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2009

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

In all this thanksgiving drinking I have managed to find the time to post my stepLINKS. I know that may not seem like real commitment, but it fucking is, now click the links and fuck yourself.

I am thankful for you…..and by you I mean the girl in the black panties who was running around her apartment I was staring into a few minutes ago, you may not have been all that hot, but your ass was and the context of me peeping on you was, so that makes up for your broken down face, you hot little exhibitionist. Sit on my face.

Love,
Jesus
(no I haven’t figured out why I signed off on this post, considering the whole site is me writing to you, but I’m drunk, stop asking questions..)

Christina Hendrick’s Tits Gott Married, So Take One Last Look Boys
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – 7000 Calorie Macaroni Salad Edition
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Because You Girlfriend ‘Has a Headache’
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Coco’s Got Her Ass All Up on Her Twitter Account
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The Hot Girl Beer Diet
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GOT CHEESE?! – VIDEO
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25 of the Weirdest Coffins Ever
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Remember That World of Warcraft Insane Spazz Kid? Well Here He Is Again
**This Time With Drunk Father Action**
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Russle Brand is Claiming He is Gonna Tattoo His Cock
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Megan Fox is Still Fucking David Silver
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Ruth Firth is 100 Years Old and is Probably Going to Outlive Me – VIDEO
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The Star Trek Gag Reel is Way Better Than That Piece of Shit Movie
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Holly Madison Is Gonna Make You Love Octoberfest
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Jessica is at the Beach
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I Know Fuck All About Cars, But Even I Could Have Told You Infintis Aren’t All They Are Cracked Up to Be – VIDEO
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Amateurs Have a Go At Each Other
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French Maid Silvia
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My First Faceplant – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Her Giant Areolas Are Something to Look At
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Alice Goodwin Topless
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Kelsey’s Video Compilation
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Rock Air Guitar Hotties!
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Kelly Osbourne is Lookin Kind of Hot
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Jayden Cole is By the Pool
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Lisa Lipps 36DDD. Yes, You Read That Right
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Aria Giovanni is in Stocking
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Olga Kurylenko From James Bond is Hot, And You’ll Be Seeing a Lot More of Her
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It’s Bird!! It’s a Plane!!! Its….Underwear Man? – VIDEO
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The Legally Retarded Stripper
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$4,395 in rent a Month Will Get You a House Like Sam Ronson’s
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Spain’s Sexiest Discoveries (other than the Americas)
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Yeah, So the Michael Jackson Moonwalker Game From Years Ago? Kinda Weird…
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Kristen Stewart Bites Her Lower Lip A Lot
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KRISTIN CAVALLARI IS A TOTAL WHORE … AND THESE INSANELY SEXY PICS OF HER PARTYING IN VEGAS PROVE IT!
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This Bitch is Probably Dead, But You’d still Fuck Her
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2009

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been arguing with people for the last few days about whether the number of followers on twitter represents how relevant you are to the world. He has double the amount of followers than me. I don’t care who you are, I’d like to you all follow me on twitter, even if you aren’t using twitter because twitter is on some vain shit that assumes people care to read about the useless shit you do, it is strictly to shut the fucker up


FOLLOW ME

That said, it is a long weekend in Canada. I went out drinking last night. Saw some people I haven’t seen in years who got fat, I tried getting a girl who was bragging about how she used to role cigars with her tits to show me her tits but she would’t so the whole night was pretty much a fucking waste of time. I figure if you have skills, especially tit skills, you should exploit that shit.


