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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2009

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been staring at an asian girl outside my house with a baby carriage who looks like she’s 12 but is rockin’ the smallest dress I’ve ever seen and has insane body…. I can’t figure out if she is a babysitter or the mother because with Asians, you can be 12 or 40 and have an equally tight vagina, it’s one of nature’s great mysteries, maybe god’s answer to pedophiles so they don’t have to steal innocence, I’m not turned on by what I’m lookin’ at, I’m just doin’t he math and makin’ sense of the shit.

IF you wanna see how it turns out, you’ll have to:


Follow Me on Twitter – I’m Working on Getting Tila Tequila Level Fame on The Shit
http://twitter.com/drunkstepfather

Here are the rest of my stepLINKS….

Because You Don’t Have Friends or Lovers…
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Janet Jackson is Back on the Market, So If Your Dreams of Fucking Michael
Are Over Cause He’s Dead, She is the Next Best Thing
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Some Ho On ESPN Had an On Air Upskirt
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Miranda Kerr in Lingerie
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Who Knew Dick Cheney Could Be Kind of Amazing?
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Now Here’s Some Amazing Titles For Garfield Books
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Hot Video Hoe Rosa Acosta’s Sluttiest Pics
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HAWAIIAN TROPIC BIKINI CHAMPION HAS AN AWESOME FUCKIN’ BODY!
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Confessions of an Actress
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Anna Paquin is Hot and Weird Looking At the Same Time
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More Japanese Gameshow Insanity
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Hilarious Open Letters to Some Very Annoying People
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Striptease of the Day
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I Don’t Care If She Can’t Swim, I Still Wanna Bang Eva Mendes
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart?
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Coco Wants To Offer All The Ladie’s Out There Some Dating Advice
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Evan Rachel Wood and The Dude She is Currently Fucking Go Out On the Town
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Naked Lesbian Slumber Party
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Leelee Sobieski Is Engaged and Suddenly I Remember How Hot She Is
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I Would Gladly Be Denise Richards’ Friend With Benefits
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Hand in the Toaster on the Simpsons Is Always Good for a Laugh
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Some Blind Items, Because It’s Friday and You’re Probably Gonna Be Bored All Weekend
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Nicole Graves Does Some Chores
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How Even a Pussy Like You Can Win in a Fight
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More Naked Sluts Fighting
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Lola is Sexy in that 80’s Kind of Way
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Mother Drags Kid Through Store – VIDEO
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Random Photos of the Day
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surprisingly, This Fergie Bikini Throwback Doesn’t Make Me Want to Puke
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Beware of Flying…Bikes?
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Vida Guerra Body Paint Throwback
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If You Ask Me, She is Very, Very Fuckable
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What Can I Say, I’m a Sucker For a Brunette
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Sure, One of Them is a Lesbian, But That Doesn’t Mean I Wouldn’t Bang The Veronicas
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I Love Gisele and Her Platform Boots
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Now THATS An Ass I Wanna Be All Over
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5 Ways You Are Treated Like a Criminal Everyday
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Janine is Tattooed And Half Naked
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Roselyn Sanchez Looks Like She Wants Me Penis In Her
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The Carpet Doesn’t Match the Drapes
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He Hates Crack Whores – VIDEO
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This Vintage Sex Ed Tape Will Make You Puke
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The Moral of the Story is: Don’t Hang Out with Talking Animals
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WWE Star John Cena’s Wife Hikes Up Her Wedding Dress ALL THE WAY!
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Scarlett Johansson in this Porn Parody Photoset
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not drunk yet and that is a travesty. I’ve been in bed tending to my male yeast infection all night. That’s not entirely true. I just tell girls it’s a male yeast infection cuz it sounds more appealing than Aids Lesion. I don’t know what I am talking about, I just know tonight is the night dreams are made of, let’s just hope your dreams don’t involve hunting me down and killing me violently and painfully.

Here are my stepLINKS.

