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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2009

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just got back from an open bar party and I took full advantage of it. The interesting thing was that the event was 99 percent chicks and I felt like I was creeping in the closet at a slumber party and every chick we spoke to asked us why the hell we were there, after they gave us handjobs, and by handjobs I mean dirty looks.

Here are my links, fuck yourself.

ecause The Porno Theatre Has Loads of Weird Dudes, and No Sitting At Home Being a Weird Dude Alone is Alot Better
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Are Your Breasts Getting You Down
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And Now, The New iPhone
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5 Megan Fox Scenes No One Has Seen
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And Now, Some Arabic High Diving
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jennifer Aniston is Courgar-iffic
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Sienna Miller Just Doesn’t Give a Shit
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Now THESE Are Album Covers!
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Confessions of a Tattoo Vixen
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Surprise! The Little Bitch Who Got the Stars Tattooed All Over Her Lied
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Strip Video of the Day
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EVEN THE GAYS HATE PARIS HILTON!
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I Never Thought Jennifer Aniston Would Make Me Want to Puke, and She Has Done It
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Cameron Diaz Flashed Her Ass On the Tonight Show
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Isabel Lucas Could Be Pretty Hot is She Did Herself Up
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If Shia LeBoufe is Fucking Megan Fox, Anything is Possible
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Orit Fox Has The Biggest Tits in Isreal
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Lily Allen WTF
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Jessica Alba Gallery
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Nikita Will Make You Crave Fruit
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Ever Heard the Term Whsiper Pants?
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Elizabitch Hasslecrack is Getting Sued
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Cute Blonde Shows It All Off
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jess and Dara Get It On
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Lesbians Love Anal
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Ghost Drive the Arab Way
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Joanna Krupa Has a Potty
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Megan Fox Gallery
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Anastasia is Cosy On a Rug
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Shower Time!
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Bikini Marketing 101
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Liza Doesn’t Like Underwear
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Sarah Jean Underwood is a Playboy Babe
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John Mayer Hates Perez Hilton, So Maybe JOhn Mayer Isn’t So Bad Afterall
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Russel Simmons is Always Banging Hot Chicks
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Hey!!! Wanna See My Penis?
YOU DON’T HAVE A CHOICE!!!
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2009

22

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Being out of town means being unable to post as much. That’s why I sucked today. I mean I normally work with a hangover, but after getting the interview on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, I figured I don’t need to fuckin’ update, so I went to celebrate instead.

You may not know this, but doing what I do, no matter how good I am at talkin’ shit, gets me no where because I don’t censor myself, post nudity and say inappropriate shit. I get called a porn site all the time, I like to believe it’s the worse porn site every made, because if you can jerk off to this, you’re clearly fucked up. But people are scared of sign off on me, they think it’ll get them fired, so getting that kind of mainstream coverage, no matter how much I know I deserve it, is like a reminder that I still got my swagger.

So while hating myself as I always do, I took some time for myself and went to a rub and tug as a way to pat myself on the back, or have an asian pat me on the back before licking my ass and jerking me off, and now I reminded to keep doing what I am doing and what I have been doing for over 5 years with little or no success, because I can still make the weirdest shit happen, and make what I set out to do in starting the site eventually pull thru….

So thanks for being decent and comin by the site and laughing at me while I laugh at myself, I’m not turning gay here, despite Seacrest’s ability to make any man weak in the knees, so here are my stepLINKS for the day.