Topless Bitch Covered in Mud
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The Older David Hasslehoff Gets The More I Feel Like We Have in Common
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Lily Allens Monthly Nipple Flash Came Early This Year
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Brooke Burke’s Got a Frontal Wedgie
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She’ll Help You Along The Way to Getting to Know Yourself a Bit Better
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Piano Stairs Makes Going Up and Down Stairs Better, Trust Me
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WHY WE SHOULD BLOW UP THE MOON!!!
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Alexa Chung Panty Upskirt
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Okay This Ad For Ricola Cough Drops is Kind of Amazing
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Shep Smith Has a Bone to Pick With Krispy Kreme Cheeseburgers
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Pam Anderson is Getting Roucher By the Day
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It’s Drunken Argument Friday
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Stripfilm of the Day
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I’m No Homo, Bot Pink is Looking Kind of Hot in This Photoshoot
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The Only This Lindsay Lohan is a Genius At is Doing Enough Drugs to Incude Miscarriages to Avoid Having Abortions
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Bai Ling is Fucking Insane, As Usual
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Seriously, Kate Gosselin is Such a Self Entitled Cunt and I Want to Kill Her
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Zoe Duchesne for Blush Lingerie
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Olympic Hotties: Who Would You Rather?
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When Hidden Camera Shows Fail
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Lesbians Have to Stay After Class
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Cindy is On the Stairs
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Gayness!?!? Wassup With That?
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TAYLOR WANE SHOWS OFF HER BIG TITS AND JUICY PUSSY
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Fatty on a Moped – VIDEO
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If Kate Beckinsale Wants to Choke Her Puppy, She Do as She Damn Well Pleases As Far As I’m Concerned
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Caprice Bourret Topless Calendar
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Chicks With Toys
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Pam Anderson Still Knows How to Take a Photo Though
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You Know Jane Krakowski From 30 Rock is Actually Kind of Hot
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Holly and Annabelle Get It On
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slash performs the national anthem at dodgers stadium – VIDEO
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You Can Lay There All Day Baby
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The 6 Sexiest SFW Girl-Next-Door Gallery Sites
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Jayden James Shows Off the Curves
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AHHHHHH Keeley Hazell
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Sexy Blonde Strips Down and Touches Herself
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Whose Are Bigger? Place You Bets
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Meridith Vierra is a Predatory Cougar
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Gayle is Voluptuous
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Some Nerd, Gamer Pumpkins For Halloween, Because You Are a Loswer Virgin and You Appreciate That Kind of Thing
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AN EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT OF PARIS HILTON BEING THE STUPIDEST CUNT IN THE WORLD … HILARIOUS SHIT BECAUSE SHE’S SUCH A DOUCHE!
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2009

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am pretty fat from drinking, I mean it is also from sitting all day, eating shit and all that, but I like to single out drinking as the problem, because admitting you have a problem is halfway to accepting that problem and drinking until you forget that problem, or some shit. I guess what I am trying to say is that I am drunk and despite people hating that whole “I’m drunk” talk, I have nothing else to say, cuz I don’t remember the last 5 hours so fuck you for being so demanding. I think we should have a springbreak part, let’s organize it….
Here are some stepLINKS to click while I sleep off this hangover that’s already started……..

Fight on the Bus in Chinatown – VIDEO
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God Damn Mila Kunis is Hot
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Audrina Wants You to Know Her Girls….
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Because You Don’t Have a Girlfriend and If You Do, She Isn’t Nearly as Big a Whore As She Needs To Be
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Hottie Hall Of Fame: Nia Long
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The Problem With Live News is That This Doesn’t Happen Everyday
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Some Halloween Tips To Keep You Kids Safe!! – VIDEO
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India Reynolds is Topless
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Ahhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Fountain Surfing – VIDEO
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Baby Jesus Is Getting A Brand New Manger, Thanks to Madonna
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The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lindsay Lohan is Steadily Digging Her Own Hole of Fail
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Sometimes I Forget That Rachel McAdams is Kind of Hot
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Elisabetta May Be Off the Market Soon
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Jocelyn Wildenstein Gets Hotter Each Day That Goes By
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Nicole Kidman is Officiall a Wax Figure, Holy Fuck
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Olivia Wilde Gallery
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Aiden Takes It Off
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Accident with the Lambo – VIDEO
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Taylor Vixen Gallery
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Patra Nemcova Photoshoot
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Lexi Bell Has Got What You Need
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kim K is in FHM South Africa. Wait, What?
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Anna Paquin is Pale in Her Bikini and Not Very Attractive, But Here She is Anyways
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Some Amateur T and A
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Victoria is a Hot Secretary Type
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Kelly Bensimon, of The Real Housewives of New York City Bikini Shots
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Hot Little Lesbos
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Alexis Slaps Her Texas Ass
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Georgia Superfan Possessed by Satan Just in Time for the Big Game
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FUCK THE POLICE!!
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Some Artistical Illusions
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Mommy Where’s My Doll
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Cheerleader Aria Giovanni
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10 Videos Of Pornstar Julia Bond Trying To Get Famous On Youtube
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Matthew McConaughey is Better Than You in Everyway
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Kirstie Alley is Going to Die
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Check Out This Living Cartoon
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Here’s some Girl With a Grimey British Accent Playin the Guitar in a Weird as Fuck Kinda Way!
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JENNA JAMESON BACK WHEN SHE WAS THE HOTTEST PUSSY ON EARTH
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2009

