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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2009

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been blasting dance music all night, because I wanted to practice my dance moves and my napkin throws, because I’ve decided to become a Chachi. I figure that’s where all the hot pussy is and 90 percent of those dudes are just 9-5 millionaires with a credit card, so I figure I shouldn’t sell myself short and hang in these dives with fat digusting pieces of shit, it’s a new beginning, I can feel the love generation. Motherfuckers.

That will never happen. I’m just pretending. The truth is that I’m feeling depressed that I’ve never gone to the porn theater here in Montreal, it’s been sitting there for years and I’ve always neglected the potential goodtime, out of fear of it being a gay pick-up spot, but that’s all gonna change, because that Chachi shit didn’t work out to well, and I’m onto other new beginnings…We’re serving new beginnings all fuckin’ night. Motherfuckers.

Here is my Twitter

FOLLOW ME MOTHERFUCKERS

Here are my stepLINKS….

Did Jessica Biel Shit Her Pants Or Something
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The Creepiest Firrest Fire PSA EVER
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Guess That Reality Stars Huge Tits
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Real Life Packman
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Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh are Topless
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Think YOU Can Fight a Bear?!
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How to Get Rid Of Your One Night Stand the Next Day – A Power Point Presentation
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Suzie and Carina Get Down
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Dissin The Irish and Hatin’ on Leprechauns
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Toni Braxton Upskirt Throwback
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I Like Megan Fox Best When She is Seen and Not Heard
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Holy Fuck Emma Watson is Lookin’ Good
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Former President Bush Has A Bikini Lady On His Lap
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Meg Ryan is Lookin’ Bangable in This Gallery
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Adam Lambert is GAY. I AM Shocked. SHOCKED!
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Jodie Starr Gallery
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Chick Fight Surprise!!!
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Francesca Gets Naked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Andi Valentino Nudie Gallery
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Models Falling Is Always Good for a Laugh
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Eva Angelinz Gallery
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Robert Pattison Could Walk Around San Francisco With a Rainbow-Colored Dildo that Shot Fireworks Sticking Out of His Ass and That’d Be Less Gay than Picking Kristen Stewart Over Megan Fox.
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Alyssa Milano Gallery
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OMG IT’S ZACH MORRIS!!!
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Amateurs Are Something We Could All Use More Of
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There’s Never Enough Black and White Nude Galleries
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I’d Let Sophie Monk Ride Me All Day Long
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Audrina Patridge Does Las Vegas
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Gordon Ramsay Is Not Sorry for Calling Out a Stupid Lesbian Pig When He Sees One
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John Voight Hates Barack Obama
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See Chicago The Only Way Way It Was Meant to Be Seen
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Get Some Kicks and Put a Girl Through College in the Process!
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The Hottest Models NYC Has To Offer
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Brutally Honest and Immature Reviews
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Some Bikini Photoshoot Video
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2009

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day



I don’t endorse anything. I hate pretty much everything, but I was brought to see The Hangover today by a friend of mine and shit made me laugh. I rarely laugh in movies, they usually piss me off, but it was actually surprisingly good enough, and that is saying a lot. Sure the story was retarded, but I can always rip shit apart and find flaws in everything, but sometimes it’s just nice to take shit at face value, makes life a little less miserable.

I am not getting paid by The Hangover, but I should be, because me endorsing shit is a big fucking deal for the site, but I guess since no one reads what I write, it won’t make much of a difference to their ticket sales.

