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2009

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say. It happens.

But I do have links. Click them.

I’m Gonna Go Out to The Bar and Slobber All Over Young Broads
You’re Staying In I Take It?
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Not So Fast, All You Gays, California is Still Full of Biggots That Hate You
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Post Game Lov Making
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USC Nut Sucker Punch
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Kristin Cavallari Gives Us A Fantastic View
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Dog House Bikini Contest
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Evangeline Lily Needs to Stop Fucking Complaining
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A Flowchart of What Will Inevitably Happen to You at a Memorial Day Barbecue
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Side Effects of a Limp Penis
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Doggy Style: A Love Story
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Okay This Brooke Hogan Album Cover Thing Has GOT to be a Joke
Seriously It Just Fucking Has to Be
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Striptease of the Day
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Jose Canseco Got Knocked the Fuck Out
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Lohan Most Probably Got a Deep Dicking
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Avril Lavigne Bikini Troll Body
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Jada Pinkette Smith May Be a Dyke, But That Doesn’t Mean I Wouldn’t Throw It In
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Mike Tyson’s $ Year Old Daughter May Die and I Kinda Feel Bad For Him
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Brooke Sheilds Regrets Not Being a Little Whore
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Claudia Schiffer’s Shower
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Danielle Lloyd Got Smacked the Fuck Down
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April ONeil Flashing in Public
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Now THAT’S Fucking Brick Smashing
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Party Slut Tit Flash!
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Jessica Moore Has Something to Show You
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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shotgun Backfire Means a New Set of Teeth
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Mel Gibson’s Whore Is Most Def 100% Knocked Up With His Whore Baby
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Blondie Strips Down
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AHHHHHHH Kate Beckingsale!!
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Jessica Pears Models Bikinis
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Hot Lesbian Sex. That’s All.
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Face Down Ass Up
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Emily Scott: Ralph Magazaine, June 2009
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Conservative Shock Jock Mancow gets Waterboarded – VIDEO
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America Takes Top Honors in the 2009 World Beard and Moustache Championships
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Kobe is Big Old Homo
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2009

25

May

stepLINKS of the Day

People ask me why I never started a news site. They ask why I write about myself and not about what celebrities are doing. I guess the answer comes in two parts. The first is that I don’t give a fuck about celebrities, but I do give a fuck about shit I see and do and experience and like to document it, because I drink too much and forget things after they happen. Second, I hate uneducated idiots who start up these sites and report the news that they didn’t create, make or break, and add their idiotic commentary to it, like they expect us to fuckin’ care. Not that it matters.

What does matter is that I just cast myself in the next season of The Hills as Heidi and Spencer’s murderer. I don’t get paid for the part, but I am pretty sure it’ll be fuckin’ rewarding, maybe even my life work.

That said, I hope you remembered your troops, or the poor hacks that got suckered in and died for an oppressive government who masked what they did as fighting for freedom when they already had real freedom back at home playing with their dogs, fuckin’ their wives, buyin’ their kids birthday gifts, fixing up an old boat or car, spending the afternoon with thir dad’s, watching superbowl with their friends and living a fuckin’ life that didn’t involve getting blown up in the fuckin’ dessert, while the top level government are flying around on private jets sipping champagne at your fuckin’ expense and I can only blame Heidi Montags.

While you were remembering that, I remembered my stepLINKS.