07

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I was feeling a little depressed that I don’t own any nice things, you know since I’ve spent all my money over the years drinking. As I looked over my disgusting apartment, my shitty furniture I pretty much pulled out of dumpsters over the years, my empty fridge, I stopped and thought, shit, maybe I do have a problem, maybe I should really get my act together. My clothes aren’t designer, my computer is some hand-me down shit I pretty much stole, my beer is generic storebrand, and then I realized that my lack of success and lack of nice things has nothing to do with my drinking at all, it has to do with being lazy, hating work and most importantly not marrying a wife with enough money to support my ass, so drinking’s got nothing to do with it and I almost blamed an old friend for ruining me, when in reality my old friend has been nothing but good to me. It was a close call, I was googling AA numbers and shit, but I saved my alcoholism for yet another day….

Here are my stepLINKS….


Vickie Blows is Naked and Has Tattoos
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Harry Connick JR Almost Knocked Some Australian Assholes Out Over this Blackface Shit, and Rightfully So
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Kayden Kross is Keepin’ It Comfortable….
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Kate Hudson is Lookin Like a Bombshell and I Like It
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Because Getting Naked on Webcams is Why God Invented Webcames. It’s Science.
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Star Fox: IN IRAQ
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God Damn I Love Bollywood
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Kate Moss See Through Nipple Shots
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Git Yo Bling String On!
(Fuck Women Will Buy Anything)
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Dina Lohan Needs to Crawl in a Hole and Die
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The 9 Hottest Argentine Women
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25 Sexy Cowgirls
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Roman Polanski: To Catch a Predator
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Striptease of the Day
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So There’s Gonna be a Threesome on Gossip Girl
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Freida Pinto is Lookin’ Mighty Fine
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Nicole Eggert is Spoofing the Fact that She is Fat and Seems to Be Forgetting the Most Important Fact: That She is Fat
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Shauna Sand, How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways
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Invisible Dogs You Say?
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Meet Jenny McClain
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You Don’t See a Body Builder Tranny Fight Everyday
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Juliette is Fucking a Dildo
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Katie Holmes is Actually Lookin Good on the Cover of Elle
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Horny Secretary
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Olivia Wilde is Marie Claire
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I’m Sorry But You’re Ugly
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Katherine Kelly Lang in a Bikini
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Anna Kournikova Orange Bikini
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Pussy At the Beach
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Well Hello Bryci
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How the fuck Isn’t Lauren Conrad Completely Ireelevant Yet
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Georgia Jones and Her Dildo Are Outside
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Jessica Bangkok and Her Big Old Tits
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Kiss Was On David Letterman
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And a Bit More Roman Polanski Drama
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Justice Remixed Lenny Kravitz or Something
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Something is a Little Off Balance
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Kim Kardashian’s Condo is On the Market, Now You Can Make That Dream of Masterbating in Her Bedroom a Reality
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Lesbian Midgets Need Love Too
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Some Sexy Halloween Costumes
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The 15 Biggest Internet Jackasses of All-Time
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Gina Gershon is Available and Topless
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CANDID PHOTOS AT HOME OF DENISE MILANI SHOWING OFF HER ENORMOUS TITS TO HER LUCKY (VERY SATISFIED) BOYFRIEND
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Ass Cheek Pants on Ratty Ass Hipsters….
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2009

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t bang this girl, but I probably should of when I took the pic. I’m just joking, I didn’t take the pic, but I should go out there and find a bitch who will get down like this for me, but since my wife made every last drop of sperm in my balls, and every last drop of testosterone in my blood pretty much dry the fuck out with her disgustingness, leaving my genitals more and more vaginal every given day…..

I guess it’s better than getting chemical castration like all the other sex offenders, not that I am a sex offender, but if I still had my male hormones I just might be…

Here are my stepLINKS….