Personally, I Prefer Ryan Seacrest’s Highschool Look
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Suicide Pact Friends
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A Slightly Gayer Side of Star Trek, As If It’s Not Gay Enough Already
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Ashley Tisdale Upskirt Pics
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Some Semi Hot Slut From a UK Band I Have Never Heard Of Almost Has an Upskirt
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Megan Fox at the Transformer’s Premiere Lookin’ Pretty Alright…
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Top Gun Remake, Because I Have Never Flown a Jet and Neither Have You
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Nicole Kidman is Really Fucking Gross
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I’m Kind of Feeling Beyonce’s Giant Shoulder Pads Look
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Inner Monologue of a Guy At His Girlfriend’s Friend’s Graduation
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Don’t Really Understand What’s Happening Here, But I Know For Sure That Guy is Dead
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Striptease of the Day
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Piranha 3D Looks Like Its Going to Be the Best Movie Ever
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Lohan is Losing Her Beautiful Mind
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Lady Gaga Doesn’t Look Quite as Stupid as She Usually Does
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Honestly, Everything About Megan Fox Just Fucking Bugs Me Lately
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And Now, the Future of Video Games
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Audrey Bitono and Shawna Lenee
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Okay, Well This Bitch Obviously Swallows
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Goldie Hawn Thinks Her Daughter is a Slut
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Take It Off Baby, Take It All Off
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katrina Alone in the Bedroom
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This Bitch Addicted to Plastic Surgery Injected Cooking Oil Into Her Own Fucking Face
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Mutual Masterbation!!!
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Katy Perry, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Dita Von Tease is a Topless Slut
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I’m No Moralist, But I Think Fucking Your TV Brother is Kind of Weird
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Dasha is Busty
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This Broad in Spanish Vogue is totally Bangableß
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Sandy and Her Upskirt
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Pete Doherty Just Doesn’t fucking Learn
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WANT YA BOOTY
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Not Your Typical Porn Star
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Bottoms Up
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Hey There Tits McGraw
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The Truth Behind Conan’s Backdrop
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Pussy on Webcam is Still Better than No Pussy
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2009

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going on day two of a hangover even though I didn’t drink last night. I guess I did that good of a job on Thursday night, where I was drunk and molesting girls everywhere. They didn’t have to be hot, they just had to not be too resistent.

I am thinking about a lifestyle change that will involve changing the name of this site to the ex-drunken, now sober because drinking raped my soul stepfather. But I always hated people who didn’t drink, they made me feel uneasy, especially when they would try to do gay shit on me when I was too drunk to say no.

That said…..


I’d Like to Invite You to Follow Me on Twitter
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And here are my stepLINKS.

Phoebe Price and Her Catfight Outside a Restaurant
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Because the Only Thing you get Physical With is Your Hand
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David Carradine’s Manager Thinks He Was Murdered, I Just Think Dude Was Into Some Weird Sex Shit
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The Toilet of the Future!!
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Halle Berry’s Hottest Pics
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A Sex Ed Cartoon Worth Watching
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Tera Patrick: Porn Giant
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Hooter’s Babes Get Down
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Sienna Miller Sluts It Up At Something or Another
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Bask in All That Is Ashanti
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Striptease of the Day
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Why is Everyone So Surprised Denise Richards Has Like 20 Tit Jobs?
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Cwenyth Paltrow Kind of Makes Me Want to Puke
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Lohan May Have Found a New Lesbian DJ to Hang Out With
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sharon Stone See Through Throwback
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I Got News For You Kendra – You’ll Always Be a Playbly Whore
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Ughhh Susan Boyle
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I’m Starting to Hate Megan Fox More and More Everyday
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Brooklyn Decker Gallery
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Naked Boot Camp
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And That’s Why You Don’t Let Some Cunt Test Drive a BMW
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So That’s Why Sex Witha Beached Whale Looks Like
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Lohan is a Crazy Stalker, Maybe She’s Gonna Kill Sam Ronson in a Fit of Lesbian Rage
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Devin and Deny Get It On!
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April is Just Plain Cute
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Eva LongWHOREia Does Mexican GQ
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The Internet in 1969
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cindy Crawford, I Love You
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When Crazy Gives Birth to Crazy
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Demi Moore Topless Throwback
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Dirty, Dirty, Highschool Girl
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Verunka Has a Gallery
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Melinda Clarke is Bangable If You Ask Me
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Annette Shakes That Thang
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Assume the Position
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13 Most Awesomely Offensive Br¸no Moments
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Evelyn May As Well Be Wearing Nothing
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I Think Blake Lively is a Lesbian
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Pig Tails and Kneww Socks
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Zombie Tits
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Bruno Hates Madonna
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Slumber Party Fun
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Some Really Big Tits
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Dr Drew Thinks Lohan is Going to Lose a Limb Before She Gets Sober, Dr Stepfather Hopes that Limp is Actually Her Uterine Lining All Over My Dick During Period Sex Cuz We’re Crazy Like That…..
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Life is Easy for a Monkey…

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2009

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate going to bed at 6 in the morning. It is too late. I haven’t touched coke in months and this is hurting.