I Would Totally Stick My Falcid Peen in Miley Cyrus’s Whore Mother Just to See Fragments of the Shit the Made Miley Dried Up and Flaking Off My Shit….
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Here’s a Little Miley Vagina Peaking Out of Her Shorts to Show You How Fucked Up A Uterus Can Be
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Anya is About to Give ScarJo a Run For Her Money
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Alicia Keys Hottest Pics
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Okay These Infomercial Products Are Just Getting More and More Retarded
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Personally I’d Rather Work Out and Get a Giant Penis
But Let’s Laugh At These Self Absorbed Workout Assholes Anyways
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Evening Dress Thong Show
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I Still Wanna Bang Angelina Jolie
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Flawless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And The Shit From Japan Just Keeps Getting Weirder
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And While I’m At It, Probably Throw It In Camila Alves
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Go On Easy, Easy Rider!
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Fun With Music Videos
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Who the Fuck is January Jones and Why Isn’t My Penis In Her?
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Audio Edition
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Kate Hudson Looks Kind of Disgusting with Dark Hair
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I’d Lke to Fuck MAry Kate Olsen in that Hate Fuck Kind of Way
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The Critics Are Stomping All Over Heath Ledgers Grave
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Striptease of the Day
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Just Say NO to Online Dating!!
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Man, Kevin Bacon is Having a Bad Few Months
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Simi’s Got Some Sweet Tits
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Spoiled Teen Crys Rape – VIDEO
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Because Weekend’s Aren’t Always What They Are Cracked Up To Be
Sometimes You Gotta Start the Week Off Right
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What Do You Think os Megan Jones’ Hairy Pussy?
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Shower of Puke – VIDEO
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Just You’re Every Day Typical Naked Girl Next Door
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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What Can I Say? Jean Claude Van Damme Has Still Got It
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Enjoy All You Can of Gisele – Heard She May Have Ruined Her Vagina With a Baby
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Rebecca Romijn is Topless
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Vickie is a Lady in REd
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And That’s What Friends Are For
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My Penis Just Went From 6 to 12 Thanks to Jessica Szohr
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Ariel in Blue
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I Would Kill Myself Too if I Was Second Rate to Kristen Dunst
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Keyboard Cat: True Hollywood Story
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Clay Aiken Has No Balls
I Know, I’m No Surprised Either
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The 24 Types of Pot Smokers
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Girl Masterbates – Nuff Said
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Can You Guess What the Backwards Song Is Before The End Of the Video
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2009

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the long weekend. That means the only people who will read this are lonely losers with no family, friends or money to get the fuck aways from their computer for the weekend. Welcome to my life.

The good news is that in efforts to get wasted last night, I fell asleep at 9 pm and only woke up an hour ago. Thank you Oxy, or whatever the fuck that pill the sketchy skinny convulsing dude gave me was, you and pussy are by far my favorite addictions.

I don’t think I am hungover anymore, but I do think that these are my stepLINKS.

Lookin Good Sweetheart The Hayden Panettiere Vagina Edition
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Because There Is No Fucking Way You’ll Meet a Real Girl Tonight
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Fuck World History, check Out the HISTORY OF WEEEEEEED!!!
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Get YOUR Swine Flu Shot
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Liz Hurley is All Her MILF Glory
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What the Fuck is Paris Hilton Doing in Cannes?
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Can You Say Death Wish?
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The Celebrity Gender Switch Experiment
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Mariah Carey is See Through!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ready For a Dirty Joke?
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When Will Ferrel Interviews Dustin Hoffman…
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Striptease of the Day
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Well, I Just Threw Up in My Mouth a Little
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what the Fuck of the Day
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Dita Von Tease Dresses Like a Dirty Whore in Cannes Cause She’s a Class Act
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I Kind of Have a Thing For Zhang Ziyi
You Know, The Hot Bitch From Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon
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Taylor Momsen is a Hot Mess
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Mischa Barton is On Meth or Something
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Quentin Tarantino Drugged Brad Pitt
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Christina Julie is Totally Nude
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The Ass That Broke The Window
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Amy Winehouse is Still a Fucking Mess
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Hannah Hilton Does What She Does Best
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Eliza Dushku Does Maxim Magazine
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AHHHHHH Dani Woodword
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Part 2
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India Reynolds Is Naked
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Slut Gets Naked In Nature
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Jon’s Wifes is a Fucking Cunt and I’m Glad He Hates Her As Much As I Do
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Sit Back, Relax, And Enjoy The Show
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Pheobe Price is Disgusting and I Wish She Was Dead
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Watch is There Darlings, Looks Like You Lost Something
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56 Insanely Hot Indy Car Grid Girls
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Mommy Wants to Play Too
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Notorious B.R.A.D.Y
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Hot Chicks Get Naked and Rub Themselves Down. God Bless Spring Break
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Retard Tits Anyone?
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I Spy With My Little Eye, Paris Hilton Doing Something Illegal
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Cookie Monster Metal!!
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Cleveland is the Worst Place to Visit Ever
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Site of the Day – MSPAINTPORN.NET

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2009

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It is pretty much summer weather here and the girls are out in full effect and they are all pretty much half naked and it seems like everyone’s going crazy for fucking Ice Cream.