The 100 Hottest Chicks Of The 2000s (with pics)
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The 100 Hottest Chicks Of The 2000s (with pics)
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Abigail Clancy Has That Fuck Me Look In Her Eyes
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Trophy Hoes Gotta Stick Together
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Man Gets Fired from a Job He Made Up For Himself
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Because Web Cams Are Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Lamar Odom Isn’t Giving Khloe Kardashian a Dime. Well Done
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Sonic Versus Pacman
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Meet the Ed Hardy Boyz!! – VIDEO
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Holly Madison Panty Peek
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Living Photograph Horror!!
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Lohan is Fucking Fading Fast
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Some Cakes That Are Good For a Laugh or Two
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Liz Taylor is Dying Let’s Start Taking Bets As To When
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mischa Barton is So Fucking Gross
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Yea, I’d Throw It in Lea Michele
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Dave Letterman is in the Dog House
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Tila Tequila is Actually Looking Alright Here
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olivia Wilde Gallery
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Boob Slip on Italian TV
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Nancy Grace is a Cunt and I Love It
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Pet Store Nip Slip. Yes, You Read That Correctly
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Vibrator + a Butthole
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Angie Stone is a Squirter
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Eva Herzigova in French Vogue
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Skater Takes a Tumble
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Mel’s Not an Anti-Semitic Drunk Anymore!
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Sohpie Reade is Topless
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Lucy is All By Herself
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Gotta Get Me Some Gisele
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Lindsay Price Ain’t Half Bad
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Helena is Sweet
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Belladonna is a Dirty Pig and You’ll Probably Love It
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Iga Means Business
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Kelli Will Make Your Day Better
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Jamie Foxx May Be Taking a Kirstie Alley Meat Bath
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Surpremacy Failure
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Justin Timberlakes Grandma Sells Him Out and It’s Amazing. Seriously I Wana Shake This Old Cunts Hand
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JUST TRUST ME … CLICK THIS LINK AND YOU’LL BE A VERY HAPPY (AND HARD) CAMPER!
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Ryan Jenkins Blames Jasmine Fiore in His Suicide Note
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Kayden Kross Shows Off Her Hot TITs in a Tight Dress
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Hot girls with snakes
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2009

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I pretty much slept most of the night, then drank the other part of the night ending up with horny elderly women line-dancing at a community center, I grabbed some ass, watched some tit jiggle to the country music, and the whole thing was far more pornographic than any of this celebrity shit, inspiring me to start livin a little more with the people who don’t have so much livin’ left in them, mainly cuz they don’t give a fuck about convention anymore and put out with little to no work, partially because 2 drinks puts them over the edge and because you can slip it in them without them realizing whether awake or asleep because their vaginas are so big and their memory so shitty and baking enough to buy 10 raffle tickets to win the fuckin’ pie, if you know what I mean…

Here are my links.

Kayden Kross is Wonder Woman…
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Levi Johnston is Cashing in on His Fame, and By Cashing In, I Mean They Gave Him $40 and a Six Pack
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Because There is No Way in Hell You Got Laid All Weekend
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Victoria Silvstedt is Masturbating on a Public Beach
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Sexy Latina Girl Gets Dirty For The Cameras
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GErman TV Dinosaur Fun!
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Some Kids Show Hosts With Some Very Dark Secrets
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Rhianna And Her See Through Dress
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Ashley Greene in Her Bikini Cuz She’s a Slut
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Can Someone Explain What is Happening is This Video, Because I Watched It Maybe 10 Times and Still Have No Clue
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When oh When Will Jessica Simpson Disappear? Here’s Hoping She Leaves Her Big Tits Behind
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For Fuck Sakes, So Apparently Kate Gosselin Can’t Pay Her Bills Now
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25 Hilarious Defaced Bills
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Striptease of the Day
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I Don’t Know Who Katrina Bowden is, But Her Body is Slammin
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One of the Backstreet Boys Has Swine Flu, Here’s Hoping The Rest of them Get It And All Die
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Jessica Biel Needs to Put a Fucking Bag Over Her Head
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Here’s Lohan Working Hard, and By Working Hard, I Mean Drinking More than I Do
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This Seth Green Freaking Out Clip is Probably Fake, But Still Awesome
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Madonna and Lady GaGa on Saturday Night Live – VIDEO
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Nikalla is Lost in the Desert
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Came Slut Caught By Dad
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Sexy Brooke Gets Off in Public
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Charley Chase and the Fucking Machine
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Meet the Quinn Sisters
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Behold the Invisible Man
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Blanca Soto and Why Am I Not Trying to Find Her Phone Number Right This Second
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Sophie Monk Yellow Bikini
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Blondie Punk-ish Chick Poses for the Cam
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How About Some Daisy Marie?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Taylor Momsen is a Jailbail Hot Mess
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Capri is Oh So Perfect
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Naked Chicks Groping Each Other on the Beach – VIDEO
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BEST BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER!!
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Andy Samberg is Awesome
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Pranking Fun with Real Dolls
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Here Kitty Kitty Kitty
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Some Kanye West Damage Control
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108 Beautiful Brazilian Butts
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Take Your Pick Gentlemen….
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NOW THIS IS A SMOKIN’ HOT BODY!
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Lesbian Porn Pros
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2009