She’s Got What You Need!
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No Jail Time For Chris Brown
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The PC Dude is Roasting Obama and It’s Kind of AWesome
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Hottest Model Of The Day: Emanuela De Paula
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Ladies Of Wrestling
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A Jewel Bikini Shot is Pretty Nice to Look At
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Shanghai Scrubdown
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I Kind of Wanna Punch Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal in the Face Right Now
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Inner Monologue of a Guy Waiting Line for an Iphone Who Suddenly Has to Sh*t Really Bad
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Legs, Cleavage, Beer, & A Green Screen Studio
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Drew Barrymore, WTF Are You Wearing
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Striptease of the Day
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How the Fuck IS This Guy Married to Her?
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Lindsay Lohan is Begging
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Jodie Frost Upskirt
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The Slut Who is Having Mel Gibson’s Baby Also Has a Shitty Music Video
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Well Here’s a Surprise and By a Surprise I Mean Not a Surprise At All
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Get Ready for the Next Phase of Jessica Simpson Shitfest
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Ciara And Her Hot Blue Lamborghini
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Cayman Islang Bikini hos for SI
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Naked Yoga is Awsome
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Luna Shows Her Tits Off
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Megan Fox is Sorry
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Suzie CArina Gets Her Dildo On
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Lara Masterbates on the Stairs
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ATTACKE CARDIO WITH VINNIE JONES
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jordan is Disgusting
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Let’s Remember Halle Berry’s Giat Pregnancy Cleavage Together
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Babes Making Out Alays Brightens My Day
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Kelly Clarkson at the Much Music Video Awards Teams Up with Mcdonalds, I Guess
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Anna Touches Herself
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Tila Tequila is a Dirty Whore
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Robot Rock
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Midget Quits an Anal Scene
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Barbara Walters Hates Lindsay Lohan
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40 Flexible Yoga Babes
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A Girl With a Smoking Ass
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Sometimes We Regret The Things We Offer Our Loved Ones
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2009

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Last night was a fuckin’ shit show. From seeing girls I’ve banged and being told I was their biggest regret making out with a chick, to dropping the Rudy Huxtible line on every black girl I met, to my friend singing a song about gay natives only to be overheard by a couple huge fuckin’ natives, like pure bred natives, who had some bever tooth/wolf tooth necklace on, try to beat him up, and ending up in the middle of a park in a fuckin’ mini with a drunk driver and homeless dude.

The whole thing made me forget to post my stepLINKS – but here they are

Get Off First, Then Worry About Gettin a Life
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Marcus T Bailey Has The Best Mugshot Ever
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It’s Just a Perm, Your Hair Will Grow Again
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Leighton Meester’s Hottest Pics
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Hooter’s Girl Dance Sexy
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Tricia Helfer is All That
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Japanese Sexy Cheerleaders
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More Fun With Bruno
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The 7 Stages of First-Time Sex with Someone
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Say Goodbye to the Pizza in the Hut
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Sexy Asian Girls Movie Talk: Adam Sandler Happy Gilmore – 2
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Striptease of the Day – 2 For 1
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Olivia Munn is in Playboy
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Linda Hamilton Used to Beat the Shit Out of Her Husbands
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Marisa Tomei Upskirt Throwback
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Rhianna is Such a Babe It’s Amazing
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Scarlett Johannson is Gonna Be the ‘Bride Of Frankenstein’
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Club Bosses Threaten To Ban Lohan and Celebrity Twitters
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Dina Lohan Rides Again
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Sexy Russian Grils Office Dance
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Martyna in the Shower
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Russian Gang Fight
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Girls LOL at Guy Who Can’t Get His Dick Hard
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Red Heads Are Always Nice to Look At
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Sophie Reade In Nuts June 09
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You’ll Have a Thing for Holly Too
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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If Lauren Conroad Actually Wrote Her Own Book, Then I Am Mickey Mouse
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Anderson Cooper + Richard Simmons is Kind of Amazing
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Sammie Pennington is Topless
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How About Some Natural Breasts?
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anal It Is!!
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Demi Scott Bares All
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Now That’s An Ass
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USA Versus Italy – Model Showdown
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Paris Takes Her Herpes Around the World
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Nerd FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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Of Course You Laugh At a 2 Inch Penis
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The Hills is Fake?! I Am Shocked. SHOCKED
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MMMmmmmm Bar Sex
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And Now, The Luther Burger
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Lesbians in Training
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2009

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking down the street and passed some weird guy standing on the corner with a lap top in hand. He called me over to get in on the fun that he was having. I wasn’t going to go look at his screen because I feel like I’ve seen a variation of that movie and would rather not get raped and murdered in a back alley, even if it was more exciting than most of what I’ve been up to lately.