Here are my links….

Find. Sluts. Here.
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Here Comes The Bride…And Her BIG Ass
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Anything With Lego Makes ME Happy
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How About a Chuck Norris Paintball Mural
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Some Pics of the Sluts From Girls Aloud
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My How Children’s Television Has Changed
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Emmea Watson Kind of Looks Like a Little Boy
And The Obly Thing Worse Than That Is That It Kind of Turns Me On
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Why Hello Susana Alves
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Based on This Video, I’m Willing to Put Money That One or Both of
Britney’s Kids Are Going to Homos
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Pig Flu and BBQ!!
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Striptease of the Day – A Collection
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Okay SEriously, Beth Ditto Needs to Lose Some Fucking Weight OR She is Going to Die
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Sacha Baron Cohen is Getting Sued Again
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I Don’t Know Who Kirsty Gallacher is But Bitch is REALLY See Through
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Here’s Some of the Last Pictures of David Carradine
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Holy Shit Kelly Clarkson Just Keeps Getting Bigger!
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Alicia Silverstone is Still Alive!
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Kendra Works The Pole
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JACKOS KIDS ARE UNMASKED!!!
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Shawna in the Backyard!
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And That’s Why You Don’t Pull a Knife on the Cops
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A Group of MILFs….
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Teen Sybian Roller Coaster Ride
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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More Megan Fox
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A Collection of Big Ol’ Tits
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Anderson Cooper’s Big Gay Birthday
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Bar Rafaeli Spandex Ass
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Leah Francis Topless Snaps
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Zuzana is Busty
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Well, Dani Made Me Smile Today
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WTF is Bai Long Doing at The World Humanitarian Awards Gala
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Gabriela Monteiro and Her Tits Are Heaven
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Okay Jokes Aside, This Warmed My Ice Cold Heart
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Resevoir Frogs
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She Shits Bigger Than John Candy
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More David Carradine Tribute
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A Big Titted Teeen Eating Ice Cream is Always Nice
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I’d Do Anything For Spencer and Heidi to DIE!!
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2009

03

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been drinking all night – or at least for the last 5 hours and I am feeling pretty dizzy. I tried to convince a fat chick to come home with me to compare her fat gut with my wife’s while I jerk my limp dick, she wasn’t down and her husband was totally not impressed with my behavior. Some people are too fuckin’ serious. I prefer the girl I met earlier when I was more sober who was lookin for weed cuz she was in town on vacation and it is the only way she can take her husband’s huge cock, but only because I knew she put out and into cock, while the fat chick was just fixated on the bar nuts. Bowl after fucking bowl of bar nuts. Not that you care…..

Here’s my Fan Mail of the Day….It’s a long one but worth reading….

From Sarah Stroud
Subject regarding your blogs on lady gaga

First off, what the fuck is your problem? Do you feel the need to be a complete dick with your shitty comments about Lady Gaga, or are you just an asshole to everyone??
 
I think it is fucking hilarious that you can sit there and call Gaga an attention seeking whore and tranny when she is doing what every other icon has done. Shook the fashion world with her groundbreaking outfits you call “space wear”. Who cares what you think, because whether you like it or not, she’s getting publicity, fame, and more money and love then you’ll ever have in your lonely life. And then you talk shit about Perez because he blogs about celebs and most of it is lies and bashing. LOOK THE FUCK IN THE MIRROR. you are doing the same thing you sick fuck.
 
dont fail to realize that these celebs your talking about are real fucking people. better people than you. the scum of the earth. your just a lowlife sitting on the computer talking shit while these stars are out there making a name for themselves. honestly, the way you talk about lady gaga is disgusting. you tear her apart and criticize everything about her. shes a fucking human being. shes beautiful and the truth is, you’ll never be anything to her, so stop trying to get attention from being a stupid dick.
 
Your site is a laughing stock and a disgrace. its shit compared to even perez’s site. 
 
so FUCK YOU.

I guess she’s a Lady Gaga fan….
 

Follow Me on Twitter – I’m Becoming a Phenomenom
http://twitter.com/drunkstepfather

Here are the rest of my stepLINKS motherfuckers…..