Rene Zelwegger Forgot to Put on a Shirt….Why? I Don’t Know, But I do Blame Tom Cruise! That Jerry Maguire Shit was the Devil…..
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Erin McNaught’s Sexy FHM Pictures
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How About Some Beyonce See Through Action?
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Darth Vader Dancing Like MC Hammer is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Thing Ever
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Slutty Models Touching Each Other
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These Parkour Chicks Are Kind of Hot, Don’t You Think?
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Dina Lohan Makes Me Wanna Puke In Her Mouth While Jerking Off
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HOLLY MADISON TAKES OFF HER PANTIES ON STAGE
IN LAS VEGAS!
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Remember Kato Kalin?!
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How To: Pretend You’re Listening to Your Girlfriend
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Striptease of the Day
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The Cute Little Girl From Slumdog Hates Nicole Kidman
Oh and She Also Wrote a Book
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WHOEVER HAS THIS VIDEO OF TOM CRUISE NEEDS TO SEND IT TO ME NOWWWW!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jade Nicoles Likes Fake Weiners
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Ivanka Trump and Her Fake Tits and Nose Job Are Soon To Be Off the Market
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Riley and Her Big, Pink Toy
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Madonna’s Tour Set Collapsed, Too Bad She Didn’t Die
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Pam Anderson is So Gross
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Naked is the New Underwear? Makes Sense to Me!!
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Mischa Barton Has Issues
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The Girls Are At the Beach and They ARe NAKED!
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Who Cares if the $200 000 Vase is Priceless and Irreplaceable
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Heather is a Pent House Pet
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Russian Drunk Gets Owned
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Weird, Weird Weddings
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Traci Bingham Topless Throwback
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Wanna Know What Fucking My Wife is Like?
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ScarJO Looks Like Carrot Top in Drag
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Brunette on All Fours? I’ll Take It!
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Which of These Sluts Would You Most Like to Bang?
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Carli Banks Loses Her Pink Lingerie
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One of The Harry Potter Kids Was Growing Weed and Got Busted
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Kobe Bryants Wife HAs Huge Fucking Tits
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Now This Guy Can Play the Keyboard
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Tunnel of Love
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The Life of a Plumber!
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How About Some Bitches in Tight Pants
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ScarJo’s New Ads For MANGO
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Asian Doing Christopher Walken
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I Like My Sluts How I Like My Slot Machines – Loose
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Here’s an interesting video…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I may be drunk most nights of the week and I may spend a lot of time with strippers but that doesn’t make me a degenerate. The fact that I live off my “disabled” wife, who is really just a lazy fucking pig who gets a government check makes me a degenerate.

Tonight may not have changed lives. I was snobbed out by strippers, a couple fat strippers tried to give me the two for one lesbian show cuz they get no business alone. Another one had the fakest tits who didn’t get that I was joking when I asked for her plastic surgeon’s name and number because they looked so real, but not as real as the night was. Seriously. From homeless man singing songs about life to meaty whore pussy rubbed up on brass poles…I couldn’t ask for more out of the day….except maybe for some stepLINKS and here they are…..Enjoy.

Get Fucked Like a Virgin
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I’m still NOt Sick of This Dress All The Whores Seem to Be Wearing
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Check Out Alyssa Milano’s Teen Work Out Video!
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THE SHREK SEX TAPE IS HERE!!!
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The 9 Hottest French Women
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Rod Stewart’s Hot Wife’s Topless Throwback
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God I Wanna Punch Hayden in Her Box and Make Her Cry
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Feet Were Made for Walking? Duhhhh!
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KRISTA ALLEN’S PUSSY LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT
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Donnatello Gets SCrewed
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Heidi Klum’s Pregnant Milk Filled Tits
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Giant Boob Invasion
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John Favreau Cheated on His Wife in the Bathroom With Some Slut – Exclusive
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Amazing Israeli Chick on the Beach….
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Good Luck, Caught On VIDEO
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BONE This Chick, Or Die! What’s Your Choice?
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How About Emma Watson’s Side Boob
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is Most Probably Going to Kail Forever
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Okay, Well I Just Puked All Over My Keyboard
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Kelly Clarkson is Getting So Big It’s Downright Terrifying
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Now Here’s a Girl I’d Like to Introduce to My Penis
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So Justin Timberlake Wants to Go Gay For Robert Pattison
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Juliette Lewis is Completely Insane and I Love It
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IT’S THE GIANT BOOBS INVASION
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Denise Richards is Topless
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Mommy Gets a Cute Teen To Fuck Her
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I Wish Jada Pinkett SMith Would Just Make a Lesbian SEx Tape Already
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Sara Stone’s Big Old Tits
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This Bear Cub Raised By Humans Is The Biggest Pussy Ever
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Some Sand Sculptures That Are As Much Amazing As They Are Pointless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Yeah I’d Let Stacey Keibler Lick My Balls
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Beyonce on the Beach
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LaToya Jackson is the New Sherlock Holmes, or Some Shit
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An Amateur and Her Dildo
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Amy Reid is Kinky
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Paris Hilton and the Upskirt Photographer in Hollywood
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Holly Webster’s Naked Make Out Ritual
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Heather Likes to Play With Herself
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The Terrorist Groups Are After Bruno
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GET READY FOR THE NEW TRONNNNNNN!!
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Big Penis = Big Problems
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There’s No Way Hugh Jackman Is Not Gay, I Don’t Care If Her Has a Family
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Star Wars Pregnancy
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How About Some PSAs….FROM THE FUTURE
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How NOT to Be a Douche Bag New Yorker In NYC
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2009