So I decided to entertain the weirdo, and look onto his screen, only to find out that he was watching a video of himself jerking off.

I figure this is some new age flasher shit, and part of me wants to give him props for innovation, part of me wants to give him advice on technique cuz I know masturbating and part of me wants to convince him to get some videos of girls masturbating, since that’s kinda my thing, but the biggest part of me felt really weird about the whole thing, and a little too close to the dude to really want to spend time gettin’ closer, I mean I knew him all of 10 seconds before seeing him jerk the fuck off, and I couldn’t help but wonder:

What’s going to happen a minute into this? Or 5 minutes in….

Then I realized that’s where the rape and murder come into play and I had to boot out of there before shit got weirder which is saying a lot consider dudes on his computer watching jerk off videos of himself…with me….

I left and deicided to call you over to see what’s going on on my computer screen, in the form of stepLINKS, I know not as perverted, but one day it just may be.

Follow My Fat Ass on Twitter
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Here are the rest of my links:

Really Easy Girls Who Have Very Proud Parents….
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While Madonna is Waiting for Her Fifth Child to Be Delivered From DHL…
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Have You Heard? I Was Under the Impression EVERYONE Had Heard!
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Meet The Hot Models Of The Pirelli Calendar
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Girls and Free Pool Parties
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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This Party Planning Dude is a Tad Fucking Creepy
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Reece Witherspoon Seems Like a Real Fucking Cunt
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Now Here’s Some College Mascots I Can Get Down With
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Island Cutie Talks Dancing
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Striptease of the Day
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Aubrey O’Day Got Robber But At Least Her Tits Are Still In Tact
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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Hate That Kate Gosselin and Her
Army of Children Are Taking Up All the Gossip
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Ibiza is on High STD Alert Thanks to Katie Price
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Britney Spears Hard Nipples
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I’d Like to Bang Angelina Jolie On The Un Podium Personally
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Shanna Moakler, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Amy Winehouse is a Tattooed Lizard!
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This Fire David Letterman Thing is Getting Out of Hand
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Remember How Awesome It Was When Paris Hilton Was In Jail?
Let’s Laugh About It Together Again
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Boobs on the Catwalk Are Awesome
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Caught in Gang Crossfire
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The Things People Do to Get Famous
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Suzie Carina is a Little Slice of Something I Want
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Sheerleader Katrina
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Billy Joel Better Find Some New Pussy
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Not The Final Lap – VIDEO
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Let’s Jerk Off to Samantha Ryan Together
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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David Archuleta’s Dad Prefers Massages of the “Full Service” Nature
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Lucy Pinder Throwback – Her First Fully Nude Shoot
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These Strong Dykes Freak Me Out
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And My Dream Girl of the Day Is….
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Beyonce Bikini Throwback
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Bakc Flop Off a High Dive – VIDEO
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You Can Restore Your Virginity As Often As You Want!
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Fuck You Jamie Foxx
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Just Try and Tell Me These Dudes Aren’t Homos
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Cris Cyborg Will Choke You Out
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Sexy Bikini Chick Makes For A Good Thursday
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The Gays Are Mad At Bruno
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds are Back

An Asian and Her Vagina….
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Some Amateur Tits!!!
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A Girl Trying to Be Sexy in her Underwear
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts are Back:
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2009

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I had a horrible night of drinking today. So if I am found hanging from the rafters by a rope, know that it is all your fault. You sick motherfucker. Look what you made me do. I partially blame the lack of reggae in my life, but I also blame the rash.