I got some ghetto soft serve for 50 cents because my wife made me do it and walked down the street eating it, only to pass another fuckin’ ice cream shop with high end ice cream, where all the snobby assholes pointed and laughed. I didn’t know ice cream was such a status game, until realizing they were laughing cuz my wife’s vagina lip was hanging outside her sweat pant, sure that vagina part is a lie, but these snobby ice cream experts definitely gave me dirty looks for rollin’ up with ghetto soft serve and it was funny.

Not as funny as when I just went to the store to get beer and two fat chicks were fighting over ice cream flavors, only to decide to get both, and that’s how I think women should work with sex, fight for the vagina, while I fight for the anal, only to come to a common ground of a little of both, but that’s not how it works out, what happens is you end up getting nothin’ and that’s just proof you can learn a lot at a store that sells ice cream and that’s without talking to the Sri Lankan about the history of his fucking people.

Here are my links – ps – I am drunk

Find A Masturbation Wife Here
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I Love My Lesbian Daughter
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Hitler Loves Hanna Montana
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8 Bikini Models You Must Look At
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I Guess Dogs Will Eat Anything
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Maria Grazia Cucinotta Has Glorious Tits
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Billy Mays Orders McDonalds
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Diane Kruger is Lookin Mighty Fine
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How The NBA Will Guarantee A Kobe Vs. Lebron Final
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Sesame Street On Acid. Makes Sense Doesn’t It?
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Legs, Cleavage and BEER
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Striptease of the Day
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Mars’ New Candy Bar Is A Real Slut
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Louise Griffiths Is in Bikini
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Yup, Michael Jackson Has Cancer
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Adriana Lima’s Nipples
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Jessica Alba Is Looking Good Without That Stupid Baby On Her Arm
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Kendra Wilkinson Just Ruined My Day
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Cher is All Sorts of Disgusting
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Christen Stefanich Photoshoot
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Australia’s Biggest Internet Celebwhore (This Week)
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Erotic Gymnastics Heyooo
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Guy Gets Tossed Off a Moving Bus
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Sweet Peach is Young and Fine
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Employee of the Month
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Well It’s Official. I Am Bever Going to India Ever
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I wanna Motorboat Wendy Williams
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And There’s Lady GaGa’s Vagina
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India Reynolds Naked
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MILF With an Awesome Body
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Georgia On My Mind
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Angelina Jolie Throwback
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Fuck You Walmart
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Kanye Already Broke Up With That Stripper
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She’s Got You Dancing
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Tunnel of Love
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How to Survive an Earthquake
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Bikini Whore Battle
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Fuck You, Speidi
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Some Titties at a Premiere
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Some American Apparel Blowjob Ad
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2009

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

You know how I bitch about my wife always wanting to have sex with me and how it makes me sick to my fucking stomach and I tell her to fuck off with her fat dirty vagina, but fuck her anyway, well 6 or 7 weeks ago, I guess she got the hint and stopped coming onto me. So days turned into weeks I was pretty happy about it. I was thinking how amazing it was to get her off my fucking jock because she’s disgusting, that was until earlier today when I decided it was time to get laid and bitch got her fucking revenge, see I cracked because I was hurting for pussy hard and she knew it and just looked at me, smiled and told me to fuck myself with my useless cock.

That said, tonight I go cheat, but before I do, here are my stepLINKS.