Because We All Need Something To Get Us Through the Week
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Come On, I Know You Wanna Motorboat That Shit
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Phone Sex Pranks – Sex Robots
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The 9 Sexiest Spanish Woman
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Somebody Gets Hurt in the Mosh Pit, Go Figure
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Jennifer Ellison is Topless and Doing What She Was Born to Do
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When a Girl Juggles Melons
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Evan Rachel Wood Steps Up Her Penis Game Just a Tad
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Okay I Know We Shouldn’t Be Laughing AT This, Cause Thia is a Cancer
Kid or Something But I Just Can’t Fucking Help Myself
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The Dark Side of Vanilla – White People’s Problems
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Bikini Lotion Rub Down
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Striptease of the Day
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This Jon and Kate Shit is Just Out of Fucking Hand
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Mellissa Joan Hart is a Caring, Thoughtful Human Being
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Elis’s Granddaughter is a Slut and I Like It
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Lily Allen Nip Slip
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And Here is Video Proof That Joe Jonas is a Little Fag
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Megan Fox is an Attentiobn Whore. Surprised?
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Holly Madison Loves the Wizard of Oz
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Adriana Lima and Isabeli Fontana
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Spencer and Heidi Are Pathetic
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Heidi Honey is Topless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rehab in Serbia
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Lexy Rides the Sybian
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Nancy Patton Takes that Blue Corset Off
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You Broke What Exactly?
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Don’t Look Down!
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Who Is Malin Akerman And Why Have I Not Beat Off to Her Yet?
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Crazy Versus Cunty
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Lauren Pope and Friends Topless
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Ultra Sexy in the Outdoors
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Meet Ferrari, She’s Take You For a Ride
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I’d Totally Hate Fuck Spencer Pratt’s Little Sister
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Turkish Talkshow Beatdown
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Was Jimi Hendrix Murdered?
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I May Be Sticking My Penis in Angelina Jolie Sooner Than I Thought!
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MEGA MAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
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White Trash Family Fun
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There’s Another Cyrus Sister on the Loose
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Six Hot Babes!
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Wedding Idiots Learn the Truth About Silly String
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The World’s Largest Bodypaint Soccer Babe Bonanza
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Meat Section Human Trafficking Advertising
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Marilyn Manson is Dating Pornstar Stoya cuz Her Pussy is As Fresh as Death
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Barbie Goes to Vegas
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Some Bitches Exploiting Themselves for a Shitty Job By Rockin’ Matching Bikinis
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2009

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just wanted clear up that I know Riley Keough is not Michael Jackson’s daughter and it was just a bad joke on the site. I couldn’t believe people actually emailed me to correct me like they bother reading my garbage. Thanks. You make me feel worth something in this worthless world. You give me something to do and give me the illusion that I have friends.

Here are my links, the only thing worth anything these days….

Philosophical Moment…
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Lady GaGa is Really Good At Making Me Want to Puke
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Import Model Booty Shake
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Better Than the Harlem Globetrotters?
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Close-ups Of Kendra Wilkinson’s Big Tits
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Gavin McInnes Get Knocked the Fuck Out
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All The Pregnant Ladies, Put Your Hands Up
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Nick Stevens is Under Nancy Pelosi’s Desk
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A Tribute to Men Staring at Boobs
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No Italian Stallions in Sight
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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striptease of the Day
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Media – Adam Lambert is Gay, Me – No Shit
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This Chair Fucker Dude Has to Be a Closet Fag or Something
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Maria Sharapova Panty Upskirt
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Leona Lewis is Bangable, Maybe That’s Why Obama Likes Her
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Heidi and Spencer Quit That Fucking Shitty Show Already!!!
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Rumer Willis is Fucking Weird Looking
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The Last Living Survivor Of The Titanic Has Passed Away
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AHHHHHH Bikini Contests
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Ashley Bulgari is Lovely
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How to Tow Cars in Belgium
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Teen Masterbation Fantasy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kayden Strips Down to Service Herself
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Now HERE’S a Job You Can Excel At!!
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Cody Takes It Off
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Where Has Mila Kunis Been?
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Kitty Lea is ToplessS
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Ain’t No Party Like a Two Girls Gettin’ Naked Party
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Okay This Is Gonna Sound Racist, But Seriously Black People Take This Weave Shot Too Far
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Aneta Keys Strips Down
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Melissa Joan Hart Isn’t Fat Anymore
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Christina Cruise is a Playboy Babe
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Man vs. Wild With Will Ferrel
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Michael Jackson is Really Reaching For Anything He Can Get Here
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Midget Fucker!!
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Because It’s Only Tuesday And If I Already Want to Kill Myself, You Probably Do Too
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2009