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I forgot to post my links because I was drunk mid-afternoon Friday, I’m talking real drunk and unsure of what went on but I do think I ended up walking in on a gay orgy at one point and at Wal Mart buying myself the Flipper DVD at another, but between you and me, it could have been at the time, because I am struggling to remember my name or what day it is. The good news is that I didn’t have a camera to document the whole horrible experience, the bad news for you is that I am still alive because I know you don’t like me, but I guess that’s good news for me, since it means I can still torment you on this site and that is something worth celebrating motherfuckers….

Here are my stepLINKS…better late than never…but before I post them, here’s my cry for attention:

Add Me to Facebook
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Follow Me On Twitter….
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Here are my stepLINKS….

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This One’s For the Pedophiles…
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Let’s Enjoy Jessica Alba’s Ass Together
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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Because I Know You Probably Won’t Leave the House Tonight Anyways
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PRAISE THE LORD, KANYE + LADY GAGA’S TOUR IS CANCELLED
50 Cent Says It was Gay Anyways; Confirms What we All Thought in the First Place
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Kristin Cavallari’s Hottest Pics
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Turkey Cheese Fries Anyone
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8 Rejected Photobooth Effects
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Matt Damon Freaks Out On Adrian Grenier
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Jenni Falconer See Through Panties And Her Landing Strip Is Showing
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Beyonce’s Dad is Bangin Chicks All Over and It Looks Like he Knocked a Bitch Up
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Russel Brand is Fucking Katy Perry and I Am Praying to God for a Sex Tape
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25 Hot Chicks on Roller Skates
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Striptease of the Day
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Lily Allen Will Pretty Much Fuck Any Dude With a Penis, But Even I Wouldn’t Fuck Lily Allen, and I Will Pretty Much Fuck Anything
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Jessica Stroup Hits Paris Fashion Week
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FORMER WWE DIVA MISSY HAS ENORMOUS TITS … AND A FUCKIN’ HICKEY ON HER LABIA!
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Anna Friel is Lookin Hot
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Katie Price and Her Big Tits Looking Ridiculous as Always
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Fun in the Restaurant – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Oprah is Gonna Go on a Rampage Like Godzilla to Destroy Copenhagen and Everyone In It
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sex in the Tattoo Shop
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Busty Chick Shaves Her Pussy
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Alyssa Reid is Close Up
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Vendula’s Body is Magic
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Melita Toniolo Gallery
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Sophie Howard is Topless in Red
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Dian is on the Rocks
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And a Little More Rihanna
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Amateurs in the Tub
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10 Jobs That Will Turn You into a Total Dick
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Meet the Jolie Twins
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Some Selena Gomes Jailbait Action
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Babe id Red Shows Off Those Titties
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Smile, Bitch!
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Jason Whaler is Going to Prison!
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Jet Powered Merry Go Round! – VIDEO
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Trust Me, You’re Gonna Want Faith
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Fuck Fox News
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JESSICA CHANGED HER NAME TO JESSA, AND NOW SHE’S A TOP PLAYBOY PLAYMATE … BUT TO ME, SHE’S STILL A CUM-GUZZLING WHORE!
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2009

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent my night pretending to be Gene Simmon’s love child to get into the KISS concert, since I figure one of them will die soon enough and I’ll miss out on legendary performances and by legendary performances I mean slutty 45 year old rocker chicks who have gone through at least one divorce and a lot of cocks, who appreciates someone who is Gene Simmon’s love child…it didn’t work, so instead I went to an arcade and played games with 14 year old Asian dudes, something you guys may appreciate, but I found pretty depressing, but not as depressing as my home….