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw Bruno. It was uncomfortable. Not because I am a homophobe. Or because he gets himself in awkward situations. Or even because it was pretty much like watching Borat but because I had a boner the entire time. Maybe I’m gay like these girls or maybe I am just lying…on all fours…ready for you…mister man…truth is I think dude’s fucking insane…and I am all gayed the fuck out by seeing too much gay and the real discomfort in the theater was watching all the weird chachi dudes lookin nervously at each other cuz they liked what they saw and weren’t too sure how to incorporate a catch phrase from the movie into their everyday life while stayin’ macho…bro. There was no Wawawewa or Me Like or It’s Nice or whatever the fuck else they pulled from Borat and dropped in bars every fucking night for months and fucking months…and then there’s the whole Halloween shit we’re gonna have to deal with….everyone dressed like fuckin’ Bruno….like they did for Bruno so I guess that means it is just the fuckin’ beginning…all while Sasha Baron Cohen counts the fuckin’ benjamins….

Here are my stepLINKS.

John Plus His Whore Plus Viagra are Making Their Rounds Around the World
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Future Ex Wife Shows Off Her Clevage
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Selita Banks Makes High Heels Look Good – VIDEO
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Some UK Actress is Showing Off Her Tits
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There’s No Way This Harry Potter Kid Isn’t a Fag
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Hot//Sweaty//Sexy
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Barely Legal: The 10 Hottest 90s Babies
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Some Amazing French Canadian sluts at some radio station beach party.
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Legendary footballer Gazza’s daughter takes her clothes off for ZOO
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This is a Busty Fucking Young Girl….
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This World of Warcraft Kid is Really Getting Out of Hand… – VIDEO
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HOw About a T & A Party
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5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting
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She Used to Have a Wang, But Yeah I’d Still Bang Her
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Striptease of the Day
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Sandra Bollock and I Both Agree That She Should Get Naked Again
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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She May Be Desperate, But I’d Still Bang Jennifer Aniston
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You Know I’m Not So Into Pregnant Chicks, But I Gotta Say Adriana Lime is Looking Hot
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Diana and Deluna Get It On
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Rosario Dawson, Will You Marry Me?
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Surprise!! One of the Cunts on Big Brother is a Racist Fuck – VIDEO
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How About some Alessandra Ambrosio
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Dannii Minogue Gallery
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Katy Fey is in Stockings
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Nipple Slip Compilation
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A Scary, Scary Pole Dance
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Brooke Likes to Play With Herself
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And The Stupidest Idea of the Day Goes To…
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Christian Bale Must Be a Real Good Actor, Cause he Seriously Looks Like a Crackhead
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De-Robed on TV – VIDEO
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Karolina Kurkova is Pregnant
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Liv Tyler is Pretty Hot When She Wants to Be
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Back Yard Orgy
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Eleonora is a Joy
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Hot Chicks on Roller Blades Are All sorts of Awesome
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Violet Gets Naked Just For Fun
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Hole in One for Marketa
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Demi Jessica is a Playboy Babe
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An Afternoon Pick Me Up
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I Hope for The Sake of Everyone Janet Jackson Gets Custody of Michael’s Kids
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She’s Got a Secret Admirer
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And You Thought The Sluts You Knew Were Good…
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2009

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s been pretty shitty. My ear exploded at a concert 2 weeks ago and still hurts and makes me dizzy. So walking down the street is funny cuz I look drunk but shitty cuz when I get drunk it gets worse and I end up falling and hurting myself more. It also burns when I pee. Not too sure what’s up with that and I may or may not have had a mild heart attack twice today. But I guess that’s life, at least my life and I won’t bother killing myself, even though I probably should. I will however post these links and drink me some more drink, cuz that’s the only thing that I look forward to in a day and that sounds way more depressing than it is.

