Web Came Girl Love
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Emmanuelle Chriqui is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Liz Fuller is Topless
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GET A ROOM YOU CUNT
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Carli Banks is Lovely
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Rhianna Bikini Throwback
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Kristi Has an E Cup
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Because the Ladies ARe The Only Good Thing About Bars
I Have Booze at Home
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Why Hello There Peaches and Ivette
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Go on a Rampage With Your IGun
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There’s Something About Mary…
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Everybody Hates Michael Vick
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Now That’s an Asshole!
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FRENCH FASHION MODEL IS ALSO A HOT FUCKIN’ PORN STAR … MY KIND OF GIRL!
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2009

17

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got a threatening email from Playboy…..

Dear Sir or Madam:
 
It has come to our attention that you are utilizing copyrighted images of Heidi Montag on your website http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/08/13/heidi-montags-playboy-pictures-of-the-day/.
 
THE USE OF THESE IMAGES IS UNAUTHORIZED.  IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH THE TERMS SET FORTH BELOW BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, AUGUST 14, 2009, WE WILL CONTACT YOUR ISP AND HAVE THE IMAGES REMOVED PURSUANT TO THE DMCA.

1.      Remove ALL UNAUTHORIZED images of Ms. Montag by 12 A.M (midnight) today, August 14, 2009; AND

2.      IF YOU ELECT, You may display one (1) image on your website provided that you link the image to www.playboy.com/heidi .
 
This notice is not intended to and shall not waive or prejudice any rights and remedies that Playboy may have at law, in equity or otherwise. Any and all such rights and remedies are hereby expressly reserved.
 
Regards,
Rebecca Blabolil
IP Enforcement Specialist

So I wrote back….

Rebeccers,
I will take them down because I don’t give a fuck about Heidi Montag and wish your spread were pictures of her getting tortured, or maybe of her career coming to an end.
You on the other hand Rebecca, write letters with such precision, professionalism and conviction. I am totally hard right now and would love for you to tell me what you are wearing, but more importantly, what you are doing to yourself, because if I was there, I’ll tell you this much, you’d be pinned up against the wal, with me inside you from behind, begging for me to fuck you deeper, because even in my fantasies I have a small penis.
I love you, send pics….

Regards,
Jesus Martinez
IP Enforcement Specialist Lover

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