Here are my stepLINKS. I am drunk…

Because I Know Wednesdays Make You Want to Shoot Yourself in the Head as Much as I Do
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Jon & Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon Plus Child Protection Services
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DON’T STOP BELIEVING!!!
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The 9 Hottest Iceland Sluts
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Auto Sex
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Jelena Jenson is Pretty in Purple
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Sexual Experience Science
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Anna Wintour Gave Vickie Beckham the Best Advice Ever
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Flowchart: Giving The Best Man Speech at a Wedding
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Tight Shorts and a Road Trip
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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
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Striptease of the Day
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Taylor Swift is Fucking Retarded
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I Don’t Understand How Aurdrina Patridge Takes a Vacation When Her Whole Fucking Life is a Vacation
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Jessica Alba Panty Upskirt
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The British Premiere of Bruno
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Heidi Klum Makes Pregnancy Look Good
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I HAte You Kirsten Dunst
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FACERCISE!!
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Karate Kitties!!!
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Sacha is Stunning
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No Wonder She Won the Contest
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Remi and Questa Get It On
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Askley Brookes Is Hot and Busty
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Dry Hump? Why Not
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It’s a SIGN!!!!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Under the Sea
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Diane Kruger is Fully Bangable
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Jenna Jameson Throwback Gallery
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Tindra is Lovely in Lingerie
I Know, What the Fuck Kind of Name is TINDRA, Right?
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Rhianna is Lookin Good
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Now That’s a Real Swinger
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I Don’t Know What This Reporters Problem is Because I Would Totally Still Throw It In Michelle Pfeiffer
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Now That’s a Huge Anal Dildo
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Missed Connections – Talking to Girls is Creepy
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Jenny Heart in the Bath
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Hot Babe of the Day
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2009

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I love meeting girls with fake tits cuz it makes for a good conversation starter. I get to ask about where the incision was made and what shit looks like and before you know it, they’ve got their tits in your hand for you to inspect. I just hate fake tits.

I love going to the park because I’m broke and it is the only form of entertainment I can afford and discovering that it a “Porno Park” where couples are intensely cudding, half naked, and rubbing each other up and down. I saw one guy shove his fingers in a girl he was just fingering’s face for her to smell, they were probably 15 years old. The whole thing was amazing.

I never dated girls who were into that kind of PDA, mainly because they were ashamed to be dating me and getting with me, even one on one was bad enough, I mean if they weren’t seriously medicated and one step away from being clincally dead.

Here are my stepLINKS…

You Say Slut, I Say Service Provider
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More Sacha Baron Cohen/Bruno Amazingness
And It May Even Make You Horny, Cause I Know You’re a Homo
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Are You A Father Lover
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Heather Graham’s Tits!
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1-2-3 SEXXX
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Christina Milian is in Maxim Magazine
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Fake Game Shows Are The BEst Type of Game Shows
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Britney Takes the White Trash Parade to Britain
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I Wanna Be All Over Malia Jones
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Slut Talks ABout Horror Movies – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Anderson Cooper is Smoking The Good Shit
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Honestly, I Feel Sorry for Robert Pattison
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Chris Browns Girlfriend Looks a Tad Too Much Like Rhianna
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Penny Cruz Nipslip Throwback
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Rhianna Look’s Hot No Matter What She is Wearing
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Kelis is Out for Blood, And By Blood, I Meant Every Last Cent That Nas Has
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I’m Kind of Feeling Kristen Stewart’s Joan Jett Mullet Look
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Sienna Miller Gallery
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It’s a NUDIE CONTEST
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What Kinf of Fucking Asshole Robs an 83 Year Old Grandma
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Lesbians Kidnap Another Girl to Be Their Sex Slave
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Can’t Decide if the Slut in This Gallery is Hot OR Not So Why Don’t You Help Me?
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A Lesbo Scene Always Makes My Day Better
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When Tattoos Go Wrong
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Now That’s a Sharp Fucking Knife
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I Would Definitely Slip My Penis Up Maria Menounos’s Rainbow Dress and Into Her Vagina
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Maria Sharapova French Open Tennis Skirt Fun
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Hot Babe Masterbates on Her Couch
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Today’s Lesbian Fantasy
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Jessica Kramer is a Bedroom Lover
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Blue Man Group – Before hey Were Famous
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I Kind Of Wish Heidi Montag Died in the Jungle
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Surprise!!! Test Audiences Are Saying The GI Joe Movie is The Biggest Piece of Shit Ever Made
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David Bowie Gets to Stick His Penis in Iman Everyday and I Am So Jealous
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It’s More Tits Than You’ll See All Day
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Some Chicks in their Bikinis Because it’s Summer Motherfuckers
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Check out this 15 year old model in her bikini….
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2009

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

This weekend I discovered that if you ask enough girls to show you their tits at least one of them will bite and if you decide to put that tit in your mouth, they usually are already in too deep to say no.