Here you go..

Jessica Simpson and Her Big Tits Are Single Again
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Megan Fox See Thru
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Lily Allen is See Through and Has a Camel Toe
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More From Auto Tune the News
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Slutty Model Pics Of The Day: Ariel Meredith
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Your Business Cards Suck
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And More From Lohans Twitter
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Cartman Wants You To Suck His Balls
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Bikini Amazon Godess? Hmmmmm…
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striptease of the Day
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Those Homo Pengeuins at the SF Zoon Broke Up
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Eva LongWHOREiaz Likes to be Tied Up
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And More Michael Jackson Rumoes
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Opens Wide, Leighton Meester
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Kacey is Sexy All Over
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Jon Gosselin’s New Whore Likes to Soke the Good Shit
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Some Sluts Hang Out On Entourage
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Wino is Back in England, I Wonder Hot Long Before She’s Back On Junk
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Danielle Lloyd Dons Lingerie Again
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Bachelorette Party Fun with a Female Stripper
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Who Cares About Her Bar Trick, Check Out Her Tits
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Mother Daughter Pussy Flash
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Frankie HAs Multiple Orgasms
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Summer Skirts From Russia
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Get Ready For The Biggest Piece of Shit Clothing Line Ever
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Samurai Cop Awesomeness
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Who’s Amanda Hardington? I Don’t Know, But She’s in a Bikini
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Red Head Arial Takes It Outdoor
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Amy Reid is Kinky
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Emma Watson Gets Hotter By the Day
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When Asians Do Christopher Walken Movies
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Peach in a Field of Dreams
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Scarlett Johansson Mango Photo Shoot
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Baby Korean B-Boy
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Sex Ed Videos
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Rumoe Willis is a Punky Lesbian…or Something
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Nicole Pietrontone Crowned Miss COED
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Oxana on the Beach
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Someone At Dairy Queen Should Have Thought This Through
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Sexiest Female Celebs Smokin’ Cigars
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Wrestling babe Christy Hemme is fuckin’ hot!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The last I heard from Paris Hilton’s New BFF was that her dad is in the FBI and he’s going to ruin my life for posting that video of her.

The last time I got drunk, which was last night I had a mission set out to shit the bed when I woke up. It didn’t happen so now I’m left with nothing but broken dreams and failure.

I tell myself there is always today, and the rest of my probably limited life, but I know that if it hasn’t happened yet, it will never happen.

We are all allowed to have goals and ambition, even if they are as useless as shitting the bed.

I reached 4,000 followers on Twitter. I think 100,000 means celebrity status, so if you’re on the shit, follow me on the shit, and get the first word of my shitting the bed plans, before I wake up dry, scared and alone, with no pile of shit snuggling up next to me.

Follow Me on Twitter
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Here are my stepLINKS