Here are my stepLINKS

Emmanuelle Chriqui is Rockin Daisy Dukes
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And the Award for Domestic Violence Crazy Bitch of the Day Goes To….
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Get Your Nut Off, It Does a Body Good
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Britney Spears and some White Trash Glamours
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The 9 Sexiest Roller Girls Of All Time
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Imagine if Star Wars: A New Hope weren’t made by George Lucas, but by hundreds of different fans in 15 second pieces and then glued together – VIDEO
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WHO SAID IT?! Megan Fox vs Mike Tyson
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Courtney Love See Through Saggy Tits
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So That’s What Your Mom Does With Her Webcam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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It’s Always Hit or Miss with Drew Barrymoe, But She is Looking Alright Here
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Madonna is Such a Predator Cougar, Here She is on Letterman
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25 Hilarious Roller Coaster Photos
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Striptease of the Day
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Looks Like Edward Furlonge (The Kid Terminator 2) is Having Some Issues
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Man christina Aguilera is Lookin Good on Project Runway
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Michael Bay Calls Megan Fox Out and It’s Kind of Awesome
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Couples Retreat – TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS
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For Fuck Sakes Christina Milian is Pregant Too?
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Goldie Hawn is a Hot Mess and Yes, I would Still Fuck Her
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How About a Wet Tshirt Contest
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What’s It Smell Like Lady?
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Marta Likes to Self Penetrate
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adrean is All Wet
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Mellissa Lauren is Fune by Me
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Jenna Dewan Hangs Out in Her Bikini
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Guess Model Sarah Mutch is Covered But Topless Still!!
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Olivia Munn Versus Olivia Wilde
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Gianna Michaels and Jelena Jensen Get Nipple-to-Nipple
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Shay Johnson is All sorts of Sexy
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Garbage Out the Window FAIL! – VIDEO
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If You Didn’t Want to Kill The Kardashian Sisters Already, You Will Now
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CHECK OUT SOPHIE MONKS TITS
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Sesame Street Does Mad Me
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And a Few Last Shots of More Rihanna Fashion Insanity
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OMFG. CHECK OUT THE BIKINI CHICK IN THIS VIDEO
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Elena and Dasha
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2009

01

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I had a really funny story to write about but being an idiot I forgot. I blame drinking 2 bottles of wine throughout the day, passing the fuck out and then wondering the streets all night in the cold realizing that life is pretty shitty, but at least I’m not Michael J. Fox.

Here are my stepLINKS…..they are more interesting than me….

Rachel Stevens is a Slutty Calendar Girl
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Amy Winehouse Crack Rap
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How to: Write Your Ow Zombie Movie
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Anna Friel Panty Upskirt
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Because a Little Tits on the Webcam May Just Get You Through This Day
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The Best Naked or At Least Really Close to Naked Chicks From the Month of September
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Some Whore Showing Off Her Belly
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The Hottest Girls In The World Map (Click Around)
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Megan Fox Before the Plastic Surgery……back in 2007
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There Are Certain Things That Should Not Be Live Action By Humans
Bert and Ernie is One of Them
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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For Fuck Sakes, Are The Really Making Another Predator Movie
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Something Tells Me Isla Fisher is Great in Bed
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If I Had Known So Think You Can Dance Showed Vadge on TV, I Would Have Started Watching Ages Ago
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Patricia de Leon is My Kind of Lady
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Striptease of the Day
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Rihanna Went to Church Dressed Like a Whore and I Love It
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Denise Richards Out Not Doing Much of Anything But She’s Still Half Hot So Whatever
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Lohan is Still Trying to Sell Those Piece of Shit Leggings
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The Lady Gaga Stupid Train is Making It’s Daily Stop on Your Computer Screen
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When Conan O’Brien Falls, He Falls Hard
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rose McGowen’s Career is Officially Over, Unless She Finds Another Director to Fuck
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Must See Misa
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Reporter Gets Owned
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Cheerleader 3 Way
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Lesbian Pussy Lick Off
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ATVs and Bikinis Don’t Mix
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Fiorella Mattheis Looks Better in a Bikini Than Most PEople
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Kitty Lea and Kelly Lu topless
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Dark Haired Amateur
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Heidi Montag’s Friend is Hotter Than Her
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Voilet Shakes Her Ass
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World’s Fastest Nudist
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STFU KANYE WEST
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Ahhh Japan You’re an Endless Source of Entertainment
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Go On You Know You Want To
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A Jimmy Kimmel Kimmel/Sarah Silverman Sex Tape is About as Disgusting as It Gets
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Fun at Oktoberfest
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Get a Job at Wendys, Cunt
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Kelly Brooke is Naked With Flowers
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Some Hot Garden Gnome TIts
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WTF? AUBREY O’DAY BATHES IN THE NUDE … WITH HER FUCKIN’ DOG? HERE’S AUBREY NAKED IN THE TUB … THIS IS GETTING CLOSE TO BEASTIALITY!
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Anna Friel in Some Dress Cuz She’s a Classy Whore Who Gets Naked on Stage
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2009