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am thinking about hitchiking to LA with my pug to work as a bus boy in West Hollywood at a gay bar, in efforts to suck my dick to the top of the entertainment industry. Unfortunately, I am past my prime and probably give a shitty blowjob, not to mention I figure that strategy only really works for chicks and all it gets dudes is AIDS from some asshole who is there pretending to be a producer. Thanks motherfucker.

Here are my stepLINKS.

Britney Spears ASs Cheek Throwback
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Madonna May Just Beat The Shit Out of Kate Hudson
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Here’s a Fuckload of Pics From the MTV Music AWards
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Brad Pitt is Funny…..
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Picard Wouldn’t Have Stood For This
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Quiznos Sure Knows How to Sell a Sandwich
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HOE OR HOUSEWIFE? HEIDI MONTAG
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Crazy Queer/Magic Tranny
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Because I Love College Is The Gayest Song of This Year
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Why Hello Miranda Kerr’s Pretty Much Naked Body
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5 People You Meet on a Highschool Football Team
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who’s The Sinner Now?! Modern Day Jesus
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And More Amazingness From Bruno
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Striptease of the Day – 2 for 1 Young Hotties
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It’s a Go – Octocrazy is Set to Exploit Her Kids on a TV Station Near You
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I Can’t Remember If I Linked This Already
But Who Wouldn’t Want a Second Glimpse At Vida Guerra’s Ass Anyway?
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Drew Barrymore Needs to Make Her Fucking Mind Up Jesus
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Liley Cyrus Has Megan Fox Lesbian Sex Fantasies
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Eliza Dushku Gallery
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The Last Living Survivor Of The Titanic Has Passed Away
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When Strippers Fail
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Destoyed in 7 Seconds – Fight Video
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Rita is Pretty Much Perfect
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Leah and the Fucking Machine
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The Rapping Flight Attendant is Back!
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Lela Star is Bent Over
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Emmanuelle Chriqui is Always a Nice Getaway
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Gemma Arterton – James Bond Actress Gallery
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Julie Takes a Shower
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Have Been in the Jungle 2 Days and Are Already Crying About It
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Bar Refaeli: Esquire Magazine, July 2009
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When Girls Go Tantric
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Luba Makes Good Use of Some Old VHS Tapes
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Susan Boyle is Locked Up in the Crazy House
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The Fresh Prince of Nintendo
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Hey, Do Me a Favor and Hold This
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…And Now Im Fucking Fallin’ Apart….
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Meet Heather Vandeven
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Red Head in the Shower
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Hey Asshole, Ever Heard of a CONDOM?!
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Send This To Your Friends Right Now…
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2009

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk and hungover at the same time. I am pretty sure it will all end eventually. I don’t get why I can’t get more follower on twitter. I fucking kill that shit like it is my liver, or like how Heidi Montag’s family should kill her, or how I kill every girl’s libido, sometimes even killing their heterosexuality, you know straight up lesbian maker right here, cuz after you fuck me, you can’t look at another man again. Truth.


Follow me on twitter you cocksuckers….
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And


Vote for Kayden Kross. She is Going To Marry Me If She Wins….
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Here are my stepLINKS…