Find the Girl You’ve Always Wanted
Ot At Least One You Can Jerk Off To
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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If You Thought Snuggies Were Bad….
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The 9 Hottest German Woman
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When 2 Nerds Battle
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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Showdown
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Who Knew Basketball Could Be so Awesome
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Who the Fuck is Marion Cotillard And Why Can’t I Find Nudes of Her?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Christian Bale’s Doodles On The Set Of Terminator Salvation
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E-Reading Just Got a Hell of a Lot More Easier
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When a Cute, Sexy Girl Gets a Pedicure…
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Striptease of the Day
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I Love Miranda Kerr and Her Pointy Tits
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Kate Gosselin Will Eat Your Children!
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Rhianna Was Getting Down at the Strip Club in NYC and Loving Every Minute Of It
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Hayden Panettiere Panty Upskirt
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Beyonce Looks Best When She Doesn’t Have Her Tranny Garb On
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Mariah Carey May Not Look 40, But I’m Sure Her Vagina Looks 60
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Okay, Paris Hilton’s Stupidity Just Reached It’s Highest Level Ever
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Eliza Dushku in Maxim
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Lexi is Luscious
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Angelina Jolie is Lookin Hot at Cannes
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Britney Spears Concert Brawl
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Sandra Shine is Gorgeous
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Oil Tanker Explodes – VIDEO
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Nice One, You Fucking Douche
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If This is True, Someone Kill Me Right God Damn Now
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Lucy Pinder Wants to Servce You Ice Cream
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MICHAEL JACKSON JESUS CHRIST!
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Kerin’s Body is to Die For
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Corin and Her T-Shirt Ain’t Half Bad
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I Want to Learn a Whole Lot More About Brenda Song
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jenna Presley Takes is Off
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Ryan Philippe is a Pimp, Yo
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SEIXE THE TESTICLES!
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Girls Gone Wild, World War 2
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Quentina Tarantina Basically Drugged Brad Pitt to Convince Him to Do His Movie
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Cute Redhead Has Alone Time
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Bikini Girl Has Talent
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Ursula Vargues is a Great Way to End the Day
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2009

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was talking to an ex high class escort the other day, you know the kind who charges 5,000 dollars an hour, but who got busted and forced back to montreal and offered her 15 dollars for a blow job, I figure she’s gotta be cautious about her shit now that everyone is watching and 15 dollars can buy her a couple happy meals or one of her high class escort cocktails at the bar so that she can think about the glory days…. this is what she said.

i can only fuck for love. i’m partied out, sorry.

I just wanted a blow job, I don’t know where all this fucking got into the mix…so I asked her this ….

how much do you charge to let me jerk off to your facebook profile

Free. That’s how much and I got the rash on my dick to prove it.

You know what else is free, my stepLINKS and here they are.

Gwenyth Paltrow And Scarlet Johansson’s Giant Tits Are Gonna HAve a Massive Catfight
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Now This is a Food Fight I’m Glad I Didn’t Miss
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The Best Closeups Of Kim Kardashian’s Huge Tits
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Now That’s a Rough Day At Work
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Jaime Pressly?s White Trash Bikini Liquor Run
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A Hard, Gay Tv Throwdown
This is From Japan, Go Figure
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Jesus is Not Happy With Mel Gibson
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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7 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Your Graduation
Or Already Happened When You Did Graduate
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Termintor Will Give You More Happy Endings Then a Chinese Massuese
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Jessica Biel is Drunk or Delisional or Both
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All you need is Chicks
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One Wedding and a Funeral
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Striptease of the Day
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Hayden Pantyairs is Still Showing Off Her Ass in France
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Supermodel Daniela Urzi is a TOPLESS Argentinian patriot.
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Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt
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Here’s The Trailer For Sherlock Holmes
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Courtney Cox is Actually Starring in a Show Called COUGAR TOWN – VIDEO
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Well I Guess The Recession Isn’t Effecting Britney Spears
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A Nike Commercial With Puppets is the Only Kind of Nike Commercial I Wanna Watch
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Man Kate Hudson is a Whore
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Alison Angel is Stripping By a Tree
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The Repo Man is Coming
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Wearing Panties to Work is Over Rated
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Kick the Shit Out of a Shamwow!!
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These Spider Pictures Will Probably Scare the SHit Out of You
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Haven’t Seen Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bit
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Gabrielle’s Got Some Big Fucking Tits!
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Ass, Pussy and Fingers. Nuff Said
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Olivia Wilde: GQ Magazine, June 2009
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Agnes Will Light Your Fire
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Lisa Rinna Comes Clean About Her Hemorrhoid…Lips
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Candice Cassidy is Playboy’s Miss June
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Denise Milani Will Make Your Afternoon Better
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Charles Barkley is The Worst Golfer Ever
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“Requiem For An STD”
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2009

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was recovering all day from drinking way too much. My body has turned into a giant vagina on its period with some kind of cyst and can’t fuck seem to fuck anymore cuz it hurts too much. So I got swept from the computer and went to the park where some weird family was having a cookout, the same weird family I now call my own becuase they gave me lots of beer and food like the charity case I am. That’s why I didn’t post a lot, but I doubt any of you fucks noticed.