I also learned this weekend, that you should make sure the girl who’s breast is in your mouth, doesn’t have a boyfriend who works as a pimp, and who sees her as the bitch he brings home to momma. It doesn’t end as nicely as you’d expect it to, but I didn’t get killed or even hit so I guess it all works out in the end.

Speaking of working out in the end – I got this email today:

what the fuck is up with you saying some woman should have an abortion in one of your posts today? you’re stupid and sick. I’ve been coming to the site for a while now, never really reading your dumbass comments and just enjoying the pics. today when I do read what you had to say you’re just full of shit. you need to grow up and stop acting like some bad dude who’s all edgy.

I think abortions for the sake of vanity are important, but when you start out fat to begin with, it’s okay to have your baby, to justify your vile body, an excuse you’ve been waiting for your whole life, so I don’t know what this dude’s problem is. Kids ruin women kinda like my stepLINKS…


Follow Me On Twitter it is Usually Embarrassing
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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS….


Because Getting Off It Good At Anytime of the Day
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Here’s a Basically Topless Lohan
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Everyweek on Entourage
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Hot Model Of The Day: Candice Swanepoel
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I Mean Who Doesn’t Love Cotton Panties, Really?
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Vickie Blows Sluts It Up
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Sexy Surprise?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aniston Being Her Hot/Boring Self
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Holy Taco’s Father’s Day Gift Guide
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Dying With Dignity
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How About a Stripshow Video
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Audrina Patridge Bikini’s Aren’t Half Bad
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LADY GAGA WITH NO MAKE UP WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO PUKE
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So Will the Kate Gasselin Panrty Upskirt Actually
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Blake Lively Always Seems to Look Fuckable
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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I Had No Idea Bruce Willis Was So Kinky
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Olivia Wilde Heats Things Up in Maxim
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Brooke Hogan Works the Pole Like a Pro
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Nessa Gets Wet
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Way to Break the Seat, Fat Bitch
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It’s Squirting Time!!
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Beatrice + Angelica = Pure Heaven
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Coco Is a Big Ball of Class as Always
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Pussy Eating First Timer
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Fence Climb Fail – VIDEO
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Carli and Celeste Lez It Up
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jennifer Ellison is in Her Underwear
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Al Roker is Pretty Much Amazing
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Even Porn Stars Gotta Apply…
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Nell Loves to Get Naked
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Danielle Lloyd Takes Her Tits to the Transformers Premiere
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Ashley Gets Naked on the Couch
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Red Headed Lidiya
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Lindsay Lohan Likes to Steal
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Fake Boobs Versus Real Boobs
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Ahhh Craiglist, Home of Rapists and Serial Killers!
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Susan Boyle is Making it Rain
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The 8 People You’ll Meet In Your Hometown Bar This Summer
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Homemade Lesbians
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If Predator Was Gay
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2009

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My friend gave me Viagra yesterday. I wasn’t sure if he was coming onto me, but he seemed to think it would change my fucking life, especially if I managed to get a decent lookin whore to invite me back to her house, you know since I have a fat pig who made me impotent out of necessity at my house, so I’m going to give shit a try this weekend and will have a full report on Monday. I am just hoping I don’t pop it like I did with the E pill a few years ago, midday, leaving me in the middle of the fuckin’ street with a boner that just won’t go away, even though it’d make a funny viral video, but I think those dudes at Jackass already did that one…

I am still drunk from last night, it was eventful and inspiring and I hope to share the revelations I had with you one day soon.