There Goes Joe Jackson’s Pimp Hand
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Who Knew Stockholm Sweden Was So Amazing?
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Sexy Lauren London’s Hottest Pics
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Real Life Super Heroes
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In Vegas Girls Wear Bikinis…I Mean…They Also Wear Bikinis Pretty Much Everywhere Else….But This Girl’s in Vegas
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Bianca Gascoigne Peed Herself of Something
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Japanese Amazingness of the Day
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If I Punch Gwenyth Paltrow in the Face, Do You Think She Will Shit Out Her GOOP?
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Kourtney Kardashian is the Only Bangable One of the Trio
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Anthony Bourdain Has the Best Job Ever and I Hate Him For It
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I Dunno About You, But I’m Curious to Know What the Baby Will Look Like
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Get Ready for the Biggest Gong Show Ever: Lohan is Starting a Production Company
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I Wanna Stick My Magic Wand in Emma Watson
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Lindsay Lohan See Through Throw Back
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I Fucking Hate Kate Gosselin so Here’s Her Fake Match.com Commercial
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Helen and Claudi Get It On
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Here Comes the Michael Jackson Conspiracy Theorys
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If Ashley Simpson Records an Album of Michael Jackson Covers, I’m Gonna Kill Someone
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Carmen Electra is Always Easy on the Eyes
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And More Carmen Electra
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Dress Gets Ripped Off on Live TV
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Invisible Fence Shocks Some Chick
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Pussy Shaving Fun
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Friday Night Web Fuck Fest
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Meet Nelli Sullivan
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I Love When Fat Chicks Dance Like Beyonce
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ana Beatriz Barros does GQ Magazine
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How About Some Chubbies
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Hayden Was Bullied, Probably Because She Looks Like a Troll
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Carla Gugino Gallery
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Cute Amateur Boobies
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I Love These Videos Of Sluts Fighting
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Danielle Lloyd and Her Tits Out for a Night on the Town
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Jessica Robinson Takes It All Off
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Explain This Image
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105 Counts of Statue-tory Rape (a.k.a Statue Groping)
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Gia in a Cowboy Hat
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Demi Moore Bikini Pics
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Cheap Shot Ends Boxing Match and the Loser is NOT Happy
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Gone With the Wind
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Fuck You Lady Gaga
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Boobs Make You Smile
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Barry is a Man, Just Like the Rest of Us
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Men are all pigs…

Support my homeboy Donny Goines and Watch His New Video Because When He Gets Famous, He’s Gonne Bring Me Up With Him…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I got so drunk last night/this morning that I went out drinking tonight and no matter how many drinks I drank I couldn’t get drunk for the life of me. If I had been paying for the drinks I would have been pissed off, but instead I managed to scam drinks of random idiots in the bar and now I am ready to die.

The sad thing about being sober after drinking all night is the second I have to crawl into bed with my pig wife, at least when I am drunk after drinking all night I am too busy trying to not die in my sleep to care about being in bed with my pig wife.

Maybe I am drunk….Here are my stepLINKS

Just Tell Her To Go Fuck Herself
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Morgan Freeman is Most Probably Going to MArry His Step Grand Daughter.
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IT’S A ONE MINUTE MIRACLE!!!
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The Top 20 Gymnastics Falls
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Mary Louise Parker Needs to Stop Posing With That Pie and Eat It Instead
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How About Some Racist TV Moments?
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I Wanna Stick My Penis in Monica Cruz So Bad It Hurts
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Hot Chicks With Beer Cans – A Gallery
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Confessions of a Tattoo Vixen
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Richard Gere and Furry Animals – Sex Tape Waiting to Happen
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Striptease of the Day
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The Prime Minister os Austria Hates Bruno
(This Video is Amazing)
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Rose MC Gowen Looks Like MJ
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Carmen Electra is Topless
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Ughhh Hate Diat Von Tease
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Lela Star is Lovely
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I Wanna Bang All The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Sam Ronson is Having a Cry About Something or Another
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Halle Berry is a yummy Mummy
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Naked Arm Wrestling
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Biker Slams Into Bus
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Sex Toys in the Bathroom
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Beyonce is BACK!
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Gemma Massey is Soft and Smooth
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Lily Allen is Topless
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Jenna is a Blonde Bombshell
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Who is Ariadne Artiles and Why is She Not Sitting On My Penis
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Carly Zucker is In a Bikini
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Ultra Ultra Sexy
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Daisy Marie is All I Want in Life
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Stephanie Pratt Was At The Beach
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Aria Giovanni Drives With Her Top Down
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The Unsung Talents of a Hooters Girl
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Two Chicago Men Are Free After Wrongfully Imprisoned 20 Years Ago
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Peel a Banana Like a Monkey
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Retard Mardi Gras!
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Well, What Are Crutches For?
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Jesus Christ Lohan is Lookin Rough
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Cellulite or Not, I’d Still Bang Kristen Bell
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Some of the Worst Girl On Girl Action Ever
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Hot Models Touching Each Other Gallery
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2009

09

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been getting hate mail from the Paris BFF trash…she told people it is over for me…I don’t care because I have been getting fan mail from the perverts….