Some of the Hotttest Lingerie of the Year
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ScarJo’s Tits Are the New Selling Power Behind Mango
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The Hottest Tits I’ve Seen in a Chocolate Flavored Cam Girl Dance Vide….
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Some Hot Naked Blonde Chick and Her Vagina – NSFW
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The BIGGER, The REDDER, The BETTER!!!
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Super Sexy Model Gisele’s Hottest Pics!
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Get The Fuck Over It, Glen
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Megan Fox Pornstar Face
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Phil Specter is Going to Jail
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The Faggotty Ass Unicorn Prophecy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kelly Hu is an Asian Angel
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Zero to Slut in 60 Seconds
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The Leisure World Lover
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Striptease of the Day
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You Can Now Have a Piece of Madonna in Your Very Own Living Room!!
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GAAAAAAAAYYYY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Adriana Lima is Naked
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Kristin Cavallari Downblouse
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Jon and Kate Gosselin May Have Violated Child Labor Laws!! AHAAHAHAH!
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I Don’t Know What It Is, But I Totally Have a Thing for JLO Lately
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Kendra Wilkinson and Her Tits Have Some Plans For the Layboy Mansion
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Will Ferrel is Amazing
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Ashley Bulgari and Carie Wrestle!!!
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Why Can’t The Internet Just Let Kanya Be Great!!?
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When a chick Smacks You Down – VIDEO
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Pussy Fun in the Bedroom
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Malloy Martini Will Make Your Bad Day Better
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Worst Car Theif Ever – VIDEO
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Fun With Public Nudity!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Linda Hogan is Completely Insane
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Charlotte Gainsbourg is Naked
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Lesbian Lover Lick Off
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What Do You Get When You Cross a Chicken With a Mouse?
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Blonde Hair, Big Tits. That’s All I Have to Say About That
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio is Always Nice for the Eyes
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Carol Strips Down
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The Biggest Nipples I Have Ever Seen
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How to Tell If She Has Fake Boobs
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Air Sex Still Makes Me Laugh
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Diora Baird is Busty
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Boobs, Oil and a Vibrator
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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I Don’t Know What the Fuck Britney Spears Is Up To
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Charlie Manson is Sneaky
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Get A Girl To Cum To
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Her Name is Carina and She’s Hosing Down Her Huge Boobs in the Shower
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BONUS:

Some Indy Rocker Dude Gave me Free Food the Other Day. I Told Him I’d Promote his Indy Music Video for Being So Nice. He Probably Mistook Me for a Homeless Dude who was Talking Craziness. He wasn’t too far from the truth, except I’m a Crazy Homeless Dude with a Crazy Website.

It is a Good Song and I Think He Needs To Get Signed in the USA.

One Last Try TO Get a New Porn Wife – VOTE FOR KAYDEN KROSS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

In trying to push the boundaries of creepy on the internet – this is my new facebook message I sent to girls I don’t know. It makes me laugh. Let’s see if it gets me a date:

we should go on a date when your boyfriend mysteriously “disappears” next week

Love

Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

In trying to push the boundaries of offending people, it turns out doing an RIP Motherfucker for Mike Tyson’s baby was going too far. I even had the black baby hanging from the treadmill noose header picture, but couldn’t bring my heart to do it, because Mike Tyson scares me and I’m sure he’s upset about the shit. I was going to say how I don’t remember being 4, so his kid probably didn’t even realize it was alive and that dying at 4 is like a delayed abortion. I was also going to say that everyone wanted Tyson to burn in hell when he got charged with rape and when he got charged with beating up his cunt wife like she deserved to be beat cuz she was all high maintenace and got in his face and shit and now he probably is. So you are a bunch of fuckin’ murderes for wishing ill on a misunderstood, mistreated bi-polar person.

In trying to turn off my computer for the night so I can go get beat up at bars by strangers again because I’m a loud mouth and annoying, here’s my steplinks for the day. Click them but before you do…..

Help Me Get Married To a Pornstar By Voting for Kayden Kross and Her Ass
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Here are the rest of ’em….