Here are my stepLINKS – click em if you’re horny.

I haven’t checked my email in 6 days so if you emailed me and are waiting, I’ll get to it soon enough.

I am not sure if I’ve posted this header pic before or not – I need an assistant.

If you are out there, you probably shouldn’t email me. Cuz it’ll take me 6 days to get to it.

Holla.

Tara Reid is Going Back to Rehab in 3…2…1
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Sluts With Lollipops
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Lucy Pinder is a Role Model for Women Around the World
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Cameron Diaz is Cougar Defined
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Not Exactly The First Thing I Want to Think Of When I Hear The Words Crotchless Pants, But Whatever
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Marc Ecko Did a Playboy Shoot – here are the Behind the Scenes Videos
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Soundtrack of a Shattered Life
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Alicia Keys May Be a Hoe
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10 Letters From Satan
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Enhance Your Performance Ye Olde Fashioned Way WITH MAGIC
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Dunno What Nell Mc Andrew is Up To, But I Like It
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Fergie is a Big Old Lesbo, Or Maybe Just Seeking Publicity
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Pam Anderson is Anything But Hot
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Cannes Panty Show Of Throwback
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JESUS IN A CHEETO BAG
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The Last Thing Anna Faris and That Little Black Dress Should Be Doing Is Getting Married
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Juliana Martins Gallery
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Meet Bailey Kline
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Guy Fights a Hooker – VIDEO
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WHY DON’T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE PARIS HILTON – VIDEO
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Honestly, Squirter Grosses Me Out Cause I Am Convinced It’s Just Piss, But Whatever
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Chinese Cat Fight
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Automated Phone Sex Will Probably Get You Off
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The Red Headed Dyke From Sex and the City is Getting Married
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There Goes the Neighborhood – Paris Hilton, You’re Fuck OUT
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Dita Von Tease in Her Lingerie
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Demi’s Tits Are Pretty Nice
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Bryci is the Kind of Brunette I Love
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Tila Tequila’s Acne Makes Me Want to Puke
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Say Hello to Brendy, You’ll Be Happy You Did
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Elle Liberachi ia the Next Big Thing
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Pimp MY Ride
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A Little Too Overcooked
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Celebrity Porn-Hab With Dr. Screw
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Porn Stat Twitpic Gallerys
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2 Girls 1 Sub
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You Can Actually Explode Your Ass. Who Knew?
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Because You Can’t Be a Peeping Tom Forever
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2009

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was watching The View in McDonald’s and Sheri/The new Star Jones was talking about heaven. She said something about how she will be reunited with all o her babies that she had aborted and I found the whole thing a little awkward.

So I went to twitter and wrote to her:

SherriEShepherd talking about seeing her abortions in heaven is pretty fucking awkward real talk @barbarajwalters

She answered me, I guess I’ve made it. The View, my daily masturbation material reached out and messaged me.

SherriEShepherdnot awkward for me

Jerking of to her tits in McDonald’s bathroom is going to be a lot more satisfying, I guess I can quit the site now, before I do, here are my stepLINKS