so u had the chance to get upskirt on brittany and u didnt close up or did u and not posting it , shes hot dont u think i would love to see her naked email me back if u have any sexy stuff of her thanks

Here are my stepLINKS….It is almost 7 am and I am drunk…and Here is a Picture of the worst ass ever…

Because Lord Knows If I Don’t See Some Tits, I’m Gonna Kill Someone
And I’m Sure You Feel The Same Way
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Lady Gaga Does Us All a Favor and Covers Her Gross Face Up
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When Grandma Burns Rubber and Runs Over Another Grandma- VIDEO
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The 9 Sexiest Austrian Women
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Pop Lock and Drop IT!!
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I Wanna Bang Monica Cruz
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Tech Support Red Neck Freak Out – AUDIO
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I Almost Forgot What Sacha Baron Cohen Looks Like WHen Not Dressed Up Like Bruno
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Danae is Delicious
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Corey Feldman’s Doodles at Michael Jackson’s Memorial Ceremony
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Now That’s Love….
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Striptease of the Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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If Botox GetsBanned in Hollywood, There’s Gona Be a Whole Lot of Actors Out of Work
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Man, Lohan is Really Bad at Her Career, She Turned Down a Role in The Hangover
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Abigail Clancy’s Boobs Say How Do You Do
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How About a Panty Flash?? Heyyyooo!!
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Sophia Bush and Her Bush and Some Opening Party
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I Don’t Know About You, But Both Cameron Diaz and Hayden Panty-Airs Make Me Want to Puke
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Oscar Meyer Has Flown Off to the Giant Wiener Mobile in the Sky!
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Jennifer Aniston is as Much Bangable as She is Pathetic
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Arielle Kebbel on J.B. Photo Shoot
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Bailey Klien Hoses Herself Down
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True Love Caught on Video
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Tatiata Kozhevnikova Has the Strongest Vagina in the World – VIDEO
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Horny Milf Invades Two Hot Young Vaginas
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Drunk Sluts Go Wild
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ever Wish You Could Go Five Minutes Back?
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The City of London Hates Madonna Which Means It Has One More Thing In Common
With Me Than I Could HAve Ever Imagined
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Willa Ford has Cleavage For Days
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Eve Just Wants to Relax
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Girls Gone Wild is Always Good For a Laugh
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Man Jessica Alba’s Kid is Kind of Ugly
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Gisele and Her Tits By the Pool
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PORN IS NOW ILLEGAL IN THE UKRAINE
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Man, Chris Brown Seems Like a Real Fucking Asshole
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SPAAAAAACE JUNNNNNNNNK
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Man Japanese Anime is Really Fucking Weird Sometimes
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Lindsay Lohan Begs For Work on Ellen
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Girls Gone Wild, Before They Were Stars
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Are You NEar Sighted? Find Out Via Bikinis!
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Sluts on Bicycles
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Fat Chick Tit
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Cameron as Madonna
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I enjoyed live-tweeting the MJ Memorial. It was like new life to my already dying soul. I like to think I did it for the guy I used to be friends with who was obsessed with Michael Jackson in the 80s. I guess it was around the time of Bad, but I don’t really remember because of years of hard drinking, but I do remember thinking it was fucking weird that every time I was with him something Michael Jackson would be going on, whether it was the music or his movies playing in the background, or dude in a pair of short black pants, white socks, and a wig busting the MJ moves in the playground for the kids before getting arrested for being a sex offender and killed in prison.