I didn’t hang with the Olsen Twin or Hudgens, who are in Montreal. I guess they think they are too good for me. Cunts.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Spend Your Weekend Doing What I Will Be Doing
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Betty is Pretty Much Amazing
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Boston Hates A-Rod
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OLIVA MUNN’S HOTTEST PICS
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It Does a Body Good
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Ashley Greene Has Some Cleavage
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Breakfast Haiku
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Megan Fox Should Stop Fucking Her Thumb and Stick It in My Ass Instead
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How To: Make an 80’s Action Movie
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Doggystyle: A Love Story
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Striptease of the Day
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Stephan Baldwin is Probably Gonna Be Homeless Very Soon
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Cristino Ronaldo’s Herpe Fest with Paris Hilton is Over Already I Guess
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Ahh Let’s Try to Take a Peek At Britney’s Vadge Again
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Fergie Upskirt Throwback
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Some Megan Fox Photoshoot Outtakes
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I Love Eva Mendes
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I Wasn’t Aware Carrie Underwood Was a Lesbian. Lesbian Play softball, Right?
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Michael Douglas is Starting to Look Downright Scary
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What Percentage of Girls Are Bi-Sexual Anyways?
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Ashley Bulgaris is Sexy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Loser Girl Goes Into Shock When She Gets Pierced – VIDEO
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Big Tits Get Showered
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Nevena, Madi and Candi Get It On
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Catrina and The Fucking Machines
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The African Baby Snatcher Is Officially Triumphant!
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Obama Writes Note To Kid’s Teacher
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She’s One Nasty Slut
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Miranda Kerr Bikini Pics
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Christina Aguilera Dress Cleavage
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Lesbian girls in Action
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Zuzana Has Some Big Ol’ Tits
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Yeah, I’d Probably fuck Annalynne McCord
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kellemarie and sunny leone lesbian lick-fest
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DON’T BUY THE LICORICE!!!
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The Girls of American Apparel
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Nikki Benz is in a Gold Bikini. Then Takes it Off
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amanda Paige Playboy Throwback
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Bouncer Tosses Girls Out on Their Ass
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Double Decker Taco
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The Sun is Setting on Heidi Montag’s 15 Minutes of Fame, Thank God
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I Nominate Violet
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Easy Office Girl
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2009

11

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I pissed in my wife’s face when she was sleeping cuz I watched a weird amateur porn clip where the couple pissed on each other in the shower before fucking and I thought to myself that was a real defining thing in a relationship, you know a fucking building block, cuz not until you piss in someone’s face and they stick around to piss in your face thinking it ain’t a thing, have you found love.

Since we’re in love, here are my stepLINKS to keep you entertained this fine young evening. I on the other hand will trying to find someone who doesn’t try to suffocate me with her massive fat body for waking her up with a golden shower and until I do, I’ll remain feeling empty…

Sluts You’ll Want to See A Lot More Of
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A Lookin Good Sweetheart Who Won’t Be a Sweetheart Much Longer
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And Now, The Greatest Thing Done With Post Its EVER
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See-Through Pics Of A Columbian Goddess
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Body Surfing in a Thong. Nice
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Carrie Prejean is OUT, Tami Farrel is IN
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Bikini Contest to Remember
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Piss Away $130 Million Dollars in This Economy? Why Not?!
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What the Book You Are Reading REALLY Says About You
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I’ll Probably Never Own a Car, But If I Did, It WOuld Be This One
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Amy’s Body is Rock Hard
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Striptease of the Day
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Danny Devito is Drunk and It’s Kind of Awesome
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Heather Graham’s Nipples Say How Do You From London England
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Victoria Beckham is See Through
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Milla Jovovich is Sexy
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Man, The Kardashian Chicks Are Way Cooler Than I Ever Thought
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A Powerade Experiment
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Pete Doherty Really Needs to Get His Shit Together
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Hot Massage on Camera
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Talent Show Audition Goes Dealy Wrong
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Fiona Takes a Bath
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Anna and Olga Get It On
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Girls Eat Other Girls Out At the Club
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How to Steal an ATM Machine
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Looks Like Alfred Hitchcock Wasn’t That Far Off With That Birds Thing
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Danni Woodward is a Whole Lot Women
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Chantelle Houghton is Totally Worth Stalking
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Traci Bingham Topless Throwback
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Web Cam Honey Anal Masterbation
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Facedown/Ass Up University
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The Greatest Use of Post It Notes Ever
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Cristiano Ronaldo is Looking to Catch Herpes, Apparently
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An Airline Pilot I Would Like to Fly My Plane
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This 9 Year Old Girl Reminds Me of My Step Daughter
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Mother of the Year
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kung-Fu Bollywood
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Assisted Entry
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Ink Razorblades and Steel. Oh, and Tits!!!
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Now That’s a LOT of Ass
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Surprise!!! Wrestlers Involved in Porn Scandal
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Now THAT’S Erotica
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Push Them Titties Up You Fat Whore…
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2009