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

The paparazzi remain cocksuckers…I got this email yesterday from a big paparazzi agency who I was legally getting pictures from:

I was asked to disable your account by upper management.  I believe your postings have pushed the boundaries of “Good taste” 

So I wrote:

I played by the rules, I respected your limits you instilled and now you are shutting down my account because my content pushes the boundaries of good taste? I didn’t realize Splash was Emily fuckin’ Post’s rules of etiquette in how you conduct yourself or your business following celebs in their most intimate moments…and killing Princess Diana. Cocksuckers.

When the paparazzi say you are pushing the boundaries of “Good Taste” you know you are fucking gutter.

On a more interesting note I got this spam and it made me laugh….

Dear Sir/Madam,
 
I am pleasure to know you from Internet ! 
If this email disturb you, Please ignore or delete ! Thanks !

On a more interesting note, I need a monkey to affectionately hold my thigh……my wife isn’t as cute….

On an even more interesting note, Here are my stepLINKS….

Katie Cassidy is my Celebrity Slut Obsession
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If You Didn’t Hate Your Life Already You Will After This
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Mary Louise Parker is a Home Wrecking Whore, and I Like It!
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Toni Brakton Wind Blown Panty Upskirt Throback
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BEST WINDOWS AD EVERRRR!
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Man I Would Really Love to Bang George Clooney’s New Girlfriend, Way More Than That Other Stripper He Was Fucking
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Madonna Sexy Hall Of Fame….I am not joking….
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Because I Know Your Moms Basement Ca Probably Get Pretty Boring at Time
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The Eiffel Tower Explained – The Sex Position That Changed History
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100 of the Greatest You Tube Videos in 4 Minutes
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Mel Gibson Is Making This Way to Fucking Easy
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Next Time, Write an HONEST Letter to Your One Night Stand
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Tila Tequila is Fucking Weird Looking And These Freaky Contact Lenses Aren’t Helping
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some Young, Blonde Amateurs
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Rihanna is Wearing More Crazy Shit But I’d Still Stick It to Her, So Whatever
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Courtney Cox is Slidin On Up That Cougar Ladder Nicely
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Brynne Gordon is a Hot, Gold Digging Piece, You Go Girl!!
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Ahhhhhhhhhh Shakira
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Eva Habermann Gallery
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Rima is Nude in the Mirror
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Ninja Idiot
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Lesbians Stay After School for Detention
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Bree Olsen Gallery
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Meet Jessica Canizales
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Britney Skye Wants You to Want Her
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Fuck What’s Wrong With Brook Hogan’s Music, WTF is Wrong With This Bitches Face?
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Jo Hicks Nude Black and Whites
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TWINS!!!TWINS!!TWINS!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Don’t Give a Shit What She Has Growning Inside Her, Jennifer Ellison is a Fucking Whale
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Mandy Michaels Rubs Herself Down with Lotion
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Mindy Vega Love’s Lollipops
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Playboy Mexico is Like the Welfare Version of Playboy, But Here’s Some Slut Named Jillian on the Cover Anyways
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Okay, Here’s the Trailer for The Gorssest Movie Ever
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Let’s Play Guess That Ass
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Bitch Gotta Tail
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Some Throwback Cameron Diaz THong Pics
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Hot AIDS Ads cuz AIDS is Hot
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ROMAN POLANSKI’S PIRATE DAYS
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ICE-T’s WIFE COCO HAS A SISTER … WITH HUGE TITS … AND SHE’S BISEXUAL, TOO!
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