Hey Ladies….
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Sean Penn is Totally Fucking Natalie Portman
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Look at Jennifer Lopez’s Tits Get Smaller….
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How Do I Get a Pizza Vending Machine in My Living Room?
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Cassies Hottest Pics Ever
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I’d Leave My Wife to If She Wore One of These Fucking Things
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Amanda Bynes in a Short Dress is a Nice Way to Round Off the Week
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Being a GILF is a Full Time Job
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Pam Anderson Takes Her Diseased Ass Some Place or Another
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Autumn Reeser is a Breath of Fresh Air
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Because You ARe a Loser Virgin Who Loves All Things Star Trek
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Proof That Prayer Doesn’t Work
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Blonde Ambition Striptease of the Day
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Ashley Simpson is Most Probably Knocked Up Again…Gross
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Jesus Christ Tyra Banks is Fucking Scary
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I Love You Eva Mendes
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WHy Hello Megan Goods Nipple
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I Would Totally Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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Call ME Crazy But I Am Looking at Jennifer Love Hewitt and I Actually Don’t Want to Vomit
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THEY ARE MAKING ANOTHER HANNIBAL MOVIE YESSSS!!
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A Lingerie Show Will Always Make a Bad Day Better
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Milly Morris is On the Floor
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Bungee Jump Fail
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Holy Shit I Gotta Take a Trip to Spain Now?
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Sophia Santi Will Blow Your Mind
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When Daddy Got Pranked on the Crapper
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Come On Now, We All Get the Shits On Time or Another
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Becky and Mel Get It On
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Iveta is Nude in Public
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There’s No Saving Bruce Jenners Face
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Georgia is On My Mind
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I’d Totally Throw It In Nikki Reed
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Uhhhhh….Hmmmmm
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The 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls
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Anya in the Buff
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Mischa Barton is Topless
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What the Fuck is Happening in Our World’s School Systems
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Adam Carolla & Jay Leno Are Having a Party
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Now There’s a Babe I’d Like to End My Week With
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Finger Break Dancer is Second Only to Finger Banging
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Cowgirl Cameltoe I’d Like to Ride into the Sunset…and By Ride into the Sunset I mean Fuck Up the Ass…Because She May Be a Man
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2009

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I drank 6 beers and did a couple shots of tequila the last 2 hours because I thought I had to drive my friend somewhere in his car because he got caught for drinking and driving and I wanted to be sober, but turns out that he doesn’t mind drinking and driving since he’s already been caught and they’ve already taken his license, so there’s not much more they can do to him, and shit is like free reign or someshit, so I get to drink more. This is a glorious day in my life. Let’s hope no kids get run over cuz I can imagine that being a lot of legal bullshit to go through, not that I care, it’s not like I’ll be the one dead or in trouble.

HEre are some stepLINKS…..cuz that’s what I do here. Click them. Or jerk off to them. Or spit at them. I don’t really care. I’m just in the middle of a pure party.

Ps – That is a picture of a girl with a ziploc bag full of pee in her mouth and I don’t fucking get it.

It is Okay To Pay For Help Because Your Own Self Pleasure Can Only Take You So Far
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Star Trek Versus Star Wars
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Sing a Song For the Swine Flu
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Aisleyne Horgan’s Tit Wants to Say Hello
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Janet Jackson’s Hot Pics
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Everything is Poison and You Are All Going to Get Sick and Die
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Man, Hayden Panty-Airs Really Has a Thing for Old Dudes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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What the Car You’re Buying Says About You
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Holy Fuck This Job and Kate Drama Just Keeps Getting More Twisted
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Let’s Play Doctor
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Broke Back Tragedy
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Striptease of the Day Just Got a Whole Lot Better
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Mariah Carey Just Got a Whole Lot Uglier
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Kanye West is Way too Sensitive
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See Through Catwalk Throwback
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Aishwarya Rai is to Die For
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And Maxim’s Top Ten Hottest Women Are…
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Eminem is Really Going After Mariah Carey and Its Kind of Amazing
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Looks Lik Lohan Sucked the Right Dick, Cause Bitch is Going Back to Work
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God I Wanna Learn to Surf So Fucking Bad
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Ginny Will Take Your Breath Away
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Naked Kick to the Nuts – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ahhhh Alexis Ford
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Ozzy Osbourne Would Be Impressed
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ITS THE END OF AN ERA!
Craigslist is Shutting Down Their Erotic Services Section
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Wanna Rock the Funky Beats?
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Mickey Rourkes Got Game!! WHo Knew?
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Katie Green is Nude
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Lesbian Scene With Class
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A Babe in the Shower Always Does the Eyes Good
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Best Celebrity Bikini Ass
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Air Sex: It’s Like Air Guitar, But Sex
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Women Are As Scard of Dildos As Men ARe
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How About a Monster Truck Back Flip?
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Now THAT’S a King Can
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Everything You Will Ever Need to Know About Cock Fights
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How About Some Hot Asian Bitches
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Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Look Half Bad in All Leather
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2009

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder if famous people read the site and by famous people I mean Miley Cyrus because I do all this for her. Baby if you’re out there, this struggle is all for you….

Here are my links…

Find the Slut You’ve Always Wanted Here
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