I went out drinking to celebrate the day and now here are my stepLINKS

Take a Load Off. Literally
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Oregon Trail in Real Life is the Most Amazing Thing I have Seen in Ages
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Hot Girls And Their Pastie Tits
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Fun at the Sex Shop
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Mena Suvari Bikini Hotness
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More Fun Sex Workouts
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Miley Cyrus’ Bra Wants to Say Hello
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A Nice Self-Pic Gallery
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Jonah is Talking
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Can The End of Man Bangs Mean the End of Gay Being a Fad?
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Striptease of the Day
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I’d Like to Hate Fuck Audrina Patridge
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Find a Girl to Hang Out With Who Isn’t Your Mom
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Kendra Wilkinson is Gonna be a Strict Mom?
Yeah Fucking Right
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Victoria Silvstedt See Through Top
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Michael Douglas is the Luckiest Man Alive
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Mega Fox Didn’t Fuck for a Part, But She May Have Washed a Car
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Mischa Barton is Trashy
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I Forgot How Good Britney Spears Can Look When She is Photoshopped Beyond Recognition
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Sports Illustrated Russia
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Lia Has Some Tasty Apples
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Homemade Russian Grenade Fail
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Blonde Sluts Make Mom Proud
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Don’t Tell Me You Have Some Other Master Plan to Lose Your Virginity
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Lisa Masterbates After a Quick Nap
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Okay So Maybe There Isn’t a Ghost At Neverland Ranch
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A Slaps Only Game Ends With a Kick in the Face – VIDEO
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Random Photos Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Sharon Stone is an Upitty Bitch
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Madison’s Tits Are Kind of Awesome
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Bree Olsen is the Queen of Porn
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Luba is Lovely
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Joanna & Marta Krupa: Sexy FHM Magazine Pictures
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Gemma Peels Off Her Purple Panties
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Katie Anderson was in Playboy
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And Now the Best Air Safety Video Of All Time
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The Dude That Threw a Baby Out the Window is Gonna Get Fried
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Big Boob Barf
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The Nipple Bra
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Some Party Girl in her USA Bikini
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl’s Nipple Tape After Surgery
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Some Personal Pics With Tits
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2009

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Some hot girl was sitting at a bar with the person I hate most in the world, he’s this little weasel cunt who tried to get with my wife before she was fat and disgusting, who I wish she left me for now, because I’m stuck with her and she’s disgusting, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that he would talk shit about me to get to her.

So I decided to order his girl a drink and him a Shirley Temple. I’m sure I got that stunt from a movie or somewhere because I’m just not that creative, but it was fuckin funny.

On a sidenote both Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have stopped following me on twitter. I assume that means it is an end of an era or some shit and I’m really not all that sad about it because if my life was validated by useless dykes reading my bullshit, I would have started a feminist site.

Follow My Fat Ass on Twitter – Even If I’m Not Updating Consistently and My Updates are Dull…
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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS

RIHANNA NIPPLE PASTIES I CAN”T POST CUZ I DON”T WANNA GET SUED….OF THE DAY
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A Tale of the Titty Squirrel
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Cheryl Cole Panty Upskirt
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Some Cunt Showing Off Her Tits Dressed Like Some Partridge Family Prostitute
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Some Groupie Who Banged Screech Kisses and Tells – Warning – Disturbing….
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Your Monday Slut
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American History Explained By an 8 Year Old
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Pics Of A Hot Model Of The Day: Doutzen Kroes
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Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Accidentally Became The Grill Master at the 4th of July BBQ
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Glad to See Chris Brown is Out Enjoying Himself
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Who Doesn’t Love a Shaved Body, Really?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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After a Hard Day of Celebrating It’s Independace, America Just Wanted to Stare At Some Tits
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And Heres the WTF of the Day
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Asjley Tisdale Bikini Ass
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Lohan Can Be a Real Little Cunt Shit Disturber When She Wants to Be
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Cameron Diz and Her Acne Face Actually Look Alright When Super Photoshopped
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Hot Mexican I Wouldn’t Mind Sticking My Dick Into of the Day
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Arielle Kebbel Photoshoot
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More Lady Gaga Disgustingness
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Girl Strips Down on TV Show
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When Play Fighting Goes
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Looking For a Ganb Bang
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The Ghost of Michael Jackson
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Jenni is Gregg
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Weather Girl Audition Goes Wrong
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Hello Krista Blue
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The Daily Bikini: Estelle Cruijff
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Natasha Mealey Topless Photoshoot
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Cell Phone Hottie
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Meet Bryci
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Cassie & Her Half-Shaved Head @ Diddy’s White Party
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Sesame Street Does Slayer
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Some Football Dude Was Killed in a Murder Suicide
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Blue Thousand and One a Space Oddessy
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Tranny With a Horse Cock
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Kelly Osbourne Hates Lady Gaga Too. Hooray!
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A Fly on the Wall?
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How To: Have Casual Sex
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14 Painfully Funny Fireworks FAIL Videos
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This Baby Wants Boobs….
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Whores in Bikini Tops
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds:

Some Girl and Her Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics
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