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

In case you were wondering, when you are vagina hunting in the park, spending a few hours smoking cigarettes with a group of 14 year old girls in their school uniforms is a huge waste of time.

In case you were wondering, when a gay dude asks you to recommend a horror movie for a sleepover they are having, recommend straight porn, since pussy is the worst kind of monster to a fag.

In case you were wondering, I haven’t eaten in 2 days because I am trying to get my bikini body like I was that fat black chick on The View who is planning her big titty reveal.

In case you were wondering, I am working my way to the top, but I always get stuck at the first or second step, I have pretty shitty stamina, I am lazy, and I have convinced myself that I have asthma.

Here are my stepLINKS……

If You Think You Have Seen All Web Sluts Have to Offer, You Are Wrong
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There’s Something You Just Don’t Do and Tasering a 72 Year Old Lady is One of them
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As If Animal Sex Didn’t Rule Enough Already
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The 9 Hottest Korean Women
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Leona Lewis Has Got Some Big Ass Tits
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DIY Wall of DEATH? Why Not?
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Julia Roberts is Still Looking Like She Would Enjoy My Penis Inside Her
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I Really Wanna Play Some Mario Kart
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Make Some Use of That Webcam Grammy Bought You For Your Birthday
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Well Hello There Melina
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I’m Already Praying For Kendra Wilkinson’s Unborn Child
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Psycho Killer Asylym – The Movie
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Striptease of the Day
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Leo Dicaprio’s Penis Must Be Crying Today
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Lesbian Sex For Bill Clinton’s Friends? Paris Hilton May Have Some Explaining to Do
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Liz Hurley Panty Peek
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Jesus Christ Beyonce is Looking good Lately
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Cameron Diaz is Going to Die a Lonely Cougar
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I See Hollywood is Well On It’s Way to Ruining the Joan Jett Movie
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Hey Mel B, If Your Husband Says He Loves Your Body, He’s Lying to You
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Girls Who Like to Fight
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Heidi Honey is Topless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Calm the Fuck Down, It’s Just a Rollercoaster
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Who Would Run Away From This Hot Bitch
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A MILF and Two Lesbian Baseball Honeys
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Shawna Less Has Something to Show You
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Sandra Lou Needs a Razor
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Fuel Economy? What Fuel Economy?
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Paris Hilton’s Dogs Live in a Nicer House Than You Do
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India Reynolds is Naked
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Tits, Ass and a Pussy
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She is Gettin’ Her Webcam On Alright
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Jenna Jameson Looks Disgusting
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Aria Valentino is Working Out Topless
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Elephant Versus Ostrich
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I Don’t Care How Hot she Is, The More Megan Fox Talks, The Dumber She Looks
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Partly Cloudy Looks Kind of Awesome
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Creepy Dirty Video….
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Brad Pitt Obviously Has More Money Than He Knows What to Do With
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Now Here’s a Red Head I Could Get Into
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Cheers to You, Prick
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The Biggest Cleavage Collection You’ll See All Day
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NSFW Rear-View Mirror to Cover Your Perv Ass
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