Well This Britney Spears Story Pretty Much Made Me Puke
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Luigi Finally Snapped
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Hot Models With Vampire Fetishes
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Your Business Card Sucks
(This Guy is Such a Cunt Its Amazing)
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Jennifer Hawkins Makes Good Lingerie Even Better
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Would Totally Throw It In Diane Keaton
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Kitty Wants to Cry
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How To Survive in Prison
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Beer Opener App is Pointless and Amazing at the Same Time
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The Life of the Party?
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Striptease of the Day
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SO Drug Dealers Accept Amex Now, Do They?
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Danny Masterson Has the Best Fiancee Ever
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Jodie Marsh is a Body Builder Now or Some Shit
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Abby Titmuss Bikini Top
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Katherine McPhee Made a HaHa
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Kendra Wilkinson is a Hot Mess
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Tom Sizemore Got Arrested AGAIN Because He is a Mess and It Is Amazing
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Gabrielle Union Gallery
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Elana Grimaldi Could Sell a Baker a Loaf of Bread
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Scooter Cop Bails – VIDEO
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Susan Boyle Almost Had to Lay the Smackdown
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Petty Loves Roses and Hard Core Sex
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Angel Dark Strips Down on the Stairs
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Proof You Should Use Condoms
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The Lovely Cody Lane
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If This Shit Goes Down, Somebody is Getting Fired
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AHHHHH VIDA GUERRA
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Great Tits, Great Ass. Just Plain Great
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Some Homo is Suing Chris Brown
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashley Tisdale is Actually Lookin Kind of Hot
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No Boys and No Toys, Just Lesbian Sex
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Tera Patrick is a Sucker
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Haylie Duff Got Her Chin and Nose Fixed
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Joan Rivers is a Cranky Old Bitch
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Beauty Bowling
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Prime Beef Curtain
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Rhianna WILL Be Testifying Against Chris Brown
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Amazing Redhead
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Most Talented Street Drummer Ever
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Diary of an NYC Drug Dealer
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Get Your Slut Fixed Here
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BONUS –

NAKED BUSTY GIRL EATING ICE CREAM ON THE BEACH….
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ANOTHER BONUS –

Seriously Vote for Kayden Kross It Will Make Me a Better Person and By Better Person I Mean I’ll Finally Get to Fuck a Pornstar With My Miserable Dick.
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2009

27

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My life is complicated, like that Avril Lavigne song only way less commercially successful, but much more charming. That’s what I like to believe.

I’ve spent the last 3 hours trying to seduce girls promising them fame, unfortunately none of them have ever heard of me or my site.

I guess none of that is really as big of a deal as the fact that I have a very small penis.

My life really isn’t complicated at all, if anything it’s just a very long, drawn out, boring joke and here are my stepLINKS.

Sluts Who Who Do What You Want, When You Want
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Michael Lohan Threatened to Kill His Fiancee
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Captain Kirk’s Back Rub
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The 9 Sexiest Women From The Bronx
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When Mothers Start Internetting
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You Are Gonna Love Katie Cassidy
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When Nerds Battle
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Avril Lavigne Must Be Half Retarded
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7 Things You Say While Assembling Something From Ikea
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George Lucs Rap Attack?
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Legs, Cleavage, Beer, & A Green Screen Studio
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Striptese of the Day
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Simona Halep Wants Breast Reduction, Tears Shed Across Globe – PICS
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Here’s a Dog That is Smrter, Fitter and In Better Shape Than You Are
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Justin Gaston is Retarded o Has Down Syndrome or Something
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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Remember Marla Maples? Maybe Her Nipples Will Jog Your Memory
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Drew Barrymore Loves Gay Marriage
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Josh Brolin is a Dirty Whore
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Britney Spears May Illegally Buy a Black Baby, Since She is Taking Parenting Advice From Madonna
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Katy Perry FHM Photoshoot Video
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TV Upskirt Compilation
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A Bored Camera Man Means Sexy Video For Us
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Honestly Lady Gaga, Shut the Fuck Up
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Liquor Store Tit Flash
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Aria Giovanni and Tera Patrick Get It On
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Emily Scott Does Ralph Magazine
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Now That’s a Mighty Fine Ass, Mighty Fine Indeed
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Megan Fox is Lookin Good On The Set of Her Photoshoot
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Lily llen Hates Susan Boyle
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Remember Jenn Jameson Before All The Surgery?
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Eve Shows Off the Beef
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Ennie is Naked
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Jailbail of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lanni Barbie is Busty
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American Idol Was Totally Fucking Rigged
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Holy Fuck I Love 80’s Fitness Shit
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Her Pussy Will Eat You Alive
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Mike Tyson’s 4 Year Old Daughter is Dead
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Do It Like This
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The Science Behind Being a Perv
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Drunken Lake Havasu Party Girls: Memorial Day